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    Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian take a moment to contemplate how awesome the world would be if they were gay.
    Starring Ninja Sex Party (Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian)
    Special Guests:
    Tracey Petrillo
    Shamikah Christina Martinez
    Mark Peterson
    Morgan Golden
    Ruth Schwartz
    And introducing Tortilla and Guapo Futuristico as "The Gay Ninjas"
    Directed by Jim Turner
    1st AD - Mark Peterson
    Production Assistants:
    Morgan Goldin
    David "GunShow" Cowles
    Mark Peterson
    Disco Lighting Technician:
    David "GunShow" Cowles
    LYRICS:
    A newborn deer runs through a field
    A rainbow shines from heaven
    A child's smile lights up the room
    As Brian blows a dude
    A star shoots in from outer space
    A puppy licks its mother
    A ray of sunlight through the trees
    As Brian licks a sack
    There would be no sadness
    If we were super gay
    Just unicorns and magic
    If we were super gay
    We would all be flying
    On a tasteful pink duvet
    But mostly Brian
    Mostly Brian's gay
    Here's a list of things that Brian likes to suck
    Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, BALLS!
    Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, Balls! One! Two! Balls!
    Your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick
    your dick, your dick, your dick, your dick, balls!
    My balls and dick! Dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, oh shit!

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  • @digodabrik201
    @digodabrik201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11005

    that casual “BRIANS GAY” in the middle of the song always gets me

    • @synthwavecat96
      @synthwavecat96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +299

      Doesn't compare to the "moo" in the middle of Cool Patrol

    • @litewavegames3967
      @litewavegames3967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      And his casual "ouch" as he's falling down the cliff

    • @owo256
      @owo256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      And that causal "oh shit" before he falls

    • @quinndys
      @quinndys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      999th like wow so close to 1000

    • @howeyyadoing9070
      @howeyyadoing9070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      1:23

  • @mach6794
    @mach6794 ปีที่แล้ว +1678

    I love the implication that all pain and misery in the world is a direct result of Danny Sexbang's heterosexuality.

    • @Mare_Man
      @Mare_Man 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

      Is it wrong?

    • @WiQiDgamer
      @WiQiDgamer 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      kiss me if they're wrong

    • @wittycreativehandle
      @wittycreativehandle 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      donnie *

    • @Scylla_real
      @Scylla_real 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean a good portion of all plotlines are created through Danny wanting to fuck a woman.
      6969
      Date night
      I wanna say magic crystal because yes after the king mentioned hot and blonde Danny immediately started paying attention.

    • @TheRedRaccoonDog
      @TheRedRaccoonDog 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Brian's doing his part!

  • @leehitashi2621
    @leehitashi2621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5650

    I love how in every video Brian's eyes vividly show his insatiable lust for murder

    • @Bread_Lord
      @Bread_Lord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      correction need to kill dan

    • @casualsanta
      @casualsanta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      i think you mean his lust for men
      bc brian's gay

    • @mjrmalfunction
      @mjrmalfunction 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      His lust for man....
      .
      .
      .
      .
      ...slaughter

    • @thefreakasaurus
      @thefreakasaurus ปีที่แล้ว

      i think you mean his insatiable lust for dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick balls. dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick 💥 balls 💥 one 💥 two 💥 balls. 💥

    • @hopepapernacky
      @hopepapernacky 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And dick

  • @xan9224
    @xan9224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6206

    Genius plan #69:
    1. Meet man named brian
    2. Become close enough with him to make jokes at his expense
    3. Go to karaoke with him (and others)
    4. Karaoke this
    5. Win
    I'm currently on part 1

    • @murasakiusagi5124
      @murasakiusagi5124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      So how's the plan going?

    • @xan9224
      @xan9224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      @@murasakiusagi5124 on part 2

    • @deadweight7334
      @deadweight7334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      @@xan9224 so is brian a good friend or he is he an asshole, and is he gay?, the plan would work 10 times better if he is gay.

    • @maskguy4014
      @maskguy4014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Give daily updates

    • @hectord.garcia2794
      @hectord.garcia2794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I need to know how this ends

  • @tylercobb2389
    @tylercobb2389 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10717

    Danny you should have used a dummie for that fall because that looked dangerous

    • @Versace21_0
      @Versace21_0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @bizaster
      @bizaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Lmao

    • @mahardikasalman5252
      @mahardikasalman5252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Lol

    • @Ashroominaraincoat
      @Ashroominaraincoat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Waiting for the woooosh

    • @ManiacalflameYT
      @ManiacalflameYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      memeboi583 , I’ll sacrifice myself, Hey Tyler Cobb! that WAS a dummy you fucking idiot smh

  • @mal8359
    @mal8359 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8323

    Just realized that dan made an entire video with an actual budget and wrote a song, just to call his friend Brian gay
    And that is commitment

    • @davekooper
      @davekooper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      How is this not the top comment. You totally changed my view of the video :D

    • @Lilliathi
      @Lilliathi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      And then you find out that Brian wrote it.

    • @GamefreakRX
      @GamefreakRX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      It's just something best friends do. To be honest...

    • @soniccrocodile4578
      @soniccrocodile4578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@Lilliathi you have ruined everything with your truth and logic leave this place

    • @jdprettynails
      @jdprettynails 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@soniccrocodile4578 I think the fact Brian wrote it makes it funnier

  • @loganrenfrow2544
    @loganrenfrow2544 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2771

    I didn't think someone would be able to fit the word "dick" 73 times into one song.

  • @insomniico4046
    @insomniico4046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2217

    Psychiatrist: Baby Danny isn’t real. He can’t hurt you.
    Baby Danny:

    • @nathanielrivera5912
      @nathanielrivera5912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The real baby Jesus

    • @twilightoracle3317
      @twilightoracle3317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He looked like something out of icarly

    • @ultimateshipper8997
      @ultimateshipper8997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      These Baby doll arms though.

    • @waterPsychiatrist
      @waterPsychiatrist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah I very explicitly said it was real and you should run as fast as you can

    • @elizabethlee2136
      @elizabethlee2136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You fools. Baby Danny.... when Puppy Danny is there molesting a puppy

  • @Dukeofnachos
    @Dukeofnachos 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1592

    Also, props to the shirtless ninja casually bouncing his pecs to the beat.

    • @darkashtar
      @darkashtar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Yeah, and the ninja in green really getting into dancing in the background near the end lol

    • @static_irony
      @static_irony 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That takes skill man

    • @MrSumbody69
      @MrSumbody69 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      thats what im screaming

    • @acemoriarty
      @acemoriarty 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      that takes hella talent.

    • @charlottedove8354
      @charlottedove8354 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dukeofnachos I can't stop staring at him DX

  • @DarkShadows713
    @DarkShadows713 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9564

    I love how Brian has a wife and a kid but we still have no solid evidence that Danny isn't gay.

    • @zackhavel3874
      @zackhavel3874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +606

      Cause brian's wife is a cover! xD

    • @dr.dirtydan497
      @dr.dirtydan497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      This song is evidence that he isn’t gay

    • @Kingicetre
      @Kingicetre 5 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      Confirmed yesterday he has a gf

    • @zackhavel3874
      @zackhavel3874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      @@Kingicetre Omg he has a gayfriend?!?!(i know he's not gay it's a joke)

    • @vincentmorales7257
      @vincentmorales7257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      He's Danny Sexbang. What more evidence do you need?

  • @shahman76
    @shahman76 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3851

    The older I get, the more immature my sense of humour gets. This song is hilarious.

    • @arctohru
      @arctohru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I feel called out

    • @apathetic_graffiti
      @apathetic_graffiti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I fear what happens to my humour when I get older

    • @pryingeyes1551
      @pryingeyes1551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That's happened to me too. I wonder if it's the 3 brain injuries I've had since my late 20s.

    • @doll.perasite9030
      @doll.perasite9030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How funny is it now

    • @Tibs05
      @Tibs05 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Its pretty funny 😂

  • @icarusmarioFAN
    @icarusmarioFAN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1167

    1:38 My favorite part of this is how aggressively those girls say "BALLS!"

    • @hush3956
      @hush3956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      It's an important matter. It needs to be taken seriously

    • @lorehammer40k4
      @lorehammer40k4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah, the best part is how offended the girl in silver looks when Danny skips over her while he's listing all of the dicks that Brian would suck.

    • @v0id_d3m0n
      @v0id_d3m0n 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      it's a great shot xD

  • @naterk9460
    @naterk9460 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2170

    "Could you imagine if we were gay?"
    I'm aware that rule 34 is a thing, yes.

    • @gingergamer3270
      @gingergamer3270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      This now has 34 likes, you're welcome

    • @KapaBahamut
      @KapaBahamut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And now they have actual r34 of them and they’re group of friends so no I don’t need to imagine XD

    • @cheshirecats6974
      @cheshirecats6974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This was a mildly mediocre comment but you're close to 666 likes

  • @quintuspotatimus2811
    @quintuspotatimus2811 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2255

    The rumour come out. Does Ninja Brian is gay? Ninja Brian is gay is the most discussed in the media in the few years ago. Even it has happened in 2012, but some of the public still curious about what is exactly happening exactly happening and to be the reason there is a rumour comes out about his gay. At that time he became the massive social networking rumour. The public, especially his fans are shocked. He just came out with his bad rumour which is spread massively. This time is not about his music career, but his bad rumour. The rumour is out of standardize of hoax, according the last reported this singer revealed himself as homosexual. Do you still believe or not, this rumour is really much talked by people even a person in his fans.

  • @daddybrie463
    @daddybrie463 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3042

    As a gay person, I can confirm this is what life is like

    • @kyleross6286
      @kyleross6286 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ayyyy fronk iero

    • @RayEP
      @RayEP 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Poor Brian

    • @lucasmackj4612
      @lucasmackj4612 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      d aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @marvinhanson9391
      @marvinhanson9391 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      mcr fandom where u at ?

    • @elliem2072
      @elliem2072 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Marvin Hanson Drumming MCRX fandom now

  • @lunarmoon7636
    @lunarmoon7636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1182

    the budget was like 4 dollars but by god did they make use of those 4 dollars

    • @paninibread1795
      @paninibread1795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Do you know how expensive male strippers are though??

    • @artemisthefoul7597
      @artemisthefoul7597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I’m willing to bet they just got some buff random people I grind on brian

    • @username172
      @username172 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Excuse me? Did you see that falling effect at the end?? Thats like, atleast 10 dollars worth of work

  • @jemdragons3120
    @jemdragons3120 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2923

    No one going to mention how terrifying Baby Danny is? Okay.

    • @TigerFucker
      @TigerFucker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I think it's cute.

    • @Somebody9666
      @Somebody9666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      it's the arms.....

    • @raccoon_goth
      @raccoon_goth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oh yess, more nightmare fuel than I needed from Ninja Sex Party

    • @Sharon_Hocutt
      @Sharon_Hocutt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Danny's Grandma!

    • @goldenboy9182
      @goldenboy9182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He hounts my dreams and nightmares

  • @TheChildofAuraReborn
    @TheChildofAuraReborn 9 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    No man is as sexually confident as Danny is when you see the costumes he wears for these videos.

    • @chippydippy1530
      @chippydippy1530 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Totally agree

    • @JordabHawkeye
      @JordabHawkeye 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TheChildofAuraReborn Did you not see the Game Grumps play Gingerbread Man?

    • @Medicalmew
      @Medicalmew 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheChildofAuraReborn I have too much dignity I need to keep intact to do anything like that. I'm too modest.

    • @FlowIrec
      @FlowIrec 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      TheChildofAuraReborn Arin (Egoraptor) is pretty sexually confident too.

    • @Richard600606
      @Richard600606 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      TheChildofAuraReborn Give some Credit to Ninja Brian too. 1:21 is impressive.

  • @Rock_8oy
    @Rock_8oy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    Does anyone else just love the one "ouch" at 2:01

    • @peachbIossom
      @peachbIossom 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +The Rock & Roll Gamer i absolutely love the entire falling sequence tbh XD

    • @ALonsdaleiteRebis
      @ALonsdaleiteRebis 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I swore I was the only one! I say it every time it comes up.

    • @Hotaru_Kagayaku
      @Hotaru_Kagayaku 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ikr that's the best part of that especially when before he falls he just says oh shit

    • @cryingbreakfastfriends3368
      @cryingbreakfastfriends3368 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thats literally the best part! XD

    • @maryudomah4387
      @maryudomah4387 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh shit.

  • @Nine-Oh-Five
    @Nine-Oh-Five 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1753

    I showed this to a gay friend.
    He couldnt breathe

    • @senbonzakura8212
      @senbonzakura8212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Not nearly enough!

    • @FamousWolfe
      @FamousWolfe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      That choice of words has aged poorly........yeahhhh

    • @doransoran
      @doransoran 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@FamousWolfe I think you can still say it

    • @doll.perasite9030
      @doll.perasite9030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Oh damn he goes that hard?

    • @slipknotsink
      @slipknotsink 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      666 likes lol

  • @ventirudd8479
    @ventirudd8479 8 ปีที่แล้ว +933

    Does anyone else watch the NSP videos from start to finish just to see the evolution of Danny's hair?

    • @yourpalcas
      @yourpalcas 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes

    • @welobow9741
      @welobow9741 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i couldn't believe how hard I laughed at what you said

    • @pikamaster2622
      @pikamaster2622 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I believe every body does

    • @welobow9741
      @welobow9741 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD

    • @evergreen4224
      @evergreen4224 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Of Course

  • @shiensubordinate7516
    @shiensubordinate7516 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2786

    *Casual 'ouch' as he tumbles off a cliff side*

    • @yakuzabalooza450
      @yakuzabalooza450 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Kizna Sabs *gets blown up directly by a nuke*
      "Ouch"

    • @trailmxx2298
      @trailmxx2298 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I want to like this...but the likes are at 420 so...

    • @stefcannon2580
      @stefcannon2580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "AHH OHHHH OW OHHHH AHH OUCH AHH OWWWW AHH"

    • @DownUnderPunk
      @DownUnderPunk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I love the girly moan like sound he makes at the end of the fall.

    • @curtisleblanc5897
      @curtisleblanc5897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, uh.
      It was mentioned in their second music video.
      Danny Sexbang's one weakness is the:
      It's uhhh. . .
      It's kind of when you. . .
      HERE let them SHOW YOU! :)
      th-cam.com/video/LOYQtbz_pPg/w-d-xo.html

  • @dimensionalMystery
    @dimensionalMystery 8 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    Imagine if Brian's daughter finds this when she's older xD

    • @mcalpin3326
      @mcalpin3326 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      omg

    • @briellegaurrich8759
      @briellegaurrich8759 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +The Angry Owl i hope so

    • @elliottevans2312
      @elliottevans2312 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      +The Angry Owl Brian will show her with a proud 'embarrassing dad' sort of look on his face

    • @GamefreakRX
      @GamefreakRX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      +The Angry Owl Implying he won't still be doing this

    • @tomchristoffer
      @tomchristoffer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +The Angry Owl He's already been showing her some NSP, actually.

  • @asasanford8513
    @asasanford8513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3155

    So story time: i found this video a little after I realized I was gay and I was ashamed of who I was based on what my family believed, and weirdly enough this video alone made me so comfortable with who I am cause it was the first gay media I saw that was lighthearted and fun.
    So thanks NSP for that!
    Plus the two dudes on the flying pink duvet will never not be hot. 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @destryshafer2764
    @destryshafer2764 5 ปีที่แล้ว +930

    Considering Brian wrote a friendfiction about sucking dan, this song wasn't just Dannys idea

    • @Ash-wu4oq
      @Ash-wu4oq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      . . .he did wha-????

    • @lunarjade6360
      @lunarjade6360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      What? Youve never read the legendary fic, 'The Beej'?

    • @Ash-wu4oq
      @Ash-wu4oq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@lunarjade6360 No i havent? where is it?????

    • @lunarjade6360
      @lunarjade6360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      gamegrumps.fandom.com/wiki/The_Beej
      The entirety of it is on the wiki! I am glad i got to be the one to introduce you to this masterpiece, my friend

    • @charlesdolling5403
      @charlesdolling5403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Oh my god I just found this and I love it

  • @PlayMadness
    @PlayMadness 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3702

    Friendly reminder that Brian now has a child. Who will probably see this someday.

    • @bellaella2772
      @bellaella2772 8 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      oh man that will be awkward explaining that

    • @superbanananinja
      @superbanananinja 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      PlayMadness Just wait until the day he shows Audrey this...that will be a strange day indeed

    • @jakwishjake
      @jakwishjake 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Nah, Brian would just blowdart the kid

    • @noahjobin8389
      @noahjobin8389 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      No brian wect has a kid mot ninja brian

    • @SmashyPlays
      @SmashyPlays 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PlayMadness wait really who's his wife?

  • @centurionquincy3899
    @centurionquincy3899 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2275

    I think my favorite part, even more than the pec bouncing ninja, is the fact that at some point this conversation happened:
    Danny: Hey mom (he calls his grandma 'mom') Brian and I are filming a music video.
    GSB (Granny Sex Bang): oh how nice, which song?
    Danny: it's the song where I accuse Brian of being gay, and say Dick as many times as possible. Do you want to be in it?
    GSB: of course I do!

    • @Xarazel
      @Xarazel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      Granny Sexbang: "ohh you and ya boyfriend Brian! how cute!"

    • @shadowsableyexd2660
      @shadowsableyexd2660 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Xarazel oh my god yes

    • @awayout719
      @awayout719 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Yeah the pec bouncing ninja on the pink duvet was fucking hilarious

    • @thesecondcomingofchrist3825
      @thesecondcomingofchrist3825 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Are we gonna skip over the granny sex bang

    • @Akira.0.
      @Akira.0. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@thesecondcomingofchrist3825 no one has forgotten the great granny sexbang

  • @tmntleo
    @tmntleo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I like to blast this when my brothers' homophobic, incredibly straight friend Brian comes over.

    • @ewu..
      @ewu.. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Noice

    • @ShadowNite1105
      @ShadowNite1105 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *You're doing God's work, son*

    • @jellywolf123
      @jellywolf123 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      YES

  • @ellainacase427
    @ellainacase427 7 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    here's a drinking game: take a shot every time he says Dick

    • @samlyons1354
      @samlyons1354 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ellaina case R.I.P

    • @samuelreed8888
      @samuelreed8888 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ellaina case

    • @himynameisfin
      @himynameisfin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Ellaina case Sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip DEAD

    • @lewisashallsci
      @lewisashallsci 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      pikachu And violet just died of alcohol poisoning now

    • @ellainacase427
      @ellainacase427 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lewis Ashall yep

  • @tannermarlow6871
    @tannermarlow6871 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1637

    It gets me every time they use that ragdoll body double for dan

    • @Fletchlingboy
      @Fletchlingboy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      the Dannequin is its official name

    • @DormantGolem
      @DormantGolem 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      What are you talking about he does all his own stunts?

    • @Fletchlingboy
      @Fletchlingboy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Obviously. They just SAY its a mannequin. For... legal reasons.

    • @pookini4836
      @pookini4836 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Remember the first music video they did? Dan used to be a ninja before he became a rockstar so what you're seeing there is a form of substitution jutsu that Dan learned when he was a ninja. It's so effective that Brian himself is fooled by the aforementioned technique.

    • @plateinator3493
      @plateinator3493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that's obviously him in that shot

  • @robot_nick6377
    @robot_nick6377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +841

    A man with a phd dressed as a ninja is in between two nearly naked buff ninjas who are dancing

    • @KomboAndy
      @KomboAndy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      A Phd signed by the Terminator

    • @elizabethlee2136
      @elizabethlee2136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I dont wanna ruin 369. But excellently done

  • @PriceAintRight
    @PriceAintRight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    "As Brian licks a sack"
    Still funny 8 years later

  • @simone6090
    @simone6090 7 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    This is the worst song to have stuck in my head at work. Mostly because I'm a teacher and my friend/colleague is named Brian.

    • @tabithastone8863
      @tabithastone8863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Now that my friend, if a fanfic waiting to happen

    • @sinkingboat.8555
      @sinkingboat.8555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣 sorry but like how could I not

    • @BlueShotTM
      @BlueShotTM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If my teacher sang that i would die!!!

    • @digodabrik201
      @digodabrik201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      just the sheer the self control needed.

    • @nikkihutchinson640
      @nikkihutchinson640 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

  • @bonepaste_3336
    @bonepaste_3336 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3221

    This is the literal embodiment of middle school humor 😂😂😂

    • @Guy-ib6dk
      @Guy-ib6dk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      ArtWork Animations I will scream this song out at my school now.

    • @DrearyDropAlt
      @DrearyDropAlt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ArtWork Animations that is a spot on statement

    • @juliannededrick163
      @juliannededrick163 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So true tho! 😂😂😂

    • @mediumwaffle4104
      @mediumwaffle4104 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Na. Middle schoolers would hate this

    • @crazychimchar555
      @crazychimchar555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Medium Waffle you haven’t been to my school then

  • @RatOfTheWoods
    @RatOfTheWoods 5 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    Brian would be the most powerful bottom of all time

  • @Toasted.Pencils
    @Toasted.Pencils 4 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    Danny looks like he’s in his early 20’s here, but this music video was produced only nine years ago. _so that would make him_ *31*

    • @birchbarks550
      @birchbarks550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      no,I refuse,shut up,this isn't the truth,no,be quiet,no.

    • @jtag7069
      @jtag7069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@birchbarks550 Danny is 41. Sorry to crush your dreams lmao

    • @lilyryan3146
      @lilyryan3146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      K T pretty sure they meant that although he looks young in this vid, he’s already 31

    • @Daybreak6427
      @Daybreak6427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Actually, he's 41.

    • @darrelgreene7094
      @darrelgreene7094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah he looked like... 19-22. lol Man ages well. He FINALLY looks 30, and he's now 40.

  • @10INTM
    @10INTM 8 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    The rumor come out...

    • @bebepayasito
      @bebepayasito 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Does NSP is gay?

    • @unknowngaming5751
      @unknowngaming5751 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      10INTM does dan and Brian is gay?

    • @mjangelvortex
      @mjangelvortex 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Does Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian is gay?

    • @phi0_
      @phi0_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      *Donnie Sexbang and Nijab Ryan

    • @samsoa19
      @samsoa19 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Sigma Waffle Donnie Sexbag*

  • @SPOTLIGHTSTARZ
    @SPOTLIGHTSTARZ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2212

    The rumor come out. Does Brian is gay?

    • @Adventuriseable
      @Adventuriseable 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Spotlight Starz
      Well, it is most discuss in the TH-cam.

    • @vectogames8329
      @vectogames8329 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      XD

    • @woowwooo2548
      @woowwooo2548 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Spotlight Starz
      The real question is
      Does Jumin Han Is Gay

    • @SPOTLIGHTSTARZ
      @SPOTLIGHTSTARZ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      kennedie borrilez XD

    • @kylastewart4085
      @kylastewart4085 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      kennedie borrilez omg yes jumin

  • @finleypower976
    @finleypower976 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1341

    Brian deserves a medal he kept a straight face

    • @PChamileon97
      @PChamileon97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Finley Power *STRAIGHT* Face

    • @leg0le
      @leg0le 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      There's a joke on there somewhere

    • @cbayer5012
      @cbayer5012 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      But how can do that if he's gay

    • @netcrns
      @netcrns 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      he has a mask on

    • @Rowantale
      @Rowantale 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Finley Power the mask is just to hide his gay face, so you always think it’s a straight face

  • @UhOphelia
    @UhOphelia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    This is the perfect example of how you do humor like this. Even 11 years later, it's still funny. No one is attacked in this video, it aged perfectly

    • @jacestar3007
      @jacestar3007 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Danny gets 2 poison darts in the neck bro 💀

    • @JRTO_
      @JRTO_ ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@jacestar3007shhhhh

    • @qrowing
      @qrowing ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My friend and I would turn this, ultimate sandwich, and manticore on whenever we would smoke. Safe to say they still crack me up all this time later lmao.
      Oh, and I think the theme song maybe? "Now you should buy us all nachos. But none for yourself. You're training, no food!"

    • @ozharms
      @ozharms 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@qrowingI think you’re thinking of Sex Training

    • @CartoDarko
      @CartoDarko 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      FRR and it's so fucking funny too

  • @hamdamage6230
    @hamdamage6230 9 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    Does anyone else think Danny looks SO fab in the black croptop?

  • @Kari_UrValentine
    @Kari_UrValentine 8 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    Me:" wait, why is this age-res-.....😐oh shit."

    • @cassiegrey3053
      @cassiegrey3053 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      SAME

    • @pikamaster2622
      @pikamaster2622 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      why

    • @Kari_UrValentine
      @Kari_UrValentine 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Kaiden Patterson If your asking this video includes the word dick 70 something times, extreme humping, Ninjas

    • @loganrenfrow2544
      @loganrenfrow2544 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Honestly it's not as bad as some other NSP videos that aren't restricted in my opinion.

    • @ramniwaskumar5940
      @ramniwaskumar5940 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mk

  • @nany9637
    @nany9637 9 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    THAT END ALWAYS FUCKING KILLS ME

    • @tFighterPilot
      @tFighterPilot 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Natalie Martinez It also kills Donnie Sexbag

    • @thomaskloos6409
      @thomaskloos6409 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      tFighterPilot Danny Sexbang.

    • @kaimiranda2121
      @kaimiranda2121 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thomas Kloos it kills Ninja Ryan 2.

    • @thomaskloos6409
      @thomaskloos6409 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Lost Soul Yeah, forgot about that.

    • @georgewest1193
      @georgewest1193 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Ouch"

  • @moxwinters6165
    @moxwinters6165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    So I'm glad to see that even in a universe where both Ninja Brian and Danny are gay, that Danny still gets practically no action while Ninja Brian gets everyone

  • @TheScienceWitch_tsw
    @TheScienceWitch_tsw 8 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    I wonder how Audrey is gonna feel about this when she inevitably finds this

    • @cryingbreakfastfriends3368
      @cryingbreakfastfriends3368 8 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Audrey: um dad... What is this?
      Brian: *in his ninja costume puts middle fingers up and smokebombs away*

    • @dripmaster247
      @dripmaster247 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      She'll probably love it.

    • @annellora
      @annellora 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It would look like your profile pic :D

    • @graydonkyler2004
      @graydonkyler2004 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The Science Witch "dad...why...."

    • @hannahwash09
      @hannahwash09 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      not as scarred as shes gonna feel when she finds the manticore video, trust me

  • @purplemountainmeow
    @purplemountainmeow 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1887

    I watch this video way too often.

    • @ToadNibb
      @ToadNibb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PurpleMountainMeow same I think this is my 10th time

    • @andresmauco5424
      @andresmauco5424 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      KamRocks 10th time? I've watched it 10 times a day!

    • @kylehollenbaugh3464
      @kylehollenbaugh3464 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Andres Mauco You may just actually be gay

    • @fishtofishpbobet8999
      @fishtofishpbobet8999 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PurpleMountainMeow same

    • @cactoid9281
      @cactoid9281 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      PurpleMountainMeow I have the same problem.

  • @masafulgur4967
    @masafulgur4967 8 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    does the westboro baptist have a facebook... ... .... i wanna send this to them as a national anthem of love... and peace... and harmony

  • @TheLeaf424
    @TheLeaf424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    1:03 danny waiting for his cue behind the girl killed me

  • @javabean4383
    @javabean4383 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8664

    On behalf of the LGBT community, I declare this the closeted theme.

    • @vairysp3176
      @vairysp3176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      Yeah. Not a member of this community but still think this is everybody's theme song

    • @kellymya1147
      @kellymya1147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Holy yes I was actually thinking about asking a girl who I showed nsp to with this song

    • @rachaelbrown3656
      @rachaelbrown3656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      Me, a gay in denial: I love this song idk why :)
      Me now, with a gf: oh

    • @umbreonlily
      @umbreonlily 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      As a bisexual I'm 100% down for that

    • @TTiger997
      @TTiger997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@rachaelbrown3656 RIP

  • @Ziggy_Rotten
    @Ziggy_Rotten 8 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Here's a list of things that I love to hear.
    nsp, nsp, nsp, nsp, nsp, nsp, nsp, nsp, nsp, ball's.... I mean nsp.

    • @Ziggy_Rotten
      @Ziggy_Rotten 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And dick.... I mean NSP.
      But really dick. JK or am I? :P

    • @Cannedtun4
      @Cannedtun4 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ziggy Rotten I was impressed that they where able to fit the word dick 73 times into like 30 seconds

    • @Ziggy_Rotten
      @Ziggy_Rotten 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      punderful kiddo lol. Me too, NSP are great.

    • @Cannedtun4
      @Cannedtun4 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ziggy Rotten. true tho

    • @bigghugges5684
      @bigghugges5684 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Just imagine something real quick... back in 2010 someone had to sit down at a computer and write "dick" 73 times... and our beloved Danny Sexbang had to practice this song over and over, each time saying "dick" 73 times. The thought of that makes me uncontrollably giggle.

  • @brageohm2032
    @brageohm2032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    1:24 I just love how the blonde girl is clapping like “Good for you”

    • @thespaceofades2734
      @thespaceofades2734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      1:47 I like how they both become confused when he points at them and says "Your dick".

  • @astonchip
    @astonchip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Two guys staying 5 feet apart because one of them Isn't gay

    • @randomfandoms6769
      @randomfandoms6769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I wonder which one...

    • @SkyeTGR
      @SkyeTGR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Have your 69th like from me!

  • @TrollingTrollsTroll
    @TrollingTrollsTroll 9 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    I want a GIF of the Danny doll falling.

    • @MekboyKhal
      @MekboyKhal 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      add gif to the url and edit from there... you're welcome

    • @Knuckles134
      @Knuckles134 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How about a 10 minute loop???? :D

    • @TrollingTrollsTroll
      @TrollingTrollsTroll 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Pretty please? Already subscribed to you due to the "DAAAAAAN" loop, which is bloody amazing.

    • @Knuckles134
      @Knuckles134 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      TrollingTrollsTroll th-cam.com/video/FxLYMhX7Od0/w-d-xo.html

    • @ximipeepimix2890
      @ximipeepimix2890 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He did it.

  • @Mudkip971
    @Mudkip971 9 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Finally turned 18! My Age restriction video days are over. Can finally re-watch this.

    • @Mudkip971
      @Mudkip971 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Aidan FailKB I usually play fair

    • @theleafeon8020
      @theleafeon8020 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rewatch?

    • @Mudkip971
      @Mudkip971 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Angelo Ramirez Yeah the age restriction for this video was only made a few months ago.

    • @Mudkip971
      @Mudkip971 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** XD

    • @MiniatureRanni
      @MiniatureRanni 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** You and me both brother. You and me both.

  • @smokesparkdragonfly1368
    @smokesparkdragonfly1368 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2598

    Friendly reminder that dannys grandma is now a great grandma

    • @glassphoenix9095
      @glassphoenix9095 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      what happened?

    • @maskedwatercress
      @maskedwatercress 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Danny doesn't have a kid though lol

    • @brandonr3072
      @brandonr3072 6 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      Charlie 789 he has a sister though......

    • @immortalra2053
      @immortalra2053 6 ปีที่แล้ว +356

      What would you do if you found out your uncle did stuff like this

    • @ellzrandom2392
      @ellzrandom2392 6 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      And that danny is almost 40

  • @Bammah_
    @Bammah_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    “Ouch”
    - Danny Sexbang 2010

  • @Keegerator
    @Keegerator 6 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    the non-committal "ouch" gets me every damn time omfg (2:01)

  • @RaaynML
    @RaaynML 10 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    I love how the only video with "Gay" in the title is the only video with a content warning on this channel.
    Wow TH-cam.

    • @patu8010
      @patu8010 10 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      It's like we're living in Russia or something.

  • @stormyperson44
    @stormyperson44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    I feel like Brian's just fighting to prevent himself from bursting out into laughter.
    Edit: I just learned that Dan is a Game Grump and that explains so much.

    • @guilhermetito2003
      @guilhermetito2003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      When this song and video were recorded he wasn't a GameGrump yet

    • @RedPilledAsFuck
      @RedPilledAsFuck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Guilherme Tito woah :0

    • @Occultist_Anonymous
      @Occultist_Anonymous 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      How did you find this channel first

    • @Cyber-Hexagon
      @Cyber-Hexagon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guilherme Ronha YO FOR REAL?

  • @m.o.3745
    @m.o.3745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    0:53
    "There would be no sadness if we were super gay"
    Super gay? Do you need a cape to be super gay?

    • @obliviousotterI
      @obliviousotterI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Of course. Did you not know that?

    • @ultimateshipper8997
      @ultimateshipper8997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A cape, and a jockstrap.

    • @slushiie9674
      @slushiie9674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i'm super gay and still sad so. clickbait

  • @NeoBluereaper
    @NeoBluereaper 10 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    For once true fear was shown in Ninja Brian's eyes... but then he killed it.

    • @SpaceGandalf
      @SpaceGandalf 10 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Along with Danny and 1,457,334,257,429 other living creatures throughout the multiverse.

    • @danielquinlan2457
      @danielquinlan2457 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Brilliance With A Mask I'd call that a slow day.

  • @xanatos8920
    @xanatos8920 8 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    "Just unicorns and magic, if we were super gay..."
    So does that mean Unicorn Wizard is a song about Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian's super-gay parallel universe counterparts, The Unicorn Wizard and Princess Handjob?
    Did I just BLOW YOUR MIND TO SHIT

    • @tyronesnofolophogus6020
      @tyronesnofolophogus6020 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fuck yeah you did!

    • @dotapark
      @dotapark 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's too make sense. All is unnecessarily clear now.

    • @Thebrandoverse
      @Thebrandoverse 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      woah..... that is amazing!

    • @austinsears3648
      @austinsears3648 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes you did

    • @hamyell
      @hamyell 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Xanatos yes, yes you did

  • @charlee2273
    @charlee2273 7 ปีที่แล้ว +851

    I can confirm this is EXACTLY what it's like being gay. 100%. 10/10.

  • @lewiscampbell8683
    @lewiscampbell8683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I don’t know why but “Ninjab Ryan” makes me laugh everytime

    • @BenjaminRegen
      @BenjaminRegen 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please watch Jacksfilms series, Your Grammar Sucks
      Enjoy :)

  • @deadaccount2212
    @deadaccount2212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    SOMEBODY SUNG THE BEGGINING OF THIS AT SCHOOL AND I CRIED.

    • @violetbaudelaire7353
      @violetbaudelaire7353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I know this is unrelated but nice DDLC profile picture 😁😅

    • @deadaccount2212
      @deadaccount2212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thanks lol

    • @violetbaudelaire7353
      @violetbaudelaire7353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@deadaccount2212 np 😅

    • @konekoray9323
      @konekoray9323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wait, this implies that your friend did not finish singing it. Why did they not finish the song?

    • @elquercu7116
      @elquercu7116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@konekoray9323 they died of gay

  • @vorbees7534
    @vorbees7534 6 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    "A puppy licks it mother"
    *ryan slowly lifts his head*

  • @jacquelinewynne7143
    @jacquelinewynne7143 10 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    I just sent this video to my Homophobic friend, who's called Brian.
    I hope I make his day.

    • @jacquelinewynne7143
      @jacquelinewynne7143 9 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I use the term "friend" very loosely. :p

    • @josephwilson4889
      @josephwilson4889 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Jacquelines Animatics after I hope you got him a tasteful pink doovay

    • @ThePeetzerGuy
      @ThePeetzerGuy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ...It's Brian! Brian has an ST--
      I'm sorry.

    • @Chaoddity
      @Chaoddity 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Please let us now how that went. lol

    • @sleebybear9280
      @sleebybear9280 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How'd it go

  • @Blacklemonsss
    @Blacklemonsss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "top ten most emotional coming out stories"

  • @858Boi
    @858Boi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1027

    but does Brian is gay?

    • @thebeatles7109
      @thebeatles7109 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      yes does brian gay

    • @jamesbowers5478
      @jamesbowers5478 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Brian is gay is the most discussed in the media in the few years ago.

    • @Symba_Sense
      @Symba_Sense 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +James Bowers Brian is married to a girl

    • @virginiacaetano2813
      @virginiacaetano2813 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Bricen Cole They're referencing a funny. Google "Does Bruno Mars is Gay?"

    • @luneth770
      @luneth770 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The question come out.

  • @NoamVH
    @NoamVH 9 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    A CELEBRATION FOR TODAY I SAY! :D

    • @Mermi
      @Mermi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ***** I thought the same thing!

    • @1218Draco
      @1218Draco 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Theme song for such a momentous occasion

    • @lilyrowland4124
      @lilyrowland4124 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** YES

    • @BlasianBunny
      @BlasianBunny 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Y

    • @1218Draco
      @1218Draco 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Just unicorns and magic if we were super gay"
      Seriously? It's perfect!

  • @aMAXproduction
    @aMAXproduction 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3050

    Am I the only one that didn't need someone to send them here?

  • @oscaruncomfortable
    @oscaruncomfortable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Happy pride month, this song is still a classic. However, unlike when I found this song, knowing I'm a gay man makes it a billion times funnier to me.

  • @lmkietz
    @lmkietz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    3 things
    1) when Brian is something he is it aggressively. Like in this he is aggressively gay.
    2) Brian is not amused
    3) Brian yeets men's meat

    • @hush3956
      @hush3956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      69 likes

    • @lmkietz
      @lmkietz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Looking back I have idea what the [FRICK] I meant by "brian yeets men's meat"

    • @lmkietz
      @lmkietz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hush3956 nice

  • @thecraigadile1494
    @thecraigadile1494 7 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    We see a rare sight at 1:25
    ...The sight of Ninja Brian looking genuinely terrified...It’s spectacular!

    • @michelleamos8460
      @michelleamos8460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That's isn't fear. It's pure rage

  • @MsMimirabbit
    @MsMimirabbit 10 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    For the full experience watch at 0.5 speed.

    • @leggiekitty
      @leggiekitty 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Why would you do this to me?

    • @MsMimirabbit
      @MsMimirabbit 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Moonstarforever Because you deserved it.

    • @leggiekitty
      @leggiekitty 10 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      1.5 For best results.

    • @MsMimirabbit
      @MsMimirabbit 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Moonstarforever I died a little when he read the list at this speed. That was amazing, thank you.

    • @FoxSnootz
      @FoxSnootz 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He sounds drunk in the beginning.

  • @GalexiDude
    @GalexiDude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Danny is such a supportive friend embracing the fact that his friend is gay and even making a song about it.

  • @FoldupVermin
    @FoldupVermin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1997

    Danny: "But mostly Brian's gay!"
    Meanwhile Brian is like "wtf?"

    • @Rens-005
      @Rens-005 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FoldupVermin me 2

    • @evelynprice1827
      @evelynprice1827 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right

    • @micahallen2226
      @micahallen2226 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FoldupVermin that’s the point ya jackass

    • @nardoumizaki3086
      @nardoumizaki3086 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Brian is gay

    • @ninischil
      @ninischil 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      FoldupVermin I just love the fact, that Brian is a married, a father and has a PhD while Danny is on Gamegrumps

  • @jesterjacks3933
    @jesterjacks3933 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    You can see Brian secretly laughing under the mask.
    It's lovely.

  • @light.justlight.2685
    @light.justlight.2685 8 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Danny has nice legs.

    • @bengamess3572
      @bengamess3572 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Light. Just Light.

    • @scandalousblue
      @scandalousblue 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Light. Just Light. he most definitely does.

  • @Noodles4Ever1000
    @Noodles4Ever1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    ten years later, "i have to laugh. HAHAHA, HA HA!" still makes me lose my shit

  • @yenma3042
    @yenma3042 8 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Dan said 'Dick' atleast 69 times.
    (I counted ;-;)

    • @Bloodredsummerr
      @Bloodredsummerr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *73

    • @Arceedos
      @Arceedos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Legend says NSP knew the song wouldn't have at least 69 sayings of the word "dick", so they scrapped the second half and replaced it with dicks.

  • @fouroffoxes
    @fouroffoxes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    the first "what if we _____ jk..... unless"
    time to give Danny all the awards

  • @FairyPunkMom
    @FairyPunkMom 8 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    So I'm a lesbian, and I have this shirt that says, "Yes I am, and no you can't watch." but I would like to get one that says, "Yes I am, and no you can't watch... unless you are Ninja Sex Party...you can watch... you can join...."

    • @susanzimmerman6211
      @susanzimmerman6211 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jennifer Féerique Not funny. there'd have to be a unicorn/Dolphin pun

    • @noahleser1263
      @noahleser1263 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jennifer Féerique I need that shirt 😂

    • @anav.7559
      @anav.7559 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jennifer Féerique I NEED that shirt

    • @andrearupe6035
      @andrearupe6035 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jennifer Féerique i need both those shirts!!

    • @niannarain3679
      @niannarain3679 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I need that shirt In my life like now

  • @crystalmoon116
    @crystalmoon116 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Came back to check this out after Arin and Danny tested baby products-- and we had a return of Danny's bonnet and bib

  • @shialabeouf1928
    @shialabeouf1928 7 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    6 years later...
    Here I am again.

    • @lavenderwaffles4047
      @lavenderwaffles4047 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hey man (or whatever) you have a month to refresh your comment or it won't be valid anymore

  • @LuckyFoxLin
    @LuckyFoxLin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    The most creative lyrics in the world.

    • @bridgetandscott
      @bridgetandscott 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      a child's smile lights up the room. Really

    • @davvve1793
      @davvve1793 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LuckyFox it's kinda hard to say dick so many times in a row though

  • @BlazeMakesGames
    @BlazeMakesGames 10 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I wish I could nominate this song for best use of the word Dick for a solid 30 seconds.

    • @jenniw9999
      @jenniw9999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's truly a masterpiece

  • @ZeroWolf1998
    @ZeroWolf1998 7 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    I wonder why this ,of all of their songs, is this the age restricted one

    • @sen8860
      @sen8860 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ZoraZoua there's also everybody shut up

    • @Akira.0.
      @Akira.0. 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have you seen their other songs

    • @Akira.0.
      @Akira.0. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like objects of desire

    • @Strutsiina
      @Strutsiina 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Because youtube doesn't deem lgbt-folk advertiser friendly.

    • @zachlee8795
      @zachlee8795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s not age-restricted for me lol

  • @TheRockEatingPancakes
    @TheRockEatingPancakes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Being Bisexual I can honestly tell you everything said in this video is 100% true it is all unicorns and magic

    • @inhaleknives8598
      @inhaleknives8598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Im_Am_Franku well only half unicorns and half magic

    • @inhaleknives8598
      @inhaleknives8598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      because half gay

    • @ike4584
      @ike4584 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Accursed day walker.

    • @nickatnight9671
      @nickatnight9671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im_Am_Franku noice

    • @kerbalprogram3405
      @kerbalprogram3405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@inhaleknives8598 that isn't how it works being bisexual is being so gay that you like the opposite sex as i am pansexual i can testify

  • @daleemioh2337
    @daleemioh2337 7 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Ninja Brian always looks so worried. It's awesome.

    • @charlee2273
      @charlee2273 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      DaLeemioh Brian always looks either horribly fucking enraged, or completely and utterly confused. It's amazing.

  • @matts.7839
    @matts.7839 7 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    In 12 years, Brian will show proudly his daughter his band's greatest hits...
    How TF will she react!?

  • @rotsu2108
    @rotsu2108 7 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    0:53 aw i want danny and ninja brian to kick my door open and sing "THERE WILL BE NO SADNESS" whenever im crying alone in my room

  • @freshdarkdreams4810
    @freshdarkdreams4810 6 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    I would like to respectfully disagree with the 1.2k people who disliked this song.

    • @OriginalCreatorSama
      @OriginalCreatorSama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I would like to disrespectfully disagree with them.
      Eat a dick, folks! :3

    • @charlieh4146
      @charlieh4146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The dislikes are just people named Brian who were forwarded this at 3am and dont appreciate it :(

    • @parisien-pf9kk
      @parisien-pf9kk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      dislikes? what is that?

    • @Cactiisme
      @Cactiisme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@parisien-pf9kk yes, what are these "dislikes" he speaks of?

  • @rainandhail67
    @rainandhail67 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I’m not convinced this wasn’t written by Danny at 4am during a random spout of gay curiosity

  • @NinjaQuintos10
    @NinjaQuintos10 9 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    "If you were gay
    That'd be ok
    I mean, cause hey!
    HA!
    I'd like you a-ny-way!"
    Oh the memories

    • @chippydippy1530
      @chippydippy1530 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes
      I love you

    • @jojivlogs_4255
      @jojivlogs_4255 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Qbed Music Those aren't the lyrics but whatever.

    • @saladdressing1869
      @saladdressing1869 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh God, I'm getting serious flashbacks!

    • @andrewbynon8624
      @andrewbynon8624 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Shizune Hakamichi Actually, the lyrics this person is singing are from a completely different song.

    • @mattdrzal387
      @mattdrzal387 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shizune Hakamichi you obviously haven't lived on avenue q

  • @emorydeyoung3425
    @emorydeyoung3425 7 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    As a gay person, I don't find this offensive and it shouldn't be age restricted. I give both NSP and Game Grumps permission to make gay jokes.

    • @knifeinthecoffee
      @knifeinthecoffee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Emory Claire maybe if you swear enough it gets age restricted. Danny did say dick quite a few times XD
      But I agree, I'm gay as well and this video is hilarious and clearly satire

    • @lakamokolaka
      @lakamokolaka 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hey my fellow gays let us be gay together gayly
      Stop saying your gay god damn it is annoying as shit coming from the king of gays XD

    • @wiigocadee4641
      @wiigocadee4641 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Emory Claire seen much worse things that haven't been age restricted, and seriously, society seems to think jokes are offensive and saying gays are girly without satire isn't. That's just wrong n

    • @lilhogfella
      @lilhogfella 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      pretty sure it's age restricted because two male dancers start trusting their dicks on ninja bryan but alright

    • @emorydeyoung3425
      @emorydeyoung3425 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      But those dicks aren't visible. In Objects of Desire, Danny has a visible fake erection and that is honestly something that should give it an age restriction, but it doesn't.

  • @racheecha974
    @racheecha974 9 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    If someone successfully loops 1:37 I will marry them.

    • @morgangascoigne5453
      @morgangascoigne5453 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      press 7 while in fullscreen

    • @mythologymax2896
      @mythologymax2896 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      morgan gascoigne Start planning.

    • @morgangascoigne5453
      @morgangascoigne5453 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      pls help

    • @mythologymax2896
      @mythologymax2896 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      morgan gascoigne Ok, so, you're gonna need to find a church. Then blow up the church. Congratulations! You're married.

    • @morgangascoigne5453
      @morgangascoigne5453 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      best guide thank you so much we now have two children called jonah and mary

  • @toadfroyo
    @toadfroyo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    as i am gay, i need to find a man named brian. i will sing this song to him. but i must find him first.

  • @Shippiddge
    @Shippiddge 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2021

    Oh my god hahaah! The "list" was the BEST.

    • @IAmWilliamWallas
      @IAmWilliamWallas 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Watch this guy! He made Smashtasm!

    • @hoppyman11
      @hoppyman11 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      S-Senpai Shippiddge, What are you doing here?
      * //////// *

    • @oziaurencedelapena3073
      @oziaurencedelapena3073 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DICKS!

    • @chrisfallin9211
      @chrisfallin9211 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah it was dick dick dick dick BALLS! Lol

    • @katapaltes
      @katapaltes 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I guess Danny got his little feelings hurt by Mel?

  • @starstruckvega
    @starstruckvega 7 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    im going to be forever upset this is age restricted its one of the tamer videos theyve done Why This

    • @TwosidedCT
      @TwosidedCT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Because your sexuality offends people i guess? I don't know either, since the no-reason boner video was completely fine

    • @jacobmerchant1908
      @jacobmerchant1908 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nurse Phantump ya

    • @infenji9149
      @infenji9149 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Gay = Age restriction

    • @puranichu
      @puranichu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      probably TH-cam cant handle dicks

    • @Occultist_Anonymous
      @Occultist_Anonymous 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nurse Phantump TH-cam blocked the word "Gay"