My favorite unhinged asmr title: "your boyfriend chokes on dorito and dies while listening to vtuber cover asmr (but you're in another room at a party)"
3:26 Reminds me of when a former WWII Veteran who served on the USS Iowa battleship was shown a picture of KanColle Iowa. He laughed and said that had the art been around during his time, she would have definitely been a pin-up, moreso for the sailors who love their ship. Also reminds me of the possibly apocryphal story when Chuck Yeager was shown his musume'fied self in Strike Witches, he was reported to have been proud that he got the biggest rack out of all the others musume'd the same way.
5:40 ... Not gonna lie, I'm starved enough for hugs, would. And of course, I'm a lifelong explosives enthusiast, and going out in a large smoking crater would be fabulous. 😎
6:00 Maybe my opinion would change if she stood up and I saw more, but momma still looks good to me. Why yes, Mei is my favorite Overwatch character. How did you know?
6:43 To quote right out of My Hero Academia: "Of course I am not happy that you were happy when you killed someone using my ability! Why would I?" (Because for once somebody truly appreciated you.) It's still incredible that Toga, as deranged as she is - her whole I am NOT miserable shtick - on top of what her quirk _is_ , had the tact to not say that.
Seeing as Ranma is getting remade, the Ryoga vs Zoro fight over who can get lost the fastest, and the oddest is going to be epic for a while, I hope. Though I am not looking forwards to people saying it was Zoro's thing first.
Eating 3 months expired yoghurt... weak We had 4 YEARS expired yoghurt in our fridge once After I ate the first *_I WENT AND GOT THE 2ND ONE TOO_* Didn't feel ill, no vomiting no funny taste Guess I'm just built different
tbf: The plastic cup had no dents no rips and the lid was undamaged. It just stood there untouched in stasis for *_at least 4 years_* Consistency was just like fresh Yoghurt 9/10, would eat again if undamaged
5:40 - me, who knows how to disable this specific type of bomb and carries small wirecutters on person: * devious smile * Explanation: when studying "handworking" classes (I forgot how it translates to english, but it's basically where they teach you to use saws, grindstones, etc.) when we reached Electronics stage, teacher decided to pull a prank and got us THAT type of vest for demonstration, without the explosives obviously. And, funnily enough, it was that exactly-looking rig. But yeah, he sure pranked us when he opened the coat, ngl. Former military people have a very.... Risky sense of humour.
@@aknight7642 wait untill I tell you how that old coot died. He saved a my former clasmate (a gal) from a robber, and got stabbed 3 times..... And he only died a week later from liver cancer. Like, not the stab wounds, not the concussion from being hit on a head by said robber, but this thing. And the funniest part - that dry as a prune old man held the criminal long enough for police to cuff him. Ex-millitary people are literally built different.
Noble, I appreciate your videos, but more so, I appreciate you, and the great characters you provide, like Duros the greatest wholesome knight, and Damian the awesome Cyborg! And then there's your weirdly fun personality characters, like the advertisement guy! You are amazing!
7:22 "Lemme tell you what - I saw a lot of cake at twitch-con because, like, the exhibitors boot, like, uh, lobby I guess, had cake for all the exhibitors to actually eat every single day, and they had big slices of cake, there was a lot of cake, I had A LOT of cake, it was free.. it was cake..." LP is talking about normal cake, right? Because I'm having doubts.
5:37 Reminds me of Mary Steinberg from no guns life. A forgotten gem of Wife-fu. A young engineer who does maintenance on Extends. Mary is sadly a forgotten WEFU.
I wanted enough the hug. I commissioned 4 artist to draw her and Lefty. Only 2 NSFW 2 action. She was awesome in the show. No Guns Life should have gotten more love. Same for Mary. "More LOVE!"
Our short king noble! We shall raise you up and make you taller! 😂 nah but seriously thank you for all of your great content I’ve been watching you since your rooster noble days and it’s been a wild ride I’m 18 now going into college and I want to thank you for everything your videos have done for me
1:45 around 15 years ago, I piled my Magic cards on my desk and my cats spilled them all onto the floor. I was too lazy to pick tem up and left them there for weeks. I was also a dumb-ass that only cleaned the litterbox once a week. Soooooooo, the cards served as an alternative litterbox for a while. Once I finally noticed, over 1000$ of cards were lost. 😖
"I stared at the screen and made myself look like a clown then trunk-kun had other ideas. How I met your mother and ruled the kingdom with an OP ability when I got turned into an Eevee with a foxgirl waifu!!"
"What's with the attitude from this lost child?" -Saitama
I prefer the "What's with this sassy lost child?" wording
9:20 Noble: my roommate's car definitely eats _crowns._
Super Crowns? Explains the gijinka
At first I thought he miss-poke, then I heard him say crowns a second time
That's just how he deadass says crayons
Heavy is the head that eats the crayon
2:28 More like "Noble has Neko Nyoble flashbacks"
a better one would be "That time Noble was reincarnated as a jelly filled donuts"
Noble after recording, starts throwing things at his partners chest while telling her it's for scientific research. He's not lying.
Noble petting his stuffed eevee collection asmr. The answer was right there behind you Noble
My favorite unhinged asmr title: "your boyfriend chokes on dorito and dies while listening to vtuber cover asmr (but you're in another room at a party)"
Mine was "boyfriend gets in a carcrash and heckin dies".
Unhinged anime rp asmr is my favorite genre.
OMG not the Numi CPR cover in the background 😂😂
The "music playing from another room" and "music coming out of a cave" modifiers on videos are pretty good though
That’s up there with the “Springtrap fucks the shit out of you” asmr
Omg, I love that one! It’s one of my favorites!
Booba is power
Booba is salvation
Booba is also great content material😌
Nice to touch as well, like large, warm, flesh balloons mostly full of water with a little bit of air
🤦🏾♀️
@@DaughterofAnubis what does this mean? Just curious, not trying to cause an argument
@@ZenithPeak1 Just don’t want to answer that question of yours but the poem that person wrote as a comment is just a bit dumb.
God bless Fubiki and Mizuki
@0:38 Fat man here, can confirm; sometimes stuff will just bounce off. >.>
As someone who have a chunky husband, so true
True
Another fat man here... I agree as well
About the sun meme, it's time to grab Auriel's Bow and some Bloodcursed Elven Arrow ;)
If only it were real...
3:26 Reminds me of when a former WWII Veteran who served on the USS Iowa battleship was shown a picture of KanColle Iowa. He laughed and said that had the art been around during his time, she would have definitely been a pin-up, moreso for the sailors who love their ship. Also reminds me of the possibly apocryphal story when Chuck Yeager was shown his musume'fied self in Strike Witches, he was reported to have been proud that he got the biggest rack out of all the others musume'd the same way.
4:14 Juno was mad, he knew he'd been had
So he shot at the sun with a gun
So I guess the Airbags jokes are real
That Vegeta fry hair was outstanding, and that is a lot of cake. Wow, plus Zoro getting lost is a perfect meme always.
5:40 ... Not gonna lie, I'm starved enough for hugs, would.
And of course, I'm a lifelong explosives enthusiast, and going out in a large smoking crater would be fabulous. 😎
1:50 so called magic the gathering fans when they have to actually gather their magic
Can't be mana screwed if you run Eldrazi Artifacts tron
2:49 This is me fr, especially after I ate too much cheese after eating expired chocolate and getting food poisoning!!!
2:56 That's where you're wrong Noble. You need to crouch for easy dump.
6:00 Maybe my opinion would change if she stood up and I saw more, but momma still looks good to me.
Why yes, Mei is my favorite Overwatch character. How did you know?
Beyond the cake,
The last chainsaw man went real hard.
🎩
🐍 no step on snek!🇭🇰🇺🇸
6:43 To quote right out of My Hero Academia:
"Of course I am not happy that you were happy when you killed someone using my ability! Why would I?"
(Because for once somebody truly appreciated you.) It's still incredible that Toga, as deranged as she is - her whole I am NOT miserable shtick - on top of what her quirk _is_ , had the tact to not say that.
"hopefully they dont turn diseases into anime"
ever heard of Cell At Work and Cell At Work Black?
Seeing as Ranma is getting remade, the Ryoga vs Zoro fight over who can get lost the fastest, and the oddest is going to be epic for a while, I hope.
Though I am not looking forwards to people saying it was Zoro's thing first.
Eating 3 months expired yoghurt... weak
We had 4 YEARS expired yoghurt in our fridge once
After I ate the first
*_I WENT AND GOT THE 2ND ONE TOO_*
Didn't feel ill, no vomiting no funny taste
Guess I'm just built different
Nah fam, that shiz became cheese
That one Flintstone Vitamin was working overtime.
tbf: The plastic cup had no dents no rips and the lid was undamaged. It just stood there untouched in stasis for *_at least 4 years_*
Consistency was just like fresh Yoghurt
9/10, would eat again if undamaged
As long as the seal doesn't break much, yogurt should be fine. It's like cheese, in that what would spoil milk just makes yogurt more yogurt.
Iron stomach scavenger genes
5:16
Best offbrand, change my mind.
Now if only those geneticists in Japan could get the full budget…
The fluff is good but the story is a no no for me
name pleas?
@@doktorcz4203 Kuroinu
@@doktorcz4203 Kuroinu
3:47 OMG that Jeff Dunham's Walter puppet came to life
5:40 - me, who knows how to disable this specific type of bomb and carries small wirecutters on person:
* devious smile *
Explanation: when studying "handworking" classes (I forgot how it translates to english, but it's basically where they teach you to use saws, grindstones, etc.) when we reached Electronics stage, teacher decided to pull a prank and got us THAT type of vest for demonstration, without the explosives obviously. And, funnily enough, it was that exactly-looking rig. But yeah, he sure pranked us when he opened the coat, ngl. Former military people have a very.... Risky sense of humour.
Damn spy tf2, that’s quite the story.
@@aknight7642 wait untill I tell you how that old coot died.
He saved a my former clasmate (a gal) from a robber, and got stabbed 3 times.....
And he only died a week later from liver cancer. Like, not the stab wounds, not the concussion from being hit on a head by said robber, but this thing. And the funniest part - that dry as a prune old man held the criminal long enough for police to cuff him.
Ex-millitary people are literally built different.
@@TheDoomsdayzonerholy cow, I guess they are.
5:40 maybe she just wants to hang out, smoke weed, drink some Diet Coke and play some Burnout Revenge on the PS2, you don’t know.
When somebody comments about you being short, that's when you go into Edward Elric mode 😂
That card spill almost gave me a heart attack.
Noble, I appreciate your videos, but more so, I appreciate you, and the great characters you provide, like Duros the greatest wholesome knight, and Damian the awesome Cyborg! And then there's your weirdly fun personality characters, like the advertisement guy! You are amazing!
The meme on 2:51 is so f#$king related. I always hit a similar pose every single time on the toilet when I get the worst stomach pain every time 🙃🥲
Tatsumaki proving why petite is justice.
Amen 😆
7:22 "Lemme tell you what - I saw a lot of cake at twitch-con because, like, the exhibitors boot, like, uh, lobby I guess, had cake for all the exhibitors to actually eat every single day, and they had big slices of cake, there was a lot of cake, I had A LOT of cake, it was free.. it was cake..."
LP is talking about normal cake, right? Because I'm having doubts.
Considering Bao was there, in a skintight vaporeon hoodie+short shorts combo, yeah I have my doubts about which cakes hes talking about!
@@ShinryuMasaki skintight vaporeon hoodie? sheeeeesh
Thank you I really like this one very chill and relaxing to watch after a full on week of exam just watching you and laugh make me forget the stress.
3:25 He's definitely smiling so big because he had the thought "I've been inside that ship"
3:26 Now I wanna see an American vet react to his ship.
Im going "the thinker" pose when my stomachache starts pestering me
5:37 Reminds me of Mary Steinberg from no guns life. A forgotten gem of Wife-fu. A young engineer who does maintenance on Extends.
Mary is sadly a forgotten WEFU.
I wanted enough the hug. I commissioned 4 artist to draw her and Lefty. Only 2 NSFW 2 action. She was awesome in the show.
No Guns Life should have gotten more love. Same for Mary. "More LOVE!"
@noble I liked this one
8:16 As someone who went to Brazil for the Eagles Packers NFL season opener, can confirm booba growth occurs in Brazil
ASMR titles are the new Isekai Titles. lmao
Our short king noble! We shall raise you up and make you taller! 😂 nah but seriously thank you for all of your great content I’ve been watching you since your rooster noble days and it’s been a wild ride I’m 18 now going into college and I want to thank you for everything your videos have done for me
2:56 I believe the squatting position is best for pooping, but our toilets are designed to be a "seat" which is comfort over practicality/health.
4:04 There already IS a book about "dictators of the world" got turned into anime girls.
"Anime told the truth for once"
Wait........you mean I can't turn into a Super Saiyan with big luxurious blonde hair?????😱
Just like the famous quote Whitebeard said The booba, THE ANIME BOOBA PHYSICS ARE REALLLLLLLLLLLL😂
7:52
*That singlehandedly brightened my day and as a self taught artist I found it quite wholesome*
5:20 This version would be 1,000 time better than whatever slop Amazon made.
OK, Noble: time to admit it: i liked this video very much. just say "Thanks" to Cino for his great work.
1:58 as a Magic The Gathering addict i find that joke to be slightly funny. when is say addict i have spent over $2,000 and have over 50,000 cards
Thanks for the memes!
Also... I love Tatsumaki...
I agree, 7 Eleven in Japan are the goat.
There was barely more than 2 days we didn't go into one when my dad and I were in Japan back in 2012.
4:25 Juno, is that you?
Noble, you're not a weeb man, you're a Weebtuber!
Thank you for the video!
1:45 around 15 years ago, I piled my Magic cards on my desk and my cats spilled them all onto the floor. I was too lazy to pick tem up and left them there for weeks. I was also a dumb-ass that only cleaned the litterbox once a week. Soooooooo, the cards served as an alternative litterbox for a while. Once I finally noticed, over 1000$ of cards were lost. 😖
2:35 noble attempting to come up with an ad friendly asmr
9:07 I mean there really isn't much of a difference
The most random ASMR I've ever done is one of Jotaro leaving his wife, the listener, for a voodoo dolphin named Phyllis.
2:31 A gnome eating a popsicle inside a truck after being rejected by his troll mommy ASMR.
Took me 6 seconds
I hope people know that Tornado is the eldest sister while Blizzard is the younger sister. Also Tornado is just short not a kid.
Noble bro, I haven't watched your videos in 5 years
Sometimes I think. What WOULD a normal day shopping with Tatsumaki look like?
2:52 I jump up on the seat and squat like L in gremlin mode, works pretty well
Noble, I like this one
there request granted
I recognize that Elf also my friend you are a man of culture. Maybe the back of that cover art the blonde one will be there. Wink Wink
3:59 TH-camrs, futere gatchs will have ms beast and jackiesepctoeye
11:03 Finally, he admits that he’s short!
3:45 Well, technically he was already on top of her and inside of her.
That japanese soldier had a "I was inside of her" face XD
1:32 yeah- the one time I’ve tried frozen yogurt I threw up, either from food poisoning or from eating too much froyo xd
"I stared at the screen and made myself look like a clown then trunk-kun had other ideas. How I met your mother and ruled the kingdom with an OP ability when I got turned into an Eevee with a foxgirl waifu!!"
Zoro never goes where anyone wants, only to where he is needed XD
If I ever meet noble, I’m going to say “Wow you’re taller in person!” :)
Because shes the oldest and the shortest
oh don't get me even started on those two
1:43 Seeing that hurt me alot (sorry if my grama is wrong. I´m not good in english.)
9:58 yes, signalis poster.... Approved.
4:00 did you forget about Corona Chan already?
1:56 Card backs left corner in the rim of the doorframe. Yugioh
1:43 I felt actual pain from this
Actuallly the Natural pose would be like in those old japanese floor toilets
So squatting
4:19 .....my reaction...Mirko...my beloved
4:27 it's an Romanian dish called (mamaliga) Noble if you want to try it just go to a restaurant with the Romanian Traditional theme.
9:30 As a Marine, What's wrong with eating crayons? They're tasty snacks. 😢
1:49 run. That building is bouta be bursting with millenia old monsters. Run. Or don't, if we have the same taste😏
Nah seeing booba from that angle would make happy fr fr
DBZ-Characters are watching their own show on TV? reminds me a bit of that one old gag from "Spaceballs".
8:17
... You don't know if you want it to get bigger?... Man, go for it, then you will have your megamilk shirt accurate for once ^^
Aria too strong. Bless the bounce.
DBZ watching DBZ scene has to he edited...but if not that's pretty good XD Anyways keep up the amazing videos Noble
Anime is more truthful than most like to admit.
“Where my hug at?”
5:40 my genuine reaction
Hey noble! I like this one!
ASMR title, Boy isekai's as a hypnotic python, now he has to wrangle vore every girl he can see in order to survive.
4:21 Junk was mad, he knew he’d been had
Juno*
The goofy asmr are so funny. Whats it, Femboy falls down the stairs. I laughed for so damn long. And there is another about spilling coffee.
5:35 hey I get a hug from a girl and get to unalive I see this as a double win
Jiggle Physics also includes when stuff bounces onto the Oppai like a trampoline.
1:43 Oh no, is that _water_ on that landing in the stairwell? It definitely Looks wet
"You think Ochako would do that?"
Probably. I mean Toga is "the cutest girl in the world". And I'm inclined to agree.