Thanks for joining me for another episode folks… In the fifth instalment from Canada I’m hankering for a spankering by ordering one of the country’s most infamous burgers… I think this video might well be my favourite episode of all time, which is a bold statement, but I hope you enjoy it and as always thanks for all the support you’ve given me this year. I’ll be back on Thursday with the next one, so I hope I’ll see you then! Lots of love, your mate BMF 🙂
“ She didn’t seem very impressed. Maybe she just really wants to spank somebody.” How right you were! One of your best episodes, enjoyed it thoroughly. Made my day! Blessings to you Mr. Beard.
This entire thing has just been one big ruse for Adam to get spanked. So many years of competitive eating and TH-cam videos for this. I'm proud of you man, you finally made your dreams come true :')
Possibly one of beards best works yet… not only did he get the desert after the ridiculously oversized and gargantuan burger, but he took a spanking also. What a hero.
@@greasyguido what can I say, predictive text desserted me in my time of need. If anything it’s a lesson to proof read ones writing prior to publishing. Thank you for correcting my grammar….you fascist. 😂
I'm not even here for the competitive eating or the wholesome beard anymore. At this point, it's making my day like eating breakfast with a friend. What a great personality, thank you for your uploads.
I literally cry laughed on the train at “not for my sake but the videos sake.” Brilliant video Adam. I’d say you took one for the team but seems like you did it just for you 😂
For entertainment value and for the sake of the video…. Sure Adam! We believe you! 😉 I’ve watched every video for like 2 years straight but it never ceases to amaze me Everytime 😂
I think I‘m watching this due to Adams dediction and because it is low key motivating to watch someone finishing a project where everyone would say they can‘t finish it at the start. Thanks for that!
Hey Adam, I just found your channel a few days ago and I've already watched a ton of your videos. I do really like ABBA but I don't think you could ever offend me - you are awesome! Your sense of humor is second to none! Way to take one for the team.
I dated a lass from Windsor many years ago and she enjoyed a firm spanking to redden her rear during playtime. Perhaps the practice varies by province!
The older gentleman at the table 6 feet (oh, sorry: 2 meters) away did not even turn his head at the notion that some cute young waitress was paddling a customers ass with a skateboard plank. Typical Canadian politeness.
@@Beardmeatsfood haha. I’m sure you’d love to know! I was thinking more of a video were you talking about how you train/practice for these challenges, what you do on your off days, etc. I don’t know why I’m so grotesquely fascinated by competitive eating!
Nicely done! Joel did this one last week in Montreal, and he beat you by a minute or two, but he was dunking the bread and trying a slight bit harder.. you were very laid back and chill. You'd probably have beaten it if you knew the time! Great job! 👌
I was so excited to see today's, I re-watched all the old challenges from 2020 on. You inspire me to procrastinate (kidding). You never let us down, Beard. Well done!!!
Ur weekly uploads make life easier. Cheers cool to know you were here being a Canadian myself. Too bad our food challenges aren’t really on your level lol
That was awesome! Looks like she gave a little extra on the spank because you disappointed her by winning! Haha... great video as always Beard! Thank you for keeping us entertained!!
I started watching your videos not long ago and being from Montreal I thought there's is no way this guy did the challenge here but you did!!! Amazing to see you take on my hometown challenge 😂👌
Lol. I guess you had us as well as her entertained and happy with the spank option. Lol. I seriously don't know how you finished that burger. That is why you are the professional. 👏
@@Beardmeatsfood quick question. Wanted to make a video on professional eaters, could I include some clips of you eating in it? Hope it won't get taken down for copyright?
I'm a trucker in the states and years ago I delivered to a small town in SE Quebec, while they unloaded me I walked across the street to get breakfast. Everyone was rude and acted like they only spoke french. So I just pointed at a picture to order. Back at the warehouse I mentioned it to the worker and he said it's a thing they do to outsiders. hopefully your experience in Quebec was nicer.
That thing is a monster and got some butts spanked. Straight crushed it. That poutine and burger looked really good. Wow to take a whack for the fans. Was fun to watch. Great video
I wouldn't mind trying a small version of that burger. I wonder if they have that on the menu. They should in these places that have the food challenges. A normal sized version of the challenge items would be pretty good in a lot of cases.
I don’t know if it’s just me but I always try to guess how long it’s gonna take you to finish it - once you’ve explained the rules and how long I guess, today I guessed 21 minutes. I usually do better on the breakfast challenges - love your videos anyway mate, you’re a legend!
I love your videos, really makes me want to start trying these challenges! I've won some contests that I didn't even want to enter but never did anything after that. One was a Hooters challenge that a radio station put on at a local once a year major car show in town. They needed extra people so my older brother and I said HEY a free meal. We said fine we will try since you need some extras and when we came back to the event 2 hours later the room was packed with over 400 people. I was like no way in hell am I doing this so we almost walked out. Then the radio guys noticed us and pulled us up on stage. The Goal was eat 15 bone in hooters wings clean as fast as possible. Right before we started they announced the returning champ who held the current record! At that point I was like holy hell what did I get into. So I turned my hat backwards and started when it was time to go. I finished 15 wings in 1:15 seconds and destroyed the champ by a minute or two. I won all kinds of stuff, 4 tickets to Disney with parking, a concert with 4 tickets and 100$ gift card to hooters. Everyone called me wing king for years after that at work. Never did anything since but always wondered what IF. Edit the funny thing was the guy next to me stopped eating half way through and just watched me with his jaw dropped which I thought was hilarious!
If that was the case he'd be built like Brock Lesnar or Dwayne Johnson guys eat 12K Calories a day. It's take absolute dedication to eating like this then working out with no time in-between for anything else.
@@shadowarez1337 He explains that he eats like this sometimes, not everyday. And when he does eat 10-12k calories, he doesn't eat for the next 1/2 days, so it's basically 3/4k calories a day. Similar to intermittent fasting.
@@shadowarez1337 no, the only way to get built like dwayne johnson is to slam roids lol. you still have to work a ton, but you just cant get that much muscle without gear
Thanks for joining me for another episode folks…
In the fifth instalment from Canada I’m hankering for a spankering by ordering one of the country’s most infamous burgers…
I think this video might well be my favourite episode of all time, which is a bold statement, but I hope you enjoy it and as always thanks for all the support you’ve given me this year. I’ll be back on Thursday with the next one, so I hope I’ll see you then!
Lots of love, your mate BMF 🙂
Evening mate 👍
Let's gooooo my guy!
After a 3rd attempt fails they should give you a "Not really here for the food" T-Shirt.
Hmmmmm, tasty. ;)
It really is one of your best videos. And thanks for taking the spank for the community 🤣
"For the sake of the video will you spank m-"
"I'LL DO IT!"
That was one very happy lady, and one sore Adam
HAHAHAHA
she looked the spanking type, it was hilarious
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Now we know what Adam is into 😂
Now so does he haha
Also his wife 😂
Mrs Beard has entered the chat 😂
Mrs Beard buying a pizza paddle now
Yeah, food.
Girl: SPAAAAAANK!!!!!!
Adam: Thank You Very Moch.
“ She didn’t seem very impressed. Maybe she just really wants to spank somebody.” How right you were! One of your best episodes, enjoyed it thoroughly. Made my day! Blessings to you Mr. Beard.
Thanks Wayne
Love how he said all nervous ive never been spanked before, half a second later do it really hard dont go easy on me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
she sounded french canadian! no wonder she was not Impressed xD
@@Maradnus this is my hometown and its not actually in ottawa its on the quebec side so yeah french canadian ahah
@@wingading5127 "You're my first so be gentle" to "come on is that it?" vibes
This entire thing has just been one big ruse for Adam to get spanked. So many years of competitive eating and TH-cam videos for this. I'm proud of you man, you finally made your dreams come true :')
it's been a long road lol
Bahahahaaha
Can’t beat a good spanking 😂..
Great video Adam 👌🏻
@@Beardmeatsfood long road, long board eh
*never uploads again*
Possibly one of beards best works yet… not only did he get the desert after the ridiculously oversized and gargantuan burger, but he took a spanking also. What a hero.
This channel has really opened my eyes as to how few people know how to spell dessert.
@@greasyguido what can I say, predictive text desserted me in my time of need. If anything it’s a lesson to proof read ones writing prior to publishing. Thank you for correcting my grammar….you fascist. 😂
@@greasyguido Good spelling has desserted this channel.
Dats cheetin' hehe
cheers boss
So gangster to eat dessert after destroying these challenges! 😅
Seriously, your sound design and production is always spot on 👌 volume, bgm transitions and music choices. Massively under-noticed!
ahhh thanks mate, means a lot
@@Beardmeatsfood agree! thats why i wanted to ask if you happen to know that intro beat song name? starting around 00:09
@@prepthenun Mary Riddle - Bulls (Royalty Free Music)
there ya go mate, just a year late lol
@@aryanram02 comments like that are never late! thank you:)
That voluntary spank deserves a like!😂😂😂
If you're going to Graceland, you got to see the grave... as they say.
You seemed more hyped about the spanking than the burger, you NAUGHTY BOY 😂
Mrs beard needs to take notes
Depends who’s spanking
I'm not even here for the competitive eating or the wholesome beard anymore. At this point, it's making my day like eating breakfast with a friend. What a great personality, thank you for your uploads.
*SPOLIER ALERT*
*Soft single clap* ‘Good job’
She actually sounded disappointed you finished it but cheered right up she still got to spank you lol.
Hear how quickly she said "yes" to the spanking request...
She wanted beards D
and did you see the look on her face when see did it.
It might be because she gets commission for every customer she spanks 😂
@@nesstevatco So did he
I think we can all imagine what's waiting for Adam when he gets home 😆
That is, assuming Mrs.Beard sees this 😂
That’s what I was thinking 😂 you know he’s in trouble 😂
@@daltonlynch2248 Lucky Beard!
Y’all don’t think he doesn’t play away whilst on tour 😂
what's she gonna do about it? Spank him? pretty sure he'd be into that
Yeah man, that burger is gonna be huge!
”I want my mummy now”, I rarely ever laugh out loud, but that got me 😂
Only came across your videos tonight been watching for a good couple hours.
Legend.
I literally cry laughed on the train at “not for my sake but the videos sake.” Brilliant video Adam. I’d say you took one for the team but seems like you did it just for you 😂
😂 for the the audience…I swear
@@Beardmeatsfood Rrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight... 😏😉🤣🤣
@@Beardmeatsfood if you say so buddy
@@Beardmeatsfood Sure Mr. Pinocchio! 🤣🤣🤣
I'm crying with laughter now at the ending. Wonderful job Adam.
Happy to hear it boss
For entertainment value and for the sake of the video…. Sure Adam! We believe you! 😉 I’ve watched every video for like 2 years straight but it never ceases to amaze me Everytime 😂
ha thanks gary
Yeah sureee he only did it for our entertainment 😇
I think I‘m watching this due to Adams dediction and because it is low key motivating to watch someone finishing a project where everyone would say they can‘t finish it at the start. Thanks for that!
Think Beard was actually really looking forward to the paddling before he even began eating.
This is the first time I wanted Beard to lose just because of the Spanking. Thanks for asking for it Beard, I enjoyed it.
That spank was so hard Adam nearly refunded the burger. 🤣
😂
@@Beardmeatsfood rofl
Hey Adam, I just found your channel a few days ago and I've already watched a ton of your videos. I do really like ABBA but I don't think you could ever offend me - you are awesome! Your sense of humor is second to none! Way to take one for the team.
Lol, that little sparkle in his eyes when he decided to ask for it. You can't hide that Mr. Beard! =]
"There's no one here to give me a round of applause" I don't know why that made me laugh 😂
That was a whack at the end as well! Good job dude 🤟
It's moments like this when there needs to be a double 'like' button 😂😂💪 good work Beard... For the people! Yeah right 😂😂😂👏👏
Thank you 🙏
Or they could bring back the dislike button for fun
Adam, you are so awesome and hilarious, you saying you wanted your mommy now made me spit my drink out so hard😂
😂😂 that ending. Great video once again Adam! Always look forward to thursday and sunday evenings.
Thanks bud
Every single time without fail, I automatically gravitate towards the fridge when you upload😂😂
Man.. My pup had a seizure today, and watching this really calmed me down and made me happy. Thanks for getting me through that, Adam!
Best wishes to your friend for a fast recovery❤
Sending lots of care to you and your pup. That sounds so scary.
hope they're on the mend mate :)
Your combination of table manners, and LACK of table manners is an absolute riot!
As a Canadian, this is the most un-Canadian practice I’ve ever witnessed! Be a good boy now, Beard! 🇨🇦
😂👌
I dated a lass from Windsor many years ago and she enjoyed a firm spanking to redden her rear during playtime. Perhaps the practice varies by province!
@@seansylvester313 wtf 😂😂😂😂
The older gentleman at the table 6 feet (oh, sorry: 2 meters) away did not even turn his head at the notion that some cute young waitress was paddling a customers ass with a skateboard plank.
Typical Canadian politeness.
Don’t worry, they say “sorry” after each spank.
I like how he's more motivated to fail than finish 😂
I am what I am 😂
@beardmeatsfood and you are a legend!!
After Mrs Beard sees how much Beard enjoyed that spanking, I have a feeling he's going to be getting one when he gets home 😂😂😂
My thoughts exactly. ;)
Good luck on your games, my friend.
spanking AND a pegging...
yo overwatch fan
She might use a surf board to one-up the waitress 😂
Lmao! Mrs. Beard will totally be spanking you when you get home. Too funny.
“ I just can’t compete with those measurements” had me rolling 😂😂
Wow she nearly spanked the burger back out 😂😂😂
I’m ridiculously addicted to watching these! I’d love to see a behind the scenes of how you prepare, techniques to eat faster, etc
@@GeorgeGreen3 Thanks for that nonsensical pointless response.
if you figure out a technique to eat faster, let me know lol
@@Beardmeatsfood Just pointing out the obvious,Obviously.😏
@@Beardmeatsfood haha. I’m sure you’d love to know! I was thinking more of a video were you talking about how you train/practice for these challenges, what you do on your off days, etc. I don’t know why I’m so grotesquely fascinated by competitive eating!
Awesome! Way to man up and take a hit for your fans, too funny 😂
The table cam footage of the wait staff is always gold
Nicely done! Joel did this one last week in Montreal, and he beat you by a minute or two, but he was dunking the bread and trying a slight bit harder.. you were very laid back and chill. You'd probably have beaten it if you knew the time! Great job! 👌
When she got hired in she brought the spanking idea with her. She's definitely that kind 🤣 ✋️ 👏
Kinky*😂
Anybody here in 2024
Yes brother
Yeah I'm hungry now to
Yes Sir
I just finished my burger
👍
Me
I was so excited to see today's, I re-watched all the old challenges from 2020 on. You inspire me to procrastinate (kidding). You never let us down, Beard. Well done!!!
Thanks mate
Absolutely love that Adam is a complete team player
i try haha
Up yours Bob how can we expect a a non nonsensical statement from you when you can’t spell your own name right..., Wake up Bob!
You got this !! It's so awesome how you always kill these challenges
Not always 😅
I have watched this episode 3 times already because HE is a MAN OF THE PEOPLE! lmfao
😂😂😂😂 I have never laughed so much in my life. We all know you wanted that spanking.
OMG Adam the way you said the spank bank with a smile on your face 😂
He probably is on someone's spank bank. I'm sure there are weirder collections out there
😅
Ur weekly uploads make life easier. Cheers cool to know you were here being a Canadian myself. Too bad our food challenges aren’t really on your level lol
😂😅😂 You really wanted that spanking! That made me laugh so hard!
I’m LOVING this Canada series! You should visit Ireland sometime 🇮🇪
He should do the challenges that Randy & Katina hve done recently in Ireland.
adam: I am nervous i have never been spanked before
Mrs Beard : laughing in corner
You beat it like a champ Beard, and you took that smack like a champ as well too, great video Beard!
Not sure a champ would say ‘I want my mummy’ afterwards 😂
@@Beardmeatsfood I would LOOOOOVE to be a fly on the wall when you're explaining THAT to your mum!!!! 🤣
The shirt Beard wore was the perfect saying for this challenge😂
Awesome video Beard! Loving the rate and quality of all your videos. 😁
thanks mate
We need to send Ms.Beard a skateboard now 😂
0:25 why is the truck going off the road
That is a city truck. He was probably driving on the grass to water the flowers on that little island.
Mrs Beard enters the chat with a snowboard! On a serious note that burger looked amazing!!!
This must've been filmed back in the Summer. It's colder than that right now in that city.
Filmed during the tigers cup tennis !
Well that spanking gave me a good chuckle, cheers! Hope your stay in Canada was enjoyable
apart from that part yeah haha
That was awesome! Looks like she gave a little extra on the spank because you disappointed her by winning! Haha... great video as always Beard! Thank you for keeping us entertained!!
aye that was some swing haha
I love that they did a whole parade spectacular bringing the food out even though the place was empty. 😆
You know Mrs beard is gunna get a paddle for you 🤣🤣🤣
Adam's like "let me finish my dessert before my spankin" 🤣
priorities mate haha
The spanking was a bonus dessert 😂
haha that spank reaction was epic!! Loved the video as always
The Winner Takes It All! Abba lives!
I genuinely laughed so hard at this. Way to take one for the team, beard! 👏 😂 Thanks for the laughs
haha thanks mate
That face after the spank was priceless 🤣 great vid mate
Now we know what he’s asking mrs. Beard to do when he gets home 😂😂
Gotta love how "Welcome to the Jungle" starts playing as the spankage is about to start lmao
Being choked and now spanking, Adam has his priorities and he knows what he wants
I started watching your videos not long ago and being from Montreal I thought there's is no way this guy did the challenge here but you did!!! Amazing to see you take on my hometown challenge 😂👌
Congratulations on another Food Challenge Victory!👏👏👏👏👏 Andy you looked like you enjoyed that spanking!😂🤣😂🤣😂
Why did that truck just drive on the grass in the beginning of the video!😂😂
Lol. I guess you had us as well as her entertained and happy with the spank option. Lol. I seriously don't know how you finished that burger. That is why you are the professional. 👏
Spanks for the great video! 😂
thanks mate
@@Beardmeatsfood quick question. Wanted to make a video on professional eaters, could I include some clips of you eating in it? Hope it won't get taken down for copyright?
I'm a trucker in the states and years ago I delivered to a small town in SE Quebec, while they unloaded me I walked across the street to get breakfast. Everyone was rude and acted like they only spoke french. So I just pointed at a picture to order. Back at the warehouse I mentioned it to the worker and he said it's a thing they do to outsiders. hopefully your experience in Quebec was nicer.
Only subscribed about a month ago but I've been binge watching all your videos ever since... this one was too damn funny!
thank you :)
How did I know you would win and still want to get spanked? Lol Good old Beard, he never disappoints. Happy Eating!
you know me too well mate
What a champ, takes one for the team even with a W 😂
You should have been able to spank the employee after completing the challenge lol
Why do I love these? I don’t know why I keep watching but I do and I do.
For our entertainment…honestly😂 I think the waitress enjoyed it as much as you. Evening beard,great vid as usual👍
That thing is a monster and got some butts spanked. Straight crushed it. That poutine and burger looked really good. Wow to take a whack for the fans. Was fun to watch. Great video
Hey that's in gatineau not ottawa !! that's like 15 mins from where I live just started seeing ur videos yesterday you are awesome man
Dessert and a treat for Beard this day. Good on ya, mate. One for the team!
At least you made the waitresses day. She was gutted you finished and was looking forward to the spank 😂
I wouldn't mind trying a small version of that burger. I wonder if they have that on the menu. They should in these places that have the food challenges. A normal sized version of the challenge items would be pretty good in a lot of cases.
Man when I saw that you were in Canada I hoped you would do the Spank me and boy did you not disappoint. Good job Beard!
thanks maxime
I've watched quite a few of your videos Adam, and this has got to be the funniest yet!! 😂
I'm always surprised because of how often these challenges include spicy stuff that you have like no spice tolerance.
I don’t know if it’s just me but I always try to guess how long it’s gonna take you to finish it - once you’ve explained the rules and how long I guess, today I guessed 21 minutes. I usually do better on the breakfast challenges - love your videos anyway mate, you’re a legend!
I love your videos, really makes me want to start trying these challenges! I've won some contests that I didn't even want to enter but never did anything after that. One was a Hooters challenge that a radio station put on at a local once a year major car show in town. They needed extra people so my older brother and I said HEY a free meal. We said fine we will try since you need some extras and when we came back to the event 2 hours later the room was packed with over 400 people. I was like no way in hell am I doing this so we almost walked out. Then the radio guys noticed us and pulled us up on stage. The Goal was eat 15 bone in hooters wings clean as fast as possible. Right before we started they announced the returning champ who held the current record! At that point I was like holy hell what did I get into. So I turned my hat backwards and started when it was time to go. I finished 15 wings in 1:15 seconds and destroyed the champ by a minute or two. I won all kinds of stuff, 4 tickets to Disney with parking, a concert with 4 tickets and 100$ gift card to hooters. Everyone called me wing king for years after that at work. Never did anything since but always wondered what IF. Edit the funny thing was the guy next to me stopped eating half way through and just watched me with his jaw dropped which I thought was hilarious!
I’ve been watching well over 8 years I believe and I love how far you’ve come and I love the drone shots also
I really rate that you committed to the spanking regardless bravo. Mrs beards gonna wanna turn when you get home though 😂
Knew I wouldn’t live it down if I didn’t 😂
@@Beardmeatsfood You just made my day! Much love ❤️
I’m interested in his workout sessions to be able to achieve that physique with all of that eating haha
He eats a lot and lifts weights. That’s pretty much all you have to do.
If that was the case he'd be built like Brock Lesnar or Dwayne Johnson guys eat 12K Calories a day. It's take absolute dedication to eating like this then working out with no time in-between for anything else.
@@shadowarez1337 He explains that he eats like this sometimes, not everyday. And when he does eat 10-12k calories, he doesn't eat for the next 1/2 days, so it's basically 3/4k calories a day. Similar to intermittent fasting.
@@thatboi9740 intermittent gorgingi see nice.
@@shadowarez1337 no, the only way to get built like dwayne johnson is to slam roids lol. you still have to work a ton, but you just cant get that much muscle without gear
Can’t wait for you to one day do a spicy mushroom challenge! 😂
Adam stuck between a rock n a hard place 😂 he chose both in the end 😂😂😂😂
Have a beardy day everyone 🍻
And you fella😃👊
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