Actually Chile claims sovereign territory down to the south pole, making it much longer than shown in the video, and form 1879 to 1884 during the Pacific War against Perú and Bolivia, Chile conquered all the pacific coastline up to Lima, Perú, achieving a costal length of 8663 km. Also during that time Chile had the strongest navy on the Pacific, patrolling with little opposition up to San Francisco and successfully sending a battleship to stop the US annexation of Panama in April 1885. So Longer Chile could have very well been a reality.
During the same war during which we stole Peru's and Bolivia's territory, Argentina politely asked "Hey, Chile, mind if I take all this land you own beyond the Andes? My army is doing nothing ATM.". And Chile was like "Ugh, screw you Argentina, it's yours." The Andes is a very strong defensive position, and the reason Chile is so narrow. Strong, natural barriers with few passes. But that also means that anything beyond the Andes is very hard to reinforce. You can't reach it by sea, and land passes are rare and easy to hold.
@@androide_t5322 chile is isn't the only country to be experiencing this, australia, japan, canada, taiwan, the philippines, new zealand, peru, ecuador, panama, guatemala, mexico, el salvador, the US state hawaii, also have what you are having because these countries are also besiding the pacific ocean, all countries that have boundaries with ring of fire technically will going to have it
As a hypothetical Longer Chile citizen in Guadalajara, I'm just gonna say Longer Chile it's the best name for a country ever, in this earth and any other, my fellow Spanish speakers will understand
So we would have 2 Los Angeles south and Los Angeles north. I really believe that Chile was always meant to be longer. Also, I knew that Grunge was Chilean all this time.
current Chile has Route 5, the longest route of the country going across most of it's lenght, I can imagine Longer Chile's Route 5 being a touristic paradise lol
@Deva Rafael Yes... although having only 20 km of coastline with other Croatian islands closely surrounding it (not to mention relatively shallow waters) makes having a port there not very feasible. As such, BiH is functionally landlocked, because the nearest usable port is on the Croatian side. Also, if Croatia goes ahead and builds their proposed bridge over their islands that would enable bypassing the Neum border crossing entirely, that potentially spells more trouble for Bosnia and Herzegovina.
The road that supposedly united cali with Punta Arenas actually is cut short about 300km north of Punta Arenas because of that area is filled with fjords, wich makes all the territory south of Chile mostly dependant on ferrys or boats
Just was going to say that! The entire region (like a state) where is Punta Arenas, its unconnected, so we have to cross to Argentina if we want to go by land or take a ferry or plane if we dont want to go to Argentina
YT recommended this, maybe cz I'm chilean. If Longer Chile was real, I'd definitely move north just to be near Canada 💖 Chile deeply admires Canada, lots of love!
I believe that with an economy so big, and basically being a long coastline they would've invested crazy amounts of money in the marine in the last century and be the most powerful navy in the world
@@oliviaagueroasaro9174 Ya, but we kinda just....gave it to you like nothing. We were in the middle of the pacific war, so being at another war at the same time was not a good idea.
At 1:26 there is a mistake, the war wasnt initially for conquest, it started because bolivia's government broke a treaty and rose taxes on chilean companies in the coast, beeing sure peru would help and Chile wouldnt attack. Boy they were wrong.
The US-Canadian Pacific Coast already is a mirror of Chile (or viceversa). Except for those living in Hollywood or in the Bay Area, there is a southern replica to your city or area. For example, look up Corral, Chile if you live in Astoria, OR.
There actually is a route to Anchorage from Vancouver, however it would not fit on the map you have provided, as it takes hwy 97 (BC) up to Prince George, etc. So, it is possible, and when Longer Chile Becomes a country, they would most likely consider this and take over much of BC. Love the video btw.
In 1851, the rebel side was in the north, in the center-south and in the extreme south, and the government side was in the center-north and in the south ...
Now what about Longest Chile? Where it doesn't stop with the pacific, and instead wraps all the way around the Americas until it meets its southern border again.
"Hey, dude where do you live? I want to see if I can give an estimate for the climate from how far from the equator you are." "I live in Longer Chile." "Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"
No. La wea nefasta. Yo compre un producto por este courier, y los bastardos me dejaron en una agencia y lo tuve que ir a buscar. Cuando deberían dejar en mi casa.
Most RLL videos: *Complicated political predictions and explanations of the current political and diplomatic climate* This Video: What if like, Chilie big, like big big
If Chile were this long, it would be on the Pacific ring of fire which would cause us to have even more earthquakes. Which in reality, to the Chileans, does not worry much.
Or Ohio could take the inland territory in North America and everyone in South America goes to Brazil since they would be separated from each other by Chile (formerly Panama)
2020 has officially broken RealLifeLore.
Man you're literally everyone,u surely got 72 hours in a day😂😂
Bruh you again
Justin Y. you’re killing me 😂😂😂
Hey sup
Wow first time seeing you this early.
2019 RLL: What if a former, historic empire reunified?
2020 RLL: Okay... hear me out... Chile... but LONG.
This video is just the spirit form of 2020
Hmm
I miss the former historic empires video... I was waiting on what if the Japanese Empire reunited today
@@scipioafricanus2212 I would have liked a German Empire, or Nordic Empire one
Chile... but LONG doesn't sound right. It's already long lol
The Chilean Dream, monopolizing all the earthquakes in the continent
normal people: wth chileans shouldnt be proud of having the strongest earthquake, it killed people!
chileans: record mundial chuchetumaree
@@kdekappa CHILE CAMPEOOOON
We Chileans likes earthquakes so much that we drink them ( t e r r e m o t o s )
This is so funny 😄
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wow Chile is such an amazing country, it really is the best country of Chile, greetings from Chile
the best country of chile?
We're also the first country of Chile, truly mesmerizing.
@@alejandro-hc6ms also the worst, and the fifth
poetic
@@alejandro-hc6ms chilean meme
fun fact: there is a town in Chile called Chile Chico, which means "small Chile" in spanish
finally, Smol chile
@@justdery17 this is will be their official name in my head from now on.
Chile guagua
Also there is a town called "Paraguay chico", which means "small Paraguay"
@@DuckthePolarxd *finally, Smol paraguay*
You: Long Chile
Me, an intellectual: Chilong
Slenth
@@badfutplayer6250 *Lenth*
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RUSSIA: W I D EEEEE
CHILE:L
O
N
G
Uruguay:
I R
C C
E L
Australia:
Dog cat
H. A
@Ryan Kapur more like vatican
Bulgaria: L I O N
Actually Chile claims sovereign territory down to the south pole, making it much longer than shown in the video, and form 1879 to 1884 during the Pacific War against Perú and Bolivia, Chile conquered all the pacific coastline up to Lima, Perú, achieving a costal length of 8663 km.
Also during that time Chile had the strongest navy on the Pacific, patrolling with little opposition up to San Francisco and successfully sending a battleship to stop the US annexation of Panama in April 1885. So Longer Chile could have very well been a reality.
...they just needed to be as aggressive as your most friendly floridian and surely it'd be reality
Thanks for including CT :)
@@elclaustrocl HEHE WE GOT THEM
@@elclaustrocl too late
The only problem with this plan is the low population Chile has, it wouldn't be able to defend a border that long with only a couple million people
Being I Chilean myself I must say, you've discovered our secret plan.
Chile: "No, don't extend our borders inland! We want more coastline! Only coastline!"
During the same war during which we stole Peru's and Bolivia's territory, Argentina politely asked "Hey, Chile, mind if I take all this land you own beyond the Andes? My army is doing nothing ATM.". And Chile was like "Ugh, screw you Argentina, it's yours." The Andes is a very strong defensive position, and the reason Chile is so narrow. Strong, natural barriers with few passes. But that also means that anything beyond the Andes is very hard to reinforce. You can't reach it by sea, and land passes are rare and easy to hold.
Chile wants the coast so they can boast
Hippity hoppity, your coast is our property
*Bolivia:* :(
That's kinda what the Phoenicians, Greeks and Romans did. They just wanted all the coastline around the Mediterranean.
"What if Chile was way longer."
5 minutes later:
*"WHAT IF WE INVADE L O N G C H I L E"*
That's the mindset to join the british empire.
colonizer mindset 😜
911 likes
Oh come on someone just liked it
As a chilean, we need chile to be as this long and take over the earthquakes.
earthquakes are infinite and it will never end because it's a nature phenomenon, it's part of earth's natural mechanics
@@MTC008 🤓🤓
@@androide_t5322 chile is isn't the only country to be experiencing this, australia, japan, canada, taiwan, the philippines, new zealand, peru, ecuador, panama, guatemala, mexico, el salvador, the US state hawaii, also have what you are having because these countries are also besiding the pacific ocean, all countries that have boundaries with ring of fire technically will going to have it
chequea tu escritura bro, cometiste un error en ** to be as this **
As a hypothetical Longer Chile citizen in Guadalajara, I'm just gonna say Longer Chile it's the best name for a country ever, in this earth and any other, my fellow Spanish speakers will understand
Chile pero tiene la mea tu-
Longer chile: **Exist**
Rising sea level: It's free real estate
Bruh underrated
BRUH 😂😂😂😂
Not at all! Drive a mile inland and you're comfortably 100 feet over the sea level.
Well, if we think on the entire western coast of the Americas we'll see it's very mountainous, so that would not be extremely catastrophic
Coast mountains: XD
Therapist: TH-cam grammar mistakes can’t hurt you
1th Los Angeles: *exists*
OOF
I wanted to see how long it would take scrolling to find a 1th meme
Cannot unsee
Firsth.
One'th
As an Oregonian I’m excited to be part of Chile and her magnificent population. 🇨🇱
I've been to both. The similarities are stunning
then, chile would have not only one but two cities called L.A
The three states of the nation would be Hot Chile, Mild Chile, and Chilly Chile
That's Chile already (?
@@Shireke01 shhhhhh. It's a secret
Always Chile...
Chilly Chile 😂
Commy Chile
So we would have 2 Los Angeles south and Los Angeles north. I really believe that Chile was always meant to be longer.
Also, I knew that Grunge was Chilean all this time.
such a dad joke "I went to los angeles!!!" "oh really, how was the city" "Chilly"
current Chile has Route 5, the longest route of the country going across most of it's lenght, I can imagine Longer Chile's Route 5 being a touristic paradise lol
Next video: “what if the Vatican was way smaller?”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's small enough for one side to be seen from another side, so idk how more small you mean
@@parthibhayat how about smaller than human
I'm pretty sure I've seen parking lots that are larger lmao
Socky noob
What is that username? 😂
Longer Chile: *exists*
Tectonic Plates: “I’m about to end this mans whole career”
Sure. 8 degree Richter earthquake. *Nobody panics*
@@bastiangalaz4580
Chile: "cosa mía o está como fome este tembleke."
like 2:42?
oml i spat laughed all over my screen good lord
So... Exactly like it is now?
I like how he refers to Chile as a “her”.
Because, he needs to put the genders in countries
as a chilean, this is the funniest shit ever made
Bolivia: I want ocean.
Chile: lol no.
*lol no❤️
Bosnia:First time?
@@asunflower7993 *lol no 💅
@@bawicz0 *✨lol no💅❤️✨
*Sad Bolivians noises*
countries: we have a coast to the pacifi-
chile: no.
mmyes hawaii is a group of islands in the Atlantic ocean
And japan
@@TheGoodSecret Bro Hawaii is in the Indian Ocean
@Seer IDV actually yeah
@@ireplytoeverything3122 bruh moment
“chile officially took all of the world’s coastline”
My mom is Chilean, and this is the funniest thing I have seen, my dad is Bolivian and I know all about sad, salty, little landlocked Bolivia
“Man those protests in Chile in the news are wild”
RLL: “ya but what if it was longer”
“The protests?”
RLL: “No...”
Here the protest are somewhat still going, and we will write a new constitution
Imagine being in Punta Arenas but also being enrolled to vote tomorrow for a new Longer Chile's Constitution in Anchorage
The news?
@@2739gghggfhytf Too late, Maduro is finishing it.
@@frukola64 now more than ever aren't fuck we are soon to have a Non-populist govt.
Geography: How long do you want to be Chile?
Chile: Yes
No
Is that joke shit? Yes
Yes
@@Parabler I agree, this joke is absolute shit
When will this joke die
"And Chile's very very very very very long and thin."
-Jay Foreman
as a chilean i believe this is what we were meant to be
As a Californian I am excited to now live in Longer Chile.
Wine would be cheaper
you are just ungrateful, wish you were really in Chile
Longer chile
Lets make a longer chile discord lmao😂😂😂
@@Chileball oye puedo ser uno de los admins principales? XD
2019 RLL: Questions, with some jokes
2020 RLL: hey yall what if chlie was l o n g ?
Lol yes
Lmao
@@zb511 I personally think his recent videos are fine. And aren't very different from his older ones. But that's my opinion I guess
@@giantrunt yea same
As a Chilean I have to confirm that we'll never rest until all countries of the world are permanently land lock.
Lets make Chile great and long again
Now we're really *stretching* the boundaries of what if scenarios
No
HAHAHAHahaha. not funny
Oh hi Dad
Well he could rename it alternate real time history hub!
Yeah this is a bad video
Croatia: I am the best coast stealer.
Chile: Hold my beer.
Australia: No need to steal when ur already the king. Beers all round
Bolivia would like to talk with you.
Cries in bosnia
@Deva Rafael Yes... although having only 20 km of coastline with other Croatian islands closely surrounding it (not to mention relatively shallow waters) makes having a port there not very feasible. As such, BiH is functionally landlocked, because the nearest usable port is on the Croatian side. Also, if Croatia goes ahead and builds their proposed bridge over their islands that would enable bypassing the Neum border crossing entirely, that potentially spells more trouble for Bosnia and Herzegovina.
Hold my Pisco
The road that supposedly united cali with Punta Arenas actually is cut short about 300km north of Punta Arenas because of that area is filled with fjords, wich makes all the territory south of Chile mostly dependant on ferrys or boats
Just was going to say that!
The entire region (like a state) where is Punta Arenas, its unconnected, so we have to cross to Argentina if we want to go by land or take a ferry or plane if we dont want to go to Argentina
@@sebastiancristicastillo479 or we could just extend chile towards argentina just enough to put a road there
YT recommended this, maybe cz I'm chilean. If Longer Chile was real, I'd definitely move north just to be near Canada 💖 Chile deeply admires Canada, lots of love!
"But transformed Bolivia into a landlocked country"
Bolivia: *Ow that hurts*
Wait your the guy that comments on swiss001's videos?
Coming up next: **Thicc Bolivia** (all of South America *except* the coastline*
Hey there fatto bastard
YO STFU
Saidai-chan yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolooooooo
It’s official, he’s gone insane.
Q-tine has not been kind to Corolla boy 😥
He’s given into the memes
Quarantine Disorder
@@Crick1952 i wish corolla measurements
Crick1952 He sad he haven’t drove his corolla for month
I live in Anchorage Alaska. The thought of being Longer Chilean amuses me greatly.
Moral of the story: Never piss Chile off, it'll steal your Pacific Ocean rights.
Longer Chile is interesting, but when are you going to discuss Longest Chile: I.E. Chile that owns all coastlines in the world
First, Bolivia. Then? The world!!
@@Ellie_deMayo then the moon
UK
Don’t encourage him
@@redpanda2009. after that mars
what if Bolivia controlled all of South America except the coasts
@Brownskikuca Garlic Bread *Apply alchohol to burn wound*
Or ethiopia but with whole africa 😁😁😁
@Brownskikuca Garlic Bread salt her wound? don't they have enough salt with that Salar de Uyuni or whatever?
STOOOOP
@@sundalongpatpat where I'm from we don't have stop signs just go signs
As a chilean, i can say that THIS is the chilean dream
I believe that with an economy so big, and basically being a long coastline they would've invested crazy amounts of money in the marine in the last century and be the most powerful navy in the world
Chile was like “Okay, you guys can have all the land you want, but the coast is mine”
This is actually historically acurrate
Global warming: *Imma ruin this man's whole career*
@@magreen311 Coastal mountains: Im gonna end this man's whole career
Every country in north and South America: we want to swim in the pacific
Chile: no
😂😂👉🤦
Hahahhahahahahahhaha 🤣🤣🤣
Its fuckin cold in the pacific, better go swim in the atlantic lol
@HL - Hombres Libres MGTOW Who are u? 🙂
@HL - Hombres Libres MGTOW Dude! HAHAHAHAHAUAHA 🤣🤣🤣 that sounds cool, but no thank you 😂😂
One thing is sure:
We'd have like 4 more ways of naming the "marraqueta" bread
The best thing about your channel is that I can stop watching you for a year and then I have a million videos to binge.
As a Chilean myself, this is exactly how Chile was ment to be
@Han Juby Xie You mean a "longer" constitution
@Han Juby Xie exactly, don't need to spread the none cense we currently have to the rest of the world
chile
dude i jUST NOW KNOW THAT CHILE USED TO OWN THE WHOLE SOUTH OF ARGENTINA
AND IM FROM ARGENTINA
@@oliviaagueroasaro9174 Ya, but we kinda just....gave it to you like nothing. We were in the middle of the pacific war, so being at another war at the same time was not a good idea.
Hits blunt:
“hey... what if Chile was... longer?”
Lmao xddd
"what if Putin was... wider?"
Phil daBeast *were
If it was longer it could be called chilongo
lmaoo exactly what I thought!
finally a country where you can enjoy summer or winter the whole year round without leaving your country
US: we have Hawaii and Guam, what do you have.
Chile: we have moai
At 1:26 there is a mistake, the war wasnt initially for conquest, it started because bolivia's government broke a treaty and rose taxes on chilean companies in the coast, beeing sure peru would help and Chile wouldnt attack. Boy they were wrong.
It was the late 1800s, the age of imperialism. Bolivia should have known better.
2:35 O N E T H
i immediately came to the comments as soon as i saw it
What?
@@Djanbari It says that LA is the 1th City in the video 😂
Firth
@@aegis_222 same
"Sad, salty, little Bolivia--" I fucking choked
I love how canada is not once pronounced in this video but is still in direct conflict with 'longer chile'
8:09
We can take this further, Chile has every peice of coastline in the world.
So ist would Just have a great Pond in the middle?
Super Long Chile
Chile would have the largest navy
@@sailorbrit the only navy
So other countries will ended up being landlocked (except few island)
My Therapist: Long Chile isn’t real, it can’t hurt you.
Long Chile:
america would lose
Long chile: vo que keri wn?
cringe
@@OHOE1 yoo let's try
@@basedneutral1173 how?
Chile : Hey Bolivia
Bolivia: Yes?
Chile: Coastline
Bolivia: I don't get it.
Chile: Exactly
Random cartographer: Wow, Chile sure is a long country.
RLL: *Hits blunt* Yeah but what if it was longer.
My therapist: Long Chile doesn’t exist, it can’t hurt you
Long Chile:
Wide Rexha
or also my country: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ok?...
You mean... Chilong?
Which is bigger united king dom or chile?
*What if Chile Was Waaaaaay Longer?*
Bolivia: That would be my worst nightmare.
2:47 Ah yes, the 1th biggest city in fictional Chile, Los Angeles
It was funny from you describing Bolivia "salty" minding that it has the biggest saltflat in the world
2020: Long Chile
2021: Wide Gambia
2022: BIG VATICAN CITY
@@salifscott4664
Small Russia
BIG RECTANGLE SASKATCHEWAN
@@salifscott4664 are u stealing my idea are u are u
IRREGULAR COLORADO
I live on the oregon coast. The thought of being Chilean amuses me greatly.
Me too
I life in brazil,nothing would change for me
As a Chilean, it shouldn't lmaao
The US-Canadian Pacific Coast already is a mirror of Chile (or viceversa). Except for those living in Hollywood or in the Bay Area, there is a southern replica to your city or area. For example, look up Corral, Chile if you live in Astoria, OR.
@@aboreal same🤝
“Republic of Chile” had me wheezing 😂😂
There actually is a route to Anchorage from Vancouver, however it would not fit on the map you have provided, as it takes hwy 97 (BC) up to Prince George, etc. So, it is possible, and when Longer Chile Becomes a country, they would most likely consider this and take over much of BC. Love the video btw.
Los Angeles is the “1th” largest city
He said third
2:35
1th
Ah yes
Firth
My therapist: “Don’t worry, Long Chile doesn’t exist”
Phew
Longer Chile on the other hand...
...yet
Same energy as Wide Putin
I'm afraid of longer Chile hahaha. Cheers from Chile (smaller Chile) 😂
Longer Chile it's just the beginning. Next step: Longest Chile
What if Chile was wayyyyyy longer?
1.3 million people: interesting...
Longer Chile exists*
*Tsunami:* I’m about to end this man’s whole career
This think that was enough say hello to : e a r t h q u a k e s. And a lot of them.
Flood: your my bitch now
Rising water level:
U will be Jakarta 🤭🤣
@@Th3RealPeterGriffin nah
Just need water sea rising
Cyclones or typhoon or hurricane : am I joke to u?
1th Largest city in Longer Chile: Los Angeles. Grammar has left the chat.
Firth largest city bruh what grammar?
Beat me to that comment.
4rd reply
@@rainbowbloom575 "1th: Los Angeles"
6rd reply
this is a great channel to watch while stoned and with food
"Sad, salty, little land locked Bolivia"
**BOLIVIA HAS ENTERED THE CHAT**
Bolivia was banned for being salty
carefull, bolivia want have a naval war by you comment
How to defeat bolivia: Jaja no tenes mar
Imagine one day, a civil war breaks out in Chile, one side is to the east, while the other to the west..
In 1851, the rebel side was in the north, in the center-south and in the extreme south, and the government side was in the center-north and in the south ...
HAHAHA
Each side has a third and the Battlefield Is the other third... That would be like 4 thousand km per around 50 km jaja
westest west vs not so easter east
Lol 😂
longest chile would literally eventually turn the whole world into chile making chile the best country of chile
Now what about Longest Chile? Where it doesn't stop with the pacific, and instead wraps all the way around the Americas until it meets its southern border again.
the RedLine basicllaly
as a chilean i can confirm this is my dream
Quiero poder viajar a cualquier ciudad sin pasar por el aeropuerto internacional AHFJAJFAJ
Aunque obviamente si esto pasara tendriamos aun mas aeropuertos internacionales
Nuestro sueño
Efectivamente
En un mod de victoria 2 se podría hacer XD con eso ya me conformo y soy feliz
Every time he said "Longer Chile" I cracked up.
Chilonger
We're the best country in Chile. Greetings from Chile.
@@andyschuler7138 no, we are the best country in L O N G Chile.
Just turned 124 likes for some reason
CHLONG
“Fuck it, let’s seriously consider the implication of a fucking meme map” - RealLifeLore, 2020
Countries that lost their coastline to Chile: *crying*
Bolivia: First time?
"Hey, dude where do you live? I want to see if I can give an estimate for the climate from how far from the equator you are."
"I live in Longer Chile."
"Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"
" A lot, very narrow now."
Imagine they say: “Fine. I live near the coast. Happy?”
@@ProudiPhoneOwner But on which part of the coast. Because you guys have waaaaaay too much coast
@@nhandinh7404 The long side of the coast.......
The part that is next to the pacific ocean
Tan solo imaginen cuanto tiempo tomarían los envíos por correos de chile
Nueva ruta turbus a Los Angeles
We don’t speak longer Chilean. It’s an imaginary country. I think you may be taking the thought experiment too far...
@@eliharman bruh, it's a joke
No. La wea nefasta. Yo compre un producto por este courier, y los bastardos me dejaron en una agencia y lo tuve que ir a buscar. Cuando deberían dejar en mi casa.
@@Tortuguita117 ruta Los Ángeles del sur a Los Ángeles del norte
Most RLL videos: *Complicated political predictions and explanations of the current political and diplomatic climate*
This Video: What if like, Chilie big, like big big
Love the use of the "salty" pun.
Longer Chile, don't allow this guy at 3:29 It can get stuck and divide you in half.
Lol
Ayo
rick roll
Don’t let the evergreen get stuck in the Panama Canal and ruin your economy
@@yarnball1190 lol
Chile: “Write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!”
sounds good. I believe in you Chile.
Comically large Chile
Being an English-speaking Chilean only makes it funnier
Yeah lmao
Absolutely
Yes!
100%
Yia le dan color a la wea
If Chile were this long, it would be on the Pacific ring of fire which would cause us to have even more earthquakes. Which in reality, to the Chileans, does not worry much.
it is already in the pacific ring lmao
@@kdekappa We are protecting all the countries in the Pacific of the earthquakes. LOL
@ray Llorones se asustan con un 4.0 y los locos somos nosotros.
As a chilean: earthquakes are every day. Literally
@ray el papá del benja
Chile is like lord Frieza, when you think they are already long enough it tells you "I ASURE YOU THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!!"
If Chile was longer the world would get spicy
Part 2: Why stop at Alaska, it can go around the American continent!
Exactly! Wrap around South America and take the whole Atlantic coast
Or take over *all* the coasts in the whole world.
Chile will conquer the pacific rim and other coasts while Ohio will conquer the inland territories
Or Ohio could take the inland territory in North America and everyone in South America goes to Brazil since they would be separated from each other by Chile (formerly Panama)
@@insulam821 Even inner seas and lakes. And swimming pools