Dynamite Cop Gameplay and Commentary

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  • @fleskfan100
    @fleskfan100 10 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Jean has the most brutal fighting style of any character in a video game I've ever seen. That shit where she breaks the wolf-man's legs 12 times was hard to watch, even with how cartoony it was.

    • @nargarex2390
      @nargarex2390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      1000-CREASE TECHNIQUE

  • @Samurai0316
    @Samurai0316 10 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    7:00 Man, that guy had like all the bones in his body broken, and he just gets right back up again!

    • @watur123
      @watur123 10 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Every fighting game ever....

    • @ItsTheKerminator
      @ItsTheKerminator 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sounds like Street Fighter to me.

    • @nargarex2390
      @nargarex2390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ItsTheKerminator Mortal Kombat you say

    • @nargarex2390
      @nargarex2390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fair enough, he instantly vanished from existence

  • @EddieFilthSlayer345
    @EddieFilthSlayer345 10 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Chef Vortivask would have been proud.

    • @jimanstrand21
      @jimanstrand21 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      amen

    • @deadman2312
      @deadman2312 10 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Chef Vortivask was going to join the cruise, but he accidentally killed the captain with bricks and was in court during the filming of this video.

    • @EddieFilthSlayer345
      @EddieFilthSlayer345 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      as an enormous fan of Cr1TiKaL, I am pleased with being top comment.

  • @TheCoberto
    @TheCoberto 10 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Damn. You seem so much happier and loud and energetic in your newer videos. I'm diggin' it.

  • @Crispy
    @Crispy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    You already made this a good day, thank you based penguin

    • @WOLFGANG1125
      @WOLFGANG1125 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The Lil B of happiness shines upon us.

    • @subterfugue
      @subterfugue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      based? based on what?

    • @aboycallednoah162
      @aboycallednoah162 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No way it’s crispy

    • @yuiopqwert2172
      @yuiopqwert2172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wtf, based was used 7 years ago?

    • @jjanggulane
      @jjanggulane 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@yuiopqwert2172lmao right? this guy was ahead of his time

  • @Zelkiroth
    @Zelkiroth 10 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Cr1tikal seems to eat dynamite for breakfast.

    • @sjcrocker98
      @sjcrocker98 10 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      And apparently pants that have been shat.

    • @corruptedmaterial5582
      @corruptedmaterial5582 10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      He eats dynamite and shits out police officers

    • @CaptWolfy
      @CaptWolfy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He eats dynamite cops and shits out distressed dynamite cops.
      He has no digestive tract.
      He may or may not be a titan.

    • @popowerst4712
      @popowerst4712 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Of course, dynamite is extremely low in sodium. A man like Cr1tikal has to keep his nipples healthy, you know.

  • @feathero3
    @feathero3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Singing in the pain"
    Greatest umbrella weapon pun ever!

  • @AidanOP
    @AidanOP 10 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "Yehaaarrrr Yehaaarrr!" I was not the only one that had to replay that... it sounded.. like... emotion?

  • @OyVeey
    @OyVeey 9 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Abhorrent Monstrosity is a 10/10 death metal band name for real

  • @Lambo0496
    @Lambo0496 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "What the fuck is this abhorrent monstrosity doing now? It's in a brief case?!" LOL XD sooo funny

  • @CertifiedNEETClassic
    @CertifiedNEETClassic 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    7:46
    "Oh my shitstain, it's Chef Boyardee!"

  • @JunKazamaFan
    @JunKazamaFan 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I do believe I have fallen in love with Jean. 6:53 is one of the most badass things I have ever seen!

  • @Theevil6ify
    @Theevil6ify 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    3:45
    lol, "Fuck the system"
    Cr1tikal comin' straight from the underground, yo.

  • @psychonauts0
    @psychonauts0 10 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Cr1tikal video uploaded on my Birth Day? "YOU DO CAAARE!"

    • @reptilianTy
      @reptilianTy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Happy Birthday!

    • @KobianoRoll
      @KobianoRoll 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Happy birthday wittle boy

    • @zombiekillz4566
      @zombiekillz4566 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No one cares.

    • @Get-offmyprofile
      @Get-offmyprofile 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      its my sisters birth day today.
      DAMMIT JENIFER I TOLD YOU TO STAY OFF TH-cam

    • @SaintGat99
      @SaintGat99 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** I thought the same thing.

  • @Nazareadain
    @Nazareadain 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    there's just something genuinely hilarious about seeing "FAILURE" on screen as they do bellyflops.

  • @PCRevolt
    @PCRevolt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "This is a really good weapon."
    *Drops weapon*
    "Yeah, fuck that weapon."

  • @halfNERD17
    @halfNERD17 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Modern day pirates my ass, that captain has a fucking bionic eye and some sort of plasma powered bone helmet, those are future pirates.

  • @mattroks101
    @mattroks101 10 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    This game actually looks kinda cool.

  • @LuckySharm
    @LuckySharm 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:02 Okay that is a mother fucking Koopa Troopa right there.

  • @hassanico9999
    @hassanico9999 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh my god I haven't seen or played this in 10 years! Thank you so much for letting me remember its name! Oh I'm looking up a longplay of this right now.
    Ah, nostalgia...

  • @SixHod
    @SixHod 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A game where you can fail the quick time even and it *doesn't immediately game over*?! I'm in love.

  • @ziom236
    @ziom236 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the fucking game I've been looking for the last 3 years, you wouldn't believe how goddamn grateful I am, Cr1tikal. I used to play it in an arcade with a friend until they closed it up, but the entire thing was in japanese so I had no idea what the title is. Thank you!

  • @TheEnixSquared
    @TheEnixSquared 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Damn Cr1tikal is uploading almost every other day, this is awesome

  • @HemiUnaka
    @HemiUnaka 9 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    *questionable pirate noises*
    "This is a really good weapon!..."
    *drops*
    "Yeah FUCK that weapon! Can snuggle with my ass cheeks we're a lot better off without it."
    I sense something bigger behind these emotions...

    • @royatoy5769
      @royatoy5769 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He hasn't left the closet yet and these are his sexual fantasies combined with his hatred toward a single weapon

  • @Ghost77K
    @Ghost77K 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:00 I love when Cr1tiKal do new noises like that

  • @exiledPostman
    @exiledPostman 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This really does look like a lot of fun.

  • @thoriumbrother
    @thoriumbrother 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This game actually looks incredible

  • @3agle1313
    @3agle1313 10 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    Am I weird for thinking that this game looks fun?

    • @TheHasmith99
      @TheHasmith99 10 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Not at all this game looks beast

    • @SpiredPlains
      @SpiredPlains 10 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      It does look fun

    • @Grisu.
      @Grisu. 10 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      i played the fuck out of this game as a kid its so much fun

    • @kobaltx
      @kobaltx 10 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Have it on dreamcast. It's pretty damn entertaining for a classic style brawler.

    • @poopl00p3r
      @poopl00p3r 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      they'll remake zelda, mario and sonic a million times buy they wont remake this game.

  • @SeriousUguu
    @SeriousUguu 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Holy shit Cr1tikal! I've been looking for this game like... for years!
    I remember playing that at a local store such a long time ago, but forgot the name. It has a super fun co-op mode. My summer is saved haha!

  • @svinjamaria
    @svinjamaria 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    3:29 looks like someone forgot to put on pants this morning

    • @pupp3tStudios
      @pupp3tStudios 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheShrimpyNorwegian Great, now I can't un-see it. xD

    • @dejureclaims8214
      @dejureclaims8214 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +TheShrimpyNorwegian Was it me?

  • @WimpyMcWeaksauce
    @WimpyMcWeaksauce 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Why are you trying to stop those guys? They're blowing up that ship to kill the hideous suitcase monster. They're doing the world a favor. Greatest pirates ever.

  • @silent_bob_
    @silent_bob_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:05 That guy feels nice and limber now.

  • @SergioSource
    @SergioSource 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    dat 4 screen failure cracks me up everytime

  • @supnegus7711
    @supnegus7711 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:49 "yup i don't know the controls"
    lol I fukin love you critikal

  • @Valephore
    @Valephore 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "I'm your new chiropractor baby"
    and I cried with laughter

  • @bugglemagnum6213
    @bugglemagnum6213 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    this video is historical

  • @gurgy3
    @gurgy3 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Paul Revere's not hanging any lanterns on this night" - Genius, pure genius.

  • @RolandTHX
    @RolandTHX 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    7:45 Chef Vortivask? I guess this is how he ended up in prison.

  • @jadenbatt3158
    @jadenbatt3158 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the Sun Wukong reference was the best

  • @kikook222
    @kikook222 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Yeahaaaar!
    Well, he's having fun with this.

  • @Zayence
    @Zayence 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:03, Don't skip cardio, I'll bring the cardio to you. Lmfao, sooo done. xD

  • @Yuyu13379
    @Yuyu13379 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "How am I doing this?!" lmao

  • @Nekochan456
    @Nekochan456 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @7:40 Cr1tikal doing his best impersonation of Harrison Ford on the set of Star Wars VII

  • @ProfessionalSpectre
    @ProfessionalSpectre 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:50 We have a Saiyan manning the bar.

  • @guysafari
    @guysafari 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Can you say the ending part like, "Be sure to rate the video, comment the video, and subscribe the video" for one vid???

  • @ciandoyle3076
    @ciandoyle3076 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cr1tikal's videos are genuinely the only vids I get excited to watch when I see them on my home page.

  • @TheTatumrd
    @TheTatumrd 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Used to play this game a lot at cicis pizza as a kid. Brings back memories bro :)

  • @BelayOurFantasy
    @BelayOurFantasy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:46 That killed me.

  • @HemiUnaka
    @HemiUnaka 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    As someone who has just acquired some zelda games, that goron comment is my favorite thing ever and the stupid song is now stuck in my head

  • @thee-wastegamer4044
    @thee-wastegamer4044 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    wow this was the funniest if not the only funny video youve posted in a while man my sides hurt

  • @blackpoppyx
    @blackpoppyx 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:00
    melted my heart, oh my goodness

  • @Samurai0316
    @Samurai0316 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I wonder what the devs were thinking when they decided it would be a good idea to have the protagonist's clothes slowly decay and fall off as they take damage.

  • @professr9343
    @professr9343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nostalgia af I remember having this . The Dreamcast really came with a cast of good games . Pun intended

  • @thehungergames75
    @thehungergames75 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the sounds he makes at 3:05 instantly forced me to jizz

  • @TrueKaras
    @TrueKaras 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I know places where this golden masterpiece still runs on arcades.
    Best spent coins, EVER.

  • @ranbourne
    @ranbourne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “You don’t wanna give me the barbell fine , I’ll be a barbarian.”

  • @xboxlivers
    @xboxlivers 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've played this game so much as a child, I loved it.

  • @ratsnroplive6380
    @ratsnroplive6380 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Games like these were my favorite arcade games me and my friends would spend hours beating these in the pizza parlour / arcades.

  • @pupp3tStudios
    @pupp3tStudios 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    xD
    Every time he denied a quick-time event, I cackled so hard.

  • @Mamaspeeder
    @Mamaspeeder 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh yeah, heard a little about this game years ago. I was reminded it existed when I saw Bruno in Project X Zone.

  • @stephenramkhelawon2143
    @stephenramkhelawon2143 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I lost it when I heard his pirate impression!

  • @AyyItsRoboProductions
    @AyyItsRoboProductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Underrated

  • @sumojo
    @sumojo 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy shit I almost died!! Some if the best fighting sequences I've seen in a game for its time

  • @mutalisklover
    @mutalisklover 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the greatest channel of all time.

  • @WilliamDecarMusic
    @WilliamDecarMusic 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    There is nothing better in life than hearing him pretend to be a pirate.

  • @hfmadness6
    @hfmadness6 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    That "YAR-HARR" was downright hilarious.

  • @ingsoc3125
    @ingsoc3125 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy cow, I remember seeing this game at a pizza place when I was really young. Thanks for the blast of nostalgia Cr1tikal!

  • @TheItalianFun
    @TheItalianFun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This game was a masterpiece..spent so many coins back in the 90s

  • @Sh0kiassassin
    @Sh0kiassassin 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man you are still as funny as you always were. I was one of your first few subscrubers too

  • @Mindset
    @Mindset 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:38 that was unreal :-D

  • @Vlad_3d
    @Vlad_3d 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Oh, goodness me! A DDT. Welcome to Planet Titmilk"
    My sides flew away

  • @RezzaNL
    @RezzaNL 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:55 holyshit that massage.

  • @gamergotaids
    @gamergotaids 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    "You dont want to give me the bar bell . I'll be a barbarian ! " Found this extremely funny

  • @josea2123
    @josea2123 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    oh my, nostalgia strikes again. this game was awesome

  • @connorcampbell5839
    @connorcampbell5839 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    On a scale of 1 to Like, how much does this?
    - Cr1TiKaL

  • @shuasemaahes
    @shuasemaahes 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Almost a million subs, and all he does is play for fun.
    I mean this dude donates all the money he makes to charity...probably the only big youtuber who actually plays for fun.

  • @IdontdotheUtube
    @IdontdotheUtube 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I remember games like this at the arcade... TAKE MY MONEY!
    They were the best.

  • @alexisguerrero7837
    @alexisguerrero7837 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can already imagine Cr1tikal in a dangerous situation and warding off his enemies with a baguette.

  • @N00BSYBORG
    @N00BSYBORG 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    This game was awesome and the fact that it's basically a Die Hard game makes it even awesomer.

  • @chaoticneutral2401
    @chaoticneutral2401 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:06 - thanks doc

  • @Chthonian121
    @Chthonian121 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was actually a readlly fun game in the 1990s. If you were a 90's kid, you'd remember playing this game at your friends/cousins house and wishing you had it lmao

  • @SlurpeeTheUnholy
    @SlurpeeTheUnholy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "This is a really good weapon."
    *drops*
    "Yeah, fuck that weapon."

  • @LalaAmandaSings
    @LalaAmandaSings 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I completely lost it when he did his pirate impression oh my god

  • @MikMogus
    @MikMogus 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    This man has the most advanced vocabulary in the entire human race.

  • @DarrylDeSantaTTV
    @DarrylDeSantaTTV 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You did the DDT and Triple H's pedigree move. Awwwwwww yeeeeaaaaah

  • @Kekistani_Insurgent
    @Kekistani_Insurgent 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "On a scale from 1 to 'Like,' how much does this?"

  • @lefred5151
    @lefred5151 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think it's my favorite Cr1t1kal video..Can't be so sure i've seen so many but this one is really good.

  • @PsycikStrommz
    @PsycikStrommz 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yeeaahaaaarr. Cr1tikal, you are full of surprises

  • @RelentlessParasite
    @RelentlessParasite 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I used to play this so much at the Arcades!

  • @juhahoik
    @juhahoik 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "A D.D.T.!! Welcome to planet titmilk! Holy shit!" made me slightly move the my smiling muscles ass hamster.

  • @brostepisthebest
    @brostepisthebest 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    from 6:48 the way you own him is extraordinarily awesome!

  • @Daistri
    @Daistri 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At 3:03 I was like "Holy fucking shit, was that Cr1TiKal?!"

  • @pooopile
    @pooopile 10 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Play the ps1 scooby doo game

  • @sketchywest1176
    @sketchywest1176 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:40 Holy crap, is that Pun-pun Kill Chan!?

  • @sltysailor
    @sltysailor 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    "well thats the end of this video"
    -NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that video was too good and that game is hilarious!

  • @Webberjo
    @Webberjo 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I thought this was going to be a generic fighting game, until you picked up the exercise bike. I was thoroughly amused.

  • @mrspoon1259
    @mrspoon1259 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is was actually the first DC game I played. Beautiful.

  • @killkarma361
    @killkarma361 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:00 one of the rare Cr1tikal calls

  • @IslanKleinknecht
    @IslanKleinknecht 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best limb-breaking game ever, by the looks of it.

  • @_nytmre
    @_nytmre 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't even know why I laughed so hard at "Behold, a big ship," but I have no regrets