“Your body is suffering from acute dehydration due to the exorbitant amount of sodium chloride you’ve been ingesting, causing osmosis to occur at the lining of the cells, leading to more dihydrogen monoxide at the exterior, rather than interior.”
I wish you a swift recovery. I had a recent stint there myself. Spontaneous pneumothorax (collapsed lung for those that don't know the fancy terms). Was plugged into the wall alike an appliance for a week in a pretty decent amount of pain cuz of the mistake they made with the wire they put in my chest. Had to watch ASMR to fall asleep. Could relax otherwise. Now have tingle nigh immunity
@@alesinianunderdyne5021 i turned out to have walking pneumonia &’ my oxygen levels were low , they’re supposed to be at 95 , i was at 79 &’ not even 30 minutes ago my nurse had to come shake me out my sleep cause it started to get low again
I only see 7-10 min of a vid before I fall asleep, so now I go back for the parts I have missed. I can only imagine how much work is involved in making new content.
you probably didn’t know or you did know, but the fear of long words is Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia… I know right? The doctors really trolled when they named this
I tried to follow directions and look up with my left eye (had surgery on it when I was a kid, it's not strong enough to look up so it goes left and I get headaches). Now I feel like an idiot lol
Son:Dad why’s my sisters name rose Me:Well it’s because your mother loved roses Son:Thanks dad Me:No problem ASMR Sheesh The Most Bussin Detailed Orbital Eye Exam You’ve Watched Roleplay (Medical Sleep Light).
Mi estimado, no tiene mucho que conozco tu contenido, sin embargo debo admitir que me relaja bastante. Algo que he notado es que siempre el paciente hace un buen trabajo y en todos los exámenes siempre sale bien. Créeme, pagaría por ver un examen médico tuyo donde atiendas a un paciente burro y que salga con muchos problemas. P.d. si ya tienes uno así pásame el link por favor, que he revisado tus videos y no lo encuentro. ;)
Have you ever wondered when he said “please square up with me” and then got boxed straight in the nose lol. Is that why he says “you can put your hands down”?
Lets go, Drop those likes if you're watching this later 😎
Ok
Yess
Like si hablas español❓
Was up dire
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The “you can put your hands down” gets me every time without fail😂
🤣🤣 hahahaha well, I already know what you guys are up to
Bruh it makes me laugh cause I imagine when he says square up with me just a person on a doctor table just putting dukes up 😂
I’m crying, he said “sheesh most bussin asmr” that sounded so nyc 🤣
🤣🤣 sheesh
Omg this man on comments is the best
Sheeesh, this gon be exciting
Yes 👏
I got an ASMR ad before this video and it was the kindest thing TH-cam has ever done to me.
Sounds balanced, as all things should be 😁
I got a 2020 Honda Civic ad
My eyes are feeling much better now thank you Dr. Hit.
You’re welcome, glad to help 😁
“You can put your hands down”
I see you have learned from previous mistakes 😂😂
Im glad you listened 🤣
i love it when i go to the eye doctors and they have a teeth model on the shelf
Just make sure not to look at them 🤣
You should make a doctors exam where you use words like “phsyconuclear photosynthesis” and pretend that you know what you’re talking about 😂
I need to see this
“Your body is suffering from acute dehydration due to the exorbitant amount of sodium chloride you’ve been ingesting, causing osmosis to occur at the lining of the cells, leading to more dihydrogen monoxide at the exterior, rather than interior.”
@@chinmustache6420 I understand
🤣🤣 oh boy I might have to add this somehow
@@chinmustache6420 same bro same
Only DireHit can pull that title off
🤣🤣 sheeesh thanks
this video came at the right time! goodnight everybody
Good night, glad I got it out on time for you :)
The doctor: square up with me please.
Me: 👊😐👊
Bruh
Go outside 😬
@@username.zero0 catch me outside, how bout that
Sup tho 💪🏽😎
watching this in the hospital so i can keep myself calm from all these machines 😩
Hope you’re ok! 💖
I wish you a swift recovery. I had a recent stint there myself. Spontaneous pneumothorax (collapsed lung for those that don't know the fancy terms). Was plugged into the wall alike an appliance for a week in a pretty decent amount of pain cuz of the mistake they made with the wire they put in my chest. Had to watch ASMR to fall asleep. Could relax otherwise. Now have tingle nigh immunity
@@xGraveASMR thank you , i just have walking pneumonia &’ my oxygen levels are low .
@@alesinianunderdyne5021 i turned out to have walking pneumonia &’ my oxygen levels were low , they’re supposed to be at 95 , i was at 79 &’ not even 30 minutes ago my nurse had to come shake me out my sleep cause it started to get low again
Hope you enjoyed the video, sorry to hear you might not be doing so well 🥺. Hope you get better quickly ✌🏽
When this vid is coming thru i was like : o-ohh SHEEESSHH let's get the tingles
Sheeesh ✌🏽
So glad I was on the same page when he said “square up with me” and immediately said he didn’t mean as a fight
Love your enthusiasm. One if the best and realistic roleplays I have ever seen. Keep it up.
Thank you so much. Glad you enjoy them :)
Clicked for the Sheeeeesh, stayed for the tinglies ✨
Sheeeeeesh them tingles 🙌🏽
Fantastic, as usual. I love these!
Thank you 🙏
This man’s shape up is ALWAYS sharp 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
This guy deserves more views this is so good 😊
Thank you! I appreciate that 🙌🏽
“Read the fourth line, but backwards”
My left eye: Nah, I’m good
🤣🤣
Me when I read the title: 😐
Me listening to the video: 😴
🤣🤣 perfect. Goals were met
I only see 7-10 min of a vid before I fall asleep, so now I go back for the parts I have missed. I can only imagine how much work is involved in making new content.
This is really good, respectfully my guy
Thank you :)
Reminder set! 💜💜💜
Thank you for coming 😁
you probably didn’t know or you did know, but the fear of long words is Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia… I know right? The doctors really trolled when they named this
Lol they did
That is the funniest title I've ever heard for an asmr video
🤣🤣🤣
sheeesh, finally a new video
Sheeesh
To me, your still underrated.
Thank you 😊
I tried to follow directions and look up with my left eye (had surgery on it when I was a kid, it's not strong enough to look up so it goes left and I get headaches). Now I feel like an idiot lol
It’s okay if you can’t do it, just do what you can 😁
wish you still did asmr vids. you're the best at it 🥺
SHEEEEEESH *angels singing*
SHEEEEESH who is hendery?
@@djaygaming8296 kpop idol
@@lalily222 okay.
Sheeeeesh 💪🏽
@@DireHit SHEEEEESHHHHH❤️
WASSUP AGAIN? Love from Portugal. Love the vids, they are 🤌
Thank you 🙏 as always 👏
That's one crispy haircut. That fade though!
Thanks man 😎
mans got the sheeeesh fade
Sheeesh i see you miring the cut G 😎
This has been helping me so much.Trying to sleep , thanks very much.😪😪
Excellent, hope you got some solid sleep 😴
This was indeed the most Bussin eye examination video I have ever watched
Im glad you agree lol
Mf'n fade too clean my guy 🤌🏻
Thanks for mirin the cut G 😎
@@DireHit i wanna smack it with some aftershave
Omfg he really referenced the sandwich breathe meme
Nice vid :) congrats on hitting 100k subs. Proud of u fam 🔥🔥
Thank you much appreciated 🙏
Nobody:
The planes in the background: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
🤣🤣
Im watchinh this as its premiering!!!
Thank you for coming to the premiere 😁
How did I only find you tonight, good sir? Immediately subscribed and now I’m off to bed 🙌🏼
Haha idk, thank you and welcome 🙏
Title: sheeeesh
Me: sheeeesh
The whole world: sheeeesh
Sheeesh
Sheesh this exam is BUSSIN
Bro that's bussin bussin
😁 sheeeesh
Son:Dad why’s my sisters name rose
Me:Well it’s because your mother loved roses
Son:Thanks dad
Me:No problem ASMR Sheesh The Most Bussin Detailed Orbital Eye Exam You’ve Watched Roleplay (Medical Sleep Light).
🤣lol ok
Win
I love the videos they have helped a lot
Glad they can help :)
Sheeesh that exam was bussin bussin
Sheeeesh thank you
Mi estimado, no tiene mucho que conozco tu contenido, sin embargo debo admitir que me relaja bastante.
Algo que he notado es que siempre el paciente hace un buen trabajo y en todos los exámenes siempre sale bien.
Créeme, pagaría por ver un examen médico tuyo donde atiendas a un paciente burro y que salga con muchos problemas.
P.d. si ya tienes uno así pásame el link por favor, que he revisado tus videos y no lo encuentro. ;)
🤣🤣 haha gracias por la idea. Todavía no tengo un video así pero pronto
Ahhhhhh love it ❤️
Excellent 😎
Everyone in live chat. 102k bro?! Underrated!
Haha thanks :)
Nice giant eye lol this was real long and helpful to fall asleep to. Thanks chris!! 😉❤
Lol thanks, glad you liked it 🤣🤣🤣
I just wanna say i love the title
Sheeeesh thank you
This is indeed bussin
😎
1 hour?! Sheeeesh
Sheeesh
SHEEESH 😎
Sheeeesh
Ok that's the best asmr video I have ever seen. And then he goes square up with me and you can put your hands down
Haha glad you enjoyed it :)
Sheeeeesh this asmr bussin
Love the title DireHit it do be a bussin exam tho 😂😂
Sheeeesh thank you lol
@@DireHit your welcome haha
“Location: New York” he broke into a New York doctors office
Sheeeeeeesh look at that lineup 👌🏽
Sheeesh
This dude knows how to get my ears off 😂😂😂😂
😯 lol
this is why being early is a godsend
Yes 🙌🏽
Sheeeshh love this also i shared your TH-cam channel to friends for they can subscribe!
Omg thank you so much for sharing. I really appreciate that 🙏
@@DireHit for sure g
Perfect timing.
Perfect time for sleep hopefully 😁
Have you ever wondered when he said “please square up with me” and then got boxed straight in the nose lol. Is that why he says “you can put your hands down”?
Shheeeesh
Sheeesh
I like your vids, yet I feel I get more tingles from your soft voice than from your whispering
Thank you, ah okay I got back and forth between whispering and soft spoken for those who like one or the other
I just read line 7, it’s F E L O P Z D
Hola cuando vas a hacer asmr en ESPAÑOL PORFA😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
aca te dejo mi canal de asmr en español th-cam.com/video/luD-Rl-PUxk/w-d-xo.html
This was definitely bussin🙌🏾
Sheeesh thank you 😎
@@DireHit yw😎
sheeeesh bro🇵🇷
Sheeesh
I was gone for a week and I come back to the this title.
What happened.
🤣🤣 lol just a funny title using meme words
are those the E.D.I.T.H glasses?
Yes 😎
Sheeesh, bruh. It do be like that tho. Bus down 💆🏽
Bussin bussin 💪🏽
this s**t bussin bussin 🔥
Sheeesh
Can you please some eye exam videos with the light in the back off?
Sheeeeeeh was that sandwich good
Sheeeesh it was delicious 😁
Best title award goes to... sandwich man!
Thanks lol
Sheeesshh fresh trim mate
Sheeesh!! Thanks
This title is absolutely hilarious 😆
Lol 😂 it really is
Very Cool ASMR 💖😎💖😃💖🤗💖
Thanks
Sheesh this eye exam is bussin 😎
Sheeesh
Yeeesss 😍😍😍
Yessss
FreshCutHit ASMR
Sup tho 😎
Love your channel almost as much as I love your cut g SHEEEEEEEEEEEEESH😶🌫️
Sheeesh
Sheeeeeesh
Sheeesh
sheeeesh
Sheeesh
51:49 LETS GOOOOOO
I like the cut Doc.
Thanks for mirin the cut G 😎
I have a eye exam today lol
Perfect, a real one and a virtual one 😁
oh my that's all I have to say🤪😁
🤣 great
@@DireHit ..yess🤪
Why do I get the instinct to speak to him in Spanish-
🤷🏽♂️ I do speak Spanish so idk
The fucking title absolutely sent me bro 🤣🚀 no lies no cap tho was bussin, sheeeeeeeeeesh
Sheeeesh perfect then 🤣🤣
U don’t green screens I like the background
I haven’t green screen in months, been using the background instead 😁
Love your cut G!
Thanks for mirin the cut G 😎
By the way, I like your cut g.. that barbero’ blessed you for real mio
Thanks for mirin the cut G 😎
The tittle of this video🤣
Sheeeesh hahaha
The doctor will see you now…