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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ธ.ค. 2019
- MY YOUTOOZ FIGURES OUT NOW: ALBERT AND CLEETUS
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youtooz.com/products/cleetus
Today I use my Roblox admin commands to become a fortune teller... except the fortunes I tell come true almost immediately and it's usually never what people actually want. - เกม
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Credit to Twitter user @itzjxdex for the idea! If you have any really good ideas for videos DM @FlamingoIdeas on twitter
hi I got your merch
Flamingo you are cool
Use :watch (username) so you can watch them
FLAMINGO!!
WHERE NEW VID U ALWAYS POST 2 TIMES A DAYYYY
Question of the day:
"What is a TV"
Questions that not even Einstein can answer or even a person with an IQ of 300
Tv is Tv
Idk
Well TV is A television (also known as a TV) is a machine with a screen. Televisions receive broadcasting signals and change them into pictures and sound. The word "television" comes from the words tele (Greek for far away) and vision (sight).
xd
“See, if you try to put this dog Down, the doctor’s gonna die.” - Famous quote
At 1:59
"Doctor Who!?"
@@TheEpicGest I don't know
@@TheEpicGestyour sub si 288 I will sub
"You will meet fgtv"
" *what is a tv* "
"what is a TV"
humans are special, special creatures
“What is a TV?”
“Oohhh, you meant TeeV...”
@@dio44492 nice one brother
Fgteev is a youtube channel
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Idk
"Oh well, now I feel bad"
*Browses through endless options for his death*
yay 100 likes
What game is it
I don’t think he actually felt bad r all
@@Flaming-bricks life in paradise
Lol
The great thing about Albert is that he lets his intrusive thoughts win
Impulsive thoughts, not intrusive
its both@@leighprice311
@@leighprice311no its intrusive, i've never heard anybody say impulsive so i guess its other thing
@@Sydneymotor2 Intrusive thoughts are far more dangerous than the stuff Albert does, just because you haven't heard about them doesn't mean there's not a difference
Biggest flex: i was one of the people who said “ i subscribe mimi locks “
Which one
@@LolThatGuyVR yah which one?
1:12 - for the bus screeching sound
7:10 - to listen him asking "WhAt iS A tV???"
WhAt Is A tV?
@@Andrewski4 Tv is a tV
What is a TV?
claim 20k..R💲 now efb
@@errorsans5362idk
I searched up mimi locks on and found that mimi locks actually has millions of viewers and hundreds of thousands of subscribers so Albert is a real fortune teller
That isn’t actually her though, the real one has 10k subs
@@KS-xb8ht ye
@@aeshaomar911 ye
Wrong one lol
@@Abysmal778 yes
It's sad Albert's new videos aren't like this anymore.
That's so true
It’s true yes, but they’re still good
I agree
@@leica8021I disagree
He’s realizing that his community is growing up and that he needs to make content for their age group.
its crazy how fgteevbeast2010 is 14 now
How do you know
Imagine if fgteev got this recommended for him lol
??
@@adrianothegoat i did and i don't get it
Strawberry Sunday will be here to get git
mark barrientos I’ll be right here until you understand. ^^
@@iAM_LeaphY i never will
Idea: Pretend your a time traveler and ask what year it is then say “oh Island life hasnt been destroyed yet?” then nuke the server.
Game: Island Life
DUDE THIS IS THE BEST IDEA
orangekid76 tell him on Twitter
That’s brilliant
OMG WHAT A GOOD IDEA
Good idea
FGTEEV Fan: Whats a TV?
Fgteev: Uh.. What?
Who still watching this on 2024🎉
Me
Me
🌚Me
Me
Me
"I'M A FORTUNE TELLER GUYS!"
some time later
"I must go before somebody sees me..."
as soon as i read "i must go before someone sees me..." he fucking said that at the same time
@Akilah Brooks Are you okay?
When you look up mimi locks and they are a real person:
Oh...ok
TRUE KIT- ANIMATIONS I know I was like: that’s not her
@@dragonsofty7996 same lol
TRUE KIT- ANIMATIONS I was confused
Ikr
True
8:53 i felt bad for the kid but also laughing hysterically at the same time
It feels so nice to come back to see his admin vids now he changed I feel so happy to see him like this
Same
“Oh no! You’re becoming fat!”
Cleetus: *I have been replaced.*
Albert not fat just big bones
@@stellaallaire8836 lol
Or he's just preg.
He just penguin
O
I love how he starts his video with “OnliNe DaTeRs”
lol he said "online gamerz"
@@marqusez no he said online daters
@@marqusez he said online daters
Yeah its like this ONLINE DATERS
Albert: oNlInE DaTeRS
IDEA: make a “game show” where people compete with each other to win (live) or lose (die)
i love how he said ‘well now i feel bad’ then he just killed him like a couple minutes away😂
I LOOKED UP MIMI LOCKS AND JAMES CHARLES CAME UP-
WELL OOP LOL😂😂😂
LOL UwU
Sane girl
𝐖𝐚𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭?
@ANIME PLAYS GTA5 𝐖𝐚𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭?
“What is a TV?”
*Top 10 scientists still cannot answer*
You Dum😬😬
*Top 10 scientist still cannot answer*
Patrick White, it’s a joke
Very Important Potatoes!!! no he isn’t , you are . your comment makes no sense
🤦♀️
I can't believe this video was made 4 years ago! Absolutely loved watching the admin videos
5:52 : the “hey whats up!” sounded so much like sonic omg😭✋🏻
“This dog is so powerful if you tried to put him down the doctor will die”
Doctor: Im sorry but, I need to put your dog down
Dog: Uno Reverse Card
Jahseh Onfroy dog to stong
. .Rover stood in front of the operation table, staring at the doctor, strapped to a chair. He carefully euthanized him, and went back to the Doctor’s family in the waiting room. “I’m sorry, but Mr.Ugaot, your husband, was just euthanized.”He told the Doctor’s wife. .
yep- just gotta hit em with dat UNO REVERSE CARD >:D
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly......
He hit the reverse card attacc
Doctor: o no (surprised pikachu face)
When he said “you will grow to be fat and ugly”
I related ngl 😔✊
EDIT: I'm not fat and I'm not calling anyone fat.
So you fat!
I will not get fat I will not get fat!stop saying that!
Haha get noob
nolan arado most people who say there fat need to look in a mirror because they are perfect just the way they are 🥰
*does gigantic kids*
From someone that’s been a fan of fgteev for no joke like half of my life this was beautiful
When beast said "What is a TV" I bursted out laughing my humor is broken
Flamingo: “ok now I feel bad”
5 seconds later
Flamingo: “ok how can I make this guys day worse”
Yup he fell bad he def doesnt feel bad-
Feel not fell
Sorry I had to be mean
Good one!!!!!
Ryblox gwEc
Albert: You will meet fgteev, the real one.
Fgteev: *WhAt Is A tV*
A TV IS TV IS A TV AND TV
I LOVE FGTEEV
@@brookesmith3110 okay boomer.
Omg that youtuber
Hi
7:10
Albert: I'll go get them actually..
Him: *wHat iS a tV*
That voicecrack at 0:14 already show you this video is gonna be amazing
only OGS will remember:
hey guys hope you’re having a good time..
nOt onLinE dAtinG
No
Yeaaah I remember tho
it was not online dating
MWA MWA MILKY
Only ogs remember "can i have a joe"
2:38
*Every time he runs around McDonalds he picked up a meal, that’s how he got fat.*
Edit: Holly cow how did I get this many likes?
Ha loser
@@paolacastro3366 says the white girl possessed by the devil
he had two number nines, a number nine large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese and a large soda.
paola castro shut up
@Pupcakeswell that's a random suggestion
Albert: You need to be very careful. Grammarly can help you do your schoolwork more effetely
Last night I was in bed and watching flamingo and woke up the next morning and my iPad was on the floor and I fell asleep to 10 flamingo videos😭
"im guessing these are like his unborn kids" 😂😂😂😂😂
🤣☠️☠️
にせじょけ
@@SUKUNA9923bro how?
2:13
*Plot Twist: That Lamborghini didn't despawn it just was moving so fast it warped through multiple realities. Legends say that some people can still hear it's engine roaring.*
How dare you cringe at the legendary Lamborghini
@LAX4Life_ shut
It is an ancient practice to pass down this story to children, who will pass it down to their children, in order to ward off the Lamborghini from attacking their land and taking their people.
When I was younger, how did I not laugh at this
There is nothing like sitting down with some hot chocolate. All cozy and warm at 4:00 in the morning. and watching Flamingo run someone over with a bus in a cute little roleplaying game.
*Dad: What are you watching?*
*Me: Oh, I’m watching to find out what a TV is.*
Dad: *i DONT even know what a tv is and I’m 100000 IQ*
claim 80k..R💲 now t5h
I don’t like gacha life coments
@@imonjohnson4024 you didn't spell comments right
User Roblox: ie i really like fgteev so much
Me: me too
Flamingo: “I am fgteev” *tps to fgteev beast with a Gun pointed at him”
Poor Fgteev duddy.😂
I am wondering the mother and father’s names.
I died at that part 😂😭
I ACCIDENTALY BLASTED “ONLINE DATERS” AT FULL VOLUME
ONLINE DATERS
ONLINE DATERS
I just did it after this comment. 💀
7:53
" *_Does gigantic kids😩😩_* "
NOO 💔💔
Yes queen
Albert: “Once he adopts a child and find peace in his life *were gonna kill him*
Me: *It’s really nice to see Flamingo ruining people’s live again*
@@gregoryscott6577 stop
Lol tysm guys rut roh raggy calling me for a Scooby snack gtg
oh no scoobs
3=E) 3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
I’m back had 4 boxes of Scooby snacks how y’all doin
Dear Albert, you NEED to make a maze and put it in these stupid roleplay games and make them all complete it but there’s actually monsters who try to kill them (use admin powers) and if they die bring them to hell with no way out.
hellish
Yesss!
YES PLS
@@mlilyofthevalley Not anymore!!!!!!!!
YES
I have my headphones on while watching this, i wonder what my family downstairs thinks of my continuous random laughter coming from my room with all the lights off lit by the dim light of a laptop.
“I am a genie, OH wait I am not a genie” “ let’s go give people anxiety”
"Are these his unborn children"
"What is a TV?"
Best lines of this video
My hero academia
@@xxciloxx6345 My hero *FUCK OFF*
@@weegeenumberone2 How dare. You
@@weegeenumberone2 One. For. All. Full. Cowling. 1000000% SEEEEEEEMAAAAAAASHEEEEEEE
@@weegeenumberone2 MHA/BNHA IS FRIGGIN AMAZING AAAAAAAAAA
Everyone: *searches Mimi Locks*
Mimi: has over 400K subs
Everyone: surprised pikachu face
Edit: I know that this wasnt the real Mimi Locks I just wanted to make a joke :>
She doesn't play Roblox
True
Liyaahhh thats not the joke-
I don’t think they were the same person, the ROBLOX one was rping as the other
She was a fake there is lots of people who fake to be youtubers
Albert is essentially one of FGTeeV biggest fan without either of them knowing it
i love how albert pretty much predicted the brazilian fortune teller incident nearly 4 years before it happened
What happened
Nobody:
Not even a single soul:
Albert: "DaS a FaT wOmaN"
Tihicc to
NO SHE LIVES IN THICC THICC TOWN
No she thicc
1:33 “please let this be a normal field trip!” “with the flamgingo? NO WAY!” *CRUSING ALL DOWN MAIN STREET*
Good job Albert, teaching them to never meet their idols when they’re young
Nobody:
Not even my dog:
Fgteevbeast2010 : what is a tv?
When flamingo said “hey whats up”He sounded like sonic
What time?
Robux
Timestamp?
5:52
Terraria boy 5:52
7:11 I died I can't believe it 💀😂
Idk why but I busted out laughing when he said “ the bus we gonna hit him with..” and he honked it and made the sounds I wheezed
Me: **starts video**
Flamgo: ONLINE DATERS
my ears: my time has come
Haha
Ok
@@AlbertoLluchLafuente r/whoosh
@@jeffajdsumo2366 no, you have disturbed the balance?!
Frappe r/woooosh*
3:46 I like how the dinosaur was just having a seizure
*M I L L I O N S!!*
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
4 years ago?? 😭
one of my fav flamingo episodes
0:18 : when you take your first drivers test
W
Lol
Oof
LMAOOOO
Maximus Chang lol
I looked up Mimi’s channel and she’s actually quite well known
who is she link to channel or?
@@dreamkittyplaysreal just type mimi locks roblox
Same
FORTNITE SUCKS
she hasn’t posted for 3 months
"If you tried to put this dog down the doctor would die" GOT ME ROLLIN' ON THE FLOOR- 💀
I bet the body builder realized that he should have never laughed at your fortune
we need this type of videos back
Frrr
Yess
We do need these admin videos back
yes please come on albert
i think he stopped because the game was deleted
"Who is doing this"
"YOU! STOP EATING!"
LMAOOO
do you even know what LMAO means?
@@tinawright3851 laughing my ass off
Or something like that, why?
you should be a genie, but tell them you have limitations, the only limitation being fame and fortune, but with every other wish, you make it come true.... in the worst way possible
Bro made her quit TH-cam lol 😂
5:39 *horrofiing creature kills someone* a few moments later in the same house
5:46 *LADIES*
I love ❤️ ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ fgteev so much and you and fgteev channel to and you
“What’s a TV”
-fgteevbeast2010
2019
XD
Giamely Santana yeet
Bro he's a mega introvert
PEWDIEPIE SAID STOP USEING THIS MEME
LieTie Lmao “is that a second butt on your back”
"Don't you get it?"
"We ARE fgteev's madness!"
Albert, you made me laugh, thank you!!!
“I will not get fat, I will not get fat!
*Stop saying that!* “
Edit: 2:38
Lol
“Oh no your becoming fat....hehe....OH NO!!”
2:37
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Fgteevbeast: what is a tv
You: copied comment
@@leafy-chu Ya
•{Leafy Chu•} you:scape patato rat
*potato
fgteev is A youtube channel
“does gigantic kids”
Best line
Police: AY MAN, WHATCHA DOIN' AGAINST DE' LAW?
The bus driver: *BLUE*
Mortal of today’s video: if you ever have a bully, tell Albert, and he will deal with them.
Yes
Yes
rare chance that he will help the bully
Yes🖤
moral not mortal
Albert:”follow your dreams!
Also Albert:what should I do to him...
@Itzthewolfiegamer UwU >:>
@Itzthewolfiegamer UwU he was gonna kill em >:>
>:3 mwahahaha
Imagine walking across the street when all of a sudden alberts giant dinosaur sized bus makes the loud beeps and hits you
I ate a school bus
You Would Been Dead By Now 💀
@@jamesmcmaster7525 i am a ghost
AAAAAAAHHHHH 😨
Me to!
@@Dragonyearboisame and I ate that bus a school bus going to the school to drop off students
" Let’s go give some people anxiety... "
*_Please don’t worsen my condition, please don’t worsen my condition.._*
Poor you
Mimi locks: I have a youtube channel
Me: **actually looks for channel**
Same
@Rylee Clark *really? Can u send me a link so i can see?*
@@cheycheywantscookies9740 the channel does exist, the person in the video isn't the actual mimi locks, she's just roleplaying as her.
Same
Lol same
its crazy that mimi locks channel ACTUALLY died 2 years after this and maybe the same year. he really did tell the future
flamingo's video makes me laugh and die and no breath
When he says “YA IMA GET HIT BY A BUS” it’s like he did not care whatsoever XD
maybe he actually wanted to die
Maybe he was being sarcastic
Niall Flanagan exactly
Shut up weeb
Bruh XD
Mom: UGH FINE I WILL LET U DRIVE
Me: ok nothing will happen to your car
The car: 0:17
Thank you for 400 likes I really appreciate it
Unicornpoop Poo lol
Weeeeee
Lol
Unicornpoop Poo make that 128.
And now129
Umm I just search mimi locks and found her channel look and search it
"i dont see anybody out there" only true flamingo horror fans will understand
When he Said "Yeah I'm gonna get hit hit by a bus" It sounded like yeah I like the Puzzles
Everybody before they watched this:
Everybody after they watched this: *looks up mimi locks*
melting star yeah
When you see an actual TH-cam channel: searches for a Roblox video
Me
She is real 😱
Nah I searched it up during the vid
James: (mocks) yea I'm gonna get hit by a bus
Albert: peace was never an option
BruH tHat wAS fUnnY
Bruh that wasnt funny
@@rosabella4706 uhh yo momma
@@jeffjeff1235 oh so rosa bella is UR gf lololololoolololololollol
@@jaconistrash
Ha totem
I love to see Robloxa burn upon Albert’s hands.
-a wise old man once said.
The thumbnail gives Regina George core
Nobody:
Absolutely Nobody:
Not even Donald Trump
Fgteev: What is a TV?
Your pfp- that dude h o t😳
lol HD
Well we've found out the biggest secrete ever: fgtv doesnt know what it is
Greg Allen the biggest secrete
꧁Kai_chan꧂ wtf