Yeah, that was one of my first thoughts. Does it really matter all that much in the end, sit or stand, when after you flush it, it's all going to spray everywhere anyways?
@@x_nsanity_x well, one would most likely still not want the splash back from when you pee in the toilet because those appear bigger than the bacteria mist from the flush, and will make the seat sticky and will be visible to guests.
@@Mozes316 Heh, yeah of course it would be better to not have any at all, I agree there. But I didn't see them demonstrate what happens when flushing so I don't have any way to tell which would be worse. And when someone flushes with the seat down, that splash is still going to get on the bottom of the seat and the lid. I think with how small the drops are though, it's still hard to see either. But yeah, in a perfect world, it would be better to have none of that if at all possible. I bet videos like this got some companies thinking about splash guard products, heh.
@@x_nsanity_x or just a whole better system, period. It has seemed like since the whole idea of the basic model toilet, that no one has thought about reinventing and making it more sanitary way to go about it all. Could be a money maker. lol
@toddsicle This is a well worth research on daily problems for many, that needs a solution. Please look at my video "Pee cleanly in a commode, standing" for a simple and affordable solution.
In case you all didn't realize this, that stream of liquid isn't actually urine. It's just water with UV-reactive dye in it. I used to use that stuff to detect leaks in pipes and the shade of orange in visible light is unmistakable.
@@ROKillUminati47 I don't think peeing sitting down is emaculating. I think being told to pee sitting down is. If you clean your own bathroom, pee however you want.
You should have shown the toothbrushes, which most people sadly leave on the bathroom sink, and how they get more and more affected as the week goes on...
@CloakedRhombus Totally right, that's why when my hand is covered in p...s (yt don't like words now a days...) I only need to wash it with water for 2-3 seconds then put it in my mouth for 30s then wash it again for 2-4s. After that I am OK because I've trained my organism to kill anything that enters my mouth so coliforms have no chance to kill me. Joke ofc. if anybody would doubt that....
When my dad visited me at my house I had to tell him to not use the toilet standing. Only found out because he didn’t close the lid, just as he does in his own house. He agreed and halfheartedly apologised, trying to tell me that he thought it was hygienic. After two weeks I recognised my bathroom sink smelling funny when I rinsed my mouth after cleaning my teeth. I will not invite him again ever. Not sure why some people even make an effort to discuss this. If you have "friends" or family like that you surely don’t need any kind of enemies 😂 Giving you all this piece of anecdata so the ladies can think about how much sense it makes to argue about that with a man.
@@dantheman1337 u western ppl have discovered urinals n western toilets otherwise our Indian toilet is best, both for pooping n peeing, Indian style toilet is best position for pooping and it is scientifically proven.
@@Tezz24 Dude just go by sound. When you piss close enough to the water to hear the stream touching it but not actually going into it making a loud noise that's the optimum point.
That’s the problem with public restroom nowadays. Logically, sitting down on a toilet seat would be cleaner, however that only applies if nobody else stands, which will never be the case. There will always be a Neanderthal splashing their shit everywhere so you have to stand as well.
I used to pee standing up until I found out that a wise man 1400 years ago mentioned its better to pee sitting down. All that also goes on your clothes.
Professionals "of the 2 %" even start the flow of the toilet flush water so it diminishes the spraying even more. Skills bro! You can now get the my "How to piss (while standing) dropplessly" course for 29.99$.
This should've been obvious. You can literally hear your pee splashing when it hits the wall. That's why I pee as parallel to the side (of the bowl) as possible.
I got caught pissing in the bathroom sink when I was 10.. But I wasn't punished because everyone was wondering why my Uncle was peeping through the window? He was a priest.
Pissing in the sink is so much easier. I do it too - It's far easier to clean as there's less splash-back to deal with. -You're helping out the environment by using up less water from not flushing. -Easier to clean oneself as the tap is just there. -At night you can be at ease knowing you're not making as much noise as you would from pissing in the bowl.
Saw a video or article somewhere recently which I recall saying, - that prostrate health was better for those men who sit to pee, and that standing to pee didnt allow for the bladder to completely empty, while the sitting position was a position the bladder could empty more completely etc. Check that one out.
This is a myth resulting from a debunked study. It can aid men who have enlarged prostates, but for men with normal prostates, there is no difference or health benefit.
katrina r the name of Jesus means nothing really. If it DID, then rather than people saying “he’s gonna return the wicked know their time is short.” He woulda been ‘back’ already!
@@nikkisovain9429 Just tell him the optimal method. Why would he effeminate himself and make himself less attractive in your eyes by sitting down? Lose lose situation.
Tell your friends to piss outside, and life is made to spread germs so immune systems are fully ready for intruders. Do you ever wonder how many people do not wash their hands and after using a public restroom then touch the door handle and touch every other handle you touch you live around germs doesn't matter
I'm a guy and I pee sitting down when at home. I know that's not MANLY for some of you, but consider this. Do you clean your own bathroom or you make your mom or your wife clean it? I clean my own bathroom and it isn't fun having to wipe down all the piss, I mean urine, that are all over the toilet and floor once you're done. Pee while sitting down doesn't make you less manly, it just make you smart, or better yet, considerate for others than yourself.
Prophet Muhammad do taught Muslims to pee sitting down 1400 years ago. As part of hygienic reasons. No way of checking using UV rays back then. But seems applicable through the time and indeed more hygienic.
All my life I wondered why tiny urinals are not part of the plumbing supply, either as part of the toilet with a bypass drain and mini flush, or on the vanity beside the sink, with a mini flush. Toilets for peeing waste water, and splash back!
I sit at home and stand everywhere else. My wife cleans the toilets and I’ve cleaned toilets before so I know how it is and pissing all over the place is disrespectful to her. I hate going into a public stall and there’s piss all over everything.
Cody Simpson poor excuse. If you think your sexuality might change just because of certain ideas or places it just shows you might not be so confident about yours
I see what the problem is. The guy is clearly peeing from the doorway. Also, even an idiot can see the splashing when you shoot directly into the water. Make it slide from the side of the bowl as best you can, not perpendicular shooting. Duh..
I pee sitting and havedone since I was a kid. I don't want pee on my clothes and then sit in my car and have pee in the car and wherever else it can contaminate. Few jugs of water also to clean up properly after using the toilet. Stay fresh
I actually searched for this video to confirm if my technique was good. I am proud to say I am part of the 2% aiming for the front of the bowl. I had noticed how more expensive Japanese toilets have a different shape at the front and assumed that was to reduce splashing. Give me a cookie.
I started sitting because my two young cats would jump onto the toilet bowl while im midstream! Evertime I go pee they have to follow and get into the action.. I could just close the door but they beat it down... lol 🐈🚽
Fuck why I didn't think about it? Lol it had two benefits first it's cool to see lightning pee in night also it's very useful to see if any pee exist before sitting
@@inkwell9651 Doubtless for hygiene reasons - nevertheless, urine _does_ fluoresce under UV light and can be detected in this manner. If you suspect you have mice UV light can detect the urine trails they leave along their pathways and can help find nesting areas. UV light can also show if your hotle/motel room is as clean as it ought to be. Though perhapsyou wouldn't want to look too closely at some of the budget end places, sometime what you discover with black light can be quite off-putting
I don't know if it's tidy or not. But in India we have wet toilets. So whenever we pee we splash water almost everywhere we suspect pee drops might have splashed..well atleast most of us
I see you guys used a different angle. You guys are simulating urinating at a low water level. The urine is hitting a hard surface which causes splash back. My toilet and really almost any toilet i go in is half full. Im sure you'll yield different results if you widen how you test
Never have I ever peed while standing in this type of toilet the only time I did it is when im forced by which I mean urinals. And even then I dislike using public bathrooms, so very little in my entire life. Most of the times if there are toilets next to the urinals I use those instead. But still public toilets are disgusting another reason why I avoid them.
dude is dehydrated drink more water color is off, also step back even more and make sure it dribbles out on the floor for the next guy to stand even farther. If u use that light at a taco bell, you will be surprised most of the piss is on on the walls ceiling everywhere but the toilet.
Awesome video. If someone else cleans your toilet why bother, you say? Because the magazine you set on the floor and the spare toilet paper and the paper holder gets hosed and the walls get stained and stink. I try to reduce the splash back in my toilet because I clean the the toilet and the surrounding area. Sometime you don't notice how much pee gets everywhere and sometimes will start to smell. The new palm sized pee pads with short rubber stubs work great in urinals.
It's even worse when you have males who think NOT lifting the seat is better, and that wiping down the seat after takes care of any splashes. That's even worse because you get even MORE splash back up under the seat! Then when us ladies go to wipe and brush the back of our hand on the seat, guess what, back of the hand gets wet from whatever is under the seat. It's disgusting.
I live in the country. I usually just piss off my deck. nothing like pissing in the morning with the birds chirping , a cool breezed down your neck and breathing fresh air.
I'm a cleaner and I see toilets often looking worse, and I clean them daily while there's not too much traffic on them. Everyone thinks they are such good aimers but no matter what, they always look like shit if you take a closer look
@@vidyutdevam9204 What do you do when you poop? It's called sitting. Or do you first pee standing and then sit down to poop? It isn't rocket science. :D
I usually don't stand three feet away from the toilet when I piss. Maybe bathrooms should include urinals in the design. I have actually seen a home with both.
Please look at my video "Pee cleanly in a commode, standing" for better alternative. Putting urinals in the design may cost heavily in plumbing and floor space.
I swear, my son pees like he’s using a fire hose! I always sit on pee, although I’ve said not to pee on the seat a thousand times. I bought a black light to look for cat pee, but it was way worse in the bathrooms… walls, shower curtain, toilet outside, toilet brush and garbage can, side of cupboard, you get the idea! I can’t get the stuff off, but I know some of what shows up light, isn’t pee. I think I’m going to try orange oil. It removes paint, so I would probably remove this stuff.
I'm a man and I sit unless I'm using a urinal in a restroom. I think men who stand are delusional about their ability to aim. Even if you have perfect aim, it's still going to splash. I don't get the whole feeling like your manhood is threatened by sitting to urinate. Maybe those men have never had to clean their own bathrooms.
Now flush the toilet with the lid open to see the horror of micro splashes
When I first found out about that is when I stopped keeping my toothbrush in bathrooms.
Yeah, that was one of my first thoughts. Does it really matter all that much in the end, sit or stand, when after you flush it, it's all going to spray everywhere anyways?
@@x_nsanity_x well, one would most likely still not want the splash back from when you pee in the toilet because those appear bigger than the bacteria mist from the flush, and will make the seat sticky and will be visible to guests.
@@Mozes316
Heh, yeah of course it would be better to not have any at all, I agree there. But I didn't see them demonstrate what happens when flushing so I don't have any way to tell which would be worse. And when someone flushes with the seat down, that splash is still going to get on the bottom of the seat and the lid. I think with how small the drops are though, it's still hard to see either.
But yeah, in a perfect world, it would be better to have none of that if at all possible. I bet videos like this got some companies thinking about splash guard products, heh.
@@x_nsanity_x or just a whole better system, period. It has seemed like since the whole idea of the basic model toilet, that no one has thought about reinventing and making it more sanitary way to go about it all. Could be a money maker. lol
Why am I watching someone piss with a blacklight at 3:49am.
I'm watching at 3:01am
Jai-M dude I am watching this at 3.45 am right now. What a coincidence 😂
@@atillaataarkun4199 nice.
You are not alone. I'm here at 4:34am.
So weird it's 3:44 am for me. What the hell.
This is why I pee on the walls so that it would splash back into the toilet
意味ねーじゃんww
lmao
What?
This cracked me up 😂😂😂 rofl
Seriously?
They're not even taking the after jiggle into account. There's probably piss on my ceiling
😆
But remember if you shake it more than twice you are playing with it
@@Arinok3000 you are bloody brilliant
I died, also how hard are you shaking your fricking sausage bro. If it gets on your ceiling your just strangling your wiener
@@pepsiman4282 I'm thorough
If one is wearing shorts or naked, one can feel the splash-back hitting ones legs. Urine splashes go many places outside of the toilet.
🤢
@@Hellocali1then you have the problem of sitting on a urine-specked toilet seat. I take a shower after shitting for this reason
@@wdpk837 the clean the toilet seat?
it's not a splash back from the toilet but because of slight urine drops from ur pe hole
I am so glad someone researched this.
Then your weird...
Al Gore *my weird*
They giving us evidence for the ignorant.
@@willm4 so u came in hopes of what some dong?
@toddsicle This is a well worth research on daily problems for many, that needs a solution. Please look at my video "Pee cleanly in a commode, standing" for a simple and affordable solution.
This is why I go out the windows. Much cleaner
Thomas Surratt
I did this one time. The drivers around me weren't happy
@Phallusy They were pretty quiet about it until I dropped a monster loaf out the window
@@DavidKFZ lmaoo
Yeah! Science bitch! xD
Ha! For real though! I usually just take a whiz outdoors.
In case you all didn't realize this, that stream of liquid isn't actually urine. It's just water with UV-reactive dye in it. I used to use that stuff to detect leaks in pipes and the shade of orange in visible light is unmistakable.
It's still sexier to think of it as pee though. Lol!
What do you expect from guys that think "peeing while sitting down it's emasculating" ? 🙃
Nope, It's a UV light
@@ROKillUminati47 I don't think peeing sitting down is emaculating. I think being told to pee sitting down is. If you clean your own bathroom, pee however you want.
Thanks for making us all feel less gross 😄
You should have shown the toothbrushes, which most people sadly leave on the bathroom sink, and how they get more and more affected as the week goes on...
WHAT
if you use it everyday as you should, I don't see how it would become more affected as the week goes on
I keep leaving mine in the toilet
@CloakedRhombus Totally right, that's why when my hand is covered in p...s (yt don't like words now a days...) I only need to wash it with water for 2-3 seconds then put it in my mouth for 30s then wash it again for 2-4s. After that I am OK because I've trained my organism to kill anything that enters my mouth so coliforms have no chance to kill me.
Joke ofc. if anybody would doubt that....
I always feel weird seeing an uncovered toothbrush in a cup in media. I’ve always used a case/cover
When my dad visited me at my house I had to tell him to not use the toilet standing. Only found out because he didn’t close the lid, just as he does in his own house. He agreed and halfheartedly apologised, trying to tell me that he thought it was hygienic.
After two weeks I recognised my bathroom sink smelling funny when I rinsed my mouth after cleaning my teeth.
I will not invite him again ever.
Not sure why some people even make an effort to discuss this. If you have "friends" or family like that you surely don’t need any kind of enemies 😂
Giving you all this piece of anecdata so the ladies can think about how much sense it makes to argue about that with a man.
I’d like to see the same test done on stand up urinals and the amount that splashed on clothing.
Me too. That's why I stopped using urinals.
Sometimes you can feel the damn splashes on your hands so its no joke
@@dantheman1337 I hate that.
@@dantheman1337 u western ppl have discovered urinals n western toilets otherwise our Indian toilet is best, both for pooping n peeing, Indian style toilet is best position for pooping and it is scientifically proven.
@@dantheman1337 oh come on it's ok you can wipe your hands on your clothes
So you’re basically saying that the toilet bowl design is inadequate?
No they are testing to see how much splash back there is .
@@прекрасныйбабочка
Instead of being a butterfly, you should start getting a sense of humor.
@@Rumpael I actually understand I thought this would be a great wooosh . so fack off . yes I said fack .
@@прекрасныйбабочка no fuck you
@@oscarv3315 boop
Well, this was known.
When you pee standing and wearing shorts, sometimes you can feel the splashes on your legs.
Sad but true.
man I think there is something wrong with your stream or toilet, or your brain, you shouldn't feel it on your legs
I don't understand why they don't make toilets with green dot's to aim for less splash, or make another design.
Educate people buy giving a hint
@@Tezz24 Dude just go by sound. When you piss close enough to the water to hear the stream touching it but not actually going into it making a loud noise that's the optimum point.
That’s the problem with public restroom nowadays. Logically, sitting down on a toilet seat would be cleaner, however that only applies if nobody else stands, which will never be the case. There will always be a Neanderthal splashing their shit everywhere so you have to stand as well.
That’s happened to me.
I used to pee standing up until I found out that a wise man 1400 years ago mentioned its better to pee sitting down. All that also goes on your clothes.
Peace be upon him
ﷺ
That wise man was also a pedophile not someone you want to get your morality from
sallallahu alaihi wa sallam
piss be upon him
My whole life has changed after seeing this video. I always aim for the back to reduce splashes, but now it turns out I've only been maximizing it😬
And your mom has had to scrub it your whole life! It crystallizes and gets stuck in hinges too 🤮
💀
Professionals "of the 2 %" even start the flow of the toilet flush water so it diminishes the spraying even more. Skills bro! You can now get the my "How to piss (while standing) dropplessly" course for 29.99$.
This should've been obvious. You can literally hear your pee splashing when it hits the wall. That's why I pee as parallel to the side (of the bowl) as possible.
No wonder u smelled like piss al the time Kai
this is why i always just go in the sink
I got caught pissing in the bathroom sink when I was 10.. But I wasn't punished because everyone was wondering why my Uncle was peeping through the window? He was a priest.
Lol
Pissing in the sink is so much easier. I do it too
- It's far easier to clean as there's less splash-back to deal with.
-You're helping out the environment by using up less water from not flushing.
-Easier to clean oneself as the tap is just there.
-At night you can be at ease knowing you're not making as much noise as you would from pissing in the bowl.
Kitchen sink"
I was at work pissing in the sink & forgot to lock the door.. A customer opened the door & let's just say It's not one of my proudest moments in life
if they do a diarrhea one they dont need to turn the lights out
lol
I actually sit to piss when im at home, but never would i do it in a public restroom.
Same
Seedonator I only sit and piss if I’m not just gonna piss
fucking beta male
big nick fucking degenerate. Who tf attachs self worth and masculinity to peeing?
@@ashercanmakeapun4554 i pee standing up, but that guy dosen't have any cofidence
Saw a video or article somewhere recently which I recall saying, - that prostrate health was better for those men who sit to pee, and that standing to pee didnt allow for the bladder to completely empty, while the sitting position was a position the bladder could empty more completely etc. Check that one out.
I have already checked it out, thanks for informing
This is a myth resulting from a debunked study. It can aid men who have enlarged prostates, but for men with normal prostates, there is no difference or health benefit.
Personally i need to stand to empty all my bladder
I feel horrible now. I'm practicing sitting down.
How long is this guy gonna pee.. jesus what a bladder lol
Jon Ruby it’s Peter North
I was thinking the same thing!!!! LOL!!!!
Don't take the name of Jesus in these places
katrina r the name of Jesus means nothing really. If it DID, then rather than people saying “he’s gonna return the wicked know their time is short.” He woulda been ‘back’ already!
We don’t discuss about how long he held it in
i cant ever let my gf see this video
@@nikkisovain9429 I would refuse to pee sitting down, unless its 3am and I'm half asleep lol
@@nikkisovain9429 Just tell him the optimal method. Why would he effeminate himself and make himself less attractive in your eyes by sitting down? Lose lose situation.
@@PuerRidcully Do you honestly believe I wanted him to have a seat like he has a vagina 😂 it was a joke. The way he responded tho was hilarious.
@@nikkisovain9429 In this day and age, you never know, lol.
@@PuerRidcully unfortunately that's true
That super overdramatic music is making me laugh so hard some pee just might splash.
You'd think peeing is a climatic moment at the end of a movie!!
This is great thank you. Now I can prove to my stand up pee friends they are DISGUSTING
Tell your friends to piss outside, and life is made to spread germs so immune systems are fully ready for intruders. Do you ever wonder how many people do not wash their hands and after using a public restroom then touch the door handle and touch every other handle you touch you live around germs doesn't matter
fruitcake
You must be really cool at parties
If you're sitting, then you have a vagina.
This deserves an award is all I have to say
I'm a guy and I pee sitting down when at home. I know that's not MANLY for some of you, but consider this. Do you clean your own bathroom or you make your mom or your wife clean it? I clean my own bathroom and it isn't fun having to wipe down all the piss, I mean urine, that are all over the toilet and floor once you're done. Pee while sitting down doesn't make you less manly, it just make you smart, or better yet, considerate for others than yourself.
👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻
The way u pee has nothing to do with being manly or not. It makes you SMART
I actually acquired a uti infection from This nigga pissing while standing. 😤😤😤
You are more manly then you know and I applaud men like you for your mature outlook on the topic!!
Prophet Muhammad do taught Muslims to pee sitting down 1400 years ago. As part of hygienic reasons.
No way of checking using UV rays back then. But seems applicable through the time and indeed more hygienic.
How tall is this guy?
Important question, the drop height might affect the splash height, if you are over 6 foot you should be forced to sit by law.
LOL! That's what many are wondering!
Pine tree
imagine some dude that’s like 7 foot peeing standing up, at that point you have a homemade smoke bomb
Wow wow wow. Bigotry much. It’s 2021, women can have penises too.
I'm a dude that always pees sitting down in a regular toilet, but I use a urinal when they are available.
I wouldn't admit to that.
Urinal is even worse it only let's out 80% of the pee and leads to higher chances of kidney stone
All my life I wondered why tiny urinals are not part of the plumbing supply, either as part of the toilet with a bypass drain and mini flush, or on the vanity beside the sink, with a mini flush. Toilets for peeing waste water, and splash back!
I’ve never been more grateful to be a woman
Yeah, because a direct hit is so much better than an indirect hit
Woman’s bathrooms are even worse lady. You have the same as men but even more such as bloody tampons.
WHO THE PHUCK STANDS ACROSS THE ROOM WHEN PEEING!?!?!?!
Sniper type
Me
Well , the gamer types
I dunno but i dont think we wanna see pickles sooo
Some people shoot for distance ;)
plot twist: these were all women
I am a woman and sitting here alone and burst out loud laughing -- great comment!
I looked at you profile pic and thought there was a peice of hair on my screen
Good one 🤣
Plot twist: there are no effects and the man is in cernobyl
@@jeremiahpinkston3419 SAME
I don’t know what’s worse
It was on my recommend
Or that I clicked on it
What has humanity come to
@Danny its a Joke buddy
Danny also he's peeing from a mile away of course he'll splash this is some bull shit and you are a fucking moron for believing it
nooo, humans have done far worse, there isn't anything sad about this, this is serious science
28 percent of men jerk off while taking a standing shit.
I sit at home and stand everywhere else. My wife cleans the toilets and I’ve cleaned toilets before so I know how it is and pissing all over the place is disrespectful to her. I hate going into a public stall and there’s piss all over everything.
Is there a reason why only your wife cleans the toilets? Odd.
I clean it, I pee how I want. Never would i pull down my underpants and sit to go pee.
Pee directly into the water and make as much noise as possible to assert dominance.
I'm 6'5" so yeah I concluded long ago it was unwise to piss standing up because I noticed the mist cloud it produced and I was like "nope."
@@codysimpson911 Always funny seeing guys with such a fragile masculinity that if they ever pee sitting down they immediately become gay
@@gabrielaw.7975 yep imagine going to prison straight and leaving gay. It's good to stay away from certain places and or ideas.
Gabriela W. True, if one thinks you turn up gay just because you sit to pee, it just shows how unsure they are about their own sexuality
Cody Simpson poor excuse. If you think your sexuality might change just because of certain ideas or places it just shows you might not be so confident about yours
Gabriela W. Cody is just jealous of my height.
Oh, so this is why my grandpa pees in bottles.
no he just can't get up and his stream is all over the place
@@busterdafydd3096 imagine not getting the joke
My grandma pees on buckets
My grand pa is dead 😭
@@thesilentprofessional7158 awh
took me far too long to realise someone wasn't actually making repeated UV wee's.
I aim for the side of the bowl, I guess I'm unusual? Just seems like it reduces splash back the most to me.
Same
I'm trying to find a video that shows me how to pee while I'm still wearing trousers, this is a negative distraction. Please remove.
Guess I'll just stop peeing then
much better than sitting down
@@Tubeytime if a man sits down to pee they automatically grow a vagina
@@mooyo8951 tf?
@@mooyo8951 you can't be serious 😂😂😂
S I T
I see what the problem is. The guy is clearly peeing from the doorway. Also, even an idiot can see the splashing when you shoot directly into the water. Make it slide from the side of the bowl as best you can, not perpendicular shooting. Duh..
I do that instead of shoting it on the water
Exactly. Terrible aiming.
@@slrtgaln4065 bro that comment was 2 years ago lmfaooooooo
I give it a standing ovation
I pee sitting and havedone since I was a kid. I don't want pee on my clothes and then sit in my car and have pee in the car and wherever else it can contaminate. Few jugs of water also to clean up properly after using the toilet. Stay fresh
I actually searched for this video to confirm if my technique was good. I am proud to say I am part of the 2% aiming for the front of the bowl. I had noticed how more expensive Japanese toilets have a different shape at the front and assumed that was to reduce splashing. Give me a cookie.
Ok you get a cookie
@@stephilicious yummy. 🍪
🍪🍪🍪
Heres a cookie. James with my favorite name.
@@dma93-ch thanks. 🍪
And thus my territory is established.
see dogs knew this that's why they pee, they know licking or anything else won't cover enough ground quick enough so they just pee
Why is nobody talking about how this guy just completely peed outside of the toilet 3:10
Umaru~~~~~~~~~~~n
I started sitting because my two young cats would jump onto the toilet bowl while im midstream! Evertime I go pee they have to follow and get into the action.. I could just close the door but they beat it down... lol 🐈🚽
That would be one pissed off cat!
@OCC Plumbing & Restorations obviously 😉
Lol my cat did that once and only once
@@code5829 why once? You killed it?
How much did you have to drink??
Should have used different types of toilets to se the difference. That type of toilet used in the video I rearly see.
My big takeaway from this video? Pee is UV reactive!! I'm now totally rethinking my entire bathroom lighting scheme!
Fuck why I didn't think about it? Lol it had two benefits first it's cool to see lightning pee in night also it's very useful to see if any pee exist before sitting
It's not pee. 35 seconds in they say a fluorescent fluid was used instead of urine .
@@inkwell9651 Doubtless for hygiene reasons - nevertheless, urine _does_ fluoresce under UV light and can be detected in this manner. If you suspect you have mice UV light can detect the urine trails they leave along their pathways and can help find nesting areas. UV light can also show if your hotle/motel room is as clean as it ought to be. Though perhapsyou wouldn't want to look too closely at some of the budget end places, sometime what you discover with black light can be quite off-putting
Butters was right: REVERSE COWGIRL!
Omg such a under rated comment
@@nightcoresenpie5599 I dont ger it bruv
Me neither
@@gamerboyss5310 butters from South Park
I don't know if it's tidy or not. But in India we have wet toilets. So whenever we pee we splash water almost everywhere we suspect pee drops might have splashed..well atleast most of us
What about peeing with the seat down? Wouldn't it block the splashes from going up the sides?
Let’s just respect this man and how much he peed for this video
ewwwwwww
He didn't pe he put orange juice
3.6% splash out. Not great, not terrible.
This man is delusional, send him to the infirmary!
You DIDN'T see the piss on the floor because its NOT THERE!
uhhh 3.6% those are rookie numbers gotta bumb those up! i wanna see something around 25% by the end of summer champ. we believe in you.
@@Demache92 Lol
OH my god how are they they even getting these numbers HAHAHAHAAAAA
why are you standing a yard from the toilet to test this, you’ve gotta be closer to the bowl for this to actually be accurate
I stand over the bowl. thus peeing down into the said bowl.
I will absolutely install a black light like this that activates when standing Infront of the toilet. Genius!
I aim directly in the water for this reason, at urinals especially. If I don’t, I can see and feel it splatter all over.
What toilet has that little water?
That's normal here in Europe.
@@NicosLeben Not in the UK
less water means more splash back
European toilets
I see you guys used a different angle. You guys are simulating urinating at a low water level. The urine is hitting a hard surface which causes splash back. My toilet and really almost any toilet i go in is half full. Im sure you'll yield different results if you widen how you test
That's because this is a subtle attack on men.. it's a load if malarkey.
I literally almost fell asleep with that music playing lol. I literally dropped my phone and everything.
This is why I pee while sitting, peeing while standing seems unhygienic and messy.
Then you don’t get it all out🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Sitting while peeing is unacceptable and reduces masculinity by .01%
Make the stream as loud as possible to assert dominance.
This is so random but oddly interesting
God's work here guys
It's like painting stars in the violet-blue night sky! So we're making art all the time! It's so beautiful!
Why did I even search this?
did you take different heights in consideration?
And when the urine hit the lateral wall of the WC, it seems to have much less splashback.
Best to drop tissue in bowl before going and aim for that, try it. You’re welcome 👍🏼
Never have I ever peed while standing in this type of toilet the only time I did it is when im forced by which I mean urinals. And even then I dislike using public bathrooms, so very little in my entire life. Most of the times if there are toilets next to the urinals I use those instead. But still public toilets are disgusting another reason why I avoid them.
dude is dehydrated drink more water color is off, also step back even more and make sure it dribbles out on the floor for the next guy to stand even farther. If u use that light at a taco bell, you will be surprised most of the piss is on on the walls ceiling everywhere but the toilet.
What about when you have howitzer range with morning wood or when you sneeze
Looked like they were starting from four feet up. Test is accurate if the men are all 8 feet tall.
Reading from the article, this isn't actual urine, they used "a mechanical urethra" which leaves me wondering why they didn't include it in the video
please make a western seat toilet vs african/arab/desi hole toilet comparison
I am NOT sitting down to pee! Deal with it!
Well then just don't shine a UV light on it
I was tired of cleaning my toilet floor of those splashes, looks like I found the solution.
Stop Peeing?
Better solution: sit down
Awesome video. If someone else cleans your toilet why bother, you say? Because the magazine you set on the floor and the spare toilet paper and the paper holder gets hosed and the walls get stained and stink. I try to reduce the splash back in my toilet because I clean the the toilet and the surrounding area. Sometime you don't notice how much pee gets everywhere and sometimes will start to smell. The new palm sized pee pads with short rubber stubs work great in urinals.
Love the music. Why no reference to the songs?
100% of viewers just watched this guy take a wizz.
Do a test when string down. Does it still splatter?
It's even worse when you have males who think NOT lifting the seat is better, and that wiping down the seat after takes care of any splashes. That's even worse because you get even MORE splash back up under the seat! Then when us ladies go to wipe and brush the back of our hand on the seat, guess what, back of the hand gets wet from whatever is under the seat. It's disgusting.
That's brilliant. Now I'm going to pee with the seat down in a public unisex toilet to annoy girls 🤙
My wife even wants my pee on her face. So she does not care about mini pee splashes. My wife knows her place .😂😂👌
I live in the country. I usually just piss off my deck. nothing like pissing in the morning with the birds chirping , a cool breezed down your neck and breathing fresh air.
I'm a cleaner and I see toilets often looking worse, and I clean them daily while there's not too much traffic on them. Everyone thinks they are such good aimers but no matter what, they always look like shit if you take a closer look
What's the solution?
What ist with the Urin distribution while flushing ?
k but its just pee im not eating off the toilet floor
Speak for yourself!
@@michaelc7014 i hate you
I gotta say he pretty good at aiming
Only 69% of men stand while peeing? That's pretty shocking
I am also shocked to see that 31 percentage of men don’t stand while peeing. How else do they pee??
@@vidyutdevam9204 they sit down
I sit down always..it's a childhood habit
@@vidyutdevam9204 What do you do when you poop? It's called sitting. Or do you first pee standing and then sit down to poop? It isn't rocket science. :D
This is why its best to *SIT* & pee while making sure your pee doesnt ricochet & hit your body
Very helpful! thanks for all the tests!
So... What about the splashback when I piss on the floor? I'm extremely worried about getting covered in piss now.
What a research you did man. Hats off to you
thats why i sit when in my house but i stand in public restrooms due to extreme dirtiness
I usually don't stand three feet away from the toilet when I piss. Maybe bathrooms should include urinals in the design.
I have actually seen a home with both.
Please look at my video "Pee cleanly in a commode, standing" for better alternative. Putting urinals in the design may cost heavily in plumbing and floor space.
I swear, my son pees like he’s using a fire hose! I always sit on pee, although I’ve said not to pee on the seat a thousand times. I bought a black light to look for cat pee, but it was way worse in the bathrooms… walls, shower curtain, toilet outside, toilet brush and garbage can, side of cupboard, you get the idea! I can’t get the stuff off, but I know some of what shows up light, isn’t pee. I think I’m going to try orange oil. It removes paint, so I would probably remove this stuff.
I pee on the seats just to annoy my mum and my sister 😆it's hilarious
Teach him to pee sitting down
make him clean it up
I'm a man and I sit unless I'm using a urinal in a restroom. I think men who stand are delusional about their ability to aim. Even if you have perfect aim, it's still going to splash. I don't get the whole feeling like your manhood is threatened by sitting to urinate. Maybe those men have never had to clean their own bathrooms.