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  • @richiestrich8079
    @richiestrich8079 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    The level of aggression is what makes these videos so enjoyable

    • @jamesk6046
      @jamesk6046 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Couldn't have put it better myself. It keeps drawing me back, 😅😂

    • @cs9115
      @cs9115 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      lol UKMTT is the only one who backs it up. I've genuinely never seen him show fear or back down vs anyone no matter how big they are. It must be the Scotsman in him.

  • @connect4glyn
    @connect4glyn ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Love how you show just as much agression back to anyone who threatens you .

  • @simon-martinanthony2123
    @simon-martinanthony2123 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    ffs comedy gold when the little fella popped up from behind the curb

  • @muirislandjim453
    @muirislandjim453 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    You're the kid - you're about the size of a kid 😅😅😅 absolutely love this 😂

  • @shortclip1107
    @shortclip1107 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Never change Mark you’re one of the only auditors that doesn’t back down 😂

    • @JonJon-rj6xo
      @JonJon-rj6xo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      never

  • @rgreen8783
    @rgreen8783 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That copper, "We are not having shouting through fences". What a clown.

  • @AT23675
    @AT23675 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    This company is called Connecting Britain in Preston. Someone has written Short Ar*e Wan*er on the sign outside the premises. Wonder if Mark wrote that! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @paulbennett1860
    @paulbennett1860 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "least I've got something about me ,son" What a melt 😂

  • @andrewcrompton9455
    @andrewcrompton9455 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Mark your laugh is brilliant! Keep up the good work!

  • @stevenspx6226
    @stevenspx6226 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The little one is hilarious 😂

  • @Ezz4672
    @Ezz4672 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    So that copper took sides before he heard your side of the story Mark, typical of today's police force COPPERS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE IMPARCIAL

    • @Weoqyo_Ffdelajrkski08
      @Weoqyo_Ffdelajrkski08 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah much more likely to get kickbacks from companies than from a lone auditor

    • @James-cs3rp
      @James-cs3rp ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Impartial . Agree with you on everything else though.

    • @billyjoequit1031
      @billyjoequit1031 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There is reason why the police is out out touch with the public 😂

    • @Malabus73
      @Malabus73 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You're righht there. It seems the police love working for these companies and neglecting the public.

  • @5000ElCaminos
    @5000ElCaminos ปีที่แล้ว +25

    You ever seen those clips of two dogs goin crazy through a fence or gate, then the gate opens and they go all quiet and meek…… yeah that 😂

  • @hearmenow909
    @hearmenow909 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    They generally come along giving it the big one, then leave defeated. Their bravado wains quickly.

  • @OnlyTheseShorts
    @OnlyTheseShorts ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Incredible work! Love how you never back down and give them shit back. Best auditor going.

  • @Bubble5555
    @Bubble5555 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Mark takes no prisoners, goes in two footed every time. Love It!

  • @scottmcculloch2190
    @scottmcculloch2190 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Do they keep crying to you tube after acting like tough guys?

  • @jackjordan3715
    @jackjordan3715 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    That little short bloke cracked me up... he needs help opening a door let alone knocking someone out. C*unt uses a cat flap as a door.

    • @tonyryan1574
      @tonyryan1574 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Come on now, be nice. The little fella has struggled all his life to put food on the table😂

    • @jackjordan3715
      @jackjordan3715 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@tonyryan1574 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @garyhope3731
      @garyhope3731 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂 good one.

    • @jackjordan3715
      @jackjordan3715 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@tonyryan1574 quality 😂😂😂

  • @2FMradioInIreland4
    @2FMradioInIreland4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    That copper was talking more crap than the guy who was arguing with you, they must have all broke of the same insane asylum

    • @johnfellows2867
      @johnfellows2867 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      probably all in the same Lodge !

  • @patrickhawkins9087
    @patrickhawkins9087 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    A pair of clowns the midget was hilarious 😂

  • @mrfrisky6501
    @mrfrisky6501 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    The most aggressive staff I've seen for a while - amazing!
    You would think with all the threats of violence they will be in line for a suspension. Crazy.

    • @ukmeetthetyrants
      @ukmeetthetyrants  ปีที่แล้ว +17

      THEY ARE THE OWNERS

    • @mrfrisky6501
      @mrfrisky6501 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ukmeetthetyrants even worse then mate.

  • @GampyBamblor
    @GampyBamblor ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Threatens to knock you out then backs off lmfao then calls you a nonce.
    Theres something seriously wrong with him.
    Name address etc anyone publish them?

  • @GADGETVP15
    @GADGETVP15 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Talking to the teabagger not the mug 😂

  • @Joevloggsuk
    @Joevloggsuk ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Mate we are in full support of your wildlife concern. We do exactly the same on the towpath for the birds. Also, well done on not backing down to these tyrants!! 😊

  • @neilbethell2299
    @neilbethell2299 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Was this pulled, watched it yesterday evening, The fat Jimmy Somerville is a proper 🔔 end 🤣

    • @sharpeipink123
      @sharpeipink123 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL....100% correct what a disgusting vile rotten little man! A Potty mouthed rent a thug! x

  • @frankiecallaghan5441
    @frankiecallaghan5441 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The midget and the Grass, pair of them shat it

  • @systemler44
    @systemler44 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    😂😂always the same...little man syndrome

  • @up1245
    @up1245 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    😂🤣 This dude takes Auditing to another level.

  • @shaunyboyz4296
    @shaunyboyz4296 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Jimmy Somerville is gunna knock you out...🐧

    • @littleratbag1111
      @littleratbag1111 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao 🤣

    • @darkhall8227
      @darkhall8227 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Tea boy went back crying and singing the Bronski beat song Why

    • @vinto34
      @vinto34 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Doubtful ...he's only a small town boy.

    • @shaunyboyz4296
      @shaunyboyz4296 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@vinto34 crackin

  • @Davidus80
    @Davidus80 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “Like I’m gonna be scared of one and a half men “😂😂

  • @JuliusDecimusMeridius
    @JuliusDecimusMeridius ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I often wondered what happened to Bronski Beat…..Thank you for clearing that up Mark 🤭

  • @johnroache32
    @johnroache32 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Just subscribed after watching the "Pie Man" video. Now I'll work my way back. Greetings from the Central Coast of California. 👍

  • @terrybunch7313
    @terrybunch7313 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "You'll end up on your back"
    You should've said that you'd still be taller than him 😂

  • @youtubeslayer-1
    @youtubeslayer-1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2 dingles wouldnt be on the phones to the police if they were going todo something 😂

  • @jay-lm4we
    @jay-lm4we ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Mark is the best auditor out there, ahead of AB, DJ, PJ the whole lot of them. If you haven't already subscribed, then do and share the videos with all your friends 🇮🇪👍

    • @leetori1
      @leetori1 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I’d say it’s more of a guilty pleasure that I watch this. Like a dirty secret 😂

    • @galaxiehubba
      @galaxiehubba ปีที่แล้ว +1

      need all of them for entertainment purposes, but UKMTT is great!

    • @icantdenyreality3516
      @icantdenyreality3516 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If I need a laugh I'll watch AB. If I want some politics I'll watch Veitch and for aggression I'll watch The Laughing Auditor or this channel.

  • @adrianbrowne7874
    @adrianbrowne7874 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    No "Hands" of friendship being extended to Mark here that's for sure!!!

    • @lilhazey1128
      @lilhazey1128 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂 nicely put *tips hat*

  • @danthemaninfierno
    @danthemaninfierno ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Rishi Sunak said at PMQs that UKMTT is "an excellent advocate for the squirrel population of Great Britain"

    • @ThisisEngland1066
      @ThisisEngland1066 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He also said he would stop the boats..

    • @uws5604
      @uws5604 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ThisisEngland1066 Username checks out. Many people on those boats are taking the enormous risk of the crossing because they are desperate. You should put them up in your own home as a charitable act.

  • @RECALLAUDITS
    @RECALLAUDITS ปีที่แล้ว +5

    17:25 Vile officer.
    Probably beats his partner or kids if he has any.

  • @colallison6152
    @colallison6152 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Wish more people cared about the UK's native woodland wildlife. Nice one 👍

    • @bornfree9547
      @bornfree9547 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      grey Squirrels invasive species good eating though.

    • @colallison6152
      @colallison6152 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes. Seems like the red squirrel has been pretty wiped out by the grey. Someone told me you can see them at Brownsea Island in Dorset. I've never been. Suppose it's nicer to see grey squirrels than rats maybe

    • @lenka2042
      @lenka2042 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bornfree9547Blame the humans that brought them here

    • @waynesilverman3048
      @waynesilverman3048 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its just part of the video to start easy enough for Mark to enquire and ask the 1st question a good idea .

  • @CharlieB3723
    @CharlieB3723 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Very odd and aggressive behaviour by the bald ginger guy and his side kick - look like a danger to the public 😮

  • @OnlyTheseShorts
    @OnlyTheseShorts ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You're the best auditor! Love how you don't take any shit at all. Keep giving it to them tyrants

  • @daveovington-brown4122
    @daveovington-brown4122 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    pretty silly putting an arm through a fence..an almost perfect fulcrum if you were so inclined to push

    • @nomadiclapse
      @nomadiclapse ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yup, I'm guessing ginger beard isn't a physics major. 😃

  • @jonwick2432
    @jonwick2432 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Thanks for the entertainment this is better than watching any comedy show 😅

  • @garyhope3731
    @garyhope3731 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    We represent the lollipop guild, we welcome you to munchkin land.

  • @johnkane5401
    @johnkane5401 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Mark is a brilliant auditor, he takes no shit! and he completely owned all of them including the ol bill! good on yer bro!

  • @philbeattie3978
    @philbeattie3978 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The Baldy's are in love. You can tell.

  • @freemindthinkerezrapound5071
    @freemindthinkerezrapound5071 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Baldy and the poison dwarf blew enough hot air to fill an air balloon and then baldys brother is the local plod all right plonkers

  • @indefence7214
    @indefence7214 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One and half men! 😂😂😂

  • @MikeGMcDermott
    @MikeGMcDermott 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Nice to see Warwick Davis making a cameo appearance in this one.

  • @peakyblinder777
    @peakyblinder777 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    That women says she is not an animal lover? but you can guarantee she's vegan 🤔

  • @FrankRzzo
    @FrankRzzo ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Nice to see an auditor in the UK that has a pair of balls or “bollocks” 👍🏻

  • @adrianbrowne7874
    @adrianbrowne7874 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I've heard it all now! Shouting in public a public offence!! What are we coming 2?

  • @MrTopGun999
    @MrTopGun999 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Very bad company! I feel sorry for anybody who uses their services (well tries to use their services)

  • @RECALLAUDITS
    @RECALLAUDITS ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow, so here we have the bald guy that hunts Buggs Bunny (Alma Fudd, or something) and Scrappy Doo 😂

  • @Alfiepops
    @Alfiepops ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You should have snapped his arm off in the railings when he tried to grab you 😉.

  • @mikebordeaux8218
    @mikebordeaux8218 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That little one sounded like a squeaky toy

  • @jamesy3722
    @jamesy3722 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Arm threw fence? Push to the left and snap it like a stick

  • @justincarter5167
    @justincarter5167 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oh, UNITE building, makes sense. Once upon a time union's were on our side, defending the little guys against the big guys, now it's just about scoring points with the government and to hell with the public and it's own members. A cosy club and job for life is what these union's mean.

  • @G58
    @G58 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    What I usually do when sad creatures like that start crying and filling their nappies over a member of the public doing a lawful activity, is offer them the option of a dummy or an adult nappy, and advice on where they can go to change theirs.
    Peace

  • @porkpie4594
    @porkpie4594 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They aren't going to do anything, because they're talking about it.

  • @acm1137
    @acm1137 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The typical smugness and inclination towards aggression of the business owner.
    Most are bankrupt in a few years down the pub trying to fight people.

  • @haydoncooper3744
    @haydoncooper3744 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What does this fool think he is going to achieve by putting his hand out to stop you! I was bad with laughing.

  • @tomathertonta
    @tomathertonta ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So glad u re-upload this

  • @benjijack22
    @benjijack22 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    WET WIPE LOVE IT!!! GREAT VID MARK STOOD YOUR GROUND AS ALWAYS! - Stay Safe!

  • @jamesmincher3435
    @jamesmincher3435 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    One Wayne cousins and half a man

  • @TheFr3ELions
    @TheFr3ELions ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Look at you behind the fence ....whilst also being behind fence😂

  • @essen00cat
    @essen00cat ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The irony of the company staff acting aggressive and thuggish whilst literally behind iron bars 😂 The way they behaved i wouldn't be surprised if they had both done some prison time.

    • @technicalscience
      @technicalscience ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah, they knew they were safe behind there - all talk.

  • @zanderzone21
    @zanderzone21 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    OMG !!! That cop had a bad attitude , protect the people , thank go you were recording

  • @EvenBigger-Brother
    @EvenBigger-Brother ปีที่แล้ว +2

    At least they have each other to apply sore botty cream .

  • @Alan-zi2rs
    @Alan-zi2rs ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One and a half men lmao 😂😂😂

  • @TimeEmotion1971
    @TimeEmotion1971 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Lol well done Mark keep up the great work :-)

  • @carlwilliams509
    @carlwilliams509 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Private security copper?

  • @east-endjustice7883
    @east-endjustice7883 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Keep on putting this work of beauty up no matter what, but make youtube review appeal and see that it doesn't violate any community guidelines etc.

  • @orfordwolf5409
    @orfordwolf5409 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Phil Mitchell and inch high private eye with a squeaky voice😄

  • @sarahconormilliefamily8467
    @sarahconormilliefamily8467 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Lol with that reaction
    They have been on the lookout for weeks lol

  • @resist.
    @resist. ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Chuckle vision 2023.

  • @jimid9240
    @jimid9240 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Get yer haircut finished!” 😂

  • @realcooking1833
    @realcooking1833 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They got very angry very quickly😂

  • @paulwhittaker5195
    @paulwhittaker5195 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One and a half men, more like the cheeky boys.

  • @Greenpoloboy3
    @Greenpoloboy3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    As a squirrel, I applaud your work

  • @Mrmental308
    @Mrmental308 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Comedy gold.. wish I was about town with ya, we would be a right pair. Lol

  • @neilhatton6018
    @neilhatton6018 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He's the Grinder type guys.

  • @Nj-gt5fz
    @Nj-gt5fz ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Grey squirrels just tree rats,shoot em😊

  • @Planetugm
    @Planetugm ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Toooooo funny!😂😂😂😂

  • @cjhards
    @cjhards ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Absolutely hilarious jock!! Loving your content bro. ✌️😇

  • @A2Z1Two3
    @A2Z1Two3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    None of their business what the public do away from their property , they brought that ALL on themselves by their ignorance and bad approach/attitude.
    Why they called the police I have no clue , all they had to do was go inside and mind their OWN business.

  • @TheCunnamulla
    @TheCunnamulla ปีที่แล้ว +3

    😂😂😂😂😂. Best comedy ever.

  • @wheretoeatincrete2195
    @wheretoeatincrete2195 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Totally agree with the planddemic.

  • @east-endjustice7883
    @east-endjustice7883 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I so badly wished you let that puicefaced bloated thing grab you through the fenxe and then just slam your weight opposite direction while screaming "help! Im being attacked! Let me go!". There would have been no possible justifiable explanation for why it was reached through and grasped on you on the other side of the fence so there is no way it could clsim victim after you snapped its arm, it would have been so perfectly perfect! It'd never be able to grab anyone ever again and It'd be prosecuted and sued as well as its employer and even police when they inevitably protect the criminals while oppressing victims as they 100% always, and only do. The charges just couldn't stick once reviewed and youd have a deed to society by disabling an attacker, a deed to yourself by the satisfaction of teaching it the lesson of lessons, and be getting at least 2 but potentially 3 separate ways!!!! Thry like themselves up, just knock em down proper!!!

  • @andrewshaw7343
    @andrewshaw7343 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    All these hard men back down as soon as their energy is matched and raised.

  • @wriggley5045
    @wriggley5045 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Shoulda pushed his arm the opposite way when he put it through the fence.

  • @truthteller6161
    @truthteller6161 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One and a quarter sad people. You would need to be on your back for him to look at you in the eyes. Inch high with a big mouth !

  • @sniperHEX
    @sniperHEX ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hahaha the Wealdstone Raider and Dafydd from the village. Was the plod Dafydd's twin?

  • @deathcert75
    @deathcert75 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Mark you are without doubt the best auditer on the Internet keep these vids coming ❤

  • @ItsEasyJustLift
    @ItsEasyJustLift ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the little guy needs to calm down hes 100lbs soaking wet he would get thrown around by an average female nevermind a man lol...

  • @Illicitvirtue
    @Illicitvirtue ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Finally got to see it. Hilarious 👏

  • @scruffyalice-ff5pz
    @scruffyalice-ff5pz 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'v contacted Bob Geldof & Midge Ure about feeding the Squirrels. A charity single is on the way.

  • @neilford7338
    @neilford7338 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Wet wipe" 🤣

  • @kenworkman3964
    @kenworkman3964 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Those two bozos behind the fence remind me of the movie title "Hedwig and the angry inch." You can decide for yourself which is which.
    Keep 'em coming, O Markus the Mighty.

  • @jamesrawson6659
    @jamesrawson6659 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I saw this before and left a comment Worth watching again. I think Snow White been looking for mouth almighty. It is a good vid. Keep safe Mark.

  • @beartrayand384
    @beartrayand384 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This needs a part 2🤣🤣