The Tempus boys CAN ́T STOP DESTROYING their VODS! 【HoloTempus Vanguard】

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  • @DuxihrXV
    @DuxihrXV ปีที่แล้ว +820

    You know shit's real bad when the homies start praying in earnest for you

  • @birdieboy4309
    @birdieboy4309 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    HURTING THE BIRTHDAY BOY IS INSANEEEEE

    • @souleaterevans4589
      @souleaterevans4589 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Twobert is so chill on streams that I can't even imagine him being that chaotic

  • @MatheusNiisama
    @MatheusNiisama ปีที่แล้ว +449

    Maybe this is why Hakka can do such a flawless singing girl voice.

  • @kileheart245
    @kileheart245 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    I LAIGHED SO HAARRDDD ON THE CUT OFF LIVE
    "FELL ON MY BAL-".
    GAHAHAJAJAHAHJAHAHAHA

  • @MauraxX
    @MauraxX ปีที่แล้ว +559

    I absolutely LOST my mind when Hakka said they started praying for the one guy in a circle lol, and the other stuff 😂😭 poor bettels non existent sanity LMAOO 😭 month in review is always great, I love these boys so much
    And also no uhhh…it doesn’t always just shoot dust around that age Shinri dear…anyways 😭

    • @theoverlordbear
      @theoverlordbear ปีที่แล้ว +11

      We have Joseph Joestar as an example of old party poppers still shooting confetti rather than dust.

    • @alexandriaorcld6365
      @alexandriaorcld6365 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "god please save his balls"

    • @souleaterevans4589
      @souleaterevans4589 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Weird that Shinri said that considering he's the oldest. It'll be his problem before anyone else's😂

  • @TibbaryZal
    @TibbaryZal ปีที่แล้ว +141

    TIL from this clip
    - Bettel is a menace
    - Bettel 2 is a menace
    - Hakka is a menace
    - Exorcism includes praying in circle
    - Flayon is a menace
    - Shinri is not a menace, yet- Oh wait he is one. Damn.

    • @tickles61
      @tickles61 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      So what we've all learned
      - Tempus in general is a menace (#affectionate)

  • @FavouritePho
    @FavouritePho ปีที่แล้ว +332

    I love that Flayon kept going until he broke Bettel

  • @frey439
    @frey439 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    "Your party pooper shoots dust tho"
    Bruh, shinri really has an interesting choice of words doesnt he💀

  • @Steve-YT383
    @Steve-YT383 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    Bettel still Seiso King. The way he lost it when Flayon talked about pulling down the skin😝

    • @mayushark5609
      @mayushark5609  ปีที่แล้ว +42

      To be fair I had the same reaction lmaoooo

    • @Mara_1337
      @Mara_1337 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I repeated that so many times but I am not sure I heard what he was saying. Pulled down the skin? Did he mean like when you fall and rub off your skin, but on the balls?

    • @adolfoarias6857
      @adolfoarias6857 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ​@@Mara_1337No, he is talking about the foreskin or the skin layer that surrounds the tip of the pp if a man didn't get circumcised

  • @GravityForces
    @GravityForces ปีที่แล้ว +138

    THE CUTOFF ON BALLS LMAO

  • @NessaHD
    @NessaHD ปีที่แล้ว +157

    they get so unhinged in every month in review 🤣

  • @FallenBadstar
    @FallenBadstar ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Oh my god, I love how Bettel's response to Shinri's party popper joke is just "...welp"

  • @lazymochi7689
    @lazymochi7689 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Nothing like a month in review with the boys 😂

  • @noellesato311
    @noellesato311 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Look, some of us had friends and siblings that had a full windup before going for the nads.
    Not just a kick or a punch either, if you see the fkn ➡️↘️⬇️↙️⬅️➡️✴️ input flash in their eyes you know someone's gonna be toppling like a sack of potatoes. Kids were brutal.

    • @MinersLoveGames
      @MinersLoveGames ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Uses the full burst meter.

    • @theoverlordbear
      @theoverlordbear ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And I'm betting that someone's already called that "Final Smash: Critical Hit to the Nads." XD

    • @voidstrider801
      @voidstrider801 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      In high school I once kicked a friend so hard in the balls that my leg lifted them off of the ground and their voice went surprisingly high pitch for a few seconds. I hope I didn't do permanent damage to them because that was definitely a critical hit. To be fair though he sacked me the week prior and I caught him lacking and got revenge.

    • @smolygonal
      @smolygonal ปีที่แล้ว +5

      the true IRL potbuster

    • @land_distant
      @land_distant ปีที่แล้ว +4

      me omw to Dead On Time a random passerby's nuts

  • @PrismCasillica
    @PrismCasillica ปีที่แล้ว +68

    🤣🤣🤣 Thank you for this. Nothing is funnier than Bettel being trolled by his own generation

  • @TeaTimeLethe
    @TeaTimeLethe ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Non ball haver: ....what's wrong w male middler schoolers 😱

    • @Kay_Sea251
      @Kay_Sea251 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ... a LOT of stuff...

    • @MaxC_1
      @MaxC_1 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      dudes in Middle schools can range from some of the most chill people you'll meet in your life to the most diabolically insane and terrifying human spawns putting demons to shame

    • @TeaTimeLethe
      @TeaTimeLethe ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MaxC_1 🤣🤣🤣

    • @YawnMK1
      @YawnMK1 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      In all seriousness, when growing up, we males are supposed to learn restrain, self control, etc
      Puberty however, makes this really difficult, because of the sudden growth, strenght and a deluge of hormones. This tends to happen often around middle school times, making us demonic spawns that embrace brutality among our "friends" as an outlet for the outburst of energy, so as not to hurt others. This often lead us to commit the most stupid, absurd, apocalyptical (but heroic) stuff.

    • @Steve-YT383
      @Steve-YT383 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Everything 😂

  • @corbeaudejugement
    @corbeaudejugement 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    shinri is tactical with his cursed moments. it ends up making the few examples really funny because it's just not something you'd expect him to say.

  • @articocreed
    @articocreed ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Only 7 times.... is that why Shinri has the deepest voice of any of them?

  • @mitch-zf5cz
    @mitch-zf5cz ปีที่แล้ว +40

    haha man i love how unhinged these boys get when theyre together

  • @LARAUJO_0
    @LARAUJO_0 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    4:45 Ok I did NOT expect that from Shinri lmao

  • @Ulazcruz
    @Ulazcruz ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Did anyone else name the "balls hitting 'game'"? Growing up, the bros and I called it Bangkok

    • @SP_Sour
      @SP_Sour ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My friends called it "cup checking"

  • @brawlflowers
    @brawlflowers ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Wow, Party popper, what an interesting choice of words. 🎉

  • @aleksisgabliks3881
    @aleksisgabliks3881 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    As a kid I had very slow reflexes so my balls got hit with lot's of flying objects during PE withoutme even tryingto block the incoming projectile. From full speed floorball balls to loose shoes during football.

  • @amefuyuu4983
    @amefuyuu4983 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Dude middle school was crazy, I remember playing some type of ball game with one of those foam dodge balls with a huge group of friends and I went to wind up my throw and I threw it so hard across the yard and directly hit my friend in the balls and while I felt bad I literally fell over because I was laughing so hard.

  • @Mel_Bat
    @Mel_Bat 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    As a kid who was born to parents over 40, I can confirm that I was conceived form a dust particle

  • @Rayzorexe
    @Rayzorexe ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Bettel definitely the purest of the group.😂

  • @alexandriaorcld6365
    @alexandriaorcld6365 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    it was so surreal and funny to hear them just talk about this

  • @UngusBungus
    @UngusBungus ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Jesus Flayon

  • @tastyvermouth
    @tastyvermouth ปีที่แล้ว +23

    3 out of 4 vg is vod destroyer

  • @islamiyano1264
    @islamiyano1264 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Not me reading the thumbnail "I broke the VOD my balls!"

  • @HeathenHacks
    @HeathenHacks ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Why is this categorized as a game called *Disney Twisted-Wonderland* ? lmao.

  • @velvetpoltergeist
    @velvetpoltergeist ปีที่แล้ว +6

    If you pull your hand with the other hand, your balltap will be even stronger 👍🏻

  • @Jazmin-yv8cr
    @Jazmin-yv8cr ปีที่แล้ว +11

    thank you for the clip

  • @zarael9816
    @zarael9816 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Dayumn my middle school were pretty tame compare to them cause me and my friends try to throw Basketball ball full force into our balls if we lose to a bet or a game

  • @darkeye457
    @darkeye457 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Parr of me want this clip to ge recomended to the Holo Girls and maje them wonder wtf is going with Tempus... if they hadn't already asked that a thoussnd times before

  • @_Mushroom_boy_
    @_Mushroom_boy_ 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    One time i was just standing there in the lunch room waiting for my turn to get my little plate of food and the moment i have everything on my tray and get ready to go sit down, my best friend went full speed toward me and sent his foot in my balls. I think i cried more for my food than my pain. We were junior in high school 💀

  • @genocem8867
    @genocem8867 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I broke my The VOD balls! is gone...

  • @kriana21
    @kriana21 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    SHINRI???

  • @Loveacids
    @Loveacids 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    I love how you can see Bettel’s soul leave his body

  • @liz_violet
    @liz_violet ปีที่แล้ว +10

    why does it say that you're playing twisted wonderland lol? i guess betty would blend in with the characters...

  • @andante4904
    @andante4904 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    What did Flay said at 3:10?

    • @rideronthedrumbeat
      @rideronthedrumbeat ปีที่แล้ว +18

      i think he said "didn't pull down the skin" lmao

    • @VampireSentoki56
      @VampireSentoki56 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "You can't pull down the skin."
      basically saying that hakka has phimosis lol

  • @theoverlordbear
    @theoverlordbear ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I wasn't one of those brutal boys at that age. I was a thirsty boy, though, especially about anime girls. I remember Margery Daw, Mikuru Asahina, Ami Kawashima, and Charlotte Dunois giving me quite the wild rides back then. My friends especially teased me about my thirst for Charlotte, too. X"D

  • @DancingSpacePotato
    @DancingSpacePotato ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I can’t even understand what Flay said

    • @owitch
      @owitch ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm curious as well.

    • @VampireSentoki56
      @VampireSentoki56 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "erectile dysfunction"
      "performance anxiety"
      "wrong hole"
      "size difference"
      "you can't pull down the skin"

    • @DancingSpacePotato
      @DancingSpacePotato ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@VampireSentoki56 it was the “you can’t pull down the skin” Hahahahha can’t relate soooo

  • @Gemetzel
    @Gemetzel 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What did Flayon say in 3:07 ?

  • @bun.926
    @bun.926 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Thanks for clipping this!