Etsy Disney World Shirts Are Weird…

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  • Between the weird #Etsy designs I constantly see flooding the parks, or the aggressive Instagram ads that always include a pair of bright white sneakers... it seems like Adult Disney Shirts are here to stay... She Wants The D? I Pooped At Disney? Most Expensive Day Ever? #WaltDisneyWorld #Disneyland
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  • @kelseighingram
    @kelseighingram 2 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    The amount of “I hate my wife/kids” shirts I saw when I was there was disheartening. Why did you even get married or become a parent if you’re not going to enjoy the trip with them? Side note: you have a really good singing voice!

  • @reallyhardy
    @reallyhardy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    mr disney dan i LOVE how you won't stand for this "i hate my wife" nonsense we stan a respectful king

  • @OffhandDisney
    @OffhandDisney 2 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    I watched an entire episode of Foolish Mortals and all I got was this lousy tee-shirt.

    • @NathanSpies
      @NathanSpies 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Love your vids!

    • @dylandwhat
      @dylandwhat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      the crossover i didn’t know i needed to need

    • @bobgavemeabiscut
      @bobgavemeabiscut 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i need that shirt

    • @britedisney6714
      @britedisney6714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hello Dallin Offhand Disney

    • @johnmchugh8049
      @johnmchugh8049 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dallin and Dan are absolutely awesome together - please put out more videos! Highly entertaining for hardcore park/imagineering fans. Yellow shoes ! Give these men a job !

  • @ChuckyChickenCartoons
    @ChuckyChickenCartoons 2 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    Absolutely love not only how deep Dan gets, but he doesn't just complain; he also provides a solution to the problem! Love ya Dan! Hope to see ya on Main Street soon!

  • @tokyomootsie
    @tokyomootsie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    “Goofy doesn’t need to be associated with such nonsense” totally got me. You tell ‘em Dan! 😂

    • @noelleelizabeth9991
      @noelleelizabeth9991 ปีที่แล้ว

      The goofy one is the only one that made me laugh because its just so stupid 😂

  • @doctorgoodguy1
    @doctorgoodguy1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    The first time I took my wife to WDW, she got me a shirt that said, "I love the smell of pirate water" because I could never stop talking about how much I love the way the boat rides smell. hehe

    • @Aster_Risk
      @Aster_Risk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's so specific and I love it.

  • @VHeartOld
    @VHeartOld 2 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    Honestly totally here for the stuff you said about vaguely unsupportive partners. It’s absolutely gutting to be so excited about something and have someone so close to you just… not care!! It really hurts long term too.
    Also, would love to see a video on Twisted Wonderland if you’re thinking of video topics. It’s absolutely WILD and it’s responsible for getting me into Disney! It’s a really interesting and totally different take on the villains, and it’s getting a TV anime soon!!

    • @Helloworld-ss5uv
      @Helloworld-ss5uv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If you like Twisted Wonderland, I wonder if you heard that an anime adaptation will apparently be added to the Disney+ roster soon

    • @michaela6056
      @michaela6056 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey! I’m a big anime fan, do you know when it’s coming out??

    • @Helloworld-ss5uv
      @Helloworld-ss5uv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@michaela6056 I don’t think there’s a clear/set-in-stone release date yet. It was only just announced during the latter half of this year, so it may be a little while

    • @michaela6056
      @michaela6056 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Helloworld-ss5uv ok tysm for the info!! :D

    • @adhfan75
      @adhfan75 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My sister went through w/that with her DH, who'd rather go to the ESPN place than the Disney Parks. TBH, sadly I think whenever she & her nuclear family go to WDW now, she tries to recreate the Magic she experienced on her First trip to WDW, (a class trip with her HS Marching Band back in 2000 or so when she was in 8th or 9th grade) and it sort of becomes a disappointment because she isn't a teenager running around the parks with her HS BFFs anymore, but instead a 30-something wife & mother...married to a guy with a developmental disability who technically still needs a chaperone on trips beyond just his wife.

  • @LavenousForever
    @LavenousForever 2 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    The amount of “I’m social disney-ing” shirts i saw in all four parks when i went in May... 🙄 you couldn’t walk 20 feet without seeing one

    • @Helloworld-ss5uv
      @Helloworld-ss5uv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Was that 20ft in between people though?🙃 (I couldn’t resist asking that.)

    • @tornadodee148
      @tornadodee148 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Disney or not, When people wear such social distancing shirts im like "congratulations, you are doing the bare minimum you are SUPPOSED to do, what do you want a cookie?"😒🍪🤣😉

  • @LimeTH2
    @LimeTH2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I saw a “I Don’t Do Matching Shirts” shirt with a disgruntled looking Mickey in an Orlando gift shop today, and all I could think is there should be another shirt with Goofy that says “Me Neither!”

    • @laurenhazlett6327
      @laurenhazlett6327 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I saw a guy wearing the "I don't do matching shirts" at Disneyland last time I went.. I thought it'd be pretty funny if his partner was wearing the same shirt.

    • @annabelleland7318
      @annabelleland7318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The matching one is for the girl, where it says "But I Do!"

    • @Cecnorthernohio
      @Cecnorthernohio ปีที่แล้ว

      Im pretty sure they even sold those at cvs last time i went

  • @dreamweaver1113
    @dreamweaver1113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Did not expect this to be an Evolution of Disney-adjacent toxic masculinity and enabling behavior, but I'm not mad. Pop off, Dan.

  • @averyeml
    @averyeml 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Lmao I took my brother to his first Disney World trip this past spring break (we’re doing Disneyland at Christmas). His favorite and most sticking memory isn’t a ride or a show or food, but rather the fact that for two straight days we kept seeing big dudes wearing shirts that said “I’m Mickey.” Sometimes it had the mouse silhouette instead of the word, but that was all they said, and there was no context.
    After two entire days, we FINALLY figured it out when one of these big dudes was finally next to a female partner and her shirt said “Oh Mickey You’re So Fine.”
    If you’re wearing a couple shirt, gotta make sure you’re around your other person lol

  • @kaelarose9351
    @kaelarose9351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    I will never understand the whole “I’m at disney but I am going to pretend that it is the worst thing that has ever happened to me” trend

    • @kenziehurlock
      @kenziehurlock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      My brother has this whole trope that of you go to Disney as an adult without children you're weird. He's very wrong. Disney is fun for everyone.

    • @tornadodee148
      @tornadodee148 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Toxicity in people dosent always make sense believe me😒🤷‍♀️

    • @CaptainCoolzCT-
      @CaptainCoolzCT- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I mean, if I was at Disney, I would kind of feel bad supporting the company money-wise because of how much they’ve done to hurt my favourite franchises. The Star Wars Sequels are really bad, for example.

    • @buckylovesplums_6731
      @buckylovesplums_6731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CaptainCoolzCT- then why do you bother going there?

    • @CaptainCoolzCT-
      @CaptainCoolzCT- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@buckylovesplums_6731 some people are invited with their friends or family, and don’t want to disappoint them.

  • @The-True-KingYT
    @The-True-KingYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    most dads: "I'm just here to pay for everything"
    me in the future as a dad to my wife: *OMG CUSTOM LIGHTSABER I NEED IT I NEED IT BABEEEEE!!!*

    • @galli0
      @galli0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't marry your child 😅😂

    • @brittniep9219
      @brittniep9219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Much better! 😊 Those guys wearing those shirts are usually the most boring people on the planet

  • @ryanpopp4943
    @ryanpopp4943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    As a cast member- I see literally all of these shirts about 50 times a day 💀 I mean some of them are funny, but some of them are just so weird… c’mon guys, there are better options!

  • @bluegold1026
    @bluegold1026 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Nailed it, Dan. First impressions are everything, even at Disney. What you wear says a lot about you, especially when you wear one of the inappropriate shirts you showcased.

  • @Cyannas
    @Cyannas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Guilty…I let my husband go to WDW wearing “I don’t do matching shirts.” But in my defense, I was wearing “I do.” and our kid was wearing “Me too”.

  • @KathrynBurke713
    @KathrynBurke713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    My sister wanted us to have matching shirts for when we went to Disneyland for my bachelorette party, and she showed me a few designs to see which I liked. A few of them where "bride tribe" which is a term I'm not a fan of. Instead we went with tank tops that had a silhouette of a princess that was covered in glitter, and the name of what you were in the party. I got Belle, with Bride written under it. It's a nice shirt and It's still in good condition 2 years later. Seeing this video now makes me appreciate the effort she put in to find the shirts even more cause now I'm pretty sure she had to wade through some pretty horrible ones to get what we went with!
    Also checked out your shirt store, and that Kingdom Hearts/Haunted Mansion is extremely tempting for me to buy. Love the design!

  • @KassMcCormack
    @KassMcCormack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    I will never understand being in a relationship with someone who is going to be super passive aggressive about participating in something that makes you happy. I have literally broken up with people just because they got weird when I asked if they wanted to go to Disneyland with me (that I would be paying for) and started acting like it was some massive burden that they were taking on just to please me. If we go to Disney together and you're not at the very least TRYING to have fun, then this won't work. (This is why I'm glad my current partner is just as big of a Disney nerd as I am if not bigger. And I mean he was literally in a Dapper Dans inspired barbershop quartet in college. That is the level of Disney nerd I am with. AND I LOVE IT!)

    • @leota999
      @leota999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Who would say no to a Disneyland trip, especially a FREE one? Crazy people.

    • @KassMcCormack
      @KassMcCormack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@leota999 People who hate fun and the laughter of children! And I want nothing to do with them!

    • @leota999
      @leota999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KassMcCormack same, girl!

    • @KassMcCormack
      @KassMcCormack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@leota999 People think it's petty. But petty is as petty does! And I take my Disney very seriously! I even have my dream Disney wedding planned! Including a rehearsal dinner at 21 Royal!

    • @averyeml
      @averyeml 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@KassMcCormack idk, I feel like the people who thinks it petty are the people who hate “Disney adults.” If you said you broke up with someone who didn’t like hiking as much as you, or who didn’t like traveling the world as much as you, they wouldn’t bat an eye.

  • @averyeml
    @averyeml 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I’m personally more of a Disneybounding or aesthetic dresser upper for the parks than I am a graphic tee person, but I do have a “the mountains are calling me and I must go” with the various mountain rides, and I’d buy a Spud Muffin kind of shirt in a heartbeat rather than the booze+Disney kind

  • @mandi3178
    @mandi3178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Okay... but now I'm considering making my husband a "My Favorite Disney Villain is my Wife" shirt to wear on our honeymoon...
    But I definitely embrace and call myself a villain.

  • @shinyagumon7015
    @shinyagumon7015 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Seeing these shirts always makes me wonder: Isn't that just a massive Copyright violation?
    Disney Characters as wine classes are still Disney Characters.

    • @TheGreyTurtleEntertainment
      @TheGreyTurtleEntertainment 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Disney marketing is getting kickbacks. That's my theory and I'm sticking to it XD

    • @JonathanGaeta
      @JonathanGaeta 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The only shirts I wear at Disney are ones that I bought from the Disney Store, Kohl’s, Walmart, Target, etc.

    • @robinmacfarlane9719
      @robinmacfarlane9719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Technically it is. Some of the designs fall under fair use, not all do. Disney will go after sellers but for the more popular items, they just create their own version to make money off of.

    • @Floperella881
      @Floperella881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's under parody so it's legal

    • @idk-nq7pv
      @idk-nq7pv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think it's just that they just don't care enough to sue every small seller. Imagine how much time and money that would take them. They might go after the big sellers with a lot of traction, but there's no way they'd be able to get every single seller out there.

  • @ellapowell3437
    @ellapowell3437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I just got back from Disney literally two days and I was losing my mind at all the "I hate Disney and my wife" shirts

  • @icantthinkofanything798
    @icantthinkofanything798 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    You have got the most infectious laugh I've ever heard a TH-camr have. This wouldn't be nearly as funny without them. It's like I'm googling these with my friend

  • @xompeii
    @xompeii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I had 1 annual pass, and the year I went there were 3 separate measles outbreaks in the parks. There really should be measles merch.

  • @skippermatt7939
    @skippermatt7939 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The funniest official couples shirts are "Power Couple" with Mickey's shorts and Minnie's skirt. Because if you aren't together you're basically wearing a shirt that says "power bottom"
    Your analysis of the negative vibe passive aggressive men's shirts is spot on.

  • @Jellyyfishyy
    @Jellyyfishyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I hate these shirts. I work at DL and I have to see them every day 😭 As much as I dislike the word “cheugy”, I feel that’s the only way I can describe them. They all look way too similar and tacky as hell.

  • @ElyseExplosion
    @ElyseExplosion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    For $10.96 if you don't buy that Spud Muffin shirt I don't even know. 😂
    There is something dangerous about a Disney adult with a Cricut. It can be used for good but also for absolute evil.

  • @ManzaMediaTV
    @ManzaMediaTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    This episode had me laughing outlaid multiple times at how Dan describes people who might wear some of these horrific shirts. Thanks for the laughter, Dan!

  • @user-vt8kz1ll7b
    @user-vt8kz1ll7b 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    These have the opposite energy of “how do you do, fellow kids?” meme.

  • @Cheezbuckets
    @Cheezbuckets 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    There’s something so funny about the “she wants the D” shirt being in glitter text… Like, I’m sure it was thrown together by the creator with very little thought (and, giant disclaimer, of course men and masculine people can wear glitter; it’s glitter, not a magic anti-man ray), but the image of a guy so desperate to show how manly he is and how his lady partner’s totally wild for his, uh, manly traits, but it’s on a glitter tank top… What an image that presents! XD

    • @tornadodee148
      @tornadodee148 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg yes your so right hahaha 🤣

  • @candrayoung9967
    @candrayoung9967 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I felt that shoe rant in my sole. 😂

  • @littlelistmaker
    @littlelistmaker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    When I worked in child care TWO families (one small town executive-level parents, one where the dad owned a used car dealership or something) whose kids were there from open to close every day (6:45 am to 5:30 pm) took a week off to go to Disney without their kids, who were still in child care every day. These poor kids essentially worked a 55 hour week with how long they were in child care, but no trip for them!

    • @KayleeFarnes
      @KayleeFarnes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's so sad! I love taking my kids to Disney parks. My husband and I might be going for two days alone for our anniversary and I feel weird about leaving the kids because they love it so much.

  • @bradleyh7582
    @bradleyh7582 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Can we talk about the price range on those shirts? Some for $8 and then some for like $30!

    • @dancersupreme3023
      @dancersupreme3023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The $8 ones are just to buy design on the shirt as a digital avg to make it yourself using machines like a Cricut and some heat transfer vinyl that works on shirts.
      The $30 ones get shipped to you as the actual shirt with the design on it.
      Just depends what the buyer likes to do.

  • @fatalynn7
    @fatalynn7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    TIL I desperately need more Dan Singing in my life. Also, here goes “how far I’ll go” stuck in my head again for the millionth time since going to Disney two months ago. Worth it tho.

  • @unseengrub
    @unseengrub 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That Mr Potatohead shirt though is something that I didn't know I wanted. Thank you fellow ginger beard man.

  • @hadleystrainge
    @hadleystrainge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    you hit the nail on the head with the bad SNL sketch line, all of this looks like something the production designers on SNL would come up with

  • @alexajoy5688
    @alexajoy5688 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    When we went to Disney me and my dad got shirts that said “spoiled” and “broke” (my dad loves Disney too) but we mostly just took it as a joke and got some funny photos of them lol. Love your videos!

  • @bluefox8011
    @bluefox8011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That is something I have never thought about but must be true. Disney theme parks are so American to make you believe there can't possibly be that much poop around at all times at Disney. It's so clean and beautiful it's truly magical.

  • @ryanneclaritas
    @ryanneclaritas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "I love my wife and disneyworld- so what?" is the best part of this video.

    • @ryanneclaritas
      @ryanneclaritas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PS- active fathers are incredibly masculine!! That's why men holding babies are so attractive!

  • @FalconFighterPilot1013
    @FalconFighterPilot1013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I can’t go to Disneyland once without seeing a dad wearing a “my wallet is now empty because of Disneyland” shirt

  • @DGCpicturesEntertainment
    @DGCpicturesEntertainment 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Love how this was basically a really long ad 4 Dan's store. 😂🤣😂

  • @bethanymccleland5348
    @bethanymccleland5348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dan, great video as usual! My husband and I took a trip to Disney World with 4 other adults and our then-toddler son. We wanted to make matching shirts but do something a little bit different. We all chose our favorite Disney movie quote and made the shirts in matching colors. My husband was less than thrilled about the trip…July was the only time we could all go together, and it was the 4th time we had been to Disney in the past few years. As soon as we asked for his quote for his shirt, he quoted Olaf’s “Some people are worth melting for” to indicate both that the summer trip was not ideal BUT that it was absolutely worth it for me and our friends. We’re totally worth melting for. ❤️
    We got so many complements on the shirts; the photos are great, every princess commented on our quotes and he turned a grumpy dad moment into a sweet, funny way to show his family he loved them.

  • @laurendisney
    @laurendisney 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I absolutely need that "This Mom Runs on Coffee and Disney" shirt... just in black with hot pink or red letters!

  • @haleyg6991
    @haleyg6991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Love the country bear's new look with the buzz lightyear glasses. Goes well with his beautiful hair.

  • @ItsNataliabell
    @ItsNataliabell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I’m so glad this video was made, PLEASE call out these awful shirts. 😂

  • @warriorseamonkey1693
    @warriorseamonkey1693 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Ive seen some pretty sus shirts in my history of visiting theme parks.

    • @laughingcanadian4961
      @laughingcanadian4961 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dont think they sell it at parks but have you seen the line king t shirt

  • @maddiejoy6619
    @maddiejoy6619 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I've only been to Disney once (which makes me sad). I saw so many gross looking middle aged men wearing shirts with Goofy on them that said "Super Hunk." It didn't even make sense. Goofy isn't a hunk.

  • @SproingyLemming
    @SproingyLemming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The shoe comment made me feel so seen. Gel inserts for all!

  • @jzanderk
    @jzanderk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I work at Disneyland and I clicked on this video so fast 😂 I've been wondering for YEARS where people buy these shirts, why did I never think of etsy lol

  • @robinmacfarlane9719
    @robinmacfarlane9719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Mom and I got dad the “I’m just here to pay for everything” shirt as a joke. He does find it funny & does wear it to the park. Mom and I enjoy the parks more than he does. He likes spending time with her/seeing her happy.

  • @marymohr2799
    @marymohr2799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Disney Parks are meant for families, with means kids. People can do what they want, but I can't see the appeal of wearing an inappropriate shirt to a park that is largely targeted towards children.

    • @Aster_Risk
      @Aster_Risk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly. The park is all ages, which means kids. The sex and alcohol shirts are so immature.

  • @pearlietook1029
    @pearlietook1029 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Thank you for calling out all of the weirdly toxic masculinity shirts. I don't know why or how people enjoy things by pretending to not enjoy them.
    Also you have a great laugh

    • @Aster_Risk
      @Aster_Risk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's so stupid. I don't like Disney very much, but if I was going to one of the parks no way would I be a miserable jerk about it. "Poor me. I'm privileged enough to go to an expensive theme park that millions of people never will never get to visit." 🙄

  • @ThatOneOtherFangirl
    @ThatOneOtherFangirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love this! I wondered how deep the rabbit hole went, I tend to avoid these kinds of shirts and I'm glad Dan is brave enough to go through it!

  • @GingerSnape46
    @GingerSnape46 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You ask this guy if he enjoys a good laugh, he'll probably break out into "I Love to Laugh" from Mary Poppins.

  • @ReturnOf2008
    @ReturnOf2008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Meanwhile when I planned a trip, I was worried about making my boyfriend wear too many matching shirts and he actually didn’t care. He would have worn matching shirts every day if I asked :)

    • @Helloworld-ss5uv
      @Helloworld-ss5uv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Relationship goals. 👍 sometimes sacrifices are made, other times sacrifices don’t even need to be made

  • @tavioka_pudding
    @tavioka_pudding 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:22 -internally screams upon realizing he doesn’t know what that shirt actually means -
    - screams intensify upon realizing the shirt is being marketed at Disney adults who don’t know the meaning -
    It’s not referring to the park maps…it’s- oh no

  • @ebmosier1
    @ebmosier1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Former Cast Member, can confirm that I saw all of these shirts on a daily basis.
    Every. Last. One.
    Oh, the memories.

  • @user-uc6up8em9v
    @user-uc6up8em9v 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    10000000% agree with you about the negative shirts. Soooo cringy. It's always people trying to prove how "cool" they are.

  • @haleyg6991
    @haleyg6991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Disney Dan is the epitome of cool dad

  • @KayleeFarnes
    @KayleeFarnes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My (least) favorite shirts I saw back in March when masks were mandated was a whole family wearing matching "Maskhole" shirts while also being the worst at wearing their masks. And we saw them all day. 😄

  • @judibickford5306
    @judibickford5306 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My husband and I wore some official Disney shirts when we went on our Walt Disney World vacation last September. I did wear a shirt that I bought off of Amazon that said "Never Grow Up!"
    As usual Dan, your laughter is infectious and you are a BEYOND COOL DAD!

  • @bradleyh7582
    @bradleyh7582 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Dan turns against Disney Etsy!!!! Love it

  • @thetwistedsamurai
    @thetwistedsamurai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Never knew how much I needed Disney Dan giving dating advice.

  • @sarahlamper5701
    @sarahlamper5701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    DISNEY 👏DAN 👏DESTROYING 👏EMOTIONALLY 👏UNAVAILABLE👏 DAD 👏STEREOTYPES 👏 we love a king that promotes healthy loving relationships with good communication and happy vibes 😌😌😌😌

  • @CinnamonGrrlErin1
    @CinnamonGrrlErin1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I wish there was a Friends episode where they all got drunk at WDW. Like a grownup sequel to the TGIF/WDW crossovers lol

  • @jonathanpease115
    @jonathanpease115 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This episode was on another level hahaha. The cool dad segment, the poop discussion, the music behind the Finding Nemo shirt. The editing was especially great. Thanks for deep diving for us, I felt embarrassed as a human being that these shirts even existed 😂 The question “whyyyyy” never felt more appropriate haha.

  • @myfamilyiscrazy
    @myfamilyiscrazy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I got a shirt from TeePublic that has the Goose from Untitled Goose Game on it wearing a Mickey ear hat with a Mickey pretzel in its mouth, with the to-do list from the game underneath that reads: to do list: Steal pretzel from child. It's a reference to a pretty infamous Facebook post complaining about childless adults at WDW. I also saw a design that said "Epcot" in that classic 90s Barbie font, and it's such an obscure reference that almost nobody will get, but I should have bought it.

  • @pamelamays4186
    @pamelamays4186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Some of these shirts could get you kicked out of a Disney park.

  • @sdebord8707
    @sdebord8707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Dan is not here for toxic masculinity on your Disney shirts

  • @Drebe73
    @Drebe73 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thanks for calling out this trash trend.

  • @expensivepink7
    @expensivepink7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LMAO THE "FREEDOM" MICKEY ONEEEE!!! WHO IS THE TARGET DEMOGRAPHIC!!?!? disney adult soldiers!?!?!

    • @Aster_Risk
      @Aster_Risk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There's a creepy amount of conservative Disney fans, so probably them.

  • @Uss-Rylanor-the-Dreadnought
    @Uss-Rylanor-the-Dreadnought 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Adult Disney Shirts Has The Weirdest & Terrible Dad Jokes

  • @thedisneykid5751
    @thedisneykid5751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So we went to Disney in October and I made the stupid mistake of wearing my converse. We were down there for a week and they were the only shoes that I brought because I wear them all the time and they don’t hurt my feet. By the third day, my feet were hurting so bad that me and my dad went to a Walgreens and had to buy gel insoles. Even thought my feet we’re killing me, we had a lot of fun and the 50th anniversary celebrations were amazing. Next time we go, I’ll be smart and not make the decision to wear converse for a whole Disney trip again. 😂

  • @CesarinPillinGaming
    @CesarinPillinGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Disney should build a compost and metane power plant.
    I mean, all the food and poo that goes there.. They would power up Orlando entirely by the cheer amount of magical poop power.

  • @TheAsheTalketh
    @TheAsheTalketh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Disney must handle an epic amount of poop every year" Can I just tell you a story as a Scottish woman working in custodial at WDW for the college program I was absolutely horrified to discover that some of the nationalities that visit don't flush their toilets so they'll just bin their poopy toiley paper in the tampon bin. I dealt with a lot that summer but THAT was what broke me. I tell this to my fellow Scots/Brits often and they all do not believe me.

    • @CrystalLynn1988
      @CrystalLynn1988 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That sounds horrific 😮 I'm sorry you had to deal with that

  • @broadway331
    @broadway331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The last time I went to WDW, I saw at least 4 men wearing gun shirts. Like AK-47s on them. At least one of which even Mickey was holding. Like is this the place for that?
    Yeah, I also don’t like the toxic masculinity shirts of like “I’m here to pay for everything.” First off, it’s sexist implying that the man is making all the money. And secondly, if you really don’t want to go, don’t go! When I was in elementary school, my mom, my sister, my grandma (weirdly not my mom’s mom, but my dad’s) , and myself went to WDW while my dad, older brother, one of my uncles, and papaw (my mom’s dad) went fishing in Canada. And it was fine. It was better than us going to Canada with them or my brother and dad going to WDW with us.

  • @dontdriveat88
    @dontdriveat88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I am the map" should not be said or worn around children...

  • @jamiemckenna3668
    @jamiemckenna3668 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Yes the adult novelty Disney tees are weird and they’re super pedantic
    Also
    Gratz on gettin out of that ETSY hole 😂

  • @TheGreyTurtleEntertainment
    @TheGreyTurtleEntertainment 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    At least one Disney executive must get a kick out of these. It's the only explaination as to why there hasn't been a cease and desist.
    That or Disney Parks Marketing is getting kickbacks.

  • @PointandClickNerd
    @PointandClickNerd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My wife and I bought the couples UP shirts last time we went to Disney World

  • @caseybass4369
    @caseybass4369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You missed the "City/Town" based shirts. I have one from New Orleans..."It's a small town after all".....

  • @turnersgauge3430
    @turnersgauge3430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great video Dan! I love your energy. Here’s an idea for my fellow alternative fashion friends: it’s a graphic Jack Skellington (a happy one, not spooky face one) and has the text saying something along the lines of “goths go to theme parks too!” Or maybe “I’m the goth” with subtext “and I’m having fun at Disney.” (Heck here’s a dad joke version “don’t stop my motion.”) Something that gives off a “strange and unusual” but happy and even harmless vibe. It’s difficult to get around a theme park in a lot of alt clothes and accessories so I always wore my many Jack Skellington shirts with capris/shorts and converse as a teen. I would’ve loved these as a teen myself, but what does everyone else think? Also any goth or alternative Disney fans out there?

  • @unlaidenswallow
    @unlaidenswallow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Sorry I’m just losing my mind over how unimpressed the Donald plush looks lmao

  • @KatieLeeMars
    @KatieLeeMars 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Could you do a video on Disney-Park related Tattoos? I feel like that would be interesting and fun to talk about.

  • @MorganStark3000
    @MorganStark3000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’ve been waiting for this video all my life. Thank you for knocking it out of the park!

  • @jamesoniris2647
    @jamesoniris2647 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When Dan starts bursting out in laughter, I smile so much. Also, I cannot stress enough how much I just wanna hear Dan sing more songs

  • @Helloworld-ss5uv
    @Helloworld-ss5uv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Me when I see a guy in a “I don’t want to wear a matching t-shirt” shirt
    “ *Blink twice if you’re being held against your will* “
    I guess it’s their way of silently rebelling🤣

  • @cartarsaucetheatre9363
    @cartarsaucetheatre9363 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I might be responsible for that dumb D shirt going viral. I think I need a cut of their dumb sales.

    • @DistoryDan
      @DistoryDan  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

  • @the_traveling_texan
    @the_traveling_texan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Imagine wearing the She Wants the D shirt to a Children’s theme park smh lol

  • @kayleighrogersfebus1633
    @kayleighrogersfebus1633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I am a sucker for coordinated tshirts, but only when they're cute! Like for our honeymoon, my husband and I got shirts that said "Bride" and "Groom", plus "Just Hitched" with the hitchhiking ghosts.
    I hate those weird toxic masculinity shirts most, so weird.

  • @MysTaeryColorful
    @MysTaeryColorful 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm a cast member, and an educator on the animal trails at DAK. There's not much that frustrates me more than the male guests who come in with their "edgy" shirts. The aggressive political statements, the jokes about not wanting to be there... The men that wear them are the first to drag their kids away just as they get excited to learn about the animals. They're most likely to be on their phones making business deals and ignoring their family, and the least likely to engage when I try to add magic to their day. I can see how disheartening it is to their kids and partners. They're afraid to get too excited about anything because the dude in the toxic shirt will mock them.
    Guests' family dynamics are none of my business as a cast member, but certain clothing choices seem like they're trying to make it everyone's business. It's distracting and disappointing. 🙁 If you don't wanna be there, fine. But don't ruin the fun for everyone else to prove how "manly" you are. 🙄

  • @laurabunbun
    @laurabunbun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is my favourite video of yours so far, you did a great job highlighting why some of these tshirts are seen as inappropriate/upsetting whilst still keeping the video lighthearted :) love your personality too

  • @dorkultra
    @dorkultra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    next time i'm in the park, i'll be stuck thinking about how much people poop. thanks disney dan!

  • @torip8576
    @torip8576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I wanna wear the D shirts with my wife ironically, it just is so funny.

  • @Tyrannicus
    @Tyrannicus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I need a shirt that says "Greetings fellow Disney fans" and has a picture of Bugs Bunny

  • @ninac1954
    @ninac1954 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    nah that goofy "hyuck" shirt was fire. shirts dont always convey your exact emotions at the time lmaoo. sometimes something is just funny

  • @rachelwhite4458
    @rachelwhite4458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Im a huge disney person, and we did a disneyworld honeymoon. I tried reeeeeally hard for not stupid and not seen shirts. Total success!!
    Even multiple employees would stop and tell us that we had some of the best shirts they had seen. And throughout the trip we kept hearing from passer byers "Did you see their shirts!" Or "awww,their shirts were so cute" etc.
    Non of them made this video, so yay, extra score! My favorite though was a "just hitched" with our wedding date, and it was haunted mansion themed with the hitch hiking ghost, but they let me help design it.
    We did I don't do matching shirts with a classic mickey, all grumpy. But then mine said "I DO!!" With Minnie showing a ring

  • @greezyofficial2934
    @greezyofficial2934 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You took the words out of my mouth on all of these.

  • @Hikari__Rose
    @Hikari__Rose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'd love it if there was a t-shirt that said:
    See that line where the people stand to get on a ride, it calls me, and no one knows how long It'll goooo~
    Lol
    Great video by the way! They are always great tbh

  • @happilyeverafterhanna
    @happilyeverafterhanna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Eww🤢the “lock up your princesses” shirt🤮🤢I’m disgusted!