Engineer: How am I gonna stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? Demoneer: Answer - ( drinks ) get drunk!!! Engineer: And if that don't work? Demoneer: Answer - ( drinks more ) get more drink!!! ( drops drunk and falls asleep )
@@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 Sentries don’t have to predict when they have hitscan bullets, just track. Which is why the Sentry rockets miss most of the time.
You know your enemy is piwerful when he plays guitar music with a sword, a pogo stick, one of those bog ass violins, a baguette *and this while BEING BLLLODY DRUNK AY*
D.I.Y Scrampy Kit - Build PDA - Sentry fires Grenades instead of Bullets 49% Increased Sentry Fire Speed -65% Decreased Sentry Accuracy 74% Increased Construction Speed Repairing uses Alcohol for Health Sentry Damage Dealt Increases Blood Alcohol Levels Deals 99% Critical Damage to Sober Players Inflicts Drunk on Hit Cannot be Controlled By Wrangler 199% Increased Scotland 99% Increased Mystery Solving Speed 89% Decreased Vocal Intelligibility “What makes me a good *burps? If I were a bad *burping, I wouldn’t be tellin’ the devil I’m- *burp- drunk!”
A black scottish cyclops Spy... would easily replace stealth with incoherent drunk mumbling and scrumpy bottles everywhere, proclaiming to his victims "I am DRUNK, BUT..." only to then collapse and cry due to missing scrumpy.
@@squingledoodle6105 In the TF2 comics, gray mann and his TFC mercs made robots that basically suck the blood out of people until they are dead, but because demoman's blood is majority alcohol, he gave the robots alcohol poisoning, which resulted in him killing the robots, weird right?
*"And if that don't work, use more booze"* -Dunno probably Demo the engi I mean... If he was a bad engineer, he wouldn't be sittin' there, discussin' it with us now would he?
Demogineer somehow made a sentry gun that runs entirely on alcohol, revolutionizing the fields of science, robotics and mechanics as we understand them, but he did so while heavily inebriated and doesn’t even remember how he did it.
Lvl 3 Scruntry: +: Shoots only bombs at the same rate a regular sentry would shoot bullets -Does not aim, spastically twitches while spreading bombs everywhere
@Brandon Phan does not shoot missiles, when the enemy comes near the turret will dual wield its scrumpy bottles, activate its legs and engage the enemy in melee combat
+: Can switch between bullets, rockets and grenades with alt fire button -: is constantly under the influence of alcohol and spams its projectiles in a drunken manner
0:45 "I have so many talents, where did I learn to play these things? College? Nope, that was just another year of failure." my life in quarentine right now in a nutshell lmao how did he know?!
Mrs. Tilly DeGroot: "Ya only have one job? your a feckin disappoint!" Demoman: "What? Do I need be an entire mercenary company just for you to be proud of me?!?" Mrs. Tilly DeGroot: "it's a start." Demoman:
I'd like to imagine Meet the Demoman, but it's still Demoman. What if he was just 2x as Demoman, more alcoholism, more explosions, and more *_b_* *_el_* *_ch_*
@Alpha No he means it goes randomly around the place where you are but not directly towards you therefore it can do unexpected things such as hit you in crouched jump position.
@Alpha I mean, if the sentries are capable of firing grenades effectively, it'd pretty much be an immobile pill demo, which is in fact scarier since it's hard to predict where exactly pills will roll to once they hit the ground, meaning if the sentry were to miss by just a smidge, you'd still be in major danger cuz the pill could just so happen bounce off the ground and right into you, thus taking the whole brunt of explosive damage. With rockets, you can at least predict where they hit and doge, thus the most you'd take is AoE damage if you manage to get out of the rocket's direct line of path.
worse. take an MK19 40mm automatic grenade launcher, put it on a tripod and add in a tracking device. boom, a real grenade sentry. and the scary part? that thing fires at a rate of 400 pills/minutes
The subtitles are a work of art. “Hey look Buddy. I’m not a professional demoman, but a professional engineer or something in between.” “I don’t solve problems, I cause them. With a ton of explosions!” (But not the ugly kind, with more beauty in the colours.)
"(Smacks lips) Hey Look Lad, I'm an Demgineer. That means I (Burp). Not problems like what is (smacks lips) Scrumpy. Cause that would fall (burp) of Scrumpology. I solve *zzzzz*"
"Laek dis... brimstone shootin', scrumpeh fueled piece of CRAP sentreeh designed by me mother, botched by meh, and ye better hope... och, who am I kiddin'... *burp*" -Tavish Finnedell DeConagher
Theory: as long Demoman is awakae and sober, the turrets works perfectly. If demoman is drunk, the turrets are shooting randomly If demoman is k.o.... Turrets becomes DEATH.
@@temkin9298 Oii!! YE GIT!! IST CALLED DAKKAA!! When ya talk dakkaa, ya talk like a RIGHT PROPPER ORC!! Don't be use in dat weak, PUNY! humie talk. Got dat ya git.?
1st thing to point out: Anyone saw those tiny desk engineers? 2nd thing: Don't worry, Valve will add explosive sentries after they release the Heavy update
Team Demoman 2, scrumpy edition. And my personal favorite class the Demospy, after t e n t h o u s a n d years, hopefully it'll have been worth the [burp sound] wait
The real impressive part is that he managed to make a sentry that can detect an objects velocity and stuff and fire a grenade at the right trajectory to hit it. All this back in the 60's-70's when the game takes place.
@@paulohenrique9353 Demoman can read. that how he even most his left eye..by reading the bombinomicon. said eye became monoculus and, if I keep going in the lore, the eye socket is cursed. It annoyed Ludwig [medic] and Tavish [demoman] so much to have to defeat a monoculus every halloween (yes, the medigun can make any lost limb grow back) that Medic always surgically remove the left eye.
"I am in great pain and probably die from consuming too much alcohol, don't do this at home. I am a professional, please help." - Demo Engineer Gaming 2021. His last words before dying from liver failure.
I love how banjo music is playing the whole time, even when he used pretty much every other instrument BUT a banjo ( at the beginning it was the radio playing, not his banjo)
Just when I thought you couldn't impress me more, you impressed me with a heartwarming take about an honest engineer just trying to do his best. You are a magnificent sfm creator, and each video you create shows love, care, and a beautiful balance between incredible destruction, and gorgeous stories. I 😘 (this little emoji snuck in, and I personally believe that he's got the right idea) look forward to your work with eager anticipation, and a bottle of the finest sly wine. ;)
Holy shit great new idea: Different Construction PDAs with different types of sentrys based off of the other characters. A mini (builds faster than vanilla, replaces current mini) when picked up it just follow the Engi on tiny wheels Slow reloading rocket launcher, each upgrade gives it another barrel. Flamer thrower, attacks everyone (to check for spys) stops attacking if someone attacks when in its range (proving they aren’t spys) dispenser air blasts burning allies and sticky grenades (just far enough to not hurt the building) One with a grenade luncher, can arc it’s shots to shoot over walls, shoots faster with each upgrade One thats literally just a fucking mini-gun, shoots _much_ faster each upgrade. Vanilla (for engi) New dispenser, heals as fast as the medi gun, but can’t give ammo. Sniper sentry, slow fire rate, but _huge_ range. (Can’t head shot) Fake out PDA: gives a card board cut out of each building (6,7,8,9,0) Looks like normal functional buildings to the enemy, but don’t actually do anything. (Decoys)
First video of the year! Burp!
The demoman is demo-here
Yes
That engineer is a demoman
Also the only one
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
Uh since it’s demoman I mean...
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
My dad fixing something: Engineer
Me fixing something: Demoman...
You're a drunk?
So you strap on alcohol bottles and make whatever you're fixing drunk?
@@openthinker6562 yeah
@@blakejordan8949 all the time lad
So what you're saying is that you fix stuff better than your dad does?
"I don't solve problems, I cause them"
-Dr Lalve Captions
literally the reason of demoman existence
th-cam.com/video/ehYn-l6b0i0/w-d-xo.html
Lol
LITERALLY Demoman's life in a nutshell.
Engineer: How am I gonna stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
Demoneer: Answer - ( drinks ) get drunk!!!
Engineer: And if that don't work?
Demoneer: Answer - ( drinks more ) get more drink!!! ( drops drunk and falls asleep )
His dispensers give Scrumpy
And his sentries are also drunk.
SCRUMPY
Stop,i am dieing from laughter
His teleporters do something. I’m not sure what they do but they do something.
@@deadpeopleareunabletonotdi1643 Probably teleport you into enemy spawn. Just like in Engineer Guide.
"The fool don´t think he is wise, but the wise knows himself to be a fool"
- Demoman
"vodka"
is that what you heard?
all i heard was
"aaoowl sloovond but izloowiz ???" *passes out*
Correction "The drunk don't think he is sober, but the sober knows himself to be fucking drunk".
-Demoman
"the sandwich without the "wich" is just sand"
-Demoman
(*Anakin Skywalker wants to know your location*)
José
In all seriousness, a grenade sentry would be terrifying
@Game Over but imagine if it *did* have motion prediction
@Game Over Is that not how Engineer's sentries already work, through motion prediction?
Pyros would be kinda broken then. I mean think about it, it would actually be a pipe dispenser for the Pyro
@@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 Sentries don’t have to predict when they have hitscan bullets, just track. Which is why the Sentry rockets miss most of the time.
Imagine it yells at you in scottish, or plays earrape bagpipes music
Incredible, drunk man is capable of building all of this
never underestimate scottish engineering
**news**drunk man builds the new machine for vaccines covid 19!
Touhou
Hes not drunk hes just immensly sobre.
and capturing all those intels
“I’m drunk!”
The famous last words
I'M DRUNK
*turrets commence carpet barraging the surrounding landscape with HE Scrumpy*
@@demomantf2649 where's your beer?
To be honest, I'm more terrified of Demo-engie than regular Engie.
That's what they want you to think.
Imagine, as a Spy, trying to sap his mostly defective buildings, and the last thing you see is Demoneer swinging a longsword at you with full force.
Funny how someone who loves booms is afraid of someone who specializes in booms.
The best builder does not fear the second best, but the drunk, because they have no idea what they will do
@@Crimson_Sun2486 He rivals my output of BOOMS!
0:28 Demo be like: “F*ck this guitar, I’ll play this sword instead.”
Give him the Scotsman's Skullcutter so he can play an ax.
Then he loses it so he plays a violin instead
0:43 ditches the sword for a bass
**accidentally cuts himself** Ouch! That’s what they call a sharp note!
You know your enemy is piwerful when he plays guitar music with a sword, a pogo stick, one of those bog ass violins, a baguette
*and this while BEING BLLLODY DRUNK AY*
Demo Sentry stats
-Grenades instead of bullets
-minus 50% aim due to alcoholism
-if more than four are placed, server blows up
-Random crits
@@NODNS_n_M.ORD11630 sentries already don’t have random crits
@@Ob1tuber no no, these ones *have* random crits
what about knightssentrys?
D.I.Y Scrampy Kit - Build PDA
- Sentry fires Grenades instead of Bullets
49% Increased Sentry Fire Speed
-65% Decreased Sentry Accuracy
74% Increased Construction Speed
Repairing uses Alcohol for Health
Sentry Damage Dealt Increases Blood Alcohol Levels
Deals 99% Critical Damage to Sober Players
Inflicts Drunk on Hit
Cannot be Controlled By Wrangler
199% Increased Scotland
99% Increased Mystery Solving Speed
89% Decreased Vocal Intelligibility
“What makes me a good *burps? If I were a bad *burping, I wouldn’t be tellin’ the devil I’m- *burp- drunk!”
Can’t wait for every “Meet the X, but it’s Demoman” except for Heavy
That means the Heavy Disaster 2!
Meet the Demoman, but it's Demoman
What about meet the Demoman but it's Demoman
Team Scottish 2
Can't wait for Meet The Soldier, but it's Demoman.
demo: "i'm drunk"
auto generated subs: "Oh I were too"
Well, that explains a lot...
It seems like the auto subs are gradually becoming self aware. Some real Skynet shit going on
I think there is a person actually writing these subtitles trying to get us to know that there is an actual person within the autogenerated subtitles.
Actual subs: I am in great pain and probably die from consuming too much alcohol, don't do this at home. I am a professional, please help.
I imagine “Meet the Spy, but it’s Demoman” is going to be ‘bloody brilliant!’
a drunken dunce with a french outfit
YES
Meet the Demoman but it’s Demoman
@@averagecat4220 that would have to be the finale of the series, excluding the heavy vid of course
A black scottish cyclops Spy... would easily replace stealth with incoherent drunk mumbling and scrumpy bottles everywhere, proclaiming to his victims "I am DRUNK, BUT..." only to then collapse and cry due to missing scrumpy.
Imagine getting backstabbed with a sword
"I fear no man, but that thing..'
*Sentry guns that shot out grenades*
"It scares me!"
Demoman:"Don't hide behind your toys, lad!"
Demoneer: "Aye, but they're for demolition, lad!"
Demoman: "Oh... Thats nice. Carry on then."
* Synchronized burping and drunken slander *
So many likes yet no comments
i have spoken
Even his sentries have alcoholism, Jesus Christ...
I mean, he’s been capable of making robots drunk in the comics. Pretty sure he’s capable of doing it again.
@@Chickenanndo wait what
@@squingledoodle6105 In the TF2 comics, gray mann and his TFC mercs made robots that basically suck the blood out of people until they are dead, but because demoman's blood is majority alcohol, he gave the robots alcohol poisoning, which resulted in him killing the robots, weird right?
There’s no need to aim if they hit everything.
@@driftingtoaster1989 i seriously need to read the comics, there's much meme potential
Why is the fact that even the sentries are drunk so god damn funny
Now imagine the demo in this demo team.
Because it fits
Demo is EVERYONE ELSE!
*"And if that don't work, use more booze"* -Dunno probably Demo the engi
I mean... If he was a bad engineer, he wouldn't be sittin' there, discussin' it with us now would he?
That phrase applies to both Engi and Demo almost perfectly
"SCOTTISH SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!"-demoneer
SCOTO NO KAGA KO WA SEKAI ICHI!!!
@@Isaac_646did i fucking ask ya to?
@@Isaac_646 did we ask you to watch it?
@@MocawMocks ok sorry
BRRRRRAKA SCOTO KAGA
"I don't solve problems. I cause them."
Same
I'm surprised his "sentries" even work at all, considering the amount of alcohol he likely drank while making them
They also are firing really really fucking inaccurately
considering the amount of alcohol THE SENTRYS drink while firing
Demogineer somehow made a sentry gun that runs entirely on alcohol, revolutionizing the fields of science, robotics and mechanics as we understand them, but he did so while heavily inebriated and doesn’t even remember how he did it.
@@MrSadisticLlama That is why their shots are explosive
Alchohol is one hell of a motivator
Lvl 3 Scruntry:
+: Shoots only bombs at the same rate a regular sentry would shoot bullets
-Does not aim, spastically twitches while spreading bombs everywhere
-Damages your own teammates as well
So.... basically a mounted x100 Grenade Launcher?
@Brandon Phan does not shoot missiles, when the enemy comes near the turret will dual wield its scrumpy bottles, activate its legs and engage the enemy in melee combat
Good luck refilling it!
+: Can switch between bullets, rockets and grenades with alt fire button
-: is constantly under the influence of alcohol and spams its projectiles in a drunken manner
"Our brain just named itself brain!"
-a drunk scottish engineer
Alright. nobody talking about how cursed that bottle crawling up where the sun don't shine. context: 0:59
This is Lalve, what did you expect?
Bottlesecs
“Wake up lil’ boy, I take care of ya”
@@christianforgione8905alright, now that just makes it worse
1:00 Enal Seax
"A sandwich without the wich is only sand."
TF2 Demoman 2020
0:45 "I have so many talents, where did I learn to play these things? College? Nope, that was just another year of failure." my life in quarentine right now in a nutshell lmao how did he know?!
OOOOOOOOOH! the captions. I got it, now.
* Anakin Skywaler wants to know your location
I mean, he is right
Mrs. Tilly DeGroot: "Ya only have one job? your a feckin disappoint!"
Demoman: "What? Do I need be an entire mercenary company just for you to be proud of me?!?"
Mrs. Tilly DeGroot: "it's a start."
Demoman:
how so many likes but no comments
Demo: plays guitar with a sword
Guitar experts: is it possible to learn this power
Not from a guitar expert
@@stormalfred1238 not from a sober man
Not while you're sober
I'd like to imagine Meet the Demoman, but it's still Demoman.
What if he was just 2x as Demoman, more alcoholism, more explosions, and more *_b_* *_el_* *_ch_*
Meet the Demoman, but he's completely sober and helping his mother around the house with chores.
@@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 cursed
He probably do that after the rest are -bruuuuuuup- are done -passess out
@@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 blessed
B. E. L. C. H.
"Geneva convention? More like Geneva suggestion"
Tom, sometime in the past i don't remember
Ngl, Level 3 Sentries equipped with Grenade Launchers is terrifying
The fact they don't appear to have any sort of tracking makes them MORE dangerous, actually.
@Alpha No he means it goes randomly around the place where you are but not directly towards you therefore it can do unexpected things such as hit you in crouched jump position.
@Alpha I mean, if the sentries are capable of firing grenades effectively, it'd pretty much be an immobile pill demo, which is in fact scarier since it's hard to predict where exactly pills will roll to once they hit the ground, meaning if the sentry were to miss by just a smidge, you'd still be in major danger cuz the pill could just so happen bounce off the ground and right into you, thus taking the whole brunt of explosive damage. With rockets, you can at least predict where they hit and doge, thus the most you'd take is AoE damage if you manage to get out of the rocket's direct line of path.
worse. take an MK19 40mm automatic grenade launcher, put it on a tripod and add in a tracking device.
boom, a real grenade sentry.
and the scary part? that thing fires at a rate of 400 pills/minutes
@@Mima_the_vengeful_spirit Heavy is jelly of the pill sentry gun.
The subtitles are a work of art.
“Hey look Buddy. I’m not a professional demoman, but a professional engineer or something in between.”
“I don’t solve problems, I cause them. With a ton of explosions!”
(But not the ugly kind, with more beauty in the colours.)
Where is my guitar?
Can we see the rest of them
“I am in great pain and probably die from consuming too much alcohol, don’t do this at home. I am a professional, please help.”
0:14 “i don’t solve problems i cause them”😂 true demoman moment
But not causes like ifbwidneuiwndhwj cause fieuebdhcjwbwh IM DRUNK
0:31 “A sandwich without wich is only sand” - Demoman
Amazing. A drunk man can play guitar without even touching it, sword, double bass, pogo stick, key, and made a weapon of mass destruction.
"i'm drunk!" *passed out and start to unleash hell upon his ennemies*
"(Smacks lips) Hey Look Lad, I'm an Demgineer. That means I (Burp). Not problems like what is (smacks lips) Scrumpy. Cause that would fall (burp) of Scrumpology. I solve *zzzzz*"
Beautiful.
_"Eahy"_
"Burps"
_I'M DRUNK._
It deserves a drink 🍺
@@Crimson_Sun2486 _IT'S ON!_
@@An_Average_Arsonist IT'S ON LIKE Eh zzzzzz...
@@Crimson_Sun2486 Eh What?!
@@hitman1219 hehe
*BUUUUUUUUUURP*
the captions actually translate his ramblings. fascinating technology...
"A Sandwich without the "wich" is just "sand""
* Anakin Skywalker wants to know your location
I swear the URL is one of the demo's voicelines
euoeelmauZM
*burp* "Any of yoo" *burp* "Ahh" *burp* "ehhy" *burp* "Right lad?"
-Demoneer 2021
Actually, he said "Hi, plz capture point with me"
0:32
1:19- my team in every online game.
In this video, Demo-Engineer took 10 gulps of Scrumpy, swallowed 2 Scrumpy bottles and squished one Scrumpy bottle up his... "scrumpy hole"...
1:09 Napoleon Bonaparte deploys modernized artillery in the Battle of Austerlitz (December 2nd, 1805 A.D.)
When an engineer asks a demo to watch his nest while he's respawning.
Almost commented the same thing, just had to be sure.
well he’s doing a pretty good job
"Laek dis... brimstone shootin', scrumpeh fueled piece of CRAP sentreeh designed by me mother, botched by meh, and ye better hope... och, who am I kiddin'... *burp*"
-Tavish Finnedell DeConagher
1:10 aren't we gonna discuss that the fire is from a fricking dead engineer and there's an entire pile of dead scouts
1:08when you go around a corner and see 5 demos dancing and thay all look at you
You: 1:04
Theory: as long Demoman is awakae and sober, the turrets works perfectly.
If demoman is drunk, the turrets are shooting randomly
If demoman is k.o.... Turrets becomes DEATH.
0:37 this sentry terrifies me
Yes 100 damage per pill
If engineer is getting sick and can't ready do “meet the enginner“ who should tho play as engineer?
Demoman:
r/ihadastroke
pie
Don't ask how on Earth his defense is holding, just know that is does.
Sounds like something from the 41st millennium.
Sounds like orc tech
@@temkin9298
Oii!! YE GIT!! IST CALLED DAKKAA!!
When ya talk dakkaa, ya talk like a RIGHT PROPPER ORC!!
Don't be use in dat weak, PUNY! humie talk.
Got dat ya git.?
Look at those defenses
Would _YOU_ want to fight that?
I do like the smiley made from bullet holes. Cute.
1st thing to point out: Anyone saw those tiny desk engineers?
2nd thing: Don't worry, Valve will add explosive sentries after they release the Heavy update
Now I want a sentry gun that shoots pills and an alcohol serving dispenser.
Sometimes, you just need a little more scrumpy.
And if that don't work...
It deserves a drink 🍺
@@Crimson_Sun2486 aye! I agree with that. Whoo!
Team Demoman 2, scrumpy edition. And my personal favorite class the Demospy, after t e n t h o u s a n d years, hopefully it'll have been worth the [burp sound] wait
He’s so drunk that the scrumpy drank him.
They weren't lying about Demo having several Jobs at once
I accidentally pressed on the notification and i regret everything
same lmao
I don’t regret it, because this is entertaining as hell
@@chargedcommando8169 no its not
@@adwans1491 what? This is the peak of comedy.
Why do I see you everywhere?
clearly one of the best scenes of all of film making: 1:00
Oh god, even his SENTRIES are drunk!
0:14 - "I don't solve problems, I cause them". Lmfao.
"hey look lad, i'm a demoneer, that means i explode buildings"
"Not crap like " What is ugly?" Cause *BURP* that would fall in the drunk * BURP* one-eyed view of your philo*BURP*sophy.
How Demo managed to not blow himself up with those drunk rocket sentries, I’ll never know.
This is absolute chaos...WHAT A MASTERPIECE
I lost it when he started playing The Persian Persuader!! 🤣
I wonder if this is going to happen with different classes, like: Meet the Sniper, but it's Heavy or Meet the Scout, but it's Soldier.
“A sandwich without the wich is only sand”
Where do you come up with this brilliant crap?!
The real impressive part is that he managed to make a sentry that can detect an objects velocity and stuff and fire a grenade at the right trajectory to hit it. All this back in the 60's-70's when the game takes place.
And he hardly knows how to read.
@@paulohenrique9353 He's a drunkard, not a slave.
@@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 according to the comics, most of the mercenaries can't read properly, demo included, if memory doesn't fails me.
@@paulohenrique9353 Demoman can read. that how he even most his left eye..by reading the bombinomicon.
said eye became monoculus and, if I keep going in the lore, the eye socket is cursed.
It annoyed Ludwig [medic] and Tavish [demoman] so much to have to defeat a monoculus every halloween (yes, the medigun can make any lost limb grow back) that Medic always surgically remove the left eye.
I love these meet the ... but its demoman videos
I have no idea, what goes on in your brain but this is freaking hilarious 🤣
The fact that he is able to make a sword sound like a guitar makes him already in an engineer
you mean like how did engineer manage to make his guitar sound like a sword?
"I am in great pain and probably die from consuming too much alcohol, don't do this at home. I am a professional, please help." - Demo Engineer Gaming 2021. His last words before dying from liver failure.
He doesn't have a liver to begin with.
Demoneer: "I'm drunk!"
Gee, ya think?
"I fear no man but that thing.........it scares me" - last words before heavy was brutally killed by a drunk Scottish man
Never noticed before that the bullets actually make a smiley face at the end.
I love how banjo music is playing the whole time, even when he used pretty much every other instrument BUT a banjo ( at the beginning it was the radio playing, not his banjo)
0:30 playing on sword like it's guitar I'm done lmao
0:49 ultra burpscare
Just when I thought you couldn't impress me more, you impressed me with a heartwarming take about an honest engineer just trying to do his best.
You are a magnificent sfm creator, and each video you create shows love, care, and a beautiful balance between incredible destruction, and gorgeous stories. I 😘 (this little emoji snuck in, and I personally believe that he's got the right idea) look forward to your work with eager anticipation, and a bottle of the finest sly wine. ;)
Earth: **makes a full rotation around the sun**
Humans: 1:09
0:55 baguette
This is soo fucking perfect
0:26 how the pandemic got us all feeling
The Demo Engie, so basically just Steve Jobs
Everything from the terrible music, to him only either burping or saying a single word at a time Is just perfect. Never get tired of this lmao
PoV: You just walked into the intel room
Demoman: exists
Dr Lalve: its free real estate
Imagine if all humans died and this was the only proof of our existence
The fact that people still put real effort into good videos of TF2 to this day proves this game will never die. I love it.
Holy shit great new idea:
Different Construction PDAs with different types of sentrys based off of the other characters.
A mini (builds faster than vanilla, replaces current mini) when picked up it just follow the Engi on tiny wheels
Slow reloading rocket launcher, each upgrade gives it another barrel.
Flamer thrower, attacks everyone (to check for spys) stops attacking if someone attacks when in its range (proving they aren’t spys) dispenser air blasts burning allies and sticky grenades (just far enough to not hurt the building)
One with a grenade luncher, can arc it’s shots to shoot over walls, shoots faster with each upgrade
One thats literally just a fucking mini-gun, shoots _much_ faster each upgrade.
Vanilla (for engi)
New dispenser, heals as fast as the medi gun, but can’t give ammo.
Sniper sentry, slow fire rate, but _huge_ range. (Can’t head shot)
Fake out PDA: gives a card board cut out of each building (6,7,8,9,0)
Looks like normal functional buildings to the enemy, but don’t actually do anything. (Decoys)
He’s neither Engineer nor Demoman, but the Tsar Bomba in human form.
1:08 Terminator Judgement Day!
But for real, auto grenade turrets would be a _bitch_ to deal with.
I like how tiny engineer is also here for no reason.
0:29 HOW IS HE PLAYING MUSIC WITH A SWORD?!?!
It’s official, Demoman is the funniest character in TF2 of all time 😂
0:24
That glorious noise