Elon is Crashing Out
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ก.พ. 2025
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Elon Musk is the most divorced dad to have ever existed
DEFINITELY gives off "All the money in the world but still will bitch about his ex wife at any opportunity he can" vibes
💯
@@Rockyrules1995 never agreed more, he reminds me when my dad cut his thumb half off making model planes with me. It cool. 😅 i think it was partly my fault with the controller in my hands. 😢
As long as I have these cards
@@andre0nlin34 Not those divorced dads, the sad ones.
"He bought Twitter to save free speech"
*someone uses free speech*
...
*gets banned*
😂😂
I can’t believe I used to respect Elon. I fell for the whole thing thinking he was a genius with Tesla. So glad he showed everyone who he really was. A degenerate loser.
If you saw him/her on the TV then they are sellouts...If you are in this world but not of it then you don't get air-time.
im too brother, im too
Check out thunderfoot.
He's been dunking on Elon for like 5 years.
To be fair Joe Rogan is a bit dumb.
That's generous...
Yeah…
@@ThinkForYourself1972 "bit" is kind of an understatement
@@p7roxYeah…
Meaning: I agree. I understated
Rogan is a limited hangout. His show is a clearinghouse for billionaires scrambling to revive their reputations.
Gotta love independant media where a billionaire can call his podcast buddy with the number 1 podcqst in the world to tell him he needs to talk about something and then then the podcast buddy does recite exactly what the billionaire wanted him to say....ah true independence
@@isaack5601 JRE used to be *the best* back ten years ago. It's been a slow decline in the quality and a massive uprise in popularity.
Elon the kind of guy that would redeem the gift card
@@isaack5601just because you don’t take it seriously, doesn’t mean that a large majority of JRE fans take it VERY seriously and that JRE has a legitimate impact on the cultural zeitgeist.
Rogan's podcast is a clearinghouse for billionaires who want to improve their quality perception among the unwashed.
Ah, yes, real "free speech'
I have 10 years of experience in IT, a bachelors in compsci, and got laid off when my department was outsourced in 2023. im ***STILL*** trying to get a job. I cant tell you HOW many applications i've filled out, how many interviews I've had, it's unbelievable. OH but my bad i'm just lazy! Thanks for clearing that up, Elon!
so lazy! pull up your bootstraps and choose a father with more money and third world/oligarchic skeletons! didnt elons dad impregnate his stepdaughter too?
Wondering how long it will take for people to realize this.
@@crypticsailor one of the many negative sides of "progress" no one talks, basically because technology is breaking everything each generation so each generation's parents advise their kids on what they learned about a system that has already changed. Before industrialization, parents could teach what they had learned and it applied completely for the next 1000 bgenerations. My parents generation an engineering degree was an automatic good job to retirement. it worked for both of them and everyone they knew. By the time i graduated, less than a third of engineering graduates at my top engineering uni in the state had job offers. and that was 10 years ago. I thought about masters programs in machine learning/analytics when it was brand new and the new gold rush degree like 5-7 years ago. And youtube and reddit are akready full of people in the field encouraging students away from it and citing layoffs etc.
Go start your own IT company. An LLC costs less than $100.
Most people in tech have a Stockholm syndrome and inflated egos so they think it’s “normal” to completely overhaul the tools they use and self study outside of work to keep up to date but in no other profession are you forced to pick up work as a hobby on your off hours. You can choose not to obviously, but then there’s no reason to not just replace you with a contractor for 1/3 the pay
Elon might buy TH-cam to drop this channel
Modern problems require modern solutions, lol
i think youtube might be the most expensive social media if it were to be sold id imagine this produces the most profits maybe?
@@c1nderblokknaaah TH-cam makes about 25B in revenue when META makes 155B in revenue. I’d say Instagram makes up for more than half of that.
@ oh damn I wasnt expecting that big of a gap in them thanks for informing me
@@orion_cinema Not gonna lie: that is funny!
Elon can buy anything, but never thought to buy eyebrows.
Mocking someones appearance is the absolute piss poor lowest hanging fruit. Be better than this man..
Oh no - the tigers are eating MY face?
Elon has that weird mix of ultimate divorced dad energy; reddit mod; and that toxic needs to be correct nerd at a your prefered way of meeting fellow geeks.
Reddit mods are Left and anti free speech not libertarian
he's the Steve Jobs of our generation
@zogwort1522 I am not an ancient Gen X'er ;-)
"He is the most intelligent man on the planet, he posted a poop emoji"
Ket is hell of a drug
As someone who did a lot of Ket, i dont think you can blame the substance.
Ketamine does Not Turn you Into a Nazi
Suspending/banning people that ratio_him doesn't sound very "free_speech_coded"😂
whats up with the _
@@c1nderblokkif done correctly it puts words in _italics_
@@sashasokolovXIX ohh he just did it _completely wrong_
_oooooohhh shiiiiiit_
@@c1nderblokk nah I actually put them there to make it quirky and engage_maxx
Imagine thinking the human race will be saved by moving to Mars. Like God can't judge us on another planet.
God isn't real, but mars is a dead planet.
"space" is fake and gay
Imagine still believing in fairy tales. Jfc
@@LiteralCountryofChadisBased Says don't believe in God, but you use the term "JFC".
@ om my god i dont give a f***
a very enthusiastic neurodivergent austrian salute to the chatters
My heart goes out to you
I want Elon's mom to confirm that he's a real gamer.
Elon's mom will lie, so you can save your time asking. Whole family lies for a living, they are white rich African, what you expect from them.
*Elon never getting to Mars Musk*
I think the whole going to Mars thing was nothing more than an ego stroke. Who would want to go to a dead planet 140 million miles away from the only planet that sustains life 😂😂
@@lyndy101 hes a snake oil salesman. he will be selling people pipe dreams until the day he bankrupts or dies.
Elon's a genius at marketing, not science/engineering.
pretty sure iron man and young sheldon was funded by elon for positive pr. although pretty sure elon is just an actor doing ceo bidding
well, even that is questionable. would you call sbf a genius at marketing? or ellie holmes?
nah, he only has a lot of money
elons a genius at having been born into enough money to buy more cut-throat lawyers than the startups he hijacks can afford
"Genius"
"I am Elon, destroyer of worlds."
Philion's takes have been hilarious recently ngl. that third eye on autopilot.
2010: i like this Elon guy
2025: well that was new.... *starts frantically looking for an excuse* nah I'm out *runs away*
See what happens when nerds get too much power? Somebody give Elon a swirlie asap
It sucks man, Joe used to be so understandable. He signed that fat contract and boom dude is lost in the sauce.
That's what it was always about. It's just hard to get there without pandering.
@ Joe got there pretty well without pandering but of course $100 million isn’t enough, gotta be a billionaire or you lost.
@@NotsoBigPapaCraig Joe's entire schtick is pandering. The man has no spine on any issue and will flip and flop like a dying fish all the way to the bank.
"how do we feel about strings"
"NO" * I Yell in my stringless hoodie * ( i lost it in the wash)
Elon would claim to have the largest dumps if it meant a boost to his ego.
I’m starting to think any success his companies have is despite him, not because of him.
Send Elon to mars.
Was not expecting “Elon Musk does multiple natsee salutes at presidential inauguration” on this years bingo card
Joe Rogan is an embarrassment to men lmfao
Crashing out like a Tesla self drive braking system responding to a pedestrian.
Phil looking like that biker dad with the flat black Harley. I love him, but the bandana got me 😅
talking about the genius and brilliance of responding to someone with a poop emoji, you literally cannot fit it any deeper down your throat.
there’s not a single place on the entire earth where Elon can be sure that everyone in the room genuinely loves and cares for him.
except in Rogan's goon cave.
I think the drawstrings on a hoodie are probably more of a hinderance than a help, but it is fun to pull up the hood and pull it tight like Kenny from South Park. I'm with Philion on pull-overs being more comfortable than zipped hoodies. What I will say for the zipped hoodie is that the pockets are a lot better. If I'm out and about, especially if I'm traveling at speed, I'm zipping up. If I'm lounging at home, I'm pulling over.
Imagine you're running with a bunch of heavy rocks in your pull over hoodie pouch, and you have to come to a sudden stop. The heavy hoodie pouch will slingshot back into your body and crush your kidneys into dust. It isn't safe.
Ya, kangaroo pouch for low speed activity
honestly without the analogy i wouldnt be able to understand the true stability of outerwear pocket engineering. thank you
I just dont get how people fall for musk time and time again.
Of course that hard line he spit was plagiarized from Tropic Thunder. Musk could never come up with a stone cold threat.
Elon is an alien that phoned home but they changed the number after he left for Earth...
Elon giving off them grima wormtongue vibes 😂
Elon - the most virgin dad on the planet
17:14 I thought you were wearing a bandana at first too I was about to lose all hope if Phil becomes a wook there’s so hope for humanity 😂😂💀
This dude is goated with the sauce. Bro can never fall off.
Bro literally a reaction channel at this point with more negativity 😂
The same day he was arguing with a gamer his rocket blew up ....he obviously isnt doing his job
$100 a month Rogue Tier for sugar daddies is a bad look for someone so critical of OF girls. Look I appreciate the topics you dive into, and I usually agree with you. But I mean no offense when I say, future you is gonna cringe so hard when he has to look back at 25 year old you doling out wisdom like some sort of guru. Maybe tone the ego down a bit. State things as opinions, not facts. I’m not saying this to be critical, I’m only trying to help. By all means, keep going. Just maybe have a bit more humility. Don’t let your dump crowd inflate your ego too much.
I do wish you'd chill out on the edge persona stuff a bit, and be more sincere.
I wish u had aura persona
He's an entertainer being entertaining, And his takes resonate with people, why change anything?
I appreciate Phil’s off-kilter spicy mood today
I NEED that merch ASAP, I yearn for the slop merch. I can't enjoy my seed oils without it
i also very much appreciate your comments on depression in the video...youre right, there is room for personal growth in points of despair, but i am also very grateful for my psych meds regimen that my doctor has prescribed. Im also getting back into regular exercise now which is very helpful as well. Music also helps so much, for me at least...i mean try to listen The Ramones and frown lol
yo, isn't it weird how people act as if you're morally obligated to enjoy being alive? doesn't that just generate even more guilt that makes you extra depressed?
@zogwort1522 yes, ive felt this before quite often, but people who make you feel that way arent your true friends usually, so just remember those who truly care about you will never make you feel less than for having a chemical imbalance
If Elon wants ”gamer status” he should just max 99s on RuneScape
The battle of the woke vs the awakened. What a world
They are basically the same thing at this point
People just react to other peoples video now. No innovation or creativity. Sad.
Big facts
Commentary Been Out Gang, This Has Been Going On for Years. AFV, Ridiculousness, Tosh.o, Etc.
I found the Elon simp 😂
@@firestara4830 Who
This video made before or after the "salute"?
well what do you think if it wasnt mentioned
@c1nderblokk Didn't watch all of it.
@ oh shit my bad
@c1nderblokk 🙂 No problem bro.
Wow not very often I see people apologizing to each other in the comment section. Damn 😂
These guys: “FUCK THE WOKE”
Also these guys: “WE ARE THE ARMY OF THE AWAKENED”
bro was always a crashout wake up phillion
'Army of the awakened' sounds a round about way to say woke. 😂 What a hilarious timelime we live in.
Horseshoe theory at play
Slopmaxxing to the gills these days phil
Joe Rogan stared the dude down knowing eye contact makes spectrum folks like Elon deeply uncomfortable. Say what you will, Joe was sizing him up and was poking in specific areas. And now we have the statements Elon made on the podcast to size him up too which will become more hilarious as Elon crumbles.
Zip it up when you're done
Failing Up is what you mean. 😂😂😂
P: "Army of the awaikened how do i join?"
2lzy:... "and then i saw people on the left cheer bannon..which was wild"
😂😂 lol timing
“…he lets it crust” 😂😂😂💯💯
The glazing and stupid shit Joe says is so shameless I honestly sometimes think its that AI joe that can say anything you input.
Can u give some examples pls love this shit
Hearing that segment of his mom calling Elon the world's genius, no wonder why he ended up with such a grotesque ego: he's been worshipped his entire life like he's better than the second coming of Christ FFS. Pure insanity
So, basically riding off someone else's video with more negativity
When you edgelord yourself right off the cliff. Always a risk of that when you ride the edge so long.
Emperor Elon is just getting started. If you're nice to him, he might let you live and mow his lawn. 😂
Drunk old Steve is always good for a laugh
elon born into an emerald mine.... i don't think white is the correct definition
he is quite literally white lmao a white south african. is that new info for you that africans can be white skinned many such cases
@@c1nderblokkhes quite literally peach, humans quite literally do not come in white or black aside from albinos and certain skin ailments
Cringius Maximus
I don't know what this video was about but now I want that Joe Rogan Hoodie.
You took a 10min video and made it 30min. I hate the current youtube meta
"Hippion" is hilarious, though.
looking good phil, love the casual look.
"America first!
Except for health care
And education
And jobs
But still...
America first!"
Reagan started to make America kids dumb, he purposely cut education fund, so Americans can't vote the right leaders, just look at those that are elected by Americans. It is a catastrophe
Elonia is 2 years away from getting his AARP card.
we're waiting on that streetwear buddy
People should know you can't pay H1B visa recipients less, H1B visas require the recipient to be paid at least as much as citizens make for the same position.
18:20 remember to touch base with Philion in 10 days, circle back per his email.
He should stop taking ketamine at this point...
damn. Twitter is dying.
Send Elon to Mars, good idea 😂
philion 2 million
Nope, I'm starting a campaign to cancel him.
Literally the most intelligent thing Elon has done, in his entire life, is latch on to the 'Tony Stark' idea and turn it into $400 billion. His ventures carry maybe $50 billion (though Tesla would have gone bankrupt without him leveraging the image).
The Alex Jones rant at 33:00 used to be super cut with Elon saying the same thing just wayyy more eloquently. I cannot find It anymore but it’s insane how fast forwarding to 2025, how Elon is one of the most hated people walking now. Whereas in 2018, when these episodes of JRE were done, shit was literally 180 degrees
Joe Rogan just likes attention
Completely off topic, but 100% agree on the optimal hoodie.
I'm in his graveyard 😂😂😂
His take on Hoodies is real af
Pullover hoodies were op for most of my life until i stopped getting my hair cut. When you have 2 feet of hair, even in a bun, the pullover becomes handicap. Youd think phil would understand this😂
Elon's mom still has her south african accent 😅
Vivek got the boot
Dassler up the arseler
Theres only enough room in doge for 1 billionaire who is somehow a billionaire despite having never operated a profitable business that didnt rely on tax credits or government subsidies
@@CssfiendWho are you talking about? What subsidies did PayPal rely on?
Didn’t Elon create PayPal
no he just tagged along with the other guys
Nope he did not. Nor is he an actual programmer. He was asked very basic questions during an interview and he just started insulting the person who asked the questions.
The only thing that giant idiot was ever good at is getting money from his dad and spending it.
No, he also didn't create tesla. He's also not some amazing engineer. I'm an engineer, when he talks about engineering I get the sense that he's knows very little about engineering. Like someone else pointed out on the reply he also made himself seem like some good programmer just to be called out with some basic questions that he couldnt answer on a stream.
Lol you dreaming or what, all his businesses just use money to hire the people who know how to do. Money from America tax payers. Lol elon created PayPal lol
Circled back in 10 days, still no main channel video.
Elon wants to be like Luckey Palmer
Its pretty obvious when you think about it. Elon isn't an alien, and the reason we should refer to him as just "the worlds genius" all the clues are there.
Look at the things that people associate with Elon: he's a creator, he's the richest person in the world, his main focus is space as earth is insignificant compared to space in the grand scheme of things, he wants to be loved/praised by the masses.....
He's clearly Anunnaki.
Phil is cooking
I wanna go to the center of earth where is this army of awakened.
No one in the left is cheering on steve Bannon, not sure why he said that.
I thought he was gonna say he was part of the Awoken like in Destiny.
Thank you for speaking truth to power with your thoughts on appropriate hoodies. Completely agree and await the drop. 🤝
"Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free"
Thank you saaar.
23:34 There definitely isn't a tunnel from Vegas to LA. All that DMT has fried Joe's brain.