And the final version... D: Hi there! Is this the Lazy Bend Ranch? C: I reckon it is. D: I'm here for a week of living in the dirt and cooking beans. C: You must be Mr. Scotty. D: That's right. I'm from Chicago, Illinois. C: My name's Corky. D: Nice to meet you, Corky. C: There's a lot you can do here in- what do you want to start with, sir? D: I want to learn how to walk like you, and talk like you, and do everything you do. C: Well, I was gonna teach you how to sing and dance like a cowlady, but we could do me. First thing you need to know about me is you gotta wear your pants a little tight. D: Oh, no. Is that how you get that walk, wearing your pants tight? C: You need to just take a look at that river and you'll become everything you wanna be. D: See, I- I just, I- I wanna pee in the river. Can I pee in the river? C: No, you can't pee in the river! This is nature, son! D: Well, where are you supposed to pee? C: I haven't peed in ten years. D: Well, how about if I pee behi- C: That's why I walk like that! D: Oh! Tight pants and no peeing. C: That's me! D: I got it. I'm making a list. C: That's why they call me the Not-A-Tinkle Kid. D: You know what's weird? C: What? D: I've only been here five minutes, I'm already picking up a little bit of an accent. C: Do you know why? D: Why? C: It's a secret. D: Oh, please! C: (There's so much I can tell you, but there's a lot that I can't tell you.) Sometimes you just gotta come out here - you can't just earn it, you gotta learn it and live it. You gotta be by the river - it's not poison - you can't pee in it - and sometimes you just gotta get in a big sleeping bag with somebody you don't know. You gotta earn the right to be from Coloradi. How's that? R: Yeah. C: Alright.
There is so much I can tell you, but there's a lot that I can't tell you, sometimes you just got to come here, you got to live it, you got to become it, you got to look at the river but you can't pee in it. You got to sleep in the big old sleeping bag, with somebody you dono, you got to earn the right to be from Colorado
Oh come on, he's great at this game. When he's working this fast he doesn't have time to doubt himself and fall back on cliches - he's got the makings of a great improv artist.
Find the video of Brad and Colin on NYC Film Academy YT. They explain how Drew got into improv. And veing around professionals like from Whose Line , you will look bad. But if it wasn't for Drew improv would still be in the dark corners of comedy. Drew did great! Better than you would.
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That hard of hearing gag didn't get anywhere near the appreciation it should have. Really quick thinking from Chip!
I'm HoH, and it was the greatest thing I'd ever heard.
To be fair, I don't hear many things.
DevilboyScooby What do you mean, audience were all laughing
@@ttime441 he's saying they didn't laugh as hard as that joke deserved. It should have gotten a much bigger laugh, and I agree it was brilliant
"same choice" HOW?!
"You got to earn the right to be from colorady! hows that" "Yeah" "ok" lol
“I’m hard of hearing”
*New choice*
“Huh?”
That was really smart!
man chip was on fire in this game
I like Ryan's playing around with this game.
Examples:
Cyclops: "No! I like that choice."
Here: "Same choice."
And the final version...
D: Hi there! Is this the Lazy Bend Ranch?
C: I reckon it is.
D: I'm here for a week of living in the dirt and cooking beans.
C: You must be Mr. Scotty.
D: That's right. I'm from Chicago, Illinois.
C: My name's Corky.
D: Nice to meet you, Corky.
C: There's a lot you can do here in- what do you want to start with, sir?
D: I want to learn how to walk like you, and talk like you, and do everything you do.
C: Well, I was gonna teach you how to sing and dance like a cowlady, but we could do me. First thing you need to know about me is you gotta wear your pants a little tight.
D: Oh, no. Is that how you get that walk, wearing your pants tight?
C: You need to just take a look at that river and you'll become everything you wanna be.
D: See, I- I just, I- I wanna pee in the river. Can I pee in the river?
C: No, you can't pee in the river! This is nature, son!
D: Well, where are you supposed to pee?
C: I haven't peed in ten years.
D: Well, how about if I pee behi-
C: That's why I walk like that!
D: Oh! Tight pants and no peeing.
C: That's me!
D: I got it. I'm making a list.
C: That's why they call me the Not-A-Tinkle Kid.
D: You know what's weird?
C: What?
D: I've only been here five minutes, I'm already picking up a little bit of an accent.
C: Do you know why?
D: Why?
C: It's a secret.
D: Oh, please!
C: (There's so much I can tell you, but there's a lot that I can't tell you.) Sometimes you just gotta come out here - you can't just earn it, you gotta learn it and live it. You gotta be by the river - it's not poison - you can't pee in it - and sometimes you just gotta get in a big sleeping bag with somebody you don't know. You gotta earn the right to be from Coloradi. How's that?
R: Yeah.
C: Alright.
Thank you
Chip still looks the same as from season 1 of Whose Line! Even cuter, even. He and Jeff aged WELL.
+Theamazingchubaness i think drew looks better as well. i mean older but... not fat :P
fun fact: he actually runs marathons now.
Theamazingchubaness Looks a bit different from his UK Whose Line days though!
Jeff is hot
Theamazingchubaness meanwhile Wayne didn’t age at all haha
gotta love how Chip keeps making his character be named "Corky" in different sketches 😂
I love this scene of New Choice. Chip and Drew play off each other so well! :)
"hows that" hahahaha :D
There is so much I can tell you, but there's a lot that I can't tell you, sometimes you just got to come here, you got to live it, you got to become it, you got to look at the river but you can't pee in it. You got to sleep in the big old sleeping bag, with somebody you dono, you got to earn the right to be from Colorado
Coloradi.
in that case got to should be gotta,
*coloradee
Same choice!
"You remind me of someone who used to be fat on TV" @2:38 DANG CAREY!!!!! TOOK THAT BURN SO WELL XDDD
Should've said New Choice after Chicago, IL and get a different crowd reaction
bliz78obrien1 I was thinking the same thing
Men....just fell in love in chip.....didn't know he's that awesome
Ryan's look so cool on this. Really like him
1:30 I though drew was from the country, Africa
It's also a continent if you're a geographer.
LMAO
@@nitedk Drew called it a country in an episode of Whose Line. Greg pointed out that, "It's also a continent if you're a geographer."
*Chip was just GOLDEN Here..*
chip was hilarious in this one!
". . . You got to look at the river, but you can't pee in it . . . "
Indeed.
"You gotta look at the river - but you can't pee in it!" 😂😂
Chip with three excellent jokes one after another
"I haven't peed in ten years. That's why I walk like this. That's why they call me Corky, too."
"how's that?"
"yeeeeh"
😂😂😂😂😂
"How's that?"
*"yeeah"*
Note to self: do NOT drink tea while watching this....
Amazing!! Superb Chip!
I wanna see Chip & Jeff at the same time!
That's why they call me Corky 😂😂😂
When he said, "Awfull looking river." South platte river.
This show DESERVES to stay on tv!!!!!
chip is such a genius
Damn. Chip has a fuckin excellent memory.
Good luck picking your top 3 improvisers from these shows!
Who else wants Ryan to read you to sleep with his soft and calm voice?
Jacob Mellark he could also use his big nose to cover you- Collin
ive never laughed so hard!
Chip is awesome!!! He's by far my favorite dude on this show 👍
*That's why they Call Me Corky*
it's the dad from jessie!
Man I wish people in Colorado actually talked like this!
"That's why they call me Corky" LOL
4:35 Hey, it's Jeanie!
Damn, Chip was bloody amazing in this one!
This is the funniest fucking thing I've seen in a long time.
"Do we have to wear suits?"
Lol
Call-uh-rahdee is my favoritest place to smoke weedies.
Damn, Drew lost weight
Nice job Drew =D
Drew actually runs marathons now. it's incredible how much he's transformed recently.
RageCreator 2996
He does? That's amazing
Quote used to be fat in tv end quote
2:35 Drew had Dagger eyes with that comment
the piano guy man
Drew did great against Chip. Ryan went easy on Drew but not Chip. It was a great skit.
Awesome
Dang, is that really Drew? I thought it was Nick Nolte with glasses.
Daaaa Bears.
YOU KNOW WHY?! WHY?! IT'S A SECRET!!! :D
Maaan, Chip and Jeff are second best to Ryan and Collin.
He should've new choiced him after the same choice
*yeh*
Qurky again?!
new choice (+=
Who else secretly ships Jeff and Chip? Jeff is soooo hot!!!!!
Ugh, new choice...
"I'm better at improv than Drew Carey." -Helen Keller
And not a single marijuana joke. Dissapointed.
Lol, this was 2010
drew is the worst at improv
Well it's not his profession like the others
bugatti599gtr that's why he always got fire at when he was hosting whose line, it's fun still and he's can take a joke so everything's fine
Oh come on, he's great at this game. When he's working this fast he doesn't have time to doubt himself and fall back on cliches - he's got the makings of a great improv artist.
Find the video of Brad and Colin on NYC Film Academy YT. They explain how Drew got into improv. And veing around professionals like from Whose Line , you will look bad. But if it wasn't for Drew improv would still be in the dark corners of comedy. Drew did great! Better than you would.
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