In this episode of Crusader Kings 3 Adventures: Koifish singlehandedly throws out every Viking from England! This is the second part of a over 30 part long series, where I will be playing as EVERY suggested starting character in Crusader Kings 3! It's going to take a while, but It's going to be fun! Do you have a favorite character (please don't say Haesteinn I don't want to relapse again), tell me down in the comments!
I think everyones favourite after his holyness Jarl Haesteinn is Mathilda di Canossa. For your rehab you should go full confrontation therapy and play Count Eudes with the following two targets: 1. Get the french throne, 2. Kill Haesteinn or Ragnarr if he dies to early Edit: Shit I just noticed you already did that. I completly missed that video. Well nevermind then...
Yeshua, an Assyrian physician in Siberia, he's technically unlanded but the sheer amount of chaos that can happen from playing as a one province Assyrian trying to get back to Mesopotamia, is GREAT
Viking addiction is a serious topic! Every day I wake up I Conquer. My wife keeps telling me "please stop raiding the neighbours". But in truth, I can't! I am addicted.
Alfred must be scripted to fail every murder. I wasn’t able to with this character either. Holy s*** I’ve never seen the surprise party event…must be new. That would be terrifying. Never seen a more stressed character in my life.
@@infinitewisdom8400 Well I did state I could be wrong must be a very rare event then, I've never seen it and have everything but friends and foes. I have over 1k hours in the game as well so hence the thinking it was friends and foes.
@@Fun4luve OH sorry I messed up, I got confused with another video and thought this was a different discussion about another feature in Ck3. Yes, it was included with "Friends and Foes" from what I know.
Alfred is going to the dungeons, planning to use his own sword to end the life of Hastein’s son, but seeing him there, weakened and sickened because of the conditions of the dungeons, this remember Alfred something, about how one of his little boys used to so easy to get sick when he was young, looking closer to the eyes of the young man he took a decision, the decision that perhaps vengeance was not the correct way
Actually most of the sons who were killed were sickly in their youth. So ya he probs had flashbacks to their childhood and just could not bear to kill another man’s child in cold blood.
Alfred's brother went out to hunt bear. But he was brutally murdered by at least three hairy Bjorns. As in the name Bjorn, which means bear, but really they were Vikings. Get it? Teehee! I'm so clever!
My best Alfred start is always to go conquer all of my brothers other vassals. He starts the game with all of the counties in Wessex except for Alfred’s. But he gives all the ones he can’t hold away almost immediately. So I just vassal eat all of these brand new counties before they can even Levy their troops. Easy way to grab Lunden off the start.
No Joke here -- My Fav. Charakter is Alfred. And here it comes - thanks to your "Motivations" I tried Haesting -- guess who tourned out to be my Arch Nemesis all of a sudden... I swear, it´s like this Game makes notes on you - just to come back at you , with your most beloved Charakters.
Jesus, and I was having major stress outs watching so many sons being born. Just the thought of that kingdom split but my god did that take a dark turn lol…
I have gone over a year watching Koifish thinking that he’s been saying, “No shitsy doodling”… I’m unsure of how to treat this revelation. Also, absolutely love the Witcher music tossed in. Kudos to our favorite Swede or his editor for that choice
3:06 lmao Stamford is one of the five boroughs it's a market town in Lincolnshire and the only one of the Danish boroughs that didn't become a county town, Stamford Bridge is a market town near York.
You could take more than 3 traits also some traits you could get through special events, so for example my special character 400 buy points character for Ironman and Achievements had tons of traits because of an "exploit" of negative traits. I will tell you more on discord.
@@paldennorbu8 Basically you could abuse all negative traits to create superior "father" and with a bit luck when generating heir, this way you could get a beautiful, herculean, genious, pure-blooded superhuman in the first week when the original character dies because of all negative stuff and diseases.
I am pretty sure you can also see if you are doing a hunt and probably most other activities, however I am not sure if it was a day one feature or added later.
Let`s go Polish-Vikings culture. The Vikings were in Poland not only as mercenaries, but also based on the island of Wolin, where mainly Yomswikings were. Therefore, the culture should be called Wolinish. Make Great WOLAND again!
Thats not correct at all lol we don’t even know where the jomsvikings were outside of a very much non specific pomeranian location which isn’t in poland at all lol. Now theorizing is nice and all but a single runestone on wolin doesn’t make enough proof. The jomsvikings existed over 1100 years ago and there is zero ways to point out the ACTUAL location of jomsborg…however awesome it would be to find it but yeah it’s highly unlikely wolin was the ctual location considering most of the jomsvikings confirmed locations for battles were in northern germany
In this episode of Crusader Kings 3 Adventures: Koifish singlehandedly throws out every Viking from England!
This is the second part of a over 30 part long series, where I will be playing as EVERY suggested starting character in Crusader Kings 3! It's going to take a while, but It's going to be fun!
Do you have a favorite character (please don't say Haesteinn I don't want to relapse again), tell me down in the comments!
I think everyones favourite after his holyness Jarl Haesteinn is Mathilda di Canossa. For your rehab you should go full confrontation therapy and play Count Eudes with the following two targets: 1. Get the french throne, 2. Kill Haesteinn or Ragnarr if he dies to early
Edit: Shit I just noticed you already did that. I completly missed that video. Well nevermind then...
I like that count of Napil in 1066
Let`s go Nordic-Polish culture!
You should do a series on unlocking every achievement.
Yeshua, an Assyrian physician in Siberia, he's technically unlanded but the sheer amount of chaos that can happen from playing as a one province Assyrian trying to get back to Mesopotamia, is GREAT
Ivar the Homeless
BRUH
😂
haesteinn killing koifishs sons and koifish going "NOOO! IS IT BECAUSE IM NOT PLAYING YOU HAESTEINN?" has bitter exes energy and i love it
Haesteinn is like "Listen koifish you know what this channel is about."
"My brother in law ... married to my SISTER?!"
Yes Koifish, that's kind of how this works....
Loving this series :)
I CAN'T BELIEVE MY FATHER MARRIED MY MOTHER!
@@mortache Holy fuck, you shouldn’t tell this to anyone. Your family would be shamed for life man. Please delete this comment for your sake😱
@@mortache :banjoJAM: ~i'm, m-y own gra-mpa~ :banjoJAM:
"You think I am made out of sons?!"
*Son dies*
*muffled screams*
Screams at screen: STOP SENDING TI WAR!!
@@spudrow2004
Yeah, apparently the champions-selector seems to be some divine knowledge that is a secret to every CK3 TH-camr.
Viking addiction is a serious topic! Every day I wake up I Conquer. My wife keeps telling me "please stop raiding the neighbours". But in truth, I can't! I am addicted.
The scream when he lost his 3rd son. It was so genuine and it was so muffled and it killed me
With those dynasty traits, every time the Vikings killed his sons they were like "wow, that is some quality blood being splattered everywhere."
Loving episode 2 of "Watch as Haesteinn ruins my plans in every episode" can't wait to see how he does it next time
What’s the first episode?
Alfred must be scripted to fail every murder. I wasn’t able to with this character either.
Holy s*** I’ve never seen the surprise party event…must be new. That would be terrifying. Never seen a more stressed character in my life.
I actually encountered it recently and interestingly enough if you are a paranoid character you can literally choose to jump out a window to avoid it.
So I believe it's with 'friends and foes' I could be wrong though.
@@Fun4luve I don't know about, I am pretty sure it has been in the game for atleast half a year at this point.
@@infinitewisdom8400 Well I did state I could be wrong must be a very rare event then, I've never seen it and have everything but friends and foes. I have over 1k hours in the game as well so hence the thinking it was friends and foes.
@@Fun4luve OH sorry I messed up, I got confused with another video and thought this was a different discussion about another feature in Ck3. Yes, it was included with "Friends and Foes" from what I know.
Somehow I managed to start two campaigns with Alfred and both times AEthelred didn't die
Alfred is going to the dungeons, planning to use his own sword to end the life of Hastein’s son, but seeing him there, weakened and sickened because of the conditions of the dungeons, this remember Alfred something, about how one of his little boys used to so easy to get sick when he was young, looking closer to the eyes of the young man he took a decision, the decision that perhaps vengeance was not the correct way
Actually most of the sons who were killed were sickly in their youth. So ya he probs had flashbacks to their childhood and just could not bear to kill another man’s child in cold blood.
I absolutely lost it when Koifish started singing the Ragnar the Red bit.
Poor Koifish just can't help trying to murder people despite taking massive amounts of stress in the process
Assassination rehabilitation soon ?
never knew you could open up a feast tab like that. great video as always
Alfred's brother went out to hunt bear.
But he was brutally murdered by at least three hairy Bjorns.
As in the name Bjorn, which means bear, but really they were Vikings. Get it? Teehee! I'm so clever!
Ngrrrghhhh...
Take my like and leave.
My best Alfred start is always to go conquer all of my brothers other vassals. He starts the game with all of the counties in Wessex except for Alfred’s. But he gives all the ones he can’t hold away almost immediately. So I just vassal eat all of these brand new counties before they can even Levy their troops. Easy way to grab Lunden off the start.
I like the part where you didn't blaspheme after the third son death. True Alfred the Great material. 10/10 Christian.
For a second I thought you where gonna play the Northumbria guy and really try to push back the great heathen army from the earliest point
Is there anyway to do that?
I am absolutely loving his rehabilitation program, I hope he will make one were he turns all of Scandinavia Christian through force and conquest.
No Joke here -- My Fav. Charakter is Alfred.
And here it comes - thanks to your "Motivations" I tried Haesting -- guess who tourned out to be my Arch Nemesis all of a sudden...
I swear, it´s like this Game makes notes on you - just to come back at you , with your most beloved Charakters.
Koifish do the extra hard 867 challenge and start as Earl Aella of Northumbria. Can you successfully stop both Viking invasions?
I can’t get enough of the screams man absolutely dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jesus, and I was having major stress outs watching so many sons being born. Just the thought of that kingdom split but my god did that take a dark turn lol…
Honestly your videos make me want to jump right in the game and try different things ever time
I have gone over a year watching Koifish thinking that he’s been saying, “No shitsy doodling”… I’m unsure of how to treat this revelation.
Also, absolutely love the Witcher music tossed in. Kudos to our favorite Swede or his editor for that choice
Alfred's Journey Is Just Beautiful
His son phantom timing was great
18:36 that had me wheezing at 4am lmao
Love your content like always! ❤
These are just getting better as we go
Bro had a whole character arc at the end 😭
Dude, you made me addicted to hastings now. I can’t stop playing as him
Very excited for when he plays as William The Conqueror
he will do a back to viking video when he comes to a later startdate and will reunify the skandinavian cultures
Instant watch and like from me, looking forward to seeing all the other playthroughs
No.
"I am the best man there has ever been! I'm also very humble."
As soon as I open the video "my name is koifish, ah," I just died laughing
It gets me everytime 😂😂
Keep them comming! Awesome video!
I CANNOT WAIT FOR MORE!
3:06 lmao Stamford is one of the five boroughs it's a market town in Lincolnshire and the only one of the Danish boroughs that didn't become a county town, Stamford Bridge is a market town near York.
I think Heainstinn has a really big ego.. cause if he is not the solution, he has to be the problem 😅
I cannot wait for Harold Godwinson playthrough
Koifish aimed for the sky
So many Vikings did die
While his sons dropped like flies
Haesteinn isn’t taking the break up well
I love history with Hilbert as well :D
Good point of loosing so many sons: your empire isn't divided into nothingness ^^
You should try the petty king of Northumbria, he REALLY hates vikings. And it's really painful to play as.
It’s literally impossible whats the point
Another Koifish video YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I think you spent that entire time with Alfie stressed out of his mind.
Koifish: Has a character with explicit traits that prohibit murder play
*Tries to murder anyway*
Also Koifish: WHY AM I GETTING STRESSED!?
You could take more than 3 traits also some traits you could get through special events, so for example my special character 400 buy points character for Ironman and Achievements had tons of traits because of an "exploit" of negative traits. I will tell you more on discord.
can you tell more?
@@paldennorbu8 Basically you could abuse all negative traits to create superior "father" and with a bit luck when generating heir, this way you could get a beautiful, herculean, genious, pure-blooded superhuman in the first week when the original character dies because of all negative stuff and diseases.
Wait are they getting scheme murdered or just die in battle? If it's the latter can't you just forbid them from being your knights?
The second half of this video was so hilarious
10:59 I'm Italian, I already ate the frittata yesterday🥲
Alfred the wild Fish of Ashdown!
Bro this dudes commentary is hilarious.. “seester” 😭
Will you play manorlords when it comes out?
maybe he died hunting a Gwent card he needed for a set
this is like my Haestein though for real, done it loads of times since release, too many times....
I see Koifish is a man of culture, he also knows TF2
But can one truly cure Haestinn addiction?
I am italian and i like your cit on italian culture.
FRITTATA PER TUTTI, ANDIAMO CAVALLI
Playing Alfred the Great like a Viking is crazy 😂
Music is from drakensang game (the first one)
Oh yeah baby!
Fritata patoti is such a epic warcry.
You should play as the middle ground between vikings and christians: the catholic nord on iceland!
Common W
WHA- 50 hours in this game, never knew you could see your feast while it happened!
I am pretty sure you can also see if you are doing a hunt and probably most other activities, however I am not sure if it was a day one feature or added later.
@@infinitewisdom8400 how, how have I never noticed this?!
i think it must have come in an update because this is also my first time seeing that
@@breadstick4458 because you probably were zoomed out all the time
Bro, i'm at 1800 hours ingame and never saw this before...
Evil Koifish be like
Where tovjoin the AH meeting?
Is this Koifish or Hsifiok?
Hæstings plot amor is to tick to be poisoned
I love his accent
It would habe been very funny If even If He mit allowed to Play Haesteinn, He reforms the asatru faith anyway everytime
Wrong Stanford, Stanford bridge is near york
Horse lifts weights
Let`s go Polish-Vikings culture.
The Vikings were in Poland not only as mercenaries, but also based on the island of Wolin, where mainly Yomswikings were.
Therefore, the culture should be called Wolinish.
Make Great WOLAND again!
Thats not correct at all lol we don’t even know where the jomsvikings were outside of a very much non specific pomeranian location which isn’t in poland at all lol. Now theorizing is nice and all but a single runestone on wolin doesn’t make enough proof. The jomsvikings existed over 1100 years ago and there is zero ways to point out the ACTUAL location of jomsborg…however awesome it would be to find it but yeah it’s highly unlikely wolin was the ctual location considering most of the jomsvikings confirmed locations for battles were in northern germany
@@nekogaming5300 Good there, it is important that the idea would like the creation of a Nordic-Polish culture.
You know how ex-users keep track of their days sober... I wonder how long it'll be until Mr. Koifish relapses.
Me with NNN rn
@@cba2make1up Lost it the first day.
Thought I could pop one out real quick before it turns november but it took way too long.
I created england as alfred 😎
Goddamit koifish why you don't forbid your sons to become knights 🤧
holly shit 3 sons 😂😂 this is so ironic
Tried it once. Got rekt badly.
YAY
RIP heirs
Du gör oss stolta 🍘🍘🍘
they are vikings, heathens, without jesus, but you will be worse...
RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE
ok
I want to watch koifish, but his commentary is like nails on a chalkboard.
That’s all his channel, don’t watch if you don’t like it; no one is forcing you.
@@ShuuuuutUp I don't watch it...
@@TheOrlobo why are you complaining then?
@@ShuuuuutUp because I want to watch the substance of his videos.
@@TheOrlobo tough shit bud
Koifish, you REALLY need the mod to keep your sons from being knights. Really. You're losing so many in all of your vids.
Somthing about Waffle House
VERY GOOD HAESTINN, VERY GOOD.