Committing Horrible Crimes For A Few Dollars in Family Man

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  • @tmcwas3717
    @tmcwas3717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    “Committing horrible crimes for a few bucks”
    Oh you usually do that for free

    • @hornetisntvoid5730
      @hornetisntvoid5730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nice

    • @n_aniki
      @n_aniki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hornetisntvoid5730 A fellow man of hallownest

    • @JimBobe
      @JimBobe 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Very cool

    • @hornetisntvoid5730
      @hornetisntvoid5730 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      NotAniki yup do think hornet is void

    • @icpool5624
      @icpool5624 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well he does need something to fuel his supply of coffee

  • @brokenbeargames3061
    @brokenbeargames3061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +787

    Thanks for playing our game! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO GRACE OH NO

    • @mastergamer591
      @mastergamer591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      You guys have a very unique game - the art style is really well done.

    • @kenjiotake
      @kenjiotake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Wait... Grace? You should definitely send this to Josh from Let's Game it Out, it'd be a nice addition to his "Tormenting Grace" series.

    • @brokenbeargames3061
      @brokenbeargames3061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@mastergamer591 Thanks so much! Maybe you'll buy it?

    • @brokenbeargames3061
      @brokenbeargames3061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@kenjiotake There's an idea...

    • @didariyo
      @didariyo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Your game is really good!

  • @faceplant950
    @faceplant950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    "For a town of like 10 people, there's a *lot* of violence here" as he literally beats a man to death. Of course, it all started when you came to town... Nah, that's just a coincidence.
    Love the videos. In bed sick, feeling like crap, but that made me smile.

    • @jetdoge4715
      @jetdoge4715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hope you get better!

    • @Kevin-ep8sy
      @Kevin-ep8sy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      get well soon!

    • @kerokero9458
      @kerokero9458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Get better soon!

    • @TheGoobster226
      @TheGoobster226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hope you're feeling better

  • @DrP3pperIsLife
    @DrP3pperIsLife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    the random guy: We buy junk
    DF: Lemme go get my family

  • @aminik3591
    @aminik3591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    "Commiting horrible crimes"
    Seems like an average day for DF

    • @brokenbeargames3061
      @brokenbeargames3061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Average day in Riverport, that's for sure.

    • @jtjpro13
      @jtjpro13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Buy the game! That commenter above me is one of the dev team. The Devs are really cool and responsive, and the plot not featured by DF is wild and hilarious. It's not the longest game but I would say it's worth supporting an indie game studio. Came for the lulz, stayed for the actually pretty good game.

  • @marapayne6207
    @marapayne6207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    “Committing Horrible Crimes”
    What else do you do?

    • @ShaneGillislover
      @ShaneGillislover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Commit war crimes.

    • @brokenbeargames3061
      @brokenbeargames3061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Work in the burger bar, donate to the food bank, become a surgeon, avoid relentless murder.

    • @jtjpro13
      @jtjpro13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Get a strong feeling I'm in an episode of Breaking Bad meets Weeds meets... The Sims? It's actually a pretty hilarious game.

    • @brokenbeargames3061
      @brokenbeargames3061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jtjpro13 Stop listing things from "Top Secret Inspirations.txt"

  • @thefirestorm3867
    @thefirestorm3867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    I knew from the title this was from DF, your videos are hilarious, and the sound effects are perfect too

    • @kenjiotake
      @kenjiotake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's q nice cintrast to other youtubers who like to ruin game characters' lives like GrayStillPlays ir Let's Game it out, DF has a more calm yet terrifyingly evil voice that soothes you while Gray and Josh have jarring voices that just scream every time, which just makes DF more fun to watch.

    • @crossingplays2155
      @crossingplays2155 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or graystillplays or RTgames

  • @SquarEleven
    @SquarEleven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Top 10 rarest things on earth:
    Number 1: DF Laughing

  • @brentech1
    @brentech1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was laughing so hard when you said “ great! I stole only $2”

  • @Ap0Kal1ps3
    @Ap0Kal1ps3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Deers don't moo"
    They kinda do, though...

  • @podthereal
    @podthereal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:25 What a way to go out. Fighting a cow

  • @elitaylor146
    @elitaylor146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Have a good day everyone!

  • @iansinoz56
    @iansinoz56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I get way more enjoyment out of watching you play good games than making the best out of a bad game. Still going to keep liking anyway, cause these videos brighten my morning.

  • @ZOE123SPACEINVADER
    @ZOE123SPACEINVADER 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Washing machine: is in the kitchen.
    Me an ignorant: yes?

  • @thelightningguy4230
    @thelightningguy4230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love how he designates one or more people to be "idiotstick"

  • @BrainSlugs83
    @BrainSlugs83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If they made this more crime oriented and less family oriented, it would make a pretty cool VR game.

  • @crackpulli420
    @crackpulli420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Now wheres the damn mom can i use the kid" sounds wrong out of context😂😂😂

  • @lunarstreaks5128
    @lunarstreaks5128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Alternative title:
    *Doing what I love AND getting paid*

  • @trenton6219
    @trenton6219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Never knew how much I wanted DF to say "Tickles my fancy" till now

  • @flitz7549
    @flitz7549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    for some reason i miss the old days when he played stardew valley

  • @xeaxanthyxo
    @xeaxanthyxo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You know what they say, a candian man would make a great family man.

  • @joker7971
    @joker7971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Df will be a “great” dad someday...

  • @xXSmexyTigerXx
    @xXSmexyTigerXx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    DangerouslyFunny, I love you, I really do, and I appreciate your videos a lot. However, can you please number them at least? It's always kinda a bummer having to stop the video and go through your channel to make sure this is the first one in the series.

  • @cbruxx
    @cbruxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "we buy junk" ... " let me go get the family" xD oh sht... but i mean ur not wrong.

  • @dawnpaton2038
    @dawnpaton2038 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You:I fot a cow before
    Dies to cow
    Me:cereal

  • @wahid28
    @wahid28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    0:50 DF:no i said i touche your mom
    The guy: *:o*

  • @aminik3591
    @aminik3591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Also I love the way he said melee like me lee instead of may lay

  • @pbsixgun6
    @pbsixgun6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You can donate the rotten pizza to the food bank every day for a boost to karma....weirdly enough.

  • @whittenx
    @whittenx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You are pure, hilarious, chaos and I love it :3.

  • @oscarhoegler2112
    @oscarhoegler2112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I still don’t understand how Horrible Crimes for a Few Dollars works

  • @fiercewolf2661
    @fiercewolf2661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Honestly I want to grow up just like him and do the same job breaking games

  • @jtjpro13
    @jtjpro13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Buy the game! The Devs are really cool and responsive, and the plot not featured by DF is wild and hilarious. It's not the longest game but I would say it's worth supporting an indie game studio. Came for the lulz, stayed for the actually pretty good game.

  • @harukik2634
    @harukik2634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I Genueinly love your content keep going ! :)

  • @benjamingardiner5408
    @benjamingardiner5408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *Reads tumbnail*
    "Yeah that sounds like a DF game"

  • @coder-c6961
    @coder-c6961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is a pretty cool game I'd like to see you do more of it. Love your videos

  • @Arkanelancer
    @Arkanelancer 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This game breaks the Geneva Convention. 9:48 for reference

  • @buckowens2841
    @buckowens2841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Horrible Crimes for a Few Dollars? Reminds me of a certain president who likes to take napkins first.

  • @harambe3828
    @harambe3828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Alternative title:Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

  • @RinSyuveil
    @RinSyuveil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Me le damage" love it that sounded so cut compared to how dark DF likes to be

  • @apolinariobautista5037
    @apolinariobautista5037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:38 never knew DF sweared but i don’t really care xD

  • @Danielle-eu3li
    @Danielle-eu3li 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love watching you play any game things die in

  • @ch3shire_kat
    @ch3shire_kat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *racoon exists*
    DF (on a de-weeding mission):"Oooooh, that looks punchable!"
    Me: poor trash panda, poor Rocket
    DF proceeds to beat up a trash can and a flower
    Me: well, it's not his fault he doesn't have any proper weapons (yet) XD
    I can easily see DF would sort his chores into categories depending on the amount of punching involved.

  • @___ooobodybagooo___
    @___ooobodybagooo___ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    13:54. When grandma says I gotten fat

  • @TheSonicProf
    @TheSonicProf 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:24 “...increased Millie damage.”

  • @lerby-22
    @lerby-22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *This man is too dangerous to be left alive*

  • @cocowmn
    @cocowmn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “increased milee damage”

  • @gothicanimegirl44
    @gothicanimegirl44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was literally just about to suggest you play this but you were one step ahead of me

  • @econtadini
    @econtadini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    probably no one is going to read this, but, I am reading a book and whenever the main character talks I can Hear DF's voice saying it

  • @dagoose2760
    @dagoose2760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this made my day go from miserable to amazing

  • @LolLol-xe7gf
    @LolLol-xe7gf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    When I saw the title I thought “don’t you mean capitalism”

    • @kingcyrus8908
      @kingcyrus8908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Communism is at the ready comrade

  • @swapnilbhowmick0762
    @swapnilbhowmick0762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Probably the perfect game for DF😂

  • @radrian1491
    @radrian1491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This guy is basically blitz with a really clam voice

  • @ezreaper8008
    @ezreaper8008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The perfect dad

  • @NovaRanger007
    @NovaRanger007 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ha ha, no divorce or doves XD

  • @magicpyroninja
    @magicpyroninja ปีที่แล้ว

    Mugger with a knife. give me your money now!
    DF. That's a really nice knife give it to me now

  • @stargazer9846
    @stargazer9846 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    i've been waiting for u to play this game for soooo long

  • @coryulrich6489
    @coryulrich6489 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The developer must have lived in the UK with the washing machine in the kitchen.

  • @thatfreezydude7498
    @thatfreezydude7498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Me: is there a game where u commit crimes
    Df: oF cOuRsE tHeIr Is

    • @zapz1998
      @zapz1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      gta 5 ?? lmao

    • @thatfreezydude7498
      @thatfreezydude7498 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zapz1998 s*** I just realised that lol

  • @iikoko2008
    @iikoko2008 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    When he said "heres your dog bone" i fell on the ground.
    Btw its 15:43

  • @qingyunwu1536
    @qingyunwu1536 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just 54 seconds in and already he's making jokes

  • @homedepot8556
    @homedepot8556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Illegal jobs pay more” Damn this game is already accurately depicting America smh

    • @brokenbeargames3061
      @brokenbeargames3061 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was the plan!

    • @ronniec9841
      @ronniec9841 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brokenbeargames3061 Holy shit, you guys have a TH-cam?

  • @oliviamcgee5777
    @oliviamcgee5777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    At the beginning of the video I thought you were grabbing the face of the man romantically but then you started punching him and I was like oh that makes more sense

  • @leilagilbert2799
    @leilagilbert2799 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Go talk to the old lady who lives near the beach". You mean Eliott?

  • @revlouch
    @revlouch 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Coming from let’s game it out * -hears grace- * * -screeching intensifies-*

  • @tomdagamerv2524
    @tomdagamerv2524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How would the world look like if we didn't have indie games alongside DF to just obliterate em?

  • @gothicanimegirl44
    @gothicanimegirl44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I really want to see your reaction to the later mission the police gives you

  • @faatihfattahillah4939
    @faatihfattahillah4939 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    DF Vocabulary :
    Melee : mliii
    Magnet : megnet
    wife : divorcional object
    kids : doves

  • @zMidnight
    @zMidnight 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This just in Florida man punches mooing deer

  • @Jotunni
    @Jotunni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Alternate title: Filthy acts at a reasonable price

  • @mr.michealjackson738
    @mr.michealjackson738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *Next episode* : punching everyone I see in family man

  • @Princemohamed8
    @Princemohamed8 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Play Rune Factory 4!
    Farming, mining, dungeon crawling, levels for just about everything including silly stuff like sleeping. several weapon classes, and ridiculous weapon upgrade system. Plus you have more than a hundred ways to make tons of money!

  • @shirtless4624
    @shirtless4624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wonder if he ever did the beginning to the game

  • @charlieyu2050
    @charlieyu2050 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    When you commit several murders and you only go to jail for an hour

  • @RedArchimedes
    @RedArchimedes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Just in time!

  • @shlimeball475
    @shlimeball475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The title is also red dead redemption 2 in a nutshell

  • @Hirayashi-sama
    @Hirayashi-sama 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You should Play Autonauts again. It has so much More to see

  • @shanelawrence7438
    @shanelawrence7438 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Somethings tells me if he plays stick rpg 2, he'd work hard just to be able to become a kitten exterminator for 10$ a shift. When he could make 999$ being a pimp, but he seems to prioiritize screwing over the npcs far more than self gain.

  • @thewizard5291
    @thewizard5291 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    DF theres coffee in terraria now you can now live in terraria without fear for there is caffine

  • @nirajpatel8786
    @nirajpatel8786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "milli damage"

  • @MorisSintongHL
    @MorisSintongHL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

  • @littleasiangod9524
    @littleasiangod9524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wonder if he can just chill and enjoy the game without trying to break it.(curious)

  • @Jahito_EBT
    @Jahito_EBT 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dirty crimes done dirt cheap

  • @derpninja7904
    @derpninja7904 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:31
    The story for tonight is
    "Go the F**k to Sleep"

  • @daltond1924
    @daltond1924 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    -Committing horrible crimes- Committing law break

  • @Nightweaver1
    @Nightweaver1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's like Minecraft met Stand battles from JoJo.

  • @lapisliozuli4861
    @lapisliozuli4861 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Copyright-free version of Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

  • @jacksonkennedyjk
    @jacksonkennedyjk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Her name is Robin palmer .. her name is robin palmer .. her name is robin palmer ....

  • @gkmain8017
    @gkmain8017 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dirty deeds done dirt cheap in family man

  • @aza_ace
    @aza_ace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    wait i swear this video had like 2 million views already-

  • @Smortboi20
    @Smortboi20 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    you should play Stick RPG 2, it's very similar to Super Life (Super Life was actually inspired by Stick RPG 2)

  • @wheetwheeet84
    @wheetwheeet84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love your content, Plz make more hydroneer content thx

  • @burnthunder3076
    @burnthunder3076 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is this the start of a series or did the series already start

  • @Cameront2303
    @Cameront2303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    how is DF not at 1 mil subs yet?

  • @moofy69
    @moofy69 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is basically papers please, but with more assault

  • @bunmarceno5673
    @bunmarceno5673 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    ... Dirty Deals Done Dirt Cheap the Game, eh?

  • @peterkgaming3823
    @peterkgaming3823 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Df committing crimes because what else would he be doing right now?

  • @saxx9088
    @saxx9088 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    People in the uk sometimes put washing machines in the kitchen so maybe that’s it

    • @brokenbeargames3061
      @brokenbeargames3061 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This game was developed in the UK. Apparently we do things a little differently around here.

  • @dearthofdoohickeys4703
    @dearthofdoohickeys4703 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is basically Breaking Bad: The Game

  • @Benheartsart
    @Benheartsart 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love your content

  • @samhandwich1326
    @samhandwich1326 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    “I’ve fought a cow before”