and of course members of congress and the senate arent saying shit about luigi because a lot of them own stock in health insurance companies...and if they take a side it puts them at risk of either losing their office or being called out about it.
They are on the side of “the law” aka their side. They don’t have to say anything. They just have to stay quiet and the loud one will be silenced. The jury will be handpicked. And it will sentence dude to death. Because he did something that affects their money. He will be made an example. Anything less, I’d be surprised.
one of your best ol Billy Bagpipes. At least with the internet it's impossible for these things to remain unsaid and unheard forever, and you're doin your part mate.
Merci beaucoup pour tout les podcast ❤❤❤❤. J'écoute régulièrement et tu me fait souvent capoter. Tu es mon comédien #1 sur la planète. ❤❤❤❤❤from Québec. Santé, paix harmonie amour abondance a toute la famille. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
I’m so confused what day it is over this holiday week. Is this the Monday morning podcast or the Thursday morning just before Friday Monday morning podcast?
@@RobbaKeef this is either a troll or you're trying to create a narrative that bill is in some way similar to that CEO that got shot. Obviously it is possible to make an honest living and have enough money to live well, and still be able to criticise rich people who haven't made their money honestly
@@alexquigley4831 Well said. The inability of the sheeple to not see that distinction and keep fighting about Kamala and Donald or whatever other distraction they present us, is the reason why corporations have gotten this bad. I am pretty well off too, let me be straight up, but I honestly don't mind paying significantly higher taxes. I strongly suspect that's Bill's attitude too. Government is bad and wastes a lot of your money, but it is much worse when it is an arm of the corporations, like it has become.
27:44 "I never learned how to ride a bicycle because my parents have been pushing me so hard to learn how to blanch something, put it in an ice bath.." No, Bill. That shit was fucking hilarious. The voice itself is funny as hell
I don't think Billy has watched CNN in a long time. Their coverage has made a dramatic shift to the right for a while now. It's a strawman argument anymore. MSNBC is the closest to a left-wing outlet anymore, but they're moving further right too... google Joe Scarborough.
My dark ending is similar. But I’m almost toothless, sitting on the porch of a dilapidated, bleached wood building with some gas’s pumps out front. My scenery is a vast desert with dry, hot wind blowing through. I may or may not be mummified. It’s hard to tell.
Laaaady listener here(55), I’ve walked out with soaked hair and she was a friend (I pd for the cut $60. For 540$, my s&p long curly hair better be colored, cut, and straight as an arrow! Upstate ny! Love you Billy Burnt orange!! And love the lovely Nia ❤
So hysterical - Schindler's Wrist, C'mon Fellah's and more. Agree about Food Network--what happened to the shows? BTW re haircuts, I pay $350 for cut and color in Seattle, €80 in Paris--so I get my hair done every time I'm there. You can open a place called The BarBurr.
"I'm losing it this week". This week? THIS WEEK?! Bill, do you listen to your own podcast? You been "losing it" every pod for the last 6 months, minimium. Hell, you managed to come back to the corporate schtick 3 fuckin times in this pod alone! This is what happens when the Bruins suck.
Not sure what car it is (hopefully it’s not the Jaguar) but most likely it’s an emmisions or secondary system that didn’t get hooked back up. If it was something on the primary side it would throw a hard fault and set the cel (check engine light) fairly quickly, whereas with something like emissions it will take it a few cycles and it has to meet the correct specifications to perform those test, like secondary air, catalyst check, etc. most likely a sensor didn’t get hooked up correctly, it’s very easy to do, especially when there is so much crap on new cars. I dread every year when I have to learn something new that engineers came up with to make my life a living hell 😂😂😂
I haven't paid for a haircut in years. I bought some clippers and just do a buzzcut. I don't care what i look like. I've also been with the same woman for 15 years.
The security guard that died on Jan 6th died of a heart attack. It wasn't because someone did something to him. The woman was actually shot by a guard. She was also unarmed. That's not to say an unarmed person isn't potentially dangerous, but can you imagine if a black woman would have been shot and killed during the BLM riots when they were breaking into buildings and lighting cars on fire? It would have been the end of the world.
C’mon fellas 😂 How about Requiem for a Meme and everyone is trying to come up with the best meme for the sax party where Jennifer Connolly is having to play a sax at the same time as another chick while dudes are throwing cash at them (changed for TH-cam censors, but this version is cracking me up)
22:36 For the love of lil baby Jesus, someone please animate this! "Forward somersault..." I was crying!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I've got a busy January ahead, but I'm inspired to find the time to animate this! Haha
I love this dude
Thank you Bill. Your podcast is therapeutic, it is like I can hear someone expressing what I can't hehehe.
and of course members of congress and the senate arent saying shit about luigi because a lot of them own stock in health insurance companies...and if they take a side it puts them at risk of either losing their office or being called out about it.
They are on the side of “the law” aka their side. They don’t have to say anything. They just have to stay quiet and the loud one will be silenced. The jury will be handpicked. And it will sentence dude to death. Because he did something that affects their money. He will be made an example. Anything less, I’d be surprised.
Ol’ billy big time giving us a reason not to throw ourselves outta whirly bird for one more year theeeerrre dohhhhhh jeeeesus
that schindler's wrist bit had me dying
Reminded me of Bill on Conan talking about how people were wearing bracelets to prevent wrist cancer.
You’re right Bill!!! Healthcare for all in the USA!!! 🇺🇸
Umm... NO, not everybody wants it!
@@tims6540 you don't want healthcare?
@@tims6540, you do realize that with the right plan you wouldn't have to give up your existing provider, right?
That'll rase taxes
@@RisingStudentApathy it raises taxes
Oh Geezus ohh it’s Ol’ Billy Revolutionary War Hero
Bills eight year old voice bit was amazing!
HAHAHAH oh god, just too good!
He was few minutes ago angry and ranting, then the switch to that voice I'm ballin off my chair.
Iths part of the podcast almost sounded like he was doing a bit
@@paullavers9959 Yeah! He should definitely get that into his routine
That bit had me crying at work lmao
Merry Christmas Bill and family 🎄🎅🤶
C'mon Fellas has me in tears
fiveh sixzz zeven eightzz...
Bill with his demented Gilbert Gottfried laugh 😅😅
Yeah, but how's his George Jessel impression? Can he even do a Kingfish?
2.30am Saturday morning. Better late than never.
Learn how time zones work, better now than never
@@LazyMofos I know exactly how they work. I was being facetious 🙄
You should demand a refund
@@jerrymeehan3298 But why? 🤔
When Bill's worst way of dying is the best that I could hope for myself. Really knocked me down a peg in perspective 😂
Did anyone else feel like this podcast with Bill just running some new material out loud
Bill you make a solid argument. Thank you.
Oh Billy boy... you have no idea how much i needed these rants today!!
one of your best ol Billy Bagpipes. At least with the internet it's impossible for these things to remain unsaid and unheard forever, and you're doin your part mate.
Nice episode. Merry Christmas!
24:22 is the highlight of the week ✨️
Bill is not wrong
Merci beaucoup pour tout les podcast ❤❤❤❤. J'écoute régulièrement et tu me fait souvent capoter. Tu es mon comédien #1 sur la planète. ❤❤❤❤❤from Québec.
Santé, paix harmonie amour abondance a toute la famille. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Right amount of unhinged Bill. Great podcast!
ol’ billy late nuts
Bill’s been getting better. Love listening rn
Graduated cylinder. Nice. Apparently, you didn’t forget everything you learned in high school. 😁😎👍🏽👍🏽
Bill, (BILLated) Merry Christmas to you and your WONDERFUL family!!
Bill, your next movie should be called “Corporate Kunts”
We got the old bill burr this podcast 👏🏾👏🏾✊🏾
I enjoy Bill's appreciation of drummers/percussionists
I’m so confused what day it is over this holiday week. Is this the Monday morning podcast or the Thursday morning just before Friday Monday morning podcast?
Your next set is gonna be awesome. It'll feel a little like Carlin with the criticism on corporations effecting politics.
Bro, you got to watch Signs!
Billy boy Bob from Stoughton ma I missed this last week you have ended the year on a hilarious note making me wake up multiple times to lol
Bill is slick .... a guy with his own helicopter.... getting me riled up about rich guys 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He rents it
@ nope, owns it, and keeps it at the airport with his motorcycle. He's talked about it, but mostly keeps it on the DL to protect his every man image.
@@RobbaKeef this is either a troll or you're trying to create a narrative that bill is in some way similar to that CEO that got shot. Obviously it is possible to make an honest living and have enough money to live well, and still be able to criticise rich people who haven't made their money honestly
@@alexquigley4831 Well said. The inability of the sheeple to not see that distinction and keep fighting about Kamala and Donald or whatever other distraction they present us, is the reason why corporations have gotten this bad. I am pretty well off too, let me be straight up, but I honestly don't mind paying significantly higher taxes. I strongly suspect that's Bill's attitude too.
Government is bad and wastes a lot of your money, but it is much worse when it is an arm of the corporations, like it has become.
Lol, the description of the whistle and open eye stare, perfection
You goddamn right about the beginning
27:44
"I never learned how to ride a bicycle because my parents have been pushing me so hard to learn how to blanch something, put it in an ice bath.."
No, Bill. That shit was fucking hilarious. The voice itself is funny as hell
A puppet show or animated show would make use of that voice so well!
I nearly broke my ribs laughing! You Sir are a global treasure!
Another classic 😂😂😂
Literally I keep coming back for 24:22 Laughing my ass off
There should totally be a sequel to goodfellas. The movie only covered the first half of his life
This is the funniest podcast he's dona all year. Oh my god
Bill is telling the truth here. Comedy aside, this is the truth 26:45
Congrats Andrew!
Billy Testimonials
❤
Billy Leprechaun talking about gold is literal gold...
The impression of the 8 year old LOL!!!!!
Cmon Fellas
Bill thinks that we who listen to his podcasts watch Fox or CNN? 🙄
I don't think Billy has watched CNN in a long time. Their coverage has made a dramatic shift to the right for a while now. It's a strawman argument anymore. MSNBC is the closest to a left-wing outlet anymore, but they're moving further right too... google Joe Scarborough.
My dark ending is similar. But I’m almost toothless, sitting on the porch of a dilapidated, bleached wood building with some gas’s pumps out front. My scenery is a vast desert with dry, hot wind blowing through. I may or may not be mummified. It’s hard to tell.
C'mon Fellas.. I AM DEAD LMAO
No way bro uploaded on Friday lmao
LOL ol billy bag of coals over here.
@regpeg2080 Nice avatar; I see you're a man of culture.
@@zoltancsikos5604 I try to be
Matt Cameron playing drums on Soundgarden's first record (EP) the song "entering" is amazing.
Bills gonna go out like Michael Corleone at the end of The Godfather 😄
Anyone else see the movie NETWORK (1976)? Bill just did the 2024 version
The start of my anxiety was musical chairs.
Pick up the pieces one day at a time 😂😂😂😂
Paula Abs-dul 😂😂
Schindlers wrist 😂😂😂
I love how bill has balls to say what he thinks--- old school like myself --- it is simple bill is a doer not a watcher-- a worker -- yes like myself.
That pancake story had me cackling as stay at home mom with sweet inquisitive daughters.
34:17 My fav part! LOL!
Bill Burr for SECDEF 😅
Good shit
I'm calling her Paula Ab's Duel from now on 😂
Bill is a little more unhinged this week, merry merry 😳
Cortisol levels must be spiking. Been there, doing that lately, kind of like blowing a fuse. "TOO MUCH pressur...🥵😡🤬
They weren't there for the illuminati, Billy. They were there for the other team's illuminati. Swing and a miss 😂😂
Buildo always crushes Your political bit is spot on Thanks and GFY 👍🏾💙
You should open a hair salon for us!
34:00 PREACH
Bill please be safe in your helicopter. We can’t lose you bro.
Gold helmets --😂😂😂😂=Jesus 😅😅
Good thing the holidays don't get to you like they do me.
Laaaady listener here(55), I’ve walked out with soaked hair and she was a friend (I pd for the cut $60. For 540$, my s&p long curly hair better be colored, cut, and straight as an arrow! Upstate ny! Love you Billy Burnt orange!! And love the lovely Nia ❤
Yeah bro landed last night from a 4hr flight, last flight for the year… looking forward to kick back and go nowhere for the next 5-6 days thank you
Lmao billy x Rugrats 😂😂😂😂😂
Burr has a podcast?!? F YEAH, 2025 is gonna rock
Coo Coo Coo Coo!! Yup only funny to you.. And your driving? 😂
Ole Billy Gingerbread Highlights
Bill has so much self hate it's disgustingly hilarious.
So hysterical - Schindler's Wrist, C'mon Fellah's and more. Agree about Food Network--what happened to the shows? BTW re haircuts, I pay $350 for cut and color in Seattle, €80 in Paris--so I get my hair done every time I'm there. You can open a place called The BarBurr.
Never give into the Joy of Christmas Bill! It would destroy your career faster than the me to movement.
You get sick of the joy when the Christmas stuff goes up day aftr Halloween!
"I'm losing it this week". This week? THIS WEEK?! Bill, do you listen to your own podcast? You been "losing it" every pod for the last 6 months, minimium. Hell, you managed to come back to the corporate schtick 3 fuckin times in this pod alone! This is what happens when the Bruins suck.
Not sure what car it is (hopefully it’s not the Jaguar) but most likely it’s an emmisions or secondary system that didn’t get hooked back up. If it was something on the primary side it would throw a hard fault and set the cel (check engine light) fairly quickly, whereas with something like emissions it will take it a few cycles and it has to meet the correct specifications to perform those test, like secondary air, catalyst check, etc. most likely a sensor didn’t get hooked up correctly, it’s very easy to do, especially when there is so much crap on new cars. I dread every year when I have to learn something new that engineers came up with to make my life a living hell 😂😂😂
I haven't paid for a haircut in years. I bought some clippers and just do a buzzcut. I don't care what i look like. I've also been with the same woman for 15 years.
Does she care what you look like? What would you say if she didn't care what she looked like? Don't forget you both represent each other
I agree with the first two sentences.
You're fun at parties are you ?
DoES ShE CaRes WHaT ShE loOK LiKe ?
Their life, not yours, stick your nose where it belongs.
amazing duolingo rant
Ship themmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Bill as an 8 year old cracked me up
Dawg,prison occiffer❤
No one had the balls to say "Older Dad's". Both eating baby food, shopping for diapers together.
This starts at about 9:15 where I am!
I am listening now and started at 9:15a-
Bill can do voice over for cartoons
I've never heard Bill giggling like that before, something is up for real
😢🎉😅
Why does that 7-year-old sound like Steven Spielberg with glaucoma
Pretty soon there will be a new Network, Food Bank Network. Staring everyone everywhere.
44:09 his JFK slipping out
The security guard that died on Jan 6th died of a heart attack. It wasn't because someone did something to him. The woman was actually shot by a guard. She was also unarmed. That's not to say an unarmed person isn't potentially dangerous, but can you imagine if a black woman would have been shot and killed during the BLM riots when they were breaking into buildings and lighting cars on fire? It would have been the end of the world.
Ok boomer.......
@@QuanahParker17aww is someone contesting your one sided narrative? 😂😂
Completely unrelated heart attack 😂
I’m here for the accent.
Billy Hair Salon we keep you bold
C’mon fellas 😂
How about Requiem for a Meme and everyone is trying to come up with the best meme for the sax party where Jennifer Connolly is having to play a sax at the same time as another chick while dudes are throwing cash at them (changed for TH-cam censors, but this version is cracking me up)