[SFM] If TF2 Was Mixed With Other Games 3

31/07/2019: This is the 2nd fastest 100k that I've ever done. Holy fuck, thanks a lot.
This took way too fucking long so let's get it over with.
Have you ever wondered what TF2 would be like if it was mixed with other games? No? Well, fuck you, because I did it anyway.
The "long awaited" third SFM to the "If TF2 Was Mixed With Other Games" series is finally here! Featuring many long awaited games and whatever! Hopefully featuring better animation, more crossovers, and fewer Russians!
Also, this short film has no chance of self-censoring for the Chinese Communist Party, which cannot be said of Ubisoft!
Made by: Dummie (fucking duh)
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Trivia:
There was going to be an intermission where I explained why this thing took so long. I called it off due to a lack of time.
I was supposed to have this done by the 3rd of July. And here we are, on the 30th of July.
There was going to be a "dogfight" component for the War Thunder sketch. This was removed as War Thunder was already 2 minutes long and adding dogfights would probably turn 2 minutes into 5.
I was going to make a Fortnite joke by stealing Hoovy Tube's "FORTNITE VS. TF2". Then I watched If TF2 Was Mixed With Other Games 2 and realized that I made that joke already.
The inclusion of "Waltzing Matilda" was from me frequenting an Australian zombie survival server, as well as Rimmy - Downundergaming's Civilization 6 videos where Rimmy plays as John Curtain.
I was going to download Kerbal Space Program and get myself to the Mun for the screenshots. I failed. I am a terrible Physics student.
I think I'll be using Battlefield to say "hey, this SFM's about to be over" without directly saying it in the future.
I intend to make 2 more of these.
I was going to end the CS:GO component with me saying "Let's never ever do that again. Ever.". Again, my lack of time terminated it.
I have listened to Eastside Steve's reading of RPC-916 at least 10 times while making this video. Yes, I wrote RPC-916.
60 fan points, m8.
I suppose that's all I have to say for now. Next one's going to be a little political. Don't worry, I'm from Hong Kong, I'm not going to do "ORANGE MAN GOOD/ORANGE MAN BAD". I have much bigger fish to fry.
So long, farewell, and goodbye.

[@ADummie]

PLS READ I'M LONELY
Regarding Mixing Siege: (From 18/11/2018)
Due to Ubisoft's recent changes towards Rainbow 6: Siege (i.e. making significant graphical overhauls in order to gain the approval of the Chinese Communist Party), I have decided to depart from Siege, and am no longer furthering the development of the aforementioned project.
I wish to use this opportunity to apologize to those who possessed interest in the project. I am neither willing to invest extra time towards this game nor towards its related works and Mixing: Siege was caught in the crossfire.
Once again, my deepest apologies. Feel more than free to be angry at my decision; I can see where you come from. However, my decision may only be reversed by Ubisoft.
(Added on 30/07/2019)
While as of today, the decision to self-censor has been reversed, I lack adequate confidence in Ubisoft regarding their abilities to make sure this doesn't happen again, given that I have no idea what measures they have taken internally to make sure they don't bend over to the Chinese Communist Party again.
It's a bit like the Foundation mod team. Firing a troubled individual, whose (hopefully)well-intentioned but ultimately self-righteous ban spree was merely a symptom of some bigger institutional issues, and calling it a problem solved is not exactly reassuring regarding their ability to make sure self-righteous ban sprees don't happen again. The same is to be said of Ubisoft. A lack of transparency doesn't help as well.
Until major strategic-level internal changes are made, I doubt I will be returning. My sincerest apologies.
__________
Also, the motors don't work because I'm an idiot and didn't use my normal "plane" model. Sorry.
-Dummie

[@pvt.jamesramirez1219]

Ok

[@uruha1239]

睇唔明@@

[@catherinevo6060]

A Dummie done reading

[@mememachine2777]

why do you use word fuck so much?

[@warlynx5644]

:,(

[@SmileytheSmile]

"I pray to Gandhi."
"Who's Ghandi?"
"The God of War."

[@ukaszflis828]

The God of NUKES.

[@daddystalin4458]

I see you are a man of culture as well

[@barleysixseventwo6665]

Gandhi:
God of Peace, Religious Tolerance, Starvation, and Thermonuclear Genocide

[@foxywoxy0w068]

Ghandi: DO NOT BE SORRY! Be better.

[@partydonut214]

That's a great glitch though the nice facter goes from 0 to 503 because you can't go into the negatives

[@frozenfairy2323]

Okay, that was a really clever use of higher tower.

[@dianachim4319]

FrozenFairy it was a meaningful idea

[@audiojunior8047]

They have the high ground

[@kristianbauge4649]

Medic also said "baboon"😂

[@nichsa8984]

@@kristianbauge4649 pyro and heavy and engineer drone is known

[@jetstreamsam6785]

And they will not estimate there power

[@atrane365]

Not gonna lie, battlefield on a massive version of Upward would be lit

[@ADummie]

Modders, do your thing.

[@ryz_vik]

YEAAAAAAA

[@titanlord9267]

yeah, I would love tanks that we could *Mann*, sorry, I had to, but still, imagine having a plane on Upward or Badwater lol

[@warbossbonesmasha3751]

Titan Lord
Now imagine the aa campers

[@titanlord9267]

@@warbossbonesmasha3751 I've never actually played battlefield, but it would be funny, only thing that could make the game mode better are more full auto weapons

[@goneagle1122]

TH-cam: Let's recommend the last video of this serie

[@ADummie]

Go watch the first 2 then, pls I need views

[@whimsipop4308]

@pot p cash money

[@whimsipop4308]

@pot p you tell me why then

[@halftime919]

Wait, what?

[@halftime919]

@@ADummie loadsamoney

[@notacommunistperson9339]

As a war thunder player, this is accurate, one team over extends, then gets shot up in a fight by long range engagement, then you survive multiple rounds from the enemy and get kamikaze'd by an aircraft because that's the most accurate way to bomb

[@mems9953]

As a war thunder player, i disagree. Because I cant be bothered to push with my team. I instead flank because I can snipe. Then i die and become an AA vehicle, which idiots think they can kamikaze. *It don't work out too well*

[@jamesleon457]

@@mems9953 As a man who builds my loadouts around CAS, my tiny tims disagree with your SPAA.

[@sovietsocialist1652]

@@jamesleon457 my ATGMs disagree with that

[@jamesleon457]

@@sovietsocialist1652 My nap of the earth flight would like to disagree with that.

[@alephkasai9384]

AA? You mean my 50 cal machine gun?

[@dumpsterfire0718]

Ah yes. Gandhi nuking everyone while Waltzing Matilda plays. Accurate to say the least.

[@ADummie]

:P

[@awildshinylatias7597]

Ghandi: has 1 hostility
Democracy -2
Ghandi: cowabunga it is

[@space_fox12]

Needs more nukes

[@rivaldolouisistia7702]

Yeah i love turn based strategy

[@user-uf5hz9tq8s]

​@@ADummie эй привет а будет ли часть видео а сделай на тф2 на русском пожалуйста ответьте

[@Johngaming220.]

0:43 Soldier: *L A U G H S I N A M E R I C A N*

[@Oldwave]

2:27 playing kerbal space program without the understanding of basic science

[@traegoins6903]

Kerbal has forced me to realize that pretty much every other space game is stupid about the way you get from planet to planet.

[@jianng7795]

In the War Thunder one, there should be a Pe-8 that just kills both teams with one bomb.

[@aegeanharrier6648]

Jian Ng Indeed

[@ADummie]

F

[@m1a1abrams43]

Jian Ng and a bunch of m18s just yeeting themselves at the blu team

[@krosskreut3463]

And one b 29 dive bombing and the me 264 or the greiff killing thenself against then

[@chiantozzo9341]

There should be a sneaky ass CV-33 that destroys tanks easily and because of its small size it cannot be hit.

[@TARDISmanX]

Spy: "Let us settle this like gentlemen."
Engineer: "Nope."

[@borz.1722]

BOOM

[@Daniel_AL]

Ok.

[@mannyperez6096]

1:23

[@kozmonauta0515]

The KSP part is 100% accurate.
The first rocket booster burns out almost right above the KSC and the whole thing ends up in a schön explosion.(that’s goes to my spaceceafts, the proffesionals are an another level)

[@anormalhuman266]

Have you perhaps tried moar booster?

[@warriorslasher_9586]

“Kernel, I’m trying to sneak around, and I’m dummie thick, and the clap of my ass checks keep alerting the guards”

[@princesscadance197]

5:45
Okay, that was actually funny. Reflects the look of Minecraft PvP perfectly.

[@Elsier1]

No...

[@Froggo_kek]

knockback

[@QuckHead]

@@Elsier1 yes…

[@demonsword4936]

Lol

[@exxelsetijadi5348]

Did you mean spam clicking ?

[@setesh1294]

I love how painfully accurate the War Thunder bit is.

[@worm4475]

Yep....

[@thesocialistroman]

War thunder simulator battles at its finest

[@Name-nh3up]

Especially maginot or kursk

[@setesh1294]

@@Name-nh3up especially in the low and mid tiers.

[@flamingrubys11]

Ok imma shooy this tank from the side *bounces and entire enemy team is aware of where you are now*

[@ShonowtH]

I forgot the title and thought I was watching "if TF2 was realistic" as I saw a giant Ghandi rise from beyond the map.

[@sleepychameleon6871]

🤣

[@tenderquirkydragon8643]

Gandhi: "Peace was never an option"

[@jakeheatley6383]

Kind of ironic in this case, since Ghandi's whole thing was about non-violence.

[@ducks7015]

4:40
*Random plane dives onto you.*
The full experience indeed.

[@ADummie]

Heh.

[@misham1213]

you got a hole in your left wing

[@theproatpubg0693]

More like in your left a___

[@phantomaviator1318]

Now it's just Sweden. Sweden is king.

[@nichsa8984]

medic will ride sort of spider tank like a panzer

[@noahidontknow]

5:45 two spies poking their knives in tf2

[@ADummie]

:P

[@BFP2879]

220th like

[@lt_darkseekerantique3911]

3:45 Attention to the designated grid square!!! Attention to the Map!!Attack the A point!!!Gramercy!!

[@gus8957]

3:50 me playing sniper battle with my friends but the screen keeps going up and down

[@fadedgames1]

Nuclear Gandhi meme... IN 2019?!

[@ADummie]

Welp :P

[@Kez_DXX]

Yeah i know right? Usually everyone gets nuked centuries earlier.

[@boufrops6845]

@@Kez_DXX kkkk

[@Kez_DXX]

@@boufrops6845 ?

[@boufrops6845]

@@Kez_DXX kkkk is like hahahha on brazil

[@happyboi1447]

Battlefield accuracy: 0%
There was no tanks spinning

[@Mima_the_vengeful_spirit]

nor planes crashing [and the only visible one did not have it's propeller animated

[@regal2590]

WHERE IS My jeep stuff
Son of Bi- *Team loses in the background*

[@a3msty]

@@regal2590 Recon stole it. You should get it back...

[@krieg8943]

I guess sniper with a bow is the phantom bow from BF4

[@IMainReaperIfYouCanBelieveIt]

@@krieg8943 thankfully no bomber planes 24 7

[@stevie_ily]

4:14 when you're in the passenger seat not paying attention and the driver goes from 50 to 0 at a red light.

[@ADummie]

oof

[@PremierRomanov]

3:00
*ATTACK THE D POINT*

[@zortlungac3846]

Dummie: 3
Gaben: impossible

[@nichsa8984]

valve weakness words number 3

[@jayb9310]

Me: *expecting actual sfm of Metal Gear Solid mixed with TF2*
Dummie: **laughs in thicc** you're crazy, man.

[@ADummie]

:P

[@vozhdenko932]

3:41 Battle of Stalingrad (Colorozed)

[@scorchclasstitan6727]

3:18
2,452 RP 4,000 silver lions Crew knockout

[@derpthing3707]

War Thunder: Has medics on tanks
me: oh i know where this is going
*heavy noises*
yeah i expected as much

[@ADummie]

Someone's probably going to kill me if I didn't.

[@Aero-HD]

1:26 *Russian music plays*
-Me: Here we go again..

[@mastertang4200]

R
U
S
H
B

[@afuea-qg5yo]

ah shit here we go again

[@giovannigi0rgi0]

СУКА БЛЯТЬ, БЛИНЫ ПОДГОРЕЛИ, ПИЗДЕЦ НАХУЙ.

[@darthskarr8975]

@@afuea-qg5yo There we go. That's the right format

[@ADummie]

RUSH

[@lexcentrique2554]

TNT: [Explode instantly after being triggered]
Me: Wait, the action that I've witnessed isn't legalised.

[@nerlight27]

7:42 the most" high-quality " track that I have ever heard, the bitrate is the best. Could you you squeeze the music even harder?

[@nicholasaudy6064]

That bridge is still intact after getting nuked?
Its stronger than my mental health lmao

[@Ajc-ni3xn]

I would assume so, if your mental health can block nukes you’d be the most valuable person on planet earth.

[@lordjor96]

It was made by stalinum

[@feffolcrowman5740]

Sane

[@No-dy3zk]

My mental healthy is just as strong on that bridge.

[@pighater1111]

Yep.

[@TheVoidrex]

Please i beg of you
Turn on captions

[@BillyBob-qu1fs]

>Laughs in upside down

[@wesmah9664]

*laughs in America*

[@wesmah9664]

"SEE YOU IN VALHALLA" LOL

[@juonovom]

6:35 Team Fortrees 3 Confirmed

[@Gods_Creation808]

2:49 LESS GOOOOOOOOOOOO WAR THUNDER!!!

[@matemeszaros8357]

7:10
A working plane without its propeller spinning
*F_CK PHYSICS!*

[@kiwisprite3610]

Scout: SCREW GRAVITY

[@TruongNguyen-ih1rb]

Spy sapping mah plane D:

[@hellhedgehog2560]

Plane is just out of fuel and reached enough speed to glide.

[@Riz_Rizen]

Now, to be fair there's not any engine sound so it could be just falling with style like buzz lightyear but to hell with it...
*This was the work of Merasmus*

[@Minute_Sniper]

All the work just to kill the enemy sniper
Spy in a nutshell

[@qatcook252]

7:11-7:14 well would you look at that they invented plane jacking now nobody is safe from mugging

[@blyp8856]

Dude this is like THE greatest animayion quality ive ever seen! And ive seen End of the line! This was awesome!

[@ADummie]

Thanks!

[@nooboot6093]

Tf2 mixed with DOOM please :3

[@ADummie]

Maybe in the future?

[@B--uf4ne]

A Dummie when will you release a video about tf2 x rainbow six siege you promised a year ago

[@pequod3782]

@@ADummie hah yeah and soldier playing the main theme with his *I forgot the name of his instrument :(*

[@indecisivecountdooku1340]

@@ADummie What if you make it the heavy, and he puts on a Spartan Suit and ends up playing Slayer? And then he gets a guitar and plays Slayer.

[@GamerR-ze1is]

Yeeeez

[@greentea_DP]

Me: *trying to study*
TH-cam recommendation:

[@ADummie]

F

[@mrbenz2017]

dude same...

[@whimsipop4308]

Good

[@unosworld2517]

Aczgxgcvvggf gft fzccvvvcfgcccxgcxcxxxxxd

[@lunky6960]

5:36 *laughs in upside down

[@ADummie]

:P

[@lunky6960]

I turned on captions and that appeared

[@artjom1985]

no joke ive not seen a video that i could rewatch every week and it wont get old

[@bonesmalone6532]

5:31 when I realise I forgot to do my homework

[@ADummie]

F

[@pixelflamex7603]

Me : Sees Minecraft
Also me : just expects footage from a minecraft trade server
Edit:wow most liked comment !
thank you everyone !

[@heavyfromtf2208]

Me too

[@vivelafrance1686]

saame

[@grande1900]

Or the soldier clip from How it FEELS to play sniper

[@regal2590]

Reeeeeeeeee -*Kid* has left the server
Reason: mic spamming

[@venturerweegee64]

Let’s be honest, pretty much all of us did. Myself included.

[@serzaknightcore5208]

1:10 everybody know that gandy free his country by throwing nuclear missile bomb
no?

[@doodoothedishonored9093]

0:42 Soldier: *LAUGHS*
God:
no

[@funkkyno8058]

*Laughs in American*
*Screams in Texan*
*Scared in German*
*Laughs Upside down*
*Gets shot in Australian*
*Screams in Russian*
Best subtitles ever

[@mannyperez6096]

1:23

[@Aflay1]

The moment I saw _Civilization_
1:00 This was the first thing I expected.

[@ADummie]

Heh.

[@mynameisjohn5173]

It's going off it's remaining airspeed

[@casda5226]

A wild ghandi has appearwd

[@nichsa8984]

@@ADummie wtf tank are made out admantium and vibranium is from wolvrine and black panther using material

[@ricebro7044]

And waltzing Matilda in the background

[@abzalamangos2049]

Great job!

[@gdbestfantho8565]

6:41 running.exe lol 😂😂😂😂

[@ADummie]

:P

[@pile-o-nonsense3688]

1:01 Warlord Gandhi!
Only in Civilisation!

[@Skullhawk13]

Necronpariah 123 that Indian madman

[@-_thememer_-3176]

*DAMN THE SUBTITLE MADE ME LAUGH*
5:53 Creeper? Aww Man!

[@cyrustheaxolotl4860]

*_-THE MEMER-_* Its actually the f word now.

[@dr.walterbennett]

F word.
F a b u l o u s

[@naveer3604]

This is the best one out of all of them

[@Wanking_wanker]

3:25 the nazi invasion of russia colorized

[@drharoldpontiffcoomer]

WW2 in TF2, Russia be red, und Germany Blue.

[@daniellee4807]

4:51 this is what everyone waited for lmao

[@ADummie]

Suggested by many IRL friends.

[@lmaowhodidthis]

Bro do you know what the song name is then I’ve been looking for it everywhere

[@GmodFilmsTR]

4:38 didnt know tf2 got a japanese character

[@ADummie]

:P

[@xXRusky_SevmorXx]

Banzai plane.

[@benfed4873]

Correction: War Thunder plane.

[@artjom1985]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[@chadstream_sam1888]

@@benfed4873 nah its banzai plane

[@jimcobbler3954]

The only things inaccurate about the warthunder one:
1: medics teammates were actually competent and tried to work together.
2: medic didn’t get instantly one shot sniped by a tank destroyer from 10km away.

[@aabattery4092]

The captions are a real treat

[@fishmansf4573]

To be honest, i was really hoping for a war thunder one. Thank you for delivering.

[@gavinbrown5944]

I was here for that too

[@minhkhoihoangngoc9770]

6:31
It's just the same old tf2
But
*MOAR EPICC*

[@electrokyo9684]

2:23 Soldier truly is in the stars, for he was one of them.
R.I.P. Rick May

[@drharoldpontiffcoomer]

He shall not be forgotten...

[@KingOfRedPlays]

Aw man, I was really hoping the BF ending would finish off with a LoopZook maneuver. Awesomely put together, though!

[@ADummie]

I have no idea what a LoopZook maneuver is, for the record.

[@sheacorduroy5565]

I love how no one is mentioning Gandhi lmao.

[@aegeanharrier6648]

Lieutenant Gaz Its normal fpr community I guess

[@alexsiow7742]

4:07 medic is reading mein kamf

[@ADummie]

Mein Kampfty Chair

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

I love how two of these are just regular TF2 footage

[@yutahkotomi5156]

2:27 8/10 Great staging fail and Rapid Unplanned Disassembly, but no rocket taking eternity to gain speed, am disappointed.

[@ThatGuy-vw6gc]

That Ghandi made me laugh so hard, my voice is gone.
And tips for using ‘Shadow above the Volcano’ for warthunder

[@alexsargent143]

5:23 bad idea 😑✋

[@hisnamewasDelta]

7:29 someone forgot to animate propellers

[@normalcornfornormalpeople5581]

The subtitles are just gold

[@I_Am_Vratislav]

You've improved so much since the last one. This is bloody epec. Keep it up brother.

[@ADummie]

Thanks!

[@Mimirai]

I was checking to see if there is a Civilisation scene. I'm not disappointed.

[@It_Still_Sucks]

5:00 - 5:56
The creator of canadian sub., you're freakin' god

[@Mr-Ad-196]

1:03 yeah as soon as I see Ghandi.........yeah his gonna drop them bomb especially the nuclear one at you.

[@ADummie]

F

[@ricebro7044]

Thermonuclear to be exact

[@Mr-Ad-196]

@@ricebro7044 close enough.

[@terran6686]

@2:41 The dreaded "Parachute set to deploy during takeoff" staging, the leading cause of the deaths of many brave and inattentive astronauts to date, right after "Boredom".

[@1ncom1ng]

its a great work)

[@ADummie]

Thanks!

[@psychopathic_kitten1029]

that battlefield bit was bloody epic

[@Delfy]

How about TF2 mixed with RTS? Warcraft 3 for example :))

[@ADummie]

Son of a fucking bitch, Delfy is here! I'm famous!!1!!!!!1111!!
Maybe? I'm not familiar with those though :P

[@tedwink6652]

Also Age of Empires ii, Empire earth ii

[@xxtruedahkneshxx8422]

What about TF2 mixed with supreme commander 2?

[@viet_cong_momiji2324]

StarCraft 2

[@TheLibrary307]

Age of wonders and I mean the new one.

[@helbramsgibbs3280]

when the demoman relize.... FALL DAMAGE DEAL BIG IN MINECRAFT.
demoman: "fak! *dead*"

[@ADummie]

F

[@artjom1985]

F

[@vz_and_trains]

The subtitles are gold XD

[@rosagarciaortiz3492]

6:10 snake SNAKE!

[@TtheWhimsical]

0:51
Spy:Let's settle this like gentlemen!
Engineer in mechsuit:nope.
*perfection.*

[@Star-tc4dy]

That happens to me all the time in Kerbal space program

[@alfarongabriel8595]

Everytime i launch the rocket, the paracute got deployed by itself

[@impulse8935]

cuz you didnt set the stages

[@alfarongabriel8595]

@@impulse8935 ok, i got it. Thanks for the info, lad.

[@lorenalongcop2267]

Ok cool

[@geg1251]

1:04 *waltzing Matilda plays as Ghandi arises

[@nyancat2221]

The subtitles are gold

[@imcintyre01]

5:58 Sniper: yeah that sounds about right.

[@Alinarotster]

3:27 Rare footage of the battle of Kursk, circa 1943

[@khanhhoangmaile4431]

the subtitles are so good 😂

[@j.s.radhakrishnan2006]

6:24 rayshud!

[@ADummie]

:P

[@Temdie]

Gandhi: gets control over all nukes
World: Becomes holy

[@ADummie]

Gandhi has used "nuclear holocaust"!

[@FatherShinGoji]

5:05 awww man

[@hefozu525]

I watched it with subtitles, and damn, i swear the sub made it even funnier xDD

[@melon4345]

That Minecraft one was like watching a high quality Mafia City ad

[@thisdude497]

If tf2 was mixed with other games, that game will be a complete masterpiece.
XD

[@KoishiVibin]

Hmm
So, balanced shotguns, Soldier has enough firepower to crack a tank and then at least worry another...

[@thisdude497]

@@KoishiVibin okeh

[@Razor_5982]

Colonel.. I tried to sneak around.
But I'm too dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keep alerting the guards

[@jojo.s_bekaar_adventures]

subtitles are *_GOLD_*

[@DavidDAndrews]

3:30 battle of Berlin 1945 (colorized)

[@ADummie]

:P