How Jet lost his V-Card the worst way possible - Hydewars

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  • @carolinekinney6318
    @carolinekinney6318 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

    how old is this video?

    • @MDClips00
      @MDClips00  11 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      Holy shit its CK. its 4 years old
      btw Brian is a king

    • @alexmercer936
      @alexmercer936 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@MDClips00lmao

    • @dig_limited
      @dig_limited 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      So jet is only 25?

    • @adriansullivan4433
      @adriansullivan4433 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I was thinking the same thing, hearing Sam talk to Jet like he barely knows him is so weird and funny

  • @Fishtankshill
    @Fishtankshill 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +704

    Utterly Neptunian

    • @alstewart3540
      @alstewart3540 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      what does this mean

    • @CannedClorox
      @CannedClorox 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      @@alstewart3540 somewhere between nothing and a lot

    • @Fung43
      @Fung43 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      Neptunian is thinking “at least it’s behind a paywall so no one’s gonna see it”

  • @inkspotdevil194
    @inkspotdevil194 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +445

    Early Jet looks so much more human, more real, the work has changed him

    • @bumbaclot813
      @bumbaclot813 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      Just life big dawg.

    • @gamerman7276
      @gamerman7276 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +89

      He's more moonlike now

    • @inkspotdevil194
      @inkspotdevil194 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@gamerman7276 bruhhhh lol

    • @gamerman7276
      @gamerman7276 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      @@inkspotdevil194 Jet Neptune be like 🌝

    • @SleepyReaper75
      @SleepyReaper75 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      His accent swapped from southern to wigger over the span of 2 years

  • @cyberpunkin742
    @cyberpunkin742 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +164

    that was the most docile ive ever seen sam before, ultra rare jet lore

    • @SleepyReaper75
      @SleepyReaper75 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      This was before Sams audience was 80 percent zoomers that thought yelling loud=funny

    • @NoPe-n1j
      @NoPe-n1j 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@SleepyReaper75you really think this is from 2014??? Are you autistic?

    • @Alex-tx6by
      @Alex-tx6by 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      probably because he shared some crazy stuff just before this

    • @alexmercer936
      @alexmercer936 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@SleepyReaper75you’re old, it’s ok buddy

  • @RossKempOnYourMum01
    @RossKempOnYourMum01 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +588

    There's nothing like that 14/15 year old crush. It really is animal-in-heat type obsession. I relate to it all; the delusions, the magical thinking, the cringe.
    Also seeing her again and her not living up to the delusional picture you have created of her in your mind

    • @OPTIMUSL1ME
      @OPTIMUSL1ME 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      This comment is just cringe trauma dump but idc. I honestly wish this had happened to me, I had a massive crush on this girl throughout my entire middle school and was good friends with her and I finally had the courage to like make a move only to have it completely fall flat and then spend the next few years obsessing and sending cringy text to her and the whole 9 yards (this girl was not conventionally hot and had no other prospects, btw, she was just molested as a kid and came from a broken home). I ended up having to hate her to get over it. Completely destroyed my self esteem, was a primary driver of my depression and listlessness that progressed though college only to piece my life back together senior year of college more or less. I'd rather just have had a bad experience

    • @Tryptamide
      @Tryptamide 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      ​@@OPTIMUSL1MEIt's all good. Some people have it better/worse/the same.
      Keep on keeping on.

    • @ashgonza92
      @ashgonza92 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@OPTIMUSL1ME sounds like the normal plight of most guys these days. Hope you feel better

    • @ashgonza92
      @ashgonza92 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@KabertaKneeGr0wCxntman nice to see you here. I saw your comments on the channel 5 news video about the border LMAO

    • @vik914
      @vik914 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Punani ​@@OPTIMUSL1ME

  • @MFCunnilingus
    @MFCunnilingus 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +322

    Bernie Sanders touched me at Peace Camp

  • @dreyrosas9916
    @dreyrosas9916 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    Sam Hyde - women stories is still a classic

  • @Dingleberrycrunch36
    @Dingleberrycrunch36 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +186

    Sam really is amorphous. Maybe he’s a figment of the collective subconscious

    • @GrzegorzBrysiewicz
      @GrzegorzBrysiewicz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Yes, his bitterness evaporates there, so sad

    • @TheFingledorf
      @TheFingledorf 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      He's Mr potato head

    • @zacharymcneely6039
      @zacharymcneely6039 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      1. Learned a new word
      2. So true

    • @prodKert
      @prodKert 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      sam hyde is the dream man

  • @GoodGuyBiker
    @GoodGuyBiker 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +140

    Sam Hyde Sold Me Fentanyl Behind a Home Hardware in 2015

    • @purpleranger5987
      @purpleranger5987 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Respect a black kings hustle 🤴🏿

    • @OG-Ghost33
      @OG-Ghost33 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Was it good quality and what’s his pager digits?

    • @purpleranger5987
      @purpleranger5987 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@OG-Ghost33 hell yeah it was that George Floyd pack! Shiii turned him from a thief into a black icon! 🤴🏿

    • @natoxbox360
      @natoxbox360 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Very believable for Sam 😂

    • @Nicholas-ze5zt
      @Nicholas-ze5zt 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Why did you capitalize the first letter of (nearly) each word? Is this a $B song?

  • @countervolition
    @countervolition 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    Those older clips remind me that jet genuinely could be a handsome dude if he grew out his hair and hit the gym, bro is bloatmaxxing and twinkdeath accelerating harder than Sam ever could, the student has surpassed the master

  • @chamber8234
    @chamber8234 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +84

    The zoom in on Bic was hilarious.
    Whats going on in that head? Does he find the story insufferable? Is he jealous that he perhaps missed out on teen love? Or does he have an equally dark tale to tell?

    • @Lewisl4d2
      @Lewisl4d2 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      His silence is deafening

    • @Mrlimabean01
      @Mrlimabean01 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      He's too high obviously

    • @cevanfx40
      @cevanfx40 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      BicFlame the secret genius behind the MDe lore

  • @MaiBergina
    @MaiBergina 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    You couldn't torture this kind of shit out of me

    • @TheRealRusDaddy
      @TheRealRusDaddy 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Sams got some advanced mossad techniques im sure

    • @doofsdoofs
      @doofsdoofs 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      none of it is really shameful beyond belief or comparison

  • @Fanaz10
    @Fanaz10 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

    moral of the story, if jet can do it - you definitely can!

  • @glitchyrhythm6749
    @glitchyrhythm6749 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    9:40 had me dying lol my man is Just soaking it all in

  • @shield5760
    @shield5760 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    it looses up when they actually enjoy it

    • @XxxDIOxX
      @XxxDIOxX 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah but then I dont get hard

    • @psychedelia34
      @psychedelia34 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      Sam too nice a guy to tell Jet what the problem was lol

    • @SamTehGr8
      @SamTehGr8 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yeah she wasn't loobed up brah

  • @belindalucas5468
    @belindalucas5468 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +107

    Strangely unique and amusing - but sincere video. Pretty crazy how as kids we put women on a Disney Princess Pedastal v their reality - and most dudes at some point have been through a humiliating point in their relationships but will never talk about it. Extreme vulnerability by this kid, but interesting. I thought it was "painfully tight" my first time too

  • @kxjab
    @kxjab 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +126

    There's nowhere else that you can get just straight up direct and useful anecdotes/advice than from MDE. Whether it be Sam, Nick or Charls, they all have at least one profoundly helpful or true piece of knowledge to share. I would honestly say Charls has the best advice out of all of them, or at least the most important advice.
    Legendary clip bro, thanks for sharing it.

    • @ElronHumpperdink
      @ElronHumpperdink 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I agree.

    • @BlunderB
      @BlunderB 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      They each offer levels of advice imo
      Nick is level 1 normie advice
      Sam is "redpilled" advice
      Charls is final boss advice the kinda stuff that nils out all other advice.
      you need them all to be a fully rounded person imo

    • @kxjab
      @kxjab 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@BlunderB Agreed.
      I really wouldn't say Nick is "normie," advice. He's just more tapped into the every day worker mindset because he's been around those people way more than Sam or Charls, but that doesn't make him a normie.
      I feel like most normal people won't tell you to fake being an alcoholic in order to get free payed absence from your job lmao.

    • @BlunderB
      @BlunderB 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @yackerist very true he's also very tapped into non normie trains of thought. I guess I more meant he has every day advice to apply to the normal man. Like on scuffed he just says get a job work hard invest right etc etc

    • @flyboieblair6636
      @flyboieblair6636 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Literally. Stuff that either has happened to me already or stuff happening right now. The info holds up

  • @EpicCoolGuy21
    @EpicCoolGuy21 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

    I was obsessed with the same girl from when I was 17-21, the whole time convincing myself that we were both saving ourselves for eachother with no evidence towards that being the truth. I had no one to tell me otherwise, and my parents actually only made it worse by also convincing me of my delusion. I look back at it and cringe.
    All this to say that 99% of the time, the “soulmate” fantasy is just that; a fantasy. The first person you feel “in love” with won’t be the person you end up with, and trying to convince yourself otherwise will only hurt your prospects. I lost out on valuable time I could’ve spent meeting other girls because I believed I already found who I was looking for, which I hadn’t.

    • @AthelstanKing
      @AthelstanKing 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Most of human history the first person you were in love with you were in fact with until one of you died. Don't think just because we have lived in a twisted brazilian world for the past few decades that this is how humanity always was.

    • @leviathan4971
      @leviathan4971 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Why wasn’t she “the one”?

    • @TheRealRusDaddy
      @TheRealRusDaddy 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Honestly i got stupidly lucky and ended up with the girl i got legitimate butterflys in my stomach from even after we broke up for a few years and trying to move on it seems the universe just didnt want either of us too and we ended up getting back together and talking it out now we have a daughter and got married in October

    • @Alex-tx6by
      @Alex-tx6by 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      most of our young lives are surrounded by people who seem intent on fueling delusions. it's very strange. met my good friend in my mid 20s. I think what bonded us was the fact he was the exact opposite.

  • @DOBLE2CALIBeR
    @DOBLE2CALIBeR 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I remember that obsession type feeling. Even back then that shit felt unhealthy so I knew it would probably be better to stay away from trying to get with someone. I felt like it could definitely get me in trouble. I'm somewhat relieved that it's not that uncommon.

  • @bobbycarter8963
    @bobbycarter8963 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Mf looks like brendan Fraser and Steve buschemi had a baby

    • @shiiswii4136
      @shiiswii4136 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Stevdan Fraschemi

  • @Grayfox988
    @Grayfox988 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +80

    11:07 this whole interaction hits different in 2024 after all that Ukraine footage.

    • @Calm_Plier
      @Calm_Plier 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      it hits different and then it all fades away

    • @OG-Ghost33
      @OG-Ghost33 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Back then it wasn’t the same drones

  • @SeanTHATGUY
    @SeanTHATGUY 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    its crazy how when they're talking about "everyone dies by a drone in the end whether it be military or civilian" in the context of now where an actual military conflict backed by a major power is consumer grade drone technology paired with munitions

    • @smileydog5941
      @smileydog5941 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I interpreted it as something deeper. Military as in a war or violent conflict, consumer as in calling a person a drone, a mindless cog in the machine. Getting killed because of our drone puppet overlords. Or we ourselves are the drones and just die off

    • @aresjerry
      @aresjerry 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And all the gun guys/antifa haven't bought drones yet, shows the warfighters they really are.

  • @ShinraXSoldier
    @ShinraXSoldier 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    If I had seen and understood this video at the age of 14 it probably would have saved me a lot of headaches lmfao

    • @deprime9521
      @deprime9521 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I have two older siblings and heard this shit all the time and still made the same mistakes, you kinda have to learn it/live it yourself

    • @ShinraXSoldier
      @ShinraXSoldier 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@deprime9521 Very true. I did have older cousins that would try to impart this type of sacred knowledge to me at the time and their words mostly fell on deaf ears. Hormones and newfound emotions I had never processed before beat out all the words of advice anyone could have given me.

    • @jackmiddleton2080
      @jackmiddleton2080 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The new generations have it so much easier in terms of at least being informed.

  • @schizo.hermit
    @schizo.hermit 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

    Maybe I should learn a lesson from this, but I'm a 20 y/o trucel and I refuse to abandon my ideal love story. Sorry, but I refuse to be demoralized. I WILL marry a wonderful chaste girl, we WILL lose our virginity to one another on our wedding night, and it WILL be a pure act of mutual love for one another- totally removed of any evil, lustful, selfish pleasure. No one can destroy this.

    • @BlunderB
      @BlunderB 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Become a Mormon bro that's the standard over here. Go study at BYU that's where all the beautiful virgin women you desire reside.

    • @BlunderB
      @BlunderB 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Let me add that the sex and intimacy will be horrible though due to the crippling sexual guilt and repression built into everyone in the church.

    • @Sam-pm7lo
      @Sam-pm7lo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Godspeed brotha. This is very possible, don’t let any goof in the comments section tell you otherwise. There are still good women out there you just won’t find them on dating apps or at a club where most people find their girlfriends.

    • @Mrlimabean01
      @Mrlimabean01 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@BlunderB okay schlomo

    • @MasterBlaster-ri5ms
      @MasterBlaster-ri5ms 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I was you and i’m still a virgin at 26

  • @ben-manvibing162
    @ben-manvibing162 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Listening to Sam talking about the 'this is my last stand" made me realize how much of a loser i am right now and realizing I'm still obsessed over my ex who wants nothing to do with me anymore

  • @DanielHayes-p2u
    @DanielHayes-p2u 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    Sam seems way less bitter here

    • @shiiswii4136
      @shiiswii4136 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Maybe he wasn't on roids yet

    • @bitcoinzoomer9994
      @bitcoinzoomer9994 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I remember Sam had smoked that Arabic hashish before the recording. He also wasn't transitioning yet

  • @redtarget5275
    @redtarget5275 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +104

    Jet neptroon.

  • @bobbobertbobberton1073
    @bobbobertbobberton1073 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Sam Hyde is the greatest black man that ever existed. How on fucking earth can he be so authentically black, it doesn't make sense. I'll tell you he is my favourite black person, so much so that I don't think I could like another black person other than him.

  • @BlunderB
    @BlunderB 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    I don't know what modern dating is like or dating as an adult, I met the girl I have been with when I was 17 and have been with her until now at 28. So I enjoy living vicariously through others' tales.

    • @Michael-io6db
      @Michael-io6db 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      and we enjoy living vicariously through you

    • @ashgonza92
      @ashgonza92 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      That's amazing man. I hope you have many more years together. I knew one couple from highschool that's still together. But the city I grew up many people have been together since early highschool into their 30s

    • @BlunderB
      @BlunderB 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@ashgonza92 Appreciate the kind words. It is funny you say that because I am still in my hometown, A lot of people tend to think their rural hometown sucks but in today's internet age there aren't many benefits I see to moving out, I lived in LA for 2 years working in Hollywood and I see very little benefit to living in the big city. Besides good local food, that said I found most people in the city don't take advantage of that sadly, they just eat Jack in the Box...

    • @SpencerLemay
      @SpencerLemay 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Good for you man. All I can say is that most people are unfathomably inconsiderate and getting someone who can reject you with respect is reason to cheer.

  • @berniebulgogi2419
    @berniebulgogi2419 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    i love jet hes a dope personality i'm glad he met up with sam and is doing great work

  • @ATrustworthyFellow
    @ATrustworthyFellow 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Exact kinda content I live for. Happy to be alive for it

  • @ColdFuse96
    @ColdFuse96 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +84

    I wonder if something similar happened with him and Josie 😂😂😂
    He definitely liked her. There was a scene where Josie's yoga ball was either taken away or destroyed and he got her a replacement and she said "thanks" and left, barely even looked at him, and he looked up and the camera like "🥺".

    • @MDClips00
      @MDClips00  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      he has a new crush every fishtank season

    • @ColdFuse96
      @ColdFuse96 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@MDClips00 Who was his crush on season 2? Summer?

    • @MDClips00
      @MDClips00  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      @@ColdFuse96 yeah before the schizo stuff

    • @McNuuuuggggiiiieeeessss
      @McNuuuuggggiiiieeeessss 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      She liked his raps, they were perf3ct 4 each other!

    • @Ssm19494
      @Ssm19494 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Doesn’t he have a girlfriend lol

  • @bangkokinc.4233
    @bangkokinc.4233 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Humble moment

  • @chrisbilling
    @chrisbilling 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Thats honestly a great story that i think a lot of people can relate with, especially men

  • @julianongpin1336
    @julianongpin1336 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Actually fairly chad.. he followed thru on his desire, didnt get what he wanted (because it didnt exist). nice wun.

  • @SalvadorButtersworth
    @SalvadorButtersworth 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    So THAT is SANDman? The guy who MAKES the VIDeos? He ends every SENTence like a QUESTion?

    • @loftfive-p9k
      @loftfive-p9k 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      my mom and sister hate him...? I wonder why.... ?

    • @loftfive-p9k
      @loftfive-p9k 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I think Sandman is a boomer from Canada tho so not him fr

  • @Liamfr34k
    @Liamfr34k 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    It hurting from being "tight" is because she was dry af, either she wasn't into you or a junkie. Either way she only slept with you cause she's easy, good job you're over it though.

    • @Consequence
      @Consequence 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Nah it was her butt

    • @edmundduke1296
      @edmundduke1296 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Something like 20% of women have something I like to call the "coochie clamp".
      Basically the pussy forms too tight and surgery is needed to correct it. Knew a girl who just never bothered with the surgery and expected every guy she dated to just kinda accept being unable to have sex.
      Dryness has nothing to do with tightness, only gaining entry and hellish friction.

    • @ghagzor
      @ghagzor 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yeah when its painful tight means she isnt inti it. Its an anti-rape response

  • @Neeeecholas
    @Neeeecholas 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Thank you for sharing your truth jet.

  • @realgeeker1
    @realgeeker1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Jetting 🤙

  • @mcCheezyboy
    @mcCheezyboy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    aw man ive been waiting for this!

  • @BasicUniversalEconomics
    @BasicUniversalEconomics 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    we all been there fam.

  • @caseyduke6229
    @caseyduke6229 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Damn Jet... love found and love lost

  • @liam1253
    @liam1253 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I've been through almost the same experience. Met up with a girl I used to know and it didn't work out. I feel for Jet. He's literally me

  • @IINC0RRECT
    @IINC0RRECT 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Greek tragedy worthy

  • @connormcclenny9681
    @connormcclenny9681 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    I was obsessed with one girl in high school, she was on the girls water polo team and i was on the guys. One time we got to scrimmage and it was the closest I'd ever been to her for lengthy periods of time and she spent the whole practice belching loud, disgusting belches in my and everyone's faces bc she and her friends thought it was funny. That was the end of that. We spent an evening together later at a mutual friend's party and i was relaxed bc i no longer was interested and as a result she formed a crush on me according to friends, but i rarely saw her and never bothered to pursue it. We graduated and havent seen her since.

    • @TheTAEclub
      @TheTAEclub 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@AHALKALAKETSthe same way women still want tall men
      Men still want clean virgin women to ensure paternity and no stds, biologically we are attracted to purity
      Western culture is so casual about casual sex there is nothing casual about it you are making it to be casual and useless as social glue bond
      Why have sex with a woman if you can't do it at least 10x in total to litmus test her out as a partner Long term
      And also women are nastier than burps now with retrospectively revoking consent like smh

    • @maurymalkovich8117
      @maurymalkovich8117 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      “She belched and it made me poopoo peepee I like men now” cool story bro

    • @creamycrypto5782
      @creamycrypto5782 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @AHALKALAKETSbro had a crush on badlands chugs 😂

  • @spectator6656
    @spectator6656 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    then she whispered in your ear shes been waiting for you since she met you lol

  • @oasisofchange
    @oasisofchange 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Sam was twirling hair while listening to this story. I was beginning to think that he was also becoming infatuated with the girl from the story.

  • @Dr.Randy.Butternubs
    @Dr.Randy.Butternubs 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    So Jet made the Sandman and also the World Corp videos? What a menace.

  • @brettgregson29
    @brettgregson29 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +90

    Nice try jet, Sam might respect you in a few decades

    • @Eric-zv9ut
      @Eric-zv9ut 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Sam doesn’t respect himself

    • @brettgregson29
      @brettgregson29 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Eric-zv9ut lel sam surrounds himself with those lesser, Dwarf amongst midgets sketch

    • @sykologica
      @sykologica 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Eric-zv9ut based degenerate noticer

    • @BlastinRope
      @BlastinRope 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      good luck trying to earn the respect of a manic narcissist

    • @handle32169
      @handle32169 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Sam admits to worse shit in this same clip

  • @zigotina
    @zigotina 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    i lost it at 24 but it was good at least

  • @smileydog5941
    @smileydog5941 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I remember my first time, this girl I thought really highly of had a slobby house when I went over and it kinda ruined my thoughts of her. That act itself was also not enjoyable, thats mostly my fault though lol

  • @rickson50
    @rickson50 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    18 years old. As in three years younger. Bruh. 3 years old? May as well be yesterday

  • @utewbd
    @utewbd 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    If someone asks you, do men even have feelings, show them this

  • @Matt77125
    @Matt77125 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I used to go through this every week with a different girl when I was 14

  • @ANONYM0US
    @ANONYM0US 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    i forgot how young Jet looked when he joined :ooo

  • @bored7743
    @bored7743 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    i know this is only from like 5 years ago.. but u both look 10 years younger

    • @MDClips00
      @MDClips00  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      How have you not seen the capital letters saying this isn't Sam or mde

    • @bored7743
      @bored7743 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@MDClips00 only dorks read

    • @MDClips00
      @MDClips00  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@bored7743 you just read my comment

    • @bored7743
      @bored7743 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@MDClips00 huh????!?

  • @MrAlgorithm1984
    @MrAlgorithm1984 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I could be wrong in saying this, but is a majority of these wimpy school crushes a result of not having a dad teaching you that a majority of women you'll encounter age 14-27 will mainly be a hindrance, and you should smash the illusion asap?
    Just my 2 cents

    • @morrisalanisette9067
      @morrisalanisette9067 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      theres nothing wrong with it. idk why everyone online has to intellectualize about everything. if you live your life completely rationally you would have a really boring life. and if your dad told you that it'd prob give you mental illness

  • @ComradeTrotsky1017
    @ComradeTrotsky1017 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    "perfect little princess"
    ew Jet, wrong choice of words

    • @morrisalanisette9067
      @morrisalanisette9067 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      she was good when she was 14, but once she got 18, she was no longer perfect. really must have aged.

  • @TheFly212
    @TheFly212 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Wow. This shit is four years old now lol.

  • @levimogford3202
    @levimogford3202 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    this is Sam interrogating the newest serial killer in Rhode Island, in an attempt to uncover his motive for slaying multiple children at a jewish resort

  • @realBarronTrump
    @realBarronTrump 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I MADE IT THROUGH

  • @djentile7773
    @djentile7773 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    We've all had insane thoughts at one time or another.

  • @scrazer2262
    @scrazer2262 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    certified jet hater here

  • @gewber4045
    @gewber4045 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Dang thats crazy bro

  • @coaiemandushman1079
    @coaiemandushman1079 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Jet looks 18, he still looks 18 wtf

  • @dimeweld
    @dimeweld 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Some of the military, some of them consumer”

  • @Mrlimabean01
    @Mrlimabean01 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    9:42

  • @squelching
    @squelching 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I was 11 and she was 16 or maybe 17. I didn't quite understand what was happening until we were round the side of the tennis court.
    Pretty fucked up now that I think about it.
    Edit: I did have fun though

    • @MrAlgorithm1984
      @MrAlgorithm1984 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Brother, please elaborate inshallah

    • @squelching
      @squelching 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@MrAlgorithm1984 hmm, I don't think it's wise to elaborate. She'd probably be considered a PDF file.

    • @GenericAnon14
      @GenericAnon14 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Lucky

  • @Gt350_
    @Gt350_ 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Jet stuck it in the wrong hole and didn't know it 😂😂😂

  • @wlidbill5261
    @wlidbill5261 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    dude simmon jr over here he had to be a camp counselor
    jet: Wat N E CampShine Grills hehe
    Girls:Uh no do you even work here
    Haunted Jet:Omg i can feel a ghost right now and omg he is tieing you both up using my hands and he said not to scream or he will bash both your teenybobs in
    Girls: 🤕😵

    • @MDClips00
      @MDClips00  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      did you even watch the video? he was 14 and 15 the next year. he wasnt a counselor

    • @wlidbill5261
      @wlidbill5261 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      stop fkin the bit up @@MDClips00

    • @Eric-zv9ut
      @Eric-zv9ut 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You’re cringe af.

    • @aresjerry
      @aresjerry 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Schizoposting encouraged

    • @Eric-zv9ut
      @Eric-zv9ut 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Someone phone the laughing academy, we’ve got a nut on the loose.

  • @derrick_v
    @derrick_v 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Tiny hands Sam 😅😂

  • @frydemwingz
    @frydemwingz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    hes talking about it like its ancient history. so like 3 years ago?

  • @ellie1903
    @ellie1903 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This guy is 21 crazy ❤

    • @notillatall
      @notillatall 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      You have 21 brain cells, crazy 💗

    • @ellie1903
      @ellie1903 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@notillatall hey papi 🤤

  • @Breakstuff5050
    @Breakstuff5050 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I didn't climax my first time. Was with my high school crush. She was great. Idk why I lasted at all. Doesn't make sense lol

  • @ilyab4792
    @ilyab4792 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    i have to say that this story rings false to me for various reasons; he never told anyone but the story isn't embarrassing, the chances of finding camp girl on tinder years later is miniscule, etc.

  • @wingsoftwitchbots5613
    @wingsoftwitchbots5613 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    These two look good!

  • @SolaFideSolusChristus
    @SolaFideSolusChristus 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    this is really sweet lol

  • @SpencerLemay
    @SpencerLemay 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I've gotten intense crushes at absolute random since I was 6 years old. I'm 31 now and the only thing that has changed with time is they get longer but less frequent.

    • @MDClips00
      @MDClips00  12 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      bro thats not good

  • @AthelstanKing
    @AthelstanKing 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    so many parts of this story are indicative of lying. Reminds me of how the 40 y o virgin describes the feeling of a boob

    • @Consequence
      @Consequence 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      What part of this seems exaggerated or too good/bad to be true

    • @GrubbyWubby
      @GrubbyWubby 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      ​@@Consequence the fact that jet lost his v card at all is a stretch

  • @birdman9860
    @birdman9860 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    11:08 the life of a Ukrainian and Russian 18 year old, 2024 colorized

  • @brandonman94
    @brandonman94 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Jet is not on Sam or Nick's level, but he's a great storyteller. It hurts every time I open up scuffed realtor notifications and see Chris.

  • @brettgregson29
    @brettgregson29 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    My favourite parts are when Jet looks at sam and starts laughing for approval and then sam looks at him like a piece of shit and then jet laughs at sams "joke"

    • @buttole
      @buttole 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      you didn't have to watch

    • @Eric-zv9ut
      @Eric-zv9ut 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      Lmao creating lore in your head like a 15 year old girl on wattpad

    • @brettgregson29
      @brettgregson29 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Eric-zv9ut are you on Sams payroll?

    • @Eric-zv9ut
      @Eric-zv9ut 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      @@brettgregson29 yeah. Big money.

    • @spazemfathemcazemmeleggymi272
      @spazemfathemcazemmeleggymi272 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Someone's mad

  • @stevemcjob
    @stevemcjob 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I met my high school crush in my 10 year high school reunion. She had 3 kids and looked 20 years older.

  • @femalechad2993
    @femalechad2993 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I had the same obsession with a guy I met at summer camp at age14, went back to summer camp the next summer to try and make it happen, found out he was gay and I had obsessed over a gay guy for a year.

  • @kakashihotake4565
    @kakashihotake4565 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Great video

  • @gregfix3333
    @gregfix3333 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I told this Hispanic chick I loved her unprompted when we had been friends/acquaintances for like 3 years

    • @_CGH803_
      @_CGH803_ 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Hell yeah

  • @hobomaster6237
    @hobomaster6237 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    some of them military , some of them consumers somers words of wisdom

  • @flameintheskies
    @flameintheskies 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    What is the jacket sam is wearing i need that

  • @mattyboyanderson
    @mattyboyanderson 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    WTF Jet, I expected way worse!!!

  • @freddydickson3071
    @freddydickson3071 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    jesus christ i have a whole new level of appreciation for jet. dude is me 😮

  • @YaBoyJRock42069
    @YaBoyJRock42069 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Huh, I had no license or car and i still got laid in highschool. Weird

  • @Mastercaped
    @Mastercaped 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Infatuation, that's the word you're looking for and dude.... literally every man and boy has those thoughts 90% of the time.

  • @bumbaclot813
    @bumbaclot813 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I wanna know how Jon lost his v card. Must have been a deaf girl. Or guy.

    • @MDClips00
      @MDClips00  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      guy 100%

    • @bumbaclot813
      @bumbaclot813 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@MDClips00 lmfao

  • @rickybungalow8839
    @rickybungalow8839 หลายเดือนก่อน

    life almost NEVER plays out how you expect. all your beliefs and understanding of the world is challenged when you become an adult. accepting reality is called growing up

  • @frankiegrove9988
    @frankiegrove9988 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Summer warned us these guys are gay. This is probably the beginning of their love. 💕

  • @Testicule
    @Testicule 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Hahaha so tight that it hurts; Its like chapped lips down there lmao

    • @edmundduke1296
      @edmundduke1296 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Coochie clamp is a real condition/birth defect. Something like 20% of women need surgery to actually allow penetration.

  • @takeonedaily
    @takeonedaily 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    holy shit the real sandman mgtow

  • @DDGenes
    @DDGenes 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Was this the first MDE video Jet was ever in?

    • @MDClips00
      @MDClips00  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I think this is his first on camera appearance but he was editing for Sam before this

  • @wuwei473
    @wuwei473 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I always knew he was Sandman

  • @jackmiddleton2080
    @jackmiddleton2080 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I want to meet the guy that had this type of crush on a girl and she definitively revealed that she had the same crush in return. They probably become the homeless couples you see.