Sampson:I want a bite like me I Barbar:I not really good I will try Sampson: thx man 1day later,your mom take your hair for a mop and she tried to mop😂😂😂
Barber : Yo Wha yuh want? Sampson: Make me look like a tv show star. Barber: Say no more *haircut finishes and sampson think he is chris brown while he is sid the science kid* Sampson: THanks For this barber Also the barber: YH' *whispers* sid the science kid lollll
No don't cut your hair omg I was dying with all the comments people post luv this,Thanks for making me laugh in this sad time all the way from Pennsylvania keep doing what u do...
Ye bro ye he hair line try to stay close to he face but it followed Elsa motivated words and let it go for to long now it's to late to try to hold it back😂😂😂
My Friend: oh shux I spill my juice on the door Me:Ways I can't find de mop...hold on I know just who to call Me,dials certified sampson number... "Eh bro I need your hair
I know why he suggested a ball head he wants to turn his need for speed racing track hairline into gothom city so you can see the batman signal on he head😂😂
Now he is Travis Scotts' cousin but d difference is that his forehead large and in charge like a goal and 2 front teeth is like a crib and hairline push back like D black widow movie finally his hair is the quicker picker upper😂😂😂
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i feel u watching to much tiktoks inno,listen to he intro and outro , and YES cut of yuh hair
Cut ur hair off already have a roast
U
Certified sampson i am very sorry I did that last one 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
Yes y not
He's literally asking for ppl to roast him when he does these things honestly. 😂😂😂😂
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man shut up
Nah yuh forehead already big. If you go bald we won't be able to spot the difference.
Allyuh wicked
Wicket wicket wicket all Olla going to make sampson go to a bald eagle
lmaoo
,
no no no you gone like Max steel
Sampson in an argument:😠
Person he arguing with : take a back seat
Sampson hairline : snm😂😂😂
Roses are red
Ketchup is to
Yay I got a like
Wait.....why is it blue
Abracadabra this comment is fine Abracadabra this comment is now mine
1:02 idk why KSI laugh does always makes me laugh
Dog this make me laugh till i cry lol😂😂😂😂
Army?
Speck proper poor gramar
Armyyyyy
Helloooooooooooooooo my friends
Lol
2:27 And on d right hand side is a damn squid😂😂😂 DAWG I DEAD 💀😂🤚🏻
He look really good we just like roasting you😂😂...like so he can see this comment
Chante John 😂😂😂🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
@@Certifiedsampson Dogg way my comment eh it was ah
Hilighted comment
True!!!
@@Certifiedsampson Mr Man I does roast you on TH-cam and you doh see it lol😄😂
I is what it is ha ha ha ha ha ha it is what it is buo
My chest hurting from laughing. Sampson you look for that 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Certified Mopson 💀
Army?
Rhemarie Rennie yessir
😂😂😂
He eh no certified anymore
Nothing really does look like the map though
LOOK AT THAT HE CALL THE MOP HE BROTHER.🤣🤣😂😂 Lolololol I luv ya vids. Yuh so funny.🤗🤣😂😂🤣🤗
Samson should go bald I want to see a real bald head pigeon
That is the worst one yet
nah he go look like ah hairy egg
@@natashaali3727 stop making fun of Jamel. Hes trying his best rn
yuh spell Sampson wrong
Ēdrrtàè#
Nah doh cut it u look good with this color and the plats😂😎💯🙌🔥
As I get this notification
I BALL OUT LAUGHING 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:57 make me laugh so hard I almost poop my self 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂and 2:57 oh god this video make to poop done my self
Noooo Sampson don't worry with them don't cut off d hair 😫😫😫😫🌠
Bald head pigeon sampson like baldy
O gosh boy😂😂😂😂😂ah can't stop laughing 😂
Everybody going an dis Sampson if he go balled
Although Sampson probably don't no me he is like my brother so I en go diss him
But be honest, yuh would love to see him bald ent.🧐
@@dannyboy6240 lol probably
Sampson going bald is basically he hairline receeding 0.2% the size of he forehead
Sure right
Sampson:I want a bite like me I
Barbar:I not really good I will try
Sampson: thx man
1day later,your mom take your hair for a mop
and she tried to mop😂😂😂
Keep up the good wrk bro can't wait tuh see yuh whenever yuh having the next meet and greet
Barber : Yo Wha yuh want?
Sampson: Make me look like a tv show star.
Barber: Say no more
*haircut finishes and sampson think he is chris brown while he is sid the science kid*
Sampson: THanks For this barber
Also the barber: YH' *whispers* sid the science kid lollll
I honestly couldn't roast on TH-cam cause I liked Ur hair😭♥️the colour fit u well🤗😂
true
Fuh real
Nah
It wet tbh
I won't lie either the colour did fit him
Seeing that thumbnail brings back memories
Like Elsa send she man aka certified Sampson hairline into the unknown
Yo na bin ha fo do in so lol😂😂😂😂
Lol
Lolz hahahahahahah,😂😂😂😂
lol 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me: wait for it...
0:41
me: I KNOW HE WAS GOING AND SAY DA.
Love the roasting videos but you know what else I like that into, that was on point Sampson,btw love the videos
Broddah in the end yuh throw away the broom like yuh throw away yuh goood looks
Sampson ah wanted to roast you but time did pass
Who else wanted to comment too
Me to I vex
Me to
Meh
Yeah me too
Trini weeb? Kaneki from Tokyo ghoul yo pfp 😳
The one with the crop really had me dieing of laughter please help me 😂😂😂😂😂
You tryna look like like nle choppa? 😂😂
Yes
Smeagle and Sampson have resemblance 1:57
This got me 😂😂😂😂
1:57 almost made me cry of laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ikr
Same dan
F***
😂❤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😢😅😊😮❤❤
NO. DON'T CUT YOUR HAIR! Cause you catch these hands.👊 #CertifiedSquad.
Ur hairline hiding from covid 19 too awah😂
Janitor; Where de mop
Me: Right there
Certified Sampson: I is no mop
1:44 now we know where that $0.00 smile come from
No don't cut your hair omg I was dying with all the comments people post luv this,Thanks for making me laugh in this sad time all the way from Pennsylvania keep doing what u do...
His videos need to be longer🤣🤣
I love the one with the funeral meme.... lmao 😂🤣🤣🤣😂 ... u go reach big with dis boi... U ShOuLd go bald!
Frozen should have sing let it go where did your hairline go
Ye bro ye he hair line try to stay close to he face but it followed Elsa motivated words and let it go for to long now it's to late to try to hold it back😂😂😂
1:57 😂😂😂😂 certified mopson blue soap black goblin😂😂😂😂😂
Lmfao, you're hilarious
Love hair style best TH-camr your the best 😎☺🤗😇🍅 your a Guyana man don't be sad 🇬🇾🇬🇾🇬🇾🇬🇾🇬🇾 loved your eyes and I liked and subscribe
Buy it still wouldn't hide dat hairline or forehead of urs
Hi
@@devonunknown9157 bye
Lol
Certified Samson I glad you told us to subscribe to b sqaud I started to love them I love there pranks and Eron does kill me
YASSS EVERYONE LOVES A *BALD* SAMPSON😂😂😂
My Friend: oh shux I spill my juice on the door
Me:Ways I can't find de mop...hold on I know just who to call
Me,dials certified sampson number... "Eh bro I need your hair
1:58 kill meh🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂☠️💀💀💀💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lets gooooo....take ah bald head and lewwe see if u go resemble ah bald head pigeon 😂😂
Yes shave ur head bald,,,u will look like u have a mirror on ur head
Lol
Breda your head look like a mop fi tru no . The mop look betta 😂😂😂
Hun💀😐that style ain’t it 💀
Sampson father: gone to make tea on purpose because he know it have no milk "SON IT DONT HAVE NO MILK DEY I GOING GROCERY"
He actually does kinda resemble sid. 🤷🤷🤷
Baber :what. You want. Sampson: you know long noodles baber: say no more
Horse..
Your hair styles always in my nightmares
the garbage bag one killed me
First ❤🔥
2:21 bro is a certified mopson blue soap black goblin squid in the sea squirting black diy goblin juice😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
42 seconds late yesssssss and no views yesssssss and 142 likes and 0 dislikes yesssssss
Yes of course! ! Oh yeah trini for life
He beard disconnected like flow WiFi .😂🤣💀
mom: Ayo Jamel, ah spill sum mop head color paint on da ground... Him: okay, but meh head might stick and stay jes so
Did you know that the phone CS is signing in his intro is mine?
Wow sam be lookin like "im lookin gor my frien im lookin for u this is lala" lala: LOOK WHAT I CAN DO
turns sampson hair like sid
Your forehead is so big you can fit a whole 2 countries
I like your hair colour 😍 but don't go bold it won't end well 😂😂😂# I think this time your feelings will be K.O 😂😂# big fan of ling ling thou
CUT OFF ALLLL THE HAIR
13 those look like a rainbow
I know why he suggested a ball head he wants to turn his need for speed
racing track hairline into gothom city so you can see the batman signal on he head😂😂
Na boy
Yuh twin in the background😂
Certified mopson😂😭😭
If he go bald his name should be "Certified Baldson"🤣🤣
Me: 😂😂😂
My cousens:👀 well I could use Yo u for a work hope
Finally after all them years of youtube jamel finally not dumb he finally know the mop is he brother
Best dey name him harrybamce 😂😂😂😂😂😂
yeah sampson love and support from st lucia. i eh mind seeing u wit a baalllllld head nah
Naaaaaaa Smegle take meh out😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The last roast 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dw bruh u look good in all d pics !
Sikeeee!
When you have nothing do in quarantine certified dyes here to get roasted....
Cer-🤣🤣 certified mopson 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can't stop laugh at this
6 seconds in AYYYYYYYY mopsonnnnnnnnnn how yuh doin yuh still hah da mop hair boy wayyyy mopson
I like how Jamel puts KSI in his videos
We should call him certified side😂😂💀💀son
When they cut yuh plan they disconnect yuh beard one time awa 😂😁😂
this could be a god damn roast competition
Dem people real good the roast him good 😂😂😂😂😂
The Elsa one cracked me up
Oh gawd 😂😂😂😂😂 i laughing for d whole
Looking like the kindergarten show I used to watch 😂😂😂😂
That is burnt Mac and cheese 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Now he is Travis Scotts' cousin but d difference is that his forehead large and in charge like a goal and 2 front teeth is like a crib and hairline push back like D black widow movie finally his hair is the quicker picker upper😂😂😂
Sampson hair a black sqiud on his hair😂😂
Bruh i died with that blue soap and water
Me and mom laughed until we cried 😂😂😂😄
I love the last roast I laughed he’s not gonna have felling again
Dawg you forehead look like
When a plane going an land 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 but big up dea video
Certified busheadson😂😂