I NEVER understood how people can dislike ALL chocolate. I can see certain kinds, but I can't ever remember a kid in my childhood that doesn't eat /like chocolate. Jason u weirdo rogue! Lol 😂 👍
Reading the title had this pop up in my head "We gotta bake Jesse, some illegal ass bread" "So we're putting dru-" "NO Jesse! Just bread, real pure bread"
"Morty, you'll never *Hiccup* guess what happened - they banned bread in universe D122! We can buy bread here and sell it back there for a four-x markup, Morty! *Burp* We're gonna' be rich! Sure, we have to find a universe to convert the schmeckles to U.S. dollars, but after that, we'll be swimming in it! Why are you looking like that? Get up! We're gonna' make it rain bread,! Mana from *Hiccup* heaven, Morty, that's you and me."
3:18 to explain why Brian says this joke, as a long time viewer I should explain. There have been multiple episodes where Jason has expressed a disdain for chocolate, from the miracle seed episode to the MRE episodes. Now someone reply to this thanking me so we can boost the interaction on this video even more.
Okay, so it was St Augustine who said that breakfast was gluttonous. His reasoning was that people had done no work since eating the previous evening. So, there should be no need for them to eat again in the morning. All in all, not the most cracked nutritional advice when you look at history.
I'm going to comment twice. Because I read the edit @ 14:04 Love the editors. You literally asked for this through ironic presentation. But I think you know that.
4:26 good catch on nailing (pun intended) Christian theology. That was exactly Jesus's plan. The Mosaic Law called for the Jewish people to sacrifice lambs to cover their sin. Jesus's plan was to be that lamb for all time.
So a very serious question for the modern rogue. I had a few drinks tonight and maybe something to smoke, but I noticed that there was subtle music playing in the background after the introduction if your videos that i never noticed before.. It was honestly very hypnotic and had almost a very quick trumpet vibe to it. I never noticed this before, and I noticed the same kind of pattern in other videos. It makes me wonder if there are subaudio frequencies that some people pick up on that are more soothing and comforting to that demographic, and that by audibly mezmorizing them, they become hooked on watching certain videos that share the same rythem?
As a Theology student, I can only confirm how the church throughout history has dome some incredibly ridiculous and unbiblical things. (From strange laws and rules, to things considered "religious" like transubstantiation.) A lot of it is laughable though tragic. I could make a list, but I think it is enough to just say that people are weird and do dumb things sometimes. Also if your going to rant: save your time and just don't, instead go watch random pet fails, because you need to learn to lighten up and laugh.
Most phoned in episode I've seen from this channel. Had a guest from cracked read a printed out cracked article. And then a 5 minute sponsor segment. I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
It sounds like it's possible that breakfast was counted as a sin from more tribal times when you couldn't have enough food on hand to ear at all times. You'd wake up and have to either hunt or gather food first then be able to eat so eating first would be a gluttonous act
@@DarthTeaDious your body can release just as much energy when hungry if not more. If you failed a hunt why would your body intentionally make your next one harder
Wait, I thought it was the Romans who killed Jesus. Shouldn't Christians be more pizzed at the guys who worshipped Zeus than the same religious group Jesus was originally born as a part of?
Nah. It's human nature to get more mad at the snitch than the man. You can't stop the man from being the man, but you can give the snitches stitches I guess...
The Roman officials executed Christ at the insistence of the jewish religious authorities. Hence why Pilate washed his hands of the execution and offered the option of Christ or Barabbas.
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MR has got to make a dedicated playlist where all it is, is every video that ever mentions the “Jason hates chocolate” fact.
Yes. It's beautiful seeing his "This tastes like chocolate!" face.
I NEVER understood how people can dislike ALL chocolate. I can see certain kinds, but I can't ever remember a kid in my childhood that doesn't eat /like chocolate.
Jason u weirdo rogue! Lol 😂 👍
Reading the title had this pop up in my head
"We gotta bake Jesse, some illegal ass bread"
"So we're putting dru-"
"NO Jesse! Just bread, real pure bread"
Cannabis ghee bread.
“They make us sick, and sell you their ‘cure’, while stealing our… *checks notes* bread”
"Morty, you'll never *Hiccup* guess what happened - they banned bread in universe D122! We can buy bread here and sell it back there for a four-x markup, Morty! *Burp* We're gonna' be rich! Sure, we have to find a universe to convert the schmeckles to U.S. dollars, but after that, we'll be swimming in it! Why are you looking like that? Get up! We're gonna' make it rain bread,! Mana from *Hiccup* heaven, Morty, that's you and me."
Baking Bread
"Two score and ten variations of gray" got me 😂 You could find that in the bookshops named Lustful Forum and Scarlet Cylinder, I'm sure.
3:18 to explain why Brian says this joke, as a long time viewer I should explain. There have been multiple episodes where Jason has expressed a disdain for chocolate, from the miracle seed episode to the MRE episodes. Now someone reply to this thanking me so we can boost the interaction on this video even more.
Hey thanks for explaining that! Long time commenter, first time viewer
no way
Hey! Thank you for explaining kind stranger.
Chocolate
Seriously loving this combo it really works well.
Hey thanks!
started making a mead because of y'all by the way, now I'm gonna figure out saki and such
I hope your holding out more episodes filmed with him; legit, the crossover I never knew I wanted, but now I just want more!
We don’t have any currently, but I’d love to do more!
Okay, so it was St Augustine who said that breakfast was gluttonous. His reasoning was that people had done no work since eating the previous evening. So, there should be no need for them to eat again in the morning.
All in all, not the most cracked nutritional advice when you look at history.
Eating pears, also bad.
Joke I heard today: “How many communions until you’ve eaten One Christ?”
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Oh man I bet that will be equally good.
Who is this guy? ☺
3:21 "and that sounds like a lot of work" ah finally, we got the scoundrel editor.
I was just in Italy for a few days and I can say with full confidence, bread is psychotic
Five. F. I. V. E. Minute advertisement. Insane.
Holy shit, massive props to Jason on the 50 Shades re-phrase there! Especially if it was off the cuff - brilliant
I love being able to figure out the shooting schedule based on Jurrys hair
"shit hide the bread, the feds are coming!"
Bring back the off-the-grid, SHTF, survival, emergency type stuff man
Good to know that Brian is a church-defying catholic, much like myself.
If Christianity doesn't want to be mocked, it should just have avoided all the silly.
it's a rite of passage honestly
I'm going to comment twice. Because I read the edit @ 14:04
Love the editors. You literally asked for this through ironic presentation. But I think you know that.
One thing I learned about TH-cam is you can comment as much as you like and everyone is on board with that!
@@ChrisLeeW00 I have to watch this video again. I was so drunk I didn't remember the flippin' title. Yesterday was nice.
4:26 good catch on nailing (pun intended) Christian theology. That was exactly Jesus's plan. The Mosaic Law called for the Jewish people to sacrifice lambs to cover their sin. Jesus's plan was to be that lamb for all time.
So a very serious question for the modern rogue. I had a few drinks tonight and maybe something to smoke, but I noticed that there was subtle music playing in the background after the introduction if your videos that i never noticed before.. It was honestly very hypnotic and had almost a very quick trumpet vibe to it. I never noticed this before, and I noticed the same kind of pattern in other videos. It makes me wonder if there are subaudio frequencies that some people pick up on that are more soothing and comforting to that demographic, and that by audibly mezmorizing them, they become hooked on watching certain videos that share the same rythem?
Ok editor guy ill explain it to the cracked folks then...the guy on the left in the bad hat doesn't like chocolate
I object to calling Jason's hat "bad".
@@grifkiller overruled
Didn't take Justin Robert Young as a metalcore guy. But that's a sick ass Heaven's Gate themed Callous Daoboys shirt.
Thanks for the content mr crew always a pleasure
I can't get enough of these 3. There's a synergy here
Salt was illegal a few times too.
5:30 important note: the roof. The roof. The roof was (also) on fire.
Doing homework is now a sin!
oh boy cant believe you missed the chance to use "it gives you wings" :)
Breeding.. hmm.. I should really call her..
At 7:22 Jason Murphy sounds like axe cop lol
I like this guy
Seems cool
Half this video is an advertisement.
Brushwood wearing the cicada shirt
just because that comment @3:21 exists, I'mma give you a comment... well played :D
People who live in Papal houses should not throw sin.
man, he is Stephen King levels of ending stories
please make a video on how to make Balloon Animals
More like Jordan BREADing am I right
HEY
@@Drjordanbreeding AM I RIGHT
I had to try, but putting the slash net at the end of the MR url at the beginning just gives a 404 "what are you doing here?" page
I don't like chocolate either
Some sake you have to drink hot known as atsukan if i remember correctly
their diet is totally sensable.
Is this the end of MR? Having to do content with cracked to stay alive?
It's... fine.
Why would the Japanese yell ***** pie for cheers?
Jordan breeding.. everything reminds me of her
can I get a gif of 2:12 on repeat please?
Saki‽
Guess they conveniently forgot that Jesus was also a Jew when making that idiotic rule.
With a title like that how could I not click
I love giveaways I recently changed my entire channel to giving away only ! i love it!
As a Theology student, I can only confirm how the church throughout history has dome some incredibly ridiculous and unbiblical things. (From strange laws and rules, to things considered "religious" like transubstantiation.) A lot of it is laughable though tragic. I could make a list, but I think it is enough to just say that people are weird and do dumb things sometimes.
Also if your going to rant: save your time and just don't, instead go watch random pet fails, because you need to learn to lighten up and laugh.
Okay, i love your videos and the channel, but guys... literally half the video is a sponsored ad...it's getting kinda ridiculous
Always has been
Half an episode. What's all this nonsense in the middle of my ad?
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It's sakē not saki.
Trying to keep it brief since I have a lot of pent up anger on this topic
Religion is a hell of a drug.
lol, what bad timing to joke about christianity
bread is bad #atkins
Sake is pronounced sa-keh not sa-kee, FYI
Most phoned in episode I've seen from this channel. Had a guest from cracked read a printed out cracked article. And then a 5 minute sponsor segment.
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
Early Squad
It sounds like it's possible that breakfast was counted as a sin from more tribal times when you couldn't have enough food on hand to ear at all times. You'd wake up and have to either hunt or gather food first then be able to eat so eating first would be a gluttonous act
I love it when people try to make logical sense of laws.
You need energy to go hunting. Eat some breakfast. Just don't gluttonize yourself into being too lazy to hunt.
@@DarthTeaDious your body can release just as much energy when hungry if not more. If you failed a hunt why would your body intentionally make your next one harder
@@blank-mq8ef Not intentional. You just have less nutrients available if you don't eat.
@@christopherstein2024 that you have, hence your body tries to get more asap
Wait, I thought it was the Romans who killed Jesus. Shouldn't Christians be more pizzed at the guys who worshipped Zeus than the same religious group Jesus was originally born as a part of?
Nah. It's human nature to get more mad at the snitch than the man. You can't stop the man from being the man, but you can give the snitches stitches I guess...
The Roman officials executed Christ at the insistence of the jewish religious authorities. Hence why Pilate washed his hands of the execution and offered the option of Christ or Barabbas.
Matthew 27:25
please please just say sake right, please it's so weird