Me:grabs sponge to wash dishes😃 Certified Sampson: ow,owch wth gyal u pulling muh hair!!😭😭 Me:uhh but I thought u were the sponge!!😮 Him;really!!!!😑 Me:but look at yuh head!!
Watching the video..i sent a screen shot to my friend to ssee her reaction..so it had two pics of sampson and one Mac N Cheese Her: why did you send me 3 pictures of Mac N cheese?
😂😂😂it funny but I will never disrespect my certified Sampson like that🙏your the best dude 😎😌keep it up all the best and be safe love u and uh videos❤🙏🌹
No no to king the I can understand it would not even make the decision and not to make sure you don't want the same person as the decision of the person who doesn't want them in any way or something that is not even possible. You are amazing. The problem is the date in any other ways that you have. I think it was a very good point. You
Barber: You want some mac n' cheese to eat? Sampson: Yes, but I have an amazing idea. Put it on my head I go look real funny Barber: You sure? Sampson: Yuh And then he made this video 🧀
Sampson: Hi I would like to get another portion of fries to go with my burger please.
KFC worker: yuh doh hav enough already?!?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂🤣🤣🤣
good roast my buddy
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
😂😂😂
That look like the real safari grass
The 6ft part is the greatest with Daniel Bryan 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sampson:I want blonde hair
Barber: yuh sure
Sampson: yea
Barber: say less
But its cheese
SAMPSON: I WA CURRY HAIR
BARBER:U SURE
SAMSON:YES
BARBER:LEMMS FOR MAKE CURRY
I think his hair looks very sweet and it looks like honey :}
This so funny with the wicked part lol...
MOM: I NEED THIS WALL PAINTED YELLOW BUT THERE ISN'T ANY PAINT BRUSH
CERTIFIED SAMPSON:
SAY NO MORE
lol
@@grnivff1363 boi lol indeed lmao I laugh so hard
😂😂😂😂😎😂😂😂😎😎😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😃😮😛😷🤒🙁😝😫😓🐵🐒🐅🐅😨🤕😧🤑😭😳😱😰😬😩😨😧😦😵😡😡😠😈😈👿👹👺💀😳😼👩👵👶👩🚒👩🏭👱👩💼👩🔬👩🔬👩💻👷👩🎤👩🌾👩🎨👩🎨🎅🎅👩🚀👩🚀🤴 👯👯🙌💪👈👉☝🖕👇
👊 👍👎👌🤘👋👎👏✊✋ 👊👌👍👃👂
ZrS ward as the other
My mom: where did the Mac and cheese go
Me: mommy look it on Sampson head
😂🤣😂🤣😂
😂😂😂
Ah whole macaroni pie on he head yes 😅😂😂
😆🤣
Certified Sampson hair is Mac and cheese I want to eat it😂😂😂😂😂
Wayyyyys boy😂😂😂 ah feelin rhell sorry for yuh
The 6 feet apart was the best
Hey
Yes
Ent dog
Yuh hair looking like KFC fries
I’m not being rude but hairline looking like a butt
Samson: i want to look like my favorite dish
Barber: whats your favorite dish
Samson: mac and cheese
Lol
Matai Frett hahahahaha
Hey
Barber: What you want?
Sampson: You know abt cornbread?
Barber: sayless
Still watching in December 2020. At least his hair matches his T-shirt..
😂😂
Adsdf 2:14 g
Asdgfhjklzxcvbnm
McCann I will send it over the next couple
MAN I WAS IN TEARS WHEN I SAW THE REST OF THE ROAST U GOT
iam crying right now brother
Me: alright somebody theif my chips.
Certified Sampson: is not me.
Me: then ways that on top your head
Lol
I can't breathe fuss I full with laughter
😆😆😆😆😅😅😂😂🤣🤣pfes
bou he helan is 20 fet lon
Sampson you really savage to get that haircut even your outro roasting you 🤣
We all have to agree that Certified Sampson do make us laugh every single time!!!!
I love this one (Please go black... and never come back 😂💀❤️) got me laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
certified sampson: you could dip my head in some curry. Barber: you sure . certified sampson: yes . Barber: say no more
Damn Right It Get Roast Lookin Like A Over Ripe Orange
0-0 wow
@@potatoepuddinbadness XD
@@jaynettelougheed1955 not gonna lie that roast u do was good🤣😂
@@potatoepuddinbadness thx eh boy
I weak
Sampson's mom:wat u want
Sampson:mac and cheese
Sampson's mom:sorry I made a mistake and spilled it on ur head
1:35 now that u mesure it it looking like 25 feet
Weeeeeeyz 😂😂👍
30 feet
Hey knyala the hey
Hey
His hair might be looking crusty, but he is still the funniest/ best TH-camr I have ever came across.🤗😂🤣☺️
Qeruityjjjgjn
😕😕😔
@@nisharajkumar ..?
😂
@@tiannastanislaus3718 Loll
He beard stays 6ft apart cuz of covid .😂👌🏽
When you're so early.... there are no funny comments 😭
trure
Chante John 😂😂😂
so true
Really true
Same
I literally bit my lip trying not to lol cause' I'm not surposed to be watching this right now!👍🇹🇹😭😂😂😂
Me to
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahaha
Me to
@@arlenefrancis6151 haha
Me:grabs sponge to wash dishes😃
Certified Sampson: ow,owch wth gyal u pulling muh hair!!😭😭
Me:uhh but I thought u were the sponge!!😮
Him;really!!!!😑
Me:but look at yuh head!!
Nah man, yuh really roast him dawg.
1:06
Ah sorry Sampson but I have to laugh😂😂
Simopson : I want to be a mac n cheese.pie
Barbara: you sure
Me : after that I will let you be my dinner. 😆😆😆😆😆
Yuh hair look like a set a fries😂😂
Who else early??
Sampson: my hairline 6 feet apart ??
Me: hell yesss !!
Edit.:Thanks for the likes.
Sampson: ah need to take out this Mac and cheese on my head
Barber:*brings out Devon x Scott
Devon:at thanks for d mouldy Mac and cheese on he head
Nice bai my internet working bai
I’m literally bit my lip from laughing
D sponge on he head at the end 😂😂
Watching the video..i sent a screen shot to my friend to ssee her reaction..so it had two pics of sampson and one Mac N Cheese
Her: why did you send me 3 pictures of Mac N cheese?
I like you
that made me spit out my water
I never laughed soo hard at anything on youtube for a long while. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Your fans are hilarious just like you.
This was the best roast video yet😂😂😂
😂 . atp jamel get a early thanksgiving with that mac and cheese dish on he head
Muh bredda if ah leprahcon come looking fah he gold he go fall in love with dah big pot untop yah head bredda man 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 How could anyone take you seriously when you make this much fun of yourself. Take win Everytime 💯
I tried popeye's eat the take a spicy chicken sandwich 😊❤🎉
My one was with the four ramen on top his head &the cup noodles with the soup 🤣🤣
You looking good and don't let anyone roast you
Samson get vex wit d first one we,😂😂😂😂😂
Eh sampson i cyah catch myself while watching this🤣🤣
😂😂😂it funny but I will never disrespect my certified Sampson like that🙏your the best dude 😎😌keep it up all the best and be safe love u and uh videos❤🙏🌹
Me: Mommy i find the person who thief the last piece of pie
Mommy : wah pie
Me : d macaroni pie
😢😢😢
Bung no cap
i am about to cry honestly cuz studying hard but this just made my day. thanks
He must travel to America because his hairline travel back 🔙😎🔥🥵✊
I laughed so hard 🤣🤣😂😅
Yuh know what I like about Sampson is the fact that don't matter how much time he fans roast him he does still laugh about. STAY SAFE😷😷
ok
Quarantine here people getting their beard grown Jamel getting have he head like a MINI COOPER speedometer
When i saw his photo he look like Chadwick boseman ent like or not...🙁☹
Dang that sponge really blending with your head
😅😅😂😂😂
When ur soooooo early ur earlier than the creator
Certified Samson : its your boy certified Samson
Me: you mean ugly hair sampson
Barber: what you want again
Samson you now Mac n cheese the food give me that
Barber:you sure
Samson:yes boy
Barber:say no more
Sampson I want some Mac n cheese gimmi some nah 😂😂😅
Certified Sampson: CERTIFIED SAMPSON SIGNING OUT
Certified Sampson's Hairline: Certified Sampson's Hairline signing out
Government: everyone stay home sampsone hair developed corona stage 5
not the task hard for not being mean there any more about how are not
yes you are looking to fix
yes pink was won't get voted in security but we don't like you
Ur head looking like when u feather a chicken and dip it in a bucket of cheesy yellow dotisness,no offense
sampson; how my hair looking me; like fries
Bro be lookin like de next johnny test😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You for head so big when the hurricane hit you save you're roof with just you're big belly 😂😂😂😂
Mom:way my macaroni pie
Me: you never see Samson he have it on he head
Certified Sampson :here barber take a power mint before yuh start
(Barber finsh cut he hair)
Certified Sampson realizing he give him drugs by mistake
AYYY SAMPSON HEAD IS SPONGEBOB🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me:boy I hungry Sampson:look some mac n cheese
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can have some of the make and cheesy placessss
Way boy you is a madman 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
do a part 2😂
Sampson:let me do a justu for ya
Me:i bet he cant even do they Fire style:Fire ball justu dawg
Sampson your head look like a macaroni pie 😂😂😂😂😂😂
finally some budday have some colour in dey life
Mans rlly went an get ah measuring tape to measure da forehead🤣🤣🤣
sampson: i wanna wash d dishes but i forgeh d sponge at my grandma house dawg-
me: dude u have a sponge right dere and it lookin OGLY
Real life super saiyan🤣🤣🤣🤣
Samsung 4X opinion Como tapina butter
35 cents and you know what your hair look like your hair look like macaroni and cheese you hear me brother 😂😋
OH MY GOODNESS HIS HEAD LOOKS LIKE THE SPONGE THAT CAME OUT OF MY BED HELP THE SPONGE TURNED INTO A HUMAN AHHHHHH
Eh Sampson I want some of your mack and cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣 your hair
No no to king the I can understand it would not even make the decision and not to make sure you don't want the same person as the decision of the person who doesn't want them in any way or something that is not even possible. You are amazing. The problem is the date in any other ways that you have. I think it was a very good point. You
High heels like a trees that are like Frozen
barber: how yuh want yuh hairline
sampson:
Barber: You want some mac n' cheese to eat?
Sampson: Yes, but I have an amazing idea. Put it on my head I go look real funny
Barber: You sure?
Sampson: Yuh
And then he made this video 🧀
I lost my cheese can I borrow your head 😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I would never lose you you are my biggest fan😊
Pee pee might be his dad😂😂😂😂😂 😂
Sampson: hey mom
Mom: what
Sampson: i wanna be johnny bravo
Barber: All right that will be 3 million USD
Sampson: Y
Barber: Cause it looking like gold and gold is extra money
Sampson: *shtups*
Your head is looking like my bowl of ramen the baba over do it with the hairstyle😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂sorry Mac and cheezy
Me : mommy where the Mac and cheese
My mom: it on sampson head
Ay you finally get to be a part of d minions family
Way boii like yuh make mac n cheese curlier BTW love ur videos
d one with 'Make my hair as CHESEY as my vids kill meh'
Me: I want my hair like a macaroni
Barber: you sure
Me: yes I'm sure
Barber: oh k
Yuh head looks like Mac and cheese 😂😂😂 Yuh hair wicked 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh my goodness that Barbara you go that Barber the lights 😅😅😅,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆😅😅 laugh olds allowed