Sam Hyde's Advice On Women Could Change Your Life!

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  • Sam Hyde gives some advice on Rave girls, Crazy Blue hair women, and Hot Chicks! Good advice to several supperchatters in this video on potentially saving some young men from potential dangers of the "Crazy Girl" including false accusations and all around insanity. If you're a young guy or older listen up and spare yourself some time dealing with problems.
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  • @masamune28954
    @masamune28954 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    Soul ties are real, bros. I was a late bloomer and did the hook up think. Awful and would not recommend. Felt completely empty afterward and all i wanted to be with was my ex who i left. The grass isn't greener. It's greener where you water it. Dont make my mistake.

    • @dharmicshaman9519
      @dharmicshaman9519 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Yeah its true more partners is more risk of disease and false bonding. Do not listen to normies who say nonsense about practice girls and all that shit its poison.

    • @samk4065
      @samk4065 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Meh

    • @defoperator7993
      @defoperator7993 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Eh kinda I feel like as long as it’s not Bobby Kennedy jr level of women then it starts to make you talk weird like you have an incurable diesease

    • @uss_liberty_incident
      @uss_liberty_incident ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yep, I'm at 15 girls and not proud of it.

    • @Poppasgottabrandnewbagofcrack
      @Poppasgottabrandnewbagofcrack ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But The goal is to feel empty afterward though.

  • @πατριχορ
    @πατριχορ ปีที่แล้ว +483

    Sex is overvalued today, while people generally have less of it.

    • @STOPSYPHER
      @STOPSYPHER ปีที่แล้ว

      both are the complete opposite if you’re actually in the world and not a social recluse. Sex has no value or meaning anymore. And people treat it like a novelty to be shared with everybody. The entire culture nowadays is surrounded by one night stands and hookups. Nothing meaningful. No loyalty to anyone or any thing. No self respect. It’s all self degradation.

    • @tuckersmith8560
      @tuckersmith8560 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup. That's how they manipulate us. Create scarcity and then sell at a very high price

    • @dharmicshaman9519
      @dharmicshaman9519 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      It sad tbh its supposed to be mutual bonding and elation. Now its bonding and devaluation and commoditization.

    • @baplotnik
      @baplotnik ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dharmicshaman9519 it's breeding. for bringing little nuggets into the world. which is great. but people fetishize it. and uh, if you take anyones advice for gods sake don't take sam hydes. think about that for 2 seconds.

    • @nillynush4899
      @nillynush4899 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Everyone in Americanda loves talking about it... but no one but the (Angry Imports) are having it...

  • @fritzyberger
    @fritzyberger ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Sam Hyde has been saying the same stuff as Top G for years but isn't a flashy guy so he never took off like him. Crazy how the advice to be a normal person is controversial. Workout, make money, have hobbies, don't do drugs... The right wing extremist men's slogan right there

    • @coreygolpheneee
      @coreygolpheneee ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's not even dont do drugs, it's to earn your drugs.

    • @fritzyberger
      @fritzyberger ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@coreygolpheneee I still stand by don't do drugs. They aren't worth it

    • @sundownerstudios8563
      @sundownerstudios8563 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Hyde isn’t an insufferable douchebag

    • @kxi529
      @kxi529 ปีที่แล้ว

      they aren’t comparable, the way sam lays out advice is somewhat levelheaded compared to andrew tates draconian dogshit redpill content trying to pull you into a pyramid scheme

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@fritzybergerI would say some people have to earn it, others should just stay away. They're tricky little chemicals sometimes.

  • @Firefalcon88
    @Firefalcon88 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    Probably some of the best advice I’ve ever heard from Sam. Take it from a newly 31 year old man… everything he said is true. If you’re in your teens, early twenties, as hard as it is nowadays, save it for someone decent. Trust your instincts, don’t be a slave to your impulses. No man can be physical with a woman, especially multiple times, and not feel something. And if they can, they’re probably already broken and they’ll be almost as bad as the women that have destroyed their ability to pair bond over the years.
    Treat yourself with respect. It’s not mean to be easy, it never will be. I haven’t been with a lot of women, and I’m thankful for that, but out of my entire time dating, only 2-3 women were worth the effort I put in. The rest of them I look back on with shame and regret. The worst of those have a piece of me I’ll never get back, as much as I hate to admit it. Save yourself the trouble, trust me.

    • @youtubesucks1111
      @youtubesucks1111 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What happened with the 2-3 women who were "worth it"? Why didn't it work? Just curious, as a 17 year old guy new to dating and "real" relationships etc.

    • @Firefalcon88
      @Firefalcon88 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@youtubesucks1111 long stories but I’ll try to sum it up shortly. They were the ones I had genuine connections with, real passion/intimacy. I had actual relationships with them. One I lived with for a few years. I could actually see myself being with them long term, at the time.
      I tend to attract women with pretty heavy egos and generally don’t have good relationships with their fathers. That means they usually haven’t had good relations with men before me and typically have had an attitude of disrespect/indifference towards men. Any time something doesn’t work out, it’s almost always the guy’s fault, not theirs. It almost becomes predatory after a while. It doesn’t matter how “alpha” you are, reasonable, balanced, whatever, they will present as super sweet, super intimate, fall in love fast, tell you you’re amazing, but they are always looking for the next stage, the next fix. These women will replace you eventually, it doesn’t matter how good to them you are. It doesn’t matter how good/successful of a man you are. There will always be a loose thread girls like this will pull at until there’s nothing left. And if there isn’t one, they’ll create it out of something eventually.
      As judgmental as it sounds, examine their family life. If she has/had mental issues, a long past, an absent father or poor relationship with her father, do NOT bother. Don’t let them suck you in with their story or beauty or intimacy right off the bat. It NEVER works with someone like that. You will only be hurt. Sometimes damaged people are beyond repair, especially women.

    • @youtubesucks1111
      @youtubesucks1111 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Firefalcon88 Sounds like my first and only girlfriend up to this point. I still don't know what the deal with her was. Everything was going seemingly great until one day she decided to flip on me. Blocked me on everything and would ignore me at school. Weird business. I hope I find the one some day.

    • @xAudiolith
      @xAudiolith ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@youtubesucks1111 check her family relations. Does she get along with mom and dad, when you're fighting (which is normal btw) is she trying to find a solution or is it always the same stuff over and over, does she have accountability (very rare for men and women but less so with modern women), does she want kids and how is she around them (a well adjusted woman will always want kids anything else is not normal and probably an underlying issue), check her friend circle (if it's full of sluts or bitter beasts imagine the stuff they'll say to her when she tells them about some problems you are working through), drugs and addiction is a given that shit happens but don't try and save someone from it (you will fail and or get burned), healthy and active I would also add. That's the broad stuff to look for and most if not all of these should not be negotiable unless you've got a really good reason why. You are really really young. Getting into a relationship early on can teach you a lot but also burn you. I know it can get lonely sometimes but you've got some amazing years ahead of you where you can build the kind of life you want to live. Once you got your life path figured out more you can add stuff to that list that's individual to yourself. The problem is that you won't know them now so changes happening while you are in a relationship will make it harder to grow and can stunt it altogether. People make finding the one super mystical and there is something that will just click but knowing what you actually want out of a partner is surprisingly extremely rare today.

    • @Jarl_egbert
      @Jarl_egbert ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ​@@Firefalcon88Based 30 year old boomer advice

  • @PocketGatoSleeps
    @PocketGatoSleeps ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Sam’s balance between hilarity & being real to people asking for advice will never ever get old

  • @bizzareadventure8576
    @bizzareadventure8576 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    My friend really loved your videos man. He recently died. And his last messages to me were him sending me your videos. Because I told him I enjoyed your content.
    He was so excited to share a bunch of stuff of yours with me. And now I’m watching to help feel like he’s with me watching too.
    He was a long time friend. And he never opened up about his issues. Only alittle. But I am sure he was struggling. Just like I am. But can’t describe how helpful it is to hear you just be unapologetic and share a lot of your thoughts that many of us relate to. Thank you man.

    • @joshh102
      @joshh102 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Damn

    • @GotGoodStuff
      @GotGoodStuff 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Glad you could take away something positive from a terrible event 🙏🏼

  • @TTk0004
    @TTk0004 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    Just close your eyes and imagine this is Sam giving you life advice on his deathbed.

    • @julesfalcone
      @julesfalcone ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hilarious.

    • @Frank7489
      @Frank7489 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Him always being out of breath helps

    • @discipleofdagon8195
      @discipleofdagon8195 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Him telling Chris "see you later" fits as well

    • @RobertMoriarty
      @RobertMoriarty ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They are coming after him

    • @donaldduck3078
      @donaldduck3078 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sounds about right lol

  • @mehhhhist
    @mehhhhist ปีที่แล้ว +49

    do not write hot women off completely. there are those who grew up less than attractive, were excluded from the popular groups, and had to develop character and a personality, and work on themselves, rather than get by on their looks. some of these girls really blossom in their mid to late 20s

    • @CSAcrazy
      @CSAcrazy ปีที่แล้ว

      most of those girls are now the most pretentious , judgmental ones that bully people that they assume were the ones that would of bullied them in middle/highschool

    • @user-nq4hw5eb9d
      @user-nq4hw5eb9d ปีที่แล้ว +10

      True. I don’t think it has to do with someone’s physical appearance. I’ve been with and know more insane girls who are unattractive than attractive. Though I’ve yet to meet one that I have a full connection with, they actually are usually a bit more chill and a lot of times more insecure because less guys go for them due to being intimidated

    • @brendan4917
      @brendan4917 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Dated a girl like this. She was deeply insecure despite being hot and funny, and constantly sought out external validation from literally any man. Like garbage people objectively way worse than me, but she couldn’t help herself. Eventually cheated on me for a loser she left after like a month after the novelty wore off.

    • @ttt69420
      @ttt69420 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​@@brendan4917Summed it up perfectly. It's a double edged sword. Yes, they have a uniqueness, but are unfortunately in constant need of validation (external to the relationship) ie from almost any dude they come into contact with.
      I thought she would change. Wasted years.

    • @hopdig
      @hopdig 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Everyone here takes advice from a guy with mommy issues who basically hates women, the only person that will save you is the one you look at not just for sex, thats real love

  • @STOPSYPHER
    @STOPSYPHER ปีที่แล้ว +289

    Had a relationship with one of those dyed hair, pierced, daddy issue girls for 5 years on and off. She wanted us to start an onlyfans. We didn’t. I eventually found out that she slept with her brother one of the recent times we split up. We ended up splitting again a while after, and she started smoking meth and shooting up fent, and going to swinger parties regularly. She Also carved my name into her thigh at some point when we were 16-17 so that’s there. She has spent a year of her life total in psychiatric hospitals. Added up after around 8 different admissions. The longest she got held for one stay was 4 months straight. Keep in mind, all this was before she was 18. Those girls will ruin your life. Avoid at all costs.

    • @sneedler8661
      @sneedler8661 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Holy shit bro, I thought mine was fucked up, that's next level.

    • @daveed2589
      @daveed2589 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Deep south?

    • @baplotnik
      @baplotnik ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@daveed2589 oh hey it's you, the guy who thinks dave chapelle is mid. god thats a weird opinion to have. makes zero sense. you realize that don't you...

    • @kirkcavenaugh758
      @kirkcavenaugh758 ปีที่แล้ว

      Does e cause mental health issues??

    • @sneedler8661
      @sneedler8661 ปีที่แล้ว

      @kirkcavenaugh758 what the fuck do you think? Lmao

  • @Derek_Wyld
    @Derek_Wyld ปีที่แล้ว +185

    "I need a moleskin notebook, go get one for me"
    -Same Hyde

  • @alexvincent8586
    @alexvincent8586 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Sam’s head looks exceptionally large in this one

    • @STOPSYPHER
      @STOPSYPHER ปีที่แล้ว

      What’re you trying to say, Goy?

    • @CostcoChicken
      @CostcoChicken ปีที่แล้ว +18

      HGH will do that

    • @schizophrenic_AI
      @schizophrenic_AI ปีที่แล้ว +35

      He is still in the the brain bulking phase.

    • @alexmartinez-og8gu
      @alexmartinez-og8gu 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      imagine what all that gear is doing to his internal organs

  • @JC-wg5xn
    @JC-wg5xn ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Following this advice won't change your life in the slightest, it will prevent it from being drastically altered for the worse.

    • @Insanepie
      @Insanepie ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What if I don’t let them drag me down maybe I can avoid it and be okay?

    • @JC-wg5xn
      @JC-wg5xn ปีที่แล้ว +73

      ​@@Insanepie I'll keep it a buck and admit that deep inside female attention hits me like a drug. It doesn't feel like being dragged down, it feels like comfort, like I'm being supported. Obviously women are an important part of enjoying life to the fullest, but more than once I've obsessed over a mental patient with a round ass and it's seriously fucked up my life, no exaggeration.

    • @belottov
      @belottov ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@JC-wg5xn stop thinking women are a factor in happiness. The vast majority of women will only give you more problems than solutions. There's a handful that have their shit together, and it's up to you to know the difference. If you go at it with the mindset that women in general will make your life better you're gonna get burned. Have standards.

    • @sneedler8661
      @sneedler8661 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      ​@@JC-wg5xnagreed dude, it'll fuck your life up for the worst.

    • @OrchinX
      @OrchinX ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Insanepie You can't do heroin without getting addicted, no.

  • @ziggomatic5772
    @ziggomatic5772 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Jets haircut looks raw as hell
    Good style for hm 👍

    • @dtskdtsk8599
      @dtskdtsk8599 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is the only comment that matters in this comment section

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm bullish on Jet. T-2 years to total glowup.

  • @STOPSYPHER
    @STOPSYPHER ปีที่แล้ว +122

    If she has piercings, avoid at all costs. If she has coloured hair, avoid at all costs. If her hair is DYED black and not naturally black, avoid at all costs. If they have a bunch of tattoos, avoid at all costs. If they have a combination of two or more of those things, don’t even consider their existence. Those women will RUIN YOUR LIFE.

    • @Insanepie
      @Insanepie ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I agree with everything except the black hair 😔 idk if I can give that one up chief 🥺 think I might be a goner

    • @sunnyztmoney
      @sunnyztmoney ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Can confirm

    • @shadysheister
      @shadysheister ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Insanepiejust go for a Latina then. Just know they’re all insane and might kill you in your sleep for eyeing another woman.

    • @orionfell
      @orionfell ปีที่แล้ว +28

      bro is so burned over his highschool bpd ex that he had to make two comments about her LMAO

    • @STOPSYPHER
      @STOPSYPHER ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@orionfell highschool? 😂 bro I damn near had a kid with this chick but she fuckin miscarried 💀

  • @jamespierce5355
    @jamespierce5355 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Thank you, Sam, for psyoping Christianity into your message. God speed, brother. ☦️

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We will convert the world thru psyoping, gaslighting, threatening, and maybe sometimes evangelising.

    • @NikoNoxious
      @NikoNoxious ปีที่แล้ว +3

      swagged

    • @oldramon980
      @oldramon980 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yeah, praise to Yeshua! 👃

  • @gaiseric9518
    @gaiseric9518 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    My grandfather is a man I respect a great deal. I won't go into details but if I was to find success in 1/5th of the things he did I'd be happy. He had a friend when he was at Annapolis going into the Navy. He spoke about that man with great awe and one of the things he told me he respected most about him is that he was with the same girl from highschool and that despite his promotions and climbing through the ranks of the navy, he never had any controversies. He told me this after his friend had passed away. But it's one of the memories I have for what truly defines masculinity. Masculinity is defined by one's ability to provide. To have force, but to know when to use it.

    • @baplotnik
      @baplotnik ปีที่แล้ว

      you realize that it's much simpler right? relationships are for taking care of and supporting each other, with 2 people, hopefully bringing a little nugget into the world, and relationships are not like wine. they do not age well. the older you get the harder it is to find a real relationship. you are both used goods at that point, which nobody wants, and your youth is gone. has nothing to do with your specific definition of masculinity which idk where you got that. not that testosterone is bad of course. makes you manly. get some.

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Agreed, 100%. How did our grandparents understand this so clearly and our generation seems clueless about these Truths.

    • @baplotnik
      @baplotnik ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@MeanBeanComedy they did not understand it clearly, that is a misconception. anyone who takes two seconds out of their day to open their eyes can see that relationships do not age like wine. get it while you can. the older you get, the less desirable you become, you become more used, more traumatized and messed up, and now some crazy old lady eats all your food because you were horny and could not recognize the difference between a good relationship and a bad one. and good luck wasting your life trying to find a good one. it's best in life to have an amazing wife who isn't just in the kitchen, but you guys are partners and take care of and support each other. we get it just like they got it, theres just no more people like that so were all gonna be alone for the rest of our lives. look it up. if you are between the ages of 20 something to 40 something, you have a 70 something percent chance of dying completely alone, your whole life just becoming dust and ending. now, of the 30 percent who will marry, who will have the relationship they ought to? hmmm.... time... what goes around, comes around, up and down and all around, etc, yada yada, slay

    • @xAudiolith
      @xAudiolith ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MeanBeanComedy because the incentives to be that way lined up back then. Not saying it was a walk in the park but nowadays playing the dating game is ass backwards and we all know it

    • @wrcz
      @wrcz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      people will read this comment and take away from it "got it, I'm gonna find some bipolar whore with a high bodycount and tattoos and I will make it my life's mission to provide for her!"

  • @carefoot
    @carefoot ปีที่แล้ว +127

    slept with a raver in 2020 she started an onlyfans still not over it he is 100% on the money

    • @ThePeacePlant
      @ThePeacePlant ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You still love her?

    • @Ryan83728
      @Ryan83728 ปีที่แล้ว

      once you realize the raver chicks can only afford to take the whole summer off and spend $10k on festivals and travel is by banging guys then youll get over it

    • @carefoot
      @carefoot ปีที่แล้ว

      no i told her dad she does porn and she blocked me for good thankfully
      @@ThePeacePlant

    • @UndisputedBillyBadass
      @UndisputedBillyBadass 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I dated a hooters chick who was older than me, guess how that worked out

    • @kennypowers1945
      @kennypowers1945 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Dang sucks for you I don’t have that problem 😂😂

  • @MrFranskNougat
    @MrFranskNougat ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Having lived the male "hoe life" for the past like 4 years (I'm 25), don't do it.
    You'll loose yourself...

  • @thebrownkid2218
    @thebrownkid2218 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Any young men 18 and under please, Please for the love of GOD, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD...never chase a woman. Its total mind poison looking for "the one". If she cant cook or clean do not give her any of your time or sit in squalor unaccomplished and having no skills

  • @GideonJudges-ql7bu
    @GideonJudges-ql7bu ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Regardless of your theological stance...read proverbs. I was floored by my own ignorance when I read that book at 35. My life would be much different had I read it in my 20s.

    • @Pactastic042
      @Pactastic042 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Weakest christian poster

    • @theamazingempiricist
      @theamazingempiricist ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Turn away your eyes from a shapely woman, and do not look intently at beauty belonging to another; many have been misled by a woman’s beauty, and by it passion is kindled like a fire."
      -Sirach 9:8

    • @Dylanson3
      @Dylanson3 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@theamazingempiricistsirach is apocrypha. Good wisdom tho

  • @flowmastaflam
    @flowmastaflam ปีที่แล้ว +17

    It is hilarious that Sam made jet scoot the box over and flip it as if the boxing gloves rendered him physically incapable of walking 3 feet

  • @caseytatum5837
    @caseytatum5837 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    the problem with this and any other sound advice, is that those who are willing to listen and agree with it already know, but those who need it dont care and do the opposite anyway

    • @Dondlo46
      @Dondlo46 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      People that want to listen will have a better life, not everyone can do good for themselves so most people will definitely go into a dark path and completely disregard the advice. That's how world works, there can't be winners without losers

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy ปีที่แล้ว +5

      True, but maybe one person will be changed.

    • @donaldduck3078
      @donaldduck3078 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's the fun part about getting older. You know shit but nobody cares 😂

    • @kittydaddy2023
      @kittydaddy2023 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it's difficult for young men to hear this advice with all the testosterone flowing.

    • @johnsmith-sp6yl
      @johnsmith-sp6yl ปีที่แล้ว +1

      his comment about the "legally binding" thing is helping me resist the urge to try and find some absolutely cracked out freshman with a 10/10 body and 1/10 face. it's my last semester of college i just have to make it until about christmas and i need all the help i can get.

  • @tomsnowden6201
    @tomsnowden6201 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I’m so glad I’m not a kid now. The world seemingly expects kids to grow up fast in some of the worst ways (losing virginity super early, using drugs as a fix all) and completely retards them in all areas that matter

  • @johnyewtube2286
    @johnyewtube2286 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Wow, this advice truly changed my life, I am gay now.

  • @bananaboy444
    @bananaboy444 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "Me too" has never hit so hard

  • @joshl7598
    @joshl7598 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I'm a 31 year old Christian man who married my wife at 20 and only ever been with her. Definitely the best way. Gods way is always the most fulfilling way. He made us after all.

    • @rolotomassi8767
      @rolotomassi8767 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      You were blessed not having to endure a decade of confusion and frustration. The modern world is a nightmare.

    • @jordinkie
      @jordinkie ปีที่แล้ว

      God bless !

  • @NoLMAOnade
    @NoLMAOnade ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Jet: "who's gonna save them???"

  • @charlesconfino165
    @charlesconfino165 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    A Chinese philosopher Samzhao Hydzeng once said “an ugly wife in the home is a treasure”

  • @drewk3646
    @drewk3646 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    1:16 We are in a mass self-defense situation boys, prepare accordingly.

  • @Derr1ck_yt
    @Derr1ck_yt ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Not to be a jahovas witness but everyone in my age group and younger (I’m 23) genuinely need god or one of them. Lack of spirituality and drive for self improvement is shattering the mental infrastructure of todays society

    • @CaseyJohn-ki8eo
      @CaseyJohn-ki8eo ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Orthodox Christianity ☦️ is the truth

    • @leonrussell9607
      @leonrussell9607 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Odd how all the religions think they're correct

    • @LedZedd
      @LedZedd ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ​@leonrussell9607 Even more odd that you have no opinion or thought of your own to add except bitterness.

    • @Derr1ck_yt
      @Derr1ck_yt ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@leonrussell9607 well personally, I’d rather die believing in something than die believing in nothing

    • @leonrussell9607
      @leonrussell9607 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Derr1ck_yt ok?

  • @orangelambo5324
    @orangelambo5324 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    “Do all the heroin now” jet is too funny

  • @beauknows1677
    @beauknows1677 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “I need a moleskin notebook. Go get me one.” Lmaooo

  • @Mr_Boifriend
    @Mr_Boifriend ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "It's not your job to save anyone" - Samuel Whitcomb Hyde

  • @TheRealMycanthrope
    @TheRealMycanthrope ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Like a slaver in Fallout."😂

    • @maxdickings6874
      @maxdickings6874 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right?? I like Sam enough and then I find he's a Fallout 2 connoisseur. Classy.

  • @Cellocurve
    @Cellocurve ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Just skip em’ 😂

  • @anon69669
    @anon69669 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    dude i must've watched this clip thousands of times by now. "illustrators, amazon warehouse, chipotle make me a burrito"

  • @1schwererziehbar1
    @1schwererziehbar1 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    "No E-Girls!" - Nicholas J. Fuentes

    • @luke2806
      @luke2806 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      yea just e-boys with cat ears for that nick fuentes guy lol

    • @Z1VA
      @Z1VA ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He fell for the bean

    • @vik914
      @vik914 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Not even once

    • @Wholly_Fool
      @Wholly_Fool ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "No Jew-broads" - Fuentes

    • @jung9399
      @jung9399 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @MKUltraSurvivor ok jew

  • @Hobohunter23
    @Hobohunter23 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "do all the heroin *now*"
    man, that one hit close to home. lol.

  • @Bloodywasher
    @Bloodywasher ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "We call them peepee doodoo girls." -Samuel Hyde

  • @yucatansuckaman5726
    @yucatansuckaman5726 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I listen to these videos really loud

  • @davidlong6575
    @davidlong6575 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Chipotle, make me a bowl

  • @bravo________87372
    @bravo________87372 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I probably needed to hear this

  • @sethfahlenkamp6278
    @sethfahlenkamp6278 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:45 my baby mama makes me feel the opposite. Thanks for this advice.

  • @RaineErasmusWalker
    @RaineErasmusWalker ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i only know this man's face from /pol/ memes but never in my life thought he's so incredibly #based

  • @Esirre
    @Esirre ปีที่แล้ว

    6:48 just some advice for guys seeing this: if you are attracted to asian women it is possible to get this. You can get a woman that you find beautiful that will also cook and clean and be loyal. Getting to know one will be difficult though. Filipinas are a bit easier to get to know because many have learned english very well while they were in school. Just try talking to them, it is worth a shot

  • @Ketacah
    @Ketacah ปีที่แล้ว +6

    A winded Sam is a wise Sam

  • @shemsuhor8763
    @shemsuhor8763 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Sam Hyde is an unmarried, childless 38 year old. This isn't to say he doesn't have things that are worth listening to. Just keep in mind who the person giving you relationship advice is - no different than when an bitter cat lady tells you how to treat women. Not equating the two, just highlighting an oft-observed gap in our thinking. You want to start a family and find a good woman? Ask a family man and his wife how to do this.

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy ปีที่แล้ว +22

      But all the men I've asked have said the same thing he's saying.

    • @1user2
      @1user2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He is an unmarried, but he has a child, lurk moar

    • @MonsieurDrobot
      @MonsieurDrobot ปีที่แล้ว

      Bitter cat lady was probably abused so she has reasons to tell you how to treat a woman. Your comment displays retard4tion to a high degree.

    • @PrimetimeX
      @PrimetimeX ปีที่แล้ว

      @@1user2wtf do you mean? He has a child?

    • @devin6201
      @devin6201 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m pretty sure he has a kid he’s just doing the smart thing and not involving him in his work or what he does.

  • @austinfaber2247
    @austinfaber2247 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    God I wish I heard this advice a year ago.

  • @markilleen4027
    @markilleen4027 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i listen to this ever now and then just to give me a little reminder, to stay away from the half sentient shit people

  • @johnjames5842
    @johnjames5842 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I'm an old school raver, music festivals, clubs are not raves, none of these posers have ever been to a rave, met my wife at a rave.

  • @ezequiellopez8518
    @ezequiellopez8518 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:31 sam sounds like a mom when her 11 year old son asks for a dirtbike

  • @ricksanchez9902
    @ricksanchez9902 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    2:00 Fucking hell, Jet should be hitting the bag with Sam and sparing. He looks like Gibby from iCarly for God's sake. Imagine how much less round his face would be if he lost weight. Hopefully Sam's influence helps Jet evolve.

  • @minxlabrada
    @minxlabrada 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    If Sam walked up in a Doctor's coat the floosie would hit on him because she'd think he's rich. Also very appreciative of his perspective. While I don't think he's 100% on target for me, he's at 99%!

  • @adr0hub416
    @adr0hub416 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Sam using "put my fries in the bag bro" before it was cool.

  • @mouthofpower8492
    @mouthofpower8492 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:35 - mad kek

  • @truman368
    @truman368 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    my biceps are huge bros

  • @Vincent_Upstate
    @Vincent_Upstate 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Sam is the irl John Galt

  • @Mr_Boifriend
    @Mr_Boifriend ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow I've never agreed so much with Samuel before

  • @bodyzoasispersonaltraining9186
    @bodyzoasispersonaltraining9186 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sam vs Jack Paul Logan tate

  • @Number2Drakefan
    @Number2Drakefan ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jet is like "yes my master"😂

  • @Againnuendo
    @Againnuendo ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hey, I know the Ray Wine guy

  • @yeedbottomtext7563
    @yeedbottomtext7563 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Tfw you lost your HS sweetheart after being with her for 6 years

    • @sigmamaleonhisgrindset
      @sigmamaleonhisgrindset 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hang in there bro! A lot of us are going through things!

  • @Jarl_egbert
    @Jarl_egbert ปีที่แล้ว

    Good advice on women can basically be summed up with a simple "Dont do it"

  • @ministryoftruth2869
    @ministryoftruth2869 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Sam hit the nail on the head with this one

  • @CoreySchulerMD
    @CoreySchulerMD ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What Sam says is true.

  • @GoldCarpp
    @GoldCarpp 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    8:21 is too funny

  • @GrubWarp
    @GrubWarp 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    where do i watch this stuff ?

  • @pokermitten9795
    @pokermitten9795 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Why would I take advice from this dude regarding women?

  • @JoshBrolin42069
    @JoshBrolin42069 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Those Winning gloves are nice 👍

  • @thefreaksbg1061
    @thefreaksbg1061 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sam Hyde is my Tyler Durden

  • @Brews_By_JD
    @Brews_By_JD ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I watched this video 3 days before breaking up w the hottest girl ive ever dated (she was the worst one)

  • @eddieschneider1947
    @eddieschneider1947 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    who drinks from a gallon size jug? i love those blue gloves, matching his shirt.

  • @robertstraw9881
    @robertstraw9881 ปีที่แล้ว

    A modern sage.

  • @A_YouTube_Commenter
    @A_YouTube_Commenter ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That is actually good advice.

  • @julesfalcone
    @julesfalcone ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've never seen Sam serious b4. Excellent worldview.

    • @lessimcdowell9897
      @lessimcdowell9897 ปีที่แล้ว

      When he says generate income is he talking about creating it off the back of young men who won’t have enough money to take a girl on a date let alone get them pregnant and start a family? Or is he talking about socialist worker cooperatives or something?

    • @julesfalcone
      @julesfalcone ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lessimcdowell9897 Are those the only two options in your worldview?

    • @lessimcdowell9897
      @lessimcdowell9897 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@julesfalcone those two options are actually too much for america, are American children even taught what workers owning the means of production is? Kids are taught they will either work for someone or someone will work for them and then at Sunday school they learn they go to hell for eternity for dying rich. Do American college students taking economics even learn what socialism is? If you read the powell memo you would find out corporations created a college position to make certain worker cooperatives never became popular on campuses. Children here are taught socialism is a government when it’s a business structure that directly competes against single owner businesses because it pays low skilled men 5-20 times more than capitalist businesses do. Children here are taught that capitalist shareholders who don’t even work for a living and make passive income off other peoples labor in a public company is a good thing but a janitor of a private company who invests same amount and receives same return on investment and works for a living is a bad thing because he is not being paid in labor output. Why is it ok for a capitalist shareholder to not be paid in labor output but it’s not okay for a socialist shareholder that actually works for a living? This is what we need to start asking American children

    • @julesfalcone
      @julesfalcone ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lessimcdowell9897 next time you could have just written "Yes". He's not talking about that bc that is not part of the American system. But you already knew that. That's why people don't like Socialists. They sneakily insert their agenda into a normal conversation.

    • @godlikemachine645
      @godlikemachine645 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@lessimcdowell9897wtf are you smoking? Go outside and touch grass, you're delusional

  • @craigrodriguez8384
    @craigrodriguez8384 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Actual advice. 😎

  • @SibutramineT
    @SibutramineT ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I will add something too, just accept that a gf is not someone who will give you any type of support, its the opposite, it takes from you a lot of time and work, money and relationships.. and keep always in mind that when you are at the lowest point in your life its when she leaves you. Also just accept that she is/was a whore, body counts in the 50s, its something you have to deal with.

    • @Ryan-xq3kl
      @Ryan-xq3kl ปีที่แล้ว +12

      relax, not all women are you and your mom

    • @SibutramineT
      @SibutramineT ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Ryan-xq3kl look kiddo im trying to help, you can believe your gf she would not lie to you, she never had a whore phase, promise.

    • @johnsmith-sp6yl
      @johnsmith-sp6yl ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SibutramineT peepee doodoo detected. uh oh, stinky.

    • @PodreyJenkin138
      @PodreyJenkin138 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dawg my girl had max 4 and that's counting unconsenting
      Not everyone is your gf and her bull

    • @SibutramineT
      @SibutramineT ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PodreyJenkin138 how old is she? 17? 18? She literally didnt have the time yet to ramp those numbers, and trust me, give her time and she will.

  • @Mr_Boifriend
    @Mr_Boifriend ปีที่แล้ว

    There's no "right way" of being

  • @dominickbadial5980
    @dominickbadial5980 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    8:15 💀💀

  • @Skrimpish
    @Skrimpish ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I need a moleskin notebook ❤

  • @heavychains
    @heavychains ปีที่แล้ว

    Sam's so right. He's basically describing my loser ex who cheated and dumped me. 😊 thanks sammy

  • @Critterfurr
    @Critterfurr ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Put ‘em away

  • @lifestylewithwill2261
    @lifestylewithwill2261 ปีที่แล้ว

    Subbed

  • @terryhughes7196
    @terryhughes7196 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Cover your effinmouth, Sam when you cough. Yes super spreader

  • @victorprokop9343
    @victorprokop9343 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Once youve lost the ability to love you will regret creating frustrating relationships fucking for fun! hell awaits :⁠-⁠(

  • @eschaton2834
    @eschaton2834 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Protect people, generate wealth, get stronger that's life dress like a mad lib

  • @DiamorphineDeath
    @DiamorphineDeath ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Curiosity question, seen Sam off and on throughout the years. What’s up with the out of shape zoomer intern that seems to be on all these? With the nu metal pants and all that

    • @trx-hz3lh
      @trx-hz3lh ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Jet is one of his employees, yes he is an out of shape zoomer but Sam has said that he works hard and is a smart guy. He played a major role in making fishtank happen, stays on task in streams and I’m pretty sure now he is busy helping with world peace 2

    • @baplotnik
      @baplotnik ปีที่แล้ว +3

      sam hyde feeds off of high functioning insanity, clearly

    • @kirkcavenaugh758
      @kirkcavenaugh758 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jet is coo

    • @crispybackwoods
      @crispybackwoods ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He's grooming him for the eventual brain transplant. All sam ever wanted to be was an out of shape zoomer.

    • @uastyrdzhii
      @uastyrdzhii ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jet's cool, at first I thought he was gonna be a Scrappy Doo but I grew to like him

  • @sp123
    @sp123 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Draya Michelle left her child in their house with dog feces all over the house and tv dinners in the fridge

  • @bellaruben7458
    @bellaruben7458 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    so based

  • @Derek_whipple
    @Derek_whipple ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Covid must have hit Sam hard. Failed to catch his breath after wheezing for 10 whole minutes from hitting the bag 5 times

  • @MaharlikaAWA
    @MaharlikaAWA 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Sam Hyde needs to stop smoking.

  • @GaziRahman-pc1ip
    @GaziRahman-pc1ip ปีที่แล้ว

    I wish sam was my dad

  • @ScottyLaPlata
    @ScottyLaPlata ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Find out if she will submit to your commands. If not don’t talk to her anymore. Be the man. She will be very attracted to you because you let her know she’s expendable. Cause she is. Remember gents you are the prize and she is just along for the ride. If she makes more money than you it won’t ever work out.

  • @18ltdigi
    @18ltdigi ปีที่แล้ว

    8:53 Laker three minutes!

  • @note_finger
    @note_finger 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i go to raves with my fiance just to bring a kitty home if u know what I mean

  • @DusterNutbar
    @DusterNutbar ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yeah but my ween likes that kind

  • @hericiumcoralloides5025
    @hericiumcoralloides5025 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Man I love it when dudes who have no relationships nor spend any time with women, aside from their moms, give relationship advice. Lmao.
    Guys, just live your experiences and try to learn from them without building up too much resentment when things don't work out. Once you hit your thirties, if you haven't painted yourself into a corner by following weird male lifestyle gurus, things get much better.

    • @nicodoe9396
      @nicodoe9396 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Assuming they mature at 30. I've met some 40-50 year olds who still act like they're 20

  • @lukathesmith
    @lukathesmith ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy Based

  • @lobster821
    @lobster821 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    bruh same

  • @blackjackking51
    @blackjackking51 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Sam needs to wean off hormones

    • @baplotnik
      @baplotnik ปีที่แล้ว

      testosterone is great, makes you manly and able to take life better, but insane ideas are what his problem is. he is mentally crazy. that is clear.

    • @baplotnik
      @baplotnik ปีที่แล้ว

      @@notillatall I don't recommend lot's of vitamins every day but vitamin d will boost your testosterone and a 30 gram vitamin c salt megadose will heal the cells in your body and make you feel 100%. there isn't any substance that will make your body feel better that I know of besides fresh spring water from Jon himself. the vitamin c salt megadose will give you explosive liquid diarrhea so I recommend taking that in to account for when you take it, but after that you will receive great benefits for the next 2 or 3 weeks which is how long you should wait in between doing this. you can look this up as well.

    • @baplotnik
      @baplotnik ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@notillatall and magnesium