My elementary school principal Mr. Matt had a thick wooden pickleball paddle that he used for whoopin's. It was the 80's also, around '87. Me and my friend learned that if you made alot of noise while getting paddled he would stop after 2 or 3😂 My friend would go in, I would hear him squeal after a couple swats, and when he came out he would give a little smirk. We were hooligans😏
Reggie Watt is way underrated for his brilliant performances and humor. That bit about the canoe and crazy 80s and milk was sarcastically fantastic. "Hey check out this relatable comedy routine everybody!"
You made it through all the hard parts of life all you had to do was retire chill and die but you paid to get scientists to put stuff in your butt. "Well, the doctor said so..." lol buddy tell your kids it's exit only keep the b-hymen intact
It's another way of science trying to undercut God. You are fine you will always be fine do not worry just try to do what you think is right. And that's all that's expected of you and it comes naturally to all of us. Science wants to put you on drugs to fix what the Lord made. Ha ha ha to fix what God Made. God made you just the way you are, and there's nothing wrong with that. Let yourself live and die and pass on to the greater beyond. Or pay academics to jam cameras up your ass out of fear of God. Cheers brother hope you take no offense none was intended
Well “Blaire” won Survivor and was voted most favorite player as well. I forget what season but it was good and she took so much heat and nobody even knew he she was.
I got my first colonoscopy last year when I was 45. That will be my last one...the prep is torture! But you're totally right...the Jesus Juice is so good!!!
I gotta stick up for the GF here, if you are 40 or younger you probably don’t know who Linda Ronstat is, her songs aren’t on a lot of classic rock radio, she wasnt really ever brought up much on mtv in the 90s, and most people only know her today for being in the Mr plow simpsons episode or singing “somewhere out there” in American Tail.
My mom broke her paddle across my butt when I was 13. I was standing there with some family members (no shame, this was the mid 70's) and it just cracked in half. We all started laughing. That was the last time she 'spanked' me. That was the end of it. She said, "Well, if you haven't learned your lesson by now, you never will." :D
That's crazy. We had ' the board of education ' hanging in the kitchen. I was about 13 when she broke it on my ass. I said that's the last time. I'm now 66.
..did my colonoscopy without propofol, straight. Doctor took me on a tour inside of me... he goes like" here is your appendices if you right turn... P.S. i didn't have anyone to pick me up after procedure, that's why anesthesia was not an option, I drove home myself.
You SIR are my hero, what did it feel like? Me and my buddy felt it a little. The doc said it’s always at the horseshoe curve ?? It hurt, so unless your Cain from kung fu. Your a Buddhist priest ?? Teach me grasshopper. Thanks buddy. I’m really really proud of you. From Texas.
@@jimmyhenson2167 First, they boost your intestine with gas, blow you up like a balloon... Then, camera and tools cable goes in, so uncomfortable, it's nuts. Doc kept on insisting I don't push back (a.k.a fart out) ))) out of this world experience, provided the embarrassment I had to endure while awaked, Doc was a man, the rest were ladies.... And yet, I weathered it out, then, they took me back to my room to push out all the gasses, I think I was flying like a drone there for 30 min. One thing that was fun, I saw myself from the inside in Real Time (without Bill effin Maher)
TH-cam keeps removing my comments which are saying it is disgusting and wrong to let a doctor penetrate your butt with no real reason, just to check, which only proves how sick we have become. TH-cam seems to believe you should definitely just let doctors tell you to give your children Ritalin until they're old enough for percocet, then take pills every day your whole life and get literally fucked in the ass on exploratory missions. We're fucked
It's crazy to me that he had a colonoscopy and was on a podcast a few hours later. I had one and the one where they go into your stomach at the same time was groggy for a day
I react the same way when a person hasn't heard of a GTO. I mean 911 is a cool looking foreign sports car , but the GTO, is the coolest looking sports car, especially the 67 , the grill , the stacked headlights, the yellow running lights. The hood scoop, and the 400 cbi engine.
I had to have a dental surgery shortly after Michael Jackson dying was all over the news and my last words before succumbing to rhe propofol were, "Ohh, this is what Michael Jackson was on about."
I witnessed an endoscopy in Vietnam, the lady had zero anesthesia, she didn’t gag much, when the doctor was done she sat up and smiled and walked out, that’s how it’s done in the second world I guess, so enjoy your propafol Americans.
I have to say, whenever I see yet another "I don't agree with Bill Maher on much BUT I got to give him credit he nailed it on this one" it will be Bill Maher saying something Adam Carolla has been on about for at least a decade. Next week Maher will do "New Rule: hey folks and how about we stop blaming Whitey for EVERYTHING that goes wrong in the black community.. y'know, sometimes daddy doesn't get a home loan cuz daddy spent his money on a gold chain?" audience WHAOOOOO and twitter "Bill Maher might be a liberal but I gotta give him credit.. finally he said something about it!!". Adam weeps.
Never ever gonna happen. Cowards all. 68 Texas. I’d say it to their faces. I’m 6’8” 250. Texans are not woke. Ask General Sam Houston. Our first president.
Your little doctors appointment sounds like fun but I’m almost 50 and I would rather boot my own drugs, cause it’s much more fun and ya know because if I catch them hpv’s and make it to 65 it’s a very jolly day
There is a simple way to lower your blood pressure: Make sure you have a 2:1 ratio of potassium to sodium...that's it! It does not matter how much sodium you consume!
Seriously, he doesn't know how blood pressure reading works? Systolic is the top number which is the highest number. Diastolic is the bottom smaller number. Normal is 120 to 129 over 80 to 84. Numbers over those are encroaching into higher blood pressure.
@@larrylarry4242Why would he? You happen to know this but most people don’t. It’s not exactly common knowledge unless you’re in the medical field or something.
@@desertrose0601 For most people over 40 or so who watch their blood pressure It's pretty much common knowledge. We aren't talking rocket science here. Lovely Desert Rose.. Love your name by the way
No offense to Joe, but I'd never heard his comedy, and I came up with that line at a party a while back about the soulmates. One can understand that it's an ubiquitous idea since we're all stuck on this planet and to think there's only one perfect person is like thinking there's one perfect guitar, car, amplifier, or song.
I used to teach at a competitive private school where our ratings from students impacted our pay, not hugely, but a significant amount each few months. ANd while it wasn't about having "bits," we did have ways we present material in interesting ways, and I'd ALWAYS tell students if I got an idea fro another teacher, but we had this one dude, and he would take ideas (even a website I made, haha) and just claim that he made them. Pretty funny since I built the website on my own! Prick. So, I get how comedians could think along the same lines, but they're are definitely pricks out there who will just brazenly make shit up and take credit for stuff.
Aceman…you’re saying the numbers backwards when you’re reading your blood pressure… Also; if your “low number” (Diastolic) is 160? You need to be on medication
I wasn't liking Reggie at first. No man should have a "hairdo", a "Man Bun", or any hair rigged so that you find yourself wondering if something might be living in there. But, he won me over. Quiet guy. Not rowdy. A nice break from some of the more boisterous comedian guests.
I'm so grateful we were spared from a Facts of Life reboot!!!
Seriously the fats of life was tired as hell when it died. Mindy Cohn is just angry because she is the only broke jew in hollywood😂
@@bajaborracho9139 That show was low quality humor.
that show taught me 2 love again. 😄
I was in a comedy band once and we opened up for Reggie in downtown LA. He is super talented.
I love Adam for uploading at midnight. I don’t go to sleep until 2am and it gives me something good to listen to. ❤
SOT.
From Texas.
The Buddy Holly song that Linda Ronstadt covered was “That’ll Be the Day”.
I saw Reggie 22 years ago at the Scarlett Tree in Seattle before it burned down. Dude is one talented mofo. Respect to all his success.
I love his smooth calm voice.
I love Reggie, he liked my tweet once :)
I sat next to Reggie Watts on a plane ride a couple years ago. Nicest guy ever, chatted the whole flight, was a total mench.
So he was horrible. I know what it means.
Sounds bad. Good. From Texas.
seems like a down to earth guy..
My elementary school principal Mr. Matt had a thick wooden pickleball paddle that he used for whoopin's. It was the 80's also, around '87. Me and my friend learned that if you made alot of noise while getting paddled he would stop after 2 or 3😂 My friend would go in, I would hear him squeal after a couple swats, and when he came out he would give a little smirk. We were hooligans😏
Reggie Watt is way underrated for his brilliant performances and humor.
That bit about the canoe and crazy 80s and milk was sarcastically fantastic. "Hey check out this relatable comedy routine everybody!"
I just had my first colonoscopy at 57. I was so nervous but i was out before i knew what happened.
You made it through all the hard parts of life all you had to do was retire chill and die but you paid to get scientists to put stuff in your butt. "Well, the doctor said so..." lol buddy tell your kids it's exit only keep the b-hymen intact
It's another way of science trying to undercut God. You are fine you will always be fine do not worry just try to do what you think is right. And that's all that's expected of you and it comes naturally to all of us. Science wants to put you on drugs to fix what the Lord made. Ha ha ha to fix what God Made. God made you just the way you are, and there's nothing wrong with that. Let yourself live and die and pass on to the greater beyond. Or pay academics to jam cameras up your ass out of fear of God. Cheers brother hope you take no offense none was intended
How was the day before. I’ve had 5. From Texas, nothing found. My dad passed in 2005 82 years. I’m 68. 5 years cycle.
82 is a great number
Well “Blaire” won Survivor and was voted most favorite player as well. I forget what season but it was good and she took so much heat and nobody even knew he she was.
I got my first colonoscopy last year when I was 45. That will be my last one...the prep is torture! But you're totally right...the Jesus Juice is so good!!!
I gotta stick up for the GF here, if you are 40 or younger you probably don’t know who Linda Ronstat is, her songs aren’t on a lot of classic rock radio, she wasnt really ever brought up much on mtv in the 90s, and most people only know her today for being in the Mr plow simpsons episode or singing “somewhere out there” in American Tail.
Senor Plow no es macho
My mom broke her paddle across my butt when I was 13. I was standing there with some family members (no shame, this was the mid 70's) and it just cracked in half. We all started laughing. That was the last time she 'spanked' me. That was the end of it. She said, "Well, if you haven't learned your lesson by now, you never will." :D
That's crazy. We had ' the board of education ' hanging in the kitchen. I was about 13 when she broke it on my ass. I said that's the last time. I'm now 66.
😄
..did my colonoscopy without propofol, straight. Doctor took me on a tour inside of me... he goes like" here is your appendices if you right turn... P.S. i didn't have anyone to pick me up after procedure, that's why anesthesia was not an option, I drove home myself.
You SIR are my hero, what did it feel like? Me and my buddy felt it a little. The doc said it’s always at the horseshoe curve ?? It hurt, so unless your Cain from kung fu. Your a Buddhist priest ??
Teach me grasshopper. Thanks buddy. I’m really really proud of you. From Texas.
This dude didn't want to miss the feeling of getting violated without being able to giggle and flirt with the rich hot doctor
@@jimmyhenson2167 First, they boost your intestine with gas, blow you up like a balloon... Then, camera and tools cable goes in, so uncomfortable, it's nuts. Doc kept on insisting I don't push back (a.k.a fart out) ))) out of this world experience, provided the embarrassment I had to endure while awaked, Doc was a man, the rest were ladies.... And yet, I weathered it out, then, they took me back to my room to push out all the gasses, I think I was flying like a drone there for 30 min. One thing that was fun, I saw myself from the inside in Real Time (without Bill effin Maher)
How many guys you know died of ass cancer
TH-cam keeps removing my comments which are saying it is disgusting and wrong to let a doctor penetrate your butt with no real reason, just to check, which only proves how sick we have become. TH-cam seems to believe you should definitely just let doctors tell you to give your children Ritalin until they're old enough for percocet, then take pills every day your whole life and get literally fucked in the ass on exploratory missions. We're fucked
Summer o’ jimmy. From Texas.
I love the cut of this guys jib
California Adam will never leave.
It's crazy to me that he had a colonoscopy and was on a podcast a few hours later. I had one and the one where they go into your stomach at the same time was groggy for a day
I react the same way when a person hasn't heard of a GTO. I mean 911 is a cool looking foreign sports car , but the GTO, is the coolest looking sports car, especially the 67 , the grill , the stacked headlights, the yellow running lights. The hood scoop, and the 400 cbi engine.
❤ dont worry be happy🎶🎉😂♥️
I had to have a dental surgery shortly after Michael Jackson dying was all over the news and my last words before succumbing to rhe propofol were, "Ohh, this is what Michael Jackson was on about."
Heaven.,from Texas. Good.
lol just had that conversation with the anesthesiologist when I had my exam. Didn’t make it to the end of the hallway.
I witnessed an endoscopy in Vietnam, the lady had zero anesthesia, she didn’t gag much, when the doctor was done she sat up and smiled and walked out, that’s how it’s done in the second world I guess, so enjoy your propafol Americans.
I would love to see the hodge twins on Adam Carolla show. I think it would be hilarious cause they’re all very funny. I love them all.
Propofol ain't that fun if you got the red hair and resistance to anesthesia gene...
And I'm not even a ginger. I just got red beard hair
Slacker. lol. From Texas.
Reggie is 52 years old and has never heard of Linda Ronstadt? WTF?
I have to say, whenever I see yet another "I don't agree with Bill Maher on much BUT I got to give him credit he nailed it on this one" it will be Bill Maher saying something Adam Carolla has been on about for at least a decade. Next week Maher will do "New Rule: hey folks and how about we stop blaming Whitey for EVERYTHING that goes wrong in the black community.. y'know, sometimes daddy doesn't get a home loan cuz daddy spent his money on a gold chain?" audience WHAOOOOO and twitter "Bill Maher might be a liberal but I gotta give him credit.. finally he said something about it!!". Adam weeps.
Never ever gonna happen. Cowards all. 68 Texas. I’d say it to their faces. I’m 6’8” 250. Texans are not woke. Ask General Sam Houston. Our first president.
Your little doctors appointment sounds like fun but I’m almost 50 and I would rather boot my own drugs, cause it’s much more fun and ya know because if I catch them hpv’s and make it to 65 it’s a very jolly day
TRUMP2024 SAVE AMERICA 🇺🇸
From Texas. Good.
There is a simple way to lower your
blood pressure: Make sure you have a 2:1 ratio of potassium to sodium...that's it! It does not matter how much sodium you consume!
Adam is reading off his blood pressure numbers backwards. The higher number is the one on top.
Seriously, he doesn't know how blood pressure reading works? Systolic is the top number which is the highest number. Diastolic is the bottom smaller number. Normal is 120 to 129 over 80 to 84. Numbers over those are encroaching into higher blood pressure.
@@larrylarry4242Why would he? You happen to know this but most people don’t. It’s not exactly common knowledge unless you’re in the medical field or something.
@@desertrose0601 For most people over 40 or so who watch their blood pressure It's pretty much common knowledge. We aren't talking rocket science here. Lovely Desert Rose.. Love your name by the way
We will never have another van der Sloot who had to catch a Honeymooners marathon instead of helping Adam dispose of the body with AI!
No offense to Joe, but I'd never heard his comedy, and I came up with that line at a party a while back about the soulmates. One can understand that it's an ubiquitous idea since we're all stuck on this planet and to think there's only one perfect person is like thinking there's one perfect guitar, car, amplifier, or song.
Yeah that's been a casual counterargument when people talk about soul mates like it's a real thing
I used to teach at a competitive private school where our ratings from students impacted our pay, not hugely, but a significant amount each few months. ANd while it wasn't about having "bits," we did have ways we present material in interesting ways, and I'd ALWAYS tell students if I got an idea fro another teacher, but we had this one dude, and he would take ideas (even a website I made, haha) and just claim that he made them. Pretty funny since I built the website on my own! Prick.
So, I get how comedians could think along the same lines, but they're are definitely pricks out there who will just brazenly make shit up and take credit for stuff.
Fro, I can tell you’re a great teacher. Tell the truth. I’ll hire you today, $125,000. Plus bonus. From Texas.
@@jimmyhenson2167 Lol, I'm in for 125, haha. I didn't make that much but not far off. It was a good gig, but I got sick of it after 15 years.
I was reading all the comments about colonoscopies and then I came to yours and I'm like competitive colonoscopy sounds interesting.
Aceman…you’re saying the numbers backwards when you’re reading your blood pressure…
Also; if your “low number” (Diastolic) is 160? You need to be on medication
Man speak. lol. From Texas.
Most of us were socks and underwear in the 80s Adam
That just wouldn't work for TV
Agree, Adam...Monty Python just never appealed to me
Most people pronounce citrate like nitrate.
I knew muppets would be the thing that gets Reggie going. He looks like that kind of freaky.
We towed you bike, will you take the paddle or the fine? I’ll take the paddle, it’s fine. 👌
🤙🏼
Adam Carolla for governor of California or RFK then lol...😊
Reggie flunked his sports knowledge test..not knowing M Strahan.
Oh, well
Now this feels like a colonoscopy, now everybody just follow me, because it feels so empty without the p (poop)
I wasn't liking Reggie at first. No man should have a "hairdo", a "Man Bun", or any hair rigged so that you find yourself wondering if something might be living in there. But, he won me over. Quiet guy. Not rowdy. A nice break from some of the more boisterous comedian guests.