NEVER play a hand when you're about to cash out
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"my hands are shaking like an addict" You are an addict. Don't forget that.
So are you buddy
@@mcpiglet4379at least they aren’t denying it
@@yuri_mony989 that’s not the point of my comment, so that irrelevant. I meant isn’t it a little hypocritical to call out an addict you’re an addict. It’s not really your job to judge him but whatever support him with a comment.
@@mcpiglet4379how did you come the conclusion that the guy u replied to is an addict 🤔
@@YodaAdams2 because everyone has a vice. Sugar is addictive, tea is addictive, coffee.. I’m sure that’s the least they do.. lmao it’s like saying you’ve never lied
The 700$ guys had queens
Yea probs jammed to try isolate
Lol ..y'all thinking these fish have hands ..
@@uofajoe99think some certain type of players won’t have hands is what makes you fisher every session
@@uofajoe99it’s actually a correct calculation in most cases in how the hand went. So ur trying to call out people for making good predictions. Idk what ur trying to achieve by this 😂
@@makarov_dubu5952dude already states they both blind raised pre flop without looking. And the dude with K3 off stays consistent with the story. That other dude had a marginal hand at best more times than not.
"Like" I am an addict
Thought the same thing.
Yeah, "like", because he's not an addict
Not every gambler is addicted. You saw him play one game.
@@Fitzcrackers4prezthis mfs channel is just poker
@@Fitzcrackers4prez @rexjolles spitting facts
"I win like a million dollars" 😆🤣😂💀
Made me laugh in broke 😂😂
"Dahlahs"
And the number was a thousand something. This guy is optimistic!
I told you a trillion times not to exaggerate lol
@@glenhirsch3994 😂🤣
It always ends up bad for me 😢... I'm jealous!
Yea the guy with $700 has 92 off when I'm in that spot
@@tanthony298hahaha so true
IKR? AK gets me humbled every time.
AK...with as many times as it's let me down, I probably would've folded.
Maybe you don’t cash out when you need to. 🤔
"My hands are shaking like I'm an addict" nah bro, you are
Edit: you guys clearly never heard of workaholics and work can be an addiction specially if it's gambling. This is only his job because he gets lots of money, if you get a rush sellig cars to the point you're shaking and you're good at it, you're also an addict. Tf yall on about
He's not tho? He wins a lot of money and also this is his yt channel premise its like calling a gaming youtuber an addict to games or calling a office job worker an addict to computers
@@Idk_a_name_88 He is a gambling addict. His entire channel is based around gambling, and he only really shows when he wins. Of course he doesn't win all the time, he probably makes a net loss and never uploads games he loses 800 dollars in. He supports himself on youtube or something else. Gambling is not a way to earn a reliable income, and this is an addiction.
In a twisted way, youtube probably adds fuel to the fire, because now from gambling, he is also getting views and is pulled back.
No hes proffesional player and isnt broke
@@Idk_a_name_88 its like calling someone that gets "highs"on whatever and does it regularly an addict. If youre a workaholic, you're an addict. If you're a gambler workaholic, you're an addict
@@admirhalilbasic5928 doesnt mean shit. There are lots of rich addicts, you dont have to be broke
"Okay, sir. We're going to have to ask you to leave the casino. You will not be recieving a pay out due to being removed from the premises, but we can give you a drink voucher."
Isn’t it illegal to not cash you out?
@@PtylerBeatsnah, the house always wins😓
@@tristanjennings4038 but they legally have to cash you out unless there at every specific circumstances. They can’t just arbitrarily refuse to pay you out
@@PtylerBeatsIf you're filming, you can totally sue if they don't, it IS illegal if you aren't cheating.
Funny, but they legally can't do that.
Ladies and gentlemen I give you the Gilbert Godfrey of Poker.
😂❤ It's Iago commenting on poker!😂😂😂
Rip 🙏
I never have this issue because I never have any chips when I'm about to cash out :-(
No one feels bad for you
@@MichaelRedford it is their fault for gambling in the first place so...
Heh, keep the economy going, you are a true hero.
not even your own parents feel bad for you@@MichaelRedford
I get the joke, but you know what a "cash out" is, right?
Remember kids, 90% of gamblers quit right before their big win.
💀
BRO DONT EVEN
Im putting all my organs on red rn wish me luck
I lost it all
“99% of gamblers cash out before hitting big” -quote of the day
That... is always misinterpreted. Not every gambler is entitled to win big. It would be the same as saying "Most airline passengers stop flying before their plane crashes." For literally 99.99% of people, you could fly every day for your life and still never be in a crash. Same goes for gambling.
guy clearly checked his cards
Yeah😂
Think he just didn't say they were straddles.
They were wee and big blind they had to put the chips in
How addicts start out. "Just one more won't hurt"
spoken like a true gambling addict
Joey is better at poker than he is at Duel Monsters
I summon the red eyes black aces
@@BrantzenPokerIm glad you recognize the guy as well as take the joke like a chad.
Ironically most of his cards relied on luck and skill so its kinda fitting for poker channel :D
NNNNNYEH!
@@THELORDVODKA that’s definitely true in later seasons with a lot of his cards, but season one, he relies on time wizard for every duel, and he had just two spells and a trap, he had to have stacked his deck because the odds of getting time wizard and any other of those cards are very slim.
@@Taliikitsunee Lmao true lol. He, like Yugi knew how heart of cards work and cheated out anything they needed always haha
“His cahds” i love his accent
nobody talks like that here in New England. he’s exaggerating for TH-cam
@@Donatokokono there are parts of NE that speak like this lmao
@@tommythetemplar Except he adopts one aspect of the Boston area accent without adopting other common features. For example, “fella” would be pronounced “feller”. He also doesn’t vowel shift o->a, either. “Dollar” is not pronounced “Dollah” but more like “Dallah”.
Only people who aren’t from New England imitating what they think Bostonians talk like sound like this guy.
Pretty clear the accent is fake as shit.
@@Donatokokowhat are u talkin abt
Thats an extremely forced accent for YT clicks lol. I promise you, nobody speaks that exaggerated unless you’re over a specific age around here
Love the Peter Griffen and Ben affleck in the town voice combination this card player has lol. Good hand.
Kinda sounds like bro is trying to sound like Dnegs
First short TH-cam as recommended in a while, love it😂💪🤑
Ayyyy thanks man
Dad stop spending my collage tuition
-her future kid
“The other guy, he apparently thinks he’s the bees knees” got me dying 🤣
Got caught bluffing, good read by the hero here.
$20=small blind, $40=big blind. There, fixed it.
The narrator said “without looking at his cars” for both of those people. It’s Hold ‘Em poker. Big and small blinds are a part of the game.
For clarification it was a $5/5/10 game, so the $20 was a voluntary double straddle, and the $40 was a voluntary triple straddle
That transition from the end of the beginning of the video was so clean! If no one caught it
“Hands are gaming like I have a addiction” probably because you have a gambling addiction
The ending that tied together with the first line to make a loop was a nice touch 👏🏻
It's not an addiction,it's *commitment.*
When ya felling it… go with it
your videos are really good to watch with the volume down 👌🏽
“I can quit anytime!” Bro:
As they say “95% of all gamblers quit before they make it big”
gambling is bullshit
That was definitely told to you buy a casino representative or a gambling addict
@@rxdom2329Quiters mentality
If people actually were to make money in the casino, all casinos would go broke. It's only good if you go with friends once or twice a year for fun, if you with the idea of leaving with more money, that's where the addiction starts
@@timoarrg if you have zero knowledge of course you wont make money... yall are clueless
So we playing cods?
The Sebastian Stan clip ❤❤❤
I couldn’t finish watching this video, there is no end of it… already watching for 2 hours
I cash out once im up, people hate me.
“I win like a million dollars” 😂 that fucking Got me 😂
"And the other guy apparently thinks he's the bees knees 😒"
99% of gamblers quit just before winning a gazillion dollars
99% of gamblers quit before they win big . This guys the 1%. Keep gambling kings 🔥🔥🔥🔥
And 99% go broke cause they keep gambling
thats the joke @@susta1815
@@susta1815 Well can't gamble if I don't want to go broke.... I thought going broke was how gambling becomes profitable for others.
@@susta1815exactly
@@susta1815Yep, carry on
I just learned how to play this card game and it makes so much more sense
all in with K3 off suit. amazing
"Listen, ma, the apawtment is gonna be needing renahvations soon, okay, i gotta go, i love ya, ok, bye ma" plays thru my head whenever i hear someone with this guys accent
The only reason I’m subscribing is because your accent is amazing
The second gif is Sebastian Stan! ❤️❤️
“Like I’m an addict”
I love gambling so much I literally start shaking if I don't gamble for a few days. That's called dedication.
Thank u for showing me how to make money I was about to stop gambling but then found u so now I’m going to spend all of my money ❤
90% of gamblers quit before they make it big!
Thats some true dedication right there. Keep gambling
The VOICE MY GOD I LOVE IT
I play quite often, nearly every time I see a player do this they get crushed, it may be the superstition in me but I don’t ever do it. When I rack up that means I’m up and leaving, I wave off the next hand when the dealer asks if I want it.
Dogs having a blast!
'$700,- guy turns over 9 4 off suit' 💀
I don’t know how I end end up on the poker side of TH-cam not knowing how to play, but I was very invested in the video.
“my hands are shaking like an addict”
damn right.
I learned the "maybe just one more" when my knuckle kissed a mandolin slicer. That "maybe just one more" is one step over the edge.
i have no idea how the heck this game works but i'm obsessed with these videos
Bozo no.1 bozo no.2 got me dead as flip
My hands shake like an addict.... Well...
The second guy actually looked at his cards
Nice video to show up in my recommended. I'm taking this as a sign to gamble now. See you in the casino guys.
This guy sounds like a mafia boss in 1999 black and white film
That loop edit will keep you here until your hands are shaking 😭😭
You got yo love HG lol
I literally just got a poker game for my birthday and this is some great advice👍
HE SOUNDS LIKE AN UNCLE VINNY😂😂
"I win like a million dollars". I like this guy
Bozo nr 1 bozo nr 2 got me off guard
Nobody makes shorts like B Money poker I love it
Ayyy thanks so much
“I won like, A million dollars!” Flashes $1580 on screen
I thought this was blackjack until the river popped up lmao
You gotta be hard in denial to say "I'm shaking LIKE an addict" 😭
Damn, that got ME excited. Just one more hand dude.
Bozo number 1 got me
It’s one session that never ends don’t understand why people don’t get this
Dude said I don’t play the odds, I play the man 😎😮💨
Bros thinks are Jotaro Kujo 💀💀💀
I never got off a poker table without All-Inning blind! When about to leave I say to everyone All-in BLIND. Sometimes I win, sometimes I loose 😂😂😂
I don't understand poker at all. But for some reason these are so fun to watch.
The doomed man's prayer
"I just got to get back to zero"
Bro relly said "Work smarter Not harder"💀💀
imagine him narrating this in realtime and being oblivious to it
The reason you shouldn't play when you're about to cash out is because if you play "just one more hand" it becomes easier to let yourself play another, and another, until you lose everything you were going to cash out with.
casually tryin' Jotaro strats💀💀
The k3 shove is crazy
*me seeing 21 right away*
BLACKJACK
sees the chip stacks for bets
"This is poker" 😂😂
ohh i like the commentary loop
Bro is a good gambler
the one who raised initially across from the dealer DEFINITELY looked at his cards. but congrats though on the all in preflop
He did look at his cards, but you’ll notice he already put the $40 out prior to even receiving his cards. At the start of the video he had only been dealt 1 card so far and you can see his money was already committed
I need to see a full table of poker tubers playing and watch each pov
This dude got a gambling addiction
I love the way you say words like dollars and cards
Bro is a master💀
That hand was the Cats Pajamas!
Bro went all in on a king and 3 😅
His Caaads 😂
Nice wins with ace high
I was in the exact same spot, was winning around 4k, racked my chips, had a look on my last hand I had red KK, to cut a long story short after a raise and re raise i went all in got snapped by a guy (the only one covering me on the table) who had black KK he won with a four liner to a flush, nice night!!
“I win like a million dollaz!” 😂
Bozo number 1 is me! 😂
"my hands are shaking like I'm an addict"
My brother in christ, you ARE an addict