Jean has the most brutal fighting style of any character in a video game I've ever seen. That shit where she breaks the wolf-man's legs 12 times was hard to watch, even with how cartoony it was.
Oh my god I haven't seen or played this in 10 years! Thank you so much for letting me remember its name! Oh I'm looking up a longplay of this right now. Ah, nostalgia...
This is the fucking game I've been looking for the last 3 years, you wouldn't believe how goddamn grateful I am, Cr1tikal. I used to play it in an arcade with a friend until they closed it up, but the entire thing was in japanese so I had no idea what the title is. Thank you!
*questionable pirate noises* "This is a really good weapon!..." *drops* "Yeah FUCK that weapon! Can snuggle with my ass cheeks we're a lot better off without it." I sense something bigger behind these emotions...
Holy shit Cr1tikal! I've been looking for this game like... for years! I remember playing that at a local store such a long time ago, but forgot the name. It has a super fun co-op mode. My summer is saved haha!
Why are you trying to stop those guys? They're blowing up that ship to kill the hideous suitcase monster. They're doing the world a favor. Greatest pirates ever.
I wonder what the devs were thinking when they decided it would be a good idea to have the protagonist's clothes slowly decay and fall off as they take damage.
Almost a million subs, and all he does is play for fun. I mean this dude donates all the money he makes to charity...probably the only big youtuber who actually plays for fun.
This was actually a readlly fun game in the 1990s. If you were a 90's kid, you'd remember playing this game at your friends/cousins house and wishing you had it lmao
Jean has the most brutal fighting style of any character in a video game I've ever seen. That shit where she breaks the wolf-man's legs 12 times was hard to watch, even with how cartoony it was.
1000-CREASE TECHNIQUE
7:00 Man, that guy had like all the bones in his body broken, and he just gets right back up again!
Every fighting game ever....
Sounds like Street Fighter to me.
@@ItsTheKerminator Mortal Kombat you say
Fair enough, he instantly vanished from existence
Chef Vortivask would have been proud.
amen
Chef Vortivask was going to join the cruise, but he accidentally killed the captain with bricks and was in court during the filming of this video.
as an enormous fan of Cr1TiKaL, I am pleased with being top comment.
Damn. You seem so much happier and loud and energetic in your newer videos. I'm diggin' it.
with the 'yar hars!' as well, lol
Right! lawl
Man you're gonna love him 4 years from now
You gonna love him even more.
You already made this a good day, thank you based penguin
The Lil B of happiness shines upon us.
based? based on what?
No way it’s crispy
Wtf, based was used 7 years ago?
@@yuiopqwert2172lmao right? this guy was ahead of his time
Cr1tikal seems to eat dynamite for breakfast.
And apparently pants that have been shat.
He eats dynamite and shits out police officers
He eats dynamite cops and shits out distressed dynamite cops.
He has no digestive tract.
He may or may not be a titan.
Of course, dynamite is extremely low in sodium. A man like Cr1tikal has to keep his nipples healthy, you know.
"Singing in the pain"
Greatest umbrella weapon pun ever!
"Yehaaarrrr Yehaaarrr!" I was not the only one that had to replay that... it sounded.. like... emotion?
Abhorrent Monstrosity is a 10/10 death metal band name for real
"What the fuck is this abhorrent monstrosity doing now? It's in a brief case?!" LOL XD sooo funny
7:46
"Oh my shitstain, it's Chef Boyardee!"
I do believe I have fallen in love with Jean. 6:53 is one of the most badass things I have ever seen!
3:45
lol, "Fuck the system"
Cr1tikal comin' straight from the underground, yo.
Cr1tikal video uploaded on my Birth Day? "YOU DO CAAARE!"
Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday wittle boy
No one cares.
its my sisters birth day today.
DAMMIT JENIFER I TOLD YOU TO STAY OFF TH-cam
***** I thought the same thing.
there's just something genuinely hilarious about seeing "FAILURE" on screen as they do bellyflops.
"This is a really good weapon."
*Drops weapon*
"Yeah, fuck that weapon."
Modern day pirates my ass, that captain has a fucking bionic eye and some sort of plasma powered bone helmet, those are future pirates.
This game actually looks kinda cool.
5:02 Okay that is a mother fucking Koopa Troopa right there.
Oh my god I haven't seen or played this in 10 years! Thank you so much for letting me remember its name! Oh I'm looking up a longplay of this right now.
Ah, nostalgia...
A game where you can fail the quick time even and it *doesn't immediately game over*?! I'm in love.
This is the fucking game I've been looking for the last 3 years, you wouldn't believe how goddamn grateful I am, Cr1tikal. I used to play it in an arcade with a friend until they closed it up, but the entire thing was in japanese so I had no idea what the title is. Thank you!
Damn Cr1tikal is uploading almost every other day, this is awesome
*questionable pirate noises*
"This is a really good weapon!..."
*drops*
"Yeah FUCK that weapon! Can snuggle with my ass cheeks we're a lot better off without it."
I sense something bigger behind these emotions...
He hasn't left the closet yet and these are his sexual fantasies combined with his hatred toward a single weapon
3:00 I love when Cr1tiKal do new noises like that
This really does look like a lot of fun.
This game actually looks incredible
It was lotta fun
Am I weird for thinking that this game looks fun?
Not at all this game looks beast
It does look fun
i played the fuck out of this game as a kid its so much fun
Have it on dreamcast. It's pretty damn entertaining for a classic style brawler.
they'll remake zelda, mario and sonic a million times buy they wont remake this game.
Holy shit Cr1tikal! I've been looking for this game like... for years!
I remember playing that at a local store such a long time ago, but forgot the name. It has a super fun co-op mode. My summer is saved haha!
3:29 looks like someone forgot to put on pants this morning
TheShrimpyNorwegian Great, now I can't un-see it. xD
+TheShrimpyNorwegian Was it me?
Why are you trying to stop those guys? They're blowing up that ship to kill the hideous suitcase monster. They're doing the world a favor. Greatest pirates ever.
7:05 That guy feels nice and limber now.
dat 4 screen failure cracks me up everytime
0:49 "yup i don't know the controls"
lol I fukin love you critikal
"I'm your new chiropractor baby"
and I cried with laughter
this video is historical
"Paul Revere's not hanging any lanterns on this night" - Genius, pure genius.
7:45 Chef Vortivask? I guess this is how he ended up in prison.
the Sun Wukong reference was the best
Yeahaaaar!
Well, he's having fun with this.
4:03, Don't skip cardio, I'll bring the cardio to you. Lmfao, sooo done. xD
"How am I doing this?!" lmao
@7:40 Cr1tikal doing his best impersonation of Harrison Ford on the set of Star Wars VII
4:50 We have a Saiyan manning the bar.
Can you say the ending part like, "Be sure to rate the video, comment the video, and subscribe the video" for one vid???
Cr1tikal's videos are genuinely the only vids I get excited to watch when I see them on my home page.
Used to play this game a lot at cicis pizza as a kid. Brings back memories bro :)
1:46 That killed me.
As someone who has just acquired some zelda games, that goron comment is my favorite thing ever and the stupid song is now stuck in my head
wow this was the funniest if not the only funny video youve posted in a while man my sides hurt
3:00
melted my heart, oh my goodness
I wonder what the devs were thinking when they decided it would be a good idea to have the protagonist's clothes slowly decay and fall off as they take damage.
Nostalgia af I remember having this . The Dreamcast really came with a cast of good games . Pun intended
the sounds he makes at 3:05 instantly forced me to jizz
I know places where this golden masterpiece still runs on arcades.
Best spent coins, EVER.
“You don’t wanna give me the barbell fine , I’ll be a barbarian.”
I've played this game so much as a child, I loved it.
Games like these were my favorite arcade games me and my friends would spend hours beating these in the pizza parlour / arcades.
xD
Every time he denied a quick-time event, I cackled so hard.
Oh yeah, heard a little about this game years ago. I was reminded it existed when I saw Bruno in Project X Zone.
I lost it when I heard his pirate impression!
Underrated
Holy shit I almost died!! Some if the best fighting sequences I've seen in a game for its time
This is the greatest channel of all time.
There is nothing better in life than hearing him pretend to be a pirate.
That "YAR-HARR" was downright hilarious.
Holy cow, I remember seeing this game at a pizza place when I was really young. Thanks for the blast of nostalgia Cr1tikal!
This game was a masterpiece..spent so many coins back in the 90s
Man you are still as funny as you always were. I was one of your first few subscrubers too
6:38 that was unreal :-D
"Oh, goodness me! A DDT. Welcome to Planet Titmilk"
My sides flew away
6:55 holyshit that massage.
"You dont want to give me the bar bell . I'll be a barbarian ! " Found this extremely funny
oh my, nostalgia strikes again. this game was awesome
On a scale of 1 to Like, how much does this?
- Cr1TiKaL
Almost a million subs, and all he does is play for fun.
I mean this dude donates all the money he makes to charity...probably the only big youtuber who actually plays for fun.
I remember games like this at the arcade... TAKE MY MONEY!
They were the best.
I can already imagine Cr1tikal in a dangerous situation and warding off his enemies with a baguette.
This game was awesome and the fact that it's basically a Die Hard game makes it even awesomer.
1:06 - thanks doc
This was actually a readlly fun game in the 1990s. If you were a 90's kid, you'd remember playing this game at your friends/cousins house and wishing you had it lmao
"This is a really good weapon."
*drops*
"Yeah, fuck that weapon."
I completely lost it when he did his pirate impression oh my god
This man has the most advanced vocabulary in the entire human race.
You did the DDT and Triple H's pedigree move. Awwwwwww yeeeeaaaaah
"On a scale from 1 to 'Like,' how much does this?"
yes
I think it's my favorite Cr1t1kal video..Can't be so sure i've seen so many but this one is really good.
Yeeaahaaaarr. Cr1tikal, you are full of surprises
I used to play this so much at the Arcades!
"A D.D.T.!! Welcome to planet titmilk! Holy shit!" made me slightly move the my smiling muscles ass hamster.
from 6:48 the way you own him is extraordinarily awesome!
At 3:03 I was like "Holy fucking shit, was that Cr1TiKal?!"
Play the ps1 scooby doo game
YES!
That's an eternal classic.
8:40 Holy crap, is that Pun-pun Kill Chan!?
"well thats the end of this video"
-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that video was too good and that game is hilarious!
I thought this was going to be a generic fighting game, until you picked up the exercise bike. I was thoroughly amused.
This is was actually the first DC game I played. Beautiful.
3:00 one of the rare Cr1tikal calls
Best limb-breaking game ever, by the looks of it.
I don't even know why I laughed so hard at "Behold, a big ship," but I have no regrets