"My mom was a stripper here." OK. "She was dancing, pregnant with me." Oh-Kay... "She gave birth to me on stage." Oooohhhhh-Kaaaaayyyyyy..... "I learned to count to five as I was crawling away." DAFUQ?! Hilarious!
Your birth story is so moving! My dad was in the audience that night and he cried when you crawled away. He knew right then that you would be a special boy.
I think it's so beautiful how a new tree is growing where she passed away. It makes me wonder if someone planted it there as a memorial for her or if it was the beautiful goddess that is mother nature, recycling life.
OMG!!! When you started your "Strip Club" story, my jaw literally dropped! Then when you started to slip and laugh I was LMAO!!! This was great!! You have an infectious laugh, I love it!!! Thanks Dan Bell!!
This country is unbelievably Beautiful. I drove across country from NJ to Cali in 1995 on rt 40 or 44. I couldn't believe my eyes. Parts of it looked like the old Road Runner cartoons. Purple mountain Majesty means nothing till you take that trip.
LOLLLL. That's great that you were born on stage and learned to count the ones from the tips your mom had thrown at her. I learned to count in school and only just.
I love the calmness of "Quiet time" videos and the contrast of the "Another dirty room" videos where you're playing and joking around. Brilliant combination!
The soft, creepy wind sounds blowing in the background are almost as great as the ominous luminol test, scary af, background noise.... Keep doing what your doing!!🖤
VCVCFans no old guy with a beard hacking. A lot of children and a lot of old ladies. Plus my favorite lots of people complaining at the hospital and one weird guy listening to Whitney Houston loud as hell.
Dan Bell / Film It I'm scared of hospitals so I watched a few Quiet Times to try to calm down. So thank you for calming my nerves at the hospital today. :) thank you, thank you, thank you!!!
This video helped me fall asleep 😴 Thanks! Then I watched the video when I got up because I was interested in the story. The stripper mom joke cracked me up!
Such a sad story about Hae, she was a beautiful young woman. We were both born in 1980 and I would have been proud to be her friend in school. Blessings to her family.
THANK YOU for making her the focus of your presentation- too many people get hung up on the alleged killer(s) or the serial killer part of a story and forget the victim (including podcasts, TV specials, docs, etc.). My heart breaks for the families of the loved ones of those lost to crime.
YOU'RE MY FAV HUMAN BEING EVER I SWEAR TO THE LORD ABOVE ME LOLOL I'm folllowing this channel, and your other channel and lemme be the first to say, this is the content I come onto youtube for. love you man!
I love all of your content but I especially enjoy the Quiet Times with you. This is so calming. Then you told the stripper story and I laughed for 20 min. Keep em coming!
I'm always so stoked when Dan comes out with a new one. First time I found the channel, I binged watched the entire dead mall series...... in one afternoon :)
I live in Utah and still have never made it to Moab. I might make that a goal for 2020. I love this video Dan, and your joke had me cracking up big time!
thanks Dan, another great video as always! love the desert scenes always been my dream to go out that way to big sky country and you helped me do it in a way.
I was thinking to myself "What the hell!? Why is he telling us this story about his mom? She was a stripper and she gave birth to him on stage???" I swear I have never laughed so hard😂🤣😂🤣
completely fell for it as well. was thinking "oh man. Dan is telling us some pretty heavy stuff here... his mom? really? that's... well..." then the laughing. i'm such a sucker.
Bro, You sound like someones sleeping beside Ya and You dont want to wake him or her up. Im glad \you had a bit of fun while commenting on video too. Hahah, we had a fun with ya. Dont worry. Nice vid. Keep it up. Your fan. Always.
I'm a big ASMR listener and I think one of the reasons I like your vids so much is due to your nice voice and the soft speaking. It's not creepy!! It's great! ☺️
Ok. I'm laughing right along with you, you knucklehead!! Hahaha! Mom the postal worker stripper!! Lol! 😂😂😂😂Thanks! I needed that laff! Great work as usual.
Omg, I am literally crying I'm laughing so hard. I'm like, "Awww, this is so touching. And gosh, I just love how REAL Dan Bell is!" You crack me up! Anyway, I love your stuff! All of it. I'm obsessed with Dead Malls and abandoned buildings and even the retro stuff you do. Oh, and Quiet Time is just the best! It's kind of strange to think that someone else truly enjoys all the exact things that I am fascinated by! But here I have found it! So thank you!
"My mom was a stripper here." OK.
"She was dancing, pregnant with me." Oh-Kay...
"She gave birth to me on stage." Oooohhhhh-Kaaaaayyyyyy.....
"I learned to count to five as I was crawling away." DAFUQ?!
Hilarious!
He is amazing funny! I love all hos Content! 👍🏼🇦🇹✌🏼
Your birth story is so moving! My dad was in the audience that night and he cried when you crawled away. He knew right then that you would be a special boy.
Why is it when I hear that voice I suddenly need to pee ???
😅😅😅
The stripper story will NEVER get old, I will laugh every time I revisit the Quiet Time playlist
I think it's so beautiful how a new tree is growing where she passed away. It makes me wonder if someone planted it there as a memorial for her or if it was the beautiful goddess that is mother nature, recycling life.
😐🔫 sorry 😇
I doubt it, she was brutally murdered at another spot they just dumped her dead body there.
Very disrespectful comment
@@drizzyfest5234 how is it disrespectful? Wtf
That was hilarious. Your delivery was perfect. Re: Strip Club
OMG!!! When you started your "Strip Club" story, my jaw literally dropped! Then when you started to slip and laugh I was LMAO!!! This was great!! You have an infectious laugh, I love it!!! Thanks Dan Bell!!
This country is unbelievably Beautiful. I drove across country from NJ to Cali in 1995 on rt 40 or 44. I couldn't believe my eyes. Parts of it looked like the old Road Runner cartoons. Purple mountain Majesty means nothing till you take that trip.
LOLLLL. That's great that you were born on stage and learned to count the ones from the tips your mom had thrown at her. I learned to count in school and only just.
You have a fantastic voice. And I love your robust giggle
Thank you for the compassion and care you show for the victims of the murders in Leakin Park
I love the calmness of "Quiet time" videos and the contrast of the "Another dirty room" videos where you're playing and joking around. Brilliant combination!
The soft, creepy wind sounds blowing in the background are almost as great as the ominous luminol test, scary af, background noise.... Keep doing what your doing!!🖤
You're too much Dan! I needed this quiet time😊
Thank you for making my wait in the ER calmer. Or at least as calm as I can be.
+Megan Lansing deep breath, Megan. I hate being anywhere near a hospital so I know the feeling.
I really want to know, is there an old guy with a long beard hacking and coughing there?
Scarlett Whisperer severe pain in my stomach spent six hours there to get the same diagnosis from another ER six days ago. Pain never went away.
VCVCFans no old guy with a beard hacking. A lot of children and a lot of old ladies. Plus my favorite lots of people complaining at the hospital and one weird guy listening to Whitney Houston loud as hell.
Dan Bell / Film It I'm scared of hospitals so I watched a few Quiet Times to try to calm down. So thank you for calming my nerves at the hospital today. :) thank you, thank you, thank you!!!
This video helped me fall asleep 😴 Thanks! Then I watched the video when I got up because I was interested in the story. The stripper mom joke cracked me up!
VIP areas are commonly upstairs and isolated from the crowd
You want a scary white knuckle drive, try Mt. Evans in Colorado. Highest paved road in the US. Thanks for the great video!!
Dan!!!! 🤣🤣😅 A great video very relaxing. xx
Your quiet time videos are so therapeutic. I've been having a lot of anxiety with classes and work, and your videos put me at ease!
Such a sad story about Hae, she was a beautiful young woman. We were both born in 1980 and I would have been proud to be her friend in school. Blessings to her family.
So many emotions painted throughout this video...like a work of art. Thank you Dan.
You are so silly Dan! Love it. You had me laughing so hard🤣🤣🤣.
So Sad when a Beautiful or Any Humanbeing is Horribly taken from this Earth. Well done vlog. Oh... Love your Twisted Humor, Dan...
Quiet time is the best. Especially the faint sound of wind in the background. So calming. Love the uploads for a long time Dan!
Ya, the wind sound rocks..!
Please make another soon I’m watching these old ones again!
THANK YOU for making her the focus of your presentation- too many people get hung up on the alleged killer(s) or the serial killer part of a story and forget the victim (including podcasts, TV specials, docs, etc.). My heart breaks for the families of the loved ones of those lost to crime.
We went there and posted some pictures on Facebook, our parents called freaking out telling us never to go back to the park.
You are to brave, you go where no man has gone before, at least anyone who's scared. Always love your videos Dan! Thanks
Not a lot of quiet time with this video I was laughing too much. Thanks Dan. Nothing better than getting your video notifications
When are you starting the DanBellASMR channel?
You were cracking me up when you couldn't stop laughing. Love these videos, thanks!
LMFAO 😂😂😂 The strip club joke had me rolling!!!!
OMG, Dan you have the most contagious laugh I have ever heard! I love your videos!
Nice set of videos... We enjoyed watching..
Have a good one.
YOU'RE MY FAV HUMAN BEING EVER I SWEAR TO THE LORD ABOVE ME LOLOL
I'm folllowing this channel, and your other channel and lemme be the first to say, this is the content I come onto youtube for.
love you man!
🤣 You had me right until, "so i started crawling away on stage "
I love all of your content but I especially enjoy the Quiet Times with you. This is so calming. Then you told the stripper story and I laughed for 20 min. Keep em coming!
"My mother was a stripper . . . ." You are a twisted man! Love the video!
Honestly my favourite TH-cam channel, x
Mine too
Same
Hasna Latif me too.
it's gotta be among the top 5 for me
I'm always so stoked when Dan comes out with a new one. First time I found the channel, I binged watched the entire dead mall series...... in one afternoon :)
I live in Utah and still have never made it to Moab. I might make that a goal for 2020. I love this video Dan, and your joke had me cracking up big time!
thanks Dan, another great video as always! love the desert scenes always been my dream to go out that way to big sky country and you helped me do it in a way.
5:00
Dan carefully steers us deftly into a very very funny “side note “
He ROCKS!
🤪😁😆
I was thinking to myself "What the hell!? Why is he telling us this story about his mom? She was a stripper and she gave birth to him on stage???" I swear I have never laughed so hard😂🤣😂🤣
I nearly wet my pants 😂😂😂
I felt terrible because I laughed..but I couldn't help it..no disrespect to Dan's mom
Your channel deserves way more views for real
Hope you got to keep the ones...LOL! You had me going for a moment.
Abandoned Strip Club story was the best. LOL.
i admit it, dan had me going...haha
gazoo5681 Me too. LOL.
completely fell for it as well. was thinking "oh man. Dan is telling us some pretty heavy stuff here... his mom? really? that's... well..." then the laughing. i'm such a sucker.
gazoo5681 WTH?! It started making sense until you said "maternity leave". Then I knew it was bullshit.
I can't wait to hear where Will was born!
probably in that desert lol
Will wasn't born, he was assembled from spare parts.
In a dirty motel room?
I laugh when dan laughs and I love it!
what a creepy Forrest... I wouldn't want to be lost in that Forrest at night alone
Dosen't look much better during the day either.tbh
Bro, You sound like someones sleeping beside Ya and You dont want to wake him or her up. Im glad \you had a bit of fun while commenting on video too. Hahah, we had a fun with ya. Dont worry. Nice vid. Keep it up. Your fan. Always.
Duuuuuude.... This is still hilarious... Count to five, everyone!
Are you insane? Born on stage? You had me going! LOL. Dan you are the best voice on all channels!
Had to watch the video again, because I was moved to tears when hearing your story. ;)
I love hearing you laugh, Dan!
Dan , so funny . I do love your calm monotone voice , and this quiet time videos
That story had me going. Your laugh is what made me laugh lol.
I'm a big ASMR listener and I think one of the reasons I like your vids so much is due to your nice voice and the soft speaking. It's not creepy!! It's great! ☺️
Dan, You're laugh is sooo contagious!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The laughter never fails to make my day. Thank you for another awesome video! 💙
Lmaoo brooo 😂😂😂 4:20 absolute gold 🙏🏻 thank you for leaving that in
The canyons are simply stunning
How come nobody told me Dan Bell basically does ASMR? This is amazing.
I love your humor....it's amazingly dark at times, which I find so cool, just being yourself!
Dan's laugh is the greatest thing ever recorded in human history.
Amazing! I was actually listening with my headphones and your voice is very calming! The wind effects are really awesome as well!
That’s exactly what the RSVP Clubs 2nd floor was a “VIP” area..lmao..I️ laughed the whole time you were in there
You ALMOST had me with that one, Dan.
Ok. I'm laughing right along with you, you knucklehead!! Hahaha!
Mom the postal worker stripper!! Lol! 😂😂😂😂Thanks! I needed that laff! Great work as usual.
Got my headphones in and relaxing before bed. You have such a calming voice! I love these videos. ❤
You have a very relaxing voice Dan.
Had me going on where you were born until you started laughing 😂 than I was saying OMG really?
OMG! That was a great video, you had me laughing out loud! Thank you, I needed that!
Oh my god I couldn't stop laughing because I legit thought you were serious 😂
Wow, such funny... There's a reason this is my favorite channel on youtube.
Didn't buy the story for a second!! But I loved it 🙌🏻🙌🏻keep up the good work!
That mattress in the strip joint. That must have been the VIP area!! LOL
Omg, I am literally crying I'm laughing so hard. I'm like, "Awww, this is so touching. And gosh, I just love how REAL Dan Bell is!" You crack me up! Anyway, I love your stuff! All of it. I'm obsessed with Dead Malls and abandoned buildings and even the retro stuff you do. Oh, and Quiet Time is just the best! It's kind of strange to think that someone else truly enjoys all the exact things that I am fascinated by! But here I have found it! So thank you!
YOU ARE A KICK IN THE RUBBER PARTS ....VERY FUNNY ON THE STRIP CLUB STORY. DAN, NO-ONE LEAVES ANY MEMORIAL FOR THAT POOR ANGEL ?
Your voice is kinda asmr video worthy
Sleepndraw I was thinking that as soon as he started talking! :)
Sleepndraw asmr is awful
just about to say that!
Dub Conscious It just depends on what you're into, some people like it and some don't. It's pretty creepy but so am I so that's all that matters.
asmr vids are degenerate, Dan and his warm cup of tea voice are far above that niche.
Spoiler alert for Thelma and Louise! The stripclub bit was hilarious.
I kept pausing to repeat your stripper story to my sister with growing horror and then I was relieved and lost it
You are the best Dan!! Interesting and very funny!!!
O Dan - I couldn't roll my eyes hard enough at your stripper story.
happy birthday. i love your jokes
Dan bell talking in a tone of voice like he's announcing a golf tournament.
Stripper story was hilarious, had the wife and I buying it for a little bit.
I love the random bursting into semi-quiet laughter. To me it's more relaxing. Glad to see that one mattress had a plastic cover on it.
Sleazy & creepy.
Everything about this was fantastic. As always with Dan!
Omg! I feel guilty laughing but dammit Dan you are a twist and I love it!
Dan, does your mother know you're talking about her? 😂🤣
Will you ever do more of your classic exploration styled videos with the creepy background ambience?
I won't ruin the surprise but Dan, you are the best!!!
You really had me going there for a second with that strip club story!!!
Actual tears rolling down my face with the dollar thing
hahahaha Dan you got me good with that story of your Mom being a Stripper. Here i was fully convinced at first. lmfao.
love your voice
Stripper story had me rofl, nice Dan... keepin it classy!
Wow that Utah footage was beautiful! I've never been there. One of these days.........
Dan....always good for a freaking awesome laugh. I love it.