What If Spiders Were the Size of Humans?

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  • @vicv4438
    @vicv4438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    Me:Dad! A spider is in my room!
    Dad:I’ll go get the flamethrower

    • @progamerx3897
      @progamerx3897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      good one

    • @misterb9833
      @misterb9833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Spider: taller than dad and buff*
      Dad: _YoU'rE oN yOuR oWn!_

    • @sammythelazy
      @sammythelazy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me:help spider in my room
      My friend: locked the target Fire a insecticide Bomb

    • @benholt345
      @benholt345 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This comment is stupid

    • @Azraeluchiha999
      @Azraeluchiha999 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Gotta get a new son after that

  • @veroxoxo4911
    @veroxoxo4911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4609

    Imagine saying
    Me: “Mom there’s another spider outside”
    Mom: “The gun is in the kitchen”

    • @kaexewires7531
      @kaexewires7531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      It's like hunting new species and killing them.

    • @christiancombs6808
      @christiancombs6808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I just thought only about KITCHEN GUN BANG BANG BANG

    • @sir_duckington1245
      @sir_duckington1245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      that wont work in the netherlands sadly

    • @paulk.2514
      @paulk.2514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      GOD I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @kookou13
      @kookou13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Im pretty sure its Mom: "Okay it was nice knowing you son"

  • @FLOYDE02
    @FLOYDE02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1252

    Spiders the size of humans: exist
    Human suicide rate: "im so high Bro"

    • @creativelife2851
      @creativelife2851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Cringe. Imagine typing that wtf

    • @soderium6729
      @soderium6729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@creativelife2851 get out normie

    • @an18yearoldmongolianguy
      @an18yearoldmongolianguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Creative Life I have spotted a local TH-cam keyboard warrior.

    • @I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad
      @I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@creativelife2851
      Wow "Cringe"
      What a *Creative* insult.
      Try again.

    • @alexblackmon160
      @alexblackmon160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I second this sentiment. Death before dishonor

  • @tylerhaunted
    @tylerhaunted 2 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    The possibility of human sized spiders means that there could be hawk wasps, which would be worse. You would be paralyzed by their sting and then you would play host to their brood who use your body as an incubator, and a snack.

    • @OfficialNoVa
      @OfficialNoVa 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      thanks for making me hate nature

    • @friendlyfire2374
      @friendlyfire2374 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      THANKS ALOT AXXHOLE!!!! NOW I HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HAWK WASP TOO!!

    • @prophecy5886
      @prophecy5886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Thanks for putting that in my head bruh

    • @hegodamask8050
      @hegodamask8050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      When Pokémon gets too real

    • @tylerhaunted
      @tylerhaunted 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@prophecy5886 you're welcome 😁

  • @Joanna-tx1ss
    @Joanna-tx1ss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3060

    “what if spiders were the size of humans”
    everyone: OHMYGOD
    Australians: lmao yea ikr

    • @Mikanoes
      @Mikanoes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      "Australia, where the spiders are so big, they have health bars."

    • @davidhatcher7016
      @davidhatcher7016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Mikanoes lel

    • @boot9158
      @boot9158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Mikanoes just when u thought the spider died the health bar changed colors 😂

    • @Mikanoes
      @Mikanoes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@boot9158 And when a health pack suddenly pops up in your living room, you know you are boned.

    • @gaboratoria
      @gaboratoria 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      When you start hearing boss music after you kill a spider

  • @bordenfleetwood5773
    @bordenfleetwood5773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6642

    "If spiders were the same size as humans?"
    ... I feel like gun control arguments would be VERY different.

    • @shafiabbasi340
      @shafiabbasi340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +491

      Facts bro! I ain't really bout guns, but I swear I would need a legal minigun if there were giant spiders in my backyard

    • @the__________
      @the__________ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      Tactical nukes would be an option to the public..

    • @master_shifu4208
      @master_shifu4208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Id take a rpg thx

    • @Exclucityours
      @Exclucityours 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I’ll take three Grenade launchers please and a flamethrower

    • @keppachi1216
      @keppachi1216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Nah, I prefer an orbital strike missile and hellfires

  • @darkplayer2557
    @darkplayer2557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3200

    Spider: *stays still*
    Me: you have my mercy
    Spider: *moves 1 step toward me*
    Me: so you have chosen death

    • @sanjayjanjay1259
      @sanjayjanjay1259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      You have 69 likes

    • @darkplayer2557
      @darkplayer2557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@sanjayjanjay1259 it was

    • @jordanrainey4179
      @jordanrainey4179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      246

    • @lukemckenzie0121
      @lukemckenzie0121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Me: **blinks**
      Spider: I pulled a sneaky on ya!

    • @MainDoorFrames
      @MainDoorFrames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      This vid:
      Human: *Stays still*
      Spider: so you've chosen death
      Human: *takes step*
      Spider: So you've chosen faster death

  • @ghostpepper5934
    @ghostpepper5934 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    I’d rather live in a cabin surrounded by grizzly bears than live in the same universe as man sized spiders

    • @Gnossiene369
      @Gnossiene369 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Many people do this. This is a rather strange comment.

    • @wyslanniknewworldorder9525
      @wyslanniknewworldorder9525 ปีที่แล้ว

      You think it is bad?
      Imagine everyday having sex with diffirent woman... losing that much semen can cost a life!

    • @jcurran9003
      @jcurran9003 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Man sized spiders are possible, if oxygen on earth doubles

    • @immunecookie0179
      @immunecookie0179 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I had a nightmare where human sized spiders existed and one got me from behind and then I woke up at that moment

  • @ninetailfoxahri8642
    @ninetailfoxahri8642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2261

    “What if Spiders were the size of humans”
    Spider-Man: Am I a joke to you?

    • @baitameen
      @baitameen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i guess that's why your called mad girl

    • @kiannjames1342
      @kiannjames1342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      mad girl sounds like your hiding something, you like talking about “gay” don’t you :)

    • @happiness9368
      @happiness9368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes

    • @laurenkelly6198
      @laurenkelly6198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I hate these comments

    • @brain-eatingamoeba
      @brain-eatingamoeba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @mad girl ??

  • @aceimmortal9826
    @aceimmortal9826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2529

    Australian's be like: tell us something new

    • @gravetree0720
      @gravetree0720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Lmao

    • @jayasantoso3858
      @jayasantoso3858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I can confirm, the size doesn’t matter. Stab em in the abdomen and leave em to bleed dry

    • @unowenwashere2782
      @unowenwashere2782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jayasantoso3858 are you Australian

    • @idkm8256
      @idkm8256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@unowenwashere2782 he's Indonesian

    • @chasecieslar3785
      @chasecieslar3785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh lmao

  • @v0bk
    @v0bk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1103

    “Spiderwebs aren’t sticky”.
    Me: Minecraft has lied.

    • @maniac5partan847
      @maniac5partan847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      i use the spiderwebs as barbwire for my fence

    • @v0bk
      @v0bk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MANIAC 5PARTAN I don’t even play Minecraft that much anymore lol

    • @dreaminginhell4047
      @dreaminginhell4047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ...
      Undertale..?

    • @OliverOcelot29
      @OliverOcelot29 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dreaminginhell4047 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

    • @IMADINOSAURNOTABIRD
      @IMADINOSAURNOTABIRD 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@OliverOcelot29 what's wrong with the game itself?

  • @dudemanwan7331
    @dudemanwan7331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    If spiders where that big I would feel pretty bad for them as they would suffocate immediately due to the fact that there is not enough oxygen in the air for them to sustain that size with how they breathe. The largest land dwelling arthropod I think is a coconut crab at the size of a small dog and they are pushing the upper limit. But it would be terrible if spiders were that size and moving around

    • @firstnamelastname-zi4mq
      @firstnamelastname-zi4mq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Their book lungs could handle it if they stood near gale force winds 24/7 XD Their legs would most certainly collapse too, nothing holding them up but blood.

    • @CritStanley
      @CritStanley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      There would have to be a lot different about their bodies for sure.
      For instance, they'd have to have evolved lungs in order to survive that size.

    • @edroy2741
      @edroy2741 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shut up nerd, let me fantasize about riding a spider to work

    • @PokemonFreaaakkk187
      @PokemonFreaaakkk187 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hello could you elaborate some more on this topic please. Ik they have book lungs but why wouldn’t they be able to breathe if they were bigger?

    • @CritStanley
      @CritStanley ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@PokemonFreaaakkk187 I may be able to answer that question. Its a matter of needs of the size of the body. In our atmosphere, they can breathe normally and survive based on their current size. But if they were bigger, they'd need more oxygen, or at least more densely packed oxygen to support themselves.
      Millions of years ago, Earth's atmosphere was actually thicker, hence why bugs and in this case spiders got to larger sizes. Thus, is a larger spider from back then were to be put into our currrent day Earth, the air would be too thin for it.

  • @danii9844
    @danii9844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1251

    Some people would still keep them as pets, so imagine walking down the street and you see someone walking their spider

    • @theguyyouallhate3927
      @theguyyouallhate3927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      “Oh don’t min him, this is just my jumping spider Pacho he doesn’t bite.”

    • @ichieatworld9823
      @ichieatworld9823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      "Lovely weather aye?"

    • @Mikanoes
      @Mikanoes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      From then on, the perfect burglar deterrent would be fake spider webs around your house.

    • @AnimGhost8492
      @AnimGhost8492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Walking or riding?

    • @drewbydoo8945
      @drewbydoo8945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I would be one of those people xD

  • @snowyrain
    @snowyrain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    “What if spiders were the same size as humans?”
    I’d kill myself before a spider shows up from under my bed

    • @sketchbookz2681
      @sketchbookz2681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      But it's a giant spider, don't think it would fit under your bed

    • @comrade1135
      @comrade1135 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @DragonSlayer-dm8qk
      @DragonSlayer-dm8qk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yes i would have a heart attack immediately

    • @figure7165
      @figure7165 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dragon Slayer what if someone was mating with spiders?

    • @moderninquisition2649
      @moderninquisition2649 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine hell is just another giant spiders universe

  • @artyom9137
    @artyom9137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    1:33
    “40,000 different spider species”
    *shows black man*

  • @HaloMachinimaFilms
    @HaloMachinimaFilms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Horror aside, spiders would probley farmed like like sheep for their spider webs. We already do it, so larger spiders able to produce much more web would be a fantastic resource. Also spider meat would probably be more of a thing, just like we eat lobsters or crabs.
    We would probably wipe all spider of the planet expect those we are farming, and don't necessary have to worry about them going extinct since they lay ton of eggs. We would also try to breed them to be smaller which may work let's say about half the size of an adult human.
    Those spider would probably be sold to the public. Whether as a pet, entertainment, or meal. Gun control is far less, bug pesticide is farm more desirable, animal control is a more dangerous profession.
    Society would be so different especially if these things existed as the same time as our species was evolving to. So ancient tales of cavemen hunting spiders painted in cave walls.

    • @goldenf1ame100
      @goldenf1ame100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Bros talking from experience

    • @RedneckRapture
      @RedneckRapture 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Spiders the size of a housecat would still view humans as a potential food source and be a threat to our existence.

    • @HaloMachinimaFilms
      @HaloMachinimaFilms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@RedneckRapture Willing to bet the same things were probably said to all animals we domesticated. Weird how to turned mighty giant wolf's into a corg.

    • @BeerAndFries
      @BeerAndFries 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Problem is, spiders have zero social instincts. They are predators that can be docile when handled by a human, but that is only because even a child can crush it in an instant. A spider would be far stronger and more dangerous to handle that a mammalian it's size due to it's carapace being able to withstand more damage (forget about crushing it with your hand). It also has multiple limbs and venomous bite. A cat sized spider would be dangerous, a human sized one? Forget it, unless you cut off it's limbs and remove their fangs.

    • @brokenbrain6770
      @brokenbrain6770 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the thing is spiders have "bookcase lungs" the current level of oxygen in the air wouldn't be enough for it to even be alive at that size due to how those types of lungs work. thats why most bugs are small

  • @rainexgaming
    @rainexgaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1190

    Me for the whole video: Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope
    Me after watching this video: Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope

    • @giggia-dbd
      @giggia-dbd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rainex you poster this comment one minute ago and the video lenght is 7 minutes....

    • @rainexgaming
      @rainexgaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@giggia-dbd I watched it in the future before this video was posted.

    • @ashtallica
      @ashtallica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I have extremely bad arachnophobia and I almost threw my phone across my room

    • @lena_1711
      @lena_1711 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was wanting to not see some spikey, hairy spiders too......and tarantulas... alright now even if I just think about that I just am......

    • @agrxexate9271
      @agrxexate9271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How can you be scared of spiders lmao

  • @marcelzed1154
    @marcelzed1154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    "If for any reason you happened to be carrying a machete or a blow torch..."
    You mean carrying a machete is not a common thing to do?

    • @Lorkanthal
      @Lorkanthal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      in a world with man sized spiders carrying a machete would be the bare minimum of self protection people would carry at all times.

    • @ericcartman2184
      @ericcartman2184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If you live in London then that’s very common

    • @muddyrelic3009
      @muddyrelic3009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lorkanthal a shotgun will be a bare minimum

    • @bluefox9436
      @bluefox9436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@muddyrelic3009 give me a sniper or anything with a high caliber that works from at least 100 meters against these things

    • @jeremiahderisier7500
      @jeremiahderisier7500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I never knew people carried a machete commonly
      Learn something new every day

  • @qpscout6254
    @qpscout6254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +774

    “What if spiders were the size of humans?”
    Australia: First time?

    • @acerust6712
      @acerust6712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That got me laughing on the floor

    • @mr30inchboi
      @mr30inchboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Esaym bUt SPiDERs ArENt tHe Size of humans omfg

    • @the_pug_of_doom398
      @the_pug_of_doom398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mr 30inchboy Minecraft: “allow me to introduce myself”

    • @mrpinkfreak4168
      @mrpinkfreak4168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ikr

    • @Swaggmire215
      @Swaggmire215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣

  • @Playa001
    @Playa001 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I’m not really afraid of spiders if I’m being honest , but if this was reality it would literally be the most horrific experience. I’ve seen how fast they are when they strike and move. Just imagine… a 230lbs spider crawling full speed at you... *chills*

    • @QWckanimations
      @QWckanimations ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ye, And you wouldn't even be able to out drive it, It would run at like 300-500 mph, Like they already run so fast when there so small but imagine when they are human sized😳

    • @senoritaartistica1999
      @senoritaartistica1999 ปีที่แล้ว

      They actually have spiders that big in soloman islands, no wonder why half of the frest is unexplored.

    • @teamurion2734
      @teamurion2734 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@QWckanimationsseriously I was walking down my neighborhood and saw a jumping spider. Now jumping spiders are small as hell but their lightining fast it's almost like they teleport. And this one was small as a dime if not smaller. And it covered like 24 inches in one second. Now imagine it's our size. And 24 inches becomes 50ft. The speed is so unreal it'll put allot of our cars to shame. We'd all be dead.

  • @duckworth_75
    @duckworth_75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +835

    Spider: ayyy I am the size of you now!!!
    *Humanity has left the planet*
    Edit: Why does everyone still like this

    • @rhisavbora2975
      @rhisavbora2975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      No humanity has left the planet

    • @nadeedmir7160
      @nadeedmir7160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Bombs has entered the chat

    • @JoshuaTheTransitProdigy
      @JoshuaTheTransitProdigy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Spiders: *brings humanity back into the chat and then goes after them one by one*

    • @streetz1683
      @streetz1683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Australians:meh

    • @dotsinki1096
      @dotsinki1096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Human: points a barrel at the spider and pulls back a trigger

  • @ketsukichichi4713
    @ketsukichichi4713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    “What if Spiders were as large as humans?”
    Me: *laughs in Skyrim*

    • @luljanky53o
      @luljanky53o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Bruh when i see frostbite spiders i like my buddy that i payed 500 gold for kill him while i turn around and run around😂😂

    • @toji8883
      @toji8883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@luljanky53o lmaooo😂💀

    • @tfuwan1248
      @tfuwan1248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dovahkiin, dragonborn!

    • @FBISHOJI
      @FBISHOJI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *Laughs in Bloodborne*

    • @justapersonz5441
      @justapersonz5441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Project Dream *Laughs in dark souls*

  • @skuared4508
    @skuared4508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    “What if spiders were the size of humans?”
    Minecraft: Yes

    • @shuliu4804
      @shuliu4804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *gamers rise*

    • @lancetheking7524
      @lancetheking7524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      diamond sword: *yes*

    • @ΒαγγεληςΛουκος
      @ΒαγγεληςΛουκος 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mineshafts:yes

    • @BBBBBB-do5fd
      @BBBBBB-do5fd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      a hat in time: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @BBBBBB-do5fd
      @BBBBBB-do5fd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes there are giant spiders in a hat in time, mostly in subcon forest

  • @Gigadander
    @Gigadander 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I'm surprised they were not talking about density, weight, and gravity.
    Spiders exoskeletons are full of empty spaces enlarge that, make be effected by gravity, and doesn't work as much.
    If Spiders were as big as the spiders in Eight Legged Freaks they would probably move really slow due to how big they would be too.
    The webs themselves only work because they're small. Even the Goliath spider doesn't trap victims in it's web.

  • @SunDevils1990
    @SunDevils1990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7456

    I’d rather live in a reality where machines take over the world.

    • @tullo5564
      @tullo5564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      SunDevils1990 machines are full of flaws and they will never take over the world

    • @youngrossy7873
      @youngrossy7873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Me too buddy lol my ass would be zoom!

    • @mikeross6638
      @mikeross6638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Flame throwers still exist

    • @visixn2126
      @visixn2126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      SunDevils1990 sams

    • @byronwatkins2668
      @byronwatkins2668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      100%

  • @primo_
    @primo_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    What if: "What if spiders were the same size of humans?"
    Minecraft gamers: *"Bruh"*

    • @crypastesomemore8348
      @crypastesomemore8348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Primo t Series annihilated the racist PubesPie

    • @mustafak6157
      @mustafak6157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LoL

    • @gabebanda7260
      @gabebanda7260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Miles Greger who the hell was talking about that

    • @Ninjaananas
      @Ninjaananas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@gabebanda7260
      He is probably a Indian patridiot with inferiority complexes.

    • @definitelynot_maxed_out945
      @definitelynot_maxed_out945 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO FRFR

  • @kayzaathayaidris757
    @kayzaathayaidris757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    "What if spiders were the size of humans"
    Me: then I would rather die

    • @nfdz5497
      @nfdz5497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kayza Athaya i would literally kill myself

    • @jonalynmisalang9447
      @jonalynmisalang9447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why are so many afraid of spiders?!

    • @jonalynmisalang9447
      @jonalynmisalang9447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I like EM! Even if they are venomous

    • @jordanrainey4179
      @jordanrainey4179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OoP true

    • @imsentinelprime9279
      @imsentinelprime9279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jonalynmisalang9447 i hate them to many legs and I hate there faces

  • @jaysecond42
    @jaysecond42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dude if a person able to mount a pet spider he would easily travel around the world. Webs would be op af

  • @I_am_ENSanity
    @I_am_ENSanity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    Every single person would be given a flamethrower at the age of 5.

    • @creaturescave762
      @creaturescave762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fwazangalang Entertainment I wouldn’t dare hurt a spider

    • @sketchbookz2681
      @sketchbookz2681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Australia and California"

    • @lisatrappedmeinygsbasement848
      @lisatrappedmeinygsbasement848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@creaturescave762 wtf is wrong with you 😐

    • @captainobvious9230
      @captainobvious9230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm not arachnophobic I actually keep spiders but Goliath bird eater and huntsman spiders would be scary

    • @sketchbookz2681
      @sketchbookz2681 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@captainobvious9230 I like spiders too, tarantulas are some of my favorite creatures, but I think that's because bugs are my favorite animal family.

  • @VOLAIRE
    @VOLAIRE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2697

    Then we all move to Mars with Elon Musk...

    • @mmmyeah7
      @mmmyeah7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Mars spiders are worse and radioactive

    • @agrxexate9271
      @agrxexate9271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      mmmyeah7
      And your a pussy

    • @mahamadulhasanbhuiyan2856
      @mahamadulhasanbhuiyan2856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Man these elon musk things 🤦‍♀

    • @Browhy766
      @Browhy766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Wouldn't even go to Mars bruv I'd try to get to another galaxy

    • @trojan-david
      @trojan-david 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@agrxexate9271 how do yo know if she's a girl

  • @Magical_Trash
    @Magical_Trash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    *human sized spider appears*
    Me: looks like my free trial of living has ended ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @l0v3lyniaa
      @l0v3lyniaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      this comment is underrated 😭.

    • @67lucita
      @67lucita 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spiders attcaks

  • @joevaghn457
    @joevaghn457 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    As a non-Arachnophobe, I’m just sitting here like “Ooo, looks cool. I wanna see one!”

    • @kakuzu7953
      @kakuzu7953 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why you wanna dai

  • @najarro1731
    @najarro1731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    “What if spiders were the same size as humans?”
    *AMERICANS LAUGHING IN BOMBS*

    • @mikemagnus9447
      @mikemagnus9447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Don't forget
      *AMERICANS LAUGHING IN BULLETS AND GUNS*

    • @maryjoygelizon4268
      @maryjoygelizon4268 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mikemagnus9447 what if theyre bullet proof or as tough and thick as tanks

    • @mikemagnus9447
      @mikemagnus9447 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@maryjoygelizon4268 We would still find a way... It's one of the things that we humans are the best @...

    • @Xx-willtide
      @Xx-willtide 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Us UK lads laughs in shanks

    • @cameronbrown4865
      @cameronbrown4865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *AUSTRALIANS LAUGHING AT THE REST OF THE WORLD*

  • @cluelessdragoon7052
    @cluelessdragoon7052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    Spiders grow to the size of humans
    Humans: Aight imma head out

    • @woogangamadeusmozart3642
      @woogangamadeusmozart3642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *1:45*

    • @RaggaBaby
      @RaggaBaby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      WHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA Wow what a knee slapper. Your original comment really tickled my funnybone for sure 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @GavinDoesObjectShows
      @GavinDoesObjectShows 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      R/woooosh

    • @davidhatcher7016
      @davidhatcher7016 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RaggaBaby nice

    • @faythshorter5514
      @faythshorter5514 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok, fck this I'm going to go live on Mars

  • @manmystery8804
    @manmystery8804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    *"N O A H ? G E T T H E B O A T ."*

    • @ryozor
      @ryozor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tarantulas are able to swim tho

    • @abunchofthighs3807
      @abunchofthighs3807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ryo Zor was about to say that. Other types swim as well

    • @kaexewires7531
      @kaexewires7531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ryozor And them we are fu-

    • @danhoquang368
      @danhoquang368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hans ?
      Get ze Flammenwerfer

    • @YungCarl10
      @YungCarl10 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      is that a Loveliveserve reference?

  • @jc_malone8217
    @jc_malone8217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If spiders developed lungs, this would be possible. It could happen far in the future.

    • @Panashe_
      @Panashe_ ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh shi

  • @jungkook-nu3oj
    @jungkook-nu3oj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    Id rather live in the world where cockroaches are human siz-
    _wait no_

    • @TheGaurav205
      @TheGaurav205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Go watch terraformers anime.. definitely don't want that either

    • @thecarwithinternetaccess7952
      @thecarwithinternetaccess7952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Cockroaches can run 300mph if they are human sized

    • @Dopey_SoCal.98
      @Dopey_SoCal.98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      s t e p h - oh God no! Neither for me 😖😫😭

    • @mylesthomas6631
      @mylesthomas6631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      s t e p h - yea no, the way they multiply would drive every other animal and plant into extinction

    • @baitameen
      @baitameen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      cockroaches, why cockroaches!? why not follow the butterflies??

  • @senyoritamia9585
    @senyoritamia9585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Spider: *size of a human*
    Mars: Welcome!

  • @undeadastronaut1746
    @undeadastronaut1746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    human size Spiders: exist
    Australians: the time has come, release the emus!!!!

    • @hmmm.74
      @hmmm.74 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *reads name* ew

    • @isgav8778
      @isgav8778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that joke is never going to get the credit it deserves

    • @goldenirets8930
      @goldenirets8930 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Filthy Degenerate you watch the the best anime so it’s ok

  • @DarkPitTheFallenAngel
    @DarkPitTheFallenAngel ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Spiders: size of humans.
    Me: well i guess its time to bring out the flame thrower.

  • @mannycampos6885
    @mannycampos6885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    People who are scared of spiders:**spiders are scary, I hate them**
    Lucas the spider: **cries in the background**

    • @axngel2fly619
      @axngel2fly619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Manny Campos the only spider I would ever care about

    • @emperorrevan6992
      @emperorrevan6992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Manny Campos a human sized Lucas would be acceptable since we could hug him. All others, well, I will speak for all of the human race: NO!!!

    • @emperorrevan6992
      @emperorrevan6992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sebastian L go to 4:42 of the video. That cute little animated jumping spider is Lucas. There’s a whole channel with animated shorts with him staring in them all.

    • @ScpDrRisha
      @ScpDrRisha 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm scared of every spider except LUCAS the spider!!! HE IS SOOOOOOO ADORABLE!!! 😭😭😭😭 once when I was watching LUCAS the spider made me cry from cuteness once! 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @ScpDrRisha
      @ScpDrRisha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@emperorrevan6992 yes

  • @pizzadog7575
    @pizzadog7575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    Hmm... Imagine saying
    Pupils : "Teacher there is a spider outside!"
    Teacher : "The gun is under your desks"

    • @graydoor7718
      @graydoor7718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Awfully familiar comment
      Wonder where i remember this from

    • @solarismaa
      @solarismaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Super underrated comment dudee

    • @isakconstante5857
      @isakconstante5857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

  • @toainsully
    @toainsully 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    We're gonna need a bigger cup and piece of paper

    • @YEOsCanal
      @YEOsCanal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      No, we gonna need a bigger... boot. 😂😂

    • @yabbadabbaa353
      @yabbadabbaa353 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @remikremii4376
      @remikremii4376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YEO's Film Canal nice

    • @cappuccino-1721
      @cappuccino-1721 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Toa Sully catch and release huh? Nah I just use my slipper.

    • @remikremii4376
      @remikremii4376 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cappuccino - ay my favorite coffee

  • @JamesSmith-gm7fm
    @JamesSmith-gm7fm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I still believe that these things exist somewhere in the world hidden from human civilization in the most remote jungles or deserts like the legend of the Congolese giant spider, that legend had to have come from somewhere, especially since stories of these beasts have been passed down by the tribes of natives that live in these areas.

  • @adamflick5488
    @adamflick5488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    "What if spiders were the size of humans?"
    Me: Dear, God. Make me a bird, so i can fly far. Far far away from here. Dear, God. Make me a bird, so i can fly far. Far far away from here.

    • @silverfang4583
      @silverfang4583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Xavier Lapis if they were the side of humans assuming they mean goliath spiders are and everything else is sized based on that
      Ogre faced spiders would beuch more dangerous
      Or jumping spiders
      Ogre face drop their webs down as a sorta fishing net

    • @Charnide
      @Charnide 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kakaw

    • @miekeg9819
      @miekeg9819 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The roles changes, guys....

    • @nicehat4299
      @nicehat4299 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Far from home 😉

    • @elpsycongroo15
      @elpsycongroo15 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      better wish For A Deep Sea Creature.

  • @tangerinelizardsstuff2914
    @tangerinelizardsstuff2914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Human: MOM there is a spider in my room! KILL IT!
    Meanwhile in another plane of existence
    Spider: MOM! there is a human in my room!! KILL IT!

  • @SkulloMad
    @SkulloMad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    "Me, who is afraid of Spiders"
    Brain: Hey click the video

    • @meshyanne
      @meshyanne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Skullomadness me right now 😂😂😂

    • @MattyGears1583
      @MattyGears1583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me asf 🤣🤣🤣

    • @davidhatcher7016
      @davidhatcher7016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me

    • @lindd5773
      @lindd5773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same

    • @bryanoneill9658
      @bryanoneill9658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I did the same, but couldnt pass the 10 secs. (I FREAK OUT)

  • @freshkatstatic2334
    @freshkatstatic2334 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ok yeah but imagine rideable spiders. The carapace of the cephalothorax of a spider would be perfect for saddling

  • @Scrilp
    @Scrilp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    "Bullet proof webs"
    Scissors: "Allow me to introduce myself"

  • @MigrueL
    @MigrueL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    what if spiders were the size of human,
    me: the rocket to mars is ready

    • @24_AFK
      @24_AFK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bro have you ever been to America there's guns in every corner I should know I live in America literally you can have a 300 lb machine gun by your side at all times maybe I'm over exaggerating on that little bit but with giant spiders you could probably and I don't think it's illegal to commit harson on a giant spider in America like light that thing on fire

    • @afsalks7672
      @afsalks7672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Lorenzo Capasso "Ah. A man of culture."
      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @HanabiSh1
      @HanabiSh1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Lorenzo Capasso Dang.... *insert lenny face*

    • @doomjoltfromflordia4069
      @doomjoltfromflordia4069 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Lorenzo Capasso
      Yes

    • @duckhathap763
      @duckhathap763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Lorenzo Capasso moving to Antarctica to raise a army of roided up penguins

  • @gracemeiners6875
    @gracemeiners6875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    “If for any reason you’re carrying a machete or a blow torch”
    Me: Well if I lived in a world where spiders are as big as humans, I’d carry one of those with me at all times.

    • @Mikanoes
      @Mikanoes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Your morning would be, "Ok, got my phone, keys, wallet...oh crap, my machete is dull!! Look's like I am calling in sick today."

    • @comrade1135
      @comrade1135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’d carry a gun but if that didn’t work I would shoot myself before I’m eatin alive

    • @android-er9fg
      @android-er9fg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and a jacket.

    • @Barryschitpeas42069
      @Barryschitpeas42069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Feel like a blowtorch wouldn't do enough damage quick enough?
      Like, you might hurt it a bit but you'd be dead way before

    • @oledahammer8393
      @oledahammer8393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Blow torch hell, FLAME FLOWER!

  • @ProjectMillionsIGuess
    @ProjectMillionsIGuess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    if they were the size of us,THE GIANT ENEMY SPIDER WOULD BE THE MOST POPULAR SONG

  • @anon4511
    @anon4511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    “What if Spiders were the size of humans?”
    Americans: 😱😰
    Australians:😐🥱

    • @Gingaa187
      @Gingaa187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      King Vasquez Customs Russians: 🤬🥱

    • @davidhatcher7016
      @davidhatcher7016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD

    • @lordnub926
      @lordnub926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nah, as an American I know we wouldn’t have a spider problem.
      We got the guns.

    • @lisatrappedmeinygsbasement848
      @lisatrappedmeinygsbasement848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I dont get it

    • @yashshukla7633
      @yashshukla7633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Indians : NOTHING IS HAPPENING MANNNN.....

  • @disgustedcharlie6679
    @disgustedcharlie6679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    So this video is basically.
    _"Would you commit suicide?"_
    Yes.

    • @nakuldeshmukh8000
      @nakuldeshmukh8000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      for a guy who projects blue flames, you're probably the last person who would take that option

  • @pratibhashahu7794
    @pratibhashahu7794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    “What If Spiders Were The Same Size Of Human?”
    Me - “I Will Pick The Biggest Knife In Mah House,
    Point The Knife At Spider,
    Rotate My Hand, And
    Slit My Wrist”

  • @jorgeisaac3156
    @jorgeisaac3156 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Survival weapons for Human-Sized Spiders.
    1. Katana Sword.
    2. Scythe.
    3. Flares.
    4. Live Grenades.
    5. 100lbs of dead ferrets stuffed with rat poison as bait tossing them into the sticky spider web till they feed.
    7. A mini Gatling Gun with endless rounds.

  • @edb4ll165
    @edb4ll165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    I’d rather be chased by Michael Myers than a giant spider

    • @happyfeet2347
      @happyfeet2347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      At least u can out run Micheal myers

    • @kota4802
      @kota4802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And Michael Myers kills and that’s it. Spiders would literally start eating u alive. I’d rather get stabbed than get eaten by a spider dawg

    • @Drae2212
      @Drae2212 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s probably easier to kill a spider than Michael Myers and a giant Spider is much slower

    • @kota4802
      @kota4802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ken Kk u sure spiders are slow? When they truly run. They are fast af

    • @edb4ll165
      @edb4ll165 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fox Boy Exactly

  • @dressedcow1479
    @dressedcow1479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +683

    Despite the fears and negative stigma, you gotta admit, spiders are pretty amazing creatures biologically speaking

    • @Aman123ace
      @Aman123ace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True, but I will still kill them without mercy

    • @zymere24anderson73
      @zymere24anderson73 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Aman123ace what about ones that benifent plants

    • @Aman123ace
      @Aman123ace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zymere24anderson73 if they are in my house, their life is forfeit I don't care if their venom could cure Corona it exists at my mercy

    • @F5Storm1
      @F5Storm1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I'm not a huge fan of spiders if they're in the house or on me, but they are great pest control

    • @Rurik_Luci
      @Rurik_Luci 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No

  • @raj_srikar
    @raj_srikar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    *1:32*
    "There are roughly 40,000 different spider species"
    *HOLD UP*

    • @sam_brock6596
      @sam_brock6596 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      𝖮𝗈𝗉

    • @ammana6553
      @ammana6553 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      James Tisdale I see what you did therd

  • @BDNeon
    @BDNeon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Honestly Arachnophobia is probably one of the most explainable and sensible phobias out there, it's really more of a primal instinct. In the times before antidotes or indeed medicine in general, the primitive humans who avoided the arachnids of the ancient world were inherently more likely to survive.

    • @youtubestudiosucks978
      @youtubestudiosucks978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We have fire.
      Just burn those spiders.
      Fire is our friend, it kills our enemies.

    • @Wesuwius
      @Wesuwius 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Watched document of primitive tribe couple years back and they collected big spiders, roasted those on fire and used fangs as toothpicks.

  • @unluckypatcher8423
    @unluckypatcher8423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Good news:
    They cant Go inside our house easily
    Bad news:
    Their size

    • @solwen
      @solwen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Good news:
      They can't go Inside our house easily
      Bad news:
      We can't go outside our house easily

    • @l0v3lyniaa
      @l0v3lyniaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      good news: they can't go inside our house easily
      bad news: how big will they're spiderlings be..?

    • @figure7165
      @figure7165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ii_taniaizgaming_ii good news we get to do what ever tf we want
      But the bad news is HOW TF WE GONNA SURVIVE

    • @miekeg9819
      @miekeg9819 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is this all because of spiderman? (this is not a joke,idiots)

    • @kianstv
      @kianstv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good news
      They cant fit through the door
      Bad news
      They will break your house to get out and eat you

  • @silvius1798
    @silvius1798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    If Spiders Were the size of Humans
    Pros:
    You can easily hit them with your sandals now
    Cons:
    All of them can kill you

    • @JessicaRodriguez-gi2cl
      @JessicaRodriguez-gi2cl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No they'd be too fast

    • @BigUriel
      @BigUriel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@JessicaRodriguez-gi2cl They would probably barely be able to move at all. Biomechanics don't scale up linearly, spider shave thin elongated legs and move them hydraulically because they are so light, scale them up to a few hundred pounds and they'd need thick legs with actual muscles, their exoskeleton would have to be heavily reinforced to handle their own body weight, they don't even have proper lungs but rather a gill-like organ that just lets oxygen permeate their bodies passively and scaled up to human size they would asphyxiate, their whole body would have to be redesigned. Which is why there are not and never will be spiders that big, that design only works for small animals.

    • @agentc7020
      @agentc7020 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sérgio Alves well teach, if the world’s oxigen level rises up again then it would happen, it has happened, mega insects have happened and they not cool

    • @williambryant964
      @williambryant964 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sérgio Alves thanks for not letting me get nightmares

    • @adc9224
      @adc9224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BigUriel interesting tq

  • @ngulasd494
    @ngulasd494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    "Remember they are scared of you more than you are of them"
    Yea, right.

    • @lindd5773
      @lindd5773 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nguláš :D not for me😅

    • @faythshorter5514
      @faythshorter5514 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This!

    • @plaaxys
      @plaaxys ปีที่แล้ว

      That is true in todays time because theyre fighting for their life like its world war 2.

  • @ChrisPBacon1434
    @ChrisPBacon1434 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Why does it have to be spiders? Why can't it be chase the butterflies?"

  • @Kuithewiz
    @Kuithewiz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    “What if spiders were human size”
    Me: *intense panic* so this is how I die .

  • @sherifahmed7441
    @sherifahmed7441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    Who felt that there’s a spider beside him while watching this video?

  • @SupremeMetalOverlord
    @SupremeMetalOverlord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    “What if spiders were the size of humans.”
    Arachnophobes: Are you trying to give me a Heart Attack!?!

    • @animesenpai4621
      @animesenpai4621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sega616 that’s mee

    • @artyomxiii
      @artyomxiii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@playwithreaper1194 a horrible terrifying slow death

    • @Extrasailor
      @Extrasailor 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just does 5 seconds video start! Please save me!

    • @littlemulberryleaf1983
      @littlemulberryleaf1983 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm scared :(

    • @Astreinomical
      @Astreinomical 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have arachnophobia and my Brain was like "dude" xD

  • @randomdude9290
    @randomdude9290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “What if spiders were the size of humans?” HÄNS, GET THE FLAMËNWHEFER

  • @adrianzolla9737
    @adrianzolla9737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "What exactly did the talking car do? Kill a guy and paralyze his body? Not a bad trade for spider peace"

    • @Cotreyn
      @Cotreyn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If only Rick made that universe easy for us to access

    • @gammaao
      @gammaao 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea not bad

  • @inspectorwhoreacts
    @inspectorwhoreacts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    Now imagine a world where large spiders were like puppy dogs? Played fetch, wagged their little bodies and wanted pets...

    • @sethvansickle6181
      @sethvansickle6181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That'd be freaking amazing

    • @lukemckenzie0121
      @lukemckenzie0121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I may be able to deal with that... MAYBE... but then again you also have to think about how in that world since spiders are like dogs they came from larger feral wild spiders... _literal_ wolf spiders

    • @jc_malone8217
      @jc_malone8217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      No one would break into my house then.

    • @darkbolt5494
      @darkbolt5494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I'd chose lucas the spider

    • @VoltLuke1
      @VoltLuke1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Special Bronze I dont know what ur talking about I'm burning that mf instantly if I see a damn spooder the size of my dog I feel bad for the entire state I'm incinerating the whole place

  • @Armageddon991
    @Armageddon991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    "What if spiders were the size of humans?"
    Australia: I see you're a rookie huh?

    • @mrf19741
      @mrf19741 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO!

    • @earnestpeeplesjr8948
      @earnestpeeplesjr8948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Africa is laughing, too

    • @BBBBBB-do5fd
      @BBBBBB-do5fd 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      laughs in space spiders

    • @kjxnz
      @kjxnz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait what

    • @hp_jerom9453
      @hp_jerom9453 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Other planets be like try me

  • @johnpulaski6725
    @johnpulaski6725 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    #1.)"We'd all have to watch the original movie, "The Fly", fast! "😱🕸️🕷️
    #2.) "Spiderman wouldn't exist!"

  • @catmouw6583
    @catmouw6583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    PEOPLE WHO SAVE ANIMALS:DONT KILL SPIDERS THERE ARE OUR FRIENDS
    SPIDERS size of human
    People get the nuke

    • @Charnide
      @Charnide 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      GET THE NUKE

  • @radha1172
    @radha1172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    1:32
    Is that guy from America's got talent one of the 40,000 species of spiders?
    🤣🤣

  • @Osiris064
    @Osiris064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    What if spiders were bigger?
    Me: nuke the world

    • @visixn2126
      @visixn2126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Osiris 64 yup

    • @iluvcakes19
      @iluvcakes19 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      F that! I'm leaving the planet. Forget coming back.

    • @SULLY937
      @SULLY937 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nuke immediately 😭

  • @aminemeskini9192
    @aminemeskini9192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    spiders: transform into big spiders
    oscorps: oh i have a bad feeling about this

  • @nurvana-.-203
    @nurvana-.-203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Spiders: Im your size now
    Me: I have chosen death.

  • @theartofeating6257
    @theartofeating6257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    *what if spiders where the size of humans*
    Me: "AY YO ELON HOWS THAT SPACESHIP COMING"

  • @VxrifyDrip
    @VxrifyDrip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Did everyone get a weird shake in their body’s by watching this or just me?

    • @joanaj7852
      @joanaj7852 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s why I‘m hiding in the comments right no. 0:24 KILLED ME because I‘m also scared of huge things

  • @lola-to9om
    @lola-to9om ปีที่แล้ว +2

    wow this channel really blew up it had under only 100k subs just 2-3 years ago i knew it going to blew up but not this fast good job to the people behind it because they can make infinite videos on "what if"

  • @Galactu_s
    @Galactu_s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    As big as humans😧am gone am going to another planet

    • @nickve777
      @nickve777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IFE OGUNMOLA кдвбыа у нас есть и будет ли знз на русском для

    • @beghelalphaplus
      @beghelalphaplus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nick Vlogs sorry i don’t speak ancient egyptian hieroglyphics

    • @nickve777
      @nickve777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ISipFactsand_Tea • 15 years ago lol its russian, idk why i have russian language thing on my phone

    • @-storm-4318
      @-storm-4318 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Go to mars I heard they were terraforming it

    • @thenightbringer9770
      @thenightbringer9770 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @mrringneckbirb3556
    @mrringneckbirb3556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Exotics Lair tarantulas: Am I a joke to You?
    This video: Perhaps

    • @isaiahwalking
      @isaiahwalking 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zetubou No Shima spiders: hey are we also a joke to you?

  • @TimothyMark7
    @TimothyMark7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "if spiders were the same size of humans"
    DoomSlayer: *oh boy I can't wait to rip those things in half with my big meaty hands*

  • @ek9509
    @ek9509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There's a spider that eats vegetation now. Call that carnivorous? If that spider eats meat too, it's not carnivorous anymore. It's omnivorous.

  • @typicalfernie2503
    @typicalfernie2503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    No one:
    What if: What if spiders were the size of humans?
    ight imma head out

  • @sleatery3289
    @sleatery3289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    What if human no longer feeling embrassed when they are naked ?

  • @brandonwilburn5236
    @brandonwilburn5236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    If spiders were the size as people, I would have to get a really big shoe

  • @ek9509
    @ek9509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The narrator: Are you one of them?
    Ronald Weasley: (nods).
    Me: I'm not. I like spiders.

  • @primo_
    @primo_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    What if: "What if spiders were the size of humans?"
    *Minecraft gamers: "Then we must need a diamond sword."*

    • @mustafak6157
      @mustafak6157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      With bane of arthropods 5

    • @primo_
      @primo_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mustafak6157 and with fire aspect 2, knockback 2, sweeping edge 3, mending 1, unbreaking 3 and looting 3.

    • @Ninjaananas
      @Ninjaananas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@primo_
      Bane of Athropods 5 will do it.

    • @primo_
      @primo_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Ninjaananas nope, we need to get stronger, max enchantments!

    • @TheT3MK4
      @TheT3MK4 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Primo just make diamond bullet and shoot it

  • @lilydinh9588
    @lilydinh9588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    What if. . . Spiders could fly
    2020: Well well well. . .

    • @djk6297
      @djk6297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Or giant flying spiders, it swoops down and takes you up like a hawk with its prey. Of course this is the part where everyone is like ohhellnaw

    • @Neokomura
      @Neokomura 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh jeez nooo

    • @DiscontinuedChannelOne
      @DiscontinuedChannelOne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Actually
      I think there is

    • @bethtyrka2315
      @bethtyrka2315 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @lilydinh9588
      @lilydinh9588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ガーソーク Yup, spiders can now travel with the wind

  • @pressaltf4forfreevbucks179
    @pressaltf4forfreevbucks179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    What if: what if spiders where the size of humans.
    Me: minecraft.

    • @alexanderisaias2164
      @alexanderisaias2164 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Giant spider is not good can i be there friend or pet?

  • @Imakangaroo
    @Imakangaroo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Fun Fact If spiders Were this big Then their webs would be Hard to miss

  • @laptefermentat
    @laptefermentat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    1:31
    "There are roughly 40,000 different spider species"
    You can clearly see that one of those species is a human-

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    If spiders were the size of humans, then 10 spiders can repopulate an entire planet

    • @JCN-jr7jh
      @JCN-jr7jh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache haha we meet again

    • @antares1070
      @antares1070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sounds like the plot of a low budget monster movie.

    • @laxughter1159
      @laxughter1159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Eh no,

    • @lightingthief4482
      @lightingthief4482 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty much. They're huge after all

    • @chad807
      @chad807 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      So you changed the logo and you got verification mark too

  • @madilynmiller
    @madilynmiller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    video idea: “what if social media didn’t exist”

    • @tadicahya6439
      @tadicahya6439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Its just like the life in 1970

    • @Aden068
      @Aden068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s just like the life in 1970

    • @littlesniffsofacat
      @littlesniffsofacat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's just like the life in 1970

    • @evilzombies192
      @evilzombies192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its just like the life in 1970

    • @quackrantine2303
      @quackrantine2303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its just like the life in 1970

  • @someguy-pr3ej
    @someguy-pr3ej 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    tumbnail:what if spiders where the size of humans. cylla from godzilla:finally a worthy opponent

  • @abebouhadir5020
    @abebouhadir5020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Giant spider: *exists*
    Me: so you have chosen... SHOTGUN TO THE FACE

  • @joseosvaldo2920
    @joseosvaldo2920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Everyone: what the hell!!!!!!
    Australian's: meh

    • @quinicft2137
      @quinicft2137 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh cuz it on fire and he’ll on fire

  • @joseesam6270
    @joseesam6270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    In a world where spiders were as big as humans
    Me: brings gun in to airport
    Garud: hey you can't have that
    Me: what if there's a spider
    Guard: oh go on ahead

    • @shovel7674
      @shovel7674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      W̶h̶o̶'s̶ g̶a̶r̶u̶d̶e̶

    • @foxinabox5103
      @foxinabox5103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Remember, no Russian.

    • @mrpinkfreak4168
      @mrpinkfreak4168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YeSsss

    • @letadeluna2037
      @letadeluna2037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Whats -garud- or it might be guard

  • @ScoobyYTP
    @ScoobyYTP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i think people want other people to be scared of spiders, I don't think we should be.