40k Lore, The War For Armageddon, 2nd Ork Invasion, The Landing

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  • @Omnicide101
    @Omnicide101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1377

    Orks: the 'hold my beer' race of 40K.

    • @timothyvillaluna7424
      @timothyvillaluna7424 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Ben Fraters and that's why we love 'em.

    • @moriskurth628
      @moriskurth628 7 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      The Orks don't let anyone "Hold their beer". They down it in one gulp, throw the cup at a Gretchen, and then do what they initially plannet to do.

    • @DarkCT
      @DarkCT 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      What Moris Kurth said. they aren't giving over the squig beer, but they can really do some insane things. best part is they pull it off.

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      OI! HOLD ME GROG YA GROT!

    • @XraynPR
      @XraynPR 7 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      The only race who is genuinely having a blast in the grimdark shithole of 40k. While everyone else is miserable, mindless, consumed by a god of rape 24/7, subservient to the mentioned god of rape and his poker buddies, trying to get by in an universe thats much worse than thought of or just in general a complete fanatic ... theres always the Orks sitting by, saying to themselves: "Oi dis is fine. I 'ope it gits a lut worze!"

  • @Norfarell
    @Norfarell 7 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    "There is always room for more dakka" Unknown ork philosopher

    • @francescolnicoletti1519
      @francescolnicoletti1519 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ork*

    • @trk4973
      @trk4973 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      "Dar iz always room for mor DAKKA" no such thing as a th in ork society

    • @Kalenz1234
      @Kalenz1234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      His famous last words before taking a bolter round to the head and being stuffed into a cannon as ammo for rambling about to himself instead of shooting at the enemy.

    • @CommisarHood
      @CommisarHood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wait Ork's have philosophers?

    • @Alamandorious
      @Alamandorious 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@CommisarHood Yes, and they use the highly enlightened method of beating smaller Orks over the head as their medium of communicating their ideas.

  • @teollinc2441
    @teollinc2441 7 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    During the Horus Heresy it's blame Logar, during the war of Armageddon it's blame Von Straub.

    • @ConfusedGuardsman
      @ConfusedGuardsman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @nickyiil We hear everything. Expect a visit from an iquisitorial assassin heretic. THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!

    • @robertnelson9599
      @robertnelson9599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Even Angron would facepalm seeing what Von Straub did.

    • @boydsinclair7606
      @boydsinclair7606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, you're right... This is Lorgar's fault!

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      spartan 117 you mean the assassins who failed to kill an old man which started the siege of vraks?
      Little hard to be scared

    • @MakooWallinen
      @MakooWallinen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Blame Logar
      Blame Von Straub
      Blame Xaphan
      Blame Mamon
      When all else fails:
      Blame the Dark Angels, they probably did SOMETHING.

  • @artyomRL
    @artyomRL 7 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Half ork ,half desk ...Magnificent .

  • @overlorddexter
    @overlorddexter 7 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    4 minutes in and we already learned that Ghazghkull used ork equivalent of Space Marines... Emperor help us.

    • @SuperGoliath56
      @SuperGoliath56 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      overlorddexter he can't be in two places at once and is obsessed with Armageddon so we're still good provided Yarrick doesn't die

    • @darkhighwayman1757
      @darkhighwayman1757 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The Emperor protects...eventually

    • @NinthRomance
      @NinthRomance 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The emperor will hear our pleas for help and eventually when he goddamn feels like it will send his holy angels to cleanse Armageddon of this plague.

    • @abdelarch8038
      @abdelarch8038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SuperGoliath56 "he can't be in two places at once" - he can now!

  • @Orlunu
    @Orlunu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Thunderbolts and Lightenings
    very, very frightening

  • @JacobSky5110
    @JacobSky5110 7 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    "There's never enough Dakka...." Oh, how right you are, Arch.

    • @lillithyukiutacrow2532
      @lillithyukiutacrow2532 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jacob White DAkKA DAKKA DAKK A DAKKA

    • @sebastianyarrick2041
      @sebastianyarrick2041 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alistair Crow DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA
      Edit: DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA

  • @multiplesingular294
    @multiplesingular294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Can't help but imagine the teleporting orks. One of them materializing completely around a human but orks are just so tough this just caused the ork a bit of a headache and some amusing trophies sticking out at odd angles from it's body and still wiggling about for hours as the human nerves reacted some to the orks causing the limbs muscles to twitch.

    • @SnlDrako
      @SnlDrako 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Teleporting inside something doesn't meld the two things in 40k. The teleported is inserted into the target, and either the teleported is crushed by the destination (like being inside marble) or the teleported shatters the target (like the ork likely did in your example to the human, or anything else does to air). This is why for example you cannot deploy teleported troops quietly in an atmosphere. Because the teleported troops displace air, and the displaced air needs to go at high velocity, suffer great acceleration, thus, it produces a quite loud BANG. In a vacuum, where nothing is being displaced by the teleported troop, ofc, you can deploy them in a stealthy manner. This is one of the very few examples where 40k is even more realistic and consistent than StarTrek.

    • @multiplesingular294
      @multiplesingular294 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@SnlDrako Ah so they can't be teleported 'around' something but only inside it as the space is displaced a split second before their arrival. *nods* An interesting detail to be sure. :D

    • @SnlDrako
      @SnlDrako 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@multiplesingular294 Not "before" their arrival, "by" their arrival. Their body is what displaces the material. Kind of like if you jump into a pool of water, water is not displaced ahead of you, your body forces the water away. Same principle.
      But yes, you are correct in that you can't teleport around something. Teleporters work by teleporting something to the exact coordinates down to milimeters. This is why it's mostly necessary to have a teleport beacon on site to scan the precise topography around the target area and pinpoint the exact arrival location, otherwise, ah, accidents happen. Like not arriving on target, instead, 20 centimeters above it. Which might be fine in open air, but that would mean a stormtroopers head might be slammed and destroyed by a metal bulkhead if the target is inside a bunker, or a starship. Or 20 centimeters below target means either they arrive into knee deep mud, or their legs will shatter and liquefy by being crushed by metal or stone floor. Or, if they are, say, Adeptus Astartes, and the rock is something soft, like, say, sandstone or chalk, their power armoured feet will simply shatter the ground beneath their feet, and they'll arrive in an epic cloud of dust after the bang.

    • @multiplesingular294
      @multiplesingular294 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@SnlDrako Well said. 👍

  • @fumarc4501
    @fumarc4501 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Ork theme music as they fall to the surface of Armageddon.
    *YOU'VE GOT THE TOUCH! YOU'VE GOT THE POWER!*

    • @rvelazquez1986
      @rvelazquez1986 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      FUmarc
      You are now owed 1 internet.

    • @thekaasmaster8172
      @thekaasmaster8172 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FUmarc as stated before your one internet has been withdrawn from the matching internet funding plz fil in the reciprocation form opon your internet delivery

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the kaasmaster OI A SNEAKY GROT, ME INTERNETS! YER ZOGGIN FER A KRUMPIN!

    • @SupaL33tKillar
      @SupaL33tKillar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      FUmarc bit too late to the party but I prefer imagining them singing the orky version of highway to hell.
      IM ON DA HIIIIIIGHWAH TO ELL. HIIIIIIGHWAH TO ELL

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SupaL33tKillar more accurately the orky version of shoot to thrill.
      SHOOT TA FRIL PLAY TA KIL IZE GOT ME SHOOTA ATZ DA REDI IZE GONNA KRUMP AT WILL

  • @Bankstercide
    @Bankstercide 7 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Famous Ghazkull quotes during the War for Armageddon:
    "Our Metal Boxes will blot out the sky!"
    "No one expects the -Spanish- Orkish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise, fear and surprise; two chief weapons, fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency! Er, among our chief weapons are: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and near fanatical devotion to -the Pope- Gork and Mork! Um, I'll come in again...”

    • @PauloGarcia-sp5ws
      @PauloGarcia-sp5ws 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes, no one expects the Spanish inquisition, i can testify.

  • @yuripantyhose4973
    @yuripantyhose4973 7 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    I actually think the Imperium and Orks love each other, they complement each other perfectly. An Ork Warboss without a humie world to wage Waaagh on is a sad ork. And a Space Marine without a Xeno enemy to test himself against become a decadent space marine. And the Orks are not like Necrons or Tyranid that wants to destroy everything forever, they just want to fight.

    • @mirokortemaa9060
      @mirokortemaa9060 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Earthworm Jim yep yep

    • @limeyndixie
      @limeyndixie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      You’re not actually far from the mark. Orks DO thunk humies are all squishy and overthink too much and ain’t nearly orky enuf... but they REALLY enjoy fighting us. They only enjoy fighting Kroot and FUCKING DAEMONS more.

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thomas Piscopo the ogryn are very similar to orks some even fight with the orks because they find them fun

    • @sebastaineastin4279
      @sebastaineastin4279 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stop makeing real world logic

    • @Sarindanvelor
      @Sarindanvelor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and that's why gazhghkull's best friend is commisar yarrick

  • @chaptermastermarneuscalgar6926
    @chaptermastermarneuscalgar6926 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Welcome to the hellhole that is Armageddon, aka the number 1 vacation spot for the Orkz in the Imperium. Humies call it hell, Orkz call it a holiday destination and where the Orkz are guranteed to get a good fight from the Humies who keep throwing Guardsmen just to keep the planet.
    Also Orkz and elagence what sort of nonsense is this.

    • @phreakazoith2237
      @phreakazoith2237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bozz: "Are we there yet? Wuzz iz this planet? Whut does da map say?" Gretchin: "Bozz,da map says it's Ullanor, but da computer sayz it's Armegeddon." Bozz wipes his behind with map and returns it to Gretchin. "I don't care! It looks like fun. Attack it anyway! WAAAGH!!!"

  • @kamiloniszczuk9685
    @kamiloniszczuk9685 7 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    3:00 THE CODEX ASTARTES CALLS THIS MANOUVER STEEL REHN

  • @gazgul
    @gazgul 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    The lucky Ork(s) that teleport in to the armoury or motor pool.....

    • @carsoncasmirri3874
      @carsoncasmirri3874 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      gazgul they teleport right into IG target practice

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      gazgul “BY GORK AND MORK IZE BEEN KRUMPED AND SENT TO DA GREAT WAAAGGG IN DA SKI”

  • @JCDenton2012Modder
    @JCDenton2012Modder 7 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    What do you call the five ex-wives of a 40k Commissar sharing one another's company?
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    A firing line.

    • @elasolezito
      @elasolezito 7 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Do you know why Dreadnoughts are sealed ?
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      Because people are dying to get in.

    • @JCDenton2012Modder
      @JCDenton2012Modder 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      What did Vulcan name his first puppy?
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      Bruva Friendly Puppy, of course.

    • @skyhammer1805
      @skyhammer1805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Johan Dale l

  • @damienjeremytrotman94
    @damienjeremytrotman94 7 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I want a Total War: Warhammer 40,000 PC game. With this The War For Armageddon, 2nd Ork Invasion as the Human Campaign.

    • @blazerwitt9042
      @blazerwitt9042 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Damien Jeremy Trotman There is! I believe the strategy turned based game is called Armageddon! It’s on IOS and Pc!

    • @joe090309
      @joe090309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dawn of War 1/2 are good games you can play with similar ideas.

    • @jessicalacasse6205
      @jessicalacasse6205 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joe090309 kinda ancient

    • @jessicalacasse6205
      @jessicalacasse6205 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      since empire ,CA don t whant to build ship battle that why they did gothic with another studio ...

    • @nukclear2741
      @nukclear2741 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, a total war game in a modern setting isn’t possible.
      The total war franchise relies more on lines and cohesion, whereas modern conflict and even this is more individual, with units fighting in small groups.

  • @airplanemaster1
    @airplanemaster1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    With the whole, "Orks teleporting blindly into the fortress city," I can just imagine one ork teleporting into a closet. Out he jumps, WAAAAGH-ing at anything in the room, only to find it empty. The camera pans, and we see he's wearing frilly- pink bedazzled nightgown and lingerie.
    A second ork beats down the door to the room, only to find the first ork wiggling his finger seductively in a, "come 'ere big boy" fashion. *Orking Ensues*

    • @trk4973
      @trk4973 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      airplanemaster1 I can't get that image out of my head and I'm dying laughing about it

    • @NeiasaurusCreations
      @NeiasaurusCreations 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      airplanemaster1 Oh my god. I cant unsee that. Gross.

    • @axelmilan4292
      @axelmilan4292 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh no🤣

    • @CommisarHood
      @CommisarHood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Inquisitor (Sees this comment)
      "What the fuck is this heresy now?"

    • @ragnarrocksoft9096
      @ragnarrocksoft9096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yes inquisitor this comment

  • @aexplodingpotato7045
    @aexplodingpotato7045 7 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    That title makes me think of the Normandy landings.
    But with orks.

    • @DCPTF2
      @DCPTF2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      A exploding potato might have been

    • @baker90338
      @baker90338 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I am imagining the ships for the landing in Normandy but orky

    • @Daimon-X
      @Daimon-X 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      DA DAKKA DAY, DA LONGEST DAY

    • @bird_grease9288
      @bird_grease9288 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      GIT OFF DA SHIPS BOYZ! GIT DOZE HUMIEZ! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

    • @justicaralaric3828
      @justicaralaric3828 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      A exploding potato someone needs to make an animated video of that omg

  • @TheSeanoops
    @TheSeanoops 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    5:00
    Squishy human: The orks would never do that, it's suicidal and impossible.
    Ork: WOTCH DIZ, OLD MI GROG!

  • @internetzenmaster8952
    @internetzenmaster8952 7 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    9:50 Arch isn't kidding about airspeed or g-forces folks.
    The Ork Fighta-Bomma (when you apply real-world physics to it) goes over 4 times the speed of sound at maximum output. That leaves even the fastest Eldar craft way behind in the dust. Under normal circumstances, this kind of speed would *literally* liquefy the pilot, but well, this is the Orks. Not to mention (applying real world physics again) any bullets fired by these Ork Fighters will be going slower than the actual aircraft.
    Of course, the average Fighta-Bomma has as much (if not more) armor than a bloody Land Raider, so the likely go-to tactic for Flyboyz is simply: "RAMMING SPEED!!" when any enemy aircraft(or friendly ones. These ARE Orks) get in the way of their Fighta-Bomma.
    The kicker? Their sheer speed would let them smash through several dozen air craft of similar or slightly large size before the Fighta-Bomma would fall out of the sky.

    • @mikkelnpetersen
      @mikkelnpetersen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That iz cuz fighta-bommas are painted red, everyone knows red ones go faster.

    • @kooijpolloi8220
      @kooijpolloi8220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      basic physics mean that you add the planes speed to the projectiles speed, they add up my boi

    • @Troglodytarum
      @Troglodytarum 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kooijpolloi8220 Dumbass

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Internet Zen Master is that before or after the liberal application of crimson dye?
      Which the orks believe makes their vehicles faster

    • @nisqhog2881
      @nisqhog2881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean...
      I am quite certain these are very orkish terms and totally fit the lore, but there are a FEW teeny tiny mistakes with your entire comment if you are really trying to prove anything (which you don't have to by default, cause this is warhammer)
      1, Speed alone doesn't liquefy you. Otherwise none of the X-planes would've been able to do their missions. It's the acceleration and deceleration of the aircraft that gives them G forces, as well as any sort of manouver they do, relative to the angle at which they turn and the current airspeed of the aircraft. While I am certain that both of these are extreme (considering that most ork planes have about 4 controls, 2 of which are 0% and 100% engine power, and the other two relegated to controls and DAKKA), but that alone doesn't validate any of it, since there are 0 statistics available anywhere about.
      2, I highly doubt that is what Arc was talking about. From my experience in the tabletop game and real life physics (actual ones), I am almost 100% certain Arc was talking about the very fact that these planes are rather cumbersome due to the sheer amount of armor and bombs on them. So again, I am fairly certain what he referred to was the fact that these heavy pieces of junk had insane drag, were going slow, and would not be able to bear some of the high-G manouvers that their pilots were trying to do. After all, these are orcs. If any calculation says that they are better at tech in something than the Eldar (other than number of DAKKA attached), then your calculation is wrong.
      3, Let's pretend for a second that Orcs CAN go at 4 machs. At that speed, no real life gun would be able to fire a bullet faster than the plane itself. Most 20mm guns used on planes have a speed of somewhere between 600-800 m/s. That is roughly around 2 Machs on average. So you would think, how are they able to shoot down planes? Well, applying REAL WORLD PHYSICS to it, the bullets get a starting velocity equal to that of the plane.So when you are going at 4 machs and fire a bullet going at 6 machs, that means you fire a bullet going at 6 machs, not that it will accelerate out the back of your gun at -2 Machs, ripping your wing apart. In fact, even less, since firing said round will always generate a recoil on the aircraft. If you want to see an extreme example of said recoil, just look at how much an A-10 slows down during a single burst.
      4, At 4 machs, the fighta bomba would fall out of the sky as soon as it hit something as small as football if it made out of anything relatively solid. This is simply a result of the speed differences between the two resulting in a catastrophic collision for the plane. If you need any proof of how speeds affect the danger levels of small objects, look no further than space debris. Either way, depending on how you think about "fall out of the sky", any collision would stop the fighta bomba from functioning in... well, any shape or form, other than a massive cloud of debris. But as such, it would doubtlessly be marvelous. But in the way you imagine them smashing through many aircraft while continuing to fly? No way. Not unless they were going significantly slower and using tactics akeen to ww1 fighters whereas they would literally make their planes fall/land on the other one to force them out of the sky. And honestly, I don't know any self respecting ork who wouldn't use DAKKA instead.
      So yes, aside from completely messing up anything about physics, and if I correctly understood Arc, the entire purpose of his speech, you did a great job. Of course, even if I was wrong and Arc did indeed want to showcase just what marvels of superior engineering the ork fighta bombas are, you still failed to consider basic REAL LIFE physics. But hey. Gj on 78 likes. Hey, have one on me. 79.

  • @davidstrife165
    @davidstrife165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    4:49 to quote Freeman’s Mind “there teleporting into the walls, that’s why the building’s falling apart! We’re turning into the Swiss cheese of the dammed!”

  • @KingQwertzlbrmpf
    @KingQwertzlbrmpf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    5:50 splattered acrosssthe landscape in wonderful blotches of green, covered in a good layer of spores from which new Orks will arise given enough time.

  • @TheKing-qz9wd
    @TheKing-qz9wd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "There's no way they'd do that." Said the rookie.
    "You had to open your big mouth." Says the veteran.

  • @Self-replicating_whatnot
    @Self-replicating_whatnot 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Fire wastes, eh? I bet Salamanders were enjoying it.

  • @connorsanford7910
    @connorsanford7910 7 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Legio Metallica
    Enter orkman, saint orker, master of orkus

  • @docbaker3333
    @docbaker3333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:03 LOL I love the Megumin cameo there, Arch Warhammer you are truly one of us.

  • @kalajel
    @kalajel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Imperials: "There's no way they'd do that!"
    Orks: "Hold my fungus beer..."

  • @The_Real_Maxajax
    @The_Real_Maxajax 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Folks, the similarities to 40k have given me an idea. Has anyone considered making a 2nd War for Armageddon mod for Hearts of Iron 4?

    • @Pythoner
      @Pythoner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It would be better for HOI 3

    • @captiancholera8459
      @captiancholera8459 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      There is a Unification wars mod for hoi4 which is pretty sweet. If I had any Idea how to mod I’d start work on a war on Armageddon mod and a siege of Vraks mod. But modding ain’t my strong suit sadly

  • @macrux152__8
    @macrux152__8 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Wow, this popped up pretty early.
    Thanks Arch.
    I listen to your Warhammer 40k vids everynight as I sleep. So, thanks.
    Really.

    • @BIIGtony
      @BIIGtony 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Good to know that I'm not the only one who has the playlist running while going to sleep...

  • @jooasalmi730
    @jooasalmi730 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    1:03 EXPLOOOOOOOOOOOOSION!!!!

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I have just one question for you.
      *EXPLOSIONS?!*

    • @ZachlajVonBurbon
      @ZachlajVonBurbon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gork 'n' Mork akbar!

    • @Tech-Kaplan-Kali
      @Tech-Kaplan-Kali 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      EXTEEEEEEEERMINATUUUUS!!!
      (alternatively)
      DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKAAAAA!!!
      (god damn it, no one has made any megumin 40k fanart, guess I have to repair this mistake)

    • @kyokyoniizukyo7171
      @kyokyoniizukyo7171 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      jozef kalinowski
      post it here when you are done...thats all I ask...

    • @Tech-Kaplan-Kali
      @Tech-Kaplan-Kali 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      well I generally don't post my drawings at all...
      but I guess I could start to do so.

  • @KawaiiCanadafreememes
    @KawaiiCanadafreememes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:07
    Ah, Arch, a fellow man of culture

  • @danbrown6224
    @danbrown6224 7 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    WE WUZ GREENSKINS N SHIET

  • @durpyflabergazm9339
    @durpyflabergazm9339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I’m kinda curious, if you use teleportation technology to transport orks blindly to a planet and said ork matter ends up in the earth...
    How does the ork matter appear in already occupied space? Do they just explode beneath the surface with almost no sign of an ork what so ever? Or does it just turn stone a bloody green?
    And imagining that this ork matter does manage to force itself between the soil or stone (matter), would enough ork matter create enough force between earth matter to create shifts beneath the surface.
    ...Possibly Resulting in a sort of gory fissure of ork matter to rupture out of the surface with tiny quakes? Imagine the chaos!

  • @exeldofcanadia3461
    @exeldofcanadia3461 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Civillans I think it's pronounced acceptable casualty

  • @Voron_Aggrav
    @Voron_Aggrav 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:07 That face suddenly popping up nearly made me fell off my chair laughing, She'd Approve of that for sure indeed :D

  • @jimpyre5038
    @jimpyre5038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Universe’s greatest threat: A thinking Ork.

  • @ShinigamiSamaH
    @ShinigamiSamaH 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    (1:04) Hold on a sec.
    ......
    Ah, yes. The Codex Megumin does support this action. Carry on.

  • @nagashtheundyingking4404
    @nagashtheundyingking4404 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    gotta admit the planet of Armageddon sure earned its name

  • @Doni007CZ
    @Doni007CZ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Ghazghkull is Megumin fan :D

    • @Phenixtri
      @Phenixtri 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      some weird boys might even make a freeboota clan around her given her talents with big loud and flashy explosions :P That or they would try to strap her onto a shoota as just another accessory to make even more things go boom .... cuz ya know orks are just one big FU to any sort of natural laws of their universe provided there are enough of em.

    • @lordswagimusii8222
      @lordswagimusii8222 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      EXPLOOOSION!!!!

  • @toplobster740
    @toplobster740 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    ''The orks would attempt to cause havoc in their rears'' ......go on, darling.

    • @l.warner3951
      @l.warner3951 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Slannesh, go back in the eye.

  • @guerillanextdoor
    @guerillanextdoor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Haven't been in the Warhammer universe for about 12 years. Stumbled upon one of your videos and haven't been able to stop listening to all of them. Great channel!

  • @sebas379
    @sebas379 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Awesome series, well done! I'm looking forward to the future episodes

  • @mikeomack2269
    @mikeomack2269 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    just finished your new lodge video and came to see this just came up. Another day of hearing your beautiful voice back to back. My life is complete.

  • @Feminismisfornobody
    @Feminismisfornobody 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    orks orks orks orks orks orks orks

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *piano riff*

    • @Fanatic808
      @Fanatic808 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @majormajorasic
      @majormajorasic 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      WIZ ALL GUNNA DIEEEEEE!

  • @Japsae
    @Japsae 7 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Hey arch just how "big" is your hentai folder? also is a Skitarii Legion more effective then a Imperial guard regiment?

    • @LRMRULES
      @LRMRULES 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Șerbănoiu Eduard of house Valrak everything

    • @danielgarza1209
      @danielgarza1209 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Go to his political channel "The Lodge" , and watch his video on draconian measures for Islam. That is where you will find his comment on his hentai folder.

    • @burued
      @burued 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Maybe he's searching for ork hentai

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Oh my Gork. Wut forkery iz dis?

    • @Japsae
      @Japsae 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      fungus hentai ..?

  • @timothybarron5691
    @timothybarron5691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Calling a planet shaking war were billions die and cites are ground to dust a “good old fashioned rumble” is one hell of a understatement

  • @XForgottenxAngle
    @XForgottenxAngle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn you arch! Love your videos! Amazing research and lore videos. Keep it up man :)

  • @Szass29
    @Szass29 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "However the Adeptus Astartes where having an absolute BALL.." LMFAO, I cracked up hearing you say that. It's timing was perfect. lol

  • @dougiebull2074
    @dougiebull2074 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine looking up seeing giant comets with guns and scrap metal glued on and chains dragging smaller meteors and just come smashing into the planet.Its just complete chaos.

  • @Scarletlord
    @Scarletlord 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Been waiting all week for this.

  • @hmm3361
    @hmm3361 7 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    I came when I saw Arch uploaded

  • @ragnokulfbhert
    @ragnokulfbhert 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Epic ARCH love your work

  • @iskende
    @iskende 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's always nice to have a new Arch upload.
    Also, Megumin.

  • @engineermole2688
    @engineermole2688 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    By landing you mean "Flung out the nearest air lock"

    • @phreakazoith2237
      @phreakazoith2237 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      their surprised look when being thrown out is part of the element of surprise that is essential for victory

  • @jordanscherr6699
    @jordanscherr6699 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Arch, you rock! This is why I love 40k when it remember what it's supposed to be. Gothic ridiculousness combined with remarkably accurate military strategy. You do a great job of laying out those strategies in layman's terms. Good stuff!
    (I would pledge more on Patreon, But I need to be financially careful. Still, it's something.)
    oh, and "watch me.." Hah!

  • @karlanonymouse2543
    @karlanonymouse2543 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good Video Arch, as always.

  • @Jackstalkerfear
    @Jackstalkerfear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Orks wont use teleport tech like this!
    Orks : "Hold my grog."

  • @toxicmongerofthehatefulbro5745
    @toxicmongerofthehatefulbro5745 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    So, these Nobles had a choice. Serve the Orks and a Traitor or Die for the Emperor...
    WELL WELL WELL DIDN'T THEY PICK THE WRONG FUCKING OPTION, NOW HAND THEM A FLASHLIGHT THEY'RE ASSAULTING THE ORK ROKS FIRST!

    • @chanlawrence7562
      @chanlawrence7562 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that's if they are lucky to get any gear at all

  • @somewhatamusing759
    @somewhatamusing759 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    nice, good to catch this uploaded

  • @davidaward82
    @davidaward82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the biggest problem with attacking the Roks was the scale of Ghazkhull's telly-portaz, the largest of them could bring down super heavy battle fortresses and gargants.

  • @sirmemealot1839
    @sirmemealot1839 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When the imperium says that can't happen. The orks say hold my beer.

  • @petercook438
    @petercook438 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Why would the orks side with a former overlord, especially one who declares himself the divine ruler of the planet that they're invading? Wouldn't they just kill him and be done with it?

    • @aristocraticcthulhu3831
      @aristocraticcthulhu3831 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The Crazy Dingo Not to mention that this wasn't just some random rock that the imperium only remembered existed because its name was written down in some scribe's notebook for the yearly tithe collection but Armageddon, one of the most important planets in close proximity to Terra. How von Straab came to the genius conclusion that the imperium would let him keep his position for even a week should he have succeeded (provided that the orks didn't just get rid of him after he was no longer of use to them) we'll probably never know.

    • @Undead_Mob
      @Undead_Mob 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm not a monster well, he made a deal with a clan of blood axes from what I remember, the blood axes being a clan that consists of a lot of kommandos and the fact that they use human tactics this doesn’t seem so far fetched.

  • @SeasonsMad042
    @SeasonsMad042 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like how in the first week the Astartes were doing the space marines equivalent of camping while the Guard were getting their shit pushed in and the Orks took control of the skies.

    • @Halo4Lyf
      @Halo4Lyf 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mad Seasons Of Grief
      You always want to keep a strong reserve. Makes sense for the Astartes to fill that role.

    • @SeasonsMad042
      @SeasonsMad042 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know, plus it helped keep the orks from going to ground in the rougher terrain where it would have been hell getting them out. I just find it funny picturing the sky literally falling down while a bunch of space marines were sitting around a campfire in the wastelands toasting marshmallows.

    • @Halo4Lyf
      @Halo4Lyf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mad Seasons Of Grief
      Imagine how weird it was for the Astartes!?
      *Ork ships in low orbit visibly firing on targets over the horizon, dropping Roks, launching Fighta-Bombaz*
      *squad of Astartes sitting cross-legged around campfire*
      "Captain, can't we just -"
      "By the Emperor, private, eat your Chaos-damned s'more already!"

  • @smilingbandit6900
    @smilingbandit6900 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    MORE ORKZ! Love your vids Arch. Top notch stuff.
    keep them coming.
    Orkz orkz orkz!

  • @Edmar_Fecler
    @Edmar_Fecler 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    First one of these I've seen, but _damn do I love it._
    *_TIME TO BINGE!_*

  • @chriscalvin5083
    @chriscalvin5083 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great Video Great Series Arch

  • @HrothgarHeavenlight
    @HrothgarHeavenlight 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:00 Orc Space Marinz .

    • @timothyvillaluna7424
      @timothyvillaluna7424 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      HrothgarHeavenlight, exactly what I thought. What would they be called?

  • @trentoncovert7889
    @trentoncovert7889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What you call maximum bomb load, the orks call minimum bomb load!

  • @MarcelineTheWitch
    @MarcelineTheWitch 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    my dude, that megumin meme was good

  • @godzilladestroyscities1757
    @godzilladestroyscities1757 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    2.5 hours into these videos about Armageddon. Better than watching a movie.

  • @Shatterverse
    @Shatterverse 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Orks: "Hold my beer!"

  • @sqocks8254
    @sqocks8254 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:03 Always gotta appreciate a nice reference ☺

  • @galfraz
    @galfraz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Catching a new arch video? Today is a good day.

  • @alithanar8
    @alithanar8 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love your narration Arch, it always makes me laugh... You almost seems Orkish in your delight of explaining orky techniques.
    If only you liked the High Elves of fantasy as they are the best anywhere... oh well you are among my favorite Warhammer TH-camrs.

  • @kaufmann4573
    @kaufmann4573 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Rather counter intuitive for Ghazghkull to bomb Hive Hades. By the same logic, many other positions in the planet should have been bomber. It was probably an act of spite, for "Ima mek sur da Hummies giv me ah gud foight, bat I'llz bombs dat one place dats toogh" does not follow.

  • @jerec1267
    @jerec1267 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    arch are you ever going to cover battlefleet gothic? either the game or the TT would be fine

    • @Bankstercide
      @Bankstercide 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I take it you mean the Gothic War?

    • @mrlegodude96alt2
      @mrlegodude96alt2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Battlefleet gothic hasn't had an update since november 2016, it's a dead game no reason he should cover it

    • @yuripantyhose4973
      @yuripantyhose4973 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Too bad, was really great game. Too hard on hard though, at least for me, will give a new iron man game go at medium difficulty. Had potential for good MP, but if its so long since last update I can't imagine there is still a active community for it.

    • @SupaL33tKillar
      @SupaL33tKillar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Earthworm Jim I agree it's pretty great considering most of the other indie 40k games suck bollocks. It felt like it was the rts 40k version of vermintide (although vermintide is wk fantasy, but I digress) in terms of quality.

  • @SultanOfAwesomeness
    @SultanOfAwesomeness 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    War for Armageddon 2: Electric Boogaloo

  • @antonyduncan9995
    @antonyduncan9995 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    30:30 quote 'the orks would simple land behind the enemy, and then start causing havoc in their rears' 😬 poor guardsmen.

  • @darksombrerehorus
    @darksombrerehorus 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great Video !!!

  • @arandomcrusader-9355
    @arandomcrusader-9355 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    GROUND WAAAAAGGGGGHHH!

  • @crestfallenspaniard7079
    @crestfallenspaniard7079 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Did i heard Chaos in the video?
    I'm calling the Inquisition right now!

  • @starwolf7365
    @starwolf7365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I saw Megumin! :D

  • @captainteutonica5474
    @captainteutonica5474 ปีที่แล้ว

    In my head Gazgul escapes Armageddon each time by dowsing himself in purple paint and just wandering off towards the nearest spaceship.

  • @feralprocessor9853
    @feralprocessor9853 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Right off the bat, EXPLOSIONS!!!

  • @jacobmoss6830
    @jacobmoss6830 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    suddenly a wild megumi appears.

  • @macromondo8026
    @macromondo8026 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Steel Legion: there's no way they'll use teleportation technology
    Gaskull: Hold ma WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!

  • @jordanscherr6699
    @jordanscherr6699 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've been puzzling over the Fire Wastes, and a thought comes to mind. If the season of fire results in lava, ash and general tectonic instability... We are talking about the great beast himself. What if he could turn that geological mishap to his advantage? Perhaps great tunnels or trenches sending lava right into the enemies midst. Or even possibly earthquakes and other natural disasters re-directed at a hive city. This is 40k after all, so it's entirely possible.

  • @notyourbusiness8340
    @notyourbusiness8340 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:02 Dat Megumin tho.

  • @shmee123ful
    @shmee123ful 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    im getting the sense that the imperium and the orks relationship is petty much like this imperium commander says to an Ork upon seeing its battle plans "I say old chap that's plan of yours is the most utterly insane thing I have ever seen, and even taking with your abilities and...infusionism into accent. this would be imposable" and the ork would go "ow ya squcy git ya can bloody well wact' me yar ca'n"

  • @tictcha612
    @tictcha612 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Nice video !

  • @ForgottenHonor0
    @ForgottenHonor0 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    IMPERIUM: "There's no way even the orks are crazy enough to do THAT!"
    ORKS: "An' ah took 'at personal-loik."

  • @user-zp8ei6pi7p
    @user-zp8ei6pi7p 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You're a good person, arch.

  • @antimaster6432
    @antimaster6432 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    every time there's a new arch video:
    "longest yeah boiii ever recorded"

  • @perottosson3554
    @perottosson3554 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hey man ive just gotten into the 40k universe and been looking at your videos about the different races and the backstory of the imperium of man kind and the horus treachery and what i want to say is great story telling and the easy way to understand it all so thank you for great content and keep it comming Love it.

  • @alexandrecredidiooliveira7176
    @alexandrecredidiooliveira7176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Who won a war the Green Skin or the Tyrannidys?
    I always think of this when I see something about one of these 2 races.

  • @thewoundedwarg3254
    @thewoundedwarg3254 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Orks acquired the Teleporta technology from Nazdreg during their fight with the Dark angels 3rd company on the world of Piscina V

  • @Fanatic808
    @Fanatic808 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:03 god damn it Arch

  • @MADSAHAD
    @MADSAHAD 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have waited on pins and needles for my fix of good ole Arch Lore!!!!
    Thank You, May I Have Another

    • @thecrazye9213
      @thecrazye9213 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey kid, I heard you wanted some of that 40k lore... I may or may not have something to satisfy your fix...

    • @darkshadow2017
      @darkshadow2017 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheCrazy E in the back of your creepy van?

    • @thecrazye9213
      @thecrazye9213 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      darkshadow2017 I prefer to call it antique.

  • @erikjohnson5549
    @erikjohnson5549 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    dose anyone else wanna see a ghazghkull vs abaddon battle, I think it would be one of the best battles in the series.

    • @EnRandomSten
      @EnRandomSten 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Whopperjr you man Abaddon the failure? Or Abaddon the disappointer? Wait, wait I know, Abaddon the OH BY HOLY TERRA HOW CAN YOU FAIL MORE WITH A CHARACTER AAAAAAAAAAAH

    • @bobross9581
      @bobross9581 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@EnRandomSten Boring and overused

  • @einsteinsconcubine3303
    @einsteinsconcubine3303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ork Chant "if it moovs, kill it. If it don't move, pik it up and kill it". HUT HUT HUT HUT!!!!!!!