70th Emmy Awards: Opening Monologue

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  • Watch the opening monologue for the 2018 Primetime Emmys, hosted by Michael Che and Colin Jost!
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  • @Spunky786
    @Spunky786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5030

    It feels like they were forced to hold back a lot on that monologue, I've seen them go way darker plenty of times on SNL.

    • @workingonmyself
      @workingonmyself 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yup

    • @gershonrozenberg5321
      @gershonrozenberg5321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@workingonmyself Why is there only one reply on a 1.4K liked comment.

    • @lancinekeita4823
      @lancinekeita4823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@gershonrozenberg5321 this is a valid question I'm sure we'll never get the answer to

    • @annapaytonparker9218
      @annapaytonparker9218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It’s because snl is basically known for crude comedy anyone that tunes in is almost “looking” for it and this is an awards show that is relatively(!) clean and formal

    • @Spunky786
      @Spunky786 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@VideoNozoki Why would do that, I'm not a TH-camr and I don't get anything from it. If you hadn't replied then I wouldn't have even known about it lol.

  • @jenniemeal
    @jenniemeal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1670

    this audience was DRY

    • @clintw4224
      @clintw4224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      They always are during award shows

    • @bfg3890
      @bfg3890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yes, dry as toast, dry as white toast.

    • @inroom108
      @inroom108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was cracking up, like come on audience!

    • @em.5941
      @em.5941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They’re white they were probably trying to not act uncomfortable

    • @blackmantis3130
      @blackmantis3130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The jokes were

  • @eleftheriak.8889
    @eleftheriak.8889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2172

    "Blackish is also how I've been asked to behave tonight " 😂🤣 I died

    • @cherryred2247
      @cherryred2247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Can't stop laughing when he said that 😂

    • @needlesinmyeyes7272
      @needlesinmyeyes7272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah he meant behave like a troubled youth in section 8 with no dad

    • @JTG313
      @JTG313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@needlesinmyeyes7272 I see you have zero black friends

    • @LeslieJayBoschPhoto
      @LeslieJayBoschPhoto ปีที่แล้ว

      then who typed this ?

  • @josephdoherty5403
    @josephdoherty5403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3418

    In all seriousness, was this "controversial"? I thought Che and Jost killed it. It was essentially a Weekend Update set.

    • @AmericanPharaoh10
      @AmericanPharaoh10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +299

      It was tamer than a Weekend Update set. If it was weekend update they would've been calling people out by name

    • @robertmoffit4898
      @robertmoffit4898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Exactly

    • @healsyeah
      @healsyeah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      this was controversial? was it a slow news week?

    • @laurahall5218
      @laurahall5218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Weekend update with cuter outfits.

    • @rattrap316
      @rattrap316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      This was controversial? Wow...
      The punchlines were more like a flick of the fingers....
      I bet both of them were thinking we could do better...

  • @eden3116
    @eden3116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4130

    Stephen Colbert used emmys as a platform to talk politics and everyone loves it, but Michael and Colin uses it to talk racism and suddenly everyone just wants the show to be about tv? Ok.

    • @ttamcc.4674
      @ttamcc.4674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ulana well when you see stupid crap being said about Jesus in a disrespectful way even I will turn against it

    • @kevinwolf2725
      @kevinwolf2725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@ttamcc.4674 no way Jesus didn't fuck that prostitute he was always chillin' with

    • @miguelluna8829
      @miguelluna8829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Both suck balls

    • @JC-ch8lc
      @JC-ch8lc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      TTAMC C. You think they were disrespecting Jesus in that joke? Are you stupid?

    • @sovietmuffin501
      @sovietmuffin501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TTAMC C. Ah yes, even you says the man with an American flag as they’re banner. It’s not even you, it’s just people like you

  • @jasonolson8543
    @jasonolson8543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    I thought I was watching a Saturday Night skit making fun of the Emmys. Turns out it was the Actual Emmys.

    • @extraelephant3129
      @extraelephant3129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @clifftonanderson4984
      @clifftonanderson4984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @LordIstar
      @LordIstar 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s good to put down the crack pipe every once in a while. Let the few neurons you have left a chance to rest a little.

    • @oobrocks
      @oobrocks 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      U prove "dying is easy but comedy is hard"

    • @jasonolson8543
      @jasonolson8543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LordIstar Sounds like you speaking from experience. I'll take your word for it. Good luck with your addiction.

  • @tenzero5274
    @tenzero5274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    it literally wasn’t that bad people are too salty

    • @gillbray2889
      @gillbray2889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      "wasn't that bad?!" it was amazing.

    • @rattrap316
      @rattrap316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I would say it is bad. Badly written.
      The gentlemen have told better jokes than these.
      I like the Filipino nurse one... But the others could probably been better....

  • @audreyhiller9445
    @audreyhiller9445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1371

    LOOK AT HOW TINY COLIN LOOKS The size difference isnt as apparent when they're behind the desk

    • @chelseab115
      @chelseab115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      He's not that much shorter than Michael?? 1-2 inches maybe??

    • @audreyhiller9445
      @audreyhiller9445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@chelseab115 yeah but they look the same height/build on snl

    • @Alphabunsquad
      @Alphabunsquad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Audrey Hiller and Collin just looks larger in general. He looks like a skinny guy here

    • @laestrella9727
      @laestrella9727 ปีที่แล้ว

      2 inches?? Think they're both tall.

  • @marielleaballe9228
    @marielleaballe9228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1479

    That Filipino nurse joke was so accurate😂

    • @kpencil859
      @kpencil859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Makes you wonder right?
      Im looking at you Gray's Anatomy!

    • @domingoangelolopez1166
      @domingoangelolopez1166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and this was before the Wuhan Virus!

    • @markmh835
      @markmh835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@domingoangelolopez1166 -- No such thing. I'm guessing you mean COVID-19.

    • @BoobooOreo
      @BoobooOreo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂 couldn't agree more!!

    • @BoobooOreo
      @BoobooOreo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @No middle Ground 🙃 To Marielle's comment

  • @abrahamrivera6298
    @abrahamrivera6298 5 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    At least they’re self aware that nobody watches the Emmy’s or really any other award shows anymore

  • @edunbothered3328
    @edunbothered3328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    y'all are so soft this monologue was really damn good

  • @mayanotmya_5818
    @mayanotmya_5818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    “It’s Roots for white women” 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @avneet9614
    @avneet9614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    Why are there so many dislikes. I thought they were absolutely hilarious.

    • @Emy53
      @Emy53 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      You have to be an SNL fan to understand their jokes.

    • @howdier0362
      @howdier0362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Emy53 huh? at what point do they reference SNL?

    • @unusuario5173
      @unusuario5173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Emy53 what does that mean? A joke is a joke.

    • @freedom584
      @freedom584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love the duo! It's what you call smart comedy.

    • @Jayzone702
      @Jayzone702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      People will get offended by literally anything

  • @wenozurc2433
    @wenozurc2433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    6:15 Salute to Filipino nurse frontliners

    • @gwapakaayobabe
      @gwapakaayobabe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I agree! Salute as they are all over the world - the latest to thank them is Iceland.

    • @dreamingofclare
      @dreamingofclare 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Could you explain what that meant?

    • @vovozacodmobile3659
      @vovozacodmobile3659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dreamingofclare a significant No. Of nurses in the US main Cities and in UK are from The Philippines or Philippine Descend.....

    • @noahacha459
      @noahacha459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Michael Che is spot on with the Filipino Nurse hehe

    • @domingoangelolopez1166
      @domingoangelolopez1166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dreamingofclare I'm an ER fan, and in all their seasons, NOT once did they have a Filipino nurse in the cast, not even an extra! The show is based in Chicago where Filipino nurses abound. Minus points for authenticity

  • @birdiespeaks8538
    @birdiespeaks8538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    You can hear Anthony Anderson’s laugh during “its what black people call history” 😂 I thought this monologue was great 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @Extreemebean
    @Extreemebean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    They both look like right before they went on someone said “hey don’t think about your hands”

    • @kiritokun2365
      @kiritokun2365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oh yeah I noticed that too, maybe it's because they're used to doing the weekend update while sitting at a desk?

  • @jakeMontejo3272
    @jakeMontejo3272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    The Filipino nurse joke was hysterical. And soo true. Wtf Hollywood!

  • @RapidObsessor
    @RapidObsessor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2195

    shout out to all the white people in the comments that are suddenly realizing what jokes at your expense feel like and thinking that's the peak impact of racism.

    • @sergeantshootnscoot2758
      @sergeantshootnscoot2758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Catnip - I feel like in the right context, theres a difference between dark humor and racism. But thats just my views

    • @sergeantshootnscoot2758
      @sergeantshootnscoot2758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Catnip - plus, those jokes are pretty much reserved for Che to use anyways

    • @jakewaddell2067
      @jakewaddell2067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      as a white person, i think they are funny af

    • @hollywoodshopaholic
      @hollywoodshopaholic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LOVE this comment!

    • @irishgirl1915
      @irishgirl1915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Racist

  • @charlesnorman1671
    @charlesnorman1671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    I think they did an excellent job and I hope they do more award shows

    • @dianapevtsov
      @dianapevtsov 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Totally. They write and tell jokes for a living. Let the skill set match the task.

  • @clixbrigidxterx
    @clixbrigidxterx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Hooray to all hardworking Filipino nurses by the way.

  • @nikkos34
    @nikkos34 5 ปีที่แล้ว +875

    Ok so they did a weekend update on a monday night....

    • @INB4Gaming
      @INB4Gaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I mean, yea... They're Jost and Che. What did you expect? That's their whole gimmick rn. Of course, they're gonna do their stand-up like from the show. They're on NBC. Surprise, Surprise. :/

    • @OMGWTFLOLSMH
      @OMGWTFLOLSMH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Except weekend update usually has a few laughs.

    • @pattyayers
      @pattyayers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nikkos34 But that was hardly like Weekend Update at all.

    • @pattyayers
      @pattyayers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OMGWTFLOL I
      They seemed pretty nervous. This was a big deal for them.

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Which is exactly what I wanted to see. Can't get enough of those two.

  • @under3089
    @under3089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Why so many dislikes it wasn’t even unfunny?? Oh wait... I forgot racist white people existed for a second my bad

    • @tejasvatisingh4603
      @tejasvatisingh4603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wish I could like this comment more than once. I really enjoyed their opening monologue!!

  • @MarieDipiero
    @MarieDipiero 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Chrissy Teigen desperately trying not to create another meme. Also this monologue was so funny. Should have received way more laughs. 😂😂😂

  • @robertfarr9186
    @robertfarr9186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Black guy walking in then right out of cheers would have been an interesting running gag on the show

  • @slimandces3083
    @slimandces3083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    It was hilarious. I'm a weekend update fan.

  • @domingoangelolopez1166
    @domingoangelolopez1166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    At 6:18, they finally said what I've complained about E.R. decades ago - NO FILIPINO NURSES IN THAT SHOW, EVER! And I was a huge E.R. fan from the start, and I waited for that shot of authenticity. Now I'm a bigger fan oh Colin and Michael. You guys are awesome.

    • @edrianbobbycalabio1
      @edrianbobbycalabio1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Right! That is a slap to the producers. They’re so oblivious to realize that US healthcare heavily relies on Filipinx nurses.

  • @PabloEskobar_Official
    @PabloEskobar_Official 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Truly the golden boys of comedy

  • @user-ce5cd1kw1y
    @user-ce5cd1kw1y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    when it cut from Che and Jost to Aidy Bryant it rly warmed my heart idk why

  • @defiantj975
    @defiantj975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    The emmys were this week? Oh well, who cares.

    • @xmikex902x
      @xmikex902x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You mean you don’t care to watch a bunch of extremely wealthy celebrities patting themselves on the back while grandstanding? Whodathunkit.

    • @janksamillion
      @janksamillion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rick and Morty is the only newsworthy part of this year imo

    • @whatson389
      @whatson389 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, it was extremely boring.

    • @AnotherInternetBlip
      @AnotherInternetBlip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Enough to comment on it, apparently.

  • @miscellaneousstuff8362
    @miscellaneousstuff8362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    monologue a long speech by one actor in a play or film, a conversation between two or more people is dialogue

    • @Phantom-ts7pr
      @Phantom-ts7pr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Miscellaneous Stuff monologues is speech perf. by one person

    • @chernobyldocumentaries5257
      @chernobyldocumentaries5257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ruben Garcia it was ok’ no different from other Emmies

    • @monkeypimp614
      @monkeypimp614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I see you everywhere.

    • @dreaded_joe8263
      @dreaded_joe8263 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      But you see if they had only a white person up there giving the monologue, they would be called racist. So they had to balance it out

  • @abdulbasit9435
    @abdulbasit9435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    I loved this monologue. Jost and Che are amazing

  • @claire-st1yt
    @claire-st1yt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    this is so weird seeing them stand awkwardly with their hands ahahah i love them

  • @christianhuezo
    @christianhuezo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1413

    Lmao I didn’t even know the Emmys happened. Hollywood is so irrelevant

    • @blt4life112
      @blt4life112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Hollywood is so irrelevant that everyone can't stop talking about them today. 🍿

    • @EatThaCookies
      @EatThaCookies 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr

    • @EatThaCookies
      @EatThaCookies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@blt4life112 who's talking about hollywood?

    • @LaFabrizia1983
      @LaFabrizia1983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      This is why you are here and this video is #4 trending

    • @Sonofdathomir1948
      @Sonofdathomir1948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Bri Brizia TH-cam hand picks the trending videos😂😂😂😂you actually think people wanted to see this haha

  • @MagicalBacon
    @MagicalBacon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    Wait, what part was I supposed to laugh at?

    • @rn6710
      @rn6710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was awful

    • @zare7030
      @zare7030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      here's a message to you Nin
      th-cam.com/video/ByC8sRdL-Ro/w-d-xo.html

    • @dreepy6906
      @dreepy6906 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Entrusting I'vе spent *4 days, 4 hOurs 𝛂nd 37 m𝔦nutes* On TH-cam s𝒊nc𝗲 24.4.2018! Ch𝗲ck y𝞸ur st𝖺ts: cawf.viewr.stream

    • @rachelflora1277
      @rachelflora1277 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel like you're holding back.

    • @trstnbtch
      @trstnbtch 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha your question to this is much funnier 😃

  • @marcellag.1981
    @marcellag.1981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    the Atlanta jokes were PERFECT and Brian Tyree Henry reactions were amazing

  • @alsmyth5251
    @alsmyth5251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Lol Chrissy Teigen ducking in her seat at 5:00 😂😂

  • @jebby16
    @jebby16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    I missed the Emmy's last night...
    I'm totally ok with that. 😁

    • @arain764niara
      @arain764niara 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Huh i thought it was last week

    • @jebby16
      @jebby16 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      arain764niara You're probably right.🤔

  • @T2a585
    @T2a585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    who tf are these guys

    • @VMohdude-
      @VMohdude- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SNL hosts

    • @rn6710
      @rn6710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Unfunny men

    • @SugarBunsHuns
      @SugarBunsHuns 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Comedians"

    • @KiwiHavok777
      @KiwiHavok777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hollywood puppets

    • @ImprovSpeech
      @ImprovSpeech 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Tom l I'v𝗲 spent *3 d𝛂ys, 9 hоurs and 47 m1nut𝐞s* оn YOuTube s𝒊nc𝗲 28.6.2018! Ch𝗲ck your stаts: fkpo.viewr.stream

  • @berrydoodles
    @berrydoodles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I love how they showed Milo from this is us and then Alexis from handmaids tale. (Rory + Jess = forever ❤️)

  • @lindseysquire8417
    @lindseysquire8417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I would die for those two. This was so good.

  • @Justin_Joy
    @Justin_Joy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    This does not deserve to be on trending.

    • @Marco_Fabian37
      @Marco_Fabian37 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Then stop comment you idiot! Hahaha

    • @motorhead4870
      @motorhead4870 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Trending isn’t really trending, it’s just a handpicked list of libtard crap 💩

    • @Marco_Fabian37
      @Marco_Fabian37 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Motörhead until it’s Cuntservicrap then it’s all of a sudden it’s “TH-cam is finally trending what I like so I agree they’re credible again” get the fuck outta here!

    • @Venombot21
      @Venombot21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      youtube never puts conservative stuff on trending, and even if they did i still wouldn't give a shit, youtube is still run by liberals that oppose freedom of speech

    • @Marco_Fabian37
      @Marco_Fabian37 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Venombot The Amazing Degenerate Haha that’s not what y’all were saying when Fox News and Alex Jones were trending a few weeks back! And you can stop stereotyping people with “liberal” because it’s not an insult to like freedom. This is America not Iran. I bet that’s what you do with certain people and their race, make blanket statements and stereotypes about them but please! Keep telling us how y’all ain’t racist lol

  • @Desbienvenido
    @Desbienvenido 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    You know, this wasn’t bad at all. I did think it was bad when it first came out, but I think we all had high expectations for these two awesome comedians.

  • @sumared
    @sumared 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Colin and Michael are comedy geniuses 😂👏🏽

  • @nilogeronimo2338
    @nilogeronimo2338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    It comes as no surprise, The Philippines is the largest exporter of nurses in the world - out of the 11.8 million Overseas Filipino Workers (OFWs), more than 25% commit their lives to caring for others. Filipino nurses became popular because of the way they work.... They not only are good at work but also are passionate, charismatic and caring above all.

  • @bangwi
    @bangwi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    its true about the lack of filipinos in medical dramas. In major cities 50% of employees at a hospital are filipinos but shows rarely have a character. I looked up a cast of a medical show when it first aired and there was one filipina actor. When I check who she was playing it was a Korean doctor.

  • @chedrickg
    @chedrickg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    that was painful to watch.

    • @jmg9171
      @jmg9171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Chedrick Griffin, The Jesus/white republican joke was just offensive and unnecessary

    • @barbarapaton4005
      @barbarapaton4005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree!!!!

    • @CraftedKingdom
      @CraftedKingdom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      REAL NEWS thank you. That joke wasn’t funny.

    • @leecrumpler77
      @leecrumpler77 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      REAL NEWS are you a Christian republican?

  • @victorespino5650
    @victorespino5650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The best joke was the one about them having hundreds of viewers at home.

  • @carlamaesalangsang7462
    @carlamaesalangsang7462 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    15 seasons of ER without a Filipino 👩‍⚕️ nurse ...

    • @saja2981
      @saja2981 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol 😂

  • @natanyageorge1461
    @natanyageorge1461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Loved their monologue, was laughing throughout it.

  • @Kyotosomo
    @Kyotosomo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    I'm so glad nobody watches the Emmys anymore :D

    • @alexclayman7578
      @alexclayman7578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i do

    • @thallakai
      @thallakai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Alex Clayman well aren't you just special?

    • @KiwiHavok777
      @KiwiHavok777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same even they admit it

    • @alexclayman7578
      @alexclayman7578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not reallly since millions still watch it.

    • @thallakai
      @thallakai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alexclayman7578 shows that weren't even nominated get more viewers in the 60 minutes than the Emmys did in 3 hours.

  • @catherinequihuiz9691
    @catherinequihuiz9691 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    These two guys are so much fun together, I absolutely love them.

  • @David-bc4hh
    @David-bc4hh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    TH-cam trending should be called TH-cam "selects"

    • @don3465
      @don3465 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No! It's the algorithm! Derp

    • @don3465
      @don3465 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ultimate musical what?

    • @kingyeayea397
      @kingyeayea397 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      David Alcaraz OR "TYRAANT TUBES FORCED PROGRAMMING"

    • @RedTopProductions
      @RedTopProductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TH-cam 'Staff Picks' I call it... you know, like the Staff Picks section at the video rental stores? (Sorry young millennials, video rental stores are a fun lost vestige you'll probably never experience)

    • @acex222
      @acex222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean, you clicked the video... There's a reason it's trending

  • @moonlapse_vertigo
    @moonlapse_vertigo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "Who haven't been caught yet"
    Your days are numbered, Hollywood.

  • @someonenew3547
    @someonenew3547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    #Walkaway

  • @mayanotmya_5818
    @mayanotmya_5818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I know y’all saw Chrissy at 4:59 😂

  • @kuyaw27
    @kuyaw27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Very accurate about Filipino nurses 😂😆🤣

  • @maximumoccupancy
    @maximumoccupancy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1113

    It's not that this was a bad monologue... It's just that they played it like it was weekend update on SNL rather than a more ceremonious occasion.

    • @octo.lina69
      @octo.lina69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      True

    • @maximumoccupancy
      @maximumoccupancy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      John Laodicean
      No, the jokes were funny, but they certainly hit all of the wrong notes for this crowd and event.

    • @maximumoccupancy
      @maximumoccupancy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      John Laodicean
      Would you tell the funniest joke you know at a funeral? Probably not. The joke is still funny, it just might not be the proper place for others to be hearing the joke.

    • @MyOldNameWasTaken
      @MyOldNameWasTaken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      At this point I think snl is more prestigious than the fucking lame ass emmys

    • @drunkdrywaller5441
      @drunkdrywaller5441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The Fidget Spinner Movie You're kidding, right? Americans are tired of hearing about politics. Especially when it's coming from Hollywood shills who are awarding other Hollywood shills.

  • @matthewshortle5274
    @matthewshortle5274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    That monologue is as funny as Amy Schumer's comedy.

    • @trueboss9265
      @trueboss9265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Matthew Shortle , who's Amy schumer?

    • @dam4070
      @dam4070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@trueboss9265 You're better off not knowing.

    • @Kyotosomo
      @Kyotosomo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      MAH VAGINER

    • @shamsunder9597
      @shamsunder9597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks fam. 😂didn't watch

    • @MrHammerman97
      @MrHammerman97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your comment was better that both of those.

  • @alisamariaangelsanddemons4309
    @alisamariaangelsanddemons4309 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I don’t like how Che was extremely made to hold back… he’s mad funny as himself but they really changed how funny this could have been if he got to write his own monologue smh

  • @kanikagaral7637
    @kanikagaral7637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    They were funny and can do more damage they held back a lot anyone seen their weekend update segment on snl knows this.

  • @corywesley2670
    @corywesley2670 5 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    Why did the Emmys stop hiring comedians to do the monologues. Hopefully next year.

    • @rn6710
      @rn6710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed

    • @faded2145
      @faded2145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cory Wesley these guys work for snl so I guess they consider them “comedians”. I agree though, they should get real comedians on instead of this garbage

    • @jamerhead5658
      @jamerhead5658 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Cory Wesley I'v𝗲 spent *7 days, 15 hours and 38 m𝒊nutеs* 𝞸n YᴏuTub𝐞 s𝒊nce 17.6.2018! Ch𝐞ck your st𝖺ts: qvym.viewr.stream

    • @dereklogan100
      @dereklogan100 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think these guys are supposed to be comedians.

    • @ariel8535
      @ariel8535 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Cory Wesley I'vе spеnt *4 d𝛂ys, 8 hOurs 𝛂nd 54 m𝔦nut𝗲s* on Y0uTub𝗲 s𝗶nc𝗲 15.5.2018! Ch𝗲ck yOur stаts: olpwmqt.viewr.stream

  • @Xtheearthchildx
    @Xtheearthchildx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +778

    Diversity/trump. Literally that’s all Hollywood seems to find funny anymore

    • @IloveJesus-cf9sm
      @IloveJesus-cf9sm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Amen sister, preach!

    • @PresidentJamesDean
      @PresidentJamesDean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      They're sorest losers I've ever seen

    • @BigBadJerryRogers
      @BigBadJerryRogers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Keep watching!

    • @jrkularatne2900
      @jrkularatne2900 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea

    • @ezrafickov629
      @ezrafickov629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @JCRivera98 you're a funny bitch. Tho it doesn't seem to be intentional. Which is all the more funny. Bitch.

  • @melaton1n933
    @melaton1n933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Michael and Colin are so talented it pains me to watch this...

  • @kaylablanton8519
    @kaylablanton8519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love these 2 together!

    • @JusNoBS420
      @JusNoBS420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Weekend Update on SNL is usually the best part of the show

    • @kaylablanton8519
      @kaylablanton8519 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JusNoBS420 Yes agreed! I don't always remember to watch the entire show live when it aires but I always watch Weekend Update on youtube.

    • @boredman23
      @boredman23 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey do you know the name of the actress in 2: 02?

  • @nyhuynh2368
    @nyhuynh2368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    ....... how is it trending at #3??? It literally has less than a million views.

  • @mahnoors6246
    @mahnoors6246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    They were so good. I loved it. Their chemistry always shines through

  • @freedom584
    @freedom584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love the opening-- subtle, sophisticated, funny!

  • @lorijohnson8425
    @lorijohnson8425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    That Atlanta joke had me rolling 😂😂

  • @andrewl.9736
    @andrewl.9736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    Those diversity jokes were about as exciting as my mom's 2002 Honda Oddessey.

    • @rn6710
      @rn6710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Terrible

    • @LowlightTonight
      @LowlightTonight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      This one cut deep because I drive a 2002 Honda Oddessey

    • @MatthewDzubak
      @MatthewDzubak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      its ok cause i have a 2000 honda oddessey

    • @oliviamarie9882
      @oliviamarie9882 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂

    • @bfg3890
      @bfg3890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Whereas your joke is the Rolls Royce of jokes.

  • @MessiahGray
    @MessiahGray 5 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    I'm not even White and I know this isn't right

    • @gc4104
      @gc4104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Messiah Gray exactly

    • @loharconfehva1757
      @loharconfehva1757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thanks man need more like u

    • @y2m226
      @y2m226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep. I knew this was coming. The typical "why isn't show like The Jeffersons or Good Times or Family Matters?"

    • @koilzimbabwe
      @koilzimbabwe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Anyone else noticing these autistic cunts saying how much time they’ve been on TH-cam ?

    • @oscarcaballero1168
      @oscarcaballero1168 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Messiah Gray I'vе spent *8 dаys, 13 hOurs аnd 48 m𝗶nut𝐞s* ᴏn YouTub𝗲 s𝔦nce 25.5.2018! Check yоur stats: erbvwnw.viewr.stream

  • @maithreyim3911
    @maithreyim3911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Colin's looking really handsome

  • @Milk-hm3ug
    @Milk-hm3ug 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I can't believe I didn't even know that they were doing the Emmys

  • @giovanealves4320
    @giovanealves4320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    ow, that was hard to watch

    • @maximumoccupancy
      @maximumoccupancy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      See a doctor then.

    • @borisjohnson2291
      @borisjohnson2291 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Should have gotten the Smoothers Brothers... these have muted chemistry...

    • @sandszion
      @sandszion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shit was hilarious

    • @oOdOdY75Oo
      @oOdOdY75Oo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ow, your comment is hard to comprehend.....

    • @official_martiantalk8647
      @official_martiantalk8647 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/9v35cJgqfvE/w-d-xo.html

  • @streetwisehercules9956
    @streetwisehercules9956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    So Hollywood must now always bring up race and sex, then proceed to show a skit that's sexist & racist towards white men but loses its mind if a comedy skit mocks anyone else. Getting old, no wonder the ratings are genuinely tanking

    • @benblexbenblex
      @benblexbenblex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Boo hoo white person

    • @davidekakitie2646
      @davidekakitie2646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      they talked about the fact that white nationalist were the only one defending rosanne (fact) nothing rasict about that. they talked about the fact that trump cant admit that nazi's aren't bad, they talked about how white make superfluous police calls on black people, they talked about how the hollywood has so many sexual assualts cases, and how a black guy would not enjoy being in a all white bar. Nothing rasicts here. Street Wise Hercules, the reason race and politics is involved in everything is because trump made that the new thing. he so comedic about things that are serious, so people think it would be a good idea to use that for comedy. Lisa Weaver, funny that your obviously a trumper who tries to ignore that the far right is very rasict.

    • @kyrieirving2436
      @kyrieirving2436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lisa Weaver See we need more people like you in the world. I don’t get why black people can get away bashing whites, but if it’s the other way around it’d be over the news for over a week. These shitty so called “jokes” they said were unnecessary, as this is a award show where we all appreciate each other’s talents and skill.

    • @americanultranationalist8581
      @americanultranationalist8581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      benblexbenblex Boo hoo black people getting shot by cops

    • @74kross
      @74kross 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      david the victim mentality, dont blame your failed life on whitey soy boy.

  • @eleftheriak.8889
    @eleftheriak.8889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Where is netflix getting all the money was a valid question.

  • @RobeDuarte
    @RobeDuarte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Why was Chrissy Teigan ducking in her seat like that? 😂

  • @happy_ch3mical835
    @happy_ch3mical835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    The only reason this is trending is because people want to see how bad it is

    • @BlackOpsPeppe
      @BlackOpsPeppe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +the so the video has many views and they can monetize on it.... fuckin idiots....

    • @wynnpalmer8585
      @wynnpalmer8585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Only reason I watched it

    • @nw932
      @nw932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NOTHING BURGER - Honestly we should be thanking the Emmy's for a red pill of this magnitude.

    • @kingyeayea397
      @kingyeayea397 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Weird TH-camr NAH ITS BECAUSE INCEST PEDOPHILE GLOBALIST BET LIBERAL SCUFFING AT THE MOUTH TYRAANT TUBE WANTS U TO WATCH IT AN BE PROGRAMMED BY THERE FUCKIN DISGUSTING BULLSHIT .

    • @kingyeayea397
      @kingyeayea397 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Weird TH-camr That's why.

  • @LongRon6969
    @LongRon6969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +907

    I tried to laugh but I threw up instead

    • @earumamaadu
      @earumamaadu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't be a snowflake, It's OK to vomit

    • @oscarcaballero1168
      @oscarcaballero1168 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Freedom Child I'v𝐞 spеnt *7 d𝖺ys, 17 hours and 13 m𝒊nutes* on YouTub𝐞 s𝔦nc𝗲 12.4.2018! Ch𝗲ck y𝞸ur st𝖺ts: fiknhg.viewr.stream

    • @shrelndi6924
      @shrelndi6924 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      💯💯💯 *WAN1T ME? LO5OK, I MASTB*ATE NAK4ED,снеск6 снann9el* ⚡️⚡️

    • @Mx.Pickle
      @Mx.Pickle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What even is this comment section?

    • @LongRon6969
      @LongRon6969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cynthia Green I know right😂 where are these even coming from?

  • @thekub32
    @thekub32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    11k likes, 11k dislikes. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

    • @doubler713
      @doubler713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I noticed that too lol. Wtf. Never seen that before

    • @ruffnersedurifa7226
      @ruffnersedurifa7226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And you got 11 likes

    • @duckhouser
      @duckhouser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thanos.

    • @tekmepikcha6830
      @tekmepikcha6830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      3 months later and it still is.......#hmmmm

    • @patriciachal9872
      @patriciachal9872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanos, is that you!?

  • @BeazleyStudios
    @BeazleyStudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    These guys are great together. I love how Colin cracks up at every one of Che's black jokes.

  • @globalklaus
    @globalklaus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Wow. That was truly awkward.

    • @PresidentJamesDean
      @PresidentJamesDean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like when your girlfriend asks "Daddy, can you pass the salt" and you and her Dad reach for it at the same time.

    • @rn6710
      @rn6710 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It sucked

    • @kyrieirving2436
      @kyrieirving2436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Globalklaus It always is, people just trying to enjoy a award show and out of fucking nowhere politics and race comes out...

    • @robearberbils
      @robearberbils 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kyrieirving2436 who the fuck actually enjoys an award show? The people in the audience basically have to be there because Hollywood. If you watch award shows on tv for enjoyment AND also don't like the comedy, I feel supremely sorry for you and your sense of entertainment.

  • @coolsdon
    @coolsdon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Time to end ALL award ceremonies..

  • @wadha2314
    @wadha2314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    15 miles outside of Atlanta got me 😂

  • @philcollins4092
    @philcollins4092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The like to dislike ratio is as divided as our country.
    Update: Nevermind

  • @berkayaydin1212
    @berkayaydin1212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    4:58 is the best part of this whole opening monologue

  • @joshuacalebbevington
    @joshuacalebbevington 5 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    How the hell is this funny?

    • @willsmithsknee2245
      @willsmithsknee2245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's not.

    • @vanessahumphrey4022
      @vanessahumphrey4022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Idk

    • @WAEVOICE
      @WAEVOICE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Incessant jabs towards issues that will be dated in the blink of an eye-- to these gits, that's comedy.

    • @joshuacalebbevington
      @joshuacalebbevington 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Holy fuck almost 200 likes sorry it was thAt painful damn

    • @yes-qi8wd
      @yes-qi8wd 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      There were only like 3 or 4 good jokes and I like weekend update. I guess if you’re really into snl, you’d like it

  • @Abhi-cb7eh
    @Abhi-cb7eh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Academy done justice with these guys.

  • @mar2873
    @mar2873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I just realized a Gilmore Girls reference would have been so easy there

    • @prachipandey2489
      @prachipandey2489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yasss came here just for this comment🙈🙌

  • @VotelessOrc497
    @VotelessOrc497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Take a shot every time they say diversity or make a racist joke.

    • @maximalist5038
      @maximalist5038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      VotelessOrc497 have fun with alcohol poisoning

    • @VMohdude-
      @VMohdude- 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      VotelessOrc497 ah so jokes are finally racist when you’re offended, but with anyone else, if they’re offended, they’re snowflakes.

    • @corrupt_insomniac
      @corrupt_insomniac 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’d die from alcohol poisoning

    • @lucabrazi3067
      @lucabrazi3067 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      VotelessOrc497 I am trashed.

    • @maximalist5038
      @maximalist5038 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      VMohdude - nope. I try to not make biased uniformed and especially unfunny jokes at the expense of others

  • @rain8222
    @rain8222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    You guys are making me feel bad because I'm white

    • @sassygil6675
      @sassygil6675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      No need to feel bad. #WalkAway

    • @milofuentes1234
      @milofuentes1234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They call Me RAIN white people are dope

    • @fetus_yoda
      @fetus_yoda 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Poor baby

    • @thebatman4279
      @thebatman4279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You should only feel bad if you're a bad person. Feeling bad because of your skin colour is fucking pathetic.

    • @user-lr3ez1qm9z
      @user-lr3ez1qm9z 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You should lol.

  • @jayjordanx
    @jayjordanx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    That was funny and everyone in the comment in they feelings

  • @nothingtoseehere7554
    @nothingtoseehere7554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They totally killed it omg

  • @stevenkhosh4301
    @stevenkhosh4301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Bet. There were twice as many dislikes but youtube removed them all. Also, this is only trending because of how political it is

  • @tandilevuyo
    @tandilevuyo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    This is so cringey

    • @rhettbeltran6559
      @rhettbeltran6559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ft6510 Fuck off, shes just sharing her opinion.

    • @secretaccount5565
      @secretaccount5565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ft6510 chill dude

    • @KiwiHavok777
      @KiwiHavok777 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      FT big mad

    • @lukebyrd8406
      @lukebyrd8406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ft6510 low quality bait
      You are the weakest link

    • @IloveJesus-cf9sm
      @IloveJesus-cf9sm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes it is..sorry for the asshole below you its just a triggered crybaby lib, your beautiful and have the face of an angel..

  • @sr.supreme5808
    @sr.supreme5808 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Needed this

  • @kindalove207
    @kindalove207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "have you seen a hospital?"

  • @asokoron
    @asokoron 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    They did very well. A lot better than I expected. That was good boys!

  • @Karapar
    @Karapar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    RIP Hollywood. I've have, and will continue to enjoy your slow, painful downfall.

    • @jonnymmac
      @jonnymmac 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Almost sad seeing these sycophants eat eachother.

  • @jacksonmathers8
    @jacksonmathers8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The dislikes are crazy, these 2 together are always funny!

  • @isaiahshemaiahbrown
    @isaiahshemaiahbrown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This was great