Damon C I coukd not stop laughing...my favourite was just that the he was confused they didn't say anything. if i was the little person id be like 'F this S im out'
I can't even. It's not even the idiots that get me. Alonzo your reactions, I think are what get me. I love watching you, especially in the morning. You make my day!!!
Haha my husband and I watch these together....It's become our "thing". We even get mad when we watch your videos without each other around. lol great work!
Lexi Jaye the guy was saying the girl was still pregnant when he and the other potential father think she isnt the mom... aka they think a pregnant woman isnt the mother of the child inside of her.
I honestly find it adorable when he laughs really hard. the way he laughs and alot of his reactions are just so funny and some of them are really cute!
Christians, if evolution is false, then why did my fish turn into an octopus!? (There is actually a pokemon that is a fish and evolves into an octopus, Remoraid ---> Octillary.)
@1:24 How do I unbake a cake? Answer given is :- Put it back in the oven, set it to the negative of whatever temp you baked it at, such as -325 degrees, and leave it in for the same amount of time you baked it for. It has to be exact! If you unbake it too much the flour may turn into wheat and the eggs will turn into a chicken. Don't ask me how.
As an European, I tend to laugh at your political situation, but then I remember that may very well be the start of a new world war. Please fix your country
When you're looking crazy in class because you're trying so hard to not bust out laughing loudly so you just cover your face but that makes it worse. This video was just too funny 😂
yogurtkitty101's channel If God exists then it is responsible for all the pain and suffering in the world. You choosing to worship such a being means you celebrate fatal cancer in children. You are a monster.
OMG at 7:26 and 8:40 I was dead from laughter. "Help! I cannot take off my mother's bra and she's gonna be home in 5 mins!!!" I am so weak with this shit XD. 😂😂😂😂😂 👌
I remember that I was watching this video with my friend at school and when we saw the carrot part she started choking on her chips because she couldn't stop laughing. 😂
"I made Jesus shaped pancakes but I burnt them. Am I going to Hell?" That was the most funniest and ridiculous one I've seen!!! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 I found it on Google
I cannot take off my mother's bra and she's gonna be home in 5 minutes😂😂😂😂 That bra situation got me dying😂😂😂😂 My question is why is he wearing the bra anyway????
And why is he not like, googling how to take a bra off himself instead of writing an yahoo answer question, which would probably take more than 5 minutes to get a good answer? Probably best not to think about it.
I'm thinking some kids may want to try them on to see what it's like. That said I was never like that, and always found them gross, but I could see some kids doing it.
The wisdom teeth one was a legitimate question. Wisdom teeth do nothing but cause pain and cost us a lot of money to get them removed, so I'm sure lots of people ask themselves why we have them.
Actually the first question kinda makes sense. Like, if MJ hadn't died in 2009, would he have ended up dying anyway for a different reason between then and now?
"if you feel me, thumbs up if you don't, thumbs up anyway cuz you will thu-thu-thumbs up cuz you, cuz you will thu-thu-thumbs up. But with that being said..... THUMBS UP!"
"Do midgets have night vision?" Goddamn that question wins.
yes they do. but only when there is nothing to see
TheMrBiermann Haha
facts I'm in tears
Damon C I coukd not stop laughing...my favourite was just that the he was confused they didn't say anything. if i was the little person id be like 'F this S im out'
Yes I have night vision
I started dying when he was reading the one with the carrot in the butt😂😂
imagine my reaction having to laugh out loud as aloud as i did in my apartment .
*HAHAHAHHAHAHA SAME OMG XDDD*
I wonder if the guy was able to take the carrot out his ass...
This is the funniest one. I laughed so hard!!! 😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Vanessa Proeung Sameee 😂😂😂
"How do I unbake a cake?"
I seriously never laughed this hard in my whole life!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
SAME 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😅😅😅😅
The Fallen Angel XbvbX same
I DIED on that one😝
LMFAO; I'm laughing more at Alonzo's reactions than I am at the questions...
So am I lol
IArtbook h
Sailing is
How do I tell if my turtles gay?
Just put another male turtle with yours and wait for the result.
Exactly!
"Everytime I masturbate I get angry and throw my turtle against the wall" =))
@@maogu1999 HAHAHAHAH 😂😂😂😂🤣
The midget and the carrot questions had me crying laughing 😂😂😂
Jordanna Scott and the turtle one 😂😂
Jordanna Scott ik same
Jordanna Scott same 😂😂😂
Fr, I was in tears the first time I saw this video😂😂😂
I can't even. It's not even the idiots that get me. Alonzo your reactions, I think are what get me. I love watching you, especially in the morning. You make my day!!!
Tessa M Ferard
Tessa M Ferard SAME
Tessa M Ferard Same to me
Haha my husband and I watch these together....It's become our "thing". We even get mad when we watch your videos without each other around. lol great work!
Jay Munee DIY OMG I'm late but this is so sweet
Jay Munee DIY still doing it?
Jay Munee DIY if
Dis so cute
This comment is so beautiful
the carrot one was HILARIOUS
Skully the Artist 69 likes and I don’t want to mess it up
That one is too close to home.
@@AleronWolf 🤨
I'd flip if I saw someone THROW a turtle! What the hell?!
ikr?
"Why do lizards die.?"
i spit out my drink
SPARTA PINGAS spat*?
BlessedButter no he means spit
Kyanthony Davis it's actually spat. It's past tense
Me too😂
Darkest Nightmares *past tents
Omg her cat was purring
"Do Midgets have night vision" yooo wtf
Lol i love replying to my own comments
Me too
Wow there are 3 of us
make that 4
😂 da fuck
The one with the boy with a carrot stuck up his ass had me dying of laughter. I couldn't breathe for 3 minutes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Light Darkness aren't those the best kind of laughs though? 😊
same
Light Darkness How are you still alive
I just couldn't hear the rest of the video due to me laughing so hard.
Same I couldn't even catch my breath
Obviously it’s the real mom...
THE DAMN BABY WAS INSIDE OF THEM!!
Mr.AnonymousGames TV the kids could have been switched at birth if the kids spent the night
Lexi Jaye the guy was saying the girl was still pregnant when he and the other potential father think she isnt the mom... aka they think a pregnant woman isnt the mother of the child inside of her.
Mr.AnonymousGames TV
Noo shit
I died when they asked if it was possible to have someone’s side chick’s baby inside of them😂😂
Maybe the baby inside of her is adopted?
"Why does my cat vibrate"
Me: *is petting cat*
Me: *looks at cat*
Cat: *starts vibrating*
ShyLess Em 😂😂😂😂😂
ShyLess Em my cat is vibrating what do I do?
maybe it accidentally ate your phone
You should probably stop doing that! You get him/her too "excited"...
I kept a straight face for the entire video, I read this comment and absolutely lost my shit I laughed so hard I cried and I don't know why.
I'm disappointed, I was going to change my race to Catholic 😐
Edgar Allan Poe I love your stories...
Stringmaster03 Sameeeee
Edgar Allan Poe I just saw your comment on a weird al video... XD
Stringmaster03 Weird...
Edgar Allan Poe It really was...
I now truly believe humans are getting dumber.
And the internet is only making things worse.
I don't think people are getting dumber, I think the internet just allows people to speak more freely lol
autumnmycat123
I think it's both.
Aaron Snowden They're all jokes
Know 1 is getting dumer ideit
This is a joke btw. It is obvious why I'm saying it's a joke
"do it in front of him and make eye contact" LMAO I'M DEAD 😂💀😂💀
2:34 MAN NO WONDER YOU WERE GETTING THEM DIRTY LOOKS LMFAO
ARMYY
I SEE U LITERALLY EVERYWHERE ava grahAAAM--
Poor puppy
It's called.... FUCKING PURRING!!!!
Julia-Renee Dudley too funny
ikr my cat was purring just now and I was like WTF you little stupid stupid dumb dumb
Julia-Renee Dudley 5:00
I was looking for this comment 😂
Is it illegal to kill an ant?
Lol
Alonzo is going to die of laughter if he keeps this up...
Astra Moon only one way to die from laughter and thats to over dose. So yes it is possible he can.
No heart attacks for 54 episodes?
He's been hella healthy.
Astra Moon it's the way he chokes from laughing too much that scares me one of these days he'll have a fit and won't stop 😂
😂
I honestly find it adorable when he laughs really hard. the way he laughs and alot of his reactions are just so funny and some of them are really cute!
MAKE MORE OF THESE! I LAUGHED SO HARD! I DIDN'T WANT IT TO BE OVER!😂😂😂
yes 😂😂😂😂😂
Yaaaaaaassss 😂
Barely Joy me to haahahah
Barely Joy I laughed so hard to this I was actually crying. My chest is in pain. This was so funny!
Am the only one who doesn’t just “lol” at his videos but actually cracks up in real life? 😂 Like I laugh my ass off all by myself when I watch.
You are not alone on this.
Same lmaooo
I just laughed so hard at the PREGNANT misspellings. 😂😂😂
Do you know what lol means?
“why do crocodiles walk to gayly?” IM DEAD
Oh god...his laugh at the carrot!!! XD
Zora Catone I CRIED SO HARD
Same
the carrot one oml😂😂😂😂
4M4Z1NG GAM3R WHYYY?????? 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
I had to pause the video like 4 times to go pee cuz I laughed so much.
You are not alone.
ScarletHeather76 I thought I saw a face in the window. LOL
me too my crying 😂
Are you Carl?
No.
"Why does my cat vibrate?" It's called purring 😂😂😂😂
"I swear he has ADD or something" Mother when she takes me somewhere public
Cupcake Pooper yeah sometimes I ooh that's a pretty cat
MEeee thou
Same
The Doctor every damn time he regenerates.
"Cause your dog is not a fucking Pokemon" I lost it at that point.
😂😂😂
I lost it far before then lol
Osiris Sirian same!!!!
That's my new favorite line ever though like omg
samee
"I have a carrot stuck in my butt...!"
You need Jesus my friend
Would Jesus be able to get it out? XD
yes
Nugget monster He must be some miracle worker.
TheUltimateBastich that's what they call him
I hope Alonzo's neighbors heard him scream that with no context
Has no one realized the description for the Foreskin Skittles question?!!?
"I like to share them with the people sitting next to me!"
*AAAAAHH*
His reaction is priceless
I can’t stop laughting
I need help
The sun can melt your camera
Also no we do not have night vision
😂😂😂 thanks. i was wondering about that 😂😂😂 lmfao my chest hurts
@DuckyTin thats fucked up lol.
That's an offensive question. To think that people with a certain body structure have night vision automatically? That's right up there with racism.
Didn't know the sun could melt a camera. That's an important thing to know so thank you 😊
THE CARROT ONE HAD ME DEAD 😂😂😂😂😂😂
glowing blue forever SAME LMAO
the ARMYs are everywhere .... hey fam 😂😂😂
jimin's thighs saves lives ARMYYY!!!
I think Yahoo Answers created the original Internet trolls
Go there and ask that...
Atheists, if evolution is true, then why hasn't my dog turned into an elephant?
Because your dog is not a ******* Pokémon!!
That had me dying. 😂😂
That would be funny though n.n
Christians, if evolution is false, then why did my fish turn into an octopus!?
(There is actually a pokemon that is a fish and evolves into an octopus, Remoraid ---> Octillary.)
I can't the baby carrot one 😂😂😂😂
I started laughing/crying when it got to the ant on the puppy part holy shit😂😂
Poor soft fluffy puppy
@1:24 How do I unbake a cake?
Answer given is :- Put it back in the oven, set it to the negative of whatever temp you baked it at, such as -325 degrees, and leave it in for the same amount of time you baked it for. It has to be exact! If you unbake it too much the flour may turn into wheat and the eggs will turn into a chicken. Don't ask me how.
That's not how ovens work, that's how your Stand works.
Good to see STUPID still isn't in short supply.
BriGuyFlyers I like you already. 😂
Hillary supporters are just as stupid.
W.M Hicks The U.S as a whole is fucked either way. One wants war and one will probably provoke one.
As an European, I tend to laugh at your political situation, but then I remember that may very well be the start of a new world war. Please fix your country
Le Uziskull As an American, I'm pretty sure we already know how fucked up our politics are.
When you're looking crazy in class because you're trying so hard to not bust out laughing loudly so you just cover your face but that makes it worse. This video was just too funny 😂
BossLady Angie why were u watching it in class?
B_Rizzy The Gaming Wolf yes. Even though it wasn't my class but my coach class
Oh my god I’ve never laughed this hard! The carrot one had me crying for a good 5 minutes 😭😭😭😭😭
This is probably the most hilarious episode out of the whole series XD
Everyone is sleeping but my loud self won't stop laughing Oml
MeganThe-SIN-namonBun 2004, you mean farting? your ass can't laugh
Vacso Kagazzle Laloobay Hoophorn Wacago Seiliu lol. I mean me(my vocal chords and such)
Rohan is gheey.
The Anal Atheist and fabulous
10/10 would pillage his butt.
My God ! and these people are breeding !!!
...wait, so midgets DON'T have night vision ??? I have been horribly mislead.
Bruce DaCynic You're an adult, stop believing in silly fairy tales like zombies and God.
Short Names gods not a fairytale 😇
yogurtkitty101's channel If God exists then it is responsible for all the pain and suffering in the world. You choosing to worship such a being means you celebrate fatal cancer in children. You are a monster.
Short Names its not gods fault though
8:28 This is where I had the hardest laugh in my life 2016
"What did my dad just say to me?"
"I was listening to my IPod so I couldn't hear him."
Why is that so funny to me?!
OMG these poor turtles :(
You need to read some of these answers, too. They can be golden AF!
5:20 omg the cat was purring
Elijah K ffjurddgjyrfvjki
OMG at 7:26 and 8:40 I was dead from laughter. "Help! I cannot take off my mother's bra and she's gonna be home in 5 mins!!!" I am so weak with this shit XD. 😂😂😂😂😂 👌
Oops I got my wisdom teeth out. They weren’t smart. They came in crooked
One of mine rotted under the gum, so it obviously made poor life choices even before it was born.
Haley Holland Omfg😂😂
Word of advice never ever get your impacted wisdom teeth pulled out without them putting you under. I made that mistake and I was screaming.
Bone app the teeth
Bum sniff the feet.
dat' pun doe'
Bone apple teeth
Why does my birthday always fall on the day I was born 😂💭🔥💭
Cat vibrating no there just purring😂😂
sophia taperilli they're*
The baby carrot part got me dying omfg
julianasucksdong ikr I’m actually crying
“I have a carrot stuck in my butt” “WHYYYY” took me tf out 😂😂😂😂😂
"Am I bregant?"
Pre-Algebra-Friend69420 am I PREGANANANT
😂😂
Am I Prenat
Prangnent
"U am pregaunte"
Am I pregananant
omg the midget question killed me
and the carrot stuck in her butt
Variety K his*
I think some of my brain cells committed sue of side from watching this xD
Da Man that auto correct tho
Da Man 8
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Mad Otaku it wasn't autocorrect. Some of his brain cells died after this making the mistake ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Does anyone else just sit there at the end of each video and just listen to the Outro thumbs up song lol
When the carrot one came on my drink went up my nose back down and out on to the floor.
I once knew a girl at High School who would excuse herself to go to the restroom to shove a plastic spoon up her butthole.
Sounds like that girl has been through some trauma. That behavior is pretty concerning.
I remember that I was watching this video with my friend at school and when we saw the carrot part she started choking on her chips because she couldn't stop laughing. 😂
The carrot in the ass question killed me.
The carrots story killed me 😂😂
Congratulations on 1 million subscribers💛💛💛
2.1 million now ^_^
Lmao when he tested the “sun-picture” question 😂
"Fumble into your vagina" is one of my favorites. It makes me laugh so hard I cry. Every time. 😂😂🤣🤣
I had a shitty ass week thank you for making me laugh
Baby Ivy same
same!!!!
This video was great!!! I watching while brushing my teeth and spat toothpaste everywhere!
your laugh KILLED ME 😂😂💀
To answer the last question, "If I can walk, you don't deserve a sandwich."
Lmao!
naa I would say "go make yo own sandwich bitch tf"😂
Joella Brooks
I would've said, " MYODS (Make Your Own Damn Sandwich)
Joella Brooks no the only real comeback is you better comeback with the damn sandwich
I would say, "Take your ass to Subway"😂
9:34 “I’m in love with my cat, is there any way I can be his wife?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
9:10 at the end you should have said....
Invite the neighbors over to toss your salad.
8:28 IM DEAD😂😂😂😂😂 ITS STUCK IT THERE😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
the baby carrot one had me dying 😂😂😂😂
Alonzo, you're hilarious bro. Don't ever stop these videos. I've laughed so hard I've cried
thank you alonzo for making me laugh. I wad sad earlier. god bless😁
"I made Jesus shaped pancakes but I burnt them. Am I going to Hell?" That was the most funniest and ridiculous one I've seen!!! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 I found it on Google
5:05 I think they don't know their cat is purring lmao
bone apple teeth
Bon ape tit
Padmja Sopori angle
bone app the teeth
chef boy yard tea
born vo yag
That midget question... 😂😂
"i can smell the skittles." 😂😂😂
i didn't find the earth while i was looking through telescope
You would have found it if you aimed the telescope down dummy
@@Lol-rq6su meany
WOOOOOOOSH
I cannot take off my mother's bra and she's gonna be home in 5 minutes😂😂😂😂 That bra situation got me dying😂😂😂😂 My question is why is he wearing the bra anyway????
And why is he not like, googling how to take a bra off himself instead of writing an yahoo answer question, which would probably take more than 5 minutes to get a good answer?
Probably best not to think about it.
I'm thinking some kids may want to try them on to see what it's like. That said I was never like that, and always found them gross, but I could see some kids doing it.
maybe he wants to feel pretty
Daniel Cooper it was probabaly a daughter.
Maybe he is trans?
''Do midgets have night vision?'' I'm crying. and dying here XDDD
The wisdom teeth one was a legitimate question. Wisdom teeth do nothing but cause pain and cost us a lot of money to get them removed, so I'm sure lots of people ask themselves why we have them.
Lol the night vision quote. He laughs so hard he falls off the chair - I cried 😂😂😂😂😂
Your laugh is priceless, love it!!!!😂😂
This was amazing! I demand more!
Alonzo is getting so close to a million subscribers!!!!! I'm so excited to see the special he'll make!
Actually the first question kinda makes sense. Like, if MJ hadn't died in 2009, would he have ended up dying anyway for a different reason between then and now?
Damn, he has me crying here at work from laughing so hard.
"Did you type all that with the carrot still in your ass?!" Your reaction to that question is the best. 8:41
Yes, send me $1000 and I'll send you a signed photograph of jesus 😂
poor ALONZO, he's going to be beyond stupid if he keeps this up!!
he gonna need a dictionary soon too haha
+Nasser El Sonbaty Oh already have one. it's a Webster one to be exact
+Nasser El Sonbaty 😂😂😂
+ALONZO LERONE that late reply haha
damn Alonzo, I was ready to sing the outro song and you give me THIS?! bruh.....
I can't be mad though, this vid was fucking hilarious xD
"if you feel me,
thumbs up
if you don't,
thumbs up
anyway cuz you will
thu-thu-thumbs up
cuz you, cuz you will
thu-thu-thumbs up.
But with that being said.....
THUMBS UP!"
Sidney A. Same here, it's disappointing 😕
Sidney A. I thought I was the only one 😥
right! I want the old outro back :(
Yaaaaaaaaassssss I thought I was the only one but I'm not
Subbed last night and have been watching all your old videos. This one is by far my favorite so far.
The carrot one got me in tears OMG I cannot breathe 😭😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Pause and read the rest of the Centipede question... it gets even stupider
Amelle Kyre I have no hope for the human race after that question. Lol
themizunderstoodtruth That makes me think that it has to be joke.
Reading the rest of it makes it just sound like a troll post unfortunately.
Jennifer Baulier Yeah. That's what I think too.
Amelle Kyre Ladies and gentlemen, I believe we have found the parent of Augustus Gloop from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory