Soy una pringada She is Funny but she’s not a comedy queen. Being funny is unintentionally, and just comes out. Comedy is writing something down and the crowd laughs
Drag queens are not usually my thing, but I aspire to have the confidence Justin had when he said “I might not be funny, or a singer or a seamstress... but I am fierce queen”. You see that shot of him in drag at the end of that clip and I’m like YES YOU ARE. Know your strengths and weaknesses!
This is what I love about Alyssa. She is soooooooo much funnier and quotable when she is just being herself and not put on the spot and "forced" to be funny. That, and her persona is nice, genuine, relatable, self-deprecating, but FIERCE!
I hated it toooo. Omg it broke my fucking heart. It's a competition, not a place to be all friendly. Roxxxy was trash and was on the bottom all the fucking time.
"What the hell you squirpin like a chirpin like the bird up in the" lmfao. I liiiiveeeee for that damn scene. Alyssa had me back rollin... I mean rolling! 😂😂😂
-"I'm not going to entertaint drama, chaos, confussion and madness" **Proceeds to create drama, chaos, confussion and madness all season long** 😂 I looooooooove Miss Alyssa ❤
Justin was pretty wholesome when he said “I’m not a drug addict, I’m not an alcoholic: I’m a teacher, I’m a mentor, I’m a leader” I was like dang! You tell em, that’s no smoke and mirrors... I could tell that’s who he actually is at home
I can see where Laganja got the mannerisms since Alyssa is her drag-mother, but, seriously; that bitch embarrassed herself by going ''over-the-top-Alyssa'' in S6. Her face after the ''why you bein' cute,'' comment cracked me up.
I HATE her the first time i watched season 5, pero looking at it now and seeing on youtube these days this is the funniest shit i've seen in a while. like i learned that she really didn't have bad intentions, she is a good christian women but under pressure of the competition. she's actually funny af.
Robbed when ? I love her, really, but her run on season 5 was overall pretty weak... That's why I was really impressed by her versatility and her looks on all stars. But on her season, top 6 was as far as she could go, really.
Willam, Alyssa and Laganja are probably three of my four or five faves of all time because they're unique and consistently witty. Not even a true follower of this show but they have my attention. The Bianca person and Jujubee were also pretty phenomenal.
Laganja had a similar personality to Alyssa's but hers came off as very fake. I feel like she desperately wanted to be Alyssa part 2 and it just didn't work out. This season Jaydinn has a similar personality but hers u can tell is genuine
+Ryan Lauer Laganja was funny at first but her 'Alyssa' speak got so anoyyyyiinnggg by the time she was elimated. Every sentance was 'gurllllll' and 'okuuurrr?' I love all of Haus Edwards btw.
Exactly! Alyssa isn't trying so hard. She is being herself, unlike MISS YAS GAWD MAWMA OKURRRRR laganja who was very forced/fake/trying TOO hard. * *tongue pop* *
“You forgive the people that hurt you and you forget they existed” literally me now it’s becoming a problem as far as I️ know there only like two people that love on the earth
"I'm not a drug addict, I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a teacher, I'm a mentor, I'm a leader." Me when a cop tries to pull me over for petty speeding.
Megan Delamar 😂
Hahahahaha yes! 😂😂😂😂😂
🤪🤪🤪
If you’re speeding, you can still be arrested or at least have to pay a ticket. Especially for resisting to pull over.
@@Lemon-wk5zy Yeah, I know how the law works lol It was a joke.
"I don't get cute, I get drop dead gorgeous." Seriously one of the best quotes in history.
You probably meant HERstory.
"So you forgive the people who hurt you... and you forget they existed" ...Man I needed this quote right now in my life.....
OKAY!
She's a wise woman
YESSS
Yes
Her Capricorn energy
"I may not be funny" SHE'S HILARIOUS OMG
Soy una pringada unintentionally
Soy una pringada She is Funny but she’s not a comedy queen. Being funny is unintentionally, and just comes out. Comedy is writing something down and the crowd laughs
¿Tu ríes?
vine buscando alyssa y encontré oro
Drag queens are not usually my thing, but I aspire to have the confidence Justin had when he said “I might not be funny, or a singer or a seamstress... but I am fierce queen”. You see that shot of him in drag at the end of that clip and I’m like YES YOU ARE.
Know your strengths and weaknesses!
I cannot get enough of her. Alyssa is life.
Yessss
2 years later. She is still LYFE!!!
Kenyan Bunnie 4 years and I’m still livingggggggggg
She's so frigging easy to love
Her?
This is what I love about Alyssa. She is soooooooo much funnier and quotable when she is just being herself and not put on the spot and "forced" to be funny. That, and her persona is nice, genuine, relatable, self-deprecating, but FIERCE!
she's not self-deprecating
+goliaboi Who said she was?
She is really funny I think when she's trying too
I love her positive attitude, I can tell it is not forced
@@goliaboi she absolutely can be self-depricating :)) in that absolutely unique Alyssa way ofc
"Put your mouth where your fashion is" my new insult
Perhaps the best uninitentionally brutal reads on the show, next to, "Go back to party city!"
@@LimelightsFaded AT LEAST I AM A SHOWGIRL, BITCH, GO BACK TO PARTY CITY WHERE YOU BELONG
Seriously the eyeroll after she asks Jade why she's being cute IS GIVING ME SO MUCH LIFEEEEE
Yassss
Lucy Watson I was the 666th like. My mom Sharon Needles would be proud
She said while u bein cute lol
Eye roll? Don’t you mean
Back rolls???
Sad to see her as a victim of Rolaskatox on ALL Stars 2...
same
Mya Korelli You take the words out of my mouth lol.
I hated it toooo. Omg it broke my fucking heart. It's a competition, not a place to be all friendly. Roxxxy was trash and was on the bottom all the fucking time.
Shandel Maldonado Yeah the finale should have alyssa instead. They really wanted to give roxxy this redemption lol.
But I feel that she walked away the biggest winner of All Stars 2. With all her wit and class act, everyone watching fell in love with her.
'Coco was the one backstabbing me behind me back [rolls].' hahha
....backrolls?
+Zaria Winter Awright.
Whimsical Nessa I see where this is going
Girl sit your ass down and shut the hell up bitch!!
😂😂😂
WHAT THE HELL U SQUIRPING LIKE A CHIRPING LIKE THE BIRD
No that's how you get-- that's how you do.
iconic and so robbed.
Mariuxi Bermeo twice......in 1 season.
Awww, this needed "WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING" from Reading Is Fundamental. Alyssa is perfection.
Dude i love her response to that read 😂😂 it’s so cute
I was honestly expecting three minutes of tounge popping
"GIRL WHAT WAS THOSE COLORS"
My fave!
Look how orange you fuckin' look, girl!
"what the hell you squirking like a chirping like a" is the best of all
Jade didn't stand a chance lol
Who's Jade?
+Zaria Winter Jade was a drag queen on S5 who went for Alyssa. It's who Alyssa said the chirping quote to.
Kamuro Tetsu no she said that to coco, jade had already gone home by that episode lol
Kamuro Tetsu I know that lmao it's a joke. I had no idea people could be this dense.
“......:I’m a man.......*laughs at own joke*” always gets me 😂😂
And the hand rubbing like an evil genius hahah
backstabbing me behind my back :P
behind those backrolls
^hahahahaha!
"*gasp*......back rolls?"
I did a joslyn Fox and read the word gasp aloud
hahahah
"dont get bitte, get better"
YES
“Don’t get bitter, just get better” Amazing.
Iconic asf ngl.
I just quoted that to someone right now and had to watch the clip!
My favorite quote from all seasons: This is forhundrefifty dollars, THAT IS THIRTY FAHF!!!" Points finger, queen down.
+mchelo1979 Why you bein' cute? *epic eyeroll*
"What the hell you squirpin like a chirpin like the bird up in the" lmfao. I liiiiveeeee for that damn scene. Alyssa had me back rollin... I mean rolling! 😂😂😂
Pretty Ricky back rolls?
You really came that way? Awright…
Gorrrrrrrl bipitty bopitty boo
The way she clocked the shake-n-go wig ✌😂
This is $450, that is $35!
why u bein cute
And Jade shut up! Because Mama Alyssa was spot on!
"you not my momma don't explain nothing to me sweetie"
AAAAFFFFAFFAFAAFFAFF
-"I'm not going to entertaint drama, chaos, confussion and madness"
**Proceeds to create drama, chaos, confussion and madness all season long** 😂
I looooooooove Miss Alyssa ❤
"I will not entertain drama,chaos,confusion and madness" this is it , this is the best quote
she needs a new one for all those quotes she was dropping during all stars 2 "it was rigga moriss girl"
"Giiiiirl, BIPIDY BOPIDY BOO!" LOL
Justin was pretty wholesome when he said “I’m not a drug addict, I’m not an alcoholic: I’m a teacher, I’m a mentor, I’m a leader”
I was like dang! You tell em, that’s no smoke and mirrors... I could tell that’s who he actually is at home
'Backstabbing me behind my back' gets me everytime
..... Backrolls?
She said 'You ain't never won nothin" to Coco...oh the shade of it all. Oh and "Wrong Queen Mama cuz I am not the one!" love her.
SHE WAS THE ONE BACKSTABBING ME BEHIND MY BACK!!!!
Haha. "Coco was the one backstabbing me behind my back."
"MAMA THIS IS GARBAGE" AND " DEUCES" WAS ONE OF MY FAVE QUOTES OF ALYSSA👑👑👑🌈🌈
I can see where Laganja got the mannerisms since Alyssa is her drag-mother, but, seriously; that bitch embarrassed herself by going ''over-the-top-Alyssa'' in S6. Her face after the ''why you bein' cute,'' comment cracked me up.
the Let Me Take A Selfie Soundtrack in The Back 😂💛
I swear she better be part of All Stars 2. If she's not ima scream!!
Bitch she was fucking robbed
Bitch the face crack of the millennium.
Your wish came true 🌠
I HATE her the first time i watched season 5, pero looking at it now and seeing on youtube these days this is the funniest shit i've seen in a while. like i learned that she really didn't have bad intentions, she is a good christian women but under pressure of the competition. she's actually funny af.
this season is hilarious
"pero" haha too cute
5 years later and your "pero" sent me :DD
She's AMAZING! Should be at the top 4 at least, after all, she was better than Coco and Detox as a performer.
Leonardo Fábri Alyssa was robbed.
Eric Lee LeBeau totally agree
Robbed when ? I love her, really, but her run on season 5 was overall pretty weak... That's why I was really impressed by her versatility and her looks on all stars. But on her season, top 6 was as far as she could go, really.
She was soo robbed..
She should've really been in the top 4 on All Stars. Roxxy did not deserve that spot
That's an Old southern black woman in a white man in drag's costume.
Kris J Exactly!!!
Put your mouth where your fashion is. ❤️
"Put your mouth where your fashion is" DEADDD
Coco Montrese, we all know you made 3 accounts to dislike...
Samuel White OOOOOOOH NURSE!!!
Always & forever, miss Alyssa Edwards!!! She was the real star of season 5 of #rupaulsdragrace :)
Willam, Alyssa and Laganja are probably three of my four or five faves of all time because they're unique and consistently witty. Not even a true follower of this show but they have my attention. The Bianca person and Jujubee were also pretty phenomenal.
Laganja had a similar personality to Alyssa's but hers came off as very fake. I feel like she desperately wanted to be Alyssa part 2 and it just didn't work out. This season Jaydinn has a similar personality but hers u can tell is genuine
+Ryan Lauer Laganja was funny at first but her 'Alyssa' speak got so anoyyyyiinnggg by the time she was elimated. Every sentance was 'gurllllll' and 'okuuurrr?' I love all of Haus Edwards btw.
oh u just dont call bianca del rio, "the bianca person" 😭😭😭😭
1:02 so I can come back to this whenever lmao
She didn't win any Rupaul's Drag race season she was on, but guuuurl she won the war !!!!! ALYSSA IS LIFE!
She sounds like someone's aunt.
the funniest queen to ever come out of that show
“So you forgive the people that hurt you and you forget they exist” 😂😂🙌🏾
It's that Texan in her that gives that sass!
QUEEN OF THE WORLD!
2:05! HAHAHA bippity boppity boo
to this day, i think that santino drag/joke would have been a hit
Whats so endearing about her is how genuine she is
Alyssa says "yes mama" and it's all fine but when Laganja says it I get annoyed. why is this???
Cuz when Alyssa says it, it's like coming from your Southern, single aunt. Whereas, when Ganja says it, it sounds...not like that...
Exactly! Alyssa isn't trying so hard. She is being herself, unlike MISS YAS GAWD MAWMA OKURRRRR laganja who was very forced/fake/trying TOO hard. * *tongue pop* *
+Bitch Pudding Why did I read this comment in Laganja's voice? *dead*
You can tell with Alyssa it's just part of her habitual speech patterns and with Laganja it was a conscious affectation.
Alyssa does it naturally. Ganja was trying to emulate Alyssa and kinda failing
I don't think we will ever get enough of alyssa edwards
Alyssa is iconic. She made me laugh every time she was on scene lol
“Get a grip, get a life and get over it!”
“Backrolls?!”
“What the hell u squrpin like a chirpin like the bird”
My fav Alyssa quotes! 😂♥️
“Ohh but you want to really fight! 🤨” 😂😂😂
Underrated is the sheer venom in her voice when she says "this is $450, THAT is $35", capped by the iconic "why you bein' cute? *eye roll and smirk*"
2:43 "I don't get cute, I get drop dead gorgeous"
2:29
When you have to write 300 words for an essay so you try to fill up the word count
i LOVE Alyssa she's honestly one of the best sbe doesn't even have to win
I really don't know what she has done to me. But she is one of my top 3 queen of it all. God knows I love her and I sure hope to meet her 1 day!
Drama, chaos, confusion and madness 👌🏼 i still quote this everyday
"THAT is 35" makes me burst out laughing everytime 💀💀💀
".........BACKROLLS??????????"
“honestly y’all my personality is dominant” she aint wrong
i miss her.....
the background music fucks with my ears
"At the end of the day, the book does this" *shuts hands*
my favorite
"oh but you wanna really fight?" teleports my wig to jupiter every time.
Every thing Alyssa has ever said is iconic
It is so iconic that every one of her quotes where from a single season and all are quotable, relatable and ICONIC 💙
truly the greatest person of our time
How could they forget "I'm gonna be honest with you: they read me the house down underneath the cement?" Hahaha
The best drag queen of all time. She is unmatched 😂❤
"Back stabbing me behind my back"
I think she’s my favourite of all time ❤️
“You forgive the people that hurt you and you forget they existed” literally me now it’s becoming a problem as far as I️ know there only like two people that love on the earth
Legend. Icon. Star.
"Girl, look how fucking orange you look, girl." *Iconic.*
Forgive the people that hurt you and forget they existed 😂🙌🏽
Queen of life
Ok but an update wouldn't be a bad idea, it misses "WTF is going on in here on this day?".
i literally only have unconditional love her
She’s my favorite!
"It was an embarrassment to my career" me every day a put a foot in the bus home from university.
Love you Alyssa and that wonderful voice! Backrolls?? 2:28!!!
ALL TIME FAVE
I didn't realize how many Alyssa Edwards quotes I say on a daily basis. A lot!
It turns out the best thing she ever said was when she read Santino.
"backstabbing me behing my back" im dying i love alyssa edwards
HA! take that and rewind it back
Where is the “mama this is garbage”?
Alyssa is queen