Between Stan and Doofenshmirtz, I'm convinced that show creators who voice characters in their own shows write lines like this just because they want the fun of saying them.
we also got 2 other iconic quotes from that same episode "is it legal for a child to wear that much makeup?" and "Soos would it be wrong to punch a child?"
I imagine they are both saying it because if the armageddon became a reality, the world economy would crash. Banks would stop operating, bills would stop being print, and the world would revert back to the the old currency of trade, in which Gold had the highest value. I mean think about it.
the scene in Little Dipper episode, when Gideon said, ''MY LIGHT!'' to Stan (he actually meant the light that can zoom in and zoom out things) and he replied, ''You are the light of my life too.'' before closing the door got me laughing so hard. GOSH I LOVE THAT MAN.
another iconic quote: Dipper: Pacificas awful, and I'm not lying, I'd say that to her face. *insert nock on door* dipper opens door Pacifica: I need your help. Dipper *blank faced*: you're the worst *SLAMS DOOR* iconic.
Fun fact: When Stan says “Burn the child,” his lips mouth “Blind the child”, which was his original line before disney made them change it-the animators didn’t seem to get the memo
@@cyrv. It’s a lot less heavy to say a ray of light is going to ‘burn’ a kid, and not specify how intense the burn would be, than to plot about dealing the irreversible damage blinding a child with a magnifying glass and the sun would cause. Also probably don’t want Timmy to use his laser pointer on his friends and call this show his inspiration when he’s in the principals office
“IM GIVING NON OF THIS TO CHARITY” I absolutely love that, it’s crazy how the developers of a kid show went that far in a joke. I absolutely love Gravity falls the jokes come out of no where!
The best part is that he does have a ladder if you go to the unconvincing or whatever that episode is called Wendy takes them up to the roof via ladder 😂😂
"My ex wife still misses me... but her aim is gettin better" is a quote that my little brother and I STILL quote on the regular to this day. We heard that when I was in 4th grade and he was in 2nd. Now I'm a college student about to get my first apartment and he's about to graduate high school, still saying the same shit. Love that.
1:57 „Sometimes I think, is this all there is? Is life just some kind of horrific joke without a punchline? That we‘re all just biting our time until the sweet sweet release of death?“ The background music completes this scene perfectly
“You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That’s why I own ten guns. In case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder.” - Stanley Pines Gets me every time. 😂💀
That, and him and Bill have eerie, weird ass sayings like ''buy Gold before the apocalypse" and do that "Eeny meeny miney YOU" thing. They both call Ford "Sixer" and sing "We'll meet again" at some point. That and they're both voiced by the same guy. There's so much more sketchy, disturbing stuff between Bill and Grunkle Stan but if you wanna know all of it watch Matpat's Video on it (on Film theory). With everything in the show I can't tell if that's forshadowing for something much darker or if Alex Hirsch is meming on us since he voices both of them XD
Intentionally. My theory is, Alex Hirsch is in this world and can take for of any character he (voice)acts, including in other cartoons, explaining their similarity and all-knowing-ness. He is THE almighty god and THE bad guy. Bill wasn’t the end.
"We have the incredible sack of mystery. When you put your money in, it mysteeriously disappears." "Oh of course!" "Woooow!" "That makes perfect sense!" All Grunkle Stan scenes are perfect
“They say keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That’s why I keep 10 guns in the house, in case any maniac tries to sneak in a ladder.”
If you think about it, Bill Cipher is one of the most quotable because people are trying to figure out the sense behind his madness. Everyone else is because they are shocking, relatable, or funny. 😇
Some of my favorite Stan lines: "There are no cops in the forest. We take this to our graves." "OW! HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES! Wait, I'm alone. I can swear for real! **Inhale.** SON OF A-" "**Sees himself in the mirror.** AGH! Wait- Is this curse ugly or normal ugly?" "The plan is to just sit here and eat brown meat until we run out. Then I vote we eat the gnomes."
"Your wax figures turned out to be evil, so we fought them to the death." "I decapitated Larry King." "GAH! HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES! Wait...I'm alone...I can swear for real! (inhale) SON OF A--" (Dipper stops the tape)
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I love how 80% of this is Stan
Between Stan and Doofenshmirtz, I'm convinced that show creators who voice characters in their own shows write lines like this just because they want the fun of saying them.
Makes sense ngl
Hes too iconic
As it should be
@@EarlyOwOwl honestly I completely agree
"Anything is legal when theres no cops around" had me DYING💀💀
i agree with his statement
But it’s true 👀 i know where you sleep :)
@@bitbreaker_creator hahahah. . .what?
He isnt wrong🤣🤣
I mean…. Is he wrong tho?
"There are no cops in the woods. We take this to our graves."🤣💀
- Grunkle Stan
“Here kids go stick these fake safety violations on anything that looks like a future lawsuit”- Stan my favorite line from this show
Whenever I hear Stan’s voice, I can’t help but smile, because I know something funny is coming
Jesus 1.5k likes and no replies? This feels rare lol
That’s Alex Hirsch for ya! 👍🏼
"yes yes,B U R N T H E C H I L D"
best quote of all time
@@nekozombie agreed
I was like holup
I E A T K I D S
Finally a good reason to punch a child
i’m so glad the gravity falls fandom is still alive
You and me both
Of course. This is basically the best Disney show.
Same
Look into Inside Job
@@GhostBear3067 did that when it came out! so good
3:14 “Kevin has the voice of a robot” says BMO.
DONT RUIN THIS FOR ME CANDY!!!!
I think we all learned a valuable lesson today. Stan is the king of iconic quotes.
indeed, he's a legend. personally one of my favorite characters from the show
my all-time favorite
mabel: but isn’t this cheating?
dipper: pacifica’s rich, mabel, she’s cheating at life
Yuuuuuus why wasn’t this in here
*laughs in pain and sorrow*
@@mr.knightthedetective7435 why was that reply necessary
this line is reason I searched this video xd atleast found it here
we also got 2 other iconic quotes from that same episode "is it legal for a child to wear that much makeup?" and "Soos would it be wrong to punch a child?"
"finally a good reason to punch a teenager in the face"
grunkle stan 2012(i think)
There always good reason to punch a teenager aspecially when your teenager
Stan is just a living entity of misdemeanors and felonies too ridiculous to list down😂
"Soos, would it be wrong to punch a child?"
Their is always good reason to punch a teenager
Blind the child
1:52 Why is Stan talking about the apocalypse and buying gold. Thats's what Bill said . Food for thought
Also both call Ford 'Sixer' and both do the eenie meenie miny you
@@realboxofcrayons 🤔
earlier in the episode he was talking about hoarding brown meat for the apocalypse
@@realboxofcrayonsMatPat!!
I imagine they are both saying it because if the armageddon became a reality, the world economy would crash. Banks would stop operating, bills would stop being print, and the world would revert back to the the old currency of trade, in which Gold had the highest value. I mean think about it.
3:06- "When there's no cops around, anything's legal"
Probably the best advice given by Grunkle Stan in the show! 🤣
"You can run! But I'll still be in you NIGHTMARES!"
What a line
bruhh this is the 3rd time exactly when someone in the clip is saying it i see the comment for it
@@potatogaming10110 BRUHHH, That literally happened to me too just now, lol.
1000th like bebe
My question is what was that kid doing playing in the dump?
Im using that lol
Stan is basically a walking pile of iconic quotes.
B U R N T H E C H I L D
What is a man but a walking pile of quotes
@@DeathnoteBB"I meme, therefore I am" -René Descartes probably
HAHA TRUE
Yes
I think Stan is the perfect parallel twin to Mabel. They captured the essence of feminine confidence vs. masculine confidence in a very comedic way.
👍
the scene in Little Dipper episode, when Gideon said, ''MY LIGHT!'' to Stan (he actually meant the light that can zoom in and zoom out things) and he replied, ''You are the light of my life too.'' before closing the door got me laughing so hard. GOSH I LOVE THAT MAN.
"Darn beautiful men.....always eating out of my trash" FUCKING GOLD LINE XD
Wait, what?
OH GOD I JUST GOT THAT, AFTER 5 YEARS I JUST GOT THAT.
He's finally gone senile.
@@I.Am.FurFreak The realization is what kills me
I'm sorry, but can someone explain me?
*Let's be honest, we all wished we had a relative like Grunkle Stan*
Be the grunkle Stan in your relatives life
@@Anonymous_Individual I will... But i kinda already have an uncle very similar to this... so I'm lucky
I have four uncles like Stan. Two which are in a Mexican prison 😂
since i dont have a relative like grunkle stan,I WILL BE GRUNKLE STAN
Nah I don't want to go to prison
another iconic quote:
Dipper: Pacificas awful, and I'm not lying, I'd say that to her face.
*insert nock on door* dipper opens door
Pacifica: I need your help.
Dipper *blank faced*: you're the worst
*SLAMS DOOR*
iconic.
Haha
Dipper IS an icon.
"I've been twaumatized."
- Little boy that was eaten by the Summerween ghost.
Fun fact: When Stan says “Burn the child,” his lips mouth “Blind the child”, which was his original line before disney made them change it-the animators didn’t seem to get the memo
I didn't know about that but the line that disney chose became far more memorable.
Why would Disney like “burn the child” over “blind the child”? That makes no sense 😂
@@ThisIsWizardsHandle ask them not me I don’t get it either 💀
@@cyrv. It’s a lot less heavy to say a ray of light is going to ‘burn’ a kid, and not specify how intense the burn would be, than to plot about dealing the irreversible damage blinding a child with a magnifying glass and the sun would cause. Also probably don’t want Timmy to use his laser pointer on his friends and call this show his inspiration when he’s in the principals office
@@InsidePhil Noted, molotov coctails are safer than laser pointersn got it
When my daughter was a bit younger I'd pretend to be Soos and say "arm throoooone" and pick her up and walk her places. Love this show.
That was so sweet!!
omg thats so sweet and nice,ur a good parent
Cute!!!
That's cute!
i want to be ur child.
The humor just fits the characters personality very well, it never feels unnatural
“IM GIVING NON OF THIS TO CHARITY” I absolutely love that, it’s crazy how the developers of a kid show went that far in a joke. I absolutely love Gravity falls the jokes come out of no where!
"Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold! BYYYYE!"
"My ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!..."
"WALK IT OFF!"
ICONIC
If reality is an illusion,how is the gold I bought real and why do I need to buy it if it's not real 😂
@@vladimir-savage72 Don't ask me ask Bill Cipher
Crypto is for suckers.
“anythings allowed when the cops arent around!”
1:03 “…that’s why I own 10 guns…incase some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder…” forever my favorite 😂😂😂
I wonder where are them
1:07
America🇺🇸
The best part is that he does have a ladder if you go to the unconvincing or whatever that episode is called Wendy takes them up to the roof via ladder 😂😂
Average American citizen:
“Hey Achilles, nice job with the HEEL!”
Probably one of my favorite quotes from the show
"You're gonna have to take that belt off for the ride. One of the tools could fly off and fix something." Soos 😂🤣
“Bury your gold. You've been buying gold, right?”
Stanley Pines, ahead of his time
Nah he was buying NFTs
Gold has been a good investment for thousands of years, mainly because it's shiny.
Humans aren't smart.
He wasn’t wrong about the apocalypse coming at least
@@forgottenrights351 isn't it rare
@@Nitro2275 And shiny, especially shiny
"WHEN THERE'S NO COPS AROUND ANYTHING'S LEGAL". the quote I live by every single day.
Hahaha haha .... wait
Oh, you as well?!
Ah yes. *the quote my entire family lives by*
Gta in a nutshell
There's also "Yes yes burn the child"
"Burn the child" is something I would absolutely say if I was a Gravity Falls character
1:09 I just realized that Grunkle Stan said “I own ten guns” I always thought he said “I don’t tend guns”
"If you have lemons , sell them saying it's Golden Oranges."
-Stan
Don’t forget for 2x the prince
Price
LOL
“ *when life gives you lemons…* SELL EM SAYING GOLDEN ORANGES FOR 2X THE PRICE” -stan
When life gives you lemons call them yellow oranges and sell them for double the price
"It's me, number 7"
"That's not me, guys. That's not me!"
Why do I find that so funny 😂😂
Don't worry I did to
The delivery. Both lines are perfectly spoken.
Same lmao
*no, friends!*
The glares that the other dippers give the the actual Number 7 is what sells it for me
1:27 To this day this still got me dead 💀
'remember; reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram buy gold BYEEE' is by far the best quote
“I ate a man alive tonight”
😕
Context please
@@Zeo1Thousand nah
What episode was that lol
@@chelseaoguike7570 summerween
“My ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!”
Thanks for all the likes holy shit.
but her aim is getting better!
BuT hEr AiM iS gEtTiNg BeTtEr!!!
Butter aim is getting BeTr
"You see it's funny because marriage is terrible"
I still don’t get the joke
Not a funny quote per-se, but Pacifica's "Our family name is broken, and I'm gonna fix it" still sticks with me
3:20 exactly what girls do
"I've got some children I need to make into Corpses"
And always remember, if the cops aren't around anything is legal
And...I CAN BUY AND SELL YOU OLD MAN
"My ex wife still misses me... but her aim is gettin better" is a quote that my little brother and I STILL quote on the regular to this day. We heard that when I was in 4th grade and he was in 2nd. Now I'm a college student about to get my first apartment and he's about to graduate high school, still saying the same shit. Love that.
Just reading this comment just made me realize that I'm getting old.
You have to make sure to say “but her aim is getting better” twice with the second one after a brief uncomfortable pause.
@@mauidemigodofthewindandsea456 i did so as I read that part of the comment out-loud
I GET IT NOW!!!! OMG WHY THIS TOOK ME SO LONG??????
Jesus Gravity Falls came out when I was ten. The nostalgia hurts
I'm surprised "sometimes a man has to steal a animatronic badger" wasnt in this
It's my favorite grunkle stan quote
1:57 „Sometimes I think, is this all there is? Is life just some kind of horrific joke without a punchline? That we‘re all just biting our time until the sweet sweet release of death?“
The background music completes this scene perfectly
That one sure hits hard! 🎉
I remember that the scene came so out of left field that it was both absolutely hilarious and depressing.
2:26
"You can run, but I'll still be in your nightmares !"
Bill : _"I see you're man of culture aswell..."_
Are you impersonating me because you are accurate
@@RKtherunawaykid hi
No
This is funnier when you remember that “seeing” Bill is what traumatized MacGucket.
"I'm giving NONE of this to charity!!!"
2:37 to be honest that’s like a actor messed up a line I can hear his real voice
No I think it was apart of it
"Also, tight pants are overrated"
Dipper don't lie to her
But they are
No no, he’s got a point
dippers right.
yea, don't lie
But is he?
"I can buy and sell you, old man!" -Gideon, to his own father
Oh my goodness 😂 😂
"...Fair enough." - Bud Gleeful, in response.
I love that one.
As much as I find Gideon annoying, I don't hate him, and that scene is one of the reasons.
In spanish this quote gets mixed up a little, but still pretty funny. It goes kinda like "Remember I can sell you to the zoo father!"
“You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That’s why I own ten guns. In case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder.” - Stanley Pines
Gets me every time. 😂💀
“Yes yes burn the child” had me dying
Yeah it’s so funny
BURN THE CHILD
it was originally "blind the child" but S&P didnt approve
Of course its not s&p aproved happens everytime :(
I’m surprised they allowed Burn the child over blind the child
I love how Stan unintentionally foreshadowed the apocalypse
brownmeat4lyf
That, and him and Bill have eerie, weird ass sayings like ''buy Gold before the apocalypse" and do that "Eeny meeny miney YOU" thing. They both call Ford "Sixer" and sing "We'll meet again" at some point. That and they're both voiced by the same guy.
There's so much more sketchy, disturbing stuff between Bill and Grunkle Stan but if you wanna know all of it watch Matpat's Video on it (on Film theory). With everything in the show I can't tell if that's forshadowing for something much darker or if Alex Hirsch is meming on us since he voices both of them XD
@@burgerburger7975 To be fair, Alex hirsch voices like 6 of the main characters
Yeah
Intentionally. My theory is, Alex Hirsch is in this world and can take for of any character he (voice)acts, including in other cartoons, explaining their similarity and all-knowing-ness. He is THE almighty god and THE bad guy. Bill wasn’t the end.
"As long as the cops aren't around, anything's legal!"
I can't get that one out of my head either
1:04 I think this quote lives rent free in all of our heads 😂
1:27 How did I forget such a great applicable line?
"Yes yes, burn the child"
1:39 is also increadibly applicable in day to day life
"Destroy the Child, Corrupt them All"
Stan sounds more evil when you put this scene at 0.25X speed.😈
Taeko Yasuhiro: Ahh, wonderful
3:32
"How can we serve you your majesty? The most beautiful girl we've ever seen!"
"I AM NOT A GIRRLLL"
".... really?"
that killed me ☠️☠️
I love how Dipper and Mabel told the gnomes that Gideon was a girl 🤣💀
@@adamjustadamLmao I forgot that line😂
To be fair, he sounds like one. Lmao
@@cesarv7685Yes, yes he does 😂
As I was reading the comments, I started reading this one and then the line happened
In the original script, Stan says "blind the child" rather than "burn the child". This was changed because "blind the child" was deemed too graphic.
wouldn’t “burn the child”be more graphic💀
@@user9013well the thing with disney censorship is that it's insanely irrational
@@user9013 The thing is, you can't burn a child with the reflection off of your watch, but can definitely blind them.
Ok that’s hilarious 😂
"Haha, yes yes, *B U R N T H E C H I L D"*
-Stanley Pines
"We have the incredible sack of mystery. When you put your money in, it mysteeriously disappears."
"Oh of course!"
"Woooow!"
"That makes perfect sense!"
All Grunkle Stan scenes are perfect
Come to think of it, this could also describe NFTs.
Literally popped up as soon as I found this comment
That was totally worth the drive!
Fun fact: the guys at Gideon's tent say the same thing with his money sack.
Honestly,.....WHO TALKS LIKE THAT?!
“They say keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That’s why I keep 10 guns in the house, in case any maniac tries to sneak in a ladder.”
watching this made me miss this show, in my opinion, this was one of the best shows ever made.
This line lives in my head rent free 1:28
0:49 “darn beautiful men!....always..eat-eating out of my trash..WAIT WAT!!?”
IM CRYING I DONT REMEMBER THIS LINE 💀💀💀
Season one episode 17 Boyz Crazy or something like that
I think it was in the outro/credits scene at the end
It was in the end of an episode lol
Bill is the best Disney villain. Change my mind
I cant man I cant
I can. He’s not the best Disney Villain, he’s the best villain ever.
@@_tonyvera oh, you right
@@darkspedicey1418 Aren’t I always ?
@@_tonyvera between him and doof tho. Wich is weird cause doof spells food backwards
"when you put your money in it mysteriously disapears"😂😂
It's been 6 years since this show ended and I still occasionally watch it when I find the time. It's such a gem
1:57 Sometimes Gravity Falls Hits Hard
mable rocking back and forth had me dead
“Yes, yes, burn the child” lowkey best line for me rn-
Gideon deflects it😂😂😂
Ye
0:14 " *HEY Classic Dipper is getting AWAY* "
No friends it’s me number seven
That’s not me guys! THATS NOT ME!
0:57 Disney World in a nutshell
3:33 This is the funniest thing
I g o t a h e a r t
Holy hell I don’t even remember this. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
@@LaineMann Me neither!
“I A M N O T A G I R L”
…
*”really?”*
420 likes
"I have seen the face of beauty".
Who uses a knife to eat an omelette?
@@jeremytung1632 I mean, I have?
LOL
Those cannibals are on to something
Stan: owns 10 guns
Also Stan: exclusively uses fists
"I'M A BEING OF PURE ENERGY WITH NO WEAKNESS!"
A quote that I recently found memorable is "You can't break something that is already broken"
If you think about it, Bill Cipher is one of the most quotable because people are trying to figure out the sense behind his madness. Everyone else is because they are shocking, relatable, or funny. 😇
Favorite gravity falls quote: “do something our family has never done before. Touch the hillbilly.”
0:15
Spy gameplay
All of those lines are iconic, but I still most appreciate "Road safety laws... prepare to be ignored!" for some reason
GTA V be like
Accurate representation of America
@@gryphonkingbros847 nice pfp
@@shinygoblin4503 ty :)
1:06 The fact that guns are mentioned on this Disney show surprises me
We have ghosts demons and gnomes and a evil triangle demon
@Girl that burns orphans cutely (joke) Grunkle Stan would openly use his gun and would also be seen actually robbing places with said gun
Kids know what Guns are
1:40 the absolute best quote
I wish you included "Now meet the gang of interdimensional criminals and nightmares I call my friends."
“I’m giving none of this to charity!”
Stan has the best lines.
Remember Kids
“When there’s no cops around, anything is Legal”
-Stanly Pines
Thanks for the likes Stan
OH and also you guys😀
I thought he was stanford
@@bubblemonkeys no stanford is is lost twin he stole the name
@@codevhorriblesolutionsgami7102 I see.
What's happening here cd
@@bubblemonkeys He went by Stanford for a while to pass as him, but gave the name back once Ford actually showed up.
You can run but I will still be in your nightmares
“The apocalypse is coming soon” god the foreshadowing
Some of my favorite Stan lines:
"There are no cops in the forest. We take this to our graves."
"OW! HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES! Wait, I'm alone. I can swear for real! **Inhale.** SON OF A-"
"**Sees himself in the mirror.** AGH! Wait- Is this curse ugly or normal ugly?"
"The plan is to just sit here and eat brown meat until we run out. Then I vote we eat the gnomes."
Stress (I think) makes them chewy
"Yes, burn the child"
"HEY! IM SHORT, NOT DEAF."
Iconic lines
@@tobas6129 "Sh ! Sh ! Stress makes the flesh hard.".
Bill: Especially the fat one
Soos: *He’s talking about you*
1:45
That made me laugh
"IM GIVING NONE OF THIS TO CHARITY"
I'm dying-
"You can run, but I'll still be in your nightmares!!"
The final "I'll. Be. Watchinnnng youuuuu," is way creepier when you realize he faces the screen. He does it on purpose and that is terrifying.
“Yes yes..Burn the child…”
That’s gotta be one of my favorite Grunkle Stan Quotes 😂
"I ate a man tonight" HAS TO BE THE BEST CLIP EVER
1:03 is literally one of my favorite quotes of his!!
"Your wax figures turned out to be evil, so we fought them to the death."
"I decapitated Larry King."
"GAH! HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES! Wait...I'm alone...I can swear for real! (inhale) SON OF A--"
(Dipper stops the tape)
I love how Stan acknowledges that he is in a kids show
there is a meme someone made of a funny dipper face and limenade did it plus it’s said *INHALE* $hut up you hot Belgian waffle
@@imjustagirl1611 Limenade is slowly becoming less Daily memes and more like Emkay
@@Joetino it’s sad cuz he’s a bud memer
@@imjustagirl1611 Oh yeah… he partnered with Memenade
"Finally, a good reason to punch a teenager in the face!"
Best line ever!!!
I feel that way to hard!
"dude you lost me" is always in my head
"Dude, you lost me."
"I know.."
THAT LINE HITS SO FUCKING HARD
“MY LIGHT”
“You’re the light of my life too, pal.”
* SLAM *
I always cry at that one
That 1 took me a bit to remember Who Said 😂. I love that quote
“He’s talking about you”
Says the one he’s talking about