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  • @richiestrich8079
    @richiestrich8079 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    The level of aggression is what makes these videos so enjoyable

    • @jamesk6046
      @jamesk6046 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Couldn't have put it better myself. It keeps drawing me back, 😅😂

  • @connect4glyn
    @connect4glyn ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Love how you show just as much agression back to anyone who threatens you .

  • @simon-martinanthony2123
    @simon-martinanthony2123 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    ffs comedy gold when the little fella popped up from behind the curb

  • @shortclip1107
    @shortclip1107 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Never change Mark you’re one of the only auditors that doesn’t back down 😂

  • @muirislandjim453
    @muirislandjim453 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    You're the kid - you're about the size of a kid 😅😅😅 absolutely love this 😂

  • @rgreen8783
    @rgreen8783 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That copper, "We are not having shouting through fences". What a clown.

  • @paulbennett1860
    @paulbennett1860 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "least I've got something about me ,son" What a melt 😂

  • @jackjordan3715
    @jackjordan3715 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    That little short bloke cracked me up... he needs help opening a door let alone knocking someone out. C*unt uses a cat flap as a door.

    • @tonyryan1574
      @tonyryan1574 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Come on now, be nice. The little fella has struggled all his life to put food on the table😂

    • @jackjordan3715
      @jackjordan3715 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@tonyryan1574 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bsparks7246
    @bsparks7246 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    This company is called Connecting Britain in Preston. Someone has written Short Ar*e Wan*er on the sign outside the premises. Wonder if Mark wrote that! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @GampyBamblor
    @GampyBamblor ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Threatens to knock you out then backs off lmfao then calls you a nonce.
    Theres something seriously wrong with him.
    Name address etc anyone publish them?

  • @Ezz4672
    @Ezz4672 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    So that copper took sides before he heard your side of the story Mark, typical of today's police force COPPERS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE IMPARCIAL

    • @Ivuy-Yawanifecbos15
      @Ivuy-Yawanifecbos15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah much more likely to get kickbacks from companies than from a lone auditor

    • @James-cs3rp
      @James-cs3rp ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Impartial . Agree with you on everything else though.

    • @billyjoequit1031
      @billyjoequit1031 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There is reason why the police is out out touch with the public 😂

    • @Malabus73
      @Malabus73 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You're righht there. It seems the police love working for these companies and neglecting the public.

  • @Bubble5555
    @Bubble5555 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Mark takes no prisoners, goes in two footed every time. Love It!

  • @andrewcrompton9455
    @andrewcrompton9455 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Mark your laugh is brilliant! Keep up the good work!

  • @stevenspx6226
    @stevenspx6226 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The little one is hilarious 😂

  • @OnlyTheseShorts
    @OnlyTheseShorts ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Incredible work! Love how you never back down and give them shit back. Best auditor going.

  • @up1245
    @up1245 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    😂🤣 This dude takes Auditing to another level.

  • @hearmenow909
    @hearmenow909 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    They generally come along giving it the big one, then leave defeated. Their bravado wains quickly.

  • @frankiecallaghan5441
    @frankiecallaghan5441 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The midget and the Grass, pair of them shat it

  • @Davidus80
    @Davidus80 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “Like I’m gonna be scared of one and a half men “😂😂

  • @2FMradioInIreland4
    @2FMradioInIreland4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    That copper was talking more crap than the guy who was arguing with you, they must have all broke of the same insane asylum

    • @johnfellows2867
      @johnfellows2867 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      probably all in the same Lodge !

  • @scottmcculloch2190
    @scottmcculloch2190 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Do they keep crying to you tube after acting like tough guys?

  • @5000ElCaminos
    @5000ElCaminos ปีที่แล้ว +25

    You ever seen those clips of two dogs goin crazy through a fence or gate, then the gate opens and they go all quiet and meek…… yeah that 😂

  • @quaverpants
    @quaverpants ปีที่แล้ว +37

    He's wearing his big brother's trainers.....😂😂😂😂Howling Mark! 👏👏

  • @JuliusDecimusMeridius
    @JuliusDecimusMeridius ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I often wondered what happened to Bronski Beat…..Thank you for clearing that up Mark 🤭

  • @GADGETVP15
    @GADGETVP15 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Talking to the teabagger not the mug 😂

  • @Joevloggsuk
    @Joevloggsuk ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Mate we are in full support of your wildlife concern. We do exactly the same on the towpath for the birds. Also, well done on not backing down to these tyrants!! 😊

  • @johnroache32
    @johnroache32 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Just subscribed after watching the "Pie Man" video. Now I'll work my way back. Greetings from the Central Coast of California. 👍

  • @neilbethell2299
    @neilbethell2299 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Was this pulled, watched it yesterday evening, The fat Jimmy Somerville is a proper 🔔 end 🤣

    • @sharpeipink123
      @sharpeipink123 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL....100% correct what a disgusting vile rotten little man! A Potty mouthed rent a thug! x

  • @shaunyboyz4296
    @shaunyboyz4296 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Jimmy Somerville is gunna knock you out...🐧

    • @littleratbag1111
      @littleratbag1111 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao 🤣

    • @darkhall8227
      @darkhall8227 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Tea boy went back crying and singing the Bronski beat song Why

  • @peakyblinder777
    @peakyblinder777 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    That women says she is not an animal lover? but you can guarantee she's vegan 🤔

  • @systemler44
    @systemler44 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    😂😂always the same...little man syndrome

  • @adrianbrowne7874
    @adrianbrowne7874 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    No "Hands" of friendship being extended to Mark here that's for sure!!!

    • @lilhazey1128
      @lilhazey1128 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂 nicely put *tips hat*

  • @mrfrisky6501
    @mrfrisky6501 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    The most aggressive staff I've seen for a while - amazing!
    You would think with all the threats of violence they will be in line for a suspension. Crazy.

    • @ukmeetthetyrants
      @ukmeetthetyrants  ปีที่แล้ว +17

      THEY ARE THE OWNERS

    • @mrfrisky6501
      @mrfrisky6501 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ukmeetthetyrants even worse then mate.

  • @colallison6152
    @colallison6152 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Wish more people cared about the UK's native woodland wildlife. Nice one 👍

    • @bornfree9547
      @bornfree9547 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      grey Squirrels invasive species good eating though.

    • @colallison6152
      @colallison6152 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes. Seems like the red squirrel has been pretty wiped out by the grey. Someone told me you can see them at Brownsea Island in Dorset. I've never been. Suppose it's nicer to see grey squirrels than rats maybe

    • @lenka2042
      @lenka2042 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bornfree9547Blame the humans that brought them here

    • @waynesilverman3048
      @waynesilverman3048 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its just part of the video to start easy enough for Mark to enquire and ask the 1st question a good idea .

  • @danthemaninfierno
    @danthemaninfierno ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Rishi Sunak said at PMQs that UKMTT is "an excellent advocate for the squirrel population of Great Britain"

    • @ThisisEngland1066
      @ThisisEngland1066 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He also said he would stop the boats..

    • @uws5604
      @uws5604 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ThisisEngland1066 Username checks out. Many people on those boats are taking the enormous risk of the crossing because they are desperate. You should put them up in your own home as a charitable act.

  • @Klown84
    @Klown84 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Your vids are proper funny though. I like the way you never back down. Love the Jocks!!! 🇬🇧

  • @FrankRzzo
    @FrankRzzo ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Nice to see an auditor in the UK that has a pair of balls or “bollocks” 👍🏻

  • @CharlieB3723
    @CharlieB3723 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Very odd and aggressive behaviour by the bald ginger guy and his side kick - look like a danger to the public 😮

  • @silverfox74
    @silverfox74 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Wow - R2D2 and C3PO fell on hard times 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jonwick2432
    @jonwick2432 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Thanks for the entertainment this is better than watching any comedy show 😅

  • @youtubeslayer-1
    @youtubeslayer-1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2 dingles wouldnt be on the phones to the police if they were going todo something 😂

  • @terrybunch7313
    @terrybunch7313 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "You'll end up on your back"
    You should've said that you'd still be taller than him 😂

  • @indefence7214
    @indefence7214 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One and half men! 😂😂😂

  • @mikebordeaux8218
    @mikebordeaux8218 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That little one sounded like a squeaky toy

  • @daveovington-brown4122
    @daveovington-brown4122 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    pretty silly putting an arm through a fence..an almost perfect fulcrum if you were so inclined to push

    • @nomadiclapse
      @nomadiclapse ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yup, I'm guessing ginger beard isn't a physics major. 😃

  • @OnlyTheseShorts
    @OnlyTheseShorts ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You're the best auditor! Love how you don't take any shit at all. Keep giving it to them tyrants

  • @RECALLAUDITS
    @RECALLAUDITS ปีที่แล้ว +5

    17:25 Vile officer.
    Probably beats his partner or kids if he has any.

  • @resist.
    @resist. ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Chuckle vision 2023.

  • @wix7657
    @wix7657 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Never try to grab people through a fence, arms are easily broken over the bars.
    Why do they always threaten members of the public when it could lead to retaliation against them, their property, cars or even the dog? Mad! 🤔

    • @craigcombes
      @craigcombes ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I thought the same thing 😂

    • @JaeSwift
      @JaeSwift ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Russia is putting their arms through a fence and getting theirs easily broken too.

  • @jay-lm4we
    @jay-lm4we ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Mark is the best auditor out there, ahead of AB, DJ, PJ the whole lot of them. If you haven't already subscribed, then do and share the videos with all your friends 🇮🇪👍

    • @leetori1
      @leetori1 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I’d say it’s more of a guilty pleasure that I watch this. Like a dirty secret 😂

    • @galaxiehubba
      @galaxiehubba ปีที่แล้ว +1

      need all of them for entertainment purposes, but UKMTT is great!

  • @johnkane5401
    @johnkane5401 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Mark is a brilliant auditor, he takes no shit! and he completely owned all of them including the ol bill! good on yer bro!

  • @realcooking1833
    @realcooking1833 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They got very angry very quickly😂

  • @essen00cat
    @essen00cat ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The irony of the company staff acting aggressive and thuggish whilst literally behind iron bars 😂 The way they behaved i wouldn't be surprised if they had both done some prison time.

    • @technicalscience
      @technicalscience ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah, they knew they were safe behind there - all talk.

  • @G58
    @G58 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    What I usually do when sad creatures like that start crying and filling their nappies over a member of the public doing a lawful activity, is offer them the option of a dummy or an adult nappy, and advice on where they can go to change theirs.
    Peace

  • @Planetugm
    @Planetugm ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Toooooo funny!😂😂😂😂

  • @Alfiepops
    @Alfiepops ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You should have snapped his arm off in the railings when he tried to grab you 😉.

  • @RECALLAUDITS
    @RECALLAUDITS ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow, so here we have the bald guy that hunts Buggs Bunny (Alma Fudd, or something) and Scrappy Doo 😂

  • @philbeattie3978
    @philbeattie3978 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The Baldy's are in love. You can tell.

  • @orfordwolf5409
    @orfordwolf5409 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Phil Mitchell and inch high private eye with a squeaky voice😄

  • @adrianbrowne7874
    @adrianbrowne7874 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I've heard it all now! Shouting in public a public offence!! What are we coming 2?

  • @neilhatton6018
    @neilhatton6018 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He's the Grinder type guys.

  • @justincarter5167
    @justincarter5167 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oh, UNITE building, makes sense. Once upon a time union's were on our side, defending the little guys against the big guys, now it's just about scoring points with the government and to hell with the public and it's own members. A cosy club and job for life is what these union's mean.

  • @MrTopGun999
    @MrTopGun999 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Very bad company! I feel sorry for anybody who uses their services (well tries to use their services)

  • @TheFr3ELions
    @TheFr3ELions ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Look at you behind the fence ....whilst also being behind fence😂

  • @jamesy3722
    @jamesy3722 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Arm threw fence? Push to the left and snap it like a stick

  • @haydoncooper3744
    @haydoncooper3744 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What does this fool think he is going to achieve by putting his hand out to stop you! I was bad with laughing.

  • @wheretoeatincrete2195
    @wheretoeatincrete2195 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Totally agree with the planddemic.

  • @TheCunnamulla
    @TheCunnamulla ปีที่แล้ว +3

    😂😂😂😂😂. Best comedy ever.

  • @sarahconormilliefamily8467
    @sarahconormilliefamily8467 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Lol with that reaction
    They have been on the lookout for weeks lol

  • @east-endjustice7883
    @east-endjustice7883 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Keep on putting this work of beauty up no matter what, but make youtube review appeal and see that it doesn't violate any community guidelines etc.

  • @carlwilliams509
    @carlwilliams509 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Private security copper?

  • @Illicitvirtue
    @Illicitvirtue ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Finally got to see it. Hilarious 👏

  • @paulwhittaker5195
    @paulwhittaker5195 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One and a half men, more like the cheeky boys.

  • @zanderzone21
    @zanderzone21 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    OMG !!! That cop had a bad attitude , protect the people , thank go you were recording

  • @porkpie4594
    @porkpie4594 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They aren't going to do anything, because they're talking about it.

  • @acm1137
    @acm1137 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The typical smugness and inclination towards aggression of the business owner.
    Most are bankrupt in a few years down the pub trying to fight people.

  • @timeemotion1076
    @timeemotion1076 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Lol well done Mark keep up the great work :-)

  • @MikeGMcDermott
    @MikeGMcDermott 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Nice to see Warwick Davis making a cameo appearance in this one.

  • @benjijack22
    @benjijack22 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    WET WIPE LOVE IT!!! GREAT VID MARK STOOD YOUR GROUND AS ALWAYS! - Stay Safe!

  • @JonJon-rj6xo
    @JonJon-rj6xo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    balls of steel

  • @neilford7338
    @neilford7338 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Wet wipe" 🤣

  • @jamesmincher3435
    @jamesmincher3435 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    One Wayne cousins and half a man

  • @Nj-gt5fz
    @Nj-gt5fz ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Grey squirrels just tree rats,shoot em😊

  • @Alan-zi2rs
    @Alan-zi2rs 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    One and a half men lmao 😂😂😂

  • @freemindthinkerezrapound5071
    @freemindthinkerezrapound5071 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Baldy and the poison dwarf blew enough hot air to fill an air balloon and then baldys brother is the local plod all right plonkers

  • @EvenBigger-Brother
    @EvenBigger-Brother ปีที่แล้ว +2

    At least they have each other to apply sore botty cream .

  • @quietinsound8087
    @quietinsound8087 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Looks like you had a fun day at the zoo.

  • @scruffyalice-ff5pz
    @scruffyalice-ff5pz 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'v contacted Bob Geldof & Midge Ure about feeding the Squirrels. A charity single is on the way.

  • @Mrmental308
    @Mrmental308 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Comedy gold.. wish I was about town with ya, we would be a right pair. Lol

  • @BACKSTAGEPASS.ROCK-NEWS
    @BACKSTAGEPASS.ROCK-NEWS ปีที่แล้ว

    one of the best yet lololol

  • @Lamebred.
    @Lamebred. ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3rd time lucky isit.. 😂😂

  • @stevenmclucas1894
    @stevenmclucas1894 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    These "men" obviously love GRINDR😂

  • @patrickhawkins9087
    @patrickhawkins9087 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    A pair of clowns the midget was hilarious 😂

  • @user-ol2gs7cu5c
    @user-ol2gs7cu5c 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Society these days seems to be full of verbally aggressive people, with no balls to follow up on their aggressive words with the actual actions they are threatening 🫣
    All mouth and no trousers 😂

  • @TheHouseofLove
    @TheHouseofLove ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Back to work tea boy 😂😂

  • @truthteller6161
    @truthteller6161 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One and a quarter sad people. You would need to be on your back for him to look at you in the eyes. Inch high with a big mouth !

  • @beartrayand384
    @beartrayand384 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This needs a part 2🤣🤣

  • @wriggley5045
    @wriggley5045 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Shoulda pushed his arm the opposite way when he put it through the fence.

  • @jamesrawson6659
    @jamesrawson6659 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I saw this before and left a comment Worth watching again. I think Snow White been looking for mouth almighty. It is a good vid. Keep safe Mark.

  • @davidthomson8260
    @davidthomson8260 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Should expose the company