I Need to Feed Stanley Tucci Hamburger Helper
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 พ.ค. 2024
- This week on The Broski Report, Fearless Leader Brittany Broski breaks down The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath and Crime & Punishment before diving into the world of Bridgerton and what she would serve Stanley Tucci for dinner.
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Course 1: twinkie, zebra cake, cosmic brownie
Course 2: El Monterey chicken and cheese taquito, air fried
Course 3: Wendy's chili with green onion, great value non dairy cheddar cheese
Course 4: Four cheese Lasagna hamburger helper
Course 5: Listeria monocytogenes Blue Bell ice cream
I’m not showing up to till course 5 starts, I’m locked in.
Course 4 is my Motherfucking specialty
plus the bevs: blueberry redbull and diet coke with lemon or lime
A hero
Between Course 3 & Course 4 is Lactaid. 💯
“I’m sick of the dating apps!”
*this episode is sponsored by tinder*
Never change Brittany x
Thought the same thing, but I live💅🏻😭🩷
our fearless leader must get her bank 💁🏼♀️
She better get that bread girl💁♀️ we stan a business woman x
She’s gotta get her bag and I completely and utterly respect it
I love when she talks about an “unnamed app” but it’s just tinder lol
“We’re boycotting men until they learn how to yearn” 😂😭
That’s a good album title
BROO I HAVE THE SAME NAME AS U SADHBHS UNITE
@@sadhbh7970 how do you even spell your name
QUEEN CHARLOTTE NOWWWWWWW you need to meet farmer George, but be prepared to you know have your heart ripped out
THIIIIIIIS. This is my fave Bridgerton series and it’s not even THEM really lol.
AAAAH I NEED TO FINISH IT!!!! I have maybe 3 eps left 😭😭 love it so much.
YESS she would love it!! The last episode made me bawl my eyes out dude it was so heartbreaking 😭😭
The end made me fucking SOB
The way that I SQUEAL EVERY TIME BENEDICT GETS AIR TIME omg I FOAM AT THE MOUTH AND GIDDY LAUGH
(2)
hands: off the wheel
eyes: closed
hamburger: helper
stanley: tucci
Broski: report
onika: burgers
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’m: crazy
Starting the day with Broski Report and ending it with a Chappell Roan concert is peak womanhood.
OHHH HAVE FUNNNN
omg im jealous😭
wish i was you so bad…
I’m seeing her tomorrow!!!!!
I planned on going to this but I’m going to Noah kahan instead 🥲🥲 have fun I’m living vicariously through you
*girl Debling was about to leave her ass for THREE YEARS of traveling*
he also doesn't give af about love
Literally he was looking for a housekeeper not a wife. Pen was like 'hey do you think maybe one day you could love me?' and that man really said 'nah i like birds too much' like what???
THANK YOU! I wanted to say that so badly! He flat out said that he doesn’t even want to try to love her in a romantic way. Colin has his faults but I think the thing that caused change in them this season was confidence. They both needed to find their way separately first. Pen’s glow up was her finally standing up for herself against her mom and Colin. 👏
At least he was honest about it from the beginning, love is a privilege in their world.
the world is healing, Broski has discovered BENEDICT BRIDGERTON
being carried by a pterodactyl, claws in my shoulders, arms spread in t-pose, earbuds blasting, toes curled, i am locked in
this is my favourite one
The visuals are top 😂
Not toes curled
Crying at this
@@Anemonemonathe ferret pfp just makes me visualize a ferret having this happen to them and not a human 😅
the irony of switching from describing the portrayal of suicidiality in the bell jar to a liquid death advertisement was not lost on me
And talking about men, going into the tinder ad, as always
the way I’ve been a Benedict STAN since episode ONE. I’m standing with you girl🙌🏼
I had never seen Jonathan Bailey in anything else but Bridgerton and always thought he wasn't really acting that much... and then recently I watched Crashing on Netflix and the sheer and utter RANGE this man has when it comes to acting hit me like a fucking dump truck!
Omg you should watch him in Fellow Travelers
I loved Crashing 😂
@@mykalaranger5765yes fellow travelers shows his range!!
That moth is the first guest we've had on the pod
“i’m SICK of these dating apps” - “this episode is sponsored by TINDER!” 😭😭😭😭😭
I came looking for this comment lol
it happens almost every episode tinder sponsors lol
Looping the Penn Badgley as a Beaver knawing on wood sound into Bridgerton is the funniest thing I've heard in 2024
“Get on the ground Maggot!” Why did that part make me burst out laughing oh my lord
stanley tucci: the first father to mother
Finding out he isn’t gay was easily the biggest bait and switch I’ve ever experienced
I’ll be thinking about this comment on my deathbed
he's THE father who mothered
him along with Robin Williams
i’d watch hours of brittany just breaking down and talking about each bridgerton episode
YESSSSS
I’m yearning
Bridgerton podcast series when? Even though I’ve never watched it?
PLEASE
YEEEUUUP YEEEUPPP
The fig leaf metaphor is very real. What helped my ADHD brain was clearing the depression fog and learning what I really wanted out of life. I realized I was performing ambition, but I'm truly fulfilled by having a lovely home, enjoying my leisure time without guilt, and occasionally helping direct people who are lost. Now that I'm aware of what I really want, I can do or not do the things that allow me to achieve those things.
P.S. Adderall is a helluva drug. It was way too strong for me.
i have adhd also and adderall was wayyyy too much for me. worst anxiety ever!!
Ritalin is odd for me. I’m thinking of changing the release
Whenever Brittany talks about Bridgerton I just imagine her writing fanfic on parchment in the Victorian era…”as the tips of his fingers grazed against mine and he looketh into mine eyes I began GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE”
I just want to let you know personally that this made me actually laugh a real laugh out loud, not a nose snort, a belly laugh, I am screenshotting and adding to my memes & tweets folder, thank you for this delightful morsel
“I need a man in a pirate blouse NOWWWW👹👹👹!!”😂😂😂
😂😂
I need to know if Brittany knows Jamie Fraser
EVERY TIME Brittany says the word bitch it sounds like dr. Phil when he reads off those mean texts lol
“GUYS, SHUT UP!” 😂😂 I’m dead bro that shit always makes me laugh every time she screams that at us !
“Merry strabismus” right in the middle of all the other thoughts absolutely sent me 😂
Just wait till Brittany finds out Luke Thompson is dating the actor who plays Penelope's sister Philippa (Harriet Cains)
WHAT
Lol I was mad she missed it. It said it right on her screen she just didnt read it 😭
"Oh my god he's 22" absolutely killed me lol
i can definitely relate to the feeling of wanting to try all kinds of skills activities, arts, but psyching myself out and getting too intimidated. something that's helped me is watching my aunt and uncle - a truly perfect couple in their early 70s now who are avid life-long learners and tryers of new things, my uncle especially. he decided he wanted to learn to play the flute about 10-12 years ago and has stuck with it. anytime i'm with them (he brings his flute even on vacation), he'll say "i'm gonna go toot my flute" and he practices every day for an hour. and is he like a perfect, expert flutist? no, but he's a hell of a lot better now than when he started and he loves it. all of that to say that it's scary to start new things and try a new passion, but there's no time limit. you can start when you're 60 if you want
dying every time she says “gooood nIGHt!” like my nana. obsessed😂
SHE DISCOVERED BRIDGERTON SEASON 2 THANK THE LORF
its sooooo much better than season 1
i would watch kate and anthony over simon and daphne annnyyyy day !!!!
I need her to watch Queen Charlotte I’m going crazy!
@@siena4235 i know its just your opinion but you’re still WRONG 😭
@@Freetheebeesnot be that person but you are the first and only person i’ve ever seen disagree. every person i’ve talked to find season 2 and it’s chemistry tons better than season 1
I've always wanted Stanley Tucci's character in Easy A to be my Dad
Ok... Let's unpack this...
dad AND daddy
i feel spoken for in this comment ty
ME TOOOOOO!!! Now I dream of marry someone like that
I feel seen 💜
The walleyed detour has me laughing like a crazy person in my room by myself.
I’ve never commented on a TH-cam video, but I wanted to say thank you for sharing the fig tree metaphor from The Bell Jar. It is comforting to know others have felt and feel the same way I do. So grateful for your videos & content!!!
The Bell Jar being Plath’s only true novel is even more tragic when you read Letters from Home and it starts by her mother saying Sylvia originally wrote The Bell Jar as a book about getting worse and was going to write a second novel that was all about getting better. She clearly never wrote the second one.
Benedict is actually the love of my life, thank you for shedding light on his beautiful aura
Same it’s a good feeling knowing Brittany represents us
36:05 the SpongeBob “I NEED IT” made me spit my coffee out earlier 😂
The Penn Badgley beaver reference was so funny, made me burst out laughing 🤣🤣🤣
bro yelling SHUT UP when no one is talking ...SENDS MEEEE HAHAHAH
The bridgerton Benedict monologue is so rateable 😭
Girl this is by far my fav episode. Thank you for sharing that part about your connection to the fig tree metaphor. I almost started crying bc I was thinking about my connection to it and my older sister who married at a young age and confessed to me recently that she often thought about her life playing out in ten other ways. And then you made a joke and I was laughing again. Love you girl!!!!
my boyfriend just broke up with me today and the only thing that could cheer me up was brittany, i love her so much and i’m so grateful she does this, you bring laughter and happiness into this world babe. keep it up
I think Sylvia Plath was just a women who turned to venting, because what else is there to do. I think she, just like Kafka, wanted to be heard in some way of their thoughts and emotions. Plath published her works before her end.. Kafka would have burned his works if he never wanted them to see the light of day, yet he left them to his acquaintance instead. They both wrote to themselves and wanted to explore the turmoil of *their* human condition.
This was beautifully worded and has inspired me to get back to wiriting short stories for myself. Thank you
THIS IS SO HILARIOUS BC EVERY TIME I HEARD THE STANLEY TUCCI AD I THOUGHT OF STANLEY UR EDITOR
One of my favorite episodes yet lmao the range of topics is indescribable
I always interpreted the Bell Jar and the fig tree metaphor as the overwhelming feeling of being young. When you realize you're not a child anymore and now you have to be an adult and you have to choose but the world is full of possibilities in a way that it isn't when you're older. I read it when I was 20 and it definitely stuck. I also never took it as a great feminist work, I just took it as a young person being overwhelmed by the future and breaking under the pressure of deciding what future they want.
I read it in school when I was 17 right when I started touring colleges and figuring out what I was gonna do after high school and I resonated with it so much. I just graduated and had to write my favorite teacher a letter for our senior banquet and wrote about my English teacher. I opened with the Fig Tree quote because of how much it impacted me as a young adult and I still think about it and what I will do next in life.
that’s not an interpretation thats its meaning…it’s literally a young girl you change choose between doing being a wife with children or being a crew champion
@@keelinfahy yeah I get that can be a main interpretation. I remember when I got the book on the back it said it was a famous feminist work, but when I read it I didn't really get that. I also think it was far more complicated between her two choices. She could see all the different lives she could lead, all of them appealing in their own way. If it's boiled down even more it's just the crippling nature of too much choice
@@isabelleroberge2857why didn’t you see it as a famous feminist novel?
@@isabelleroberge2857 thats where dogma comes in
The screaming of “I need a man in a pirate blouse NOWWWW” that sounded like someone screaming for their life made me fall out of my seat at work.
Please watch Queen Charlotte if you haven’t already!!! 😭 we need a review of that and of FARMER GEORGE 👀
I too think of that enya clip at least once a day. It’s become part of my vocabulary to a point where sometimes I don’t register where it comes from anymore. YOU CANT TAKE ME ANYWHEREEEEEE
THE MONKEY NOISES AT 39:25 IM CRYING LMFAOOO
why are they so accurate tho?!
I don’t think I’ll ever get over that I’m crying 😭😭
shes tooooo good at them GET THIS GIRL TO THE PLANET OF THE APES PREMIER
last 15 minutes:
- stanley tucci searching for italy show
- serving him a 3 course meal
- meals described in detail with butler voice
- nostalgia for lower middle class delicacies
- ingredients in rice a roni
- researched how the palm oil industry is harmful
- reflection on humanity’s destruction of mother earth’s resources
- back to rice a roni meal
The absolute feral love for Benedict Bridgerton is so real😅🔥💗
4:52 less than five in and she killed a moth but wants to be a butterfly 😂❤️ love you girlie but that’s funny😂
cant wait to see the bug on the table every episode after this
girlie benedict's season is gonna be soooo good (if they keep to the book) because he was YEARNING for his girl just wait
If I don’t see Sophie soon I will sue. 😂 she is honestly my favorite character in the series.
thanks for being so vulnerable when talking about the bell jar, sending you love and reassurance
the MONKEY SOUNDSSSS, me too- 💀 girl just, me too
bestie i hate to tell you this but luke thompson is in fact in a relationship with the actress that plays one of penelope’s sisters😔💔
i cannot believe we just got the privilege to hear you read sylvia plath's fig tree passage Brittany i love you
the fig tree part actually got me. im glad i tuned in today. thank you broskie ❤️
“i wish you all a happy life” IM WEAKKK😭
DUDE Benedict even gives older brother vibes, Antony gives confused middle kid. But i guess with the storylines they make sense but still
Totally agree
9 seconds after broadcast omg locked in
I was awake and I DIDNT GET THE NOTIFICATION 😔😔😔
I need a Stanley Tucci in my life just as much as I need a love life like Penelope’s and Colin’s.
Thank you for pulling this book out so recently! I can’t tell you how timely it was for me and where I am in my life’s journey. It gave me the exact analogy for me to lay this out to my therapist and ask how to develop tools to spot this thinking and work on chipping away at the seal of the jar. Keep up the good work!!!!
the chancla kill😭😭😭
lmaooo brittany is a latina mom😭
I was just going to comment why no one was talking about the bug kill in the beginning 😂 so funny
crying over luke thompson is so real I NEEDDD HIMMMMMMM😩😩😩😩😩 benedict girls rise ‼️‼️‼️
I can acknowledge that the bell jar is an acclaimed novel while simultaneously disliking it. I've never felt like I was existing in such a storm cloud while reading a book in my whole life. Something about it felt so dark that I wouldn't have even finished it if it weren't for the fact that I was reading it for a class. I generally don't recommend it when people ask. But with all that being said, the fig tree metaphor has haunted me for years
i've never read the bell jar but i needddd toooo. when u read about the fig tree i started tearing up because literally me bro.
is it just me or i feel like brittany would absolutely ADORE chappell roan. actually begging for her to listen to femininomenon a single time
THIS IS HOW I FEEL I NEED HER TO LISTEN TO RISE AND FALL OF A MIDWEST PRINCESS
she posted the song California on her insta story so I'm guessing she's listened to at least some of it. plus there's no way she hasn't heard it on the radio or tiktok so I'm sure we'll be hearing about it soon lol
i love the fig metaphor so much because it’s so incredibly relatable, and i think it certainly can be a symptom of ADHD, i think for a lot of people it’s a symptom of former gifted and burnt out kids. it’s that belief that you can’t try something unless you’re going to be great at it, so instead you choose to do nothing because of the fear of failure. you’re told that you have so much potential and possibility, but that much potential and possibilities can be paralyzing if you don’t believe it in yourself.
Fav episode yet! Love that we can be silly and also be real. Really great middle ground, had me heeheeing and thinking critically.
33:33 STOPPPP the way my sister and i quote that specific part in the movie alllllll the time 😂😂😂😂 Brittany just gets it
we are SO back we are SO locked in BIENVINUEEEEE BROSKI NATIONNNN
Maybe the real Stanley Tucci was the Hamburger we Helped along the way
Loved the Bridgerton segment! 💜 I just love discussing Bridgerton so much 😍 Even made a discord server about it (and other bookish things) 😁
“ I need a man in a pirate blouse NOW 👹” cuts to DoorDash ad. Love to see it
Eyes: closed
Hands: off the wheel
Speeding: in a school zone
Points: on my license
Locked: the fuck in
Eyes: walled
Onika: burgers
Bell: Jar
sylvia:plaith
great:book
B-B-B-BLUEBERRY RED BULL: in the bodega cup
Fun fact, they still do shock therapy! Its called electroconvulsive therapy and is usually used alongside medication. They put you to sleep and you don’t remember much. It really helped my grandmother.
This worries me. 😟
@TatumGrace-kw5eu don't worry, it's nothing like it used to be, the technology has advanced a lot which allows it to be more targeted/less negative side effects
that is so scary to me. i remember when i was hospitalized years ago it was an option to get it.. i was so scared and i didn’t get it. i’m glad it helped your grandma!!
@@madsxgI know someone that gets it, they now can focus on certain points on the brain (allegedly) and they say it helps and they don’t feel anything
I need to tell you how much you’ve helped me in all my solo travels. When I listen to you I feel like I’m with a friend. It is so nice to listen to your opinion on everything and the knowledge you share is very valuable thank you Brittany 💕
I actually cried when you read that part of the book. So relatable. I’m glad to see I’m not the only one struggling with that. Big hugs to anybody who is feeling that way 🫂
36:52 “I’m sick of the dating apps” *is sponsored by tinder*
I can gladly say that after the bridgerton talk 2 weeks ago I decided to watch it and am now impatiently waiting for the next part to come out
Me too! I binged bridgerton and queen charlotte!! It’s so good!!!
@@Binklebottom.-sooooo good, however season three has been a little disappointing so far 🥲 hopefully part 2 delivers
@@rileigh5642 I get that I’m more of a Kate and Anthony girly. Polin felt rushed in my opinion
@@Binklebottom.- same to me! And I know they’re friends to lovers and therefore have known each other for YEARS but they haven’t known each other romantically for years. Only Penn has, Colin just started thinking about her romantically a few weeks before he proposed, that’s fast for him!
@@rileigh5642 literally!!!!
i feel like the luckiest woman alive because my husband has the yearning down pat lmao
LOVE that she is talking about the bell jar and Miss Sylvia
5:00 “I have thoughts”
Me : “ I love her thoughts”
I TURN MY SWAG ONN ‼️✊
Girl I genuinely learn so much from your podcast. It's so educational, joyful and fun. You're such an amazing human and personally... I think you'd be the best teacher ever. Specially history or theater haha (also as a Bridgerton book girlie, I felt the same way about Benedict while reading his book!!!)
so happy you did a review Bell Jar! Just read it and wrote about it for my English final. happy i got to review it with you!!
Brittany, I couldn't have related to anything more than when you talked about the fig tree analogy. I have the exact same struggle right now - I don't allow myself the freedom to start because of fear of failure, because of the pressure to do it right, because of the fear that I'll mess up in front of everyone. I'm in the process of writing my music and trying to put myself out there, but I have so many other endeavours that it all just gets crowded and I can't focus on what it takes to just complete my works. Because I stop before I can even see the project through. But your words have truly inspired me and hopefully sometime in the not so far future, we can both achieve what we set out to
I’m driving, sleeping, standing at the same time.
Make sure those hands are off the wheel
We stan a multitasking queen. Need to get you into Broski Nation HQ asap to lead our armies to victory 💅💁♀️❤️
i think a hard part about realizing you might have adhd is the realization that all these life experiences i have had aren't necessarily unique to me, and i'm actually not that different, and there are many more going through the same struggles i do who understand me etc. its an metaphorical 'slap' to the ego if you will.
the moth cadaver just chilling on the desk for the whole episode
New Addition to the desk! Dead Moth!!!! Welcome!
12:00 not even the 50s, healthcare now is terrifying. I take care of people who are doped up for no good reason because their doctor thinks it’s ok but never actually sees them being totally dependent and high as a kite. It’s terrifying and sad. Got punched in the face today. Everyone was mad. I don’t know what happened, but almost every patient today was combative. So sad. I try so hard to be nice. Had a patient try to get me in trouble because I didn’t answer her call light within 10 minutes as I was taking care of 21 other people.
Hey, I just wanted to say that your work is important and you're making a difference
To quote Adam Sandler from the Romano Tours SNL sketch, "If you're sad where you are, and then you get on a plane to Italy, the you in Italy will be the same sad you from before, just in a new place."
i thought this exact thing!!! love the snl x broski crossover
thats my fav snl sketch
to quote lana 'everywhere you go you take yourself'
5:40 yelling at us like we're students who won't settle down 😭😭
No bc I was putting away dishes very loudly and when she said that I JUMPEDD 😭 yes my royal highness, pardon me!!
That quotation about the fig tree shook me to the core. Thank you for discussing it. Your commentaries always make me feel better about the struggles of life...uff love you Brittany.
The way she kept calling him “Paul Wahlburger” had me dying
These podcasts are helping me through my postpartum one random google search at a time.
I watched this while pumping ❤ shout out to all the broski nation moms breeding the next generation of super soldiers for our great leader
It’s helping me through the most miserable first trimester ever! I’ll never locked in every Tuesday when baby comes ❤
Congratulations babes🥳❤️
I just did 15 assignments, this is just what I needed.
I feel you👊 listening to this while studying for exams wish me luck 😭
omg are u ok
@@Zioupzi Stay strong soldier✊
@@iwantaburrito. yes, thank you😢
are you 12