Did Alex Jones buy a canoe instead of a clutch bag? - Would I Lie to You? Series 9 Episode 3 - BBC

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  • @thesurgeon6473
    @thesurgeon6473 7 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    "Make do with the canoe"
    That is now my life motto

  • @LaggardlySort
    @LaggardlySort 5 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    In fact on modern computers, they've taken the 'Canoe' button off the keyboard

    • @nocalsteve
      @nocalsteve 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It’s true, my computer doesn’t have one.

    • @Coffee_Mo
      @Coffee_Mo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mine has one plus it has even got windows! But it's a very old model indeed...

  • @RazeMengsk
    @RazeMengsk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    "Oh, you silly boys." Hehe

    • @MartiesTutorials
      @MartiesTutorials 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      i know right, from the person who bought a canoe! :D haha

    • @KarstenOkk
      @KarstenOkk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Was about to say. Says the person who legitimately thought this was some kind of money making scheme from a guy wanting to get rid of canoes by selling them to women wanting clutch bags. Instead of, you know, an honest mistake.

    • @katedavis3233
      @katedavis3233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Karsten it’s not that deep, it was an offhand comment

    • @MK-my3tx
      @MK-my3tx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wouldn't mind her calling me that

  • @budle89
    @budle89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "...an air of dead people."
    **sniffing sounds from Lee**
    🤣🤣🤣
    John's a great sport for comedy!

  • @RyanJackson
    @RyanJackson 7 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    Well that wasn't quite the Alex Jones I was expecting.

    • @Will140f
      @Will140f 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      This is the good Alex Jones

    • @Sim0n98
      @Sim0n98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      My god that would an episode and a half

    • @AllenKnutson
      @AllenKnutson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      "Alex, that's definitely a lie"

    • @Hankyman583
      @Hankyman583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      "I once forgot the names of my children because I had eaten too much chili at lunch"

    • @Victorio667553
      @Victorio667553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      "but the water DOES turn the frogs gay!"

  • @JB_inks
    @JB_inks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    The accelerator and clutch bag is where you put all your gear

    • @petejones879
      @petejones879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Boom boom

    • @anulm
      @anulm 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lee Mack should have said it!

  • @Mcfc2Rich
    @Mcfc2Rich 7 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    7/10 people make DO with tha CANOE

  • @markje4
    @markje4 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “32 pounds. You still in, John?” 😂😂😂

  • @ysgol3
    @ysgol3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Alex is so so wonderfully funny, The One Show doesn't really do her justice.

    • @JonTechilovsky
      @JonTechilovsky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It wasn't Alex who was being funny, it was the guys around her doing all the banter, especially John.

    • @ysgol3
      @ysgol3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@JonTechilovsky To each their own!

    • @polycrystallinecandy
      @polycrystallinecandy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      She's been on two shows

    • @ysgol3
      @ysgol3 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@polycrystallinecandy Hi, maybe 3??

  • @Knappa22
    @Knappa22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Just to say Alex Jones is not only beautiful but a lovely person as well.
    She was 2 years older than me in Maes yr Yrfa school - a small secondary school in Carmarthenshire - and she was such a nice person. Ambitious yes but never in an unkind selfish way.

    • @musefan12345
      @musefan12345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I had the pleasure of sitting next to her on a flight from Gatwick to Dublin about 5 years back. We actually had a great chat for the entire journey. Admittedly, I never watch the One Show or didn’t know much about her (although I did know who she was) but it was the first time I ever had any sort of in-depth conversation with a celebrity for as long as we did. It was quite refreshing to see that she wasn’t in any way “above herself”. It was a very pleasant hour or so.

  • @greerthecompassgirl2331
    @greerthecompassgirl2331 6 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    She's so lovely, trying to get John Cooper Clarke involved after he was being quiet

    • @outsidespac3
      @outsidespac3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      seemed awkward and patronising to me, it is normal for the team members of the person telling the truth/lie to not contribute much

    • @Killerkwoi13
      @Killerkwoi13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@outsidespac3 I don't think she meant to be patronising and he got a good laugh out of his response in fairness

    • @outsidespac3
      @outsidespac3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Killerkwoi13 Maybe it's just the way it's been edited but I have no idea why she re-iterates "99 pence John" at 1:30 as if he hadn't been following the story or something - it's clear from his perplexed reaction that he doesn't understand why she said it either, and doesn't know how to respond. 1:54-2:07 proves beyond any doubt that he had no idea why she was asking if he was in, and was actually kind of irritated by it. I don't know what her intention was but it was an awkward moment that should have been left on the cutting room floor.

    • @Mcfc2Rich
      @Mcfc2Rich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@outsidespac3 100%. It's like she tried making him look like the dafty because she was through buying a canoe. He got his own back though "7 times outta 10 people make do with the canoe" lol

    • @Leo-sd3jt
      @Leo-sd3jt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@outsidespac3 I think she was trying to make it look like she was buying time to think up the rest of the story. I've noticed that she would do little tricks like that. For example: when they would be saying how they know today's guest, she would react to the stories of her fellow team members as if she believed them even though it turned out that she was the one who knew the guest.

  • @qutuz9495
    @qutuz9495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    1:53 I thought this response was magnificent by Jon.

  • @Cashback13
    @Cashback13 9 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    It was obviously true. That kind of thing isn't unusual on e-bay at all. Plus she seemed to relaxed telling the story that she was having to make it up on the spot.

    • @salmjak
      @salmjak 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How is it not unusual? What is happening?
      I would get it if it was part of some sort of scam, but like David said "You think he was luring people in with a vintage bag?".

    • @Grumpher
      @Grumpher 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I ordered a set of 2 stamps and received a set of house keys to a flat in London, I live in Australia.

    • @singingxpanda
      @singingxpanda 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +ImGrumpher Wait, so did the flat come with the keys, or were the stamps just insanely expensive?

    • @Grumpher
      @Grumpher 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      singingxpanda Well i mean i could get in the flat if i wanted to i suppose, but it's a bit out of the way, stamps werent expensive just was shipped the wrong item

  • @ereristark425
    @ereristark425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    We've got an Alex Jones back in the States. Quite a nut job. He doesn't even have a canoe.

    • @nocalsteve
      @nocalsteve 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He’s usually up the creek without a paddle either.

    • @seth1455
      @seth1455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      maybe he has her clutch bag

    • @PianoKwanMan
      @PianoKwanMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I didn't know Panama was part of USA

    • @jwubwub
      @jwubwub 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      YOU'RE NOT A CANOE, YOU'RE A FAKE AND A FRAUD

    • @thememaster7
      @thememaster7 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can actually imagine him wanting a canoe and accidently buying a clutch bag

  • @RyanGiggsOBE
    @RyanGiggsOBE 8 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Either the make up people on that show are magicians or her skin is turly flawless

    • @jca111
      @jca111 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I met her in the services on the M4 once. She looks pretty much like that, flawless.

    • @elliotyamamoto38
      @elliotyamamoto38 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      jca111 what a romantic place to go for a first date

    • @jhart1127
      @jhart1127 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elliotyamamoto38 😂😂☠️

    • @henrietta9206
      @henrietta9206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      flawless. Welsh are often so.
      I... _am_ half Welsh.

    • @anthonyjones8160
      @anthonyjones8160 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@henrietta9206 does that make you flawsome? I'm only 1/8 Welsh, and everyone who knows me agrees that I'm flawful.

  • @Knappa22
    @Knappa22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Early ebay was always glitching like that. I bid on some collectable dinky toys for my dad but ‘won’ a set of colouring books with colour pencils!

  • @studnttch3bns567
    @studnttch3bns567 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The mixup was in the brand *"Clutch bag canoes!"* and that was the whole gimmick explained in their Moto! *"Less complicated w/o the petals!"*

  • @Fuzcapp
    @Fuzcapp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Back when things were listed alphabetically. She's pressed the button above the one she wanted.

    • @johnmonk66
      @johnmonk66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      right, she bid 30 bucks and got a thousand dollar canoe which would cost hundreds to ship

    • @as3609
      @as3609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@johnmonk66 Have you heard of eBay before? That's pretty much how it works, things get sold for the bid regardless of value...

    • @petejones879
      @petejones879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's logical I never even gave that a thought.. She could have ended up with cannabis

  • @danieltaylor7993
    @danieltaylor7993 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I love her dry humour 😂

  • @kirkobayne
    @kirkobayne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When Alex asked John if he was in at 99p he could have said if he was in for another penny he'd be in for a pound

  • @aniforprez
    @aniforprez 7 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    when she asked "99p are you still in" why did NO ONE go "in for a penny in for a pound"? the setup was perfect!

    • @popcornfilms1
      @popcornfilms1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Because you weren't there

    • @willmorris12345
      @willmorris12345 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Because that’s not funny

    • @popcornfilms1
      @popcornfilms1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +qqWill Morris shut down

  • @jasonpham4554
    @jasonpham4554 7 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    I'd pay money to have her called me a "silly boy"

  • @antzooma
    @antzooma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This was entirely plausible, I remember when people used to bid on what they later find out was the box a Playstation console came in and not the console itself.

  • @JohnSpo
    @JohnSpo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    this is my favorite Alex Jones look

  • @ferociousdelusions6660
    @ferociousdelusions6660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The face she makes after she read it.

  • @harrybroughton4999
    @harrybroughton4999 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I'd love to have a bag I could keep my car's clutch in.

  • @wisnoskij
    @wisnoskij 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Me: Mom, can we watch Alex Jones?
    Mom: No, we have Alex Jones at home.
    *Alex Jones at home*

    • @johart309
      @johart309 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      your construction of the joke implies, that this is the shitty version of Alex Jones.

    • @HWDragonborn
      @HWDragonborn 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Except Alex Jones at home is 10 times more gorgeous

  • @jamesadcock5235
    @jamesadcock5235 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    She is gorgeous

  • @dougthemoleman
    @dougthemoleman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Where was the accidental part of this? She bought a handbag. Someone tried to give her a canoe instead. Whatever mix up happened, seems to have happened after the bidding and through no fault of her own.

  • @ironsword7
    @ironsword7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "silly boys"
    I think you'll find, Alex, that you're the one who bid on a red canoe thinking it was a vintage handbag. 😂

  • @JoeBleasdaleReal
    @JoeBleasdaleReal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    19 people wouldn't make do with the canoe

  • @hawsrulebegin7768
    @hawsrulebegin7768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I do enjoy the comments when Alex is on the show.

  • @MultiVince95
    @MultiVince95 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great video

  • @benmaharaj6854
    @benmaharaj6854 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Never vote against "crazy happened and the internet was involved". Rookies.

  • @olroyohboy1119
    @olroyohboy1119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Alex, many Americans and Canadians would be extremely happy if you'd just look at the camera and scream that the frogs are turning gay.

  • @soilhands7853
    @soilhands7853 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Christ her teeth are just amazingly perfect, it's positively blinding

  • @the_real_MarcGyver
    @the_real_MarcGyver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    alex jones is the most gorgeus woman on british tv, for sure

  • @emw1994
    @emw1994 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    You'd need the canou to investigate if the friggin frogs are gay.

  • @dresef
    @dresef 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    UK has some of the most gorgeous presenters.

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      dresef Rob would be so happy to hear that.

    • @Joker-yw9hl
      @Joker-yw9hl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah and yet I've heard a stereotype that British women are ugly! Never believe stereotypes!

    • @commonpepe2270
      @commonpepe2270 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      rob is quite good-looking, yes.

    • @lavatr8322
      @lavatr8322 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well Europe has some gorgeous Birds .....
      thats why Asian , African and Middle East want to settle here

  • @grf15
    @grf15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Alex Jones can call me a silly boy anytime she likes.

    • @dennisgjoka10
      @dennisgjoka10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Check Gary's hard drive someone

  • @MapleBalls
    @MapleBalls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great deal.

  • @spencechan
    @spencechan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like Alex Jones, I'm too afraid to search for more videos of her, though, TH-cam will be recommending Info Wars to me for months

  • @RK-ep8qy
    @RK-ep8qy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Look how insanely straight her teeth are, doesn't that freak you out? They're lovely but also remind me of the titans mouths on attack on titan.

    • @henrietta9206
      @henrietta9206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      veneers.

    • @jwubwub
      @jwubwub 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The canoe titan

  • @lordxeras
    @lordxeras 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    of course now Ebay is much better, and you can buy ghosts there

  • @jpbroadwater
    @jpbroadwater ปีที่แล้ว

    JCC's teeth are an inspiration to us all

  • @chriskaprys
    @chriskaprys 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    prettiest voice in the world. yum

  • @Robhalifax
    @Robhalifax 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I still dont believe its true.

    • @KingslayerSrb
      @KingslayerSrb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is, "Canoe" is a brand of vintage purses and jewelry

  • @manmaas
    @manmaas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I want to know what she did with the canoe.

    • @nocalsteve
      @nocalsteve 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      She made do.

  • @noahbody9782
    @noahbody9782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Alex Jones is such a babe.

  • @futureshock_uk
    @futureshock_uk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I enjoy Alex's slightly googly eyes

  • @forextroll
    @forextroll 8 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Alex Jones is extremely doable.

    • @andrewroberts8139
      @andrewroberts8139 8 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Something tells me you won't be the one doing the doing.

    • @andrewroberts8139
      @andrewroberts8139 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why aren't you normally this witty?

    • @GoodgriefMaltese
      @GoodgriefMaltese 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      She can turn my frogs gay

    • @bleak7871
      @bleak7871 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It must be the chemicals in the water

    • @TranslatorTuber
      @TranslatorTuber 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Canoeable, in fact

  • @NeatNit
    @NeatNit 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm not getting it. Did she bid on the wrong item? Or did the listing just lie? She really wasn't clear

    • @sws212
      @sws212 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She bid on the wrong item, she said she contacted the guy and he said he didn't have a handbag so.... canoe. The rest is probably edited out.

  • @michaelhoward963
    @michaelhoward963 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Alex is soooo pretty

    • @rand0mdude779
      @rand0mdude779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There’s nothing more pretty than Alex screaming about the chemicals in the water turning the freaking frogs gay in some experiment meant to aid in the new world order

  • @michaelhoward963
    @michaelhoward963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Alex adorable

  • @sevensixtwothirtynine3020
    @sevensixtwothirtynine3020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    wtf what is this? wheres alex jones?!!

  • @andrewroberts8139
    @andrewroberts8139 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It's a strange thing, I know I have watched this before but most of it didn't seem familiar. Is it possible aliens abducted me, took me on board their spacecraft and erased this part of my memory?

    • @Syrange13
      @Syrange13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Andrew Roberts It was the cloud people.

    • @thedunyadoneya2628
      @thedunyadoneya2628 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You should ask alex jones...

    • @duxnihilo
      @duxnihilo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Syrange13 Bounced on my boy's dick to this.

  • @rajinder2k4
    @rajinder2k4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    She is a very attractive lady

  • @petejones879
    @petejones879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Alex is quite lovely

  • @fyukfy2366
    @fyukfy2366 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh, not the sake Alex jones

  • @paulconnor2261
    @paulconnor2261 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    ‘ I’m doing Conor mcgreager , who the foooock is that guy

  • @Pumbear
    @Pumbear 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    @3:09

  • @fightclub6291
    @fightclub6291 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can’t understand a word homeless British Bob Dylan is saying…

  • @Mod-rw9cw
    @Mod-rw9cw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    She would make a lovely wife her husband is a lucky fella.

  • @chad3358
    @chad3358 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    so do you suppose she kept the canoe and truly made do?

  • @dr.zoidberg4313
    @dr.zoidberg4313 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Surprised this isn't banned.

    • @billhester8821
      @billhester8821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Im surprised YOU aren't banned.

  • @TheArcher101
    @TheArcher101 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Vin-ti-gee" stuff?...

    • @TheGreatCalsby
      @TheGreatCalsby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Vintage-ey stuff. Something that's seems a bit vintage

  • @outsidespac3
    @outsidespac3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:30 is so awkward, what response was she expecting

  • @MukulVermamukulverma
    @MukulVermamukulverma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's an unfortunate name!

  • @AAAUTOSLONDON
    @AAAUTOSLONDON 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Silly boys" Errrrr Silly girl Alex Jones I think !

  • @dr2stroke611
    @dr2stroke611 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    what the hell is a clutch bag? i have a clutch in my car , is it one of those?

    • @seth1455
      @seth1455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it's a handbag, some bags have a strap to put over the shoulder, some don't = clutchbag

  • @TimothyLittle13
    @TimothyLittle13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We're comin for ya globalists! YAAHHH!!!!

  • @e-9sicario264
    @e-9sicario264 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    1776 will rise again

  • @greygtv6
    @greygtv6 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The woman who bought a canoe instead of a handbag, called the boys 'silly'. Really???

    • @Mike-zk5jc
      @Mike-zk5jc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      After all, it's well known that no intelligent person has ever made a foolish error at any point in the past, us geniuses are always our best selves 100% of the time.

  • @noahbody9782
    @noahbody9782 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wish Alex Jones was as smart as she is pretty

  • @robbielobster3212
    @robbielobster3212 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wrong Alex Jones. Disappointed.

  • @owenfitzgerald3219
    @owenfitzgerald3219 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Silly Boy's"? She's the one who can tell the difference between a clutch bag and a canoe.
    Then again this show is as authentic as The One Show has any intellectual merit. So just have a laugh with this show.

  • @ifyoureadthisyoudi
    @ifyoureadthisyoudi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine the American Alex Jones on instead of this Alex Jones. That would be an interesting programme...