[Pagoda One] Cheesy Pick Up Lines You Should Never Use in America/Australia/England/South Africa.

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  • @unicornloverallroundupsidedown
    @unicornloverallroundupsidedown 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I love how he goes, “ *SAM* is your *name* Pikachu” 😂😂

  • @sevaratolibaeva8865
    @sevaratolibaeva8865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Boyfriend material? Loved that! My favorite one is “ Do u believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again! ❤️❤️❤️

  • @sylwia1807
    @sylwia1807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?" I love this one 😂

    • @pagodaone_5697
      @pagodaone_5697  4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is always the best :)

    • @donnguyen2517
      @donnguyen2517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I've heard the response where it's "No, but I did scrap my knee crawling up from hell." Lol

    • @riosulysto2068
      @riosulysto2068 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      don nguyen brutal.... but if you don’t like the person, I guess it’s the best way to shut them down

    • @PeiwenTanbassoon821
      @PeiwenTanbassoon821 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      it's the only one I know 😂

    • @0010-i6h
      @0010-i6h 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would literally slap that person🤣

  • @knptwo99
    @knptwo99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I had an ex a while back that got a kick out of pickup lines so every morning I’d message her a new one, to start her off with a laugh. Among them were “Are you a magician, because when I look at you everyone else disappears!”, “They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth, but apparently they’ve never stood next to you.”, “Are you religious? Cause you’re the answers to all my prayers!”, and her personal favorite, “Are you a parking ticket, cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.”

    • @pagodaone_5697
      @pagodaone_5697  4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ong i love all of them!!!!!

    • @CaptainFrost32
      @CaptainFrost32 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pagodaone_5697 heard some of those on sitcoms before. :)

  • @aliceg_160
    @aliceg_160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    You guys make me smile 😁 my fav cheesy pickup line is: do you work for Google? Because you’re everything I was searching for

    • @pagodaone_5697
      @pagodaone_5697  4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      OMG!!!!!!!!!! this is so Trendy pick-up lines :)

    • @alistairt7544
      @alistairt7544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love this one hahahahaa

  • @Yet1moreUtuber
    @Yet1moreUtuber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    If I could rearrange the alphabet , I would put *U* and *I* together

    • @pagodaone_5697
      @pagodaone_5697  4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh god
      Brilliant!!

    • @riosulysto2068
      @riosulysto2068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      If you don’t like the person I guess you can say, “thanks God that N is followed by O” hahaha

    • @adamwarlock1
      @adamwarlock1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Very nice! Hmmm...you could also do: "I wish this was a keyboard, because U and I belong together."

    • @nehanandam8168
      @nehanandam8168 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@riosulysto2068 omg wow!

  • @carringtonbybee4876
    @carringtonbybee4876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    This is a really common one you forgot from America
    “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”

    • @TheMbangel
      @TheMbangel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I saw a really cool picture somewhere where a guy used this pick up line, and the girl responded by saying: "Well I got a few scrapes and bruises crawling back up from hell."

    • @carringtonbybee4876
      @carringtonbybee4876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      cryAskul, I’ve also heard “no, my boyfriend caught me”

    • @febemfn9490
      @febemfn9490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't forget the "Are you from Tennessee?" Lol

  • @skyepeterson5389
    @skyepeterson5389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Chantelle makes that face that many girls have made when hearing the worst pick up lines 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️04:12
    Edit: can you call me a doctor, because my heart stopped when I saw
    you :)
    : Are you an animal, because I see you in my wildest dreams 😂
    : Excuse me do you have shades, because you shine way too bright
    😎
    : You're under arrest for being so gorgeous
    : You should carry a fire hazard sign with you, cause you hot 🔥
    : Are you related to TnT, cause baby you da bomb💣

  • @sinqobilemakhathini
    @sinqobilemakhathini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Here first🇿🇦🇿🇦 I'm from South Africa 💛

  • @c.f.l.4069
    @c.f.l.4069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    American John, I actually have been electrified by you.⚡️⚡️⚡️

  • @oskarlyckhage8991
    @oskarlyckhage8991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    3 billions is the number of times a person's heart will beat in their lifetime,
    although mine is one less than that because it skipped a beat when I first saw Chantelle.

  • @leanderinosanto7846
    @leanderinosanto7846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    “Are you on Facebook? ‘Coz I’d definitely click Like.”
    “Oops, I think I lost my number. Can I have yours?”
    “If I were an Azkal, then you are my goal.”
    “Sorry, I forgot your name, can I call you mine?”

    • @sifisobelly3550
      @sifisobelly3550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao this is why I don't use pick up lines

    • @pagodaone_5697
      @pagodaone_5697  4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So~~~~~~good

    • @CaptainFrost32
      @CaptainFrost32 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pagodaone_5697 I remember a Super Bowl ad from years ago that used several. years later the actor in the commercial played Jack from Will & Grace.

  • @alifyakaylashafa6943
    @alifyakaylashafa6943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    5:08 John should add "Your wish is my command" to make it sounds cuter haha

  • @meg_benji1228
    @meg_benji1228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I normally hear a lot of Christian pick up-line’s. But one that was used on me was.... Like.... “I was reading the book of Numbers and I realized I don’t have yours.” There are so many more but that one I hear so often it is annoying.

    • @lifeofjohn3993
      @lifeofjohn3993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Now these are the ones I heard the most back in the day! 😂😂 "I'm not a prophet but I can see us together!"

  • @StormWolfsong79
    @StormWolfsong79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I had a best friend who got the pick up line, "God, you have such beautiful feet, I would love for them to walk beside me all through life."

  •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If I were a flight attendant, I’d carry you in my airplane, but since I’m not, I’ll carry you in my heart. ....
    I love this one. Thank u guys for this video. Keep up the good work. American John your last pick up line made laugh a lot. Greetings

  • @Nana-qt3jm
    @Nana-qt3jm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love these videos. Also I miss seeing Korean Billy's cute face!

  • @yerkebulanalibek2940
    @yerkebulanalibek2940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I am Kazakh but we use Russian language a lot in all of its beauty and there is one really really old fashioned and simultaneously the most cheesy pick-up line. It is "vashei mame zyat' ne nuzhen?" which means "does your mother need a son-in-law?"
    Me and my classmates have recently graduated from one of the most prestige and intellectual schools of Kazakhstan. I remember we were preparing a surprise for girls for the 8th of March and we decided to stick some cards with pick-up lines to their school lockers but we wanted it in a smarter way. There is a special formula ((x2 + y2 - 1)3 - x2y3 = 0) and if you try to draw it you will get a heart. So we wrote something like "when I see you I feel like *and that formula*"-ish stuff. However the most brilliant one was "girl, u r like the Friday pilaf" LoL (the thing is on Fridays we have pilaf for the lunch and the taste of it is so heavinly)
    I can't remember what else we had written but I guess you got the idea

    • @lifeofjohn3993
      @lifeofjohn3993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I needed this in my life 😂😂😂thank you so much!!! I love the son-in-law one!

    • @yerkebulanalibek2940
      @yerkebulanalibek2940 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      존의인생Life of John 😂 😂 😂 👍

  • @LetsssArmy
    @LetsssArmy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Boyfriend material "?! My mind is blown away 🇿🇦🤯😂

  • @nanacazume5324
    @nanacazume5324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "boyfriend material" line sounded cute coming from Sam 🤣 I remember a brazilian one, first you need to know that in portuguese "ar" means "air" and "lindo" means "handsome" (and Arlindo is a name), so "hi my name is Arlindo, but you can call me Lindo, because the ar I lost when I saw you."

  • @sarahmoellenberg
    @sarahmoellenberg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I am physically cringing from the cheese but it speaks to the part of me that loves a good Dad joke.

  • @VictoriaGxD
    @VictoriaGxD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I really love this videos! You make my day, already waiting for the next one 😊

  • @sakuryanacc
    @sakuryanacc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I lost it at Walter's ponytail 😂😂😂😂
    I agree, these cringey lines are big no no if used to really pick up someone. Big ew, imho.
    But if used between friends or between a couple, it's more like a type of joke or puns to brighten the mood I guess? It would make your friends/partner smile/laugh (I doubt it would make anyone go "aww" these days 🤣)

  • @라로-u8k
    @라로-u8k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    LoL😂😂 It's so interesting!!
    And I know other cheesy pick up lines.
    1. You know what? Hershey chocolate's ruined. Because you're so sweet.
    2. Don't go to the club. There's a club here for you. Your own fan club.

    • @pagodaone_5697
      @pagodaone_5697  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love M&M :) Thank you! 이애리님~

    • @trainerpam5646
      @trainerpam5646 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      OMG! The first one I heard from Taeyong to Jaehyun of NCT in Weekly Idol LOL

  • @BleachBrownie
    @BleachBrownie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    not even gna lie, bf material would work on me. but i've never seen anybody go so hard and dramatic with the are you tired line. the effort, the *pause*... muah chef's kiss.

  • @reghardstoltz3419
    @reghardstoltz3419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Tell a girl her teeth looks like stars, millions of miles apart 😂😂😂😂

  • @aztravelguy
    @aztravelguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sam looking right out of the 80s today. Never gonna give you up! Also, you guys have my dream job. Been around the world plenty but wish I had simply moved abroad 15-20 years ago.

  • @00cj07
    @00cj07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I fact that all the boys, especially walter, know all the pick up lines just by the first few words is SO FUNNY

  • @victortigsepacheco8495
    @victortigsepacheco8495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best video EVER!!. I couldn't help it and never stopped making fun of these pick up lines,,, "discreetly"(lol). :)))

  • @elamibhongo7939
    @elamibhongo7939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    No one:
    South African boys: Is your name Dumisani?
    Girl: Bruh, that's a guy's name.
    south African boy : cause You do me .....sani.

  • @JesusFlores-ju3mh
    @JesusFlores-ju3mh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m glad I brought my library card...because I’m checking you out

  • @shadeboonzaaier3280
    @shadeboonzaaier3280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Sjoe Walter is making me realize I need to go look for an Australian husband

  • @Zodchi
    @Zodchi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The most famous one that is just seen as a joke in the US is the “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the Ten-I-See😏”

  • @ninimazi459
    @ninimazi459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:46 that flirty remark.. just look at the other twos faces they were like 😯

  • @bertinanathasha8662
    @bertinanathasha8662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Cheesy Lines makes me to cringe... I met a guy in a marathon and we started to text and from the first day he was being cheesy and I have to tell him to stop ... on 3rd day it went to whole new level where he said that I'm his soulmate and i literally blocked him.

  • @harriantoncornell5405
    @harriantoncornell5405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Very good

  • @Celestecass
    @Celestecass 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    But I like that Genie one. I haven't heard that one before.

  • @youngcuisinier2876
    @youngcuisinier2876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hi im from south africa and Chantel would know this one “does your dad work at telkom because i feel a connection

  • @00cj07
    @00cj07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sam's voice is seriously SO SOOTHING

  • @mhlave2440
    @mhlave2440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    At 1.55 should it be looser or loser? One is from loose because it got an extra 'o' and the other one from lose because it lost an 'o' 🤷🏾‍♂️.

    • @Nelly-jh7rm
      @Nelly-jh7rm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Loser 😊 spell check!

    • @ironsword7
      @ironsword7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Loser

    • @pagodaone_5697
      @pagodaone_5697  4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sorry we missed it m.m
      Double check next time!
      Thanks~

    • @mhlave2440
      @mhlave2440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@pagodaone_5697 Thanks guys. I'm really enjoying your content. Now here is an idea for a future video perhaps, common errors in English e.g. Alliterate/ Illiterate, Aural/ Oral etc. These are just examples, other viewers can come with other examples of words that us who are second/ third or like me fourth language speaker of English struggle with. 🙂

  • @bibomc3221
    @bibomc3221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Me: '' Can you please bring a blank form?
    Her : For what?
    Me: So i can show you how i Feel

  • @darrenmackintosh5924
    @darrenmackintosh5924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I have red hair and was once asked if I was Ron Weasley. It didn't feel like a pickup line until she told me to call her Hermione xD

  • @Mrutkuu
    @Mrutkuu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I have 2 for you. You can thank me later. 1st one: going to have to ask you to leave. You're making the other girls look bad.
    2nd one (more cheesy): Are you Little Cesars? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

    • @pagodaone_5697
      @pagodaone_5697  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oh my god, I love the first one! Thank you, Mrutku.

  • @daniel13707
    @daniel13707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:00 that's 주접

  • @ririsj1100
    @ririsj1100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man: I was hurt by someone I loved. And it really makes my trauma. But since I met you, my wound healing and I can see our future..😊

  • @aerialjune
    @aerialjune 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Boyfriend material 🤣🤣 that was smooooth 😂

  • @minenhlemaphanga9548
    @minenhlemaphanga9548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Walter looking good 😊 love from South Africa! 💙

  • @MrSuperfuzz79
    @MrSuperfuzz79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Aussie to foreigner.... “Do ya have any Aussie in ya?” Foreigner “No”.... Aussie “ Ya want some?”

  • @cheezu6642
    @cheezu6642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    John's enthusiasm thu😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @touche5616
      @touche5616 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's so cute in this video. I think John speaks cheese.

  • @andamtshintsho4454
    @andamtshintsho4454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Sam is such a beautiful man 😍💕

  • @jaylish4189
    @jaylish4189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    In Korea, there've been old saying.
    I will catch the star no matter how far it is
    Omg my tongue is not working anymore

  • @jojoelio5537
    @jojoelio5537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There was a time in the Philippines when pickup lines were popular. A satire movie was released in response to this ridiculous trend. The main character is a man called Boy Pickup Lines where he is the undefeatable pick up line guy in this underground Pick up line battle. His lines doesn't make sense at all but the crowd loses their mind everytime he speaks. Some lines from him goes like this:
    "How are you, because I'm too handsome." *crowd cheers*
    "The sky is dark. You're beautiful."
    "Are you a puppy ? Because 2012 is a leap year."
    All the girls loves her. It's so funny because someone actually created a movie to mock and to end this cringy pick up line trend. 😂😂😂

  • @mishqa_henecia_cpt
    @mishqa_henecia_cpt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Eish! I bet Walter used that cheesy pick up line before. Chantelle, do you think he uses it when he have a dop in? His facial expression and the actions said it all, i almost fell for it! ‘ LMAO Walter, this one is for you. ‘Are you a Traffic Fine? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.’
    You guys are awesome! Thanks for a good laugh.
    Love from Cape Town.

  • @emmileeosborn1468
    @emmileeosborn1468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Are you from Tennesee? Because you're the only TEN I see!"

  • @erik_carter_art
    @erik_carter_art 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You guys seem like you would be a blast to hang out with! xD

  • @00cj07
    @00cj07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In the pikachu one, Sam looked so good😅

  • @IceMetalPunk
    @IceMetalPunk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Someone call the police, because you stole my heart!"
    "I'm so sorry to hear about your loss." ("What?") "Well, obviously someone stole your halo!"
    "I just need to know your name, because all these years I've been saying 'oh, my God', but clearly there's someone even more divine!"
    Okay, cringe is over XD My friends and I always said that the most effective pickup line is, "Hello :) "

  • @ΡουσσοςΚτενιαδάκη
    @ΡουσσοςΚτενιαδάκη 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh man, the way Sam said ''Boyfriend Material'' well, I am afraid I would fall for him D:
    Plus here are 5 Pick up Lines that I like

  • @CeravvvEgan
    @CeravvvEgan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Chantelle, I heard the same kind of line from a guy in South Africa in 1996.
    Guy - “Did it hurt?”
    Me - “what?!”
    Guy - “When you fell from heaven”
    Me - 🙄🤦🏼‍♀️😬

  • @nikki1571
    @nikki1571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Sam I'd want that material😉

  • @sc3pt1c4L
    @sc3pt1c4L 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I have a tip for you...and if you're lucky I'll put the whole thing in" Why are John and Sam dressed from the 80's lately? Chantelle looks stunning in that blue top. The colour and cut really suits her. You spelt the word 'loser' wrong by the way. 'Looser' means more baggy.

  • @BleachBrownie
    @BleachBrownie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    twist on a classic:
    did it hurt when you fell?
    from the vending machine
    cuz you're a snacc

  • @FallstarFL
    @FallstarFL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Here's one that will go badly:
    "I feel like I've met you somewhere before, can I look at the top of your head to be sure?"

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Props for being cringe-worthy, inappropriate, AND rhyming all at the same time!

  • @trainerpam5646
    @trainerpam5646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I don't need Google anymore."
    "Why? I mean it's very useful."
    "Because when I found you, the search is over."
    I think I want to throw up after saying that.. HAHAHA! 😂

  • @sizankosinqentsu7161
    @sizankosinqentsu7161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Thambo lam lika Kentucky". Meaning "my chicken(KFC) bone".
    "Sambrela sam selanga". Meaning "you're my umbrella when there is a sun"
    This are old ones from South Africa.

    • @maomao2733
      @maomao2733 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂 😂 😂

  • @Arutha258
    @Arutha258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.

  • @CalvinBratt
    @CalvinBratt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Another one "Hey, is your father baker? Because you're a dream" Dream (sonho in portuguese) it's an sweet bread with cream or chocolate filling and some baker sugar on the top... OMG I COULD SPEND MY WHOLE DAY SAYING THE PICK LINES WE HAVE IN BRAZIL HAHAHAHA

  • @rhesilamadi9816
    @rhesilamadi9816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Here one of my favorite pick up line:
    Hey you! I have two words for you. " I love you"
    😊

  • @shelbyfries8304
    @shelbyfries8304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I used to play co-ed basketball with a group of friends...one of the guys came at me with this cheesiness out of no where when I asked if he was feeling ok because he kept making mistakes and missing his shots, he said, "I think there's something wrong with my eyes...I can't seem to take them off you!"
    ...I replied, "If that's the case maybe you should stop wasting everybody's game time and just watch from the bleachers!"
    ...His buddies never let him live that cheesy moment down!😂

    • @eideanbotha8655
      @eideanbotha8655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oof, brutal and beautiful at the same time. I love it!!! I don't have enough wit to retort pick-up lines like thatt

    • @shelbyfries8304
      @shelbyfries8304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@eideanbotha8655 😂lol!..if I didn't order the extra cheese on the side...I send it back!

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shelbyfries8304 But cheese goes so well on Fries! (I'm sorry, I couldn't resist, it was too perfect.)

  • @TJ-starryeyez
    @TJ-starryeyez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You must be a good deal because I wanna check you out

  • @lindseyrasmussen8371
    @lindseyrasmussen8371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These had me dying 😂😂 So cringy, but so good at the same time. One of the ones I've heard before is "Do you believe a in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

  • @ganapatikamesh
    @ganapatikamesh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was a fun video! I used to work at a retail store store that sold video games, consoles, accessories, comic books, vinyl records, movies, anime, manga, board games, trading card game cards, and geek collectibles. Some pick up lines I heard some of the regular customers would jokingly say to one another (regardless of if they were opposite-sex attracted, same-sex attracted, or attracted to all) while hanging out....at least that I can remember right now:
    “Mario is red, Sonic is blue, won’t you be my player 2?”
    While the customer was holding the new pokeball controller for Nintendo Switch that could be used in Let’s Go Pikachu or Let’s Go Eevee: “Hey, I choose you!” And hold out the pokeball like in the game/show.
    A regular customer came in wearing a shirt that was designed to be like a main character’s from an anime. He was asking us about what we thought when a women regular customer walked up. The exchange went:
    Her: “You look great in that shirt!”
    Him: “Thanks I just got it!”
    Her: “I bet you’d look better with it off!”
    Him: “Ha! I walked right into that one.”
    Apparently it’s a line from the anime (don’t remember the name as I haven’t seen it) except in the show the guy says that (and other cheesy pickup lines) to girls so the humor here is that the woman was reversing the roles from the anime.
    At LGBTQ+ Pride one year one of my straight guy friends was joking around with some of my friends and I who were discussing cheesy pick up lines and said “Anyone ever use this: «whenever I’m around you I can’t even think straight!»” We all thought that was pretty clever and laughed pretty good and one friend said they’d try to remember to try it next time they were at the bars/clubs.
    Great video everyone!

  • @minnienhle21
    @minnienhle21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Watching you guys cringe was my favourite part of the video😂😂😂

  • @아돈노후아이엠
    @아돈노후아이엠 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If you are here, who’s running heaven?

    • @sammurai1408
      @sammurai1408 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      There was a similar one from Brooklyn Nine-Nine. But if you're here who's guarding hades?

    • @CaptainFrost32
      @CaptainFrost32 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sammurai1408 That is usually the ex-...

  • @chilllikewill_7950
    @chilllikewill_7950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If your heart was a prison, I would want to be sentenced to life

  • @suudebayram5852
    @suudebayram5852 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.” We never use this in Turkey but it’s hilarious 😂

  • @Celestecass
    @Celestecass 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've heard the running through my mind before.

  • @syrinacrockett8290
    @syrinacrockett8290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My guy friends would always joke around with pick lines in public areas and their favorite one to use is "Are you from Tennessee because you're the only ten I see."

  • @frostchaos101
    @frostchaos101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    An interesting one ive seen used a few times by buddy is "Is it Halloween? Because your mask (normally slapped at this point) is the girl of my dreams. Somehow they always feel bad for slapping him and usually buy him a drink.

    • @pagodaone_5697
      @pagodaone_5697  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      wow this is a good one! Thank you, Ivan!

  • @Nono-jl3wp
    @Nono-jl3wp 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Excuse me, I'm lost, can you show me the way to your heart ?"
    And a special one to use back here in France (by use, I mean NEVER, please) : "Does your father work for Nintendo ? Because you have the body of a DS !" (DS is pronounced the same as "déesse" which means "goddess" in french), and voilà, you're officially frenchy cheesy !

  • @jabbergingerart1253
    @jabbergingerart1253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Person: did it hurt when you fell from heaven
    Me: no cuz my boyfriend caught me....
    In my case: imaginary boyfriend 😂

  • @deepabalichakrabarti4142
    @deepabalichakrabarti4142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Biggest 'looser'? 1:56

    • @pagodaone_5697
      @pagodaone_5697  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      sorry for the typo m.m will double-check next time.

  • @eunicekim2997
    @eunicekim2997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Your dad must have been a thief, because he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.

  • @Arutha258
    @Arutha258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If I asked you on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question.

  • @arianafohrman8158
    @arianafohrman8158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Are you from Tennessee because your the only ten I see

  • @welcometojohnnysfashioneva8221
    @welcometojohnnysfashioneva8221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My all time favorite: did you just fart? Because you blew me away *hairflip*

  • @Crixss_13
    @Crixss_13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    " where do you live
    : In ur heart my dear ;) "

  • @fatgirlhiking6250
    @fatgirlhiking6250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Did it hurt when you fell from heaven cuz you are an angel? Or Are those space pants you're wearing cuz you're outta this world?

  • @CalvinBratt
    @CalvinBratt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm Brazilian and here we have a LOOOT of stupid pick up lines, we use more to laugh 'cause it's so embarrasses... For example, there's a male name (that's is not very usual anymore because of this pick up line, but it used to be very common name years ago) and the name is "Arlindo" it actually means "ar: air" and "lindo: pretty". So the line is "Hey, my name ir Arlindo but you can call me Lindo (pretty) 'cause the I lost the ar (air) when I saw you." This is hella terrible but as I said, we just use to laugh and make jokes with friends that's in love and don't know how to start a conversation... We have anothers stupid pick lines but I gues that's the famous one HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @princemaktho
    @princemaktho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

  • @keyshaking449
    @keyshaking449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is something my friend said she got "girl did you fart! Coz you blew me away" TOTAL CRINGE ALART

    • @pagodaone_5697
      @pagodaone_5697  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oh my god.... this is good!!!!!!

  • @tanishavictor2309
    @tanishavictor2309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Do you like raisins?? And what about a date?😂🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @palesamahlangu3243
    @palesamahlangu3243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the ''you've been running through my head in Korean sounds sexy😊

  • @racheljones1634
    @racheljones1634 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of my friends in college made this one up. "Are you a map of Africa? Because I've been staring at Djibouti all day."

  • @soul4977
    @soul4977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hey I think you lost something *hands paper* My number 😏

  • @caylalisapillay5506
    @caylalisapillay5506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If corona doesn’t take you out first , can I ?

  • @kezeeanastasia7053
    @kezeeanastasia7053 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Honestly I dont understand what pick up line is (obviously I've watched this clip until the end but I still need to be explained/given a definition of what does it actually mean by a pick up line).
    Also, I kinda know what the word cheesy means coz I've heard it a lot, but honestly I never really know/fully understand the meaning behind the word "cheesy" (obviously here is not to describe the taste of a food, haha). I need a definition.
    I need to be educated abt this. And I dont hv anyone around me that I can ask abt that....

  • @faysie1744
    @faysie1744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oh God. I’m going to be ‘that person’, it’s loser, not looser. 👍

  • @guess2467
    @guess2467 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Was jou pa se toti 'n chilli? Want jy' s vokken hot
    *yeets so very far away*

  • @hanruwatkins7300
    @hanruwatkins7300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Was dit seer toe jy van die hemel af geval het?"