lucia is thicc
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ส.ค. 2024
- dave and lucia have a political discussion.
original "script" taken from an AI text-to-speech portal meme that NCSartist made! he also did a great animation to accompany it :) • GLaDOS is Thicc
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DAVE played by HANS VAN HARKEN: / hansvanharken
LUCIA played by LAILA BERZINS: / lberzins_voices
MY TWITTER: / heydaigle
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OH MY LORD I was the one who made that Portal meme with GLaDOS!! This is so freaking cool! You are Epic Sauce!
@@hannahdaigle8846 now this is epic
Lucia is 5m tall or 20m tall?
It's still changing
surprised to see you here
@@shinyrayquaza9 who?
Oh, I didnt even know the original. Nice.
The term "Thicc" implies the speaker has attraction to your large build, primarily meaning thighs and/or hips. It's a compliment. Instead of calling you fat, they are, in a way calling you "large and In charge"
or in a less clunky definition: curvy
I was thinking of “curvy” the entire time.
if Dave said that then the video would be much shorter
Make sense since Lucia is the queen of hell. The thickness shows how much power and leadership she has.
Big and beautiful, would be boring if everyone were the same body type
"Doesn't matter if she's imaginary. The thiccness exists in our hearts."
-Sun Tzu probably
Sun Tzu, The Art of -War- *Lust.*
i think thats heart disease
"Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about thiccness than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that nobody could best him in the ring of honor."
Idk I'm bored
@@Sleepy_Cabbage He then used his fight money to buy 2 of every single thick girl on earth. Then he herded them onto a boat, and then he loved the crap out of every single one!
Ah the Wisdom of Lego Man
My head canon is that Lucia was well aware of what Thicc meant the whole time. She simply needed a reason to crush Dave with her Meaty Posterior.
YES.
I knew fully well what the comments would be here yet my first thought at seeing this was "how fucking bold and brash".
My brain is rotten. GG
I-…oh my god
Satina origin story
Meaty Posterior ™
Let's take a moment of silence for dave as he was crushed to his dimise by a giant demon lady R.I.P Dave 😞
Though it's a pretty damn good way to die...
It should’ve been me, not him! It’s not fair!
@@silverarrow4683 Yughio Pov Fr
by now he grew immune to that
He got crushed by a demons butt
Good thing he deleted his internet history before he got crushed by that meaty posterior.
He ended up getting crushed
Instant Death.
@@theparrishshow9803 look man some things are just worth it
xD
Duuuuuude please day hi ✨w✨
Is a long life dream
“It’s a human thing!” Is the greatest excuse ever
Indeed
*commits mass genocide against people because of some small difference*
It's a human thing!
alien: so... its a human thing to think "aliens" are MASS-MURDERERS?!??!?
human: we were paranoid, okay! 90% of all information about you was either:
-hidden from us (for some reason)
or
-COMPLETELY. FABRICATED
how would we NOT let our fears consume our thoughts? "if robots hated us, why not aliens?"
alien: OKAY OKAY, I GET IT!
1.1K likes
nice
“It’s a human thing” -Alberto
“AM I THICC? WITH 2 C’S?”
“…yeah-“
1:09 Lucia:😏
Dave:💀
It’s always great when creators address the public opinion of their own characters like this
The moment he askd her to sit on him I knew that he wouldn't like the result... I wasn't wrong.
mhm mhm
Jack's father is in heaven with the angels
@KY5 [9th Main Account] your not funny
th-cam.com/video/cErgMJSgpv0/w-d-xo.html
I love the demon designs you do. Most people just do humans with horns and maybe a tail. Your designs are clearly monstrous demons while still being cute/pretty.
*laughs in future oc reveal*
@@MoffinMouse Ditto
For real tho
@@zamzombie3254 I don't get it.
@@oscarvaladez8947 I have, They are really good and have a really cool world(s) to boot!
My favorite part is that this meme makes infinitely more sense with these characters than it does with Wheatley and GLaDOS
I love how Dave answers Lucia's question without any thought of insecurity or how it might come across, or that it may reveal his inner feelings. Quite the polar opposite to his normal demeanor. Just a sweetly succinct, "Yeah 🥴"
Dave is the true king
There’s no challenge he can’t overcome (except for raising his daughter)
@T teg Egg he just did.
@DeathDefying147 Speaking as a daughter's father, raising a daughter is a task we never overcome. The more blessed of us, though, do learn to wonder at this amazing task.
@T teg Egg With an eager Lucia and a mining helmet. (according to a twitter clip)
@T teg Egg I just assume she can shape/size shift.
@@mj91212 Nah, she chose to use her original form.
I love how there's no in-between frames from Dave saying "What?" to being crushed.
Frame perfect punish, my man should have shielded
@@hieuduong2213 only way to survive those thicc hitboxes. Probably should’ve up SMASHED after that... I’ll see my self out.
Chances of survival are down to single digits...
Really helps sell the impact
Ikr, I tried seeing per frames and didnt see any.
the end 💀
No joke I subconsciously opened the channel and subscribed without it realizing😭
"Meaty posterior" is not something I expected to hear from the queen of hell today
it was for me...
strangely enough...
OH NOOOOOOOO!!! I have two girlfriends, but very few people on YT are happy for my relationship success. They disl*ke all of the videos I make with my 2 girlfriends. Please be kind, dear pe
@@AxxLAfriku No.
I mean...He DID technically get what he wanted. BUT STILL. HOW did this ordinary, simple, guy manage to get to "lay-pipe" on the freaking QUEEN of HELL?!
@@AxxLAfriku I think you only need one of those
Lucia: “So tell me Dave, am I Thicc..?”
Dave: ᵧₐₕ
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And that’s how Satina was born.
At least he got his wish. I hope he survived.
"Do you think I'm 'thicc'?"
*Haha, I'm in danger.*
yo im sad >:(
i didnt see any luigi in the video
@Glaze96 top 10 mario : luigi is a big and thicc dragon
*Chuckles*
I'm in danger :D *skull masivelly crushed*
Who's danger?
shut up carl!
with two "C's"?
The way he answered the big question…
NO HESITATION.
what a legend.
11 likes
nice
And that's how the little demon was created
Why humans also welcome to another episode of what fuck did I just watch
When fans were asking how exactly Satina was born, I never imagined Hannah would be THAT excited to answer that question
Well she could've shown badly-drawn artwork of Mr. Stork but the size of the blue balls on her viewers would be gigantic.
@@abloogywoogywoo 21 likes
nice
Do not support this demonic crap don't lust!
@@WolfyRed idk man, that looks like a lot more than just 21
@@rizmiesteruae7726 that was a reply to a reply
The fact that "clean sanchez" is next to thicc and has a smiley face has me dying right now.
@@hannahdaigle8846 that is a great work around
I typed "dirty sanchez" on the internet
I want to fucking forget what I read
@@hannahdaigle8846 lol 😂😂😂😂
@@KonladVDragon I was about to search that up so thank you for saving my eyes
@@Starrii_Skies PTSD is a trifle compared to what i got after seeing it
If Dave died and become a dragon-like demon dragon, Lucia would be madly in love with him.
At least Dave conquered that thicc mountain before dying a man's dream
Even the most impressive part is that he survived the thiccness, fucking madlad
@@rakiat8815 AND had a kid. He's living the dream
you guys worry me
Thicc mountain conquered him
Ah yes. More lore to add to the "How is Dave a dad to a literal demon child" Story
I mean the size difference is really there and I am questioning how that would even work
It’s made even more obvious in this animation
@@SwordIord22 There are entire websites dedicated to that exact topic
Nah, i'm going with that she can shapeshift her form
Yepp
r/hol’up
Opened the video because it had my name in my title and I was curious
Did not disappoint 10/10
Bro I almost burst out laughing at the end 😂
Forever love how fast Dave says "yeah" when she asks is she thicc. I mean he's not wrong
@Logan Roof Jesus will like to disagree with that statement by letting you meet Hitler
I mean hes tapped that sooooooo...... yeah he fuckin knows it.
@Logan Roof Wrong. Gingers cant go back to where we came from. We r not allowed back.
@Logan Roof your profile Pic saids it all...💀💀💀
@Logan Roof Your parents must be proud of you
I love how Dave deletes his history as fast as he can
delete? he freakin obliterated it off screen xD that was me and my ex cougar, I swear!
i wanna be dave i aint finna lie
@@whoasked9889 the words of literally every dude here.. sucks it could never be like that where the chick's like twice your size. The man's always gotta be at least 6 feet, blond hair, blue eyes, and successful in every concievable way. Literally one woman I was with did the opposite.
Then all the sudden A-train appears
Thomas:full speed ahead omy GAD
Dave to Satina: and there Honey. That is how I met your mother...
Other people: IT SHOULD’VE BEEN ME NOT HIM M E!!
“APPARENTLY we can’t even spell thicc either”
“That’s a counterintuitive way to compliment someone…”
That... was something they said, yes. Good to see you watched the video?
@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth it’s just my favorite part XD
I mean, have you heard of the people that spell "thicc" as "thick"??
th-cam.com/video/cErgMJSgpv0/w-d-xo.html
Ah yes.
The mimic man.
The man who mimics words within TH-cam videos.
Truly a unique breed
Dave is like a friggen legend. Not only did he manage to be in a relationship with a demon, but also a Queen, AND ALSO managed to get said demoness pregnant. I hope she has a human sized form or else I would think there is more to Dave then what we see
What a Chad.
Man conquered a fucking goliath
This comment is so similar to me and my boyfriend's characters
@@jules9585 All I can think about is Jester and Fjord from critical roll now.
RIP AND TEAR TILL THE SEED IS PLANTED
And that's how Satina was born
1:12 has to be paused to see Lucia doing smth suspicious-
Dave trying to educate Lucia on the Internet is something I didn’t know I needed, but so, *so* glad I got.
Well, he is IT... It's thee thing he's good at.
Is that Miscon?
I've seen you before, but where
"Besides, I'd easily crush their fragile skulls with my Meaty Posterior."
That's....why I'm here.
On the pervert side or on the "I don't want to suffer more" side?
I prefer to keep my skull intact.
@KY5 [9th Main Account] stfu
@KY5 [9th Main Account] love these trolls keep defying TH-cam me boy
ma'am... that's the whole point...
That last part is every mans dream.
I would pay derpixion to take inspiration from this
Lucia: “meaty posterior”
Dave: “For humans we call that a *fat cake* .”
😂
@Logan Roof wtf is wrong with you
@Logan Roof AYO STFU
@Logan Roof NO STFU
So true
"Besides, I'd easily crush their fragile skulls with my meaty posterior"
Well, yeah. Comparing the size of Lucia and Dave is like comparing a tower to an ant.
Yet somehow he was able to get her pregnant
@@RinAldrin WHAT-
More like a human and a cat.
@@kapiiie I mean they have a daughter so somehow he was able to get her pregnant
@@RinAldrin And I don’t think we'll learn how that even happened for a while.
bro you made a master piece
I need a backstory of how he made a kid with her
“So they’re calling me fat?”
Well yes, but no
Yea, but "phat" tho 👀❤💜
@Call of Gruty 350 😳
Yesn't
Voluptuous would be the fancy term for Thicc
ah the perfect like count
The fact the part at the end has like no frames of animation somehow makes it like 100 times funnier than it should be.
Good thing Dave was using slang terms to trick Lucia to the term Thicc
Dave oh god are you ok
Dave: oh yeah living the dream ❤️
I like to imagine that Lucia is secretly a MASSIVE tsundere and actually really likes Dave for some unforeseen reason.
I mean... They had a daughter so....
Heh she’s like Undyne, then.
@KY5 [9th Main Account] If there is a Hell, you just reserved yourself a spot
I’d like to think that Lucia wants to play with these huge monkey scarecrow balls
@@ArynWellspring Hey he put his coordinates in his channel banner
seriously, we need an origin episode on how these two met.
You are right lad!
I think this IS the origin...
@@Childestroyer I don't think it is, it's just a short video.
@@pauljordan0203 tell me..how did they make the baby ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@Childestroyer well, considering that Lucia is a demon, and in her size, I've no idea how she managed.
As a human I can indeed confirm it is a human thing. A very commonly shared desire.
The confidence of Dave for him to respond to “am I thicc?” With “\:D yeah” is admirable
Dave: it was worth it
Lucia: “Besides, I’d easily crush their skulls with my meaty posterior.”
Me: “I see no issues here… Proceed.”
@Epic Gamer Alexander attention seekers, trolls ya know
@@caluscalus6533 the same ones looking for attention and likes. Do what I do and ignore them, they either try to attack your sexuality or just walk away.
@Logan Roof nope, i checked myself
@Logan Roof u look no older then 10 and is going to be deleting ur watch history so that ur mother doesn't look through it and ur dad doesn't grab the belt
Gory gory gory what a hell of a way to die
What a way to go
It's the best way to go out.
E
Savia que estarías aquí.
he’s in hell now, which means nothing has changed LOL
Madre mia Que haces aqui compañero? Ve a subir un video
Lucia got me acting up not gonna lie
I never noticed before, but, Dave's arm is sticking out from underneath Lucy's "Meaty Posterior", and, it doesn't seem like it's clenched in pain or Death. I think he's VERY much alive and happy under there!
"It's a human thing."
We, humans have weird kinks.
Mostly men
@@whoreburguer 🤥
@@whoreburguer no
@@whoreburguer you CLEARLY don't know a thing or two about people.
@@whoreburguer No
“What does it mean to be thicc”
Lucia: I don’t need sleep I need answers
classic
I haven't slept for 22 years trying to get to the bottom of this mystery
What is a polite way to put it?…
Ever heard of BBW‘s?
That would be You👉🏻
Ma’am
@@jakenorris41596 U got a different thing going boi
@@ayrfold7697
It’s called being nice,
Look it up!
dave so relatable with him deleting his search history
THERE ARE NO RULES AGAINST CHARACTERS BATMAN
"I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me."
"You know, when I left the house today I was thinking 'Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brians all over some fucking hallway.'"
Same me too.
@@cailleach8416 nice one.
Don't we all?
@@somerandolad yup.
Alt Title: "Demon Mommy learns that she is indeed *"THICC AF"*
(Also learns that human kinks make little sense.)
Where did that final quote go to?
@KY5 [9th Main Account] What I think about your comment: th-cam.com/video/ErpOTZGrq60/w-d-xo.html 👈
@KY5 [9th Main Account] just because u don’t get attention from ur parents doesn’t mean u have to get it from the internet how about u go outside or something anything but this
@KY5 [9th Main Account] also leave that poor kid alone why are u doxxing him like wtf is wrong with u get a life bro
@@copy-rightedname what kid? Sean is an adult??, aslo you can just report him for harassment
Embodiment of "Death by snu snu"
That wasn't a sit, Lucy just TELEPORTED on top of Dave
"It's a human thing."
*Never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with.*
I mean. It's what we all want. Even if we haven't realized it yet now excuse me as I delete my internet history..
never before have i seen two comments by the same person recommended to me back-on-back to eachother
@@raimundwarbasse6031 ive seen it a lot, its kinda funny
Join the club, we have jackets.
Admit it, ALL humans like meaty posteriors, even females do!
“It’s a human thing.”
I’m more convinced we are related to Zeus. So, that’s pretty believable.
Agreed also awesome pfp!!
Lol
“It’s a human thing.”
’m more convinced we are related to Odin. So, that’s pretty believable.
To be honest that is right cause zeus was all about the women so it makes sense
So you wanna do it with any living thing?
0:44
Lucia: am I…Thicc. With TWO c’s?
Dave: yah 💀
My eyes need bleach, my little brother failed NNN, and my search history is ruined. All from one video.
“It’s a human thing ok?”
I’m glad he said this
but furries too-
@@lexgamerafton furries are humans
@@demroles6996 Not anymore
@@lexgamerafton i mean ur just putting ona costume that doesnt make u a completely different race
@@yuskay4025 Im sure the supposed intention of not anymore is how much they stray off their humanity, but what gives?
The fact that Dave managed to sleep with Lucia in the first place is an achievement
true
bros got that donkey difference
dude had to literally crawl in there and do it at the chamber for it to work 😆😅
No, they didn’t sleep. There was no sleeping
He did not sleep with her, he was up all night :p
It honestly makes me laugh how thicc is meant to mean hot while thick is mean to mean dumb
and that was how satina was born
This is very interesting
😏
wait…..
OH if it isn't my favorite family friendly content creator!
Oh hey derpixon…
*I sense a disturbance in the force...*
Lucia: Besides, I'd easily crush their fragile skulls with my, *Meaty Posterior*
Dave: what-
(Gets sent to the backrooms)
Banished to the backrooms by the backdoor
@@father_ork lmao that was genius
@@father_ork wow i actually chuckled at that one nice job
The speed he gets from this might hit the integrer limit and fly him up to heaven instead
Guy cliped through this reality by the backdoor DAYUM
At 1:05, THIS is the ONLY way to definitely remove your browsing history from your computer!
I could fell Deprixon’s spiritual pressure from an ocean away when I clicked on this vid
"dave and lucia have a political discussion."
Ah, yes the best kind of discussion
“With my meaty prosterier”
“What?”
Proceeds to squash every human
bro that's a win, yes please
@@fenison4430 yes
Yes mommy.
The best way to go out for sure
A fine way to die.
Something tells me in my mind my friend would actually say GYATTTTTTTTT
This was fucking years ago
The way my bro was deleting his history then destroyed his pc was hilarious
That height difference……makes the conception of Satina ever more impressive
My boy dave is packing
Shrek
If there's a will there's a way
He used a ladder to get up
@@Moziah_G._Wolf dude probably just full on walked inside and started beating his meat...while spinning.
"my meaty posterior"
R34 artists: allow us to introduce ourselves
THE FLOOD GATES HAVE OPENED!!!
Pre- Satina baby making
Allow me to introduce myself
@@OmaruuDevOfficial lol
@@ImNeverProfit7517 No I'm serious I make that type of art but My body is not ready to draw this
Luica: tell me dave am i *THICC?*
dave: *yup*
The end caught me off-guard dude😭😭😭😭
"Besides, I'd easily crush their fragile skulls with my Meaty Posterior."
I'm trying so hard not to laugh so I don't have to explain what I'm watching and why.
Yeah me too, I laughed so hard when he suddenly got squished, that I almost choked on my saliva
@William Lee eh too late. Go on
Luckily I'm by myself in my room.
Otherwise the whole fam would here me
What?-
They should have more sessions like this. It could heal their relationship.
I kinda imagine that this happened before the kid
@@lighting2374 Eh, maybe. But she seems like she dislikes him in the beginning.
There's evidence for both points.
I think this is how they were before their kid, only to realize having a kid id a lot of hard work
@@zombathinlostleghackercat5233 i dont think she ever liked him. He was just a toy
@@sherk3286 yet there still together in some way because well lucia cant take care of satina (if i remember her name correctly) all on her own mostly has him do the work even though he works to- tbh its not so far off from a regular human relationship- if im possible right though i may not be- please correct me if possible
I clicked on the video and saw a FBI ad💀
And that is how satina in born.
"I'd crush their skells with my meaty prosterior"
"oo-what?"
*dead*
He died in one of the best ways possible
@@ashurad_fox5991 Death by Snu-Snu
for one brief moment before death he was more alive than any of us
Im dying 😂😂😂😂
💀💀💀
Dave: I'd even let you sit on me
Lucia: That's disgusting.
Also Lucia:
*Crushes Dave with her huge posterior at the end*
I mean they somewhat are good enough allies for her to be fine with doing that anyway. She just didn't understand why humans would want that
@@grapegamer2200 Well at least Dave got what he wanted. Lol
Sounds like me returning my yesterdays dinner.
I must admit, as a way to die, THIS isnt so bad, I'd consider it!
@Logan Roof shut
Run, Dave! Meaty posterior at 12:00 High! Ah, the poor sap, at least he died happy!
On a serious note, I love Lucia’s voice acting here. It’s crisp, clean, hilarious, and very well delivered.
the only sane comment here
"do you think I'm TH-icc"
The thing is, I'm wired to smile when I'm uncomfortable and I get uncomfortable easy. So when Lucia says"meaty posterior" I'm just smiling like a jackass.
So you're like Shinra from Fire Force? Lol
@Logan Roof attention seekers, a troll, or a bot. Anyways, you stfu
@Logan Roof Not funny kid. Not funny.
@Logan Roof
now you see kids
here
violence is not the answer
violence is the question
and the answer is yes
Yes, discomfort makes me laugh like the Joker. Also, I get this gut feeling like I’m bouta be convicted.
One time I saw some art of Satina saying how are babies made
Dave: And that, sweety, was how you were born.
Satina: wowww… can I have a glass of water?