6:40 668 - I ended 3 conversations in Korea = The end of the 3 Kingdoms period of Korea. He set up a general shelter leading North = Probably something to do with Goguryeo people fleeing North after the Tang-Silla invasion. 698 - South Korea has begun = A terrible mistranslation for the establishment of Balhae which ironically, was in the North. 27:07 1443 - Koreans get letters biting their lips = The Korean alphabet was invented by King Sejong the Great.
735- The Venerable Bede died in Northumbria. He was one of the earliest historians of post-Roman England so hence the "Father of English History" moniker.
@@eMorphized no he didn't. he invented a 1-letter-1-sound pronunciation for Latin, probably pretty close to the Classical Latin we learn today. Before his reform you just spoke Latin as whatever Romance language you spoke natively. Several hundred years of sound changes made Ecclesiastical Latin what it is today.
As a D&D nerd, I can confirm that archaically, a missile can refer to pretty much any offensive projectile, not just what we usually mean by "missile" in a modern context. So you can see how they'd get "Turkey besieging missiles" from something like "Turkish siege cannons." Edit: it was probably "Ottoman," and without looking at the context the translator assumed it was a noun, so it ended up as "Turkey" A stranger translation of what I assume is "cannons" is the later mention of "nuclear missiles."
It's so fun to try to figure out what the original event was - a crazy form of historical Telephone, 😂 Thanks to everyone for your input. Sometimes I figure it out, sometimes I put it together with the discussion, but sometimes there's nothing to do but laugh!
12:40 is likely the "Gang nach Canossa". The pope had excommunicated the emporer because the emporer wanted to appoint bishops himself which the pope didn't want. Being excommunicated meant that the emporer could lose his throne so he want to Canossa so the pope would take him back into the church. He allegedly had to wait barefoot in the snow for multiple days before the pope let him in. 14:36 could be the Hoftag/Reichstag at Worms. Though it was held in the year before so it's probably something else.
1:45 no the maya were very firmly stuck in Yucatán and Guatemala. Some nahua peoples were down there as well as the Miskito and a couple other native civilizations
24:49 is Venice owning Dalmatia (coastal region of the Balkans) until the Venetian republic ceased to exist in 1797 after the Austria annexed the republic.
I've actually been to the Corinth canal when I went to Greece for the first time this year during early summer. We were on a road trio for two weeks were we started from Dubrovnik then we drove all the way down to Greece threw Montenegro and Albania and back to Dubrovnik threw North Macedonia, Albania, Montenegro. We were in Greece for a week and we spent most of our time there close to the Corinth canal at one of our relative's summer home, the canal was really deep and impressive, but my dad didn't really enjoy going over the bridges that went over the canal. During our time in Greece we also went to Athens, mount Olympus, Argolida (and the fortress of Palamidi) and Acrocorinth.
13:00 University of Bologna is usually considered to be the "oldest university" as it was founded as a University in 1088 A.D. (universitas magistrorum et scholarium means "community of teachers and scholars") The ones in Parma and Pavia actually predate Bologna being founded respectively in 962 A.D. and Pavia in 825 A.D. but as "Schola" of Law and these institutions finally changed denomination into Universities respectively "only" in 1412 A.D. and 1361 A.D. In a similar way Oxford was founded as "Schola" in 1096 A.D.(more than a century after Parma and more than 2 centuries after Pavia, and almost a decade after Bologna was already university) and became university in 1231 A.D. as claimed on their own "merchandise". So Also the University of Padua (1222 AD) and University of Naples "Federico II" (1224 AD) predate that and were universities since their start and operated continuously to this day. Modena (1175 AD) and Reggio Emilia(1188 AD) were refounded a few times and merged in one. while the medical school of Salerno was started in 806 AD and operated for more than a millennium being shut down in 1811 AD 16:20 Emperor Henry 6th married Costanza d'Altavilla (or 1st of Sicily) these are the parents of Federick II of Hohenstaufen
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him! You-
the umayyads did establish a caliphate in cordoba, around the 10th century, to spite the abbassid caliphate, which did dethrone the last umayyad caliph Marwan II (and also did massacre his family). the first emir of cordoba was Abd al-Rahman "Saqr al Quraysh". the first caliph of cordoba was Abd al-Rahman III and the last caliph was Hisham III, after which the umayyads where overthrown in spain and the taifa period began.
I've heard Heinie as a given name, which is also slang for butt, but given the time period it was probably originally Heinrich before a couple mistranslations. I think "Barry and southern Italy" is supposed to be Bavaria and southern italy.
11:10 As far as Viking colonization goes, it’s debatable as it would require that Scandinavia have a much larger population with a lot more interest in territorial and economic expansion that far away. Most raiders and traders would have been more interested in traveling to known locations in Europe, so we would have to change their entire mindset. Also, it’s not certain how they would handle the more Southern climates if they expanded North to South. Though the other interesting bit to think about, is what effects this could have on Europe as a whole (depending on when the Vikings switch to venturing through North America and if they actually bother telling the rest of Europe about their explorations this time).
11:00 If you were to compare the invasions of the Skandinavian Vikings onto the British Isles with a hypothetical colonisation of the American continent through Vikings, combined with the origins of Normandy ... There would be much more cultural blending instead of segregation and eradication.
The Vikings came to the America after the great freeze around Greenland in 1275. They could no longer get supplies and trade because of the massive icing that blocked shipping from coming and going from Greenland. Before it became impossible to leave, they crossed the ocean looking for some place they could move to. And they called the Americas Vineland. So that would have been between 1265 to 1275 B.C.
Mr. Terry, the capital of the Aztec Empire was Tenochtitlan. Teotihuacan is other city, so old that for the time of the Aztecs, the city had been abandoned long time ago.
So my first thought about 'what would be different if Vikings colonized the Americas?' had to do with a vague recollection that the Vikings/Nords were viewed as un-Christian by other European peoples because of how fastidious they were about bathing and maintaining their hair and beards. After that, I thought about it some more and realized - wasn't the issue with colonization and disease among the natives connected to Europeans having developed immunity through exposure since they had domesticated animals and American natives didn't? Edit: No, I'm not forgetting about the violence and murder committed by colonials. I'm just addressing the disease aspect since I'm not well-versed in Viking/Nord tradition insofar as how they treated people outside their cultural 'circle'.
I have an unrelated question that I haven't been able to get an answer to. So in the Revolutionary War, France allied with the U.S. and then we received the Statue of Liberty from them. I heard somewhere that it was a gift to us for helping THEM in the war, but how could that be the case if the colonies were the ones that gained independence from Britain?
It was a gift from France to the US to honor the 100th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence and to Emphasize the shared bonds between Americans and Frenchmen. Not necessarily as a thanks for anything in particular.
That whole “weak period” was basically just Eleanor of Aquatane wasn’t it? And something about the Charlemagne empire collapsing over really stupid inheritance laws. Which eventually culminated into World War One due to how the collapse had divided up the empire. It’s fascinating to trace, actually, because the same lineages were starting feuds with each other over seven hundred years.
Wow, looking over the actual wikipedia timeline article alongside this video shows how badly the thing has been massacred. Original: 618-907 Tang Dynasty in China. Mauled Translation: 618 The threat.
Well, ironically enough, Justinian did more damage to the italian lands during his campains than the defending Vandals did. So even if he retook the italian lands, he would have ruled over a self inflicted pile of rubble. I'd personally say that western rome has not really fallen by this point, they where just under new Vandalic ownership with standart and lifestyle of living being pretty much the same for the common roman citizen under the Vandals than before they usurped the titel; the real fall came when Justinian tried to conquer that place, ravaging italy in the process.
The Vikings weren't big on the concept of exclusive land rights, so at the very least there probably would have been less of a drive to push the indigenous peoples out.
Do you like this version of Middle Ages history better?
yeah
Hell yeah!
Heck yeah sir. Gotta love it when the Vietnamese stroke back at the Mongols with SKS rifles 😂 Also the quest for the Fourth Joint...
Harassment, Massachusetts is such an appropriate name for a town in that state
We need a Vietnam War timeline for HE’s villain arc
Everybody always forgets about the Roman province of Nicaragua.😂
It’s called LATIN AMERICA for a reason! ROMA ET NICARAGUA INVICTA
The *Rightful Inheritors* of *Rome's Glory* is Nicaragua!
yep, it's such a tragedy *sips cup of Romanized Hot Chocolate*
It took me too long to realize the right word was probably Nicea.
The whole part about music in China is a mistranslation of the Song Dynasty
Oh that makes sense
The father of British history was definitely the Venerable Bede. I can see how that became the Bed. lol
😂😂😂 true
Also, without beds, no conceptions = no people and no history
Venerable Bede? more like Vulnerable Bed!
6:40
668 - I ended 3 conversations in Korea =
The end of the 3 Kingdoms period of Korea.
He set up a general shelter leading North = Probably something to do with Goguryeo people fleeing North after the Tang-Silla invasion.
698 - South Korea has begun =
A terrible mistranslation for the establishment of Balhae which ironically, was in the North.
27:07
1443 - Koreans get letters biting their lips =
The Korean alphabet was invented by King Sejong the Great.
Man, I wish I had a history teacher as cool as Terry.
same, but attitude and personality wise I did have a teacher quite like Mr Terry in 11th grade :D
735- The Venerable Bede died in Northumbria. He was one of the earliest historians of post-Roman England so hence the "Father of English History" moniker.
Was he also the guy that messed up Ecclesiastical Latin forever?
@@eMorphized No idea since I'm not familiar with ecclesiastical Latin sources. I've only seen translations of his works into English.
@@eMorphizedmaybe you're thinking of Alcuin? If so he made ecclesiastical Latín better if anything.
@@MCDreng yeah, I think it was that guy. Turned C into Ch
@@eMorphized no he didn't. he invented a 1-letter-1-sound pronunciation for Latin, probably pretty close to the Classical Latin we learn today. Before his reform you just spoke Latin as whatever Romance language you spoke natively. Several hundred years of sound changes made Ecclesiastical Latin what it is today.
yes, dalmatian dogs did originate in croatia and it is thought that they are breeds of pointers and spotted great danes.
Croatia, formerly known a Dalmatia
@@chescatfalgui3217 thats not true, dalmatia is just the southern part of croatia and it isnt accurate to describe it as the entirety of croatia
Bromax the Third is clearly HE
No, Bromax the Third is HE's brother
King Ginsrich might mean Geiserich, a Vandal tribal king, who conquered the roman province of carthage and there he etablished the Vandal Kingdom?
He be like: I am inevitable.
16:44 could be about Minamoto Yorimoto, who became the first Japanese shogun in 1192 (a system that lasted almost 700 years).
As a D&D nerd, I can confirm that archaically, a missile can refer to pretty much any offensive projectile, not just what we usually mean by "missile" in a modern context. So you can see how they'd get "Turkey besieging missiles" from something like "Turkish siege cannons." Edit: it was probably "Ottoman," and without looking at the context the translator assumed it was a noun, so it ended up as "Turkey" A stranger translation of what I assume is "cannons" is the later mention of "nuclear missiles."
It's so fun to try to figure out what the original event was - a crazy form of historical Telephone, 😂 Thanks to everyone for your input. Sometimes I figure it out, sometimes I put it together with the discussion, but sometimes there's nothing to do but laugh!
15:41 probably was a Mississippian village who traded Cahokia.
12:40 is likely the "Gang nach Canossa". The pope had excommunicated the emporer because the emporer wanted to appoint bishops himself which the pope didn't want. Being excommunicated meant that the emporer could lose his throne so he want to Canossa so the pope would take him back into the church. He allegedly had to wait barefoot in the snow for multiple days before the pope let him in.
14:36 could be the Hoftag/Reichstag at Worms. Though it was held in the year before so it's probably something else.
1:45 no the maya were very firmly stuck in Yucatán and Guatemala. Some nahua peoples were down there as well as the Miskito and a couple other native civilizations
You deserve all the success you now have, Mr. Terry. Your videos are always entertaining ^^
1:48 the bit about Nicaragua is actually about the _Nicene_ Creed that was on the Council of Efesus
Bromax the Third truly is the most underrated historical figure the world has never known
I love how Europa Universalis Music starts playing as the Ottomans gets mentioned first. I mean for real.
18:37 John freedoms worst nightmare
13:23 That would be the University of Bologna.
24:49 is Venice owning Dalmatia (coastal region of the Balkans) until the Venetian republic ceased to exist in 1797 after the Austria annexed the republic.
I've actually been to the Corinth canal when I went to Greece for the first time this year during early summer. We were on a road trio for two weeks were we started from Dubrovnik then we drove all the way down to Greece threw Montenegro and Albania and back to Dubrovnik threw North Macedonia, Albania, Montenegro. We were in Greece for a week and we spent most of our time there close to the Corinth canal at one of our relative's summer home, the canal was really deep and impressive, but my dad didn't really enjoy going over the bridges that went over the canal.
During our time in Greece we also went to Athens, mount Olympus, Argolida (and the fortress of Palamidi) and Acrocorinth.
no one's talking about the nation known as The Super, where He established a mosque.
Butt August is probably Augustine who talks of the falling of Rome in the City of God
my weakest time period would probably be the 14th-15th century
I believe they were talking about the Cluny Abbey in France, which had one of the largest basilicas in the world until St Peters
We Are not here for history. We Are here for HE lore
Gotta love StarvHarv
You know what they say: 《 Ce qui passe à Paris sale, ça reste à Paris sale ! 》
15:35 Can't have s██t in Detroit!
2:28 I think here is meant to say "Austria" due to how similar it sounds to Australia.
13:00
University of Bologna is usually considered to be the "oldest university" as it was founded as a University in 1088 A.D. (universitas magistrorum et scholarium means "community of teachers and scholars")
The ones in Parma and Pavia actually predate Bologna being founded respectively in 962 A.D. and Pavia in 825 A.D. but as "Schola" of Law and these institutions finally changed denomination into Universities respectively "only" in 1412 A.D. and 1361 A.D.
In a similar way Oxford was founded as "Schola" in 1096 A.D.(more than a century after Parma and more than 2 centuries after Pavia, and almost a decade after Bologna was already university) and became university in 1231 A.D. as claimed on their own "merchandise".
So Also the University of Padua (1222 AD) and University of Naples "Federico II" (1224 AD) predate that and were universities since their start and operated continuously to this day.
Modena (1175 AD) and Reggio Emilia(1188 AD) were refounded a few times and merged in one. while the medical school of Salerno was started in 806 AD and operated for more than a millennium being shut down in 1811 AD
16:20 Emperor Henry 6th married Costanza d'Altavilla (or 1st of Sicily) these are the parents of Federick II of Hohenstaufen
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him! You-
the umayyads did establish a caliphate in cordoba, around the 10th century, to spite the abbassid caliphate, which did dethrone the last umayyad caliph Marwan II (and also did massacre his family).
the first emir of cordoba was Abd al-Rahman "Saqr al Quraysh". the first caliph of cordoba was Abd al-Rahman III and the last caliph was Hisham III, after which the umayyads where overthrown in spain and the taifa period began.
I've heard Heinie as a given name, which is also slang for butt, but given the time period it was probably originally Heinrich before a couple mistranslations.
I think "Barry and southern Italy" is supposed to be Bavaria and southern italy.
So, we've had He and She before ...and now we have Me and I. I can't keep up, and neither can me.
21:52 I believe this is referring to the University of Erfurt, but the actual university was founded in 1379, 32 years after the date mentioned, 1347.
11:10 As far as Viking colonization goes, it’s debatable as it would require that Scandinavia have a much larger population with a lot more interest in territorial and economic expansion that far away.
Most raiders and traders would have been more interested in traveling to known locations in Europe, so we would have to change their entire mindset.
Also, it’s not certain how they would handle the more Southern climates if they expanded North to South.
Though the other interesting bit to think about, is what effects this could have on Europe as a whole (depending on when the Vikings switch to venturing through North America and if they actually bother telling the rest of Europe about their explorations this time).
HE is a citizen of Lithuania, Bulgaria, the Ottoman Empire by way of Spain, and apparently is also Sri Lankan
Yes, all 101 Dalmatians came from Dalmatia and so did my father's parents way back when it was still part of the Austro-Hungarian Empire.
12:47 this is actually pretty close to what really happened. it really was this weird irl
There was a leader Genseric I think, might be where it’s from
I saw the canal whilst on a tour on Ancient Greek sites
11:00 If you were to compare the invasions of the Skandinavian Vikings onto the British Isles with a hypothetical colonisation of the American continent through Vikings, combined with the origins of Normandy ... There would be much more cultural blending instead of segregation and eradication.
since pommeranians come from pommerania i assume dalmatians come from dalmatia. just a guess though
Butt August = St. Augustinus?
21:55 it's most likely about the the Ruprecht Karl University of Heidelberg, the oldest university in Germany, founded around this time in 1386.
I think that's probably talking about the Charles University in Prague. Idk why it would be in Germany though
@@lamegamer1757 maybe because of the HRE
@@ZarexianMapper Yeah, probably.
The Vikings came to the America after the great freeze around Greenland in 1275. They could no longer get supplies and trade because of the massive icing that blocked shipping from coming and going from Greenland. Before it became impossible to leave, they crossed the ocean looking for some place they could move to. And they called the Americas Vineland. So that would have been between 1265 to 1275 B.C.
A.D. BC. means Before Christ.
I had no idea there was a canal through the isthmus of Corinth of any size. Neat.
As a thai all i remember from thai class is how many time we fought Myanmar and how many coup there were
OMG the California associated with thr Ottoman Empire directly followed by the Charlie Magnesium obliterated me.
LOL
Mr. Terry, the capital of the Aztec Empire was Tenochtitlan. Teotihuacan is other city, so old that for the time of the Aztecs, the city had been abandoned long time ago.
Clooney Abe meant the Abbey of Cluny, probably founded at that time.
So my first thought about 'what would be different if Vikings colonized the Americas?' had to do with a vague recollection that the Vikings/Nords were viewed as un-Christian by other European peoples because of how fastidious they were about bathing and maintaining their hair and beards. After that, I thought about it some more and realized - wasn't the issue with colonization and disease among the natives connected to Europeans having developed immunity through exposure since they had domesticated animals and American natives didn't?
Edit: No, I'm not forgetting about the violence and murder committed by colonials. I'm just addressing the disease aspect since I'm not well-versed in Viking/Nord tradition insofar as how they treated people outside their cultural 'circle'.
10:14 Happy Leif Erikson day hinga dinga durgen😂 I know it’s not October 9. Leif the Lucky
12:55 As a citizen of Connecticut, this is canon!
Wasn’t there a Caliphate in Cordoba?
I have an unrelated question that I haven't been able to get an answer to. So in the Revolutionary War, France allied with the U.S. and then we received the Statue of Liberty from them. I heard somewhere that it was a gift to us for helping THEM in the war, but how could that be the case if the colonies were the ones that gained independence from Britain?
It was a gift from France to the US to honor the 100th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence and to Emphasize the shared bonds between Americans and Frenchmen. Not necessarily as a thanks for anything in particular.
@@lucyla9947 Ah, alright. Thanks, that's been one of those questions I haven't been able to answer since childhood lol
That whole “weak period” was basically just Eleanor of Aquatane wasn’t it?
And something about the Charlemagne empire collapsing over really stupid inheritance laws. Which eventually culminated into World War One due to how the collapse had divided up the empire. It’s fascinating to trace, actually, because the same lineages were starting feuds with each other over seven hundred years.
Wow, looking over the actual wikipedia timeline article alongside this video shows how badly the thing has been massacred.
Original: 618-907 Tang Dynasty in China.
Mauled Translation: 618 The threat.
congrats on 400k🗣🗣🗣🗣👏👏👏👏
No mention of 535 being “The Year Without The Sun” huh?
Yes, as an answer to your question, yes dalmatians did originate in Dalmatia
Nice reaction again
I saw the vid and after watching this came visiting here.
I would love to react to horrible histories
I was craving for so He lore
Not sure it's the right niche but if anyone's interested in Roman, Latin and Italic history (mostly warfare) I strongly recommend Schwerpunkt
Bede was the Father of British history, lol. (The Venerable Bede)
I think the long sea was the Red Sea?
Interesting comment regarding the people that actually repelled the mongols!
I wouldn't mind going to Dirty Paris.
I remember learning about "He" what a subject am I right.
Well, ironically enough, Justinian did more damage to the italian lands during his campains than the defending Vandals did.
So even if he retook the italian lands, he would have ruled over a self inflicted pile of rubble.
I'd personally say that western rome has not really fallen by this point, they where just under new Vandalic ownership with
standart and lifestyle of living being pretty much the same for the common roman citizen under the Vandals than before they usurped the titel;
the real fall came when Justinian tried to conquer that place, ravaging italy in the process.
Yep, you heard it here first, folks, the Byzantine Empire fell because of a joint.
HE, is back!😊
You are ill?? 😟 Cheer up, Terry ❤️
StarvHarv posted a video about Wikipedia translations.
song dynasty -> music
My weakest timeline is everything before 1607 and not in America
9:18 all i know is that it's definitely a mistranslation of "muslim world"
The Vikings weren't big on the concept of exclusive land rights, so at the very least there probably would have been less of a drive to push the indigenous peoples out.
University of bologna 13:42
Could 1519 actually be 1589? Peter Stump, the Werewolf of Bedburg?
My weakest time period would have to be the early middle ages.
No one knows this but History is named because it is HIS Story
Did you teach at SDA? My history teach was just as amazing as you
I think the reason the Vikings didn’t stay in the American continent long is because the indigenous people in Canada didn’t have anything to pillage
can we just come up with a way to say time thats just about time and not affirm faith lol
Dalmatian dog breed originated in Croatia
Bromax III is my king.
Imagine veitnam war with this lol
Im so early I can finish reading all the comments
I beleve that he has made a video in witch he badly translates Japans history
you missed some HE lore by skipping the hearts of iron badly translated
I love HE
First comment 😁