UV light shows the unseen splashes created by standing urination

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  • @infctdppt
    @infctdppt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1827

    Now flush the toilet with the lid open to see the horror of micro splashes

    • @Mozes316
      @Mozes316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      When I first found out about that is when I stopped keeping my toothbrush in bathrooms.

    • @x_nsanity_x
      @x_nsanity_x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Yeah, that was one of my first thoughts. Does it really matter all that much in the end, sit or stand, when after you flush it, it's all going to spray everywhere anyways?

    • @Mozes316
      @Mozes316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@x_nsanity_x well, one would most likely still not want the splash back from when you pee in the toilet because those appear bigger than the bacteria mist from the flush, and will make the seat sticky and will be visible to guests.

    • @x_nsanity_x
      @x_nsanity_x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@Mozes316
      Heh, yeah of course it would be better to not have any at all, I agree there. But I didn't see them demonstrate what happens when flushing so I don't have any way to tell which would be worse. And when someone flushes with the seat down, that splash is still going to get on the bottom of the seat and the lid. I think with how small the drops are though, it's still hard to see either.
      But yeah, in a perfect world, it would be better to have none of that if at all possible. I bet videos like this got some companies thinking about splash guard products, heh.

    • @Mozes316
      @Mozes316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@x_nsanity_x or just a whole better system, period. It has seemed like since the whole idea of the basic model toilet, that no one has thought about reinventing and making it more sanitary way to go about it all. Could be a money maker. lol

  • @J215J
    @J215J 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1464

    Why am I watching someone piss with a blacklight at 3:49am.

    • @clashwithleyton9623
      @clashwithleyton9623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'm watching at 3:01am

    • @atillaataarkun4199
      @atillaataarkun4199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jai-M dude I am watching this at 3.45 am right now. What a coincidence 😂

    • @J215J
      @J215J 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@atillaataarkun4199 nice.

    • @Night-mq8hn
      @Night-mq8hn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You are not alone. I'm here at 4:34am.

    • @sephvernon5786
      @sephvernon5786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So weird it's 3:44 am for me. What the hell.

  • @smokinstan305
    @smokinstan305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2962

    This is why I pee on the walls so that it would splash back into the toilet

  • @cozzoli39
    @cozzoli39 4 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    They're not even taking the after jiggle into account. There's probably piss on my ceiling

    • @taylorgangswishgang7412
      @taylorgangswishgang7412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😆

    • @mrkroeger
      @mrkroeger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      But remember if you shake it more than twice you are playing with it

    • @eliefrost6787
      @eliefrost6787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@DeMunCEPHUS you are bloody brilliant

    • @pepsiman4282
      @pepsiman4282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I died, also how hard are you shaking your fricking sausage bro. If it gets on your ceiling your just strangling your wiener

    • @cozzoli39
      @cozzoli39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pepsiman4282 I'm thorough

  • @markbeedy6041
    @markbeedy6041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    If one is wearing shorts or naked, one can feel the splash-back hitting ones legs. Urine splashes go many places outside of the toilet.

    • @Tendertroll1
      @Tendertroll1 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah, I felt that today. Maybe I will sit down and pee from now on

    • @allthecakeyum
      @allthecakeyum 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      🤢

    • @wdpk837
      @wdpk837 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Tendertroll1then you have the problem of sitting on a urine-specked toilet seat. I take a shower after shitting for this reason

    • @babayaga9364
      @babayaga9364 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@wdpk837 the clean the toilet seat?

    • @sinistermai
      @sinistermai 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      it's not a splash back from the toilet but because of slight urine drops from ur pe hole

  • @Tsmithleather
    @Tsmithleather 5 ปีที่แล้ว +954

    This is why I go out the windows. Much cleaner

    • @DavidKFZ
      @DavidKFZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Thomas Surratt
      I did this one time. The drivers around me weren't happy

    • @DavidKFZ
      @DavidKFZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @Phallusy They were pretty quiet about it until I dropped a monster loaf out the window

    • @Svelys
      @Svelys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@DavidKFZ lmaoo

    • @caolangadd9734
      @caolangadd9734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah! Science bitch! xD

    • @brettdillon9554
      @brettdillon9554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ha! For real though! I usually just take a whiz outdoors.

  • @CptRetro
    @CptRetro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    I am so glad someone researched this.

    • @willm4
      @willm4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Then your weird...

    • @envalence450
      @envalence450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Al Gore *my weird*

    • @claudialandgraf4450
      @claudialandgraf4450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They giving us evidence for the ignorant.

    • @todd5687
      @todd5687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@willm4 so u came in hopes of what some dong?

    • @uricoflushablepaperfunnels7092
      @uricoflushablepaperfunnels7092 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​ @toddsicle This is a well worth research on daily problems for many, that needs a solution. Please look at my video "Pee cleanly in a commode, standing" for a simple and affordable solution.

  • @AuntAlnico4
    @AuntAlnico4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    That super overdramatic music is making me laugh so hard some pee just might splash.

    • @parsifal40002
      @parsifal40002 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You'd think peeing is a climatic moment at the end of a movie!!

  • @margareth1504
    @margareth1504 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Saw a video or article somewhere recently which I recall saying, - that prostrate health was better for those men who sit to pee, and that standing to pee didnt allow for the bladder to completely empty, while the sitting position was a position the bladder could empty more completely etc. Check that one out.

    • @oosha2000
      @oosha2000 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I have already checked it out, thanks for informing

  • @leylinjan4186
    @leylinjan4186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    You should have shown the toothbrushes, which most people sadly leave on the bathroom sink, and how they get more and more affected as the week goes on...

    • @Raven-xe8mp
      @Raven-xe8mp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      WHAT

    • @jeffys_
      @jeffys_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      if you use it everyday as you should, I don't see how it would become more affected as the week goes on

    • @theschnozzola8994
      @theschnozzola8994 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I keep leaving mine in the toilet

    • @bartomiejnozka8992
      @bartomiejnozka8992 ปีที่แล้ว

      @CloakedRhombus Totally right, that's why when my hand is covered in p...s (yt don't like words now a days...) I only need to wash it with water for 2-3 seconds then put it in my mouth for 30s then wash it again for 2-4s. After that I am OK because I've trained my organism to kill anything that enters my mouth so coliforms have no chance to kill me.
      Joke ofc. if anybody would doubt that....

    • @immanisaur
      @immanisaur 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I always feel weird seeing an uncovered toothbrush in a cup in media. I’ve always used a case/cover

  • @dobrovik
    @dobrovik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1546

    this is why i always just go in the sink

    • @supamaorifella195
      @supamaorifella195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      I got caught pissing in the bathroom sink when I was 10.. But I wasn't punished because everyone was wondering why my Uncle was peeping through the window? He was a priest.

    • @RahulBaskaran
      @RahulBaskaran 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol

    • @Scribbby
      @Scribbby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Pissing in the sink is so much easier. I do it too
      - It's far easier to clean as there's less splash-back to deal with.
      -You're helping out the environment by using up less water from not flushing.
      -Easier to clean oneself as the tap is just there.
      -At night you can be at ease knowing you're not making as much noise as you would from pissing in the bowl.

    • @michaelc7014
      @michaelc7014 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Kitchen sink"

    • @Chibears1523
      @Chibears1523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I was at work pissing in the sink & forgot to lock the door.. A customer opened the door & let's just say It's not one of my proudest moments in life

  • @jonruby1755
    @jonruby1755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    How long is this guy gonna pee.. jesus what a bladder lol

    • @mrlawilliamsukwarmachine4904
      @mrlawilliamsukwarmachine4904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jon Ruby it’s Peter North

    • @Fire_soul1796
      @Fire_soul1796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was thinking the same thing!!!! LOL!!!!

    • @katrina8152
      @katrina8152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Don't take the name of Jesus in these places

    • @mrlawilliamsukwarmachine4904
      @mrlawilliamsukwarmachine4904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      katrina r the name of Jesus means nothing really. If it DID, then rather than people saying “he’s gonna return the wicked know their time is short.” He woulda been ‘back’ already!

    • @YaBoi-cx8yu
      @YaBoi-cx8yu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      We don’t discuss about how long he held it in

  • @MatteoCroceteknoraver
    @MatteoCroceteknoraver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    Well, this was known.
    When you pee standing and wearing shorts, sometimes you can feel the splashes on your legs.
    Sad but true.

    • @busterdafydd3096
      @busterdafydd3096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      man I think there is something wrong with your stream or toilet, or your brain, you shouldn't feel it on your legs

    • @MisterFly24
      @MisterFly24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I don't understand why they don't make toilets with green dot's to aim for less splash, or make another design.
      Educate people buy giving a hint

    • @Roger__Wilco
      @Roger__Wilco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@MisterFly24 Dude just go by sound. When you piss close enough to the water to hear the stream touching it but not actually going into it making a loud noise that's the optimum point.

    • @bigsmall2842
      @bigsmall2842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That’s the problem with public restroom nowadays. Logically, sitting down on a toilet seat would be cleaner, however that only applies if nobody else stands, which will never be the case. There will always be a Neanderthal splashing their shit everywhere so you have to stand as well.

    • @ElevatorWasher5000
      @ElevatorWasher5000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s happened to me.

  • @tykaji9415
    @tykaji9415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    My whole life has changed after seeing this video. I always aim for the back to reduce splashes, but now it turns out I've only been maximizing it😬

    • @strawberryme08
      @strawberryme08 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And your mom has had to scrub it your whole life! It crystallizes and gets stuck in hinges too 🤮

    • @mr.technicalisolate9188
      @mr.technicalisolate9188 ปีที่แล้ว

      💀

    • @petarpanonski
      @petarpanonski 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Professionals "of the 2 %" even start the flow of the toilet flush water so it diminishes the spraying even more. Skills bro! You can now get the my "How to piss (while standing) dropplessly" course for 29.99$.

    • @joebidenissus1975
      @joebidenissus1975 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This should've been obvious. You can literally hear your pee splashing when it hits the wall. That's why I pee as parallel to the side (of the bowl) as possible.

    • @AssyriacUnitarian
      @AssyriacUnitarian หลายเดือนก่อน

      No wonder u smelled like piss al the time Kai

  • @BilalSayedArt
    @BilalSayedArt ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This is great thank you. Now I can prove to my stand up pee friends they are DISGUSTING

    • @Shirtcobain79
      @Shirtcobain79 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Tell your friends to piss outside, and life is made to spread germs so immune systems are fully ready for intruders. Do you ever wonder how many people do not wash their hands and after using a public restroom then touch the door handle and touch every other handle you touch you live around germs doesn't matter

    • @whitefenix777
      @whitefenix777 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      fruitcake

    • @MasterKiller540_
      @MasterKiller540_ 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You must be really cool at parties

  • @abulaithaw
    @abulaithaw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    I’d like to see the same test done on stand up urinals and the amount that splashed on clothing.

    • @jamaicannavalspurge
      @jamaicannavalspurge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Me too. That's why I stopped using urinals.

    • @dantheman1337
      @dantheman1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Sometimes you can feel the damn splashes on your hands so its no joke

    • @OCC_Plumbing_and_Restorations
      @OCC_Plumbing_and_Restorations 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@dantheman1337 I hate that.

    • @oggy_8688
      @oggy_8688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dantheman1337 u western ppl have discovered urinals n western toilets otherwise our Indian toilet is best, both for pooping n peeing, Indian style toilet is best position for pooping and it is scientifically proven.

    • @Moules-frites
      @Moules-frites 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dantheman1337 oh come on it's ok you can wipe your hands on your clothes

  • @MikeTrieu
    @MikeTrieu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    In case you all didn't realize this, that stream of liquid isn't actually urine. It's just water with UV-reactive dye in it. I used to use that stuff to detect leaks in pipes and the shade of orange in visible light is unmistakable.

    • @jezzikagiesa1379
      @jezzikagiesa1379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It's still sexier to think of it as pee though. Lol!

    • @ROKillUminati47
      @ROKillUminati47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      What do you expect from guys that think "peeing while sitting down it's emasculating" ? 🙃

    • @s-kee2928
      @s-kee2928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nope, It's a UV light

    • @JohnnyPaisan
      @JohnnyPaisan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ROKillUminati47 I don't think peeing sitting down is emaculating. I think being told to pee sitting down is. If you clean your own bathroom, pee however you want.

    • @awaismushtaq5975
      @awaismushtaq5975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks for making us all feel less gross 😄

  • @gstats101
    @gstats101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    So you’re basically saying that the toilet bowl design is inadequate?

    • @прекрасныйбабочка
      @прекрасныйбабочка 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      No they are testing to see how much splash back there is .

    • @Rumpael
      @Rumpael 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@прекрасныйбабочка
      Instead of being a butterfly, you should start getting a sense of humor.

    • @прекрасныйбабочка
      @прекрасныйбабочка 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Rumpael I actually understand I thought this would be a great wooosh . so fack off . yes I said fack .

    • @oscarv3315
      @oscarv3315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@прекрасныйбабочка no fuck you

    • @прекрасныйбабочка
      @прекрасныйбабочка 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@oscarv3315 boop

  • @haseeb3052
    @haseeb3052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I used to pee standing up until I found out that a wise man 1400 years ago mentioned its better to pee sitting down. All that also goes on your clothes.

    • @loque69
      @loque69 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Peace be upon him

    • @ifrazfaruqi
      @ifrazfaruqi 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    • @Phytosaur
      @Phytosaur 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That wise man was also a pedophile not someone you want to get your morality from

    • @bousine
      @bousine หลายเดือนก่อน

      sallallahu alaihi wa sallam

    • @humptydumpty7345
      @humptydumpty7345 หลายเดือนก่อน

      piss be upon him

  • @mrneverdie8474
    @mrneverdie8474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This deserves an award is all I have to say

  • @povang
    @povang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    I actually sit to piss when im at home, but never would i do it in a public restroom.

    • @Seedonator
      @Seedonator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Same

    • @lokiofasgard69
      @lokiofasgard69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Seedonator I only sit and piss if I’m not just gonna piss

    • @bignick9462
      @bignick9462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      fucking beta male

    • @ashercanmakeapun4554
      @ashercanmakeapun4554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      big nick fucking degenerate. Who tf attachs self worth and masculinity to peeing?

    • @numedeutilizator0043
      @numedeutilizator0043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@ashercanmakeapun4554 i pee standing up, but that guy dosen't have any cofidence

  • @mmmata
    @mmmata 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    if they do a diarrhea one they dont need to turn the lights out

  • @xtralarsproductions
    @xtralarsproductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    WHO THE PHUCK STANDS ACROSS THE ROOM WHEN PEEING!?!?!?!

    • @Zcooger
      @Zcooger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Sniper type

    • @mathmadeeasy2599
      @mathmadeeasy2599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Me

    • @coolilikid7153
      @coolilikid7153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Well , the gamer types

    • @ariiiii773
      @ariiiii773 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I dunno but i dont think we wanna see pickles sooo

    • @TankuBOSS
      @TankuBOSS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Some people shoot for distance ;)

  • @MaiChaMH
    @MaiChaMH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    It's like painting stars in the violet-blue night sky! So we're making art all the time! It's so beautiful!

  • @jessekandres9047
    @jessekandres9047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I will absolutely install a black light like this that activates when standing Infront of the toilet. Genius!

  • @hanzelnuts8446
    @hanzelnuts8446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    I'm a guy and I pee sitting down when at home. I know that's not MANLY for some of you, but consider this. Do you clean your own bathroom or you make your mom or your wife clean it? I clean my own bathroom and it isn't fun having to wipe down all the piss, I mean urine, that are all over the toilet and floor once you're done. Pee while sitting down doesn't make you less manly, it just make you smart, or better yet, considerate for others than yourself.

    • @eliza7ioana
      @eliza7ioana ปีที่แล้ว +17

      👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻

    • @Ninetieschannel
      @Ninetieschannel ปีที่แล้ว

      The way u pee has nothing to do with being manly or not. It makes you SMART

    • @Tendertroll1
      @Tendertroll1 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I will try that

    • @hazelsulmn123
      @hazelsulmn123 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I actually acquired a uti infection from This nigga pissing while standing. 😤😤😤

    • @TeresatheTruthSeeker
      @TeresatheTruthSeeker 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      You are more manly then you know and I applaud men like you for your mature outlook on the topic!!

  • @ImVincent
    @ImVincent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Oh, so this is why my grandpa pees in bottles.

    • @busterdafydd3096
      @busterdafydd3096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no he just can't get up and his stream is all over the place

    • @elferson
      @elferson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@busterdafydd3096 imagine not getting the joke

    • @su238als
      @su238als 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My grandma pees on buckets

    • @thesilentprofessional7158
      @thesilentprofessional7158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My grand pa is dead 😭

    • @pepsiman4282
      @pepsiman4282 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thesilentprofessional7158 awh

  • @Mhats
    @Mhats 5 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    plot twist: these were all women

    • @FM19MONTH
      @FM19MONTH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I am a woman and sitting here alone and burst out loud laughing -- great comment!

    • @jeremiahpinkston3419
      @jeremiahpinkston3419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I looked at you profile pic and thought there was a peice of hair on my screen

    • @syosspalm8505
      @syosspalm8505 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good one 🤣

    • @AG-no8qo
      @AG-no8qo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Plot twist: there are no effects and the man is in cernobyl

    • @Natalie-ej6wb
      @Natalie-ej6wb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jeremiahpinkston3419 SAME

  • @nowshipping
    @nowshipping 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I actually searched for this video to confirm if my technique was good. I am proud to say I am part of the 2% aiming for the front of the bowl. I had noticed how more expensive Japanese toilets have a different shape at the front and assumed that was to reduce splashing. Give me a cookie.

    • @stephilicious
      @stephilicious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ok you get a cookie

    • @nowshipping
      @nowshipping 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@stephilicious yummy. 🍪

    • @dma93-ch
      @dma93-ch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🍪🍪🍪

    • @margareth1504
      @margareth1504 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Heres a cookie. James with my favorite name.

    • @nowshipping
      @nowshipping 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dma93-ch thanks. 🍪

  • @irrwahn35
    @irrwahn35 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When my dad visited me at my house I had to tell him to not use the toilet standing. Only found out because he didn’t close the lid, just as he does in his own house. He agreed and halfheartedly apologised, trying to tell me that he thought it was hygienic.
    After two weeks I recognised my bathroom sink smelling funny when I rinsed my mouth after cleaning my teeth.
    I will not invite him again ever.
    Not sure why some people even make an effort to discuss this. If you have "friends" or family like that you surely don’t need any kind of enemies 😂
    Giving you all this piece of anecdata so the ladies can think about how much sense it makes to argue about that with a man.

  • @seanpeters3690
    @seanpeters3690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I'm a dude that always pees sitting down in a regular toilet, but I use a urinal when they are available.

    • @JamesSmith-je3we
      @JamesSmith-je3we ปีที่แล้ว

      I wouldn't admit to that.

    • @94champs
      @94champs ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@JamesSmith-je3we Why? Peeing standing up is disgusting an unsanitary. Did you watch the video? You think peeing standing up makes you more "manly" or something?

    • @AssyriacUnitarian
      @AssyriacUnitarian หลายเดือนก่อน

      Urinal is even worse it only let's out 80% of the pee and leads to higher chances of kidney stone

  • @mooyo8951
    @mooyo8951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Guess I'll just stop peeing then

    • @Tubeytime
      @Tubeytime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      much better than sitting down

    • @mooyo8951
      @mooyo8951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Tubeytime if a man sits down to pee they automatically grow a vagina

    • @faizdz5472
      @faizdz5472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@mooyo8951 tf?

    • @vasudev9332
      @vasudev9332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@mooyo8951 you can't be serious 😂😂😂

    • @lil_weasel219
      @lil_weasel219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      S I T

  • @TomatoWithARifle
    @TomatoWithARifle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    i cant ever let my gf see this video

    • @blucow6677
      @blucow6677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@nikkisovain9429 I would refuse to pee sitting down, unless its 3am and I'm half asleep lol

    • @PuerRidcully
      @PuerRidcully 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nikkisovain9429 Just tell him the optimal method. Why would he effeminate himself and make himself less attractive in your eyes by sitting down? Lose lose situation.

    • @nikkisovain9429
      @nikkisovain9429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@PuerRidcully Do you honestly believe I wanted him to have a seat like he has a vagina 😂 it was a joke. The way he responded tho was hilarious.

    • @PuerRidcully
      @PuerRidcully 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nikkisovain9429 In this day and age, you never know, lol.

    • @nikkisovain9429
      @nikkisovain9429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@PuerRidcully unfortunately that's true

  • @Lunamere
    @Lunamere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I feel horrible now. I'm practicing sitting down.

  • @jarb-ops
    @jarb-ops 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How much did you have to drink??

  • @Sean35267
    @Sean35267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    How tall is this guy?

    • @busterdafydd3096
      @busterdafydd3096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Important question, the drop height might affect the splash height, if you are over 6 foot you should be forced to sit by law.

    • @BlackHawkPSU
      @BlackHawkPSU 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LOL! That's what many are wondering!

    • @istriver.
      @istriver. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pine tree

    • @pepsiman4282
      @pepsiman4282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      imagine some dude that’s like 7 foot peeing standing up, at that point you have a homemade smoke bomb

    • @code5829
      @code5829 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow wow wow. Bigotry much. It’s 2021, women can have penises too.

  • @Louk_00
    @Louk_00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I don’t know what’s worse
    It was on my recommend
    Or that I clicked on it
    What has humanity come to

    • @Svelys
      @Svelys 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Danny its a Joke buddy

    • @fyohegh6018
      @fyohegh6018 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Danny also he's peeing from a mile away of course he'll splash this is some bull shit and you are a fucking moron for believing it

    • @busterdafydd3096
      @busterdafydd3096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nooo, humans have done far worse, there isn't anything sad about this, this is serious science

    • @mrneverdie8474
      @mrneverdie8474 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      28 percent of men jerk off while taking a standing shit.

  • @ThatOneScienceGuy
    @ThatOneScienceGuy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I'm 6'5" so yeah I concluded long ago it was unwise to piss standing up because I noticed the mist cloud it produced and I was like "nope."

    • @gabrielaw.7975
      @gabrielaw.7975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@codysimpson911 Always funny seeing guys with such a fragile masculinity that if they ever pee sitting down they immediately become gay

    • @codysimpson911
      @codysimpson911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@gabrielaw.7975 yep imagine going to prison straight and leaving gay. It's good to stay away from certain places and or ideas.

    • @casrifay
      @casrifay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Gabriela W. True, if one thinks you turn up gay just because you sit to pee, it just shows how unsure they are about their own sexuality

    • @casrifay
      @casrifay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Cody Simpson poor excuse. If you think your sexuality might change just because of certain ideas or places it just shows you might not be so confident about yours

    • @ThatOneScienceGuy
      @ThatOneScienceGuy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Gabriela W. Cody is just jealous of my height.

  • @dannewman6789
    @dannewman6789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Awesome video. If someone else cleans your toilet why bother, you say? Because the magazine you set on the floor and the spare toilet paper and the paper holder gets hosed and the walls get stained and stink. I try to reduce the splash back in my toilet because I clean the the toilet and the surrounding area. Sometime you don't notice how much pee gets everywhere and sometimes will start to smell. The new palm sized pee pads with short rubber stubs work great in urinals.

  • @raandyythedog5112
    @raandyythedog5112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I’ve never been more grateful to be a woman

    • @With_Coach_Jay
      @With_Coach_Jay ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, because a direct hit is so much better than an indirect hit

    • @cockaroach1458
      @cockaroach1458 ปีที่แล้ว

      Woman’s bathrooms are even worse lady. You have the same as men but even more such as bloody tampons.

  • @Suprnova84
    @Suprnova84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I started sitting because my two young cats would jump onto the toilet bowl while im midstream! Evertime I go pee they have to follow and get into the action.. I could just close the door but they beat it down... lol 🐈🚽

    • @michaelmckenna9022
      @michaelmckenna9022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That would be one pissed off cat!

    • @Suprnova84
      @Suprnova84 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @OCC Plumbing & Restorations obviously 😉

    • @code5829
      @code5829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol my cat did that once and only once

    • @windshearahead7012
      @windshearahead7012 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@code5829 why once? You killed it?

  • @TheBigBadGRIM
    @TheBigBadGRIM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I see what the problem is. The guy is clearly peeing from the doorway. Also, even an idiot can see the splashing when you shoot directly into the water. Make it slide from the side of the bowl as best you can, not perpendicular shooting. Duh..

    • @BearBoyBebenth
      @BearBoyBebenth 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I do that instead of shoting it on the water

    • @code5829
      @code5829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Exactly. Terrible aiming.

    • @Eimadanature
      @Eimadanature 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@slrtgaln4065 bro that comment was 2 years ago lmfaooooooo

  • @badenoir310
    @badenoir310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    took me far too long to realise someone wasn't actually making repeated UV wee's.

  • @wheelzwheela
    @wheelzwheela 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    100% of viewers just watched this guy take a wizz.

  • @firefly44220
    @firefly44220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I sit at home and stand everywhere else. My wife cleans the toilets and I’ve cleaned toilets before so I know how it is and pissing all over the place is disrespectful to her. I hate going into a public stall and there’s piss all over everything.

    • @dshe8637
      @dshe8637 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is there a reason why only your wife cleans the toilets? Odd.

  • @friartalk6060
    @friartalk6060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    And thus my territory is established.

    • @busterdafydd3096
      @busterdafydd3096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      see dogs knew this that's why they pee, they know licking or anything else won't cover enough ground quick enough so they just pee

  • @livelarge333
    @livelarge333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Heres what we learned:... There is piss everywhere!

    • @pepsiman4282
      @pepsiman4282 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine a dude making a mistake while peeing, turn on the black light and see the mess

  • @hotmandead1
    @hotmandead1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I give it a standing ovation

  • @gazclarke3618
    @gazclarke3618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I aim for the side of the bowl, I guess I'm unusual? Just seems like it reduces splash back the most to me.

  • @aanandmangal5263
    @aanandmangal5263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    What a research you did man. Hats off to you

  • @trirycheman
    @trirycheman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    My big takeaway from this video? Pee is UV reactive!! I'm now totally rethinking my entire bathroom lighting scheme!

    • @pepo_pipi
      @pepo_pipi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck why I didn't think about it? Lol it had two benefits first it's cool to see lightning pee in night also it's very useful to see if any pee exist before sitting

    • @inkwell9651
      @inkwell9651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's not pee. 35 seconds in they say a fluorescent fluid was used instead of urine .

    • @noneofyourbeeswax01
      @noneofyourbeeswax01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@inkwell9651 Doubtless for hygiene reasons - nevertheless, urine _does_ fluoresce under UV light and can be detected in this manner. If you suspect you have mice UV light can detect the urine trails they leave along their pathways and can help find nesting areas. UV light can also show if your hotle/motel room is as clean as it ought to be. Though perhapsyou wouldn't want to look too closely at some of the budget end places, sometime what you discover with black light can be quite off-putting

  • @kidjondeii
    @kidjondeii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I literally almost fell asleep with that music playing lol. I literally dropped my phone and everything.

  • @marcusbighouse
    @marcusbighouse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Butters was right: REVERSE COWGIRL!

  • @changeamlas7674
    @changeamlas7674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This is why I pee while sitting, peeing while standing seems unhygienic and messy.

    • @code5829
      @code5829 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then you don’t get it all out🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

  • @Blaqk_8298
    @Blaqk_8298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What's the solution?

  • @vikaodd
    @vikaodd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Why is nobody talking about how this guy just completely peed outside of the toilet 3:10

    • @KRAKUMAL
      @KRAKUMAL 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Umaru~~~~~~~~~~~n

  • @Amazonuser1717
    @Amazonuser1717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Let’s just respect this man and how much he peed for this video

  • @MainDeJustice
    @MainDeJustice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I was tired of cleaning my toilet floor of those splashes, looks like I found the solution.

  • @Monkey832
    @Monkey832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I aim directly in the water for this reason, at urinals especially. If I don’t, I can see and feel it splatter all over.

  • @winstizzle
    @winstizzle 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    What about peeing with the seat down? Wouldn't it block the splashes from going up the sides?

  • @aKidNamedBrady
    @aKidNamedBrady 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is so random but oddly interesting

  • @catsareyes6446
    @catsareyes6446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thanks. I too like to see pee glow... Why is this in my recommended!?

    • @OpticBeatz
      @OpticBeatz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Danny are you asking why people click on videos?

  • @cybershark3095
    @cybershark3095 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    3.6% splash out. Not great, not terrible.

    • @info_fox
      @info_fox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This man is delusional, send him to the infirmary!

    • @Demache92
      @Demache92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You DIDN'T see the piss on the floor because its NOT THERE!

    • @dubblekil
      @dubblekil 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      uhhh 3.6% those are rookie numbers gotta bumb those up! i wanna see something around 25% by the end of summer champ. we believe in you.

    • @jamaicannavalspurge
      @jamaicannavalspurge 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Demache92 Lol

    • @mrneverdie8474
      @mrneverdie8474 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      OH my god how are they they even getting these numbers HAHAHAHAAAAA

  • @vadimazarov6604
    @vadimazarov6604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Very helpful! thanks for all the tests!

  • @AlKaseltzer87
    @AlKaseltzer87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    So... What about the splashback when I piss on the floor? I'm extremely worried about getting covered in piss now.

  • @KristineBette
    @KristineBette 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Well, that was enlightening.

  • @cornjobb
    @cornjobb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    somebody had a LOT of long island iced teas, didn't they?

  • @ryanzacsanders
    @ryanzacsanders 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    did you take different heights in consideration?

  • @carlc4098
    @carlc4098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Do a test when string down. Does it still splatter?

  • @keeahhuntington
    @keeahhuntington 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    God's work here guys

  • @The_D0C70R
    @The_D0C70R 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Only 69% of men stand while peeing? That's pretty shocking

    • @vidyutdevam9204
      @vidyutdevam9204 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am also shocked to see that 31 percentage of men don’t stand while peeing. How else do they pee??

    • @Markshroom24
      @Markshroom24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@vidyutdevam9204 they sit down

    • @yahya-s-ahmed
      @yahya-s-ahmed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I sit down always..it's a childhood habit

    • @Iguana93
      @Iguana93 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@vidyutdevam9204 What do you do when you poop? It's called sitting. Or do you first pee standing and then sit down to poop? It isn't rocket science. :D

  • @brokein2
    @brokein2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    What toilet has that little water?

    • @NicosLeben
      @NicosLeben 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's normal here in Europe.

    • @Chopper8472
      @Chopper8472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NicosLeben Not in the UK

    • @jaboys6215
      @jaboys6215 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      less water means more splash back

    • @jamaicannavalspurge
      @jamaicannavalspurge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      European toilets

  • @rtel123
    @rtel123 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    All my life I wondered why tiny urinals are not part of the plumbing supply, either as part of the toilet with a bypass drain and mini flush, or on the vanity beside the sink, with a mini flush. Toilets for peeing waste water, and splash back!

  • @vurtni
    @vurtni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Best to drop tissue in bowl before going and aim for that, try it. You’re welcome 👍🏼

  • @True_Camo
    @True_Camo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    why are you standing a yard from the toilet to test this, you’ve gotta be closer to the bowl for this to actually be accurate

    • @bwghall1
      @bwghall1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I stand over the bowl. thus peeing down into the said bowl.

  • @Zorroxyz123
    @Zorroxyz123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    And when the urine hit the lateral wall of the WC, it seems to have much less splashback.

  • @sleepyserperior8639
    @sleepyserperior8639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    SOMEONES WEE’D ALL OVER THE TOILET SEAT AGAIN!!! -Mum from the other room

  • @leon761
    @leon761 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What ist with the Urin distribution while flushing ?

  • @rachealpar
    @rachealpar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why did I even search this?

  • @theovidchannel3874
    @theovidchannel3874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I see you guys used a different angle. You guys are simulating urinating at a low water level. The urine is hitting a hard surface which causes splash back. My toilet and really almost any toilet i go in is half full. Im sure you'll yield different results if you widen how you test

    • @forgedabouted
      @forgedabouted 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's because this is a subtle attack on men.. it's a load if malarkey.

  • @SLACKLINEDUDE
    @SLACKLINEDUDE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    omfg when the damming music came on about guys who pee on the outer middle wall

  • @AISciFiStories
    @AISciFiStories 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love the music. Why no reference to the songs?

  • @Scorponox93
    @Scorponox93 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    ok but why is the toilet almost completely empty of water?

  • @QuantPhilosopher89
    @QuantPhilosopher89 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why are they testing this standing like 20 inches behind the toilet?

  • @jessestout9576
    @jessestout9576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I live in the country. I usually just piss off my deck. nothing like pissing in the morning with the birds chirping , a cool breezed down your neck and breathing fresh air.

  • @dumjakesy4718
    @dumjakesy4718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    for those who always have a morning wood and difficult to aim or " two-way fountain" 😂 like me, just buy and install a wall-mounted male urinal 😂😂😂 to prevent this kind of splashy problem.

  • @E2MALOO
    @E2MALOO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I gotta say he pretty good at aiming

  • @HederaYoshi
    @HederaYoshi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where is the test for the toilet seat?

  • @omumaro
    @omumaro 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    U did not test it on the side wall of the toilet...

  • @RainAngel111
    @RainAngel111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Reading from the article, this isn't actual urine, they used "a mechanical urethra" which leaves me wondering why they didn't include it in the video

  • @michaelj6521
    @michaelj6521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Looked like they were starting from four feet up. Test is accurate if the men are all 8 feet tall.

  • @randomdude4360
    @randomdude4360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Never have I ever peed while standing in this type of toilet the only time I did it is when im forced by which I mean urinals. And even then I dislike using public bathrooms, so very little in my entire life. Most of the times if there are toilets next to the urinals I use those instead. But still public toilets are disgusting another reason why I avoid them.

  • @joadventurestv
    @joadventurestv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Year 2000: We will have flying cars in the future.
    Year 2019: UV light shows the unseen splashes created by standing urination.

  • @Thatdude_Nik
    @Thatdude_Nik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That's enough internet for one day

  • @HomnixHD
    @HomnixHD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This why i keep a bottle near my bed plus if you wake up in the middle of the nighy you have a drink already

  • @marvinraysuarez2453
    @marvinraysuarez2453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    If we put UV lights on our bathrooms, I bet most of us will start making pee figures everywhere!

  • @SirSpaceboots
    @SirSpaceboots 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    k but its just pee im not eating off the toilet floor

  • @Eyeballpaul84
    @Eyeballpaul84 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Whats the answer?

  • @iijj
    @iijj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Well, that was epic

  • @jennaalbright6709
    @jennaalbright6709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Thank you so much my bf our right refused to believe me, this is the only thing that could end the argument!❤️

    • @sagurdofastora3245
      @sagurdofastora3245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I Hope you didn't make him sit...
      If you did, send him condolences from a random Man from the internet

    • @AylaMarianna
      @AylaMarianna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sagurdofastora3245 Either sit the fuck down like a sensible, responsible, mature adult-or clean the toilet & surrounding areas properly & regularly like a sensible, responsible, mature adult.