REPOST: 🚨 *ZEALAND NEW YORK CITY MARATHON OFFICIAL STATS* 🚨 Zealand completed a _26.2 mile/42.6km_ course through the 5 boroughs of New York City, starting from Staten Island and ending in Central Park. _START TIME: 11:34AM (EST)_ _HALF TIME: 02.33.53 (13.1 mi.)_ _FINISH TIME: 05:01PM (EST)_ *GRAND TOTAL TIME: 05 hours, 27 minutes & 20 seconds.* Zealand is a real life pace merchant. 🏃🏼💨😂 *For context, the 1st place winner of the marathon, Abdi Nageeye, finished the race in 2 hours, 7 minutes & 39 seconds. He also won a $100K prize purse for doing so. *ADDITIONAL STATS* _Average speed based on a 05.27.20 completed time would be 4.8 mph or 7.7km/h._ _Z’s best performing stretch when he completed the 2nd leg between the 3.2mi & 6.2mi mark (3 mi), completing his best split time ever in __11:29__ min./mi._
Things that have happened ever since Z teased his hidden grounds video - Z running a marathon for the second time - Man City lost 3 games in a row - The infallible Erik Ten Hag got sacked - The Aguerooooo moment 10 years ago - Neymar was born - Cruyff made his footballing debut - 9/11
I never could stand Jose Mourinho.... but holy crap that grin made me burst out laughing. Also that statement about how only the Turkish can fix the Turkish league is just awesome. So good on him. Maybe his shit-stirring is exactly what that crazy league needs.
"How could you not love this man if he's the coach of your team?" Bro, i'm an Arsenal fan, this man made my life a living hell during the Wenger era, and i still love him 😂
considering wenger was the only reason arsenal mattered at all for years, that's funny, but as a spurs supporter, i remember hating chelsea for having him, never mourinho for managing them. i had such hopes when he came to spurs. there are no words in any language in human existence that can adequately express my thoughts and feelings about daniel *gag reflex* levy. only horrifically explosive hippopotamus diarrhea amplified and phase-shifted through the speaker wall of a motorhead concert played on the bismark as it sank might, might mind you, hint at the depths of my ... emotions about mr. *hhhaaaawwwwwaaaaarrrrrrk-ptuiii* levy. maybe ...
considering wenger was the only reason arsenal mattered at all for years, that's funny, but as a spurs supporter, i remember hating chelsea for having him, never mourinho for managing them. i had such hopes when he came to spurs. there are no words in any language in human existence that can adequately express my thoughts and feelings about daniel *gag reflex* levy. only horrifically explosive hippopotamus diarrhea amplified and phase-shifted through the speaker wall of a motorhead concert played on the bismark as it sank might, might mind you, hint at the depths of my ... emotions about mr. *hhhaaaawwwwwaaaaarrrrrrk-ptuiii* levy. maybe ...
Alright, Zealand, just because you ran a marathon doesn't mean you're done yet. It's time to go qualify for the Olympics. We need to see you run in LA 2028
I’m doing a save on the Turkish league with a friend. How can I get these refs on fm???? I’m lucky to be in a position where I won the league the last 3 seasons but holy do fenerbache put up a great fight
Lol no way you ran the marathon.. anyone running a marathon carrying THAT forehead should be in a hospital for a few days recovering...... Just kidding, of course.. great effort! And big respect for being up and about with another Zealandism so soon after. Oh, and good luck surviving whatever will come post-election!
Well done, lad. Your legs finally run nearly as well as your mouth does now.
You know what else is on a rampage?
Sporting
REPOST:
🚨 *ZEALAND NEW YORK CITY MARATHON OFFICIAL STATS* 🚨
Zealand completed a _26.2 mile/42.6km_ course through the 5 boroughs of New York City, starting from Staten Island and ending in Central Park.
_START TIME: 11:34AM (EST)_
_HALF TIME: 02.33.53 (13.1 mi.)_
_FINISH TIME: 05:01PM (EST)_
*GRAND TOTAL TIME: 05 hours, 27 minutes & 20 seconds.*
Zealand is a real life pace merchant. 🏃🏼💨😂
*For context, the 1st place winner of the marathon, Abdi Nageeye, finished the race in 2 hours, 7 minutes & 39 seconds. He also won a $100K prize purse for doing so.
*ADDITIONAL STATS*
_Average speed based on a 05.27.20 completed time would be 4.8 mph or 7.7km/h._
_Z’s best performing stretch when he completed the 2nd leg between the 3.2mi & 6.2mi mark (3 mi), completing his best split time ever in __11:29__ min./mi._
Zealandites. Congrats on doing the marathon. Amazing achievement
Move the d zealanites is better
Zealanders
If it’s your first time watching, New Zealander
Things that have happened ever since Z teased his hidden grounds video
- Z running a marathon for the second time
- Man City lost 3 games in a row
- The infallible Erik Ten Hag got sacked
- The Aguerooooo moment 10 years ago
- Neymar was born
- Cruyff made his footballing debut
- 9/11
- Here's Hogg... DEENEY!!!!" 11 years ago
I never could stand Jose Mourinho.... but holy crap that grin made me burst out laughing. Also that statement about how only the Turkish can fix the Turkish league is just awesome. So good on him. Maybe his shit-stirring is exactly what that crazy league needs.
At least you runned Z. And for Jose, classic from him 😂
Zealots. Call us zealots.
1:28 zealots please for our name
This is the one 👍
Has to pronounce it Zealots like in "Zealand"
Congrats on Running Zea, now we will see you at the ironman of course
Proud of you mate you did it!!! 💪🏽❤🎉
Jokes aside. Well done dude.
I'm impressed you finished what with your spaghetti ligaments..
Awesome and congratulations on achieving this personal feat!
You know someone who ran the marathon, and lent you the medal. That's nice of them.
Petition for us to be called the New Zealands (or the Newz for short)
We are the Newz!
Proud of u mate ❤
What a way to return after doing an amazing job running the marathon... Mourinho Madness!
Congrats Zealand on running the marathon the work (or lack off 😂) worked 🎉
Congrats on the marathon man. That’s an outstanding achievement
Also: The Zealots
Bar Claysmen and Aiden Jecko popping off
Zealanders!
We are the lil isms!!!
Congrats my man, well done
Yay! Congrats on the finish!
We are the zealandists
We are zealanders congrats buddy 🎉
That's my GOAT.
We the zeal and viewers are called the ZEALOUS BOIS
"How could you not love this man if he's the coach of your team?"
Bro, i'm an Arsenal fan, this man made my life a living hell during the Wenger era, and i still love him 😂
considering wenger was the only reason arsenal mattered at all for years, that's funny, but as a spurs supporter, i remember hating chelsea for having him, never mourinho for managing them.
i had such hopes when he came to spurs. there are no words in any language in human existence that can adequately express my thoughts and feelings about daniel *gag reflex* levy. only horrifically explosive hippopotamus diarrhea amplified and phase-shifted through the speaker wall of a motorhead concert played on the bismark as it sank might, might mind you, hint at the depths of my ... emotions about mr. *hhhaaaawwwwwaaaaarrrrrrk-ptuiii* levy.
maybe ...
considering wenger was the only reason arsenal mattered at all for years, that's funny, but as a spurs supporter, i remember hating chelsea for having him, never mourinho for managing them.
i had such hopes when he came to spurs. there are no words in any language in human existence that can adequately express my thoughts and feelings about daniel *gag reflex* levy. only horrifically explosive hippopotamus diarrhea amplified and phase-shifted through the speaker wall of a motorhead concert played on the bismark as it sank might, might mind you, hint at the depths of my ... emotions about mr. *hhhaaaawwwwwaaaaarrrrrrk-ptuiii* levy.
maybe ...
You ran ? Maybe, but you shall keep running
I wonder if Jose will run from Turkey having taken inspiration from his favourite FM TH-camr, WorkTheSpace 👍
Congratulations, Zealand, on finishing a marathon. And no, we aren't bots.
Zealanders obviously
why aren't you running
Congratulations for the NY Marathon! All those Yappatron 3000 you activated actually works.
You chicken wing.
The great thing about finishing a Marathon is that you've kind of completing running. No need to do it anymore.
Don’t worry Zealand, most of us are real people
we are? *looks in mirror, faints in shock*
Congratulation 26.2 is a longgggggg way. Most I ever run was a half.
Mourinho, legend
zealanders assemble!
why? what? are there legos?
S:2 EP:1- I ran and mourinho still exists
The real zealandism was the Zealots we made along the way
Alright, Zealand, just because you ran a marathon doesn't mean you're done yet.
It's time to go qualify for the Olympics. We need to see you run in LA 2028
Congratulations on finishing!!!
Well done Zealand but I feel it's time you went for a run 😅
My favorite egg completed a impressive task, proud mama
We are called New Zealanders because this is your new channel
LETS BE CALLED ZILKERS
the motor city dan campbell of soccer
Good stuff Zealand. Yes we are real bro 💯
I’m real z 🥰
(🤫 don’t tell him, if you do then no pay for you 😠) - Z’s mom
Well done on the marathon mate, back to training next week 🎉🎉
Your mom did pay me to watch the first Zealandism, but I enjoyed it enough to stick around
Assistant managers
Great Job zealand, W guy
Congrats on the marathon man
i'm real, real proud haha
Call us Ismians
Congrats dude, the bullying actually worked
Yes I'm real
Yes I'm real
I'm shocked you survived
we should be called the Z Men
I think we should just be called “isms”
You should call us Zea Peas 😂
i can confirm that i am indeed not real
We’re Zeldanisers
Aidan Zhayko
can confirm, i'm paid by your mom to comment here
Well he managed my team Spurs and I and many others despised him.
wear a silk headband for your next marathon. you'll shave an hour off your time. reduced wind resistance or something.
Jose isn't stirring shit up with the league or Turkish TV. He is stirring shit up with Erdogan lol
Can confirm Im a bot your mom paid for
Zealandistics
Zealandists.
Just so you know I'm not real
We should be the Zees! Or Zs!
i am real human zealand maybe
Zealanders
Hi zealand
There is no reality, viewer is just number
We are real
I'm a bot paid by Z's mom. I'm not real.
I hate runing
Only can 300 meter
Maybe you can start cycling
😂
I’m doing a save on the Turkish league with a friend. How can I get these refs on fm???? I’m lucky to be in a position where I won the league the last 3 seasons but holy do fenerbache put up a great fight
Whose medal is that from Z?
Imagine being a future sports commentator and not doing any sports
Now you in the right path ... Waiting to ear you commenting a world cup game
I am NOT a bot!
I can confirmed that Mombot paid for this comment.
I am indeed a bot Zealand
Are you real?
Lol no way you ran the marathon.. anyone running a marathon carrying THAT forehead should be in a hospital for a few days recovering......
Just kidding, of course.. great effort! And big respect for being up and about with another Zealandism so soon after.
Oh, and good luck surviving whatever will come post-election!
You know this other channel called “Zealand” is trying to stake claim for your marathon?
Zealots.
Please never say "ismites" again.
Iran 🇮🇷
Haha no zealand. We are not being payed by your mother to watch these. What a silly accusation haha
19 seconds, no views. You fell off Z (in all seriousness, congrats on the marathon man)
11 seconds ago
damn