"Ehy puny Tech Marine, you can't drive that Ordinatus!" "I got permission from the God Emperor himself so suck it up and act as meatshield while I aim"
Meanwhile in the Warp, Gork and Mork were probably just sitting there looking at Emps with the biggest grins an Ork face can make. Also, Khorne was probably chilling on the sidelines with a bucket of popcorn in his lap watching the whole thing like some kind of khornate reality TV.
_"You two think that this invasion is going to succeed?"_ "IT'Z WORKIN' GOOD NOW, 'UMIE!" "ROIGHT, DIS IZ A ZOGGIN' GOOD SCRAP ALREADY!" *"Hey! Whose head do I have to chop off to get a soda refill around here?!"*
"This man is so talented in the art of shame and blame, he can literally resurrect people by BITCHING at them. And if he possesses rage strong enough to fuel language so harsh, it shatters the very boundaries of life and death.... Just imagine what that level of butt hurt that can do... when handed a blunt object... May the emporer have pity on the Orks... because Reclusiarch Grimaldus will not." #lifegoals
@@ottersirotten4290 Mr. Metokur does not bitch at people, he makes fun of them in the hopes of distracting his fan into forgetting that he is a whiny bitch-ass punk himself...
I named an Ork "Scientist" after Orkymedes, to spread his glory...TO SKYRIM! So far my experimentation have led to the following results; 'Umies cry and fall over when hit with Choppa, 'ey cry less and fall ova' fasta, the bigger and better the choppa you use!"
@@lucasbeck1391 Yes, but they have to be bigger then the sharp ones. Also if at all possible, set the target on fire BEFORE hitting them. This is recommended by Orkymedes, in order to extend the "screaming" phase of the target, as hitting 'umies with large blunt choppas make them die too fast. Alternatively, do what Orkymedes do! Set the choppa on fire and use a slightly smaller choppa, because if your chopper is the reason you fail, to send the grot flying, clearly your a shit ork and your opinions on the subject, irrelevant.
Ahhh, the destruction of countless irreplaceable God-Machines in return for the destruction of something the orcs built as a weekend project and could build twelve more of should the mood strike them. 40k in a nutshell. Hopeless, futile and utterly unfair on a narrative level.
That implies the head will die (or stop screaming) after its chopped off. You're forgetting these are the guys who can get decapitated and then 'come roight back foh unnotha go' after their heads are reattached to their bodies using Elmer's glue and duct tape.
well technicaly speaking ... gargants and mega-gargants and stompas are not supposed to work. At all. Mechanicaly and physicaly speaking, they are impossibilities. While a Titan is actualy supposed to work and exist. Hilariously, a valid solution to deal with gargants is to use a bio weapon to kill the mobs of orks around it. It will stop working once enough orks die. I this regard it's very similar to demon engines. By all laws, a demon engine should not function at all outside the warp. You can either try to destroy it OR you can banish the demon to obtain the same effect. A Titan on the other hand will stay functional and deadly even if all the IG/skitarii/titan guard regiments around it die and there is no magic spirit to banish to make it stop trying to kill you.
Normally they are the Skitarii When Angered they are the SkitaREEEE! When fighting Orks they give en' the Skitar-D Together with their Titans they form the Skitar-League. When commandeering transports they become the SkitaWHEEE!
The story about the Fire Drakes holding the bridge is literally what inspired me to go Salamanders when I was deciding which chapter to play. We Salamanders deserve more recognition than we get from GW. Usually it's "Look at the Ultrasmurfs! Look at the Blood Angels! Look at the Space Wolves! They're all doing awesome BA stuff! Oh, yeah, the Salamanders kinda saved the day over there but, HAVE YOU SEEN THE ULTRASMURFS!?!?!?!" We should really get more love for what we do.
Chapter Master Tu'shan the lack of attention for the salamanders actually fits their chapter lore, because they are a humble chapter who like true heroes they do what they do because it's the right thing to do, for them the greatest glory is saving lives and protecting people
I used to like the salamanders but I didn’t like how the salamanders left Germaldus squad and retreated when they almost had the main Ork Boss. Germaldus made them leave Helsreach
... come on arch. Come on ... Grimaldus is not all about insults ... he inspires people with sheer badasstidute. Also, I am seriously dispointed you did not do his speech justice. As such, a transcript, from the words of Merek Grimaldus, probably the main reason Hellsreach held as long as it did. For bonus points, read in the chaplain voice from DoW 1. "Do you see that?" (The Defenders are silent) "I said... DO YOU SEE THAT?!" (Still silent) "ANSWER ME!" (A few in the crowd says Yes sir) (Grimaldus starts laughing maniacally) "Are you all as insulted as I am? THIS is what they send against us? This RABBLE?! We hold one of the mightiest cities on the face of this planet. The fury of its guns sends all skyborne enemies to the ground in flames. We stand united in our thousands, our weapons without number, our purity without question and our hearts beating courage through our blood. And THIS is how they attack us? Brothers and sisters... A legion of beggars and alien dregs wheezes its way across the plains. Forgive me when the moment comes when they whine and weep against our walls. Forgive that I must order you to waste ammunition upon their worthless bodies. I have heard many speak my name in whispers since I came to Helsreach. I ask you now: Do you know me?" (A few yes's are heard in the combination of Marines and Steel Legionnaires) "DO YOU KNOW ME?!" (Yes's get louder) "I. AM. GRIMALDUS. OF THE BLACK TEMPLARS! A BROTHER TO THE STEEL LEGIONS OF THIS DEFIANT WORLD!" (loud cheers follow but they aren't really that into it) (Grimaldus kicks it up a notch) "Never again in life will your actions carry such consequences. Never again will you serve as you serve now. No duty will matter as much and no glory will taste as true! We are the defenders of Helsreach! On this day we carve our legend in the flesh of every alien we slay! WILL. YOU. STAND. WITH. ME?!" (thunderous cheering) "WILL YOU STAND WITH ME?!" (more thunderous cheering) "Sons and daughters of the Imperium! Our blood is the blood of heroes and martyrs! They DARE tread the sacred soil of our world?! We will throw their bodies from these walls when the final day dawns!" (ravenous cheering) "THIS IS OUR CITY! THIS IS OUR WORLD! SAY IT! SAY IT! CRY IT SO THAT THE BASTARDS IN ORBIT WILL HEAR OUR FURY! OUR CITY! OUR WORLD!" "OUR CITY! OUR WORLD!" - the defenders reply (Grimaldus turns to face the horde of orks. Laughing) "RUN ALIEN DOGS! COME TO ME! COME TO US ALL! COME AND DIE IN BLOOD AND FIRE!" "BLOOD AND FIRE!" - defenders "FOR THE TEMPLARS! FOR THE STEEL LEGION! FOR HELSREACH!" "FOR HELSREACH!" - defenders "LOUDER!" "FOR HELSREACH!" - defenders (the shouts have broken the glass of several nearby buildings) "THEY CANNOT HEAR YOU BROTHERS!" "HELSREACH!" - defenders "HURL YOURSELVES AT THESE WALLS INHUMAN FILTH! DIE ON OUR BLADES! I. AM. GRIMALDUS. AND I WILL CAST YOUR CARCASSES FROM THESE HOLY WALLS!" "GRIMALDUS! GRIMALDUS! GRIMALDUS!" - defenders Also he did not bitch someone back from death. He ordered a princeps on the eve of colapsing due to stress and be absorbed b the machine spirit of the titan to endure in the Emperor's name. And that worked. Because he is a CHAPLAIN. It's their duty to inspire suicidal and near impossible feats of faith and resilience in the forces they acompany, not just in fellow space marines, but in humans and mechanicus forces as well. They are kind of like a ministorum priest, except on steroids and far FAR more effective at their job. With bonus points for beeing able to inspire by deeds much better as well (what with them beeing space marines with a fetish for powered blunt instruments of carnage, it's one thing to hear someone demand you stand and slaughter the enemy in the Emperor's name, it's another when that demand is acompanied by a wave of viscera from an oponent that was just turned into a fine red paste with one crozius swing from the mad super human zealot delivering the sermon).
93Avenger93 Oh come on, let me have that Notion that he Bitched someone back to life. Oh, wait, no, I can’t have it, cuz’ you decided you needed to spread your Heretical Butthurt in an attempt to ruin someone’s day. Well congratulations, you succeeded, I hope you have An ABHORRENT rest of your day, heretic.
@@dionwoollaston5717 Late as all balls to this video, also Post Necro'd, but yeah, have a watch, th-cam.com/video/a8_MjeU8MLM/w-d-xo.html This is old Grimmy getting his speech on
Grimaldus guilt tripping Princeps Zarha in to coming back from the dead was so good, he shouldn't have been a reclusiarch. He should have been a herald of the emperor in the adptus custodes
Not during that time, he had its moments but also faced great doubt and depression during the siege. For him it felt as a punishment to defend a hive, for him it felt pointless, he even got scolded by his sword brethren for speaking as if every templar that fell was a pointless sacrifice. Just before the very end of the siege he finally snapped out of it and became the reclusiarch worthy of his title. Granted he was just promoted right before Armageddon and struggled to fill his former mentors shoes. Yet it's undeniable that as a warrior and tactician he is as stubborn, relentless, cunning and pure terror for his enemies, the embodiment of a black templars.
@@snakeplissken1754 I am very well aware for I have both listened to, read and watched Helsreach. this was a reference to the emperor TTS meme how emissaries imperiatus are masters of the subtle art of guilt trip
@@str_brst8979 Well it may sound nuanced but it is essentially the same. Like grimaldus would gaslight you for having the audacity to pass away from several bullets into your body as it was your FAULT you ran into them. So you have to come back from the afterlife to atone for the sin of failing. That said i agree with your point even so my words may make it sound different.
There's a disturbing lack of mention of Ork Snipers. You know, those Orks with Lascannon type weapons who can expertly tract and help almost decimate my Battle Brothers in the Celestial Lions. Or those Ork Sappers who seem to plan the most cunning of ambushes by feeding them horrible information, and the HEAVVYYY AA that must have been in the area to prevent ANNY kind of recon from going on. You know, because that's things Orks are well known for, and not oh, say the Imperium's most Lethal assassins and talented sappers.
Clearly, the Emperor was displeased that they had gone against His most Holy Inquisition, and thus plagued them with misfortune as punishment. I mean, what other explanation can there be for such odd behavior from the orks? ... =][= Obey =][=
Colonel Jurten canine creatures domesticated by humanity. About the size of a tyranid ripper if I remember correctly and similar to a kroot hound as well.
Colonel Jurten you are welcome colonel. By the way sir, dogs are also similar (by looks if not by size) to the Fenrisian Wolves used by the space marines of the Space Corgis... I mean the Space Wolves Chapter
Grimaldus on the walls. Xenos die in droves Emperor smiles from throne. Grimaldus very very mad. Ordinatus sings the song of death. No fear. No pity. No remorse. Grimaldus stands upon the walls.
I like how he called the Stormherald Princeps a Primarch. XD 50:20 Arch also likes to alternate between calling the gargant Godkiller and Godcrusher. :P
"We are the defenders of humanity.We are the Emperors blazing sword and the Imperium's crushing fist. Hundreds of billions of hands ready to die for our mission in the cold, unforgiving space. We are the Imperial Navy!"- Admiral Spire 19XM41
I hope you mention the strife between imperial forces. like when Tu'shan kicked the shit out of the marines malevolent captain. or the flesh tearers murdered a bunch of militia and the sororitas told the inquisition about it. or when the celestial lions were almost wiped out by "ork snipers" after they pissed off the inquisition
Got to admit, Precepts Zarha Macion, a 79 year old blind, deaf women with no functioning arms nor legs is my favorite 40k character... "Have you seen me today?" "It is impossible not to see you, Princeps" "It's impossible to kill me, as well!" th-cam.com/video/s2WGE1L6WKs/w-d-xo.html "Grimaluds, I stood unto the end"
"Every Idiot makes up stupid shit and thinks himselfe smart if he just puts a smart sounding name behind it. In some cases even misspelled" - Oscar Wild
45:30, yeah, that's a real boobytrap by the way. Except in the real world it's done with a rifle round, a pipe, and some hard, sharp object, usually a nail. Usually only injures the foot though.
Sean Gillespie no, Grimaldus would be ‘asked’ to calm down by Angry Marines. And by ‘asked’ I mean 7/10’s of the Chapter Barreling towards him with Drop pods, Screeching at him with every means possible to ‘CALM THE TITF*CKS DOWN!’ They would obviously not survive The God-Emperor’s Eternal Butthurt made Manifest’s Eternal Fury
I find a good way to utilise him, said a space marine chapter suffer heavy casualty or a hard regiermnent almost gets wipe, just pile up the bodies in front of him and let him bxtch all back to life, and this is how you get unlimited manpower, not even chaos cultist can do this.
> Be Storm Trooper. > Surviwe whole three wars. > Go to Armaggedon. > Be in charge of some untrained unarmored and unarmed dock workers. > It takes whole squad of us to take ork squad. > Holy Emperor is this how i die?
Gotta break the myth, Ork technology and machines are functionnal. The ork's WHAAAGH energy just make them a little bit better. Make of that what you will. 😂
Arch clearly hasn't heard about Koala's immeasurable lack of fucks keep them going. Koala wants to exclusively eat poisonous plants, they don't care and keep going. Why would fire stop them?
When you realize detailing a story focused on a single warhound crew, for instance, would make quite a decent novel, and also realize the battle for armagedon, the diablos manufactorum district.
"Far more importantly, what happened with the Omnissiah's giant toys?" For some reason, I heard this and immediately thought of the Emperor sitting on the floor, playing around with a titan-shaped action figure. This image is amusing to me.
THANK THE GOD EMPEROR! All the stress of waiting for another instalment had my early onset male pattern baldness causing my hairline to disappear faster than the Astronomican if the Big E got up of his throne!
I mean yeah, why would you live in a place called literally "Armageddon". Same thing counts for Krieg too. I mean why would you name a planet "war" and if you did name it war then why would you live in "War".
Gabriel Perrella bless your innocent little heart. You think they can leave? An Citizen of the Empire is BLESSED to live on a planet so important to equipping the armies and driving out the xeno filth. Wanting to leave is heresy and results in blamming.
Gabriel Perrella and who the fuck would bother moving the civies, appart from the salamanders nobody cares if they live or they die as long as they the imperium the shit that they make.
How to defeat orks. Step 1 make plastic explosives look like food mainly bread or something like that. Step 2 leave it with real food during a retreat.
Nova cannons are the main armament of the Apocalypse class battleships, and on those ships the cannon is mounted directly into the frame of the battleship
"OI, 'ELLO 'BOSS, YOU WON TA BUY SOME DAKKA?" "DAKKA?" _"DAKKA?!"_ *_"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAA! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAA! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"_*
If it's the season of fire, they've pretty much had it. | 1:30 - A potent mekboy. | 4:00 - You speak of what happened with Tuska da Daemon-Killa? | You've covered titans and their weapons (including Ork equivalents) | 12:50 - At least one manufactorum will need to do a lot of mourning for them. | 15:02 - Their motto is "DA RED WONZ GO FASTA!!!". | 15:30 - You mentioned them in the Penal Legions lore video. | It must be something strong, if it was enough to break through a hive city's defences. | 22:34 - They have no psykers in their chapter, they HATE them. | 27:40 - I guess they all live in RED submarines? Yellow doesn't help that much, unless painted on explosives. | 33:30 - So a zealot, even by Space Marine standards? | 42:30 - They're big on close combat and incendiary weapons. | Godkilla shows their ambition. | 50:15 - Did you say "primarch"?...a minor error is detected. | 52:45 - All you need to know with them is to point in the general direction of the objective, shout "HERETICS!!!" and stay out of their way. | So they got desperate? Against Godkilla, it's "just enough" kill.
The craziest thing about the Orks gargant that was equivalent to an Imperator Titan... was that it was built on planet in makeshift workshops in just 2 months.(According to the Helsreach audibook) Whereas for the Imperium, imperator class titans are like ancient relics, many of them heralding all the way back to the heresy, and the loss of one is a loss that cannot be overstated. Let that difference sink in!
Bernard Rednix *BLAM!!* Ignore the insane rantings of The now-dead madman. There have been no Chaos incursions ANYWHERE in the Imperium. Carry on, citizens.
That was awesome, also Black Templars for the win...making Angry Marines look like anxiety teenagers by comparison. Though I do recognize the sheer badassery of all others including the Salamanders who took part...so that leaves the adeptus sorrietous out of any glory and buried under a hill of rubble...useless.
Ork gargsnts are roughly a bit smaller than these; Stompa = Knight Gargant roughly Warhound to Reaver Great Gargant roughly Reaver to warlord Mega Gargant roughly Imperator sized... Oh and Temple Gargant roughly Hive City...because Orks
can we get a freaking Grimaldus lore video from you please? the last time I was this amused by a description of a warhammer denizen was when you were talking about Grimgore Ironhide and his subsequent blunt force deflating of Archaeon's happy sacks.
Worth mentioning that the brave salamander strike cruiser to drop of reinforcement was a success but expected with the sacrifice of the strike cruiser. It nearly came to this if not for the intervention of helbrecht, as he ordered the eternal crusade right into the firing line to shield the salamander ship till it could disengage, crippled but alive. So in just a few hours both chapters saved each other from having valuable assets wiped out of existence.
Orks are a lot like Canadians The humans "no way you can do that it's not physically possible" Orks "dude hold my beer" Drops rocks with telaporters Makes a navy to sale on a fucking posiend ocean
"Ehy puny Tech Marine, you can't drive that Ordinatus!"
"I got permission from the God Emperor himself so suck it up and act as meatshield while I aim"
“Dad said it was my turn with the big gun, so *suck it, nerd.* “
Orkymedes, the Ork who invented the space claw, a structure so massive it could pluck imperial warships out of the atmosphere...
ComradeVlad Archimedes made a claw that lifted Roman ships from the water to capsize them.
Exactly my point.
Cryptosporidium 137 that was the joke, yes
GIVE ME A BIG ENOUGH LEAVER AND I KAN LOOT A PLANET!
ENUFF
I just watched Helsreach again yesterday. Great context for the series.
“I had a headache, but it went away”
-this makes me smile.
"The hero of Helsreach they say, as if there is only one".
I will die on this world I will die on Armageddon
Imagine being a mere mortal yet say one line that even makes reclusiarch Grimaldus chuckle.
Meanwhile in the Warp, Gork and Mork were probably just sitting there looking at Emps with the biggest grins an Ork face can make.
Also, Khorne was probably chilling on the sidelines with a bucket of popcorn in his lap watching the whole thing like some kind of khornate reality TV.
somebody should draw this.
FUCKIN'... LIVID!
Yep Someone should paint this picture.
Make it a comic, Big E just shows them Grimaldus. Gork and Mork just gawk in fear while Khorne runs away
_"You two think that this invasion is going to succeed?"_
"IT'Z WORKIN' GOOD NOW, 'UMIE!"
"ROIGHT, DIS IZ A ZOGGIN' GOOD SCRAP ALREADY!"
*"Hey! Whose head do I have to chop off to get a soda refill around here?!"*
“Koalas that are probably on fire significantly lowering their life expectancy”
This did not age well for 2020 😂
Jesse Cross that did not end well indeed
At least the Koalas are not coughing. Yet...
Nothing has aged well for 2020.
47:28
Arch is a fucking prophet.
"Months of repair," so probably 1 month of repair without all the prayers?
Probably closer to 3 months, given how damn hard an Ordinatus is supposed to be to maintain.
Internet Zen Master I was referring to the titans since you need to say a prayer to fix even a fuse.
Titanium Chief well, yea, but you can say it while you do it
Titanium Chief months of "re-prayers"... Badum tshhhh
assuming the angry Machine Spirits don't blow the whole thing up in retaliation of improper ceremonial
"This man is so talented in the art of shame and blame, he can literally resurrect people by BITCHING at them. And if he possesses rage strong enough to fuel language so harsh, it shatters the very boundaries of life and death.... Just imagine what that level of butt hurt that can do... when handed a blunt object... May the emporer have pity on the Orks... because Reclusiarch Grimaldus will not."
#lifegoals
Mr Metokur?
@@ottersirotten4290 Mr. Metokur does not bitch at people, he makes fun of them in the hopes of distracting his fan into forgetting that he is a whiny bitch-ass punk himself...
@@kalajel someome seems to be projecting
He didn't just berate *anyone* into coming back to life. He yelled the *PRINCEPS* of the *TITAN LEGION* back to life.
@@jacob8633 And if he did that, imagine what his chapter master is capable of....
"Orkymedes, subtle" i died
I named an Ork "Scientist" after Orkymedes, to spread his glory...TO SKYRIM!
So far my experimentation have led to the following results; 'Umies cry and fall over when hit with Choppa, 'ey cry less and fall ova' fasta, the bigger and better the choppa you use!"
@@Elenrai So what your saying is that we should use blunt choppas?
@@lucasbeck1391 Yes, but they have to be bigger then the sharp ones.
Also if at all possible, set the target on fire BEFORE hitting them.
This is recommended by Orkymedes, in order to extend the "screaming" phase of the target, as hitting 'umies with large blunt choppas make them die too fast.
Alternatively, do what Orkymedes do!
Set the choppa on fire and use a slightly smaller choppa, because if your chopper is the reason you fail, to send the grot flying, clearly your a shit ork and your opinions on the subject, irrelevant.
Ahhh, the destruction of countless irreplaceable God-Machines in return for the destruction of something the orcs built as a weekend project and could build twelve more of should the mood strike them. 40k in a nutshell. Hopeless, futile and utterly unfair on a narrative level.
Internet Zen Master
Orks everyone...making one question how the hell we can win against them...
That implies the head will die (or stop screaming) after its chopped off.
You're forgetting these are the guys who can get decapitated and then 'come roight back foh unnotha go' after their heads are reattached to their bodies using Elmer's glue and duct tape.
well technicaly speaking ... gargants and mega-gargants and stompas are not supposed to work. At all. Mechanicaly and physicaly speaking, they are impossibilities. While a Titan is actualy supposed to work and exist.
Hilariously, a valid solution to deal with gargants is to use a bio weapon to kill the mobs of orks around it. It will stop working once enough orks die. I this regard it's very similar to demon engines. By all laws, a demon engine should not function at all outside the warp. You can either try to destroy it OR you can banish the demon to obtain the same effect. A Titan on the other hand will stay functional and deadly even if all the IG/skitarii/titan guard regiments around it die and there is no magic spirit to banish to make it stop trying to kill you.
[[screeches in binary]]
Oh, shut it, cogboy! No one asked you! Go drink some motor oil or find an STC or something!
Normally they are the Skitarii
When Angered they are the SkitaREEEE!
When fighting Orks they give en' the Skitar-D
Together with their Titans they form the Skitar-League.
When commandeering transports they become the SkitaWHEEE!
Sweet Emperor! That Black Templar Tech Priest had such big balls and so much hot blood he could be a mecha pilot! Good on him.
That's how you qualify to work under Grimaldus!
The ordinatus engine Oberon machine spirit was likely just as scared of Grimaldus as everyone else.
"KLINK KLANK RATATATATAAAA"
OMG this made my day XD
MUZIK TO MY ERZ
2/10 NOT 'NOUGH DAKKA. NEED MORE DAKKA
The lift in his voice was hilarious
the description of Grimaldus is priceless!
• Warp outbreaks I sleep
• Nearby rogue psykers I sleep
• Sees an Arch Warhammer video
• REAL SHIT..?
Specter Culexus You are a handsome specter.
w o k e
Grimdalas yelling at dead guy, dead guy get up and charges orks
Look up helsreach. He is a ABSOLUTE CRUSADER MADMAN
Hemokinesis Reminds me of that commissar from DOW2.
YOU DIE ON MY ORDER NOT BEFORE!
YOUR WOUNDS MEAN NOTHING! STAND!
I am suddenly reminded of the "inspire" skill in Payday 2. Seems about the same to me.
The story about the Fire Drakes holding the bridge is literally what inspired me to go Salamanders when I was deciding which chapter to play. We Salamanders deserve more recognition than we get from GW. Usually it's "Look at the Ultrasmurfs! Look at the Blood Angels! Look at the Space Wolves! They're all doing awesome BA stuff! Oh, yeah, the Salamanders kinda saved the day over there but, HAVE YOU SEEN THE ULTRASMURFS!?!?!?!" We should really get more love for what we do.
Yes, Chapter Master Tu'shan Yes!!
It’s really quiet today.
Chapter Master Tu'shan the Salamanders are the best chapter of the Space Marines. They give a shit about the lives of others
Chapter Master Tu'shan the lack of attention for the salamanders actually fits their chapter lore, because they are a humble chapter who like true heroes they do what they do because it's the right thing to do, for them the greatest glory is saving lives and protecting people
I used to like the salamanders but I didn’t like how the salamanders left Germaldus squad and retreated when they almost had the main Ork Boss. Germaldus made them leave Helsreach
*Stomp stomp*
33:33
"He managed to bitch someone back from the dead"
That part broke me...
... come on arch. Come on ...
Grimaldus is not all about insults ... he inspires people with sheer badasstidute. Also, I am seriously dispointed you did not do his speech justice. As such, a transcript, from the words of Merek Grimaldus, probably the main reason Hellsreach held as long as it did. For bonus points, read in the chaplain voice from DoW 1.
"Do you see that?"
(The Defenders are silent)
"I said... DO YOU SEE THAT?!"
(Still silent)
"ANSWER ME!"
(A few in the crowd says Yes sir)
(Grimaldus starts laughing maniacally)
"Are you all as insulted as I am? THIS is what they send against
us? This RABBLE?! We hold one of the mightiest cities on the face of
this planet. The fury of its guns sends all skyborne enemies to the
ground in flames. We stand united in our thousands, our weapons without
number, our purity without question and our hearts beating courage
through our blood. And THIS is how they attack us? Brothers and
sisters... A legion of beggars and alien dregs wheezes its way across
the plains. Forgive me when the moment comes when they whine and weep
against our walls. Forgive that I must order you to waste ammunition
upon their worthless bodies. I have heard many speak my name in whispers
since I came to Helsreach. I ask you now: Do you know me?"
(A few yes's are heard in the combination of Marines and Steel Legionnaires)
"DO YOU KNOW ME?!"
(Yes's get louder)
"I. AM. GRIMALDUS. OF THE BLACK TEMPLARS! A BROTHER TO THE STEEL LEGIONS OF THIS DEFIANT WORLD!"
(loud cheers follow but they aren't really that into it)
(Grimaldus kicks it up a notch)
"Never again in life will your actions carry such consequences.
Never again will you serve as you serve now. No duty will matter as much
and no glory will taste as true! We are the defenders of Helsreach! On
this day we carve our legend in the flesh of every alien we slay! WILL. YOU. STAND. WITH. ME?!"
(thunderous cheering)
"WILL YOU STAND WITH ME?!"
(more thunderous cheering)
"Sons and daughters of the Imperium! Our blood is the blood of
heroes and martyrs! They DARE tread the sacred soil of our world?! We
will throw their bodies from these walls when the final day dawns!"
(ravenous cheering)
"THIS IS OUR CITY! THIS IS OUR WORLD! SAY IT! SAY IT! CRY IT
SO THAT THE BASTARDS IN ORBIT WILL HEAR OUR FURY! OUR CITY! OUR WORLD!"
"OUR CITY! OUR WORLD!" - the defenders reply
(Grimaldus turns to face the horde of orks. Laughing)
"RUN ALIEN DOGS! COME TO ME! COME TO US ALL! COME AND DIE IN BLOOD AND FIRE!"
"BLOOD AND FIRE!" - defenders
"FOR THE TEMPLARS! FOR THE STEEL LEGION! FOR HELSREACH!"
"FOR HELSREACH!" - defenders
"LOUDER!"
"FOR HELSREACH!" - defenders
(the shouts have broken the glass of several nearby buildings)
"THEY CANNOT HEAR YOU BROTHERS!"
"HELSREACH!" - defenders
"HURL YOURSELVES AT THESE WALLS INHUMAN FILTH! DIE ON OUR BLADES! I.
AM. GRIMALDUS. AND I WILL CAST YOUR CARCASSES FROM THESE HOLY WALLS!"
"GRIMALDUS! GRIMALDUS! GRIMALDUS!" - defenders
Also he did not bitch someone back from death.
He ordered a princeps on the eve of colapsing due to stress and be absorbed b the machine spirit of the titan to endure in the Emperor's name. And that worked. Because he is a CHAPLAIN. It's their duty to inspire suicidal and near impossible feats of faith and resilience in the forces they acompany, not just in fellow space marines, but in humans and mechanicus forces as well. They are kind of like a ministorum priest, except on steroids and far FAR more effective at their job. With bonus points for beeing able to inspire by deeds much better as well (what with them beeing space marines with a fetish for powered blunt instruments of carnage, it's one thing to hear someone demand you stand and slaughter the enemy in the Emperor's name, it's another when that demand is acompanied by a wave of viscera from an oponent that was just turned into a fine red paste with one crozius swing from the mad super human zealot delivering the sermon).
93Avenger93 Oh come on, let me have that Notion that he Bitched someone back to life. Oh, wait, no, I can’t have it, cuz’ you decided you needed to spread your Heretical Butthurt in an attempt to ruin someone’s day. Well congratulations, you succeeded, I hope you have An ABHORRENT rest of your day, heretic.
@@fashionsoulsonlysouls5575 savage that.
93Avenger93 the music that would play during the speech is either the starship troopers theme or armoured prayer from gears of war two
@@dionwoollaston5717 Late as all balls to this video, also Post Necro'd, but yeah, have a watch, th-cam.com/video/a8_MjeU8MLM/w-d-xo.html This is old Grimmy getting his speech on
Grimaldus guilt tripping Princeps Zarha in to coming back from the dead was so good, he shouldn't have been a reclusiarch. He should have been a herald of the emperor in the adptus custodes
Not during that time, he had its moments but also faced great doubt and depression during the siege. For him it felt as a punishment to defend a hive, for him it felt pointless, he even got scolded by his sword brethren for speaking as if every templar that fell was a pointless sacrifice.
Just before the very end of the siege he finally snapped out of it and became the reclusiarch worthy of his title.
Granted he was just promoted right before Armageddon and struggled to fill his former mentors shoes.
Yet it's undeniable that as a warrior and tactician he is as stubborn, relentless, cunning and pure terror for his enemies, the embodiment of a black templars.
@@snakeplissken1754 I am very well aware for I have both listened to, read and watched Helsreach. this was a reference to the emperor TTS meme how emissaries imperiatus are masters of the subtle art of guilt trip
@@str_brst8979 Gaslighting in the name of the emperor.
@@snakeplissken1754 it was not gas lighting, it was guilt tripping
@@str_brst8979 Well it may sound nuanced but it is essentially the same. Like grimaldus would gaslight you for having the audacity to pass away from several bullets into your body as it was your FAULT you ran into them. So you have to come back from the afterlife to atone for the sin of failing.
That said i agree with your point even so my words may make it sound different.
There's a disturbing lack of mention of Ork Snipers. You know, those Orks with Lascannon type weapons who can expertly tract and help almost decimate my Battle Brothers in the Celestial Lions. Or those Ork Sappers who seem to plan the most cunning of ambushes by feeding them horrible information, and the HEAVVYYY AA that must have been in the area to prevent ANNY kind of recon from going on.
You know, because that's things Orks are well known for, and not oh, say the Imperium's most Lethal assassins and talented sappers.
Imperial Fists Ssshhhh!
Tanks for teh words humie
That’s what I was thinking brother.
Clearly, the Emperor was displeased that they had gone against His most Holy Inquisition, and thus plagued them with misfortune as punishment. I mean, what other explanation can there be for such odd behavior from the orks?
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Can confirm there are Fire Koala bears.
No not on Krieg. There is no surface life there. In the Ash wastes.
What are... Dogs?
Colonel Jurten canine creatures domesticated by humanity. About the size of a tyranid ripper if I remember correctly and similar to a kroot hound as well.
Kroot hounds? That clarifies things.
Colonel Jurten you are welcome colonel. By the way sir, dogs are also similar (by looks if not by size) to the Fenrisian Wolves used by the space marines of the Space Corgis... I mean the Space Wolves Chapter
"Hand over Ordinatus Armageddon or we'll destroy you."
"What are you gonna do? I'm in an Ordinatus."
Grimaldus on the walls.
Xenos die in droves
Emperor smiles from throne.
Grimaldus very very mad.
Ordinatus sings the song of death.
No fear.
No pity.
No remorse.
Grimaldus stands upon the walls.
I love the smell of Promethium in the morning!
.....thats from caves of ice, no? :P
it's from my fuckin flamer
So do I my lord! Who's up for Promethium grilled ork steaks on me tonight!?!
Curze made you his bitch
Vulkan lives because Konrad got tired of raping his immortal ass to death perpetually.
Also Konrad wanted to die.
I like how he called the Stormherald Princeps a Primarch. XD 50:20
Arch also likes to alternate between calling the gargant Godkiller and Godcrusher. :P
We know which is the more orky...
Putting together the dark imperium box and listening to arch ramble about Armageddon. Purfik
RIP to those manufactoru puppies, even they have to aid the war effort. #neverforget
I just can’t help but picture Orkymeedeez as wearing a toga and carrying a bunch of scrolls under his arm.
"We are the defenders of humanity.We are the Emperors blazing sword and the Imperium's crushing fist. Hundreds of billions of hands ready to die for our mission in the cold, unforgiving space.
We are the Imperial Navy!"- Admiral Spire 19XM41
I hope you mention the strife between imperial forces. like when Tu'shan kicked the shit out of the marines malevolent captain. or the flesh tearers murdered a bunch of militia and the sororitas told the inquisition about it. or when the celestial lions were almost wiped out by "ork snipers" after they pissed off the inquisition
Done. It is in the "Outcome" video.
And he has an entire video for the Mannaheim Gap.
"ork snipers" 😂 really? thats what the Emperors Most Holy Inquisition came up with? ORK SNIPERS 😂🤣
@@elitereptilian200 "Yeah, it's a dumb explanation. Try calling us on it. We'll make up an even dumber explanation for what happens to you."
Got to admit, Precepts Zarha Macion, a 79 year old blind, deaf women with no functioning arms nor legs is my favorite 40k character... "Have you seen me today?"
"It is impossible not to see you, Princeps"
"It's impossible to kill me, as well!" th-cam.com/video/s2WGE1L6WKs/w-d-xo.html "Grimaluds, I stood unto the end"
Orks summertrip to Armageddon is getting it main theme
Emperor bless you, daddy Arch
*P U R G I N G W I T H MY K I N*
I came
I saw
and i came again.
Veni, vidi,veni iterum!A site claims that this is a quote by oscar wilde, i doubt that.
"Every Idiot makes up stupid shit and thinks himselfe smart if he just puts a smart sounding name behind it. In some cases even misspelled"
- Oscar Wild
you mean you heard
"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill"
- Wesley Snipes
"don't believe everything you read on the internet"
- Abraham Lincoln
45:30, yeah, that's a real boobytrap by the way. Except in the real world it's done with a rifle round, a pipe, and some hard, sharp object, usually a nail.
Usually only injures the foot though.
We sure that Grimaldus isn't an angry marine in the wrong chapter.
Sean Gillespie no, Grimaldus would be ‘asked’ to calm down by Angry Marines. And by ‘asked’ I mean 7/10’s of the Chapter Barreling towards him with Drop pods, Screeching at him with every means possible to ‘CALM THE TITF*CKS DOWN!’ They would obviously not survive The God-Emperor’s Eternal Butthurt made Manifest’s Eternal Fury
But the templars are the perfect foil to the angry marines. Silent Contempt to Blind Rage.
I find a good way to utilise him, said a space marine chapter suffer heavy casualty or a hard regiermnent almost gets wipe, just pile up the bodies in front of him and let him bxtch all back to life, and this is how you get unlimited manpower, not even chaos cultist can do this.
lol I'm Aussie and was watching the intro sitting through a 40 degrees Celsius day. Inferno drop bears would be some next level shit.
6:37 not sure if arch is talking about a lazgun or an actual flashlight.
T k
Not much of a difference really
Hell i thing a slightly heavy flashlight would do more damage than a Lazgun round
> Be Storm Trooper.
> Surviwe whole three wars.
> Go to Armaggedon.
> Be in charge of some untrained unarmored and unarmed dock workers.
> It takes whole squad of us to take ork squad.
> Holy Emperor is this how i die?
so many lost/destroyed titans.. you can just hear the forgemasters REEEE in binaric anger from sectors away
"...there was only one thing to do."
Touch fluffy tail!
I just love how Ork machines are almost literally powered by imagination
Gotta break the myth, Ork technology and machines are functionnal. The ork's WHAAAGH energy just make them a little bit better.
Make of that what you will. 😂
"DIS BE DA BIGGEST 'AN BADEST STOMPAH EVAR!!!" "this is a spaceship class weapon." "..... buggah!"
33:40 is the reason why I love Arch so much, and prefer his lore vids above all others XD
Arch clearly hasn't heard about Koala's immeasurable lack of fucks keep them going. Koala wants to exclusively eat poisonous plants, they don't care and keep going. Why would fire stop them?
*fire eating koalas* Oh god I bet Dark Eldar made something like that.
Three years later we have the answer; Yes. Fire stops them.
'ERE WE GO BOYZ
Rhodium LEZ GET STOMPIN'!
Eric Grieve WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Ork iz made for rock an'win
WAAAAAAAGH
PLUS ULTRA YA GITZ!
When you realize detailing a story focused on a single warhound crew, for instance, would make quite a decent novel, and also realize the battle for armagedon, the diablos manufactorum district.
It would be about the same as the novels "Baneblade" and Shadow Sword". It be glorious and I would read it in a flash.
Then the winged hussars arrived
Cannonballs are coming down from the sky. Janissaries are you ready to die?
D Garza we will seek our vengeance eye for an eye
not gona lie an astarties chapter by this name would be interesting to say the least
Fair point. They could be red with silver and gold highlights, and have wings on their helmets and backpacks. GW, make this happen!
stheel rhen
I hereby charge Arch Warhammer for not having a big enough hentai folder. A year in the eye of terror is your sentence.
Jae Chun so he gets to shop for some for a year?
MrDanno2 depends wich demon world he lands on first
MrDanno2 yes
Take his hat from him!
FUmarc no you fools don’t you see the error of your ways
Thanks Arch! You made my day
....this... is so damn glorious arch. i mean, how can it not be. that techmarine was amazing, holy hit orc sea attacks, GODBREAKA...
I mean he has Australia down pat, and a fire drop bear is as terrifying as a demon prince materialising on your face
"Far more importantly, what happened with the Omnissiah's giant toys?"
For some reason, I heard this and immediately thought of the Emperor sitting on the floor, playing around with a titan-shaped action figure.
This image is amusing to me.
Arch compairing the Fire Wastes to Australia was an omen
Meh... it's no Catachan. 😂
"The orkz were coming so thick and fast." Great line to pick the video up from.
33:30 grimaldus description :D
Your devotion pleases the Emperor, citizen.
My definite favorite from this series so far arch mate. Serious work went on that and it shows, big ups :)
What I deducted from this video is:
If sheer firepower dosent work...
YOU NEED MORE OF IT!
'and as if all that wasn't bad enough, it was about to get just a little bit worse' appears to be the tagline of 40k
THANK THE GOD EMPEROR! All the stress of waiting for another instalment had my early onset male pattern baldness causing my hairline to disappear faster than the Astronomican if the Big E got up of his throne!
Grimaldus is my fucking spirit animal. Ave Imperator.
How it comest that there are still people living in Armageddon? I mean, the very name of the planet should tip you.
I mean yeah, why would you live in a place called literally "Armageddon". Same thing counts for Krieg too. I mean why would you name a planet "war" and if you did name it war then why would you live in "War".
Gabriel Perrella 40k being over the top and kinda of silly comes to mind.
Gabriel Perrella bless your innocent little heart. You think they can leave? An Citizen of the Empire is BLESSED to live on a planet so important to equipping the armies and driving out the xeno filth. Wanting to leave is heresy and results in blamming.
Fair enough I guess.
-Fuckin zealots-
Gabriel Perrella and who the fuck would bother moving the civies, appart from the salamanders nobody cares if they live or they die as long as they the imperium the shit that they make.
This is honestly the only channel where I am happy to see an hour long video lol, love it.
How to defeat orks. Step 1 make plastic explosives look like food mainly bread or something like that. Step 2 leave it with real food during a retreat.
The submersible assault sounds like something my brother would do in an RTS.
I haven't watched the entire thing but 3:15 is my favorite part.
I think the ork motto would be
Anything you can do
We can do in a more fucking metal way
An Ordinatus is a level of dakka that even the Orks would consider insanity.
Nova cannons are the main armament of the Apocalypse class battleships, and on those ships the cannon is mounted directly into the frame of the battleship
You know its gonna be good if the video is over an hour long
IT HAS ARRIVED YEAAAH
Grabs his auto-quil and Servoskull scribe
"OI, 'ELLO 'BOSS, YOU WON TA BUY SOME DAKKA?"
"DAKKA?"
_"DAKKA?!"_
*_"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAA! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAA! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"_*
What is up my fellow Americans WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
I love the black temblors 'I'm purging with my knife"
the closest thing to an ork puppy is a squig lol
And oh so adorable they are...
'Princess' in _Brutal Kunnin'_ ? 😂
If it's the season of fire, they've pretty much had it. | 1:30 - A potent mekboy. | 4:00 - You speak of what happened with Tuska da Daemon-Killa? | You've covered titans and their weapons (including Ork equivalents) | 12:50 - At least one manufactorum will need to do a lot of mourning for them. | 15:02 - Their motto is "DA RED WONZ GO FASTA!!!". | 15:30 - You mentioned them in the Penal Legions lore video. | It must be something strong, if it was enough to break through a hive city's defences. | 22:34 - They have no psykers in their chapter, they HATE them. | 27:40 - I guess they all live in RED submarines? Yellow doesn't help that much, unless painted on explosives. | 33:30 - So a zealot, even by Space Marine standards? | 42:30 - They're big on close combat and incendiary weapons. | Godkilla shows their ambition. | 50:15 - Did you say "primarch"?...a minor error is detected. | 52:45 - All you need to know with them is to point in the general direction of the objective, shout "HERETICS!!!" and stay out of their way. | So they got desperate? Against Godkilla, it's "just enough" kill.
I NEED a sound bite of Thursday description of Grimaldus
The craziest thing about the Orks gargant that was equivalent to an Imperator Titan... was that it was built on planet in makeshift workshops in just 2 months.(According to the Helsreach audibook)
Whereas for the Imperium, imperator class titans are like ancient relics, many of them heralding all the way back to the heresy, and the loss of one is a loss that cannot be overstated.
Let that difference sink in!
Would love a Space Marine-style game based on the battles for Armageddon.
Hopefully with multiple mini-campaigns for different chapters like Black Templars, Celestial Lions, Salamanders, etc
All we have is a panzer strategy turn based on steam.
Playing as Grimaldus and his command squad... Glorious!
you guys don't tell the inquisitor that i told you this but there is actually a chaos invasion in Armageddon
Bernard Rednix *BLAM!!*
Ignore the insane rantings of The now-dead madman. There have been no Chaos incursions ANYWHERE in the Imperium. Carry on, citizens.
Wait, what is this chaos thing you speak about?
Chaos invasion you say? ON ARMAGEDDON??? NEVER *nervous laughter*
Inquisition i promise im not heretical
.75 cal explosive butt sex mines ..... xD fucking made me laugh for 5 min straight xD
That was awesome, also Black Templars for the win...making Angry Marines look like anxiety teenagers by comparison. Though I do recognize the sheer badassery of all others including the Salamanders who took part...so that leaves the adeptus sorrietous out of any glory and buried under a hill of rubble...useless.
Nah, Boylan will probably give them an honorable death in Helsreach animations :D
High-Marshal_Jaeger I was going to strike you for that angry marines comments then you covered yourself by praising the salamanders.
Well the angry marines comment was in jest, my praise of The Salamanders was ment to be taken seriously.
Also I must give that tech marine and the other survivors accommodations.
We appreciate your recognition, we don't get it very often :(
You're a weird person Arch, and I'm glad you are. I didn't even know what 40k was until I watched this channel, now I'm obsessed with it.
Ork gargsnts are roughly a bit smaller than these;
Stompa = Knight
Gargant roughly Warhound to Reaver
Great Gargant roughly Reaver to warlord
Mega Gargant roughly Imperator sized...
Oh and Temple Gargant roughly Hive City...because Orks
58:00 still not enough dakka
Ork Subs: If its Stupid but it works then its still bloody stupid but you got lucky
So what were the Adeptus Arbites during most of this other than shot gunning civilians
36:56 PURGIN WITH MY KIN FOR THE EMPRAH !!!
Emperor damn it Arch I was just about to go to sleep.
With how he described Grimaldus i'd nominate Arch for the Reclusiam for company chaplain at earliest convenience.
What a wonderful surprise to see this morning!
We don't deserve you, Arch!
Edited: Jurisian sounds like a badass
Jurisian. It's Jurisian. Arch pronounces it like shit.
+93Avenger93 Ah much obliged
It takes an adamantium backbone to browbeat, not only the Mechanicus, but also one of their oldest weapons into following your orders.
LoL the term “wiped out to the last drug addict” 🤣
can we get a freaking Grimaldus lore video from you please? the last time I was this amused by a description of a warhammer denizen was when you were talking about Grimgore Ironhide and his subsequent blunt force deflating of Archaeon's happy sacks.
Welp, time to finish my Man emperor of mankind in countryballs picture.
Worth mentioning that the brave salamander strike cruiser to drop of reinforcement was a success but expected with the sacrifice of the strike cruiser.
It nearly came to this if not for the intervention of helbrecht, as he ordered the eternal crusade right into the firing line to shield the salamander ship till it could disengage, crippled but alive.
So in just a few hours both chapters saved each other from having valuable assets wiped out of existence.
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Orks are a lot like Canadians
The humans "no way you can do that it's not physically possible"
Orks "dude hold my beer"
Drops rocks with telaporters
Makes a navy to sale on a fucking posiend ocean
As a Canadian studying Canadian war history... we pretty much fought like the Orks too.
hell yah bud
Arch, your narration is way too good... I want the rest NOW xD
maybe the koala bears started the fire....
Or they are elemental koala bears... One wiff da fire!