It's weird to see these worlds colliding. I remember the pain in his voice being forced to review some anime episodes years back and now he's collabing with vtubers that write erotica in class.
@@lawaern3474 That's why I'll never buy any of GWs figures. All it takes is one purchase for me to decide that my bank account doesn't deserve basic decency.
I love that Mel got kicked out of class for accidentally writing erotica and took that in stride. Like “well I got a reaction, I’m gonna keep doing it.” I respect that mindset.
And the thing is. Anyone else telling that series of events, that rationalization of it would have been a retrospective one, something they came to think much later about the situation. But with Mel. You absolutely know she walked out of that class with that kind of thinking. Just hauling her bag out "Huh, I guess I got a talent for it" Mel is a gem of a person.
Melody once again proving why she has become one of my favorite entertainers in the most falling-ass-over-teakettle kind of way... I sincerely hope I live long enough to see her publish an autobiography.
Mel would need a ghost writer so bad, with her ADHD it would take like 37 years to write. I pity that ghost writer cuz they need listen to her tell her life story in her unique style, and try to translate that to something humans can read.
Dying in the north is literally the chorus of the Swedish national anthem "yes I want to live yes I want to die in the north" (it sounds better in Swedish)
To be fair, many people would consider the taste of gin to be akin to acetone or battery acid. It's usually a liquor that's meant to be mixed with other flavors, like in cocktails like a martini, gimlet, or bee's knees. Also, who wouldn't eroticize garlic naan and pakora? That seems perfectly reasonable.
The gin-and-tonic arose because 19th-century British colonial officials in India, drinking quinine-laced tonic water with their lunches to stave off malaria, went looking for something to improve the flavor (and make the tedious post-lunch part of the working day a little more... drunk). That gin was the best they felt they could do in that regard really says something about how bad quinine tastes.
Ah yes, the classic Space Wolf "Ara Ara", first popularized by Leman Russ before the Emperor went down to Fenris and told him to never EVER do that again.
Thank you Mel, I now have a new idea of what 'jumping to conclusions' means I don't even play Warhammer, but I immediately guessed that was one of the factions
Pressing X. It may be because I'm american so the only food that came with us was peasant food but what I've had is not good. Aside from the sweets. I could eat my weight in kringla.
In Denmark it's all about the eel. They're so fatty it's like eating a stick of butter. And beer of course. The average Dane drinks 8 bottles of beer every day.
Mel will never cease to amaze me me with her stories. I'd deffo take her out for a beer and just listen to her all night, will I be dumber? yes, but will I be happy, YES!
Once she admitted to writing erotica as a hobby, made so much sense how she was able to bang out that quick story of a woman longing for a magician to love
LOL I was downloading podcasts at the same time as watching this video, and while starting Judge John Hodgmen's download, the gavel sound played at 4:55 and it fit PERFECTLY LOL. I had to rewind to see where it came from!
If Melody was a Disco Elysium character she would have a ton of points in Inland Empire. Sometimes she starts having ideas and go to another dimension.
Do you want some corn flakes with your sugar? Mel: No I'm good *sips from a cup of sugar* (not Starbucks, Starbucks "coffee" has a significant water and cream content too.)
Okay Mel, my guide to German food for you: Go to a Supermarket and look for white paper bags with "Zucker" written on them. If you use that as a base everything will be much closer to the American products you are used too. Cola? Only add like 2 or 3 tea spoons and it should taste closer to what you are used to You might notice that this lowers the effective price per portion significantly. And that is part of the point why the American products are like that. Sugar is REALLY cheap. Like cover your caloric requirements for about 1$ per day cheap. Also apparently sugar in cubes is cheaper then loose in a bag, however that happened.
God bless Melody. Like most girls in Vshojo (and vtubing in general) - How are they alive at times. Glass/Plastic on top of taking Tylenol with every meal is something else
hopefully Melody changes her mind and publishes a book with a collection of her own stories. people will instantly abandone their phones and computers to read (or they will still hang on their phones and computers - but only to read).
It's weird to see these worlds colliding. I remember the pain in his voice being forced to review some anime episodes years back and now he's collabing with vtubers that write erotica in class.
The warhammer lures him out.
The plastic crack addiction is real.
@@lawaern3474 That's why I'll never buy any of GWs figures. All it takes is one purchase for me to decide that my bank account doesn't deserve basic decency.
Plastic crack is a dangerous addiction 😢😢😢😢😢
I love that Mel got kicked out of class for accidentally writing erotica and took that in stride. Like “well I got a reaction, I’m gonna keep doing it.” I respect that mindset.
I'm sorry I missed this story arc. What now?
@@CodexisInkwind writing class lore pogu
And the thing is. Anyone else telling that series of events, that rationalization of it would have been a retrospective one, something they came to think much later about the situation. But with Mel. You absolutely know she walked out of that class with that kind of thinking. Just hauling her bag out "Huh, I guess I got a talent for it"
Mel is a gem of a person.
As a writer, it's an attitude I wish I developed.
@@CodexisInkwind It's literally what's talked about in this vid.
Melodys hobby is absolutely hanging out with the science team and doing sciency things, very productive
She like do Yoga as hobby too.
Rimmy downunder moment
and once again i see you everywhere wtf. what next you in my walls... wait are you?
ve ryproductive
yes, very suduc...productive
I swear, Melody and Bricky just vibe well with each other. One is a chaotic sex icon and the other is just a doofus. They’re a match made in heaven
Yeah, Mel is a bit of a doofus isn't she?
Which is which?
True, bricky is the chaotic sex icon of the Warhammer community.
So I have a chance then
Bricky is a chaotic sex icon?? I'm unfamiliar with his work, so I'm quite surprised.
Melody once again proving why she has become one of my favorite entertainers in the most falling-ass-over-teakettle kind of way... I sincerely hope I live long enough to see her publish an autobiography.
with 8 out of 10 pages only containing pictures
Mel would need a ghost writer so bad, with her ADHD it would take like 37 years to write. I pity that ghost writer cuz they need listen to her tell her life story in her unique style, and try to translate that to something humans can read.
@@ManfredDudesonVonGuy there's this guy George R. R. Martin, he's decent, he should make short work of her biography!
Mel has truly embraced her path to being an absolute _master_ of art.
Masterpainting
Wait a minute. Don't I see you over on Tom's channel?
@@valteine That you most certainly do! Always fun getting recognized outside of the Angory realm, haha. Hope you're havin' a grand week!
Melody never grew out of the grab random things and stuff them into your mouth stage of life.
I'm sorry... wHAT?! You ate glass, TWICE?!
🤨 It's actually really weird that it happened twice...
#TwoCoinsGang
#Doofenshmirtz
Glass marble?
No one: "Why food-shaped if not food?!"
Dying in the north is literally the chorus of the Swedish national anthem "yes I want to live yes I want to die in the north" (it sounds better in Swedish)
Yes it sounds better in swedish
Melly is just adorkable.💜
You based your decisions for years on the consumption of what they make legos out of, thinking it was real food, that has me rollin
Be afraid Bricky, those Orks are PURPLE.
What orks? I see no orks
That "ara ara" at the end made Bao's ears perk up 😂
A mix of dog and seal.
Wasn't glass THIS TIME
Melody makes the most insane jumps in a conversation. That makes her the best streamer and entertainer ever 😁 love you Mel
geez, Mel just wrote a whole ass fan fiction story for the bar magician and his lady friend.
Yeah, I'm not going to lie, I was kind of impressed there. LOL
Good God i love Melody's Voice. i could Die in her arms, with her just telling me about random bullshit.
Videos like this convince me that Melody fits off of the D&D alignment chart in an ununiform shape labeled Chaotic Mel
I figured you'd be ALL ABOUT Emperor's Children.
Their Primarch is a body horror BDSM space demon snake.
To be fair, many people would consider the taste of gin to be akin to acetone or battery acid. It's usually a liquor that's meant to be mixed with other flavors, like in cocktails like a martini, gimlet, or bee's knees.
Also, who wouldn't eroticize garlic naan and pakora? That seems perfectly reasonable.
The gin-and-tonic arose because 19th-century British colonial officials in India, drinking quinine-laced tonic water with their lunches to stave off malaria, went looking for something to improve the flavor (and make the tedious post-lunch part of the working day a little more... drunk). That gin was the best they felt they could do in that regard really says something about how bad quinine tastes.
Melody somehow manages to reinvent the concept of a girlfailure.
people talk about girlfailures, but mel makes even most "girlfailures" seem put together
Showing off ones slight of hand is just letting the other party know how good you are with your fingers.
Shout-out to Percy in the corner down there. ✊
That caught my attention also.
She apparently thinks Percy is hot.
@@Dramatic_Gaming I mean he is
No Mercy Percy!
Ah yes, the classic Space Wolf "Ara Ara", first popularized by Leman Russ before the Emperor went down to Fenris and told him to never EVER do that again.
Beautiful Thank You Love You Projekt Melody
Thank you Mel, I now have a new idea of what 'jumping to conclusions' means
I don't even play Warhammer, but I immediately guessed that was one of the factions
Melody: "How would that _eroticize_ them?"
He wanted to show off his nimble, dextrous fingers, and he wasn't a pianist.
Istg Mel makes the cutest fucking noises and it just melts my heart every time 💘
That Ara Ara sounds like a Seal, being clobbered to death...
7:57 I don’t think she said "Ara Ara"
Melody easily would have written scripts for Food Wars
This is gold. Well we all been there. BTW Scandinavian Food is fire. Had Whale once and Honestly Pretty Damn Tasty.
Pressing X. It may be because I'm american so the only food that came with us was peasant food but what I've had is not good. Aside from the sweets. I could eat my weight in kringla.
In Denmark it's all about the eel. They're so fatty it's like eating a stick of butter. And beer of course. The average Dane drinks 8 bottles of beer every day.
How did whale taste?
@@Dracobyte Like steak just a little more tender
Mel, you have the spirit.
The Swedish national anthem actually has this phrase in it: "I want to life, I want to die, in the north."
You might want to see a doctor immediately if you got a dark crystal in your toilet.
My "OMGitsMelodyTellingDumbStories" relays just bridged and my fuses popped so hard, it lit up the room for a second in daylight XD
Mel will never cease to amaze me me with her stories. I'd deffo take her out for a beer and just listen to her all night, will I be dumber? yes, but will I be happy, YES!
I think throughout the video, I just said "Melody, why?" repeatedly. So, a regular ProjektMelody video.
This was amazing. Melody is just such a fun person in all the good ways.
Once she admitted to writing erotica as a hobby, made so much sense how she was able to bang out that quick story of a woman longing for a magician to love
I wanna read Mel's food reviews now
Still very surprised Mel didn’t go with Dark Eldar or the Tau.
You don't shit where you eat.
"I tried to flush the Lion King 2"
GOOD
BURN IT
He discovered the lewdness
damn, a 7 hour yap session condensed into 8 minutes
LOL I was downloading podcasts at the same time as watching this video, and while starting Judge John Hodgmen's download, the gavel sound played at 4:55 and it fit PERFECTLY LOL. I had to rewind to see where it came from!
haha Mel never change
Bricky is having his "Vtuber" Arc for a while and i am all for it XD
Mel, you never fail to make me smile. Love ya girl. 🥰
4:22 chicks dig magic tricks.
I remember the first time I've seen Bricky was when he was getting his ass handed to him by Pontiff Sulyvahn in DS3. Look how far he's come.
ladies and gentlemen, our streamer.
Bricky is just doing this for business opportunities
She's right. Gin is the worst. It tastes like how a juniper tree smells.
If Melody was a Disco Elysium character she would have a ton of points in Inland Empire. Sometimes she starts having ideas and go to another dimension.
Ara ara?
More like: Arf arooo
A erotica about garlic naan? Let me read that! I love garlic naan! XD
I didn't expected this kind of collabe. I knew Bricky felt weird about anime in general.
Glad to see Mel collab with famed Brick, Tzeentch: The Changer of Ways
Bricky just laying out facts and certified bangers.
Going by the sleep/standby scenery pics on the newest Windows, I'd love to live and die in Iceland. It's so beautiful there.
Also a very clean country. So much geothermal.
@@sassyviking6003 The occasional volcano eruption is proof. Lol
Such an adorkable AI creature. Ever her ara aras are wolves.
i fricken love Melly. so debaucherously wholesome. and so funny. :D
3:31 At this point, we jumped the whole aquarium.
Do you want some corn flakes with your sugar?
Mel: No I'm good *sips from a cup of sugar* (not Starbucks, Starbucks "coffee" has a significant water and cream content too.)
Yes I will watch this stream for the 5th time thank you.
I agree with Mel on Gin though, it does taste like trees🤔
Melody is the most dum-dum smart person I know of.
new iconic duo
With Mel on Gin, it's too floral.
And just like that, I now know what a dying caribou says to the lion it has developed Stockholm Syndrome for just before the lion eats it.
just when I thought I found my magic man... his socks didn't match
Okay Mel, my guide to German food for you:
Go to a Supermarket and look for white paper bags with "Zucker" written on them.
If you use that as a base everything will be much closer to the American products you are used too.
Cola? Only add like 2 or 3 tea spoons and it should taste closer to what you are used to
You might notice that this lowers the effective price per portion significantly. And that is part of the point why the American products are like that. Sugar is REALLY cheap. Like cover your caloric requirements for about 1$ per day cheap. Also apparently sugar in cubes is cheaper then loose in a bag, however that happened.
The dark crystal comment hit hard
Awww so cut mel has woolu
I think this was one of the most random ones yet 😂
Melody is very welcome in Scandi.
Melody being down bad for Percy makes sense
Ayyah, I like one Mel video and the ads are immediately: Build a new life with God today!
Best ara ara in the history of ara ara 10/10 would ara again.
Nice sewerslvt feature;)
Never change Mel, you absolute dork.
Who’s the next male vshojo member?
1: bubi
2: bricky
3: heavenly farther
I'd bet $20 on Heavenly Father
Nah, heavenly is fated to walk both the realms of human and vtubers and still be single.
Dark Crystal is one of my favorite movies
You can add sugar to cereal to make it taste better.
the more she tries not to be adorable she becomes more adorable
MUESLI WITH MILK tusen takk
God bless Melody. Like most girls in Vshojo (and vtubing in general) - How are they alive at times. Glass/Plastic on top of taking Tylenol with every meal is something else
I would read her "writing".
I miss these two together
This was a fun stream. Like peak content.
Darling my beloved you have chips in your teeth from eating what...what
Dark Crystal? Showing your age there, Mel.
100% The Dark Crystal gave me nightmares too! 😮
hopefully Melody changes her mind and publishes a book with a collection of her own stories. people will instantly abandone their phones and computers to read (or they will still hang on their phones and computers - but only to read).
Mel went off just like an AI. Wait...
She is.
Let's go Bricky!!
PLASTIC STYROFAOM DISPLAY FOO-- Mel. Melody, say it ain't so.
Melody some how writes fics better than most professional authors
Anything inappropriate with birds is more along the lines of Thousand Sons.
And the never ending story the noting