Everything Wrong With CinemaSins: Sonic The Hedgehog in 18 Minutes or Less

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  • Sinning CinemaSins' Sonic The Hedgehog video.
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  • @Th3Birdman
    @Th3Birdman  4 ปีที่แล้ว +393

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  • @thelonleyghast8975
    @thelonleyghast8975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1358

    I like how Jeremy completely disregards the fact that speed monitors aren’t programmed to calculate speeds faster than cars can go

    • @SpringDavid
      @SpringDavid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hm NOICE

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Also, it’s entirely possible that sonic wasn’t going as fast as possible in that moment.

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Also, it’s entirely possible that sonic wasn’t going as fast as possible in that moment.

    • @TheEmeraldSword04
      @TheEmeraldSword04 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      They're programmed to record the highest speed they mechanically can, simply because they aren't programmed with a limiter.
      They gather the data from some sort of "re-bound" of the moving object (idk, I'm not familiar with this type of science in physics), and the highest they can record is "400" because past that the "re-bound" fails to get recorded.

    • @SpagettiSpeltWrong
      @SpagettiSpeltWrong 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Also Sonic wasn't even moving at top speed, as his speed is basically unlimited. 300mph is probably just how fast he is when he's doing normal things like playing pingpong with himself or something

  • @filipzulec4140
    @filipzulec4140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1862

    You forgot to give him 100 more sins because he sinned Tails showing up.

    • @buster3041
      @buster3041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Tails sucks.

    • @apurpledragon
      @apurpledragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      @@buster3041 You also suck as well, when did you join TH-cam? 2 days ago?

    • @thelvadam5834
      @thelvadam5834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Razh 80 I prefer knuckles but tails is good

    • @maldavis166
      @maldavis166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@thelvadam5834 I prefer Shadow but Ugandan Knucles is ok too.

    • @remyrichardson8614
      @remyrichardson8614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Tails is my favorite character.

  • @smoogieboogie1694
    @smoogieboogie1694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1291

    The funniest part to me is Jeremy’s sin about Sonic becoming a ball because he’s not sure if that’s a thing from the games or not. Like, are you kidding? Sonic rolling into a ball is literally his main gameplay mechanic. He does it when he jumps, when he rolls, when he spindashes, etc. All I’m saying is, when the Mario movie comes out, he’d better sin a scene where Mario jumps on an enemy because “That may be a thing in the games but I don’t know.”

    • @mjtruth1039
      @mjtruth1039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      Also, he's a HEDGEHOG! They roll into spiky balls for defense. I'd be surprised if he DIDN'T turn into a ball.

    • @Amirifiz
      @Amirifiz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Literally half his moveset in Smash is him being in a ball.

    • @theflaminglitten-fo6jd
      @theflaminglitten-fo6jd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      its funny how stupid he is when trying to show how smart he is

    • @andymac4883
      @andymac4883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      It strikes me as one of those sins that's supposed to be a joke and all. It's just...not a funny joke.

    • @Beast_Lee
      @Beast_Lee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      What bothere me more is Jeremy mentioned gameplay so ...Jeremy fakes ignorance cliché

  • @Oddity2994
    @Oddity2994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +949

    "Why doesn't he assume this quill is alien"
    "Why does he assume that this bipedal blue hedgehog with weird hair that can speak English is an alien?"

    • @prehistorichero2755
      @prehistorichero2755 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      To be fair, the Covenant from Halo can equally speak English.

    • @Mechanicalamity
      @Mechanicalamity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      There’s a bit a difference between one quill, and an entire hedgehog. One quill doesn’t get a sane person running around like the Sanic guy, but an anthropomorphic hedgehog might

    • @Mechanicalamity
      @Mechanicalamity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      My bad, thought you were talking about Th3Birdman

    • @fenrisvermundr2516
      @fenrisvermundr2516 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@prehistorichero2755 Early on in the war the Covenant had a team study English so it could help them fight humans. And later on in the war both UNSC and Covenant armor had built in translation software capable of translating each other's language.

  • @B_Chasnika
    @B_Chasnika 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1339

    Jeremy's sins went from "notice how in this shot he wears a green shirt, then in the next he wears a white one" to "this guy is driving a beatle in 2020?, I'ma tack on 5 sins for being a square" Ding!

    • @Cinderkin
      @Cinderkin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      That's about when I unsubscribed to the channel. It was really interesting in the beginning and now it's just a shitty "joke" channel.

    • @motorwayt-s628
      @motorwayt-s628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Why would you even sin something like that? It’s not everyday you see someone driving a Beatles member around like a car, that’s kind of amazing

    • @typea5426
      @typea5426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      He’s garbage now

    • @whitealliance9540
      @whitealliance9540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Dude hes just obnoxious... His old vids were like 7 an 8 minutes long. He literally shows most of the movies now. The jokes gotta suck

    • @henriknguyen8978
      @henriknguyen8978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      sAtIrEs

  • @1caaru5
    @1caaru5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1685

    Ngl sonic himself would be proud of this upload speed

    • @calebwinfield1403
      @calebwinfield1403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Underrated comment, Your Grace.

    • @PlatformChef
      @PlatformChef 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I know, right? It only took a day to make this video, even with a boat load of editing, joke making, and even speed math.

    • @Gopherzooka
      @Gopherzooka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@PlatformChef let's be honest he probably had the script written and recorded and just needed the CS clips.

    • @beyond16bit
      @beyond16bit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agreed

    • @MonsieurDDMonsterr
      @MonsieurDDMonsterr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@calebwinfield1403 but I made a comment like this and no-one gave me any likes :(

  • @ajerqureshi6411
    @ajerqureshi6411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    Jeremy apparently never realized that the actual definition of “alien” is a foreigner, meaning that aliens are not just space creatures. Historically, before the whole space craze in 50’s and 60’s, the term alien was used to describe someone not from your country. So even if, according to Jeremy, Tom assumed Sonic was from a weird part of Earth...he’d still technically be right to assume he’s an ALIEN!

    • @ciape7547
      @ciape7547 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      except for the fact he doesnt call him an alien, he just says he doesnt want to be probed, which can only be taken from the meaning of alien as in from space

    • @ajerqureshi6411
      @ajerqureshi6411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ciape7547 fair point

    • @bluelightstudios6191
      @bluelightstudios6191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yeah cause sonic was literally born on ANOTHER PLANET ENTIRELY!!!

    • @ptassa270
      @ptassa270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm pretty sure a lot of people don't know what the real definition of alien is.

    • @RGC_animation
      @RGC_animation 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok, but that would be racist.

  • @lunareclipse0823
    @lunareclipse0823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Two things.
    One: Jeremy, the trope that you sinned in the beginning is called “starting in medias res,” which means “starting in the middle of things.” This is used to gain the audience’s excitement for the story about to be told by starting in the middle of the action and then explaining how they got there. It has been used for literally thousands of years, as Greek storytellers used it to start their vocally-told epics. THIS HAS PRACTICALLY BEEN AROUND SINCE FOREVER AND IS COMMON IN BOTH TRADITIONAL LITERATURE AND MODERN STORYTELLING (SUCH AS MOVIES), AND YOU SIN IT LIKE IT’S SOMETHING ONLY SONIC HAS DONE.
    And two: Birdman, you missed something on your list of things faster than Sonic.
    1. The Internet
    2. Twitter crap-posts
    3. Birdman

  • @TF2Fan101
    @TF2Fan101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +927

    CinemaSins: *Releases EWW Sonic the Hedgehog*
    Th3Birdman: Gotta Go Fast!

    • @user-nz2vk9rq6y
      @user-nz2vk9rq6y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I didn't even knew Cinemasins made a Sonic video, so it is, as it is said, hella fast.

    • @delayed_reaction_man
      @delayed_reaction_man 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Right? Th3Birdman wasted no time on this one!

    • @SeismicWolf
      @SeismicWolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was thinking the same thing. Wasted No Time on that.

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      2:12: What? It's Lazy though? And a Cliche?
      So what's with this random accusations?
      I admit though, sometimes the Fans are just accepting things, but not here. It was just a bad movie.

    • @dewolf123
      @dewolf123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@slevinchannel7589 only to you it was

  • @iraqifoodcart8447
    @iraqifoodcart8447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +840

    Sonic: "There is ONE man who's onto me."
    The One Man: "He's real I tells ya." *holds up a picture of Sanic*

    • @itriggerpeople4433
      @itriggerpeople4433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      *green hill zone earrape*

    • @delayed_reaction_man
      @delayed_reaction_man 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Yeah, that was an unexpected cameo.
      I almost would have wished they did Ugandan Knuckles if it meant they didn't do the Floss dance.

    • @user-ek2xg3ps5s
      @user-ek2xg3ps5s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One PUNCH man : seems interesting

    • @oktoay5865
      @oktoay5865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      that cameo totally caught me off guard lmao

    • @julianpradarodriguez7336
      @julianpradarodriguez7336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@delayed_reaction_man to be fair, it was a very fast floss dance moment and sonic is quito young... So i did not find it cringy

  • @oryanstudios2252
    @oryanstudios2252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Jeremy has no right to call anyone bad at comicbooking. Considering he's never comicbooked in his life.

  • @hyper9984
    @hyper9984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    It really seems CinemaSins never played any Sonic game ever. If you're gonna review or sin a movie that's based on a videogame, at least play the videogame. Sonic 1, 2 and 3&K are ones of the best games ever, it doesn't hurt to play them.

    • @vaiyt
      @vaiyt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You don't need to play them, just know the basic facts.

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Just the classics? Does anyone show love for the post-adventure games?

  • @onehungryboy9438
    @onehungryboy9438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    17:25 "I play Link"
    Me: *staring blankly at the screen while having online Smash vietnam flashbacks*

    • @itriggerpeople4433
      @itriggerpeople4433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *Kass's theme intensifies*

    • @Fictionboy16
      @Fictionboy16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I main Sonic, even in Ultimate. Don't @ me for my fighting style, please. And Link is my second favorite.

    • @wyamccor
      @wyamccor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would ask which version of Link; Toon, Young, or Breath of the Wild.

    • @TommySoualiga
      @TommySoualiga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Link main here👀

    • @robp1519
      @robp1519 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Terry main has entered the chat

  • @Funny-ship-man
    @Funny-ship-man 4 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    Fun Fact: the soundtrack they use to introduce Dr "I've come to make an announcement" Robotnik is a slowed down orchestral version of his theme from The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog.

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Oh sweet

    • @delayed_reaction_man
      @delayed_reaction_man 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Huh... neat.

    • @Lans32485
      @Lans32485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thought it sounded similar.

    • @Ze_eT
      @Ze_eT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Is Shadow a bitch ass motherfucker?

    • @heftyrumble
      @heftyrumble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait, when in the movie is this? I forgot

  • @MusicDecomposer
    @MusicDecomposer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    1:42 Watch Filmento's video essay on this movie. He explains why the "you're probably wondering how I got here" cliché was necessary for this movie to include.

  • @dansgame5472
    @dansgame5472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    CinemaSins: *removes a sin for Jim Carrey*
    CinemaSins 5 seconds later: Kappa
    Everyone: Why are you the way that you are?

  • @thomasb7347
    @thomasb7347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    Robotnik knew they were going to san francisco because they knew that his family was in San fran and also he'd been accepted in california for a job. Being a genius with federal clearance he'd definitely know about it

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yeah. Jeremy absolutely knew this, but he doesn’t give a fuck because his videos are clickbait.

  • @caspergv1017
    @caspergv1017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    Guess Shakespeare was lazy for starting romeo and juliet at the end

    • @MrAwsomeness360
      @MrAwsomeness360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I never properly read the whole story of "Romeo & Juliet", but did it actually start like that?

    • @WhippleNut
      @WhippleNut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@MrAwsomeness360 yep, literally the first line of the play tells you that Romeo and Juliet are going to die.

    • @gameinsane4718
      @gameinsane4718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      MrAwesomeness360
      Prologue:
      Two households, both alike in dignity,
      In fair Verona, where we lay our scene,
      From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
      Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
      From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
      A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life;
      Whose misadventured piteous overthrows
      *Do with their death bury their parents' strife.*
      The fearful passage of their death-mark'd love,
      And the continuance of their parents' rage,
      Which, but their children's end, nought could remove,
      Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage;
      The which if you with patient ears attend,
      What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.

    • @DissedRedEngie
      @DissedRedEngie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      To be fair, Shakespeare was probably one of the first writers to use this trope, so in his days it wasn't "over done". So it wouldn't be considered lazy.
      I'm not defending cinemasins here, I just like intellectual honesty.

    • @ayushthumbarathy3961
      @ayushthumbarathy3961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@gameinsane4718 You shouldn't have done that. But appreciate the effort.

  • @simonmann4922
    @simonmann4922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Sanic meme: exists
    Film director: yes

    • @lPsychoMax
      @lPsychoMax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      director: in the sequel uganda knuckles will be added too!
      knuckles: Oh No!

  • @micahpetersen2484
    @micahpetersen2484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    7:13
    Actually, the reason that's his smash ultimate pose is that it was an iconic pose in both sonic forces and mania, which came out during the movies development

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You timestamped 7:13, not 17:13, which is when it actually happens.

  • @EverTheFractal
    @EverTheFractal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    I just can't get over how he calls movies mediocre or plays off like they're so below him he can't even google a basic fact and just assumes the movie got it wrong and yet he keeps getting confused at the plot.

    • @elsie8757
      @elsie8757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Right?? So often he'll flat-out admit he's stopped paying attention, but act like that's the movie's fault for somehow being objectively boring and not worth paying attention to, when really it's a result of him being lazy.
      The whole premise behind CinemaSins is supposed to be that they pay SO much attention to movies that they pick up on little things no one else would notice, like continuity errors, but these days it seems like the complete opposite: Jeremy _misses_ things that would be obvious to anyone who actually watched the movie instead of zoning out while it played in front of them, and then he blames the movie itself for it.

    • @captainvader921
      @captainvader921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@elsie8757 that sounds like what the Honest Trailers do. Them looking closely and really picking up on flaws I mean.

    • @gravemind883
      @gravemind883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Remember the whole Avengers Endgame "this whole end fight is so boring" sin? I remember it. Dont mind me, just.. going for as Alucard would say... an "enthusiastic walk through the woods"

  • @internetexplorer1113
    @internetexplorer1113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Cinemasins: *Does something*
    Th3Birdman: "So you have chosen... Death."

    • @typea5426
      @typea5426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      But cinemasins is garbage now.

    • @zeeteepippi275
      @zeeteepippi275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cinemasins: *exists*
      Th3Birdman: "That's how the Nazis took over Europe."

  • @tonyt1616
    @tonyt1616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    17:45 Also to back up your statement, the reason Sonic even went to The Eiffel Tower, Great Wall, and Pyramids was because he saw those locations on the Bus that Robotnik blew up as Sonic Slid under it. Meaning in Egypt, Sonic was out of options.

  • @legoworld246
    @legoworld246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    14:38 I must disagree with this sin, as it assumes that Jeremy is ever NOT zoned out when watching anything.

  • @InfiniteFury2K
    @InfiniteFury2K 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    CinemaSins fans be like: "HOW IS BIRDMAN NOT EXHAUSTED?!"
    Th3Birdman fans be like: "WE HAVE NO IDEA!"

  • @mememe4188
    @mememe4188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    Cinemasins: *calls sonic rings Cheerios*
    Me: *So you have chosen, death.*

  • @Fictionboy16
    @Fictionboy16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    16:14 "Sure, the sin counter remains the same, but not the sin counter in our hearts." That has to be your best quote of 2020, Th3Birdman!

  • @concordiaharmony2302
    @concordiaharmony2302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I mean, let's look on the plus side with this film.
    This is the closest Dewey will ever get to actually being named Turbo.
    This has been your anual dose of Duck Tales Jokes.

    • @kylesmyle4233
      @kylesmyle4233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He could've been Turbo!

    • @luigiboi4244
      @luigiboi4244 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Leonardo will always be related to blue characters in popular franchises.

    • @erinchappel1359
      @erinchappel1359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Donald owes Dewey 11 years of turbo.

    • @bottlecap7533
      @bottlecap7533 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      HE COULD'VE BEEN *TURBO??!?!*

    • @petercross1879
      @petercross1879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kylesmyle4233 I understood that reference

  • @someusername69420
    @someusername69420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    How stupid is Cinemasins?
    Th3Birdman: yes

  • @itriggerpeople4433
    @itriggerpeople4433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    This birdman guy really looks like Blanka from street fighter

  • @maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337
    @maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    You firgot to sin the fact that he called the Msuhroom Planet, "Thr Mushroom Kingdom". That wasn't even a good reference, especially considering there was the much more obvious reference of Mushroom Hill Zone, since that's what the planet is based off of

  • @DeeLeeTheOddity
    @DeeLeeTheOddity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    Now all we need is CinemaWins' Everything Great about Sonic and the universe will be whole again

    • @NoobsailerRBH
      @NoobsailerRBH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It's out, things are whole again. :D

    • @jexelbur6872
      @jexelbur6872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I’d like to see all three channels make a video.

    • @mfirdanhb
      @mfirdanhb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jexelbur6872 idk a god cant meet each other easily

  • @KARTOONOG
    @KARTOONOG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    CinemaSins: Everything wrong with Sonic the Hedgehog
    Th3Birdman: So you have chosen death

    • @Devils_Lair_Comics
      @Devils_Lair_Comics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No, that was when they sinned "The Iron Giant"

    • @Kemiyaaa
      @Kemiyaaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Laurent Mosley 𝙽𝙰𝙽𝙸!!!!!(ง'̀-'́)ง

    • @lucinavonnolaran8728
      @lucinavonnolaran8728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When I saw CS' video on sonic come up, I:
      1. Knew that this video was coming.
      2. Jeremy had just chosen death via EVERY Sonic Fan.

    • @mjtruth1039
      @mjtruth1039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Devils_Lair_Comics And _Raiders of the Lost Ark_ .

  • @luxelinfernal4875
    @luxelinfernal4875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Never gonna get tired of your waifus GIFs to avoid copyright issues, seriously that's a cool idea.

  • @billyfarmerii1669
    @billyfarmerii1669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "Oh wait... You're from TN" I'm from Tennessee. We don't claim Jeremy here 😂

    • @DJDandyFresh
      @DJDandyFresh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This. Big this.

    • @maximaldinotrap
      @maximaldinotrap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also the lines right before it XD

    • @ScreamQueenObv
      @ScreamQueenObv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm from London, England. Does anyone claim him?

    • @callherfoofoo
      @callherfoofoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm from Nashville TN and we have hospitality Ion know wea Jeremy from he must be close to Kentucky

  • @jonathangarcia5279
    @jonathangarcia5279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I'm convinced that Jeremy would secretly (or the opposite of secretly) love a certain infamous scene in Sonic '06 just because of the yoga sin. Seriously, the yoga practice is not a sin.

  • @surfangel8572
    @surfangel8572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "How old is sonic?" quantity of sins already had me laughing but the rolling sonic on the counter made me lose it

  • @jjsykes031
    @jjsykes031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Love the “How old is Sonic?” thrown in the 29 sins at the beginning!!! 1:06 lol :)

    • @Renzolodeon
      @Renzolodeon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      15-17 depending on the show, but never over or under that age

    • @Gator-soup
      @Gator-soup 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Renzolodeon I think both Sega and the wiki say that the age of sonic is 16 in the games probably 12 in the movie hopefully movies

    • @ryanallen5396
      @ryanallen5396 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Renzolodeon he's actually supposed to be 13-14 in the movies, according to Jeff Fowler

    • @Agent-yw1kj
      @Agent-yw1kj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Gator-soup He's 15

    • @petercross1879
      @petercross1879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Agent-yw1kj 16 in the sequel, it's been about a year and a half

  • @seraphimvalkyrin4543
    @seraphimvalkyrin4543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Also adding a sin to CinemaSins for calling Sonic "Super Sonic" at the end when he clearly wasn't.

  • @jester8379
    @jester8379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    12:40 I'm sure that scene made more sense with Sonic's old design where he had some less cartoony facial features, his eyes were small enough to fit behind the sunglasses for example. This is further strengthened by Tom's line where he tries to say it's a facial deformity, the way he says it could be that he's trying to guilt the waitress and make her feel like she shouldn't pry on what could be a very sensitive topic. Remember the manhog comments towards the old design? I'm sure it was designed like that on purpose so he could be mistaken for an odd looking child from a distance.

    • @ShadowKamehameha32
      @ShadowKamehameha32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah but that design was a literal abomination and should never have seen the light of day. I was so glad that they changed it.

    • @jester8379
      @jester8379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ShadowKamehameha32 Well of course. I'm just saying that when you change something so drastic in a film so quickly there's bound to be complications.

  • @AsuraRaver
    @AsuraRaver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    8:32 You didn't have to add the ring sound effect, but you did and I love you for that.

  • @Beto_Serrano
    @Beto_Serrano 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I like how this movie implies that sonic possesses something similar to Flash's speedforce.
    Also, when they claimed bullshit about sonic's feat of going to the pacific and back, using the speed measure in the radar, he fortgot about the fact that 296 mph is the TOP that such radars can calculate, meaning that sonic may have probably been going faster that that

  • @christianedward8469
    @christianedward8469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Shoutout to Birdman for giving us the introduction Paramount didn’t give us! SEGAAAAA!!!! You’re the real MVP

    • @Lans32485
      @Lans32485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Actually the SEGA logo sequence does end in a "SEGA".

    • @The_True_Guy_Who_Asked
      @The_True_Guy_Who_Asked 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Cough cough*
      SEEEEEEEGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @Sonic171K
    @Sonic171K 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    6:50 The Sanic meme is in a Sonic game too, Forces.

    • @dragonbornexpress5650
      @dragonbornexpress5650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We don't talk about that one...

    • @InfiniteFury2K
      @InfiniteFury2K 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dragonbornexpress5650 Hey... I enjoyed that game

  • @BrontoSmilodon1
    @BrontoSmilodon1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    6:13 Jeremy is one of those people who calls other people perverts to cover up the fact that he was looking at a woman's butt and liked it.

  • @moret25
    @moret25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    4:06 Christ alive... a movie being animated DOES NOT MAKE IT A KIDS' MOVIE! Case in point: Sausage Party.

    • @latorasmith
      @latorasmith 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also this movie isn't animated. It's live action

  • @cinemagraphic6324
    @cinemagraphic6324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    14:15 - *"Yes, Motherfucker. We DO!"*
    - Th3Birdman, 2020.

  • @gamewiz720
    @gamewiz720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    9:40 I knew Birdman was going to sin Jeremy for that reference to The Fugitive.

  • @AutoArtemAuto
    @AutoArtemAuto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The moment you mentioned Power Stone, I automatically loved this.

  • @SrJuliothe3rddailydumbcrap
    @SrJuliothe3rddailydumbcrap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    4:39, the reason it says 296 is because radar guns clock out at around 300mph, and in the trailer it says 700 mph

  • @schizoformographagizer6499
    @schizoformographagizer6499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I really like how your subtitles have secret jokes and information hidden in them, like how you mentioned that "that's how evolution works" at 3:14 but didnt say it. A very creative and fun use of subtitles, especially considering how shitty CinemaSins subtitles are

  • @seanreviewsgaming5214
    @seanreviewsgaming5214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Referring the Echinda tribe as “arrow guys” is worth 1,000,000 sins

  • @nolandavis1129
    @nolandavis1129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Was playing Sonic Mania when this popped up on my notifications.

  • @DeathDealer_1021
    @DeathDealer_1021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    0:52 as a pixel artist, thank you

    • @HajudinStar
      @HajudinStar ปีที่แล้ว

      As someone who Cannot do pixel art, I salute you

  • @youngsirzo
    @youngsirzo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    6:04
    Exactly. If you have a superpower, it stands to reason you get secondary powers that come along with it. Superspeed, heightened perception, no shit. *Jeremy feigns ignorance cliche*

  • @SarahTheBreadGod
    @SarahTheBreadGod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "her name is Sadako goddammit"
    Me: "here, take all my respect."

  • @TheRealJahan
    @TheRealJahan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Yet another video of Th3Birdman calling me intelligent, you’re making me blush 🥰🤣🤣

  • @patrickmcgregor5168
    @patrickmcgregor5168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    When Jeremy said that Sonic has never done a prank like the bar fight, did he forget about Crazy Carl?

  • @TarkynZone
    @TarkynZone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    At this point, you see a CinemaSins video pop up and you just wait for Th3Birdman to follow it up and *destroy it*

  • @CommandoKnight200
    @CommandoKnight200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    8:27 This is also, Jeremy trying to make movies worse, cliche. 😁

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      “Jeremy tries to make a movie worse with his GarBAGE ideas ex Machina.”
      Coined by future Birdman in EWW CS Deadpool.

    • @InfiniteFury2K
      @InfiniteFury2K 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Facts

  • @starkingprince
    @starkingprince 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I be watching cinema sin and hearing the birdman voice in my head with some of their "sins"

  • @nolandavis1129
    @nolandavis1129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    15:52 The only sin here is the fact they didn’t use the E.G.G.M.A.N. theme from Sonic Adventure 2 in this scene.

  • @ToonsyTheToon
    @ToonsyTheToon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:35 well that aged well 🙃
    EDIT: 4:18 OOOOHHH That one REALLY age's perfectly 😖

  • @Redzilla54
    @Redzilla54 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    18:25 this aged well

  • @zavodila9279
    @zavodila9279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As I watched Cinemasins' video, I could already hear you crunching on chips saying "You padding the sin count, bro?"

  • @wojtekw738
    @wojtekw738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Wait did Cinemasins actually called this 18:14 super sonic?
    Chaos Emeralds aren't even in this movie!

  • @Rasmus-Adik
    @Rasmus-Adik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    7:01 right when you got cut off, i got an ad. Perfect timing...

    • @aztecwrrior1997
      @aztecwrrior1997 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are lucky i got Premium so i cant experience that

  • @edoardoprevelato6577
    @edoardoprevelato6577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    2:48 that burn was so hot my phone almost went up in flames!

    • @JakeTLT
      @JakeTLT ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I grabbed a fire shield earlier in the act

  • @TheRealJahan
    @TheRealJahan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    4:30 Also, learned this from Film Theory, the radar also caps out at a certain speed so it’s possible Sonic was going *way* faster than 296 MPH

    • @Th3Birdman
      @Th3Birdman  4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That video was before the movie was released. In the actual film, Sonic causes the radar to go over 300 mph.

    • @TheRealJahan
      @TheRealJahan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Th3Birdman true true

  • @alainachimanatic8756
    @alainachimanatic8756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    12:08
    When he calculated Sonic's speed from the truck to the Pacific, that was my reaction.

  • @feywinterfox9630
    @feywinterfox9630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    XD that Ending! If you would have added the “NO BODY CARES!” Part I would have been in pure tears...who am I kidding, I am in tears thinking about it!

  • @snek104
    @snek104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    How come Jeremy sins Sonic for reading those comic books that fast when his perception isn't, but later shows a scene with Sonic in slow motion using his heightened perception in the bar.

  • @kejo0707
    @kejo0707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Thank you Birdman, I was literally about to lose it with the errors!!

  • @Other8arry
    @Other8arry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love you 10 times more now, for using “Smooth McGroove” during your credit sequence.

  • @Syntastic
    @Syntastic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    New fan and really enjoying going through the back catalog. I watched Sins a long time ago, but stopped because as you point out a lot, he's just sinning things for the sake of having high numbers now and is just a dick that attacks good movies to get a reaction from people defending it and raise his viewcount.
    Anyways, regarding the vet GF having human smelling salts in her medical kit. I remember reading a (reddit?) post a while back from a veterinarian, that was answering why people that get shot in movies always go to a vet. Besides actual doctors legally having to report treating gunshots, they also said that vets actually use a LOT of human drugs/medical instruments, because companies don't make animal-specific versions of many tools. So they use human instruments and just modify them to work how they need. So her having common human drugs in her kit is actually completely normal. Another factor of why vets are better in emergency conditions is that animals have significantly weaker systems and very easily go into shock, so vets are trained to be much more delicate during surgery, as well as dealing as little additional damage as possible during the surgery, since animals heal much slower than humans. So if you need someone to remove a bullet in back-alley conditions without killing you, a vet is actually your best choice.

  • @Oddity2994
    @Oddity2994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:26 he would know who lived there if he played the first game. It's literally about sonic freeing animals from eggman.

  • @fredflintknock32
    @fredflintknock32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5:57 again, Birdman, i've told him. "through his point of view, it's not speed reading."

  • @saikikusuo7937
    @saikikusuo7937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    17:06 "Robotnik should know be'eh"

  • @LinxSphinx
    @LinxSphinx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Writer speaking here: Starting a story from the end (or the middle) and then going back to the start of the story is called "in medias res" (eng. "In the middle of things"). This writing technique has been used for thousands of years and creates suspense as well as interest in the view/reader which it clearly is doing here. After all, who doesn't look at the start of the movie and ask how things have gotten this way? Why are things exploding? What is Sonic running from? etc.
    Calling "in medias res" lazy is the same as calling "Chekhov's gun" or "show don't tell" lazy

  • @mayonaise8801
    @mayonaise8801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:05 I know there's a disclaimer at the beginning of your videos, but damn, you went DEEP.

  • @suttonx3152
    @suttonx3152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I used to knoe Birman because of Cinemasins...now I know Cinemasins bc of Birdman!!

    • @blubettle1191
      @blubettle1191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kimi FW I think you’re genuinely asking so I’ll answer, I think he implies because of Cinema Sins downfall he knew Birdman

  • @Jinsoku440
    @Jinsoku440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Dude, pulled over driving to watch this!
    Edit: the SmoothMcGroove outro was worth it

  • @HankJr.
    @HankJr. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love Cinemasins, but I miss when they would sin actual mistakes in the movie like disappearing props or magically changing clothes instead of focusing on criticizing the screen writers and the the plot of the movie. It feels like more of a movie review than a mistake review like they used to be.

  • @TempestKrimps
    @TempestKrimps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    7:53 thank you so much for that long, disappointed sigh

  • @Extreme2566
    @Extreme2566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:52 Thank you! this is all I was(kinda)thinking
    and about that scene with when Tom let Sonic out the car MatPat also caluated the speed when he saw the movie

  • @AssaultRider555
    @AssaultRider555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I'm kinda sad that he didn't say, "You're padding the sin count, bro?" even though the video was littered with it.

  • @lightyagami1058
    @lightyagami1058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Let's face it, Birdman and CS are basically a couple now.

    • @Kemiyaaa
      @Kemiyaaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ℍ𝕚 𝕃𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕪𝕒𝕘𝕒𝕞𝕚 𝕓𝕥𝕨 𝕀 𝕨𝕒𝕥𝕔𝕙 𝕖𝕡𝕚𝕤𝕚𝕕𝕖 𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕕𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕙 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕖 𝕀’𝕞 𝕘𝕠𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕨𝕒𝕥𝕔𝕙 𝕖𝕡𝕚𝕤𝕠𝕕𝕖 𝟚 𝕤𝕠𝕠𝕟

    • @kingslayerx1716
      @kingslayerx1716 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lights end was near

  • @walteracevedo5105
    @walteracevedo5105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    One sin removed for Sonic showing that comic books do matter, and another for "Steve Urkel" Sonic.

  • @AssaultRider555
    @AssaultRider555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    9:18 Huh. Kinda sounds similar to a certain TH-cam channel with millions of subscribers that criticises movies.

  • @135Fenrir
    @135Fenrir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Got a rephrasing for ya that should make your life easier. "Jeremy mistakes a Cliche for a Trope Cliche."
    Love your vids man, keep it up

  • @michaelrobinson7439
    @michaelrobinson7439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I can't wait for the 2nd movie birdman episode. We all know cinemasins will sin the I will show you the way part.

    • @InfiniteFury2K
      @InfiniteFury2K 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also, if Jeremy disrespects Colleen O'Shaughnessey in that video, we riot.

    • @michaelrobinson7439
      @michaelrobinson7439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@InfiniteFury2K We know he will. He doesn't even pay attention to movies. Simple plot points fly by him at the speed of sound. He doesn't understand the jokes or why something is written the way they are. Personally his jokes fall flat with me most the time.

  • @Michael_Dominic
    @Michael_Dominic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    10:09 I'm dead.

  • @ByronVoogt
    @ByronVoogt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    15:18 isn't even the spin dash from the original games, it's the drop dash from Sonic Mania released in 2017. Enjoyed the video, especially since I'm a crazy Sonic fan and refused to watch the CinemaSins EWW video. They used to be plot and technically based but now the EWW videos just seem to be a case of "we hate this movie and here's why".

  • @brandoneppperson1151
    @brandoneppperson1151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    8:34 Rings!

  • @gameslayer2966
    @gameslayer2966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I thought that maybe Robotnik just looked through his internet history and saw that he was looking at places in San Francisco at like around 15:00

  • @Rodutchi
    @Rodutchi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    7:47 not gonna even joke about liking him now, what a disgrace.

  • @thedoruk6324
    @thedoruk6324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The situation becomes dire when ppl get cinemaSins serious
    Who y'all gonna call ? Th3'Birdman!

  • @ThePandaManRansom
    @ThePandaManRansom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Most underrated channel on TH-cam

  • @averagenoah
    @averagenoah ปีที่แล้ว +3

    16:23 Maddie is a vet. I can almost guarantee that a cat would scratch someone and make them bleed, so having a first aid kit would make sense. And if you are wondering why there are the smelling salts, (if you are, there is a 95% chance you are a Cinemasins fan), there are 2 possible reasons. First, they might have been included in the original kit and she just kept them around just in case she needed them. Second, an allergy might make someone pass out, so the salts could wake them up.