I pretend I have dementia. I say hey grandpa when will you be here. I want to go to the zoo or fishing. Don’t make me touch those squishy worms. Goop gets on my fingers then up my nose. 🤪🥴 Hey granny. Cook me some cookies today. Don’t put any of that dog sh’t in them. Makes me go potty. 🤣😂 Where’s grandpa. Make sure he is wearing pants today. Stuff like that. They hang up before I can get all that out. 😂 I also talk loud. I am 60 and home all the time. So I get a good laugh and takes up part of my day.
The best one was when I convinced a double glazing salesman to come and measure up the windows in the garden shed as my parents kept me locked in there and it was cold. THEY ACTUALLY TURNED UP!!!!!
I tell them l have to get some paper and a pencil to take notes. Then, l start reading page one of David Copperfield, or Moby Dick. Once, l started up with Little House on the Prairie. Click.
Y’all in the UK have different scam calls than we do…so I’m a bit confused on some. Sorry for my ignorance, but what is a conservatory? And the car accident calls, what are those about? In the States we have scam calls about you owe money to the government (IRS) and if you don’t pay right now the cops are coming for you. Or “fundraising for police or firemen” and then of course “your computers been hacked, we can help you” ones.
A conservatory is an extension on the back of your house that's usually made mostly of glass. People put furniture in there as they tend to be really warm in the summer (think of an "indoor greenhouse"). Another name is a sunroom which gives you a good idea!
I pretend I have dementia.
I say hey grandpa when will you be here. I want to go to the zoo or fishing. Don’t make me touch those squishy worms. Goop gets on my fingers then up my nose.
🤪🥴
Hey granny. Cook me some cookies today. Don’t put any of that dog sh’t in them.
Makes me go potty. 🤣😂
Where’s grandpa. Make sure he is wearing pants today.
Stuff like that.
They hang up before I can get all that out. 😂
I also talk loud.
I am 60 and home all the time. So I get a good laugh and takes up part of my day.
The best one was when I convinced a double glazing salesman to come and measure up the windows in the garden shed as my parents kept me locked in there and it was cold. THEY ACTUALLY TURNED UP!!!!!
I sing "She'll be comin round the Mountain". I have a very loud singing voice.
I tell them l have to get some paper and a pencil to take notes. Then, l start reading page one of David Copperfield, or Moby Dick. Once, l started up with Little House on the Prairie. Click.
"Yeah, I got rid of the bodies. Do you have the money ready?"
Click...
Y’all in the UK have different scam calls than we do…so I’m a bit confused on some. Sorry for my ignorance, but what is a conservatory? And the car accident calls, what are those about? In the States we have scam calls about you owe money to the government (IRS) and if you don’t pay right now the cops are coming for you. Or “fundraising for police or firemen” and then of course “your computers been hacked, we can help you” ones.
A conservatory is an extension on the back of your house that's usually made mostly of glass. People put furniture in there as they tend to be really warm in the summer (think of an "indoor greenhouse"). Another name is a sunroom which gives you a good idea!
@ Thank you!!
I record scam conversations and put them on TH-cam!!
Nice of you to steal all Joe Heenan's stuff...unless you are Joe Heenan...are you?