Hi guys! italian fan at the rescue! Sassuolo is a club representing a tiny city, but is no miracle they are in Serie A. Their former president (one of the richest people in Italy, passed away in 2019) took the team from amateur in 2002 and brought it to Serie A in 10 years, slowly building a good club structure who managed to stay up even if they sell all the best players years after years. They've had excellent choises in term of coaches: Max Allegri got them to Serie B for the first time in 2008 at the start of his career, Eusebio Di Francesco (lost himself a bit rn, but don't forget Roma's run in UCL 2017/18) who got them in EL for the first time in 2016 and, lastly, Roberto De Zerbi. In terms of player, they seem to have a talent in developing youth coming from other teams: Berardi, Raspadori, Locatelli, Scamacca, Traore, Boga, Sensi, Demiral, Politano, Lorenzo Pellegrini, plus some who got lost after they've been sold like Vrsaliko, Zaza, Sansone and many many more... In short, it is a small club with a little legacy building, but doesn't belong to the serie B for sure
As an Evertonian, THANK YOU NEWCASTLE for the 45mil for Gordon. He's going to be a pretty good player, but the development he would need to be an excellent player would have to go perfectly. He's got good physical talent, but technically and mentally he's a good bit below premier league standard. He doesn't have much vision, and he doesn't have a good shot. It seems like people on the outside, especially old school English fans, romanticize the idea of him as a player but haven't really watched with a critical eye.
Let's just settle the record. The fee for Gordon is not disclosed. The most reliable sources say the fee is £35m plus up to £10m in potential add-ons including £4m if Newcastle win a European trophy.
@@FifatlasHD I don't know. I think Eddie Howe will like his stats and versatility. By stats I obviously mean stats from last season because without Richarlison and a clueless Lampard coaching he's been a bit lost this season thrown into all sorts of positions. I see him as a backup for both Almirón when the opposition is parking the bus because Almirón is incredibly one-footed and cannot make (good) crosses with his right. And he can play as a backup for Willock, maybe even ahead of him as his stats are better than Willock both defensively and offensively.
@@SaturnusDK His stats are awful. Don't blame Lampard when he's the guy that got the best out of young English players at Chelsea and Derby. He wasn't any better under a Champions League winner like Benitez and flopped on loan in the Championship with Preston. No end product, lacks technical ability and is terrible at shooting and crossing. He has a high work rate and runs around but that's about it. Typical English hype. He's bang average and isn't worth half of what you paid for him.
I need to hear the cut parts. Don't even care about the context, I want to know about which pets I can kill and eat and how to pronounce negotiation. The fact that Hanky lost his mind in the background going into the transition makes it 10x more necessary. At the end of the year they need to do a best moments compilation where both cut and uncut footage is released for our entertainment.
16:50 As someone with an inflated sense of self, bordering on a God complex, it's sickeningly refreshing to hear someone in Joey Deevz position take a moment to prostrate himself from a tastemaker standpoint. By some cosmic, transient property it means he's better than me and I both loathe him and love him all at once for it.
The elephant in the room is that city have all the cash to be able to buy 16-18 quality players and pay them astronomical wages whilst they sit on the bench. Man u isn't an apt comparison; they had that in certain positions but their squad was padded out with youth team products/second string player (e.g. Ronnie Johnson, David may)
You can’t equate football 25-30 years ago to the modern day anymore. You actually need that many players to go for a treble in the modern day because you need to win around 30 games in the league alone to win the league let alone the fixture list meaning you will play Tuesday/Wednesday and Saturday every week. City’s wage bill is still smaller than United and you’d think that one of the most successful clubs in terms of domestic success over the last decade would would have players who deserve their high wages. Tell me how Sancho came into the league in the top 10 earners🤷🏾♂️ at £350k a week.
Joe Devine. The Boris Johnson of football podcasters. Except that his buffoonery is benevolent and he may be making light of the fact that he's very capable.
the impression I get is Gordon's ego is 3x his talent. I dont have any ill will towards the young man but I wouldnt know who he was if he didnt make such a fuss because his play is meh.
"Pep's strength is that he has access to essentially two world class 11s he can play." What would Pep be without a historic Barca, a market monopolizing Bayern, or a state-sponsored City? Any intelligent person could manage those squads.
The Man City squad isn't even that deep aside from at CB and in midfield. They never replaced Sterling or Ferran Torres and the only wide players they even have are Mahrez, Grealish and Foden. You talk about two world class XIs but City only really have 15-16 players that even regularly feature. The likes of Liverpool, Chelsea and United all have bigger squads in terms of numbers. City have just been really smart with their purchases whilst also making a ton of money selling players. Oh, one more thing. Pep created that historic Barca you speak of. Without him arguably the greatest football team ever assembled wouldn't exist. Lionel Messi wouldn't be the same player if not for Pep Guardiola and that's a fact.
@@areebsiddiqui758 I disagree on the City depth, but I will take your point, slightly, on his clever squad building and development. Along with your point, I would argue that Pep is, for comparison sake, a great version of what a Edu is for Arsenal now and what Wenger was during the first decade of his tenure: an exceptional man manager and style philosopher. I would argue, though, that minds like Arteta and even Mourinho are better matchday tacticians. As long as Arteta does not upset the squad harmony (something Jose is PRONE to) he could surpass Pep in terms of more value to clubs. Especially given that the market is so volatile now that you WANT to separate contract and transfer management from matchday tactical management. Pep has always had a hand in both but he may be stretched thin like Arsene was.
@@mss11235 Did you actually just say Arteta is a better manager than Pep? Based on his team playing well for 6 months, apparently he's surpassed his mentor. The guy who has won everything under the sun and changed the way football is played. Lmao good one. By the time he retires Pep will be in the conversation for greatest manager of all time. The only thing that's currently holding him back from that debate is his failure to win a Champions League since leaving Barca. If he wins one at City then nobody can question him anymore. Also, I'd love for you to name me this so called second world class Man City XI that you're referring to. Because it's basically just a bunch of youngsters and squad players, aside from Gundogan and Grealish, Alvarez, Laporte at a push I don't see any world class players. And don't you dare call Kalvin Philips or Rico Lewis world class. City literally have one of the smallest squads in the league in terms of numbers. This whole rhetoric of City having insane squad depth and two XIs that could fight for the title is nonsense.
@@areebsiddiqui758 no. I said matchday tactician. And having a world class 11 is different from having 11 individuals that are world class. With Man City's squad you could divvy them up such that you can have two completely distinct 11s that could compete at a world class level.
@@mss11235 There's been a couple of high profile situations where Pep has fallen victim to overthinking. The Champions League final against Chelsea where he didn't play a DM and the knockout stage game against Benfica a few years ago. That alone doesn't change the fact that Guardiola is the most advanced and innovative tactician of his era. The guy is 3 steps ahead of others. Arteta isn't fit to polish Pep's boots when all he's ever achieved in his career is one measly FA cup win. Stop moving the goalposts. A team has one starting XI and then a bench. The players on the bench are not as good as the starters. You field your best available XI at any given opportunity. City have maybe 2 or 3 absolutely top class players on the bench. Their squad is one of the smallest in terms of numbers. They don't even have 22 regular first teamers so you couldn't make a second XI even if you tried to, unless you want half the team to be academy prospects and youngsters. They never replaced Mendy, Torres and Sterling, they only have 5 midfielders in total and there's barely any cover in the wide areas. City's insane squad depth is a myth. The year they scored 100 points Fabian Delph was playing at LB for half the season. They spent 2 years without a no. 9 in the team. And as much as they splashed the cash when Pep first came in, CIty's net spend over the last 3-4 years is way lower than the likes of Chelsea and United and about par with Liverpool and Arsenal. I don't even like City but even I have to admit that they're one of the most efficiently run clubs in the world and one of the smartest in terms of business. Wish I could say the same about my club but we're about to pay 120 million for a kid on the basis of 6 good games at the world cup, I doubt Todd Boehly even knew who Enzo Fernandez was 3 months ago.
I was working behind a free bar at the VIP section of a music festival once and Sean Dyche was one of the VIPs. He was the only person who used our charity donation contactless thingy. He asked if anyone else had used it today and when we said no, he tapped his card 10 more times. Really stand up guy.
come on you really tryna say sean dyche is the only person that had tapped a charity donation point on a free bar? Sounds ridiculously unlikely, most people would at least consider giving a charitable donation surely when its a bunch of intoxicated rich VIPs? u sure?
@thisCantBeRight he was definitely the only person I saw doing it. A lot of the 'VIPs' were guests of the company so possibly not PL manager sort of money
yeah, I understand why they cut them off, because it already is goofy enough so they don't want to scare away the people who don't have a sense of humor and are just there for the cold hard facts, but I'd definitely prefer the whole thing. It's like watching a Twitch stream VOD where you like the atmosphere and general mood even more than what actually happens
Ultimate Soccer Manager 2 was one of the first game I ever played ever! I loved it. I loved the little animations around the place, and that you could kind of explore. The little touches, like making viewing the results a Ceefax screen, clicking the fax machine to inquire about transfers - or to throw a bung to your next opponents or bet on match results was great. Plus the newspapers with the match reports and the obnoxious journalist writing it. It was far from the most in depth simulation - even for the time - but it did loads of nice stuff with the details.
The best thing about Sunderland till I die is that the first season is a hilarious unintentional comedy. Because the first few episodes are clearly set up and framed to be a feel good, heroic story and then the team just... Keeps losing.
You guys really need to drop the pretense and stop talking about all this football nonsense and just talk about salmons in baths and how to pronounce negotiation. This is what we the people, would prefer to hear!
Hope you are right in that prediction that since the sudamerican market is more accesible to English clubs, players can at least try to play there since tbh our player production quality is trash so having that English quality training can be very helpful to get a better generation of players (A Bolivian)
Sean Dyche is like a West Midland's nightclub bouncer! If you heard the words, 'You're not on the list. You're not coming in!' in that gravely voice, you're turning around and leaving there and then!
Dyche, Ah you think gravel is your ally? You merely adopted the gravel. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't hear the smooth until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!
As an Arsenal fan I don’t think us losing has given much of a psychological advantage to City. Based on Arsenals performance in the game with a heavily rotated team lots of positives. I think City putting out that strong team and not dominating will be more of a worry for them.
The first 2 minutes, about which pets you can eat, is the absolute pinnacle of Tifo football podcasts. It will never get any better than that, you may as well all retire.
The real problem with Football Manager is that the more real they try to make it, the more unreal it gets. I don't think they are at the 'uncanny valley' yet but it has put me off FM now.
Yeah. They try and simulate contract negotiations for example - fine in theory but they can't realistically simulate how any humans would interact in that situation.
First minute of the pod already has enough chaos for me to know it’s gonna be a goodun
I’m subscribing to the Athletic to learn which pet I can or cannot eat
Hi guys! italian fan at the rescue!
Sassuolo is a club representing a tiny city, but is no miracle they are in Serie A.
Their former president (one of the richest people in Italy, passed away in 2019) took the team from amateur in 2002 and brought it to Serie A in 10 years, slowly building a good club structure who managed to stay up even if they sell all the best players years after years.
They've had excellent choises in term of coaches: Max Allegri got them to Serie B for the first time in 2008 at the start of his career, Eusebio Di Francesco (lost himself a bit rn, but don't forget Roma's run in UCL 2017/18) who got them in EL for the first time in 2016 and, lastly, Roberto De Zerbi.
In terms of player, they seem to have a talent in developing youth coming from other teams: Berardi, Raspadori, Locatelli, Scamacca, Traore, Boga, Sensi, Demiral, Politano, Lorenzo Pellegrini, plus some who got lost after they've been sold like Vrsaliko, Zaza, Sansone and many many more...
In short, it is a small club with a little legacy building, but doesn't belong to the serie B for sure
If this was JJs pitch to get his own podcast I'm sold
Aberdeen getting beaten by a 6th tier Scottish side has broken JJs brain into thinking life has to be a simulation.
😂😂😂😂
Please bever change tifo, I love your chaotic driftoffs, makes me
So happy and keeps my love for footie alive
such a great podcast, the humour is on point and the hosts are different and gel together very well, doesn't feel forced. well done
As an Evertonian, THANK YOU NEWCASTLE for the 45mil for Gordon. He's going to be a pretty good player, but the development he would need to be an excellent player would have to go perfectly. He's got good physical talent, but technically and mentally he's a good bit below premier league standard. He doesn't have much vision, and he doesn't have a good shot. It seems like people on the outside, especially old school English fans, romanticize the idea of him as a player but haven't really watched with a critical eye.
Let's just settle the record. The fee for Gordon is not disclosed. The most reliable sources say the fee is £35m plus up to £10m in potential add-ons including £4m if Newcastle win a European trophy.
@@SaturnusDK Fair enough. I think the point is the same even at a 35mil price.
@@FifatlasHD I don't know. I think Eddie Howe will like his stats and versatility. By stats I obviously mean stats from last season because without Richarlison and a clueless Lampard coaching he's been a bit lost this season thrown into all sorts of positions.
I see him as a backup for both Almirón when the opposition is parking the bus because Almirón is incredibly one-footed and cannot make (good) crosses with his right. And he can play as a backup for Willock, maybe even ahead of him as his stats are better than Willock both defensively and offensively.
Ticks a homegrown player box for a club who can now afford to splurge on bolstering such areas
@@SaturnusDK His stats are awful. Don't blame Lampard when he's the guy that got the best out of young English players at Chelsea and Derby. He wasn't any better under a Champions League winner like Benitez and flopped on loan in the Championship with Preston.
No end product, lacks technical ability and is terrible at shooting and crossing. He has a high work rate and runs around but that's about it. Typical English hype. He's bang average and isn't worth half of what you paid for him.
USM2!!! You could edit everything beforehand. Amazing game
Outdone yourselves on that intro lads 🤣
Brilliant podcast as always. Just wondering when the old Tifo recording set up is coming back. This one is too dark and gloomy.
And the sound quality is ruined also
This was probably the best podcast you've done more dyche impressions and sillyness plz
Love that John references Inside Lewin Davis instead of Dune or Star Wars
Dune and Star Wars aren't about a musician
My neighbors must think I'm insane, because I've just been yelling OSCAR ISAAC at my computer screen for the last five minutes
Also playing Wrexham on FM22, Back to Back league champs, promotion to Premier League through playoffs and now lower-mid-table in the Prem haha
I am going to need the cut footage for analysis.
JJ sounds like Roy Kent with that voice.
What exactly is the program chat GTP?
If that’s the info they kept what’s the one they cut out
Looking forward to piles updates this week
I need to hear the cut parts. Don't even care about the context, I want to know about which pets I can kill and eat and how to pronounce negotiation. The fact that Hanky lost his mind in the background going into the transition makes it 10x more necessary. At the end of the year they need to do a best moments compilation where both cut and uncut footage is released for our entertainment.
And all the time I was here thinking there wont be a podcast because there are no games this week (in epl) 🤪
Her is a great movie
16:50 As someone with an inflated sense of self, bordering on a God complex, it's sickeningly refreshing to hear someone in Joey Deevz position take a moment to prostrate himself from a tastemaker standpoint. By some cosmic, transient property it means he's better than me and I both loathe him and love him all at once for it.
Top accents JJ, top by 2 son, top by 2.
The first 2 mins 😂😂😂
Wood to Forrest should have been done years ago, seems like an obvious one
The elephant in the room is that city have all the cash to be able to buy 16-18 quality players and pay them astronomical wages whilst they sit on the bench. Man u isn't an apt comparison; they had that in certain positions but their squad was padded out with youth team products/second string player (e.g. Ronnie Johnson, David may)
You can’t equate football 25-30 years ago to the modern day anymore. You actually need that many players to go for a treble in the modern day because you need to win around 30 games in the league alone to win the league let alone the fixture list meaning you will play Tuesday/Wednesday and Saturday every week.
City’s wage bill is still smaller than United and you’d think that one of the most successful clubs in terms of domestic success over the last decade would would have players who deserve their high wages. Tell me how Sancho came into the league in the top 10 earners🤷🏾♂️ at £350k a week.
Not gonna lie - I normally love the random convo… but think they spent more time chatting non-football related things unfortunately
i miss Seb
More stewart lee!
The Milan downfall is shocking. the whole backline and midfield is out of form.
Joe Devine. The Boris Johnson of football podcasters. Except that his buffoonery is benevolent and he may be making light of the fact that he's very capable.
the impression I get is Gordon's ego is 3x his talent. I dont have any ill will towards the young man but I wouldnt know who he was if he didnt make such a fuss because his play is meh.
good show you absolute weirdos
These guts hate football
Care to explain?
If I was a gut I would be so busy digesting that I would hate football too
My first ex's mother's ex was a ZZ Top.
"Pep's strength is that he has access to essentially two world class 11s he can play." What would Pep be without a historic Barca, a market monopolizing Bayern, or a state-sponsored City? Any intelligent person could manage those squads.
The Man City squad isn't even that deep aside from at CB and in midfield. They never replaced Sterling or Ferran Torres and the only wide players they even have are Mahrez, Grealish and Foden. You talk about two world class XIs but City only really have 15-16 players that even regularly feature. The likes of Liverpool, Chelsea and United all have bigger squads in terms of numbers. City have just been really smart with their purchases whilst also making a ton of money selling players.
Oh, one more thing. Pep created that historic Barca you speak of. Without him arguably the greatest football team ever assembled wouldn't exist. Lionel Messi wouldn't be the same player if not for Pep Guardiola and that's a fact.
@@areebsiddiqui758 I disagree on the City depth, but I will take your point, slightly, on his clever squad building and development. Along with your point, I would argue that Pep is, for comparison sake, a great version of what a Edu is for Arsenal now and what Wenger was during the first decade of his tenure: an exceptional man manager and style philosopher. I would argue, though, that minds like Arteta and even Mourinho are better matchday tacticians. As long as Arteta does not upset the squad harmony (something Jose is PRONE to) he could surpass Pep in terms of more value to clubs. Especially given that the market is so volatile now that you WANT to separate contract and transfer management from matchday tactical management. Pep has always had a hand in both but he may be stretched thin like Arsene was.
@@mss11235 Did you actually just say Arteta is a better manager than Pep? Based on his team playing well for 6 months, apparently he's surpassed his mentor. The guy who has won everything under the sun and changed the way football is played. Lmao good one.
By the time he retires Pep will be in the conversation for greatest manager of all time. The only thing that's currently holding him back from that debate is his failure to win a Champions League since leaving Barca. If he wins one at City then nobody can question him anymore.
Also, I'd love for you to name me this so called second world class Man City XI that you're referring to. Because it's basically just a bunch of youngsters and squad players, aside from Gundogan and Grealish, Alvarez, Laporte at a push I don't see any world class players. And don't you dare call Kalvin Philips or Rico Lewis world class. City literally have one of the smallest squads in the league in terms of numbers. This whole rhetoric of City having insane squad depth and two XIs that could fight for the title is nonsense.
@@areebsiddiqui758 no. I said matchday tactician.
And having a world class 11 is different from having 11 individuals that are world class. With Man City's squad you could divvy them up such that you can have two completely distinct 11s that could compete at a world class level.
@@mss11235 There's been a couple of high profile situations where Pep has fallen victim to overthinking. The Champions League final against Chelsea where he didn't play a DM and the knockout stage game against Benfica a few years ago. That alone doesn't change the fact that Guardiola is the most advanced and innovative tactician of his era. The guy is 3 steps ahead of others. Arteta isn't fit to polish Pep's boots when all he's ever achieved in his career is one measly FA cup win.
Stop moving the goalposts. A team has one starting XI and then a bench. The players on the bench are not as good as the starters. You field your best available XI at any given opportunity. City have maybe 2 or 3 absolutely top class players on the bench. Their squad is one of the smallest in terms of numbers.
They don't even have 22 regular first teamers so you couldn't make a second XI even if you tried to, unless you want half the team to be academy prospects and youngsters. They never replaced Mendy, Torres and Sterling, they only have 5 midfielders in total and there's barely any cover in the wide areas. City's insane squad depth is a myth. The year they scored 100 points Fabian Delph was playing at LB for half the season. They spent 2 years without a no. 9 in the team. And as much as they splashed the cash when Pep first came in, CIty's net spend over the last 3-4 years is way lower than the likes of Chelsea and United and about par with Liverpool and Arsenal.
I don't even like City but even I have to admit that they're one of the most efficiently run clubs in the world and one of the smartest in terms of business. Wish I could say the same about my club but we're about to pay 120 million for a kid on the basis of 6 good games at the world cup, I doubt Todd Boehly even knew who Enzo Fernandez was 3 months ago.
Stayed for the chaos hahahaha
I was working behind a free bar at the VIP section of a music festival once and Sean Dyche was one of the VIPs. He was the only person who used our charity donation contactless thingy. He asked if anyone else had used it today and when we said no, he tapped his card 10 more times. Really stand up guy.
I seem to recall an interview where he professed his love of live music!
come on you really tryna say sean dyche is the only person that had tapped a charity donation point on a free bar? Sounds ridiculously unlikely, most people would at least consider giving a charitable donation surely when its a bunch of intoxicated rich VIPs? u sure?
@thisCantBeRight he was definitely the only person I saw doing it. A lot of the 'VIPs' were guests of the company so possibly not PL manager sort of money
@@jamesmowbray1837 Doesn't mean you can't pay for at least one drink lmao they're not on the dole ffs
@@branthall1787 chancers
I do miss the live shows when stuff wasnt cut out so we were in on the jokes
yeah, I understand why they cut them off, because it already is goofy enough so they don't want to scare away the people who don't have a sense of humor and are just there for the cold hard facts, but I'd definitely prefer the whole thing. It's like watching a Twitch stream VOD where you like the atmosphere and general mood even more than what actually happens
As someone with access to the unedited versions, most of the jokes are at your expense.
@Maciej Bala can't they have both ? 😥
@@onizuka255 they can, and they do right now, but it's even better if there is no cuts, at least for me
Is it that some of the cut stuff could be defamatory? That's what I've noticed on other football podcasts (football ramble especially)
Would absolutely love to see an uncut-only version of this podcast
We had that during the World Cup
I think this is the uncut-only version
@@why_not_both it isn't, the world cup one was truly uncut, there are a few cuts here
They do a cut?
Please make a video on Union Berlin tactics and play style. They are tearing up Bundesliga this season
freiburg too
It's pronounced, "Onion"... 😎
Was literally screaming Oscar Isaac and Ex Machina the whole time!! :D And I'm 100% with Joe. "Her" is an excellent movie!
that Dyche impression was superb lol
Last week haemorrhoids, this week what pets you can and can’t eat, tell me what other football podcast is covering these topics!
JJ's Sean Dyche impression is killing me 😭😭😭😭
Every time Jon says 'Man Cidy' I'm sick in my mouth a little bit.
Tifo never disappoints
is this even a football podcast anymore? I love it.
If you're having a good day, I'm sure it's now a great day after listening to these blokes.
Tifo podcast has been truly peak content these past two weeks.
Ultimate Soccer Manager 2 was one of the first game I ever played ever! I loved it. I loved the little animations around the place, and that you could kind of explore. The little touches, like making viewing the results a Ceefax screen, clicking the fax machine to inquire about transfers - or to throw a bung to your next opponents or bet on match results was great. Plus the newspapers with the match reports and the obnoxious journalist writing it. It was far from the most in depth simulation - even for the time - but it did loads of nice stuff with the details.
Betting on your own games, game crashing when you went 14-0 up, happy happy memories.
Another excellent podcast lads!
WHAT MORE CAN I ASK FOR , Thank you Jesus $ 32,000 weekly profit our lord God have lifted up my life !!! , Glory to the everlasting GOD ALMIGHTY .❤️
Love the podcast, but isn't the new studio a bit dark?
I need to hear this pet conversation in full
Always love the Aberdeen Corner portion of the show
Screaming at my phone “Oscar Isaacs” “Inside Lewellyn Davis” while they tap away at their laptops 🤣
The best thing about Sunderland till I die is that the first season is a hilarious unintentional comedy. Because the first few episodes are clearly set up and framed to be a feel good, heroic story and then the team just... Keeps losing.
Disagree, Sunderland till I die is the best documentary, watching that car flash in slow motion never gets old
You guys really need to drop the pretense and stop talking about all this football nonsense and just talk about salmons in baths and how to pronounce negotiation. This is what we the people, would prefer to hear!
I'm not first but I'm alright with that, as long as there is plenty of piles chat!
30 seconds in, the hosts, the producers are howling in the background and I had to leave the room. Happy podcast day every one!
The first 2 minutes of this video is why I am here. Love you guys
Don't cut that beginning!
Hope you are right in that prediction that since the sudamerican market is more accesible to English clubs, players can at least try to play there since tbh our player production quality is trash so having that English quality training can be very helpful to get a better generation of players (A Bolivian)
It's 1am in US but not gonna sleep before I hear them talk about potatoes
Me, a filmmaker, screaming at my laptop during this one
cancelo culture
Haha I went onto tifo irl hoping there was a podcast to watch. Saw this uploaded 29 seconds ago
Every Tuesday morning boss
Those first minutes, that's why I follow this podcast 👌
I’d never listened to the podcast before but that Stewart Lee reference just made sure I’m listening to the next one 😂
Sean Dyche is like a West Midland's nightclub bouncer! If you heard the words, 'You're not on the list. You're not coming in!' in that gravely voice, you're turning around and leaving there and then!
Chesterfield are better than all National League clubs
Jon so obviously supports Leeds lmao
Qualified Physics teacher here with relevant research expertise: Please disregard JJ's comments about quantum mechanics.
Screamed Oscar Isaac for five minutes
Really not a fan of the whole "intro being filmed last" thing
42:50 It sounds like Badloss has style at least.
Loss to a 6th division team: 0:1
Loss to a 1st division team: 0:6
At least he's predictable!
The dark room is getting too gloomy for the dog ...that hello..
Dyche, Ah you think gravel is your ally? You merely adopted the gravel. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't hear the smooth until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!
Not me screaming "EX MACHINA WITH OSCAR ISAAC" 🤣
JJ's found an acid dealer and I wish him all the best
As an Arsenal fan I don’t think us losing has given much of a psychological advantage to City. Based on Arsenals performance in the game with a heavily rotated team lots of positives. I think City putting out that strong team and not dominating will be more of a worry for them.
These silly boys do make me laugh
Anyone else grow up watching comments below and now grew up and watch tifo podcasts? I feel like there might be a pipeling going on here...
Screaming "EX MACHINA!!!" at my screen for three minutes straight
The first 2 minutes, about which pets you can eat, is the absolute pinnacle of Tifo football podcasts. It will never get any better than that, you may as well all retire.
JJ's posh English accent sounds like Stewie from family guy
The real problem with Football Manager is that the more real they try to make it, the more unreal it gets. I don't think they are at the 'uncanny valley' yet but it has put me off FM now.
Yeah. They try and simulate contract negotiations for example - fine in theory but they can't realistically simulate how any humans would interact in that situation.
if anyone listens to jon in this one I'm deleting the app
JJ Bull should do all podcasts in his normal posh english voice. It's unfair that Joe makes him put on a show as a scotsman each week.
Any time I want a reason to drink, I play a drinking game where I take a shot when JJ mentions Football Manager or Aberdeen
"Why you can't kill and eat your pets" is exactly the sort of discussion I watch this for
Can we stop cutting the shenanigans please. This is what we came for, chaos and a little bit of football!
Its getting more "flamsigt" as we say in Sweden....google translate it =)
I was rolling after the first minute. I'm subscribing haha
must have been mistaken cause I swore I heard Brian Cox for a second
i think letting yr sociopathy leak does wonders for the podcast.
The Oscar Isaac part drove me INSANE.