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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 มิ.ย. 2024
- This week on The Broski Report, Fearless Leader Brittany Broski considers medieval torture, talks about meeting Kamala Harris, dissects her relationship with the church, moves Broski Nation to an underground base, discusses famous 80s rock bands, and learns German.
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my favourite part of watching these videos is glancing at the comments beforehand, like 'convo with kamala harris,' 'brutal depictions of medieval torture,' and 'men in uniform' is a real disclaimer
LMFAO😭😭😭😭
Mine is when she turns her head mid sentence and SCREAMMMSSSS and then continues it gets me everytime 😂
Tbf men in uniform is always on the docket
And shitting in a bucket
the tf hood 💖💖💖
Already obsessed with how the hat is messing with the green screen
she cannot be contained
Its a green screen???????????
only the right monitor :D @@djungelskog132
it’s surprisingly not a green screen besides the tv that says “the broski report”
@@djungelskog132the tv display is!
brittany’s tangents remind me of when u would get your teacher to talk about their personal life so they stop teaching for a few minutes
MY FAVORITES 🤣🤣
I had a math teacher who was easily distracted. It was glorious learning how much of a compulsive liar he was, exaggerating his tall-tales. 😂
Omg yes
Literally ours used to tell us about her upcoming dates and how much she wanted a boyfriend
okay you're right but it was genuine I actually wanted to know how my english teacher was doing, of course it was my english teacher thats just how nature works
brittany going on such a deep rant about religion while wearing THAT hat has literally already made my year.
LMAO same
“KAMALA WE DONT HAVE TIME TO STOP AT CANES ANYMORE”🗣️🗣️🗣️
🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
HOPEFULLY THEY HAVE REESES PIECES AT THE TOWN HALL 🗣
LORD KNOWS YOU TOOK YOUR SWEET TIME 🗣️
Brittany talking deeply about human hope and how fragile it is while wearing this hat is the epitome of her duality
And then talking about bullet proof furry uniforms 5 min later
@myaball5295 YES. THIS.
@@samanthamoore5017and her with no undies saying hallo to the military men 15 more min later 😂
I literally just laughed so hard all while being so moved by her words because I relate. I also relate to the hat. The silliness is so necessary
the way you can literally sing any genre and speak any accent is incredible… like….
also.. waiting for you to become a voice actor as a side gig
She is truly so talented!!! And so loveable 🤗
She did theatre in high school and college so this adds up tbh
"I've seen it, I've had it and I've lost it" was truly powerful
this is felt on every level of my being
caesar said smth about that. veni vidi vici or smth
no literally i was like wow
"Sister in Christ, Brother in arms" is SENDING ME
💪
"Is this queer?" 💪🏼
I think it really speaks to her and Trixie being spiritual siblings and fighting on the same side in the war also known as “attracted to men”
I love how her titles normally never relate to what she's talking about, like she'll mention it once and then go through the 9 commandments out of nowhere.
Which…which one does she forget
@@jacksonstarks941Exactly, but she would only say nine of them😂
Facts😂😂
I lost it at “GET IN THE TAHOE KAMALA! WE DONT HAVE TIME TO STOP AT THE CANES ANYMORE”
I LOVEEE when brittany does the southern meemaw voice, really brings out her texan side
Brittany yelling at Kamala Harris that they are to late to get canes is making me explode
seeing that blurry bear balaclava during the countdown was all I needed to see to know this episode will be good
right thats what i say whenever i see that camo sweater. this was a deadly combo
4:44 Brittany’s visceral reaction to what she’s reading paired with her hat blending into the green screen absolutely killed me
I went back and this checks out😂😂
As a cancer survivor who was also an athlete you made me feel so heard and loved hearing you talk about your thoughts on illness and it’s affects.
I'm glad you're still here and you won your fight ❤❤
that dialogue w kamala was so damn southern 😭 like small town stop in the road and talk through the windows, golly
I love hearing her sound SO Southern
"I feel fckin CRAAAZAYYY" with that bear balaclava told me all I needed to know about this episode
FINALLY SOMEONE GETS "WHEN YOU BELIEVE" THE PRINCE OF EGYPT IS A MASTERPIECE!!! my religious trauma aside dreamworks really outdid themselves. star-studded cast, like double-decker bus stacked cast. EVERY SONG WAS A MASTERPIECE! also the screenwriters told the story of moses as an actual story, watching it back after leaving christianity there is still lessons you can learn or just appreciate it for being a quality movie.
As someone who has been taking German for the last 7 years, I’m genuinely impressed with your pronunciation WE LOVE A TRILINGUAL QUEEN ✨
12:30 the immediate jump back to the “Anyway, drawing and quartering…” thought sent me 😂
I think it was a cut that was edited wrong hahah
i love when brittany says she doesn’t care about something because i KNOW it’ll directly lead to her researching it for at least ten minutes
She''s an unforgivingly open-minded warrior queen
"my handkerchief is shit-stained, YOOoOoWHOOoOoOoo!" got me shit stained.
54:20 “And then they’ll say no and shoot me” LMFAOO
That part had me dyinggggg LMAO
DYING at “Oh you started a holy war? Cringe”
MY god is better than YOUR god
I cannot describe the comfort I feel watching Brittany whilst only sharing maybe 15% of her interests. It does not matter if I share her fixations, she is my leader in war.
same! never lisened to a minute of country never read a fantasy saga. am I invested in every minute- also, yes.
Brittney as a female in the army, there’s no blue eyed man in the military that’s NOT toxic😂😂
Breaking my soap mactavish dreams over here
REAL @@its_pawesome
Aw come on I can’t have SHIT man
Brittany, when you show up to the Hozier concert in an Irish wedding gown, make sure it isn't green! Green being unlucky to wear to your wedding day became a superstition from Ireland. He'll be so impressed with your knowledge of Ireland!
We just wear white like most of the western world, possibly a bit of lace from your region at a push
Girl the genuine very serious religious conversation while wearing the balaclava killed me
Same 😂💀 your girl has relatable Texas religious trauma and that’s exactly what I pointed out; yet it somehow made it even more relatable? 😂
starting off strong with brutal depictions of medieval torture before we’re even 5 minutes in. and this is what makes us girls ✨
I was three minutes in and thought ‘that seems unlikely..’.
I. Was. Wrong.
22:56 - as a viewer with a strong faith i really enjoy when brittany talks about religion because shes able to do it in such a way that discusses the horrible mistakes many religious people have made that have made people feel unsafe or outright hurt people, but still leaves room and respect for the good of religion, the comfort and strength it gives people. like she shows that she truely and deeply understands the importance of faith to people like myself, despite her own terrible experiences with the church. i dont really have a point its just something thats been on my mind. i usually get really uncomfortable talking to my athiest friends about religion because i know that many of them have been hurt by the wider church, and i dont want to hurt our friendship. but hearing how open and understanding someone like brittany can be about the topic is encouraging.
30:26 PLEASE DO!! I WOULD BINGE WATCH IT EVERYDAY 😭😭
ME TOO why does this not have more likes
back this
i love when brittany does an old southern woman voice, it is so spot on it’s INSANE
She's a woman from Texas. Is it really that surprising that someone from Humboldt county can mimic that accent?
the bear balaclava is the cherry on top of brittany’s energy this episode
I think it is Hila Klein’s clothing company “Teddy Fresh”
26:00 - this weirdly felt like such a personal message and was so heartwarming - thanks Brittany! My dad passed away a few days ago (I am in my early 20s, for context), he sadly had MND/ALS, but prior to this, he was an athlete who would run marathons and come first place. I could not even begin to comprehend how this illness would have impacted him mentally because of that. I know he was scared in his last few days, but was able to pass on in a somewhat peaceful way. The world is such a strange place, but I’d like to think the human spirit lives on😊. My heart goes out to anyone else also experiencing grief or sickness at this time. ❤
Hearing you talk about your experience in south korea and old kpop made me so happy. Definitely an ep I will comeback to often
The little earring dangling and moving every time Brittany moves her head just keeps cracking me up everytime 🤣
the teddy fresh bear balaclava and camo hoodie combo is everything to me, it sets the tone for this entire ep
Military kid here, hearing someone else talk about their life on base/experience with that… I had never felt such comfort. YOU GET ME FOR REAAL!!! Need more people talking about military kid life.
My uncle was diagnosed with metastasized lung cancer about a month ago. He’s very ill and it is terminal. We’re basically waiting around for him to pass any day now. I have never been a religious person but watching my family go through this has had me thinking about how much comfort religion brings to people and I think I see things in a whole new light now. Hearing you talk about that makes me feel very seen. Your podcast brings me a lot of joy and I appreciate everything you do ❤
The way I was waiting for you to say “big summer blowout” after each “yooohoooo” 😂😂😂 iykyk
girl me too !!
Gonna have me saying that all day
Girl what do you mean iykyk? Frozen was THE highest grossing animated movies of all time. Everyone knows lmao
@@jessicatafoya4731 if it wasn’t for my kids, I wouldn’t have lol
The yoohoos had me howling 😭😭
Listening to her talking about such deep stuff and relating to her SO much , while she's wearing that hat is actually so relieving and comforting for me
The dialogue of how the holy wars started 😭😭😭 “guys what about the big ball of light in the sky.. shouldn’t we look at that instead” I’m rollingggg
the kamala harris cosplay has me laughing and kicking my feet at 6 in the morning
lmao same!!
Cosplay is when someone is dressed up as someone, I think you were looking for the word roleplay. Just so u know :) No shade, I'll leave now sorry love you bye
As someone who’s watching their father battle cancer, and is very much NOT a religious or faith based person, i have been doing the hail mary. i have sat on my floor sobbing begging anything that can hear me to help my dad. I have screamed into my pillow not understanding what he did to deserve it. This does take my mind off it. I can’t even wait on him to get better because he’s, idk it doesn’t matter i don’t wanna trauma dump im overwhelmed with everything is all. i appreciate you. thank you. thank you for being here. thank you for making me laugh. thank you for your content. thank you for the parasocial relationship. thank you.
I'm sorry sorry you are all going through this. Cancer really is a plague. I hope both you and your father can find some peace today💚
You’re strong ❤💪
Hey friend, As someone who lost their dad to cancer at 19, I know that it is unbearably painful, and you will want to scream at the sky all the time, but I promise, you will get through it. Please believe me. I’m almost 2 years out and I can’t believe how happy I finally feel again. Don’t give up.
you and you dad are very strong, hope everything works out❤️
Cancer is a bitch and a taker.
As a future high school history teacher I think a Broski history channel is necessary to teach future generations
ugh youre so intelligent and literate i have been explaining for years of how envious i am of people who have faith because its something that i will never be able to experience as a human from the opposite end of the “religion” thing. (an example being my dad would get upset when people would say “bless you” after a sneeze, because why would you ‘bless’ someone for a bodily function) nobody ever understood what i meant by that, and to randomly hear my thoughts be validated on a podcast was a wonderful start to my morning😂
I know that’s not the point of your comment but in French we say « À tes souhaits » which means « At your wishes » when someone sneezes, if you ever want to find something else to say besides « bless you »! Maybe your dad will like that haha
The green in Brittany's balaclava going into the green screen is my favorite part for some reason
I want her to wear a Jenna Marbles inspired green screen outfit so bad. It would be everything.
This episode was especially unhinged. Absolutely living for it. Love the zooms
Yea I like how they changed things up and added some of the comedic editing 😂
By far this is easily my favorite episode so far. As military brat I loved this as well as , the British accent used, military scenario/terms being used, all of it made me cackle. Love ya Broski
conversation about waiting on a loved one to get better hits close rn. thanks dude, you are a precious gem of a person. and all that happy shit lol
it's fun to come in early because it feels like we're all experiencing this together
the “yoohoo” bit is gonna carry me through the rest of the week thank you
19:40 Thank you for talking about Celine :( I love her to pieces and it's heart wrenching what she's going through
I came here to say this 😭❤️
And at the Grammys, people were coming at Taylor swift for not hugging or comforting Celine, when Celine told people to not touch her because of her muscles. Like maybe ask Celine about the situation before judging.
as a military brat watching and listening to her talk about her experience living overseas is so heartwarming and nostalgic. everything she said resonated with me and it makes me so happy to feel like I can identify with her!!!
I just know our supreme leader's hair was crazy after taking that hat off lmao
She shaved her hair off by accident last week :(
@@catlvr-kg9olwait actually
my neck is itching just thinking about all the hair that’s smooshed up under there 😩
She has three strands of hair It’s gonna be fine ❤️
she has no extensions in, so she had to have something full coverage LOL we know her too well @@guera2003
Shamelessly watching this full screen full brightness propped up at the gym for all to see. Spreading the good news
LOL SAME
fellow military brat here 🫡 i’ve lived overseas in europe for 10 years and i can relate to the excitement i felt getting to go on base and getting a taste of “america” 🦅😭
🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈🌎🌎🏈
I watched the first 20 minutes of this podcast a couple weeks ago and then I had to go to class so I paused it. It's currently 1am and I decided to put it on and finish it while I paint my nails for my grandma's funeral that is in the morning, because Brittany makes me laugh and this podcast is what I watch when I want to relax and laugh. There is something poetic about the fact that I put on this podcast at the part of the video where she discusses grieving a loved one and waiting for the inevitable and painful news. That is what my life has unexpectedly become over the last month. It's been a long few weeks but even if it sounds cheesy, Brittany has helped me to find peace in a difficult time. Thank you girl. Your constant vulnerability and authentic display of self is a beautiful thing and it has helped me to find joy in the hard moments
As a German I loved this episode and was dying not trying to laugh at my office desk, my grandma used to always say yooou-whooo! Hahah
I love this 😂
How were her German pronunciations?
@@emilyz3576 actually not bad! I could understand everything :)
my german grandma still says youu whooo!😂😂
As a former military child myself I LOVED when you talked about going on base, I lived on base for most of my childhood and rarely hear anyone talk about it !!
I also lived on military bases throughout my life (Army brat!) and love hearing about it!! It’s so sad when you hit 23 and you lose your military ID and base privileges. Makes me want to marry in or join up 🤪
Military bases are a rare aesthetic fr
Absolutely LIVING for Brittany teaching herself german, shes intuitively so good at it
It’s the way Brittney is so intelligent and cultured and talks so highly about Spanish and Hispanic cultures and encourages others to read and learn about cultures and walks of life and art forms and challenges us to further our critical thinking skills and then in the same breath says German is a made up language and that it’s “ just English with a little *clearing throat noises* “
I could see her as a tourist in another country who’s taking in and enjoying all the sights and experiences but is also lightly humming the star-spangled banner and leaving small American flags everywhere she goes. 😂😂
40:58 nothing is more humbling than standing in line at the FedEx store with your mail in poop sample sealed in the biohazard envelope
This woman is so versatile. I can’t wait to see her career and where she takes it. I truly believe she can do what ever it is she wants to do.
This has to be like the funniest episode
omg brittany should watch saltburn and tell us how she feels about it
I'm so confused how she missed this
“Anyway, drawing and quartering was …” 😂☠️
the yoohoos all throughout and translating sentences into german at the end killed me
I wasn’t a military brat as a child but I myself was enlisted in the Navy and I was stationed in Yokosuka Japan for my first duty station and it was the first time outside of the United States and I fell in love with Japan and the food and the culture as well so listening to you explain your experience with living in South Korea made me think of my experience abroad and I now have a eight year old and I cannot wait to go visit Japan and see her get to experience the culture as well.
the fake scenarios are having me CRY LAUGHING
i love when brittany wears this hat bc it makes things 10x funnier and i feel like i’m high
My ADHD is obsessed with Brittney and how she can’t stay on a topic for more than 5 minutes
this is the kinda pace i need from every convo in my life
so comforting to hear an influencer speak about being a military brat (especially air force in my case!) i wasn’t stationed in South Korea, but i was in Japan. i miss it everyday, but omg that BX baskin robbins gave me LIFE!!! even though it was you getting “off topic,” thank you for the little nostalgic ramble :)
As a german the ending had me dying 😂 And the pronunciation even was on point! Hallooo✨ language queen
Would absolutely love a Broski 'History was Stupid' show/podcast
PLEASE
The way Brittany is able to seemingly and effortlessly transition from bit to bit is crazy
adhd be zooming man
I never comment on videos but when you started talking about Celine dion and it shifted to being an athlete no longer able to do the things you could previously because of your health it hit me. I had a bad injury and I will have likely a lot of reoccurring issues with it in the future which means I cant do the things I want to in the future with my sport. your video really resonated with me and I feel like I needed that reassurance of "yes its hard and I get your pain" because truly no one talks about the pain of being an athlete to no longer being one. thank you Brittany.
31:36 FIRE! FIRE IT ALL! god i love that accent and voice combination
My husband was in a car accident about 2 years ago and damaged his spine. I grew up deeply religious and then ended up choosing to leave that a few years prior to his accident. As we’ve navigated the journey to his recovery (which we are still on), that emotion Brittany describes of putting your hands up in the air and just pleading for something to help is so real. I too still struggle to understand where I’m at with the church, god, universe, etc., but just hearing someone else verbally express the same experience of trying to grapple with those very specific emotions, while watching someone they love go through so much pain and suffering, really is just so validating and comforting 🥹 Thanks for being a constant source of humor/distraction as well as deep relatability for so many of us Brittany!! 🫶
🤙🏽🕊️💛
whelp we’re prayin for em
Slaying the Teddy Fresh as always fearless leader🩷🧸
I lost my dad in late december after 20years of battling with parkinsons disease. Knowing that you can relate to what ive been through in your own way makes me feel comforted so thank you
My sister passed away almost a month ago, and your videos have helped me tremendously through the grief and shock ❤️ your deep talk at the beginning really resonated with me, thank you for everything Brittany
When I was little it was discovered I had stopped producing blood and had lesions in my bones and my mom had people pray for me all across the country in different churches. They sat my mom down for the “talk” because I was going to die. I got better all of a sudden, and while I am RIDDLED with chronic illnesses and conditions and has had ups and downs with health I lived. While I’m not Christian, I do believe in the concept of hope, and if enough people get together and connect and try to manifest whatever they’re praying for, I think it works. I don’t know why and I don’t know how but I do think it sometimes works.
hello from california! I am happy you’re alive!
As a German the last 7 minutes were not only hilarious but weirdly impressive😂👏🏼
I work at a boba shop and every tuesday morning i always got big ole broski report playing in my headphones when i walk in to work. i usually do my opening tasks while listening to the pod since it’s always the perfect length from when i clock in to when we open and literally i couldn’t stop giggling to myself this whole episode. my straight, male coworker who can barely speak english asked me what i was listening to bc i was laughing sm and i quite literally had no way to explain it 😭😭😭
i know i'm a little late to this, i'm currently catching up w the pod after having a really tough couple of weeks. i just want to thank you for helping me through it. i just listened to the celine dion part of the pod and i teared tf up, i hope you know how much we love and appreciate you. my mom got sick when covid started and she passed away a year ago, and your content has genuinely helped me stay alive. i hope i get to meet you one day and give you the biggest hug, i'll literally have the same reaction you had when you met beyonce. you're my hero, i don't know how else to word it. thank you our fearless leader
My greatest challenge is listening to this podcast as I walk to class and not just randomly laughing
real
OMG YESS! I was at work and I had to stop it until I got home so I can actually laugh😭😭
Girl I'm out here laughing my ass off in the panda express. No shame
@@scarletc867 no because I’ll be on the subway going to school and I started laughing and this old woman got up and moved lmao
My mom died last May from a drug overdose. It’s been the hardest thing for me to move forward with my life and understand her decisions. You have helped me so much. I just wanted to say I’m so thankful for you
When my father was diagnosed with cancer it was very hard, but these podcasts and Brittany’s TikTok’s single handedly helped me through the hardest months of my life. On my car rides with my sister driving back to our college town we always never knew what to listen to. These became our go to. Brittany brought a little light into some very dark moments. She always manages to put smiles on our faces
Yeah, as a deeply religious queer woman, I appreciate you being able to have these open conversations because yeah. The church of my youth and the loudest portion of it hurt me and you and many people deeply. I've also found the most love and hope in not only my own personal experience with God, but in a community that I asked for and prayed to find once my understanding of God changed, which for me, is still in a church but an entirely different denomination.
I've been in the back of the car on the way to the hospital praying hard, I've had that. Fallen to my knees beneath my desk at work after hearing someone else is sick. Got it all.
That's why I'm still here. And I think expressing the compassion you do when you speak about this stuff is not only respectful but honestly more emblematic of the way Christian people are supposed to behave and treat others than many Christian people and institutions that do cause the pain that they do. Thank you for being honest, vulnerable, and for only instituting drawing and quartering as a prank.
The beginning got me so hyped up I accidentally let one rip in class
SCREAM QUEENS IS THE BEST SHOW EVER pls binge watch it and report back next week 😭😭😭
i dont watch the broski report very often but brittany, i adore you so much. what you had to say starting at 19:00 really made me emotional. you always know how to make me think and feel real and appreciate what i am. i am currently at a very low point in my life so your kind reassuring eye opening words make me feel better. i had this video on in the background while applying for jobs, filled with strress and anxiety, your words made me think and feel what i was trying to avoid for so long. i am such a mess even while typing this but you are such an icon ilysm :(
💖✨💗”hey guys welcome back to my medieval torture asmr channel”💅🏼✨💖
I became disabled two years ago at 26 after 12 years of a physically active career. I feel so seen by what you said, thank you Brittany. People are always surprised to realize how few people stop to empathize with those absolutely flailing emotionally from physical ailments. I've lost hope twice these last two years, and I still made it through and am here today. There is something so beautiful about someone I look up to addressing that with such accurate and selfless language. Thank you.
I feel ya. Becoming disabled is an unrelenting mind Fck.
"I've seen it, and I've had it, and I've lost it." BRITTANY YOU'RE SO INTELLIGENT WITH WORDS WOW
wild how you went from linda ronstadt to finding faith through family members' illness- the only time I've prayed genuinely (since a child) was when my mum was in a coma, and the first time i heard of linda ronstadt was the song goodbye my friend that my grandma wanted played at mummas funeral
not the song from Shrek that the lil dude plays on the bugle 0:33 😭
a woman of culture i see
This has me dying I knew I recognized it 😭😭😭
Lmao I knew as soon as I heard it. Of Course Britt is a Shrek connoisseur
I THOUGHT THIS TOO