what your honkai star rail main says about you (it's personal)
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if you main jing yuan you think he looks like kazuhas dead bf and have a theory that honkai star rail characters are dead genshin players
I’m Serval & Tingyun for real
I haven't played through the game fully yet, but before playing like 6 months before release, I looked through the character descriptions and immediately had Arlan as my favorite character. We look alike so I could cosplay him and he seems sweet and possibly strong. If I get him, I will probably main him
Can you call the og star rail trio as team 7 hahaha
I am a serval main
Himeko in HSR: *addicted to coffee*
Himeko in HI3: *addicted to alcohol*
THATS SO TRUEEEE
Well, alcohol really can make you dead
what a difference having your mentor and all your friends die makes...
you did not just do that her lmao@@Smilejpg-kb4uz
I rather drink coffee than alcohol
I don't need a therapist, I need Kafka
I don't need Kafka, I need her attacks.
You don't need sleep, you need Kafka?
and that's the reason why you need a therapist
So, are you a Kafka haver now?
I need kafka in me
the glove march is wearing is an archery glove, the reason it only covers the first 3 finger is due to how archers draw their bows. we only use the index through ring fingers, and the point of the glove is to protect those fingers because that bow string is HARD on the hand and fingers. after about 20 or so arrows my hand is starting to give me attitude lol
I legit was just going to put this, good on you for being spot on.
i was actually about to comment that because when i saw it i got so excited because it's one of those details that it takes a bit of background knowledge to include!!
I remember one time I went for archery, I was given those and kinda got the gist of what to do 😆😅
Found the Bronya main! (>///x///
Archer here and I didn't notice until now, thanks for pointing it out!
I love how quickly this list changed from "what your main says about you" to Mina just outing herself with every character that showed up after each transition (or lack thereof)
I feel like something important was missing for the MC slide. "your ideal living space is a dumpster" Because I think it's becoming apparent that Stelle and Caelus are both spiritually and aesthetically raccoons. xD
They'd both get along great with vortigen.
You, you get it, their spirit animal are a raccoon and we love them for that
Considering how often I shower and the state of my room I am not entirely far off from this lol
You’re a prophet.
"Your wallets would not have survived if you had to pull these characters"
Hoyoverse making Imbibitor Lunae: "Write that down, write that down!"
At first seeing Kafka I was like, "She kinda hot." and moved on. But after I saw her ult, my mind automatically played *slam credit card meme* nonstop.
hate the fact THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WENT THROUGH
this as well, ffs. I was like "nice character design, Makima vibes but ok". And then she literally goes "BOOM!" on her ult and I am now saving up pulls even if I never save them.
LMAO SAME
happens to like most people xD
…so am I the only one who sees Kafka as a potential mother figure
I am proud to say, welt was the first person on my list once i met him. I love his whole design, and also, i love that, while he is the dad of the group, hes just as adventurous as the trio.
im so mad ive wanted him since DAY ONE and i still havent gotten him i need the hot grandpa
@@gyomeihimejima3982 bro i wanted welt so bad i _grinded the normal banner_
i skipped _fu xuan_ so i could grind the normal banner
welt defined the halfway point of my time in hsr
@@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 i did the same thing and i dont regret it ONE BIT he's like permanent in most my teams (besides dot.) hes so good fr
Kafka named the mc and also help in the mc's creation, therefore Kafka is undeniably our mommy.
@@camellivesmatter sorry but I reject your opinion. Silverwolf is a weird uncle. maybe a sibling.
@@panthinox7806 silverwolf is the goofy aunt, kafka is the mommy
@@camellivesmatter don't worry I'll be your ally in this
Yes mommy Kafka
Personally, I play Clara because she deserves all the hugs and I will find a way to give them to her.
YES THANK YOU PROTECT THE ONLY TRUE CHILD
kafka almost kissed us, dan heng almost kissed us, can himeko be next pls
I will accept nothing less than full-on tongue with Himeko by this point 😂
no
@@toriestrella right not even just making out. In lingerie too.
Me, a proud Clara main, watching the video: "No, you don't understand. I am not Clara in this relationship, i am Svarog and i WILL PUNCH YOUR FACE IF YOU DARE BREATHE IN THE GENERAL VICINITY OF MY DEAREST. But hey, no hard feelings."
Welt is a gigachad, and people who are sleeping on him suffer at their peril. Only source of imaginary damage, slows enemies and hits HARD for a "support" character. Love welt.
Ah a fellow enjoyer of our little animator friend!
YES WELT FANS RISE UP
W take
Once I get my f2p team(consisting of Fire Mc, Asta, Dan Heng and Natasha) raised to max lvl I will immidently pour everything into Welt. He will be very essential for my DoT team with Sampo and Kafka 👌👌
bruh no lie welt with seele is very useful, I replaced Asta for him and he seems better, (Why speed characters when you can slow AND hurt enemies lmao)
She's right about Natasha's dialogue option I actually picked every flirty option for her🤣
I like how Himeko in HSR is caffeine addict while she was a alcohol addict in HI3
Who says she can't be both? We all know what happens to most after drinking too much of her "special coffee".
Deadass Stella/Caelus is the closest we'll get to MC characterization from Hoyo like from _Far Cry 3._
It's like they let us allow to give in to our implusive thoughts and let the personality *_BREATHE._*
Clara not having shoes but needing to have a powerful escort robot is a pretty intense statement about the underworld in this game
Actually there's a story bit you can get that reveals she was given shoes but doesn't wear them because she twists her ankles when she tries to wear shoes.
It's a good excuse for her to be carried by Svarog :)
Just like me frfr
As a soon-to-be Jing boi main, accurate. I saw the trailer where he’s sleeping and there’s birds on his head, and knew immediately that he was the one.
For those who love Himeko and or Himeko havers. Her Chapter 9 sword is an easter egg in the Space Station, the description you get changes depending if you use Himeko or someone else when interacting with it.
Oh I did not know this :O
It still hurts
Chapter 8
whats a chapter 9 sword?
@@amxya1337 the Himeko from Honkai Impact Third uses a specific greatsword in Chapter Nine of the story, I won’t say much else because Chapter Nine is full of spoilers
When I saw the first ones for Clara I was like this is not me and BOOM “abandonment issues” and I’ve never been called out harder UNTIL “please wear shoes stinky”
Judging us for our main. I remember a certain Nikkie video where someone’s eyes were focused on other “assets”🤨🤨
the fact that you got no response is just her admitting that you are right
As a Jing Yuan main, yes, he is the reason I started playing. Him and Tingyun basically pulled me into this game.
Was not expecting Herta's to be that accurate. Reminded me I haven't seen my friends since Christmas 💀
WHAT
When you said Jing Yuan is the reason we will try the game is so true for me, didnt have intention of trying HSR until I saw him and now im in love with the game 🎉
I'm a Seele, and Bronya main because of how good they are. I saw her hit 1 million and became a meta slave. I wanted a team full of men... Oh, well... For the most part, the Seele description was pretty accurate. In the Twitter event there was about how alike you are with Seele I got 9/10. I ain't gay nor a bottom. My best friend knows that. She's like Bronya...
I'm a main of them both solely because Honkai Impact-
@@JC14minecraft that's also a factor. Bronseele for life!
@@Iwbsjdbkd I lost my 50/50 to Bronya (early 20 in). I guess Bronya came home cause I have Seele's personality? Don't mind losing to Bronya nor getting Eidolons for her.
this is what mina meant when she said you don't know you're in a relationship huh...
I main both of them because I pulled them on accident... (Hoyo just wants me to be a Seele and Bronya main in both Honkai Universe😒)
the part about jing yuan is so painfully accurate
Jing Yuan was definitely true LOL. I saw him in the commercial and I absolutely started to play to realize he isn’t playable yet.
It's fine, we get three extra weeks to save up for him 😚
the kafka thumbnail instantly dragged me in and did not disappoint. also the adult models for the mc's are so real
I usually play with the Traiblazer, but I almost got every 5 Star of the standard banner, just missing Welt and Clara, but I don't feel like using them because I have to learn how to properly use them, so I'm stuck with Trailblazer, March, Dan Heng, and Bronya. It's easier to use them
that jingyuan was so accurate, he is the reason i installed the game.
same! i hated HSR when the first couple of previews launched, kafkas burst, the world designs, the characters voices and splash art being revealed, i hated it all but jing yuan
As a herta main I’d say everything is completely accurate except for the ghosting part because I do ghost people a lot but it’s not on purpose I just have too much social anxiety that I can talk to them after the first time we meet 😭
As a Welt main and future Luocha main, I hereby represent all us peeps who were annoyed Hoyo decided no playable male chars in Honkai Impact 3rd. Also got Welt first 10 pull on beginner banner so Welt loves me too. 🥳
I can't wait to become a Luocha main and be seen as problematic since he's the alternate version of Otto. 😎
I’m a March 7th main and this is so accurate. She’s in all of my teams and I pair her with Preservation Trailblazer, Seele, and someone to also attack on their weaknesses.
Yesss finally! A march 7th main! Been looking for this comment ^♡^ shes so adorable, funny, cute, sweet!
@@N3hmo_F1sh I CAN NEVER GET THAT SOUND OF HER IN THE PARTY SET UP GOING “You’re coming with? I’m keeping score!” TO THE TRAILBLAZER OUT OF MY HEAD TOO! She’s just to wholesome.
@kenziemason6666 LOL I haven't taken her out of my party once, so I don't really know her party setup voicelines 😅
Buuuut, I do have "Check out this awesome move!" ingrained in my head until the end of time :)
Me: Literally loved Yanqing the moment I saw him
Also me looking at my top 5 favorite Genshin characters: Xiao, Raiden, Kazuha, Lumine, Yelan…
Yup! that’s definitely a Xingqiu! 👍
Me who likes him for reminding me of Bennett~
Don’t be fool by his cute charm. That’s gonna be a murderous, betray-ous madman in the future. We still don’t know how close of a character he is now compare to he was in HI3rd universe. Still, his bratty-ness still ticked a lot of people often
@@tirworks7311 he hits hard that's all I need to love him 😂
I was called out too hard lmao, I do like my little shits and my genshin main is Xingqiu😹
@@YuriAoi same i love xingqiu and will die for him so when I saw yanqing I instinctively love him they will forever be my main❤️
The Jing Yuan part... I feel called out. Almost everything is true. Although I did not think about the lion before, now that you pitched that idea, I want it too.
Hmm... when he has his re-run, would it be possible to get the lion somehow...? 😂
The "you have an extrovert nerd friend that adopted you" felt personal
"her voice makes your knees weak"
Actully it does something diffrent!
Dang, I'm maining Arlan (love his animations and gameplay mechanics, the nerf was deserved but I'm salty), and you shot me through the head with that phone background joke!
'colonize my ass' is my new favourite phrase
I didnt consider myself a Bronya main but this presentation made me confront the fact she hasnt left my party since I got her.
100% accurate
WHY WAS SERVAL SO ACCURATE I’m literally a British music nerd
Me: **A rare Arlan main**
“This is not a character that people are gonna main”
Me: *Adiós* ✌️
As a person who gets attached to characters very easily, I may be considered a simp 😅
HELLO FELLOW ARLAN , my beloved, he’s gorgeous , I’m a razor main too, so it’s a theme xd
Arlan mains rise up 🤝
The only reason I was ok with getting Bailu was to keep him alive
I have literally been trying to get him since the game came out. No luck. Once I do get him, however, I am maining him.
i decided to try getting him purely out of being a contrarian and just got hooked on his design and play style
my favorites being bronya, serval, natasha, and kafka :
MOMMY ISSUES??
Me a heterosexual maining Bronya and Seele: quess I'm gay now
this comment is late... so be it
4:13 that is an archery glove, used to protect the string pulling hand. since most archery techniques doesnt involve the pinky, so the glove itself doesnt have pinky.
You could have pulled the Raven Card for Natasha too you know, saying "you wanted to be pampered by raven so you went to Natasha to do it"
"seele mains: ur gay"
also her: "STEP ON ME KAFKA MOMMY!!!"
"You will risk it all for him"
AS BLADE MAIN, I agree. I will sacrifice everything including his hubby Jing Yuan for him. Wife always wins.
let's keep the H3rd degen same-sex shipping there please.
ur so right
“If you don’t reach out to your friends, you don’t have friends”
Yes
Dan Heng already has a leaked 5* version. Don't worry, we will be pulling hard for 5* march and dan
I am going to take Welt when I hit that 300 pity pick. His Japanese VA is pretty much the best.
Helps I already have Bronya Seele and Gepard, living that F2P dream.
Never have I agreed harder with a "What your Main says about you" video, 99,99% based tastes.
Subscribed.
I shall be expecting an updated version in the future
Yes, ch. 9 haunts me and I am depressed about my beloved Himeko. Addicted to caffeine? I guess but not really and about the mommy issues...I hate to mention that I had a self discovery that I may actually have mommy issues on discord so overall it's accurate. Thanks Mina for calling me out like this. T^T
Well that aside, this was a great video. Keep up the amazing work Mina. We'll be supporting you all the way. ^-^
I never knew monas va was asta and that makes so much sense because I loved monas voice immediately in genshin and it was the same with asta
Tbh I think honkai star rail is way more suited for an anime than genshin
"Your so excited to finally play with him!" - Mina 2033, probally sus
As an Arlan main i feel like a rare breed of player lol
high-five, fellow Arlan main!
gonna be honest you were completely right about dan heng mains i could relate to pretty much everything (cpr scene at the beginning my beloved). you were also right when you said no one likes welt, i wanted him at first, and then i had him and he was my first 5 star, and he was so shit so i never used him, even tho i have an eidolon for him (literally the unluckiest thing for a f2p trying to get something good. id honestly take any of the other standard 5 stars, at least i like the look of the ones i wouldnt play)
The trailblazer man was so accurate for me- I have a f2p I lost my 50/50 to Gepard when I was pulling for Seele, and yes I am living how expressive they are!! Love them both no matter what!
Luocha: Baby I'm not even here, I'm just a hallucination
As a Welt simp I'm amazed by how many things you got right abt me lmao, I rerolled 4 accounts until I finally got him and I'm only wishing on the standard banner to try to get his c6 someday, I've been waiting so many years for this and it still doesn't look real
i love Welt its actually unhealthy...
i wanna drink tea with him or smt, cos i dont uh simp for characters like that. its VERY rare for me to simp. but Welt and Luocha is very close to making me cross that line :3
I absolutely adored both Qingque and Sushang at the start, and I really wanted to main either one of those two, but the game keeps on giving me Pela constellations. Tbh it was destined to be, the amount of fanfic pop ups I have, it’s like the game was calling Pela to me 😭
Same! I got her from the guarantee bit but e3. LET ME GAMBLE DAMMIT
im a british oldest sibling who is quite intelligent, plays a few instruments and knows tons of songs. and im a serval main. Fuck, she right about everything.
Yeah, I main MC, and I want Kafka, so I'll stock up on tickets and I'll put them in the same team. And yeah, I already put Arlan and Asta in the same team too ! you can't stop me !
16:19 the way that I KNEW she was gonna say something about xingqiu, but surprise surprise, my favorite genshin character is kazuha!
Clara is my main.
But I don’t main Clara for Clara.
I main Clara for Svorag.
SVORAG BEST WAIFU!
as a trailblazer main, the "lost the 50/50" made this a perssonal attack
This video made me feel so personally attacked I love it.
Please make more in the future
I decided to main Pela since I thought was cute. Now I realized that maybe I like her since she reminds me so much of my younger self when I was very much into reading fanfics and shipping 😅
Bruh, I’m a March 7th main, and literally every single thing she said is completely true for me
I really missed Himeko, never cried so much from a video game before Honkai! SO YES THAT CHAPTER DOES HAUNT MY DREAMS
As a Tingyun main I didn’t question as to why she was a 4 star bc I know my luck is bad and I’m broke but I was so happy when i got her because she was so pretty
Me: *An Arlan Main*
8:50
Me:*Looks at my Astolfo Home Screen Wallpaper*
Me:Holy Shit
Ironically i really really wanted Tingyun for the afformentioned reasons and she is the only 4-Star i haven't got to this day
That March one almost read me like a book... damn... Even the Yoimiya bit.
now, listen... I love march 7th as a character, but you didn't need to call me out like this and describe me as a human being
"You are going to main March." She hasn't been on my team since I pulled Bailu.
Everyone's talking about Tingyun but no one's talking about Yukong smh Give the older fox lady some love
She got me laughing at myself when she started talking about Arlan. he's the only four star I don't have and I want him and his light cone and he's the back on the my computer.... And I made an album dedicated to him taking screenshots and everything...i'm simp. And I'm New Here! She torn to me real good😭
Himeko... hit hard... and si did chapter 9.
Also the fact that she straight up said im a puppy felt mid af
Bro, I refuse to play any fight without Luocha, Clara, and Blade lmao.
I am a proud Tingyun main
I thought that I was going to be safe from the roasts because I'm a Dr. Ratio main, BUT LITERALLY EVERYTHING YOU SAID ABOUT DAN HENG MAINS COULD APPLY TO ME LOL. I main him for so many reasons, he's such a great character. He saved my life by being the Imaginary type I needed, too. Judge or nah
I love yanqing he’s so helpful and cute 🥰😭 I am forever greatful to the Honkai devs
what's crazy is that i really enjoy march 7th in my teams so i was interested on what Mina would say, and then she talks about our genshin mains being yoimiya or hu tao... shit- i've been made! aboard the mission!
20:30
As someone who was hardcore saving since day 1, yes.
"No one's gonna main his a**"
Me, who fully intends to fit Arlan on a team somewhere and use him as much as possible once I finally get him:
Dong, because that CPR made me feel the ways I never experienced.
The only-pinky glove is for her bow. Archers wear special gloves
As a short adult myself (I'm 157 cm, convert it to whatever metric system you use lol), I'm tired of hearing that only tall character models can be considered adults 😭. Short adults exist too!
**Starts video**
"Nah, she won't ever get this right. "
**Waits for Natasha and Kafka takes**
"Well fuck..."
THE SAMPO ONE IS WAY TOO ACCURATE😭😭😭 me and my friends don’t talk for a week and I’m coming back having committed 4 different war crimes, 12 counts of arson, and went to the ER at least 2 times
7:30 people not wanting Welt? Thats crazy....i was crazy once...
4:36 I suck at math…
4:45 I’m the Introvert friend who adopted my Extrovert friend 😅
I'm also in love with Herta's gameplay and love March 7th voicelines
hit the sub button because of 4+1 reasons
1: I have all the 5S chars but BRONYA FOR NO REASON GDMNIT; somehow you kinda described my personality except for im straight
2: Ying has released HSR pronounciations
3: 0 BIAS WHATSOEVER YEAHSURE (sorry but I hate Kafka ever since I've barely defeated them on HSU world 4
4: I never ever had a realization of being SO damn lucky because my second 20x warp... was Gepard and I have never played mihoyo games ever before.
yeah, anybody else wouldve launched into space with my Dream's luck but now that I've been playing since 10th of May in the game, not a dime in donation part.
b u t
I HAVE F I V E 5S CHARS IN ROSTER AND IDK HOW. also
5: your humor is lovely, gotta love it when you roast everyone but with being self-aware. naisu
I felt called out alright when she said my phone was cracked XD