Madame Web Will Sucker Punch Your Soul

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  • @VexElectronica
    @VexElectronica  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    The Kraven trailer edit at the end undid the damage of having to watch this movie again and again during the editing process
    What did y'all think of Madame Web?!

    • @darthjosh-iah-is2027
      @darthjosh-iah-is2027 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Damn, that opening was stone cold! It made me want to resubscribe all over again

    • @darthjosh-iah-is2027
      @darthjosh-iah-is2027 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Also, the guy... uhh person injecting the memes deserves a raise

    • @darthjosh-iah-is2027
      @darthjosh-iah-is2027 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      spider Jesus..... I cant

    • @jeffreyspinner9720
      @jeffreyspinner9720 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I think like the actresses in the movie, you should constantly bring up to your significant other that you want Buccal Fat Removal Surgery. It costs on average of $2,884 so it's like plastic surgeons are giving it away. Don't you want to look Twiggy heroin chic like these ladies: th-cam.com/video/jExbAuG9rAM/w-d-xo.html and of course Timor Chalamet: th-cam.com/video/BVUAtconLTs/w-d-xo.html
      I'd get buttocks fat removal surgery, but the plastic surgeons I asked said I was foul. I said, just think you were doing face cheeks! /sk Sometimes putting your best face forward is turning away...

    • @smallies7154
      @smallies7154 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There should have been more Ben time 😕

  • @FlaccidPhoenix
    @FlaccidPhoenix 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Thank you for the Sydney footage

    • @KW-zj8gt
      @KW-zj8gt 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ?

    • @FlaccidPhoenix
      @FlaccidPhoenix 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@KW-zj8gt Did you watch the video

  • @bennetbanda-i2j
    @bennetbanda-i2j 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    i couldn't stop laughing when you repeated "THE SNYDER VERSE" following the iconic rick grimmes scene that was perfect.

    • @faitheffect254
      @faitheffect254 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I was about to type this very thing!

  • @JoshuaKevinPerry
    @JoshuaKevinPerry 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    You know, distracting us with boobs is unfair, but I cannot complain. I have lived with this disability for 40 years.

  • @whitebear2
    @whitebear2 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    What a... "Story" 😂
    Great video as usual Vexington

  • @Avarn388
    @Avarn388 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    This film is terrible but I’m not going to lie; I enjoyed myself. Don’t mistake me; it’s terrible but it’s so laughably bad. I am glad I was alone in the theater because I was howling with laughter. What’s funny is that the attendant after the movie was over saw me and she asked “How was it?” In a cheeky way and I said “terrible but entertaining.” I can say I enjoyed this more than the Marvels but it is a case for why plenty of folks are skipping out on theaters and why Hollywood is in trouble. Someone was paid to write this. And these writers were responsible for turds like Gods of Egypt and Dracula Untold. And they wrote Morbius. All in all, I wouldn’t recommend it. Wait for streaming and get a bunch of friends and some drinks and watch and marvel ;) at how bad this is.

    • @lethalbox909
      @lethalbox909 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Marvel finally delivered The Room of the MsheUniverse.

  • @briana7515
    @briana7515 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    4:30
    Fellas: Wait what do you mean a clutch? Are you driving a manual car somewhere?

    • @VexElectronica
      @VexElectronica  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Pffffft 🤣🤣🤣

  • @connormoorerocks
    @connormoorerocks 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "there's a lot of ranom Sydney Sweeney footage in here to keep you from offing yourself"
    me: why do you think I came all this way.

  • @vincentshadetree
    @vincentshadetree 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    6:13 Dakota Johnson and Emma Roberts, both nepotist babies that grew up in the Hollywood world; interesting they would cross paths in this disaster film

  • @vincentshadetree
    @vincentshadetree 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    17:04 I'm at this point of the video and kept help but notice all the wild sexual innuendo jokes you've casually laced through your review. I enjoy your brand of humor 😂

  • @mrssassysasquatch
    @mrssassysasquatch 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    BEST REVIEW YET!!!! You killed it girl!

    • @VexElectronica
      @VexElectronica  7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thank you so much, hun!

  • @Jacob-Ironside
    @Jacob-Ironside 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Did you say Sydney the magical raccoon? "patrick star noises"🤣 Great review Vex.

  • @Film_Sushi
    @Film_Sushi 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Thank you for Sydney Sweeney´s footage. That was... inspired. LOL

  • @connormoorerocks
    @connormoorerocks 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the efap reference caused me to sub

  • @irishnotsane9365
    @irishnotsane9365 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    If it weren’t for plot holes there would be no film and this at least made it slightly better

  • @bigrobotnewstoday1436
    @bigrobotnewstoday1436 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Sony is running out of Spider-Man stories and they are making these extra movies trying to make extra money but also hold onto the Spider-Man movie rights.

  • @mxvega1097
    @mxvega1097 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Also, why was Adam Scott so badly underutilized in this movie? It felt like there was more to the Family Parker story, that got cut, and/or Scott was doing a hostage video for his Severance character, outie Mark.

  • @Mitzrael-yk3pu
    @Mitzrael-yk3pu 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    oh boy...first of all, I subbed because your review is so on point, I felt physical pain, my eyes were melting while watching this movie... and after I left, I felt like vomiting from all the crap I saw... made me question my existence, why on earth did I spend money watching this pile of manure. I asked for a refund and a compensation for enduring this painful experience, but they declined "sorry sir this is on you, learn from your mistakes", I guess they are right, but damn this isn't even worth the time to download a torrent to pirate it... so save your time on that, also yeah thank you Sony for this Kidney Stone Pain experience called Ma'am Web!

  • @Jeffrey314159
    @Jeffrey314159 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It is insane to take a very beautiful young actress like Sydney Sweeney who's known for a very opulent figure and they make her look flat chested and dowdy and nerdish in this movie They don't make any good use of her at all either for acting abilities or her physique

  • @CannoliSasquatch
    @CannoliSasquatch 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    What a tangled web we weave WTF did Sony conceive. Best video yet my friend.

    • @VexElectronica
      @VexElectronica  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thank you so much buddy!!

  • @V-for-Viennetta
    @V-for-Viennetta 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I appreciate the Sydney Sweeney clips.... a lot!

    • @KW-zj8gt
      @KW-zj8gt 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sies

    • @V-for-Viennetta
      @V-for-Viennetta 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ummmm.......... what?!

    • @KW-zj8gt
      @KW-zj8gt 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@V-for-Viennetta Honestly buddy, she is not even that pretty. The clips looks like she wants to be a playboy model.
      She isn't even supposed to be in this movie ,but she is and it's attracting views.

    • @Grogeous_Maximus
      @Grogeous_Maximus 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@KW-zj8gt "1 out of 10. Wouldn't bang." - a neckbeard

  • @JokeofAllButts
    @JokeofAllButts 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    What the heck... A spider living for 20+ years? Nope.. Just nope.

  • @jeffreyspinner9720
    @jeffreyspinner9720 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Your video plays well even on rewatches... A woman saying things in her videos that isn't batshite crazy or ignorant and self defeating is a truly rare thing on ytube. I even agree with almost every thing you say. I have to remember next life to marry the STEM capable girl over the girl who can take it like a champ in bed. I didn't want to have sex twice and never again in my marriage like my dad. In the end, he made the better choice. He didn't have to DNA any of his sons like I did.
    I can no longer have a pfp that isn't crazy cat like anymore... Disney, Paramount, WB... all have ruined me while I have to keep jumping off the pirate ship into the ocean to save even a small semblance of my sanity... Damsel finished me.
    As woke light, the film was able to beat me longer, because I didn't want to jump ship too fast given the whipping was lighter than usual... I could use light days pads for the wounds I received with that movie, until I realized they got infected and light days pads aren't wound dressings... but I liked the sticky tape on the back... didn't help me at all. 👁🤔

  • @billsprestonesq.226
    @billsprestonesq.226 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    At least "Showgirls" had breasts. This film ain't got nothin'.

    • @VexElectronica
      @VexElectronica  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The even flattened the chick that has tits 😭

    • @marshalhammel5065
      @marshalhammel5065 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@VexElectronica It might be the fact that I don't experience attraction or desire, but I see that as a big problem. Even if the film had fanservice it wouldn't make the film that much more enjoyable since the film's nonsense would pull your attention away from Sweeney. I think, I don't quite understand how non asexuals think.

  • @POPS
    @POPS 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I'm struggling to pick a big laugh moment or favorite part:
    Grandma Gooch
    A Lindsay reference
    #SoDeep
    Pigeons lives Matter
    Women driving references

    • @VexElectronica
      @VexElectronica  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣
      Cheers, POPS!

  • @Mitzrael-yk3pu
    @Mitzrael-yk3pu 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Also.. THIS MOVIE MADE ME WANT TO DRINK COCA-COLA ONLY AND NEVER TOUCH PEPSI EVER AGAIN!!!

  • @valentecarrillo4259
    @valentecarrillo4259 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I also heard they changed the script after Dakota sign on to star in this movie. Dakota didn't like that but it was too late they didn't even tell her before she even sign the contract. There were rumors that Madame web would have been protecting Mary Parker Spider-man mom from Ezekiel. Maybe that was the original script but they chang it. Also the spider girl's were originally never supposed to be in the movie. Sony must have not faith in this movie and got involved. But Sony interference failed this movie just like they did with Spider-man 3 and amazing Spider-man 2.

  • @TheGourdKing
    @TheGourdKing 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This movie gave me arachnophobia. I don't hate spiders, mind you, I just wish they'd keep it to themselves and weren't allowed to be married. Wait, that's not spiders. 🤔

  • @OfficialTaylormade1
    @OfficialTaylormade1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    22:30 .. why wouldn’t ppl notice Adam Scott or Emma Roberts?! 😂

  • @someidiot1984
    @someidiot1984 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Staying frosty. Check.

  • @nerychristian
    @nerychristian 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It looks like a good movie to watch when I am having trouble falling asleep. The plot sounds terrible.

  • @normanmaroon1009
    @normanmaroon1009 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Absolute the best Review of that Piece of Art Movie on You Tube!

  • @MyGuyYourNotHim
    @MyGuyYourNotHim 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    New subscriber over here! No offense, but I couldn't finish your review/critique of this dumpster fire. Just people talking about it hurts my brain. Sorry, you had to watch it 😅

    • @VexElectronica
      @VexElectronica  7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      LMFAO I don't even blame you 🤣
      Cheers!!

  • @DabionFreedom
    @DabionFreedom 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Awesomely hilarious new film review, of Madame Web. Vex. a film, I'm not bothered about watching. I will just wait for Sydney Sweeney to play Dc's Power Girl, instead lol. :)

  • @setlik3gaming80
    @setlik3gaming80 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Excellent analysis 👍

  • @DoomyRei
    @DoomyRei 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Poor Sydney Sweeney

  • @theagingmillennialvarietyh7751
    @theagingmillennialvarietyh7751 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Ugh… I think I’m getting old because I have no idea who Sydney Sweeny is. And, honestly? After your review, I don’t think I want to 😂😂 Amazing video 😂

  • @Tarquin2718
    @Tarquin2718 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Movie autopsy has become a whole culture I am addicted. This is what I was looking for thank you. Not modernism but postmodernism or rather metamodernism. only modernism is not retarded

  • @jeffreyspinner9720
    @jeffreyspinner9720 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You have to review Asphalt City because irrespective of having mini me in it (I forgot his name... there are no men that old in the service because we all get chewed up fast... not Bono, but same shite guy), the FDNY EMS stuff was the closest I've seen to reality, INCLUDING our patients. It's only 80% accurate, but that's better than Mahdahm Webfish or whatever tf that chick movie abomination was, which was at most 15% accurate, and only on Sundays and Wednesdays.
    Notice in the _Asphalt City_ movie, the Paramedics were even wearing the right Medic white patches on their shoulders... they used BVMs to ventilate patients... no EMS worker ever goes into a burning building, we have the dingbats on the fireside to do that crazy stuff. We have no problem waiting for our patients to be brought out to us at our staging areas. Also there were never Rapid Trauma Assessments made prior to treatment that I saw with any of the patients, and with multiple gunshot wound victims, we're on scene max 10 mins (I was off scene in 5 or less and at the hospital in a total of 10 mins) and we long boarded the patient and did our work en route to a trauma hospital with a note to get the hospital staff ready...
    But overall, much more realistic than I've seen in my adult life... if they think this will act as a recruitment video for FDNY EMS they are wrong... that was too realistic for normal ppl or ppl like myself to KNOWINGLY subject themselves to for such low pay (low income wages... now in Cali you can make more working at McD's and maybe in NYC too.... though being an illegal immigrant getting my take home pay of 2,100/month doing nothing is the best choice and how much I took home when I worked FDNY EMS.)

  • @frankowalker4662
    @frankowalker4662 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Love your reviews.

  • @orrorsaness5942
    @orrorsaness5942 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Cringe 😬 450th like, watch The Pensuke Files instead

  • @dranmarks
    @dranmarks 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Sucker punch your soul. You mean rip your soul out of you. Either way, it definitely did that. How are you doing today

  • @dennismason3740
    @dennismason3740 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    If Madam Web reviews had a title contest you win. Didn't Zak make a movie called Sucker Punch? I won't see it. I've been barefoot (flip-flops for retail stores) since 1977 (on an island, living on mangoes and coconuts) and I can run barefoot on asphalt (preferably - concrete kinda hurts) and I have, online, challenged Tom Cruise to a barefoot sprint race on Hollywood Boulevard at 3:am, any night. I'm 70 and I weigh 107 pounds. The new owners of the building I live in for 33 years are trying to evict me as my habit of cleaning the entire block, in Hollywood, every day and night since 1994, boggles their minds and bypasses their souls if indeed they have any. Perhaps you might meet some more interesting people. If you come to L.A. I will be your guide for the price of a triple espresso. I will show you things that nobody else even perceives. Barefoot lifestyles are a thing on planet Earth amongst millions of humans. Many African runners train entirely barefoot. If you could set aside your mild cynicism for a day I could show you things that literally bypass the laws of physics. Be well.

  • @dranmarks
    @dranmarks 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Marvels Oscar worthy compare to Madame web. I guess ghost rider 2 will win the best marvel movie of all time.

  • @StephenRansom47
    @StephenRansom47 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    👊 yO… I’ll be in therapy if you need me. 😞
    Story and Project ideas like this one had been joked about throughout the early 2000s … ‘The Edgy, More Youthful, Darker’ versions of any show you could think of … 🤦 “You Blew it Up! God Damn You…” 🗽

  • @rogerborg
    @rogerborg 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Ticket sales went up on Saturday. They went _up on Saturday._ Is it possible that Sony _hasn't_ under-estimated the Modern Audience? Member, Barbie made 1.5 hojillion dollars. Maybe this really is the best that we deserve.

  • @KaiC4C
    @KaiC4C 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Well I guess Sony only put this out to keep the rights to the spidermanless spider verse,

  • @brandonJThornton
    @brandonJThornton 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Great review! I will not be going though! 😂

  • @rickybobby9797
    @rickybobby9797 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Interlacing Sydney into this review made it completely worth watching!

  • @gudni9984
    @gudni9984 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thank you for watching this so I don't have to and make some entertainment out of this

  • @lynz223
    @lynz223 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This review is the BEST one I've seen yet! 🤣👏🏻 Well done! 🎉👏🏻 "This movie sucks ass." Boobs! "The plot is completely incoherent." BoObIeS!! "The editing of it was done by a 7 yr old kid learning how to use a camera for the first time." BOOBS!! 😂

    • @VexElectronica
      @VexElectronica  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🤣🤣🤣 Gotta play to the core demographic!

  • @JH_1981
    @JH_1981 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    the Snyderverse LOL

  • @vincentshadetree
    @vincentshadetree 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    20:37 😂😂😂 Oh man, I can't 🤣🤣🤣 Why?! 😆😆😆

  • @YetiYeff
    @YetiYeff 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Yo dawg, don’t bring Bluey into this.

  • @Fionalah
    @Fionalah 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    sick burn!

  • @smallies7154
    @smallies7154 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It has over 200 endings.

  • @kenrides
    @kenrides 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    She had to read the diary out loud for us!! That was the moment I died of cringe. Thankfully my friend knew how to do chest compressions and brought me back to life.

  • @CopaExMachina
    @CopaExMachina 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a sentence smarter than the entire script for Madame Web.

  • @jothecocopop
    @jothecocopop 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It genuinely looks to me like Dakota put more passion into the Fifty Shades trilogy than she did this, and I don't know how to feel about that 🥴😂

  • @MaxZed1101
    @MaxZed1101 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Oh god. The meth head joke...BWAHAHAHA

  • @jake_gon_jinn
    @jake_gon_jinn 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Oh boy, this was the first time I laughed so hard watching a SUPPOSEDLY serious movie. I was literally like Robert De Niro in Cape Fear!😂 Every line, every scene made me laugh. But the one that got me rolling was the CPR scene. I was like, WTF?! Why does it look like a Pornhub parody?!😂 But despite all its stupidity, it had one GOLDEN Line where that doctor was checking Cassandra for brain injuries and she said:
    "Go Watch The Old Movies."😉

  • @Tony-Down-Under
    @Tony-Down-Under 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Yeah they tried to distract us with Hot people. To bad it didn't work except for that one guy who got kicked out for enjoying it a bit too much. Also link the COD fan fiction.

  • @jeffreyspinner9720
    @jeffreyspinner9720 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I want to thank you for saying, "blood on her hands..." Given the never correct presentation of BLS/ALS NYS/NYC REMAC and FDNY Protocols we have to memorize... she would have never had "blood on her hands," because we are taught to avoid transmission of blood born disease using PPE (personal protection equipment, part of "Universal Precautions") *by wearing gloves, for every patient and changing the gloves when going to the next patient.*
    In fact when we got blood on us, we could go out of service and change to clean clothes and maybe clean equipment and worst a shower cause we got someone's blood/body fluids on ourselves. Yummy, btw. I actually forgot the term for going out of service for potentially infectious stuff on you to clean up, but it's going 62, (10-62 ten code)
    Thanks for the "twing and berry 'humpers'" use that was unexpected and funny.
    No matter how you or anyone else calls the 60 Shades woman a Paramedic, she's NOT in uniform. We had regulations that required _everything_ to be present to be in Uniform. Our Commanders would bust our chops and wouldn't let us go out to our ambulance (and not get paid until we fixed whatever) even if we didn't shave _that_ day... so using a shirt with an EMT patch, not the white background Paramedic patch would make her out of Uniform and a Commander would dress her down and say if she wants to go back to being an EMT (s)he could arrange that. Her fellow Paramedics would shun her from then on too, taking what she did as an insult to them personally and to the job as a Paramedic itself.
    A Medic patch is earned, obviously the FDNY consultant never earned the Medic patch.
    Enjoy... you and Mr. Brown deserve way more views. I can't believe your numbers aren't manipulated down. Then again, Stanley Milgram showed many many years ago, 80% of ppl are unthinking drones, only "thinking" what their gov't sponsored and propaganda news and media tell them to think.
    Welcome to the 20% of ppl who aren't mouth breathers. Ytube hates ppl that can actually think for themselves and don't swallow, like the money shot in those invaluable pawn videos, anything their self appointed leaders tell them. 🤤 🙊

  • @mxvega1097
    @mxvega1097 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What a travesty. Of the 101 things the script and director stole, they used ALL of them badly. Bad, dumb, and clueless.
    The basic plot is Witchblade does Spiderish. But they can't even get their mcguffin right. Spiders, precog. Wtf.
    The Great Dowdyfication of Ms Sweeny is Yellowjackets. But they fk that up bc Christina Ricci's character is SERVED by being a little, dowdy, forgettable side mouse, who's actually a ruthless psycho. Ms Sweeney's character is. [Blank.]
    And that's the problem - you can't stack up 101 references like post-modern filo pastry and think that a great spanakopita is going to come out of the oven. It needs substance, taste, nutrition, protein, bite. And a joke about mouth-feel.

  • @stanza77
    @stanza77 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Glad to see that someone else out there isn’t on the Zendaya bandwagon!

  • @cassiefox7550
    @cassiefox7550 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @rofalmatt
    @rofalmatt 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Lolol pepsi kills lolol

  • @PhantomHT1320
    @PhantomHT1320 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    dakota is hotter than sweeny but .............. not a whole lot between the ears.

    • @Jeffrey314159
      @Jeffrey314159 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sydney Sweeney is 10 times hotter than Dakota Johnson

  • @Animeknight1992
    @Animeknight1992 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    it was so bad i cant believe how bad it was and the fact its getting boxed out by other films show how trash it is madam web is so bad i rather watch a hippo eat a cherry tree great video VEX :D and sydney's costume was the only comic accruate one out of that whole shit film

  • @LovettEverAfter
    @LovettEverAfter 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Oof!! 😂

  • @scorpiusjones5436
    @scorpiusjones5436 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Pandering to the patriarchy is so sad 😢

  • @YetiYeff
    @YetiYeff 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    #SoDeep 🎉

  • @isory4529
    @isory4529 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

  • @abominationaj1
    @abominationaj1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm tired of this grandpa😂

  • @OkaySoShit
    @OkaySoShit 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Lol