@@FrancisDoubleA *This is a rare animal species our cameras recorded, the Engineerus texanus also know as engineer tf2 is marking his territory by yelling in a texan way, a truly magnifcent creature*
I can confirm, they are indeed a species derivative that have evolved a form of camouflaged armor, while innately harmless their nesting habits can cause massive damage to local infrastructure in large numbers
Get 11 hard science PhDs Wait till 6:00 am, go to the corner of 69th street and 420 boulevard in Beecave, Texas. Soon a white van will show up, an “Engineer” will pop out, drug you and you’re now an official employee at Tiny Desk Corporation
@Multi-Finite Productions and church of the engineer god sounds similar to a goi in the scp foundation know as the church of the broken god. not only that, when it was showing us the engineer in a box but the door closed, that was a texture from scp: cb.
Funny that when narrator spears, he sounds like a cheap recording, while such commercial which supposed to have the cheapest sound imaginable, sounds clear. Nice
@@ewptyewpewp You have to be an Engineer for it to work. If you aren't, this word will only trigger the dancing wrath of the almighty Engineer The First.
Engineer slapping bacon to each other is probably the most beautiful thing I've ever seen xD Torturing Scout for good profit, that's a good move lol Now this is a corporate that I'd love to support, please throw your money at them, everyone xD
"So you went through the horrible path of Application Disorder to become part of our wonderful family. Beautiful." That has to be the best description of applying for a job I've ever seen.
Wild Buildings, A Engineer Based Nature Magazine states that, and I quote: "A Engineer is a incredibly social creature, usually sharing a incredibly strong herd mentality and willingness to drop anything to either laugh at or help a fallen Engineer. A Engineers mood is easily shown by the quality of their Square Dance. If it is firm postured, smiling, and the ensuing detonations are strong, the engineer is quite happy. Whereas a sad Engineer dancing sloppily and their explosions are weak, then they are in a bad / depressed mood. Depression is usually brought on by the death of Juvenile buildings. While we cannot explain their mating rituals to create Tiny Varients of themselves, we can agree that a Engineer is crucial to the existence of indeginous Pootis Birds, Pyro Sharks, and even Spy-Crabs, as their dispenser provides a constant source of food. Without a hard working Engineer, a Eco System may become volatile, resulting in the migration or death of some of the animals."
I have a hypothesis: The engineers are dancing at roughly 20 times the speed of sound, or over 6 kilometers per second. This would generate a cascade of shockwaves from sonic booms, as well as heat up the surrounding air to incredible temperatures from atmospheric friction (the same effect that makes meteors burn up).
So Tiny Desk Corp is owned by Dr. McMadic, the engineers have their own religion based around an all-powerful engineer that involves sacrificing scouts, and engies regularly sacrifice one of their own to a Lovecraftian elder god. I had no idea the Lalve World Lore was so deep.
And that's why we don't got hazbin hotel s1,because tiny desk corporation invaded hell just to turned into an tiny desk corporation paradise for the Engineers and the demons suffering of the YEEEngineers dancing and yelling until all demons transform into Engineers to work for eternity
The sound of progress goes something like 'YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'
I don't know if anyone had already said or know of this but, at 0:46 you can clearly see that the dark and misfortunate overlord is the one who detonated the explosives causing the founder to die so that he can get his hands on the corporation.
Fidget spinners actually help ADHD kids to release energy without causing major disruptions tho. Fifa, meanwhile, provides kids with "surprise mechanics" that can develop into gambling addictions.
2:02 This reminds me of that one time I was chillin in the woods and some dudes in hoodies asked me If I wanted to watch a party they were holding. It was a realy cool party, altho the coolaid there sucked, tasted like iron
@@Sammytheflaaffyfan the better part is Its from a stream where he accidentaly said the nword and this is the face 5 miliseconds after the sudden realization
you think demo-mesa didn't have their own culture as well? demo-freman and his friend's secret handshake involves robbing a bank and they do it without hesitation, i think they had their own culture, lets see if the engi-mesa can survive for longer
@@thehatter9400 I mean explosions and portals into different dimension are part of Engi Mesa daily schedule, so I think it would stay longer. As long, as they please The Almighty Engineer and feed Oglaglagadon. :)
I've always questioned the point of sacrificing Scouts to the Engineer God, they are a vital part of the Texan ecosystem, as they provide us with revenge crits and entertainment. Then again, the screaming is beautiful.
And people talking about how shit Jeff Bezos treats his staff
What do you mean? This is PROPER work etiquette-
i read that as "how Jeff Bezos takes a shit" for a sec there lol
@@nuxx1876 I toilet in the shet
@@Flaming_Saturn I would LOVE to work here. The pay of $0 is fine since you often get a chance to explode.
Scout's mothers revenge will be horrible!!!
Engineer in actual TF2: laid back soft spoken genius
Engineer in GMod: Eldritch horror who can summon explosions at will
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@@FrancisDoubleA *This is a rare animal species our cameras recorded, the Engineerus texanus also know as engineer tf2 is marking his territory by yelling in a texan way, a truly magnifcent creature*
*YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
Bacon
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
*sniff*...he has such a way with words...
“YEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
Ah my favorite speech *“YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”*
0:08 I don't know I mean the way that dude was able to calm the crowd down so quickly and efficiently, that is pretty impressive
@@TheCart54321 I agree that was a impactful speech
The language of the gods
That there is the way of Texan words.
“this section of the factory is the sniper room”
“apples”
“we don’t question it”
*a p p l e s*
*Donno kommino kotoka..*
Ả̵̢̧̡̧̧̡̡̡̛̛̛̩̫̝̟̩͚͓̹̬͕͙̙̮͙͎̘͎̪͇̘̫̟̺͙̹̯̩̙̖̙̻̜̺̤̟̯̻̦̹͇͔̲͖̹̟͍̙̳̗͚͓̞͔͖͓̺̮͓̠̩̜̤̖͖̦͈̫͔̱͚̯̒́͊́̇͆̉̇̌͛͒̌͋̉̋͛̊́̓̒̅̂̀̓̃̈͆͆̏̆̈́̾̔̏̿̀̔́͆̏̍̇́̑̅̂̈̈̋̎͋̾̋̓̑̍̀̎͛̅̎̔̉͑̃͗̋̄͘͘̚̕͜͜͝͝͠͠ͅͅṔ̵̱̮̗͓̟̆̊̎̿̌͑͋̈̏̀̾̒̍̾̈́͋̓̂͐̆͊͊̍͗̈́̆̿͛͂̽̀̇̄̏̎̍̚͝P̷̨̡̨̧̨̢̡̨̢̧̢̛̲̟̲̣͇̼̦͍̜̱̞̲̺͖̯̭̰͕͈̹͚͕̤̘͉̱̭͙̬̦̰̤̮͇͕͙̬̤̭̯̝̻̞͚̗̮͕͇͖͉̲͍̩͎̤̜̱̼͇̺͙͓̹̲̫̞̞̬̮̜͚̤͉̙̳̰͙͕͖̖͖̭̺̗̪̟̐̉̆̿̔̾̀̀̇̔̑́̊̒̈́̓̆̈́̿̎̅̅̇̓̑̓̀̒̏͛̌̋̈́̌̒̅͑͆͐̈́͘͜ͅͅĽ̴̢̨̨̡̨̡̛͇̰̭͚͖͉̣̪͚̤̘̖̟͈̯̦̹͈̝̬̻̱͉̘͍͎͈̲̥͚̯̪͉̙͙̘͔̤̦͕̥̗̲̼̘̺̰̱̻̪͈̖͍̣̰̦͈̞̘̲͉̰̠͎̯̦̬̘̟̻̤̭̦̩̗͛͆̍͆̒̿̿̈́̀̋̏̓̿̒͒̽̾͒̅́̋̏̏̌͛̅̑̆̑̀̉͗̍̿̾̈́͗́͘̕͜͜͜͠ͅͅͅͅE̵̡̡̡̢̧̡̛̛̙̮̠̦̤͖̫̠͍͙̖̝͕̯̝̘̦̖̩̠̥̹̳̻̗̝̳̻͔̗̙̹̣̘͉̰̝̤̺̘̬̭̪̳̗͇̘͈͇̭͔͕͖͚̭̱̣̤̙̖̱̗̳̱̦͙̹̼͎̩̞̝͉̹͍̗̭͕͓̱͇̫̼̝͌̏̓̈́́̏̈̈́͑̓̒͗̿̈̓̒̀͋̓͛͌̔̋̄̀̌̐̍̌̑͊̐̄̉͗͆̌͐͋͐̀́̆͊͐̍̑͊̔̑̉̀́̽̓̐̇̂̿̎̂̀̈́͗̌̈́̿̆̓̀́̄͛͂̽̉̎͐̑̅̂͊͊̎̉́͘̚͘͜͜͜͠͝͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅŚ̵̨̧̛̛̛̛͔̖̱͖̮̣̩̣͎̗͙̭̫͍͓̫̳̥͇̣̰͓̱͔̘̤̠̻̻̞̗̬̬͇̻̣͛̔̔̇̓̆̀̏̀̅̆̍̋̑̾̏̊̈́̉͋͂̓̍̓̌̃̄͒͊̂̀̉͊͐͊̑̆͆̃̏͋̐͛̍̈͒̅͑͋̒̎̈̈́͋͛̊͊̍̂̆̄͋͌́͑̉̅̐̍̂̀̀̅̽̇͆̕̕̚̚̚͜͝͝͝ͅ ̴̧̧̢̧̛̛̛̛͍̖͖͚͙͍͓͓̗͖̪̜̯̩͙͍̤̠̺͍͕̼͕͕͎̦̖̜̞̭̹̺̮̝̠̭̬͙͇̞̞͖̤̗̻̹̩͖̘͇̜̰͖͙͎̱̳̮͍͕̪̫̙̱͕̮͓̠̱̮̬̫̩̰̬̜͇͚͕͚̥̣̯̰͍͊̓͆̓̇̒̉̈́̄́͂͂̅̈́̿̾̓̿͋̆̓͑̆̎͐̎̂̿̏͋̈́̃̈́̿̃̓͛̌̃̃̊͐̌́͐͂̈́̓̍͗̈́̌͋̏̄̌̏̉͘̕̚͘͘̕͜͜͝͠͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅ
Fishy a p p l e s
Scunt: But-
TV head: *WE DON'T QUESTION IT*
All Heavy had to do to avoid a horrible end by the hands of the dancing Engineers was to say "bacon"...
Heavy:".......... Sanvich"
@@sheogoraththemad4866 Engineers."YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (explosions)"
But only Texans are capable of speaking that word.
It’s a secret code phrase, sort of a stand down type of command
2:15 a army of tiny engineer ants trying to get and dancing while eating a Sandwich
2:19 a real Texan party
"Bacon."
*silences entire room*
The sheer power in that sentence is crazy.
*B A C O N*
@@Smthn_Wicked YEEEEEEEE- (stops)
@@That_one_lantern *Slaps remote*
@@That_one_lantern (Texas music stops)
@@Smthn_Wicked
5
4 (yeae)
3
?
:)
1:27 “This sector of the factory is called the sniper room”
“Apples”
“We do not question it.”
Who was it again that had that running joke?
@@Hero_Puddle I would assume the guy who started it.
the snipers drink the oil extracted from heavy's back and then use it to create bottles and the very important bacon in the sniper room
That is Portal to Australia
@@igorrodrigues8338 "new zeland"
Spy Boxes are actually evolved Spycrabs who are now hermit crabs.
Great idea
I can confirm, they are indeed a species derivative that have evolved a form of camouflaged armor, while innately harmless their nesting habits can cause massive damage to local infrastructure in large numbers
Whatever they are, *I'm calling the nearest Pyro*
@@Crimson_Sun2486 I'm a certified pyro! I can exterminate any spy! Spy crab,box spy, and even fully evolved spies!
@@SammPlaysGames a spah is sappin mah sentry
I clicked faster than my wallet dropping after buying 100 Tiny Desk Engineers
So that'd be...
How much money would that be?
@@ze_glitchy_gamer7629 A frick of a lot?
@no or maybe yes Three dolars!!!!! okay i think is worth it even if i have to sell my house
Calm down the spending there jeff bezos.
Dont care
"He wanted to create the most useless product ever, which is now our favourite seller."
That's most TF2 items on a constant basis.
Yeah. Cosmetics are mostly just for intimidation and distraction.
No
*I regret nothing*
1:28 Æ P P L Ë $
how to apply?
Ayyyy its the man himself!
Stop eating sandvich
You must become Engineer and get kidnapped by an engineer
Get 11 hard science PhDs
Wait till 6:00 am, go to the corner of 69th street and 420 boulevard in Beecave, Texas.
Soon a white van will show up, an “Engineer” will pop out, drug you and you’re now an official employee at Tiny Desk Corporation
You are Heavy, you cant apply, you too fat lol!
ready to start working!
Man I see you everywhere
Goodluck your nice job
Ok, your first task to qualify is to partake in the process of the creation of a tiny desk engineer
@@Tower_Swagman how do you do that?
@@pablomoonsun7510 YES
in the words of a wise man:
"but what about heavy guide"
also nice new tts
i prefer the old, sounded much my cynical and souless
I didn't know they were using Scouts to produce engineers in boxes.
0:00 if you guys ever asked yourself "how's it like in a engineering college", thats pretty much it.
True and hate it don't ask why
I think one engineer fainted from excitement
Programming college is described perfectly by this
Does it mean that one of the students is always getting killed and replaced with a french pretender?
2:14 wait is that a colony of tiny desk engineers working together to take a sandvich home? Nature is truly beautiful.
pikmin
Didn't notice that before
They're like fucking ants now.
These are tiny engineer ants
No, its Tiny Desk Infestation
Everyone talking about the scout being tortured but nobody's mentioning the Ohglahgahgenah and what it did to that poor blue engi
Having a tea party, obviously.
Like the Sniper Room, we don't question it.
@@Daretobestupider
Apples
Oglaglagadon
@@Daretobestupider Apples
I appreciate that you used a sims 1 music
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRREEEEE
it could also be the sims busting out music
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This is the "Aperature Science" to Delak's Demo Mesa
Funny you should say that, cause there was a Demo Mesa reference at 0:57 in this.
@@EnclaveSOC-102 only OG’s will recognize this scene
I always smile when I see there's a new Doctor Lalve video; and I keep it all the way though even until after the video is over.
Love your Motovlog video Walt.
When it's over you cry till another comes out
Didn't expecrto see you here
wait walter? tf are you doing here XD
10 hours long video?
"Enginner creating a universe for their painless and endless dance"
🌌 Dance of god 🌠
@@drakovolt The prophecy is true
So reasons why they torture Heavies because they are communists (atheist)
And Scouts because they are heretics (Scunts)
2:33
"Once in a while we sacrifice an engineer to please the Oblogblogadon"
I'm sorry. The. *WHAT*
Dont forget to take a stock
YeeY
*We don't question it*
Like he said, the Oglaglagadon
Don't ask
The lore of the Tiny Desk Corporation is just getting bigger.
Unlike the engineers themselves, who are itty, bitty and ONLY $999.99 PLUS SHIPPING! BUY ONE RIGHT NOW!!
And yet, the Tiny Desk Engineer is only getting tinier...
And we'll never know the lore behind the sniper room since we don't question it.
@Multi-Finite Productions and church of the engineer god sounds similar to a goi in the scp foundation know as the church of the broken god. not only that, when it was showing us the engineer in a box but the door closed, that was a texture from scp: cb.
@May Sparkle
Let alone talk about it. This is the only exception.
2:15 look at these tiny desk engineers having lunch, so nice
Funny that when narrator spears, he sounds like a cheap recording, while such commercial which supposed to have the cheapest sound imaginable, sounds clear. Nice
2:14 they give all the tiny desk engineers a single regular sized sandvich to share and that's amazing
Its good to know that the word "Bacon" is basically a sit command for engineers
Good idea, I'll bring some bacon on upward to distract the engineers as I sap their sentries
@@ewptyewpewp You have to be an Engineer for it to work. If you aren't, this word will only trigger the dancing wrath of the almighty Engineer The First.
Bacon
@@AngryCaesCorporation are you sure? I did it as a pyro and they all started building dispensers.
@@eatinganemone89 What have you done ?! You doomed us all !! Everyone, we must praise Engineer the First before his square-dance wrath consumes all !!
"This is Tiny Desk Corporation
"
"Dear GOD"
*"There's more"*
*_"NO"_*
0:56 loved that little demo mesa reference
Engineer with a parrot: Yee. C'mon, YEE! AAUGH, PIECE OF CRAP, YEEEEEEEEEE *EXPLOSION*
Engineer slapping bacon to each other is probably the most beautiful thing I've ever seen xD
Torturing Scout for good profit, that's a good move lol
Now this is a corporate that I'd love to support, please throw your money at them, everyone xD
"So you went through the horrible path of Application Disorder to become part of our wonderful family. Beautiful."
That has to be the best description of applying for a job I've ever seen.
Bacon
@@limpetarch98k You have my attention.
0:07 "I have never been more hor-NEE" -spy
Let's take a look to the current ceremony session *it's always wholesome*
AAAAAAAAAAA
Its wholesome if it a scout :)
wholsom big changus keinu rives uan handred sixti nin nice 4t twney
Such a beautiful sight to behold
**Scout's soul in painfull agony**
Wild Buildings, A Engineer Based Nature Magazine states that, and I quote:
"A Engineer is a incredibly social creature, usually sharing a incredibly strong herd mentality and willingness to drop anything to either laugh at or help a fallen Engineer. A Engineers mood is easily shown by the quality of their Square Dance. If it is firm postured, smiling, and the ensuing detonations are strong, the engineer is quite happy. Whereas a sad Engineer dancing sloppily and their explosions are weak, then they are in a bad / depressed mood. Depression is usually brought on by the death of Juvenile buildings. While we cannot explain their mating rituals to create Tiny Varients of themselves, we can agree that a Engineer is crucial to the existence of indeginous Pootis Birds, Pyro Sharks, and even Spy-Crabs, as their dispenser provides a constant source of food. Without a hard working Engineer, a Eco System may become volatile, resulting in the migration or death of some of the animals."
What is the “Oblongaunagon” everyone is talking about?
@@Core_Of_The_Void Don't ask
@@redman7775 why?
Where can I find the rest?
0:56 in the Tiny desk verse, Demo mesa failed to be a successful company, so tiny Co bought the place instead
That or it takes place in the future and the demos moved in
Possibly something went wrong and changed all the engines into demos
I have a hypothesis: The engineers are dancing at roughly 20 times the speed of sound, or over 6 kilometers per second. This would generate a cascade of shockwaves from sonic booms, as well as heat up the surrounding air to incredible temperatures from atmospheric friction (the same effect that makes meteors burn up).
Is nice
They're dancing so fast, the oxygen around them is igniting into explosions
Suck on that, Omni-Man
I found the sacrifice of scout to be way more hilarious than it should be...
I want to believe that the Blu Spy is truly passionate about being a part of Tiny Desk Corporation.
The whole facility gotta be like explosion-proof
Nah, the explosions add to the fun!
@@hotmanngrayman9059 never said anything about them not happening, just that the building itself will not be destroyed by way of explosion
So Tiny Desk Corp is owned by Dr. McMadic, the engineers have their own religion based around an all-powerful engineer that involves sacrificing scouts, and engies regularly sacrifice one of their own to a Lovecraftian elder god.
I had no idea the Lalve World Lore was so deep.
And that's why we don't got hazbin hotel s1,because tiny desk corporation invaded hell just to turned into an tiny desk corporation paradise for the Engineers and the demons suffering of the YEEEngineers dancing and yelling until all demons transform into Engineers to work for eternity
Finally. The hero is back.
But is he Black?
@@MegaMicah12
Am I don't getting it or what are you trying to say?
@@clausluger4570 I'm asking is he back and in Black
@@MegaMicah12
Smooth brain gaming
(Pauuu! Pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa! Pa-pa, pa-pa!)
Ok
1:26 Isn't that the room where Sniper creates bottles and the all important bacon the Engineers need to slap each other with?
*W e D o n t Q u e s t i o n I t*
"After his death, he continued his legacy by selling the company"
Truly a hero
Sounds legit
So he sold his company as a ghost.
The Dark Overlord was the one who actually killed the founder if you look closely
0:56 is that a demo mesa reference?
thats precious
The sound of progress goes something like 'YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'
Language engineer
1:48
this shot looks so genuinely cool
Welcome Gentlemen to Tiny Desk Corporation. You're here cause we want the most *YEEEE-*
And you are it.
-an army of mantis men
1:55 long lost golden tiny engineer?
SHIT THAT TERRIFIES ME A LOT
"We sacrifice one engineer each day to please Oglaglagadon ". 2:34
yes, i watched the video too...
@@yosefyonin6824 prove it
^ no
@@Smthn_Wicked coward
*Olaglagadon:* "YOINK~!"
“Always Wholesome, Such beautiful a sight to behold”
* Shows Scout being Tortured in a Ritual
The scout being tortured is actually the wholesome part.
Such a beutiful sight to the hole
1:19 I friggin' LOST it when he came at Heavy with a chainsaw.
I don't know if anyone had already said or know of this but, at 0:46 you can clearly see that the dark and misfortunate overlord is the one who detonated the explosives causing the founder to die so that he can get his hands on the corporation.
*Tiny Desk Corp. Private Security would like to know your location*
Ooooh i didnt see that before. And im guessing that he revived the founder into a zombie as well.
1:00 1 frame explodiens are much more funnier then most of the jokes now days
I paused at the exact moment of the explosion
I genuinely enjoy the lore surrounding the tiny desk corp
"I can't blame gravity for falling in love with corporate life" - Beff Jezos
1:40 is this a nod to how it’s made videos never showing the process? I like the dedication to detail.
1:27 more potential lore on the Apex Sniper
We dont question it
@@Master_BrutusApples
1:02 Sniper is finally a true Bush-Man. They grow so fast 😭
*"Bushman's Rules."*
1:45 "Heeeeee!" ...... "Eiyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"
1:35 I don't think I want a tiny desk engineer anymore
Despite the constant death and destruction. You got to admire how happy they are being here.
“We sacrifice one engineer to please the Oglagagadon”
Idk why, but that part fucken BROKE ME
2:08 the way that engineers hat just hits the window im in tears
Every single one of this guys' videos are absolutely fucked up AND I LOVE EM
0:40 "he wanted to create the most useless product ever which now is our most favorite seller"
so basically EA and Fifa games or fidget spinners
Fidget spinners actually help ADHD kids to release energy without causing major disruptions tho. Fifa, meanwhile, provides kids with "surprise mechanics" that can develop into gambling addictions.
@@conspiracypanda1200 IT'S IN THE GAME
I like to imagine there are multiple timelines where in each one a legion of one of the classes run their own version of Black Mesa.
1:26 This sector of the factory is the Sniper room. We don't question it.
Me: Oh thank the Engineer God, I was about to question it.
1:50 > The god of mighty tiny desk engineer.
And I still waiting for heavy problem 2
2:02 This reminds me of that one time I was chillin in the woods and some dudes in hoodies asked me If I wanted to watch a party they were holding. It was a realy cool party, altho the coolaid there sucked, tasted like iron
The flippin' Sr. Pelo pfp adds to this comment.
@@Sammytheflaaffyfan the better part is Its from a stream where he accidentaly said the nword and this is the face 5 miliseconds after the sudden realization
Ah yes...
The most beautiful site to watch
@@Secret_Identity_4841 not the prettiest, not the ugliest, but Its just right
What the beautiful sight there
"Don't forget to take a stop."
Fucking genius!
So basicaly this is Engi-mesa. Something like Demo mesa, but with engineers..... and their whole culture as well...
you think demo-mesa didn't have their own culture as well? demo-freman and his friend's secret handshake involves robbing a bank and they do it without hesitation, i think they had their own culture, lets see if the engi-mesa can survive for longer
@@thehatter9400 I mean explosions and portals into different dimension are part of Engi Mesa daily schedule, so I think it would stay longer. As long, as they please The Almighty Engineer and feed Oglaglagadon. :)
Engie the 1st: dies in explosion
Also him: continues his own legacy after he died.
you just made my life being homeless easier, thank u so much for making this
Is that just a joke or are you actually homeless?
@@cadendicky1855 yes I am, tough time but I have help now, and dr lalve definitely made my day better
@@TheBlackRose666 I'm so sorry! I'm glad you've got help and I hope things get better for you
So you managed to get a phone to watch the video?
@@accent1666 iv had my phone for a while now, I'm surprised gas stations let me charge it.
“This is the most important step in the creation process.”
1:42 my church belives in sandwiches and hoovys but ok .
Pootis
Lmao the poor Scunt getting nailed down in the middle of the pentagram for the Fungineer ritual
A single "yee-haw" is strong enough to cut this universe in half.
You know what I love about this community? We are all random shit.
My casual Thursday. *MORE*
When the world needed him the most he is back
Yeh
TF2 "fans" rushing to the nearest tf2 or sfm/gmod video to write this after a youtuber has been gone for 10 seconds:
@@GhostofFarta yea true
this must be the alternate timeline.
Instead of Demo Mesa its Tiny Desk Corporation
I love how at the beginning, the thing spy says blends so well to music, as if he was singing.
Press f to pay respect to the first engineer.You will live in our hearts and on our desks as well.
engineer.You
I want the Tiny Desk Corporation as a playable map
I've always questioned the point of sacrificing Scouts to the Engineer God, they are a vital part of the Texan ecosystem, as they provide us with revenge crits and entertainment. Then again, the screaming is beautiful.
The doctor has returned from his long break. I need a prescription for insanity.
Thank you, my friend showed me this and it has pleased me greatly
**explodes violently** hmmm... This one was supposed to scream BEFORE exploding.
“Always wholesome”
Scout: “AAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHH”
So my tiny desk engineer stopped dancing and is repeating the word "bacon" should i be concerned?
Don’t you hate it when your house is infested with Box Spies?
Dont forget to occasionally sacrifice your local engineer to the oblaglabanab
1:47 engineer mains when they capture control point
"This sector of the factory is the Sniper room"
"Apples"
"We don't question it"
I feel like some of the information in this is going to be important to Heavy Disaster 2
I can't wait for the christmas products from Tiny Desk Co
The classic sims soundtrack in the background brought me back.
Lighting unsuspecting sims on fire and sending their kids to military school.
It's really funny that a corporation led by a medic and has employees that are all engineers and pybros has a room dedicated to 1 sniper.
Wonderful! I got a job here last week, and was shown this exact presentation! Glad the company decided to publish it.
U guys do know there might be a universe where tiny desk engineers are being sold
0:16 it's time to BLOW
HEEEH
0:55 love that demo mesa reference!