"It is a remarkable dichotomy really: in many ways Clark is the most Human of us all... ...then he shoots FIRE from the sky, and it is difficult not to think of him as a god. And how lucky we all are that it never occurs to him." - Batman, 'Batman/Superman: Public Enemies'
@@mrarcade2504 It came straight from the mouth of the legendary Butler himself. That line and “There’s nothing here worth saving” after stomping Injustice Superman’s head into the pavement of the Batcave are definitely my favorite two Alfred moments.
Alfred: Well, congrats you've discovered the bat cave. Oh? You believe that I am just going to call Mr.Gordon and have you arrested? You seem to forget whom you are speaking to, I am not just the Wayne family butler but also it's protector from these kinds of deeds. What deeds? * pulls out pistol & fires* *sigh * yet another mess to clean.
Alfred ain’t no fuckin joke, There was a comic where assassins broke into the mansion and Alfred’s first reaction was to grab a shotgun and start murdering highly trained ninjas.
@@Zhongli.-7000 I always feel the need to clarify that one: it absolutely happened, but Alfred was hopped up on Kryptonian super-drugs, attacking from almost total surprise, and had a fatal heart attack from the strain almost the instant he finished. But yes, he stomped a mud hole in Injustice Superman's face.
Fun Fact: Batman was mad when he first discovered Alfred owned guns in the manor. Alfred replied "Try as you may, sir. But I have more in here, and don't bother looking because you will never find them"
Alfred was a former soldier, it makes sense that he goes to his roots. I just love that he pulled up to a guy that just ripped an electrified steel fence out of a wall like it’d be a fair 1 v 1
I love when characters like these exist. The “he’s a badass and we all know it” kind of character. Alfred is the ultimate butler and always one of the best side characters in anything Batman is in, giving Bruce the sass
Alfred: "I regret to inform you...but the Master is much a better person than I. You see...I'm not strong enough to let you live and fight another day"
Alfred is literally the only person who can kill people and Bruce would just act like it never happened. He knows for a fact Alfred keeps the strap on em😂😂😂
There is a reason that Raz al Ghul, and a number of other villains who know Batman’s identity, do not attempt to come after him. And that reason has a very nice suit, which he knows how to clean blood and gunpowder off of. He’s done it before, and he will most assuredly do it again.
@@Zminator1986 unfortunately we will never know, though my money is on the buckshot, because what better way to deal with an intruder then turning them into swiss cheese
*Fun Fact:* Alfred is the only member in the Bat Family who is exempt from the no-kill rule. He's also gained superhuman strength in the comics, faced off against Superman, and actually held his ground.
Alfred once murdered an entire room full of ninja assassins for breaking into Wayne manor with a shotgun. Batman may not like killing but Alfred doesn't hesitate.
Ah, so good ol' Alfred HAS extracted kryptonite bullets from Supes before! This is just what I've been needing to know, so thank you for that. Have a great rest of the week, bruh!
@@sabishiihito of course he did. That's Alfred Pennyworth for you. He's patched Batman up and cleaned his Batsuit for him afterwards who knows how many times; there's no way he wasn't going to do the same thing for Clark. Especially since Bruce and Clark see each other as brothers in a way ever since they found out Thomas Wayne had a hand in Jor-El deciding on Earth as his son's new home according to a recent comic I heard about. I forget the name and the issue, tho.
@@sabishiihito Weird how he repaired it when his suit should be invulnerable to a needle? Literally the answer to "how did Martha make his supersuit out of his kryptonian baby blankets if his suit is invulnerable" is "she unravelled the blankets and knit the suit", apparently. That's right, Superman's costume is KNIT.
Alfred: If I knew you were bringing company, I would’ve tidied up the cave. Batman: Clark’s been shot. Alfred: And you would too, Master Bruce. I was prepared to do something rather….ungentlemanly with this thing.
Alfred is a former British agent, and has been a loyal father figure, ever since Bruce lost his parents. Bro will throw down with even darksid if he has to.
If you want a true badass by your side, forget Superman or Batman or anybody else *get you an Alfred, he STAYS strapped and ready to put somebody in the dirt*
Movie: Superman/Batman: Public Enemies
That first team up comic and movie was epic!
Thanks for the info
Low-key one the best batman and superman films ever!!!🤣🤣🤣
@@zev2x762 facts
"It is a remarkable dichotomy really: in many ways Clark is the most Human of us all...
...then he shoots FIRE from the sky, and it is difficult not to think of him as a god. And how lucky we all are that it never occurs to him." - Batman, 'Batman/Superman: Public Enemies'
“Perhaps you relied on my master's vow against using lethal force. Let me assure you that I subscribe to no such niceties.” - Alfred Pennyworth
Damn I need to know if this is a line from the comics
Or if you came up with this brilliance on your own
Either ways thanks for this
🤣🤣🤣
@MR ArCADE it's a real line, it's from booster gold issue #12
@@mrarcade2504 It came straight from the mouth of the legendary Butler himself. That line and “There’s nothing here worth saving” after stomping Injustice Superman’s head into the pavement of the Batcave are definitely my favorite two Alfred moments.
@@ItsSkeletor I'm sorry he did what now to whom???
@@jkfozul2316 Alfred is hands down my favorite character in the dc universe for his occasional badassery
Alfred was ready for the smoke.
Alfred is ALWAYS ready for the smoke
Alfred: Well, congrats you've discovered the bat cave.
Oh? You believe that I am just going to call Mr.Gordon and have you arrested?
You seem to forget whom you are speaking to, I am not just the Wayne family butler but also it's protector from these kinds of deeds.
What deeds? * pulls out pistol & fires*
*sigh * yet another mess to clean.
He always is😂
Hey, he’s gotta stay prepared right gotham has the worst villains
Alfred is the smoke 😂
Batman may have a no killing rule,
But Alfred isn't batman-
And Alfred is strapped to the teeth..
Good man!
As the saying goes,stay strapped or risk getting clapped
You have internet in the mushroom kingdom?
The electric gate isn't to keep Batman's enemies out, it's to keep Alfred in
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😅😂🤣
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣
How you know that?
Alfred ain’t no fuckin joke,
There was a comic where assassins broke into the mansion and Alfred’s first reaction was to grab a shotgun and start murdering highly trained ninjas.
Ninjas????
He beat the shit out of Superman once.
I would pay to see that
@@Zhongli.-7000 I always feel the need to clarify that one: it absolutely happened, but Alfred was hopped up on Kryptonian super-drugs, attacking from almost total surprise, and had a fatal heart attack from the strain almost the instant he finished.
But yes, he stomped a mud hole in Injustice Superman's face.
I think Alfred would have won lol
@@deviondalton837 Yup.
Those SAS guys don't play around.
Superman: *Rips Door Open*
Alfred: END OF DAYS MOTHERF*CKERS
Batman: It's just us Alfred
Alfred: I miss the war
This is a great comment.
Ex-SAS/MI6 Alfred goes to war, Batman will no longer have a rogues' gallery.
The GLEE with which he cocks the shotgun 😂
@@danielhaire6677wasn’t he MI5?
@@YOURteacher_100 Most of his flashbacks to his spy days were always overseas ops not domestic counter-intel/terror ops. That's MI6.
Alfred with a shotgun 💀
“Batman may be against killing, but you are not so lucky”
"unfortunately for you, I'm not Batman"
Alfred: You people don't seem to understand... I'm not trapped in here with you. You're trapped in here with me.
Fun Fact: Batman was mad when he first discovered Alfred owned guns in the manor. Alfred replied "Try as you may, sir. But I have more in here, and don't bother looking because you will never find them"
Alfred was a former soldier, it makes sense that he goes to his roots. I just love that he pulled up to a guy that just ripped an electrified steel fence out of a wall like it’d be a fair 1 v 1
Of course it's not fair! Alfred would've won even if superman was perfectly fine, Alfred is the real superman!
Hell no! It’s a clear wash, the power levels are too different. Better the fight never happened at all, the Daily Planet is short staffed as is.
Packing heat is packing heat 🔥
to be fair in that state its possible he could actually hurt superman, due to the krypyonite
He's SAS
Batman: we don’t kill
Alfred: who’s we?
Alfred: I am British Master Bruce not French
@@mugenokami2201 😂😂😂😂
" There is no we. "
"I don't use guns.. but my butler does"
I love when characters like these exist. The “he’s a badass and we all know it” kind of character. Alfred is the ultimate butler and always one of the best side characters in anything Batman is in, giving Bruce the sass
Batman the guy who doesn’t like guns has a guy with a gun
Alfred has his own set of values. Most of which include, “hurt my family, and it’s on sight.”
@@crimsonrider0411 fair
Correction. Alfred has a guy who doesn’t like guns. Don’t fuck with Alfred
TF do you guys expect Alfred to have? S pair of nun chucks?
Pretty sure it's come up in the comics too.
Alfred: "I regret to inform you...but the Master is much a better person than I. You see...I'm not strong enough to let you live and fight another day"
You know shit got real when Alfred is ready to throw hands
I'm convinced Alfred is the only thing keeping this fandom together
Maybe even all of dc together?
@@mugenokami2201 you right, he beat up Superman
If I had a nickel for each time Alfred went out with a shottie I'd have two nickels, which isn't much, but is weird that it happened twice
I love that referents bro you cool
Add DCeased, heard what Alfred did in there?
5 actually, iirc
Then there’s the TellTale game where he is armed with an Auto 5.
I'm pretty sure even in the Animated cartoon and/or comics he busts out a rifle.
"Unfortunately for you, I do not share my master's distate for guns."
Alfred is literally the only person who can kill people and Bruce would just act like it never happened. He knows for a fact Alfred keeps the strap on em😂😂😂
He's RAF, and has put the smoke TO Bruce before when he was out of line, went eye for eye with SUPERMAN and WON. Of course he was ready.
There is a reason that Raz al Ghul, and a number of other villains who know Batman’s identity, do not attempt to come after him.
And that reason has a very nice suit, which he knows how to clean blood and gunpowder off of. He’s done it before, and he will most assuredly do it again.
But bane was smoking the alfred pach twice
You really don't think Alfred doesn't have kryptonite bullets.
Batman probably owns half the Kryptonite in the world, maybe more, I'd be surprised if he didn't
I'm willing to bet he does. Alfred is not to be messed with.
Question is, are the shells double ought buck or deer slug?
@@Zminator1986 unfortunately we will never know, though my money is on the buckshot, because what better way to deal with an intruder then turning them into swiss cheese
Alfred was packing heat, bro was prepared for this. 🤣🤣
That's right gentlemen. Alfred has no such thing as a "No Guns" rule.
You hurt Batman and the butler is bringing out the shotgun.
You hurt the Batty, you get the gatty
@@sharpshooterjames8891 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@sharpshooterjames8891 I laughed way too hard at this!
@@sharpshooterjames8891😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
And Super powers won't save you.
*Fun Fact:* Alfred is the only member in the Bat Family who is exempt from the no-kill rule. He's also gained superhuman strength in the comics, faced off against Superman, and actually held his ground.
what about red hood
@@Leo-mn2vu Pretty sure he's not, just doesn't care
"...held his ground" that's a funny way of describing how he beat superman to a bloody pulp.
@@nema151 and that was without the pill, crazy
It was Injustice Superman, and that version of Superman is written totally out of character so it's to be expected. And accepted
Intruders: Don't worry Batman doesn't kill
Alfred: Well I do
*Intruders has left the chat*
Alfred "take no prisoners" Pennyworth
Unlike Master Bruce, Alfred has a shoot to kill policy.
Superman Rips dor open
Alfred : "YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE MOTHER F*CKERS"😂💀
Never forget Alfred was in the military. That man be coming in bussin’. 😂
Alfred never be caught lackin
Alfred once murdered an entire room full of ninja assassins for breaking into Wayne manor with a shotgun. Batman may not like killing but Alfred doesn't hesitate.
Afred comes straped
Alfred does NOT screw around
And then he did RAF trained surgery on superman because Alfred is the real hero
Ah, so good ol' Alfred HAS extracted kryptonite bullets from Supes before! This is just what I've been needing to know, so thank you for that. Have a great rest of the week, bruh!
@Astra Dax-Ur he even cleaned his shirt and cape for him. Alfred a real one.
@@sabishiihito of course he did. That's Alfred Pennyworth for you. He's patched Batman up and cleaned his Batsuit for him afterwards who knows how many times; there's no way he wasn't going to do the same thing for Clark. Especially since Bruce and Clark see each other as brothers in a way ever since they found out Thomas Wayne had a hand in Jor-El deciding on Earth as his son's new home according to a recent comic I heard about. I forget the name and the issue, tho.
@@sabishiihito Weird how he repaired it when his suit should be invulnerable to a needle? Literally the answer to "how did Martha make his supersuit out of his kryptonian baby blankets if his suit is invulnerable" is "she unravelled the blankets and knit the suit", apparently. That's right, Superman's costume is KNIT.
The Glock will do
-Alfred pennyworth
Alfred "12 Gauge" Pennyworth
There's a reason Batman never dies. Death would have to go through Alfred first.
I love the fact that Alfred always stays strapped
The only security system you'll ever need lol
Never realized Superman say his iconic “it tickles” I literally have the poster in my house and I just now realized this
Let's not forget the last line of defense for the bat cave is Alfred with a shotgun
Alfred is a one man army, and he's tragically underutilized. Man is a beast, and a legend.
Alfred always carries that thang with him
Alfred has straight up kicked the shit outta superman in the injustice line, favorite fight to this day 😂
Alfred: *keeps several guns around Wayne Manor*
Bruce: “And you’re keeping firearms in my house”
Alfred: “Indeed, and you’ll never find them all”
Batman has always allowed Alfred to use guns.
Alfred would put bruce in time out.
Remember the one movie where he sent batman to his room and all bruce could do is say fine like a annoyed child
Alfred is just the absolute best. Best episode of TAS with him in it has to be when he saved Bruce from the prison camp
Remember, Alfred is a very well war experienced combatant. He's not your mere butler. 🥰
Don’t mess with Alfred😌
That’s one thing I love about Superman, even tho he has weaknesses, even if he’s weakened or depowered he’ll always keep trying.
bro is everywhere all the time all at once fr
Bruce: how many times have I told you to please stop hiding shot guns in the house
Alfred is just a legend
We need a Alfred Movie
Alfred: into the butler-verse
Alfred: If I knew you were bringing company, I would’ve tidied up the cave.
Batman: Clark’s been shot.
Alfred: And you would too, Master Bruce. I was prepared to do something rather….ungentlemanly with this thing.
Alfred: hippity hoppity get off master wayne’s property
You don't mess with Alfred
Alfred was ready to help people meet Jesus.
Man came strapped with the 12 Gauge ready for the smoke
Alfred is such a gangster
Man Alfred's a savage
Alfred straight-up GANGSTA with the scattergat!!
Alfred’s power is the second amendment
Alfred: master Bruce good thing you said something I was about to start seasoning the meat with some pepper.
Alfred:BIPITY BOPITY GET OF MY PROPERTY
Alfred is the only one the ENTIRE bat family who DOESN'T follow the No Kill Policy.
Alfred bouta pop a slug into there chest lmao
Alfred coming out the darkness with da strap is more scarier than batman
Batman will beat you to unconsciousness.. Alfred will put you down
"I see you've brought a friend"
Alfred wanted blood so bad 💀💀💀
Even Alfred knew to stay strapped or get clapped
"ALFRED NO!!!" "Alfred YES"
Alfred: Sir, why didn't you use your key?
Batman:👁👄👁
Don't mess with Alfred. Oh and that gun was your warning. The moment he needs to drop it that's when your really screwed.
Alfred knows the right way to deal with villains.
Alfred about end Superman's whole carrier
It’s career*
@@israelhm7339 "it's career*" 🤓 You understood enough of what he was trying to say, to be able to correct him right?
@@hoi1010 I’m so glad there’s hero’s like you 🫡
Are you dumb?
@@revan6092 I wasn't serius bro
sometimes i be thinking supes pretending kryptonite ain't that harmful
Dude, Alfred is the spine to the DC universe.
Alfred is a former British agent, and has been a loyal father figure, ever since Bruce lost his parents. Bro will throw down with even darksid if he has to.
Y'all forget Alfred was a soldier before he was a butler.
If i remember batman gave permission to alfred to use fire arms but when it's necessary
You better hope it’s Batman. If it’s alfred you’ll never hope again
I think Alfred must have teleportation powers
If you want a true badass by your side, forget Superman or Batman or anybody else
*get you an Alfred, he STAYS strapped and ready to put somebody in the dirt*
Alfred stay strapped
Knowing Alfred thats not an ordinary shotgun 😂
Don't mess with Alfred. He has no problem killing.
Alfred with the Texas welcome
Alfred was about to smoke the two and put them in a pack if Batman didn't say anything!!🥶
Alfred had the 12 gauge pump shot gun ready
We all know how bad ass Alfred is
Sheeeesh I was expecting a Smithin Westin mans pulled out the shotty Alfred don’t play😂
Never forget that Alfred is always packin heat
isn't Alfred packing heat like (batman no no) 101?
Injustice Superman throws his hands up
"NOT AGAIN!"
In other words , if yall don't tell me who the hell you are ima run yall fades.
Alfred stays straped
Damn Alfred was about to pump some led haha