When I did my license in my Lancer, the driving instructor asked me “is this a 1.4L engine?” And I said “no... it’s a 2.0L” and I put my foot down and accelerated really hard to prove it to him. He then looked at me and said “you loose points for speeding. But I’ll give you pints for having a more powerful car”
Speed Comparer He was a cool guy though. He was just chatting casually and asking about my car and stuff. Didn’t really seem like a license test that much. I did loose some points for shouting at a taxi but I still passed
Imagine somebody like your friend in front of yourself on the LANDSTRAẞE with about 60km/h and you can' t overtake him for 30km... Hope he will never get his licence ;D
Manchmal wenn mein Vatta mich in seinem Sprinter fährt und wir über Autos reden geht auch sein Sprachassistent an und und er schreit "NE NET DU GEH WEG!!"
cycled in Germany 2times and i have to admit, you guys drive safe and have lots of respect for cyclist every time when overtaken they left a good 2meters and infront of me a good 10meters. germany has the best civlized and polite drivers i have encountered so far!! +5thousand points
i live in denmark and when we should do highway driving he told us to bring alot of money for beers because we were going to germany. then we could do night driving too and experience understeer when trunk is loaded with beer :)
As someone who fell through the driving test 4 times. I have to say this is very accurate. I lost the first time because I didn't know the birthrate in Germany.
Cooking german food, how to germanise your car, angry german driving instructor... I said it 2 times before and I will say it again, this is a german version of Life of Boris!
I am English married to a Bavarian/Swaben. Some material to help the Brits, German don’t Queue, but you know what order you entered the shop. Days when noise is forbidden? Brits clean the car on Sunday! My Germans always obey signs, unless they believe it was not meant for them. Why do sweet Oma and Frau have the best road rage, I believe it is the only time they swear in front of the children? Keep up with the good work. we are all laughing in England and Germany.
This Driving Teacher was way to nice. Mine was yelling commandos at me like a Drill Sergent... till i broke. But i passed. Just to never drive again because of PTSD. 😂
Do you want to see more of the angry german driving instructor?
Ya!
Ja
Natürlich! Du musst für uns arbeiten. Sofort!
"Das ist gut."
Brilliant👏👏
When I did my license in my Lancer, the driving instructor asked me “is this a 1.4L engine?” And I said “no... it’s a 2.0L” and I put my foot down and accelerated really hard to prove it to him. He then looked at me and said “you loose points for speeding. But I’ll give you pints for having a more powerful car”
So you guys had pints together? Nice
Speed Comparer He was a cool guy though. He was just chatting casually and asking about my car and stuff. Didn’t really seem like a license test that much. I did loose some points for shouting at a taxi but I still passed
Pints?, drinking during a road test, Das nicht gut -60 points you Fail ja
@@VernonDraws *lose
Germans are the best drivers...period
In germany you must drive at least 10 km/h above speed limit! But remember not over 21 km/h otherwise it will get expensive und so.
And you will get a Punkt in Flensburg
Caution! The new StVO will put the limit to 16km/h!
MrFreshfreddie oh what?! Thats hilarious
Luca A You will get the Punkt in Flensburg for over 16km/h over the limit to be precise
Luca A And a 80 € fine zuzüglich a Verwaltungsgebühr.
Hello. I am the first comment! Any attempt to mention that you are in fact the first to comment on the video, is futile.
Second replie
third reply
4th reply lol
Du bist ein Schweizer. Und zwar einer aus den südlichen Kantonen. Mit deutsch hat das wenig zu tun:)
Nummer zes
"Cyclists are Arschlöcher"... sau geil! ROFLMAO
Und es stimmt. Hatte mal nen Vollidioten der einfach die Straße für sich beansprucht hat mit seinen 10kmh.
I am a cyclist and I can confirm it
@@MSGtJimator geile Antwort 🤣
@@HN_DE Danke, es ist doch wahr🙂
My friend failed his german driving licence because he drove to carefully. thats how crazy the tests are
thats not crazy .. you are also not allowed to be an hindrance for the traffic ^^
Imagine somebody like your friend in front of yourself on the LANDSTRAẞE with about 60km/h and you can' t overtake him for 30km... Hope he will never get his licence ;D
He probably told you this as an excuse because he was shit. This is not a legitimate reason to fail a test. He must have been to insecure.
ED LEXUS same thing in England
I believe it.
Halt die Schnauze hab ich gesagt hier! 😂
Wie bitte!? xD
Manchmal wenn mein Vatta mich in seinem Sprinter fährt und wir über Autos reden geht auch sein Sprachassistent an und und er schreit "NE NET DU GEH WEG!!"
Hey Mercedes: Wie bitte? 😂😂😂
I just got my "speed is my religion" t-shirt, it is awesome. Thank you
THANK YOU! I am happy you like it! I am very amused!
Bro this t shirt not good because speed is a drug
Not enough Shulterblick!
UND DAS HEISST. Dam dam dam
EEEEEEERIKA
*cough*
"Hay shut up your face"
My mom after coughing more than 3 times.
EEEEERIIKAAA!!!
NOOO! 😠
hahaha genial
The saddest thing you may ever hear:
- Hans, ze transmission has broke...
How do you do it with a straight face lmao I'm dead 😂😂😂
He's German. Germans don't laugh.
@@Shelby-fq3eh He's a Swiss-Italian-German from South Africa. As far as I have been able to figure out from previous videos and comments.
@@grmpf also british
@@Shelby-fq3eh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wie kommt man nur auf so viel Scheiße auf einmal?
Absolut genial.
cycled in Germany 2times and i have to admit, you guys drive safe and have lots of respect for cyclist every time when overtaken they left a good 2meters and infront of me a good 10meters. germany has the best civlized and polite drivers i have encountered so far!! +5thousand points
My car was hit by a meteor hahaha 😂
Tommy Trickshots typical event in the Ausbildung of every Drivingteacher
I married Brunhilde when I was six years old 😂😂😂
Ich liebe Deutschland
Alone the frase „she is my woman“ kind of like killed me completley
Geschehen ausm Saarland
"Cyclists are Arschlöcher" Sehr geil 😂💪
Wie bitte?
Halt die Schnauze hab ich gesacht hier!
I like how he casually asks "Do you like to eat sausage?"
Plot twist: he wasn’t a driving examiner/ instructor, he was actually just a hitchhiker with a notebook and lab coat 😂😂😂
That was awesome. Thats why when i see the swiss they allways fail to drive properly good. Now i undertand everything.....
Suat Iseni You mean Kosovo-Albanins in Switzerland? xD
1:39 Dieser Moment wenn das Auto kein Handgriff hat 😂
Hello I am ze second comment!!
Gutes Video übrigens...
As he said “clutch” i thought he would clap. Germans understand it... xD
Nau step on ze klatsch
Greetings from Finland
I Love Finnland Greetings From Germany
i live in denmark and when we should do highway driving he told us to bring alot of money for beers because we were going to germany. then we could do night driving too and experience understeer when trunk is loaded with beer :)
everyone has to fail his first driving test in germany, it is part of our national culture because the driving school needs to make more money!
motivated
Aaah lovely to see Switzerland with German :D
Hi speed comparer, you should be on the English comedy show called "Allo allo", you'd be great playing a German 💜 you're so funny 💜
As someone who fell through the driving test 4 times.
I have to say this is very accurate.
I lost the first time because I didn't know the birthrate in Germany.
Wirklich??
I love your videos and I love your German talks I have seen them and I always keep watching them when I come back from school
I don't understand how someone could be such a Sonntagsfahrer
In driving school they didnt want you to go above 2k rpm. Now i know thats where driving really starts.
I am so froh i found this channel. Very nice Videos.
I love that Erika is playing in the background
GET IT RIGHT!!!
"German driving school"
...has a swiss license plate :D
Its the same
and speaks english
@@MichaelDeSanta. it definitely is not!
@@lordmctheobalt 😛
Erika!
Ein wunderbares Lied!
That Mercedes has a french engine in it! ITS A SPY
Obacht! Maulwurf!
Panic at the disco at the end bloody perfect
Erika! Great choice of song. It’s a great song
Cooking german food, how to germanise your car, angry german driving instructor... I said it 2 times before and I will say it again, this is a german version of Life of Boris!
This just proves all of James mays theory’s about Germany
I too was once in the Fallschirmjager....Still failed my driving test
Holy crap the auto captions actually thought you were speaking German
You uploaded this video 30 minutes ago, and your first comment was 14 hours ago. Did you time traveled with that red Mercedes?
Father Plays just a DeLorian can timetravel, where do you were with your zoughts
These months I made some german friends, and I'm looking forward to showing this to them 😅😅
Once again the best song is used in the background
3:30 min, UND DAS HEIßT, ERIKA!
Auf der Heide steht ein kleines Blümelein...Und das heißt......ERIKA!!! Eins von 100.000 kleinen Bienelein... Willkommen Ohrwurm🤣
I know this because Once upon a time when I was in the Fallschmjaeger...
4:35 Worst driving instructor question ever : "Do you like to eat sausage?" 🤣🌭🚗
Oh yeah hat der Typ echt das ZSC Logo auf der Heckscheibe? 10/10
“Once upon a time when I was in the Fallschirmjäger
das is ein schweizer und das video wurde in zürich gedreht
ZSC lions and feldschlössli uiii what a combo😅. But he'a Finnish so thats good 👍
And he pust in Wehrmacht march music into the background. I am dying :,DDD
thank you for your service :)
"That was very funny, I laughed😐🤝" typical german
I am English married to a Bavarian/Swaben. Some material to help the Brits, German don’t Queue, but you know what order you entered the shop. Days when noise is forbidden? Brits clean the car on Sunday! My Germans always obey signs, unless they believe it was not meant for them. Why do sweet Oma and Frau have the best road rage, I believe it is the only time they swear in front of the children?
Keep up with the good work. we are all laughing in England and Germany.
Einfach mal einen Daumen für Erika!!!
Great video m8!
I wonder if that A-class was made in Finland. Just felt that kind of a vibe..
1:47 This is 50, you're going 52! Wow, that driver went over the speed limit.
2:00 😂😅🤣
“This is fifty, you’re going fifty two” 😂😂
i enjoyed the back sound that song erika
“Hey! Shut up your face.” Haha that’s perfect
I'll name this channel "Life of Maximilian”
Every driving instructor in Germany was in the military. This is a fact. They will tell you that. Thank you for showing this in your video.
ZSC Lions sticker. well, this must be cheapest tuning option for your car 🤣
I hope Speed Comparer and autogefühl do a video together one day.
The first minus point ist the ZSC Lions sticker. :)
jawollll herrr staaabsfeldwebel ^^ sehr geil ... weiter machen...!!
Oh man Erika a German 1940s marching classic
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein im Hintergrund. Herrlich 👩🎓👍
"i was in the falschirmjager once and i died", LOL!!! 😅
A German doing a german accent. This is dope!!!
Was heißt Sonnenuntergang auf Finnisch?
Helsinki.
3:00 Faudschlössli hahah
This Driving Teacher was way to nice. Mine was yelling commandos at me like a Drill Sergent... till i broke.
But i passed. Just to never drive again because of PTSD. 😂
He got fired for "beeing to nice" to female Students. No joke.
1:39 I know that pain!
Thank you, i laughed at this video.
Called him a monkey +500 hahahaj
3:22 I got flashbacks 😂
4:50 oh crap
4:53 that didn't age well 😅
Feldschlössli esch zom chotze Chopfab beste 👌😂😂
Could you do beer reviews??
"i didnt know it so i wanted to ask you"
deutscher humor
Why in Germany is it ‘priority to the right’? Should it not be ‘priority to the left’? What about at roundabouts?
I'll give you 10 points because your Car Sounds good 😂
Bei einem Elektroauto hättest du weniger Chance auf den Führerschein
Thankschön
Once upon a time in the Fallschirmjager...We had a mission in Ulanbataar.....I Died :D:D:D
Su bist ne Legende
Die musik im hintergrund is einfach viel zu rild
Das ist german humor! It's no laughing matter!