The Relaxation of Ethan Pineapple [ ASMR ]
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 ก.ย. 2024
- A Deep One from Innsmouth who specializes in ASMR has invited Mr. Pineapple over to help him relax ever since the disappearance of his wife Margaret has sent him into a deep and dark state of depression.
ASMR stands for Arkham Sanitarium Method Relaxation, an advanced series of treatments used to help those suffering with anxiety, depression, panic attacks, PTSD and much more.
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Daughter: "Mom where's dad?"
Mom: "He's In The Basement Dressed As A Monster Whispering To A Pineapple."
It's been a while since I had tears of laughter. Thank-you. Still laughing...
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That is a truely great comment my fine sir! 👏
Such funny much laughter so comment such original
Don't do drugs kids. lol
32:23 when your friend says he is better than you in video games
Yoda Gaming left me my wife has
PARDON MEEEE???!! .. lmaoo
This deserves much more likes
“Did y’all hear sum? ‘Cause I **pulls out axe** DONTl”
😂😂😂lmo
Ethan is actually screaming in pain throughout the entire video. He just screams at a frequency too high for us to hear
Wait you guys can't hear the screams??😮
@@thepianoimpressionist8734 yes
Can confirm, I, unlike you humans, CAN hear it, and it hurts my ears >:(
What if you can hear dog whistles....
He's also crying but he has invisible tears
It's weird to see Ethan as a Pineapple. He's such a charismatic guy.
I saw ur comment on the Lights Out Vid
Who?
Very talkative tho
Appreciate it.
Oh let’s go my name is Ethan
15:39 Ethan cried, look at his left eye
That’s his right
Lol 😂
Piper Normal no that’s his left dude
Nooooooo that’s his right
Dude
It was his right btw
1:08
The pineapple drops a note containing his final words as he knows he is experiencing the final minutes of his life.
why the fuck don’t you people find this shit funny goddammit - it’s been 4 years
@@TofuTheCool 8 years it’s funny
I chucked
8 years probably going on 9 now. It’s hilarious. Here’s your medal. 🎖️
@@TofuTheCool R.I.P. ANANAS
Barber Alien Doctor: whatchu want
Pineapple Ethan: just a lil off the top please
Say no more
Say no more fam
It's funny cause this same guy runs a barber shop XD check out that video.
Katy Peploe say no more fam
What happens when a pineapple aspires to become human? Well, for starters, he gets his brain scooped out and eaten by a doctor who is part of a species of merfolk from Innsmouth. Rift Lore, everyone
Also edited the comment 5 years later to fix a spelling mistake and lost the heart. I hate myself lol
...
A small price to pay for salvation
A small price to pay for vitamin c
I’m a qt Well.. That escalated quickly. 😐
What if ethan switched minds with a human who was no longer in need of its form (like a vegetable) which would explain why ethan isnt moving
wtf
i feel the same way
Pineapple I'm so sorry for u
TrickyPanda65 WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Pineapple this is your brother and this is how he died.
Pineapple I am eat pineapple
"ASMR stands for Arkham Sanitarium Method Relaxation"
Miniscule Bug
"I told you to tell 'em that you was in a sanitarium, not sanitation, sanitarium"- Tony Montana
Miniscule Bug hahaa
***** gross
***** why are you fucking that movie? Why would you fuck any movie, in fact?
Miniscule Bug actually - Arkham Sanitarium Meditation Relaxation
only ER could make the sound of hitting something with an axe relaxing
incredible as always
***** bless your heart.
Bless you all
Ok demon bear
Hi Davey :3
***** striders gonna stride
Oh my god.
After 2 full years of researching I finally found the first ever ASMR video I watched. Wow
This was my first one also! Lmao
now that’s a madlad
This was your first impression of ASMR? How did you continue watching? (Also i remember the first ASMR vid i watched.)
@@themonsterunderyourbed.7620 sorry for the late response! I found it quite odd, but none the less enjoyable.
15:27 Natives scalp white invader (1829, Colorized)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Accurate to history too
First Nations
haha
take yo scalp for reward facepaint
I'd like to think Ethan died a happy relaxed pineapple.
He died with several axe chops to the head/torso. Is that happy or relaxing?
morgan minecraft legion i think relaxing more.
morgan minecraft legion yes
Dude he was eatin alive that’s not relaxing or happy
Ethan is back!!! He had a brain transplant!
Warning: some images may be disturbing to some viewers, viewer discretion is advised.
Jagger Wignall u have been warned
salasai rubrum what???😂
he’s adding onto your comment.
Moves like jagger
To pinaples
“Just a little off the top” My barber: 15:25
Lol
@@Samstar369 I mean I'm typing on mobile and we do have an enter key idiot...
Samuel Kim there are so many flavors...
And you choose to be salty
robot jones with internet access nice one
Looooooooooooool
you so some of the strangest ASMR videos and I love them for that
Subscribed
logcabinElectric Why thank you. I try my best to just do my own thing..
Ephemeral Rift Please keep doing it.
+Ephemeral Rift do you have the microphones in the gloves ?
i forgot the name of the video and typed in fish tomahawks a pineapple
Should've typed in "Fish demonstrates man slaughter on a pineapple ASMR"
marvinluver1
Lol
SansTheMemelord hahahaha
SansTheMemelord Lol just tried searching it to see if it worked. It did. Amazing.
I typed Fish eats a Pineapple
Friend: So what do you do to relax?
Me: Watch a man-fish scalp a pineapple.
Friend: 0.0
That's why I keep my asmr habit a secret. Nobody needs to know what I watch a man do on the Internet with pineapples.
You should keep a tab of porn open so you can switch to that if someone comes in, it'll be easier to explain
Mta92193 not original in the sightest...
Burnsy
Did I ever claim that it was original?
***** HE'S NOT AN ALIEN, HE'S A DEEP ONE. A DEEP ONE!
Anyone else notice how he picks up his hatchet at the sound if a dog barking at 32:22 ? Lmao
Pretty sure that’s just breathing
2:09
I hear the bark I turned on high volume
😂👌🏻
Lol I heard it
I think I watched this 30 - 40 times.
And I always get Tingels, he is a god.
+Cinobra Me too lol.
Cthulu Fthagen
cutulalu fatang?
+Themaster gamer cthulu fthagen??? wtf XD
+don't rush the child Cthulu Fthagen. It's a reference to the Ancient One known as Cthulu in lovecraftian works.
literally no one puts this much efforti nto ASMR videos. Your channel is the best.
Heather Feather's Space Repair and CandyLand ASMR videos have tons of effort put into them. This is one of the most interesting ones i've ever seen, though.
YGS
15:40 RIP Ethan
Shall Ethan rest in peace
Feelin weird since my name is Ethan too 😆
Luke Tang a
That made me think of the scene from Hannubal where He takes off the top of Paul's skull
MrG6051 Oh god yea, that scene was disturbing as hell
Luke Tang
He may have died, but his soul will-
Oh, nevermind he's eating that too
When you go pee and you hear your friends talking trash about you 20:04
Trazy underrated
Lol
Lul
Why isn’t it a gun and why isn’t the background a schoo-
That's... a little too specific.
U ok?
I like how he like gets ready to kill again at 32:23
TH3GRIMR3AP3R LOL HAHA
*"Those damn dogs"*
“oh shit he isn’t dead? oh phew false alarm”
You can hear the gentle caw of a bird before ER straight up decides "I am recording this today *NO MATTER WHAT* "
TH3GRIMR3AP3R KA'l JA"RA
Anyone that puts bow ties on fruit, has got my respect.
i put my uniform tie on a watermelon
Bow ties are cool
18:15 "YUM YUM YUMMEH"
Hahahaha XD I heard it
O YEA ITS EANTEN TIME MOI B0I
I wasn’t that far and all I saw was Ethan being devoured
Lmfao😂🤣
32:30 When you just finish arguing with your parents and your mom hears you mumble something under your breath
Lmao facts
Lmao WHY DO YOU PNLY HAVE 5 FRRAKING LIKE MY GUY I AM READY TO CREAT 500 ACOUNTS AND LIKE YOUR COMMENT MY DUDE
Diagnostic this pineapple has a SPLITTING headache
Badum tss
Justice Gsell this is a pine apple of a few words..........................
Justice Gsell oh wow XD I get it his head got split open
Justice Gsell AYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
DA DUM CHSSS!!
You Can Also Search This As Fish Alien Slaughters A Pineapple
Edit:omg :o 363 likes
+TheUnfortunateFurry OMG YOU CAN I JUST DID AND THATS WHAT CAME UP lol
The future is now.
Probably cause its tagged...
how did you find that out?
+BigFatChunky he took it from someone else
I don't know what he's saying but my ears like it
Nice
Me too
Same tho
This is one of the few asmr videos that actually gave me tingles
That's true
Life Theory are you deranged?
Uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Edit:no I am a very tingly person
I just watched a fishman disguised as a doctor brutally bludgeon a wifeless pineapple to death with a blunt hatchet, then procede to consume him. "10/10 would relax again"
hes not a fish man thats a deep one
they all look the same
He put him out of his depression permanently, by removing his brain so he can no longer have feelings. Amazing!
yes
This is such a unique, relaxing experience. I admire your personal style, always so different and open to new elements. You radiate a special energy and for sharing your inner glow, I must thank you. Thank you for being so special! Hugs -Kiki
Hermetic Kitten Thank you Kiki.
+Hermetic Kitten Wow, Hermetic Kitten here! I guess the ASMR world is a sweet feedback one.
Absolutely nobody:
Me: my alien from Area 51 giving me tingles at 3:am
I have never been confused and relaxed at the same time before. Lol
It's a Rift, why don't you jump in?
Its a Deep One.
I don't feel that "The Relaxation of Ethan Pineapple [ ASMR ]" is fitting... maybe it should be "The brutal lobotomising and horrific consumption of an innocent fruit who had just lost his wife [ ASMR ]"
James Rose I agree!
yeap.
Nope just nope
+s1kproductions Me too ahahaha
OMG IM DYING
99.9% sure I just watched pineapple murder
he is out there explaining the Fnaf:sister's location lore while eating a pineapple
*Ethan
uuurgh, omg!! at 10:40, when he made that injection.
I was not prepared. I did my studies minding my own buisness, and suddenly i hear that sound and my entire body crooked backwards reflexively. And i groaned so loud, my room mate thought that I ejaculated for no reason.
Hnnnnng
+GruntSquad92 That's hot
+duckyduck915able lollllllllll
+GruntSquad92 All your likes are for the random ejaculation
+GruntSquad92 IM SCREECHING BAHAHAH
13:24 shit just got real son
I can only imagine solder from tf2 saying that XD
PlusHalfling mann up ladies..
+Docta maggot!
+PlusHalfling this is my world!
+christian thomas you are not welcome in my WORLD!
I feel like Rifty has killed someone before
Charlie (carl)?
Ikr
then he ate the inside of whoever it was
he ate their liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti (kudos to whoever gets that reference)
Silence of the lambs
5 years later and i still come back to this when i cant sleep. Thank you for many a relaxation
That gibberish of that alien. I like it. I like it a lot
IT'S NOT GIBBERISH AND ITS NOT A FUCKING ALIEN ITS A DEEP ONE
Amethyst, You don't have to yell... anyway, yeah Jonny B, it's kind of nice to listen to. I thought it was strange though, in his other videos when he's wearing that mask, he just talks normally, I don't like that as much.
That my friend is called Italian.
No pineapples were harmed in the making of this video.
ImPopular Bayz debatable. Lol
Not on screen, but off screen.... That's a different story.
ImPopular Bayz well..not physically
ImPopular Bayz Deep One Dave only ate his brains. NBD.
Apart from that one which was brutally murdered with a hatchet
I just watched a fish man eat out a pineapple... Cool...
a deep one you moron.
your as dumb as a mogeko.😐
+Defect Mogeko your TH-cam last name is dumb then smart ass
+Defect Mogeko even his playlist are retarded jesus
Defect Mogeko it Seems your mother took drugs to make you defective Good You deserve it
Idk why I always come to back to this video when I need to sleep. Your very talented at what you do, but I think this is a strange video for me to find so relaxing😂
I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school.
ShootingStarNeo Buzz Lightyear. Toy Story.
Nailed dat reference.
"I understood that reference"
-Captain America, from The Avengers
Insomnophile "I dont understand that reference"
-Castiel, Supernatural
+Molly Nero wins.
"is that what you do, just sit around watching pineapples with angels?"
Castiel: "I'm not supposed to talk about it."
- supernatural (err, paraphrasing...)
"I like big butts and I cannot lie"
Juan Amaya 2015
sorry, I don't speak Italian
Lionel Teh Gamer its a quote from spongebob
YoMamasTacos I don't speak Alien fish.
ItAlien
Sorry I don't speak. *I T A L I C S*
I like your profile pic
"Please no"
-Ethan Pineapple 1984-2015
so strange to see doctor dave in such a casual space, hes even speaking his native language. such an interesting guy.
Yes. I too suffer depression but I am getting through it using these videos.🥰🥰🥰😊😊😊
Holy crap! I've never felt so much sympathy for a pineapple in my life!
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M
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Wtf am I watching I just witnessed a pineapple be slaughtered by a alien
But it was really relaxing lmao
Sorry if i come off as rude but it's not an alien i just googled it up 2 minutes ago. I found out that they are called: "THE DEEP ONES" from HP Lovecrafts Cthulu lore.
Ikr
My I correct your grammar as it is AN alien not A alien :)
Please help me why did I watch this
HELLO I COME FROM 2018! at 30:58 he literally tells us about an event that takes place involving Charley Carl waking Lord Cthulhu! three years ago he had that video planned... AMAZING. he essentially says Charley went missing and he was really sad they couldn't find him. he thinks he went to find the Sleeping Lord Cthulhu. AND he made a video about Charley coming back from waking Cthulhu this year!
TangerineMan27 Holy shit... Rift is a Legit Genius
I wonder how many years ahead he’s already planned
HMMM
I'm from October 31
LoL I came From 2019 Dude
I really fear the day I die and my family goes through my watch history.
Rest In Peace Ethan 15:40
May your soul pass on into the after life, and may we never forget you.
Nah I’m chillin right here guys... in human form...
Wow....he was crying.
#RIPEthanPineapple2015
One to be remembered.
Bob Shoobie Maybe Bethany was the Watermelon.
Bob Shoobie insert "see you agian"
Like if u cry evry time
Rip in piece
Why did I see #RIPE than Pineapple at first? Lol.
Dammn Sponge Bob's gunna be pissed
oh please that little shit dont give a fuck
+Chronas 9.9 Lol
lol
channel5980 whoa bro chill!!!!
Who lives in a- um... oh... well spongebob you are homeless now
entry for q1 of 2024:
balls
Lol same its sad
*when no one will see your comment in the pineapples comment section so u just make a comment yourself*
@@Besismes lol
Lol what a coincidence
I’m still scarred
He looks like he's really starting to relax at 14:25.
This reminds of the The Vanishing of Ethan Carter just from the title. I'm inclined to believe that's not a coincidence.
Standards I've never played the game, but for whatever reason he wanted to be named Ethan.
Ephemeral Rift Happy accident, then. It's probably a game you would be enjoy. It's worth a read-up, at the last.
I was thinking the exact same thing.
Ethan looks so placid and relaxed. Where do I sign up?
for the full body and *deep* scalp massage?
Private Information How could you tell what I looked like while watching this?
They've installed tiny cameras in your house and have also replaced all your loved ones with impostors. Don't trust anyone or anything and kill on sight. May Cthulu protect you
I read this as flaccid and relaxed xD
Private Information I mean, i could do the rusty axe part for free. my number is 0800 - luvnuts -3445
That feeling when you watch this video in 2020
was gonna like it but then I realized it's 2021 now
No way 2020 was 4 years ago
relaxation of ETHAN BRADBERRY
fuck yes
You sir have won the internet
SLAAAAAAAAMMMMMMIIIINNNNN
+charliechambers your profile pic fits with your comment almost too well.
ded meme
so...I understand people who think Asmr is strange...
HartRaton we are one with the meme
Well... If life gives you Pineapples
Find de wae/▪-▪/
De wae \'-'/
I love your creativity .. Love the effort and thought you put into your videos ❤️
Rachael Skipper you sound like a girl who actually cares about those things...can i have your number
jack slate has some wicked middle school game
😂^^^
***** ER is playing a Deep One from the Lovecraft universe
Uncle E literally disappears into the roles he plays and I just admire that so much
1:08 Pineapple dandruff.
DeadDudeGaming lol
DeadDudeGaming lmao so hard
DeadDudeGaming i
DeadDudeGaming One Giant Chunk
😂😂😂
What the fuck am I doing with my life
+❤Kitsune Goddess❤ I love ice cream cake.
+❤Kitsune Goddess❤ u r,sexy
+❤Kitsune Goddess❤ hi
+❤Kitsune Goddess❤ how r u
+❤Kitsune Goddess❤ we should text 😅 my bad aqward
It's amazing to think that I, a man who watches aliens talking to and slaughtering pineapples, beat presidents, lawyers, and the man who could cure cancer to the egg.
?
Dafuq are u talking about
+STFUImBigBoned finish your sentence please
what
xD by the looks of it, I'm the only one who got that
Three years ago I discovered ASMR. After some time scrolling through the big channels, such as ASMR Darling, Whispers Red, etc, I came across this video. Being me, I instantly clicked. I was like "what the hell is this?" But I liked it. So I started looking through your channel. Paul, let me tell you from the bottom of my heart, thank you. This insane world I live in is a little more bearable because for the last three years, I've fallen asleep to your videos. The creativity, the props, the execution of the videos, its all incredible. You are the highlight of my nights, and without you, the world would be a much more boring place. Thank you for being you. Happy 7 years on youtube, and hopefully many more. ❤
Rest in pieces Mr Pineapple -_-
Lol thank God it wasn't me
Did u know that pineapples r just berries stuck together? So Ethan is rlly just 1 of the berries in the bigger Ethan's
Or just a lot of Ethans
A horde of Ethans
did u know humans are just cells together? So we are just 1 cell in a bigger thing. logic
TheJCGsquad nope I didn't know that
jed stubbs everyone knows that
There should be subtitles that translate what the Deep One is saying, that would be cool.
I actually looked for that.
Subtitles take an ungodly amount of time to make, it would definitely slow down his upload schedule, and some viewers like me only listen to the audio when trying it fall asleep. But, in theory, that would be nice.
Besides do you know how hard it is to translate Deep One without consulting Cthulhu himself? And he's been asleep for the last 7 millennia (approx.) in R'yleh. Cthulhu F'thang
I have subtitles. In my mind. Try watching his movements when he talks and you can kind of understand what exsactly he is saying. Not that hard
I just realized he pulled out the 11th doctors sonic screwdriver.
WHERE IS THE MICROPHONE ?! D:
Rizler900 On the backside of the pineapple. He did something like this earlier, with a pumpkin.
Behind the pineapple.
Inside the pineapple.
Inside my colon
It is the pineapple.
Uncle E: *grabs raincoat* Uncle E's wife: "it's not raining, what do you need the raincoat for?" Uncle E: *looks at raincoat* "my motives are beyond your comprehension"
I'm just sitting here watching this alien dude put weird shit on a pineapple... What the fuck am I doing with my life
+luislopez224 ?
ER: *brings out Ethan the Pineapple*
Me: I LOV-
ER: *cuts the top of him off*
Me trying not to cry: NOOO
Where did he get SCP-049's doctor bag?
U watch lord bung u have my respect
During the raid
@@captainzigzag3616 haha
@@TheOneAndOnlyNxcturnaL still waiting for infinite ikea part 2 bro
@@fbi3579 lord bung needs to fix his lazy ass and complete it Xd
Emphermial Rift: Excuse me what?
Dr T: TECHNICAL
JoJo: Illusion 100
Am I seeing things or is this comment extremely weird and confusing
@@honeyyboy You need to have watched all 3 of those channels for kt to make sense
@@BigManAis I've seen Dr. T and I'm assuming that the illusion 100 thing is similar.
Also, @NotPlebis amazing profile picture.
Imagine just coming across this video and not knowing what ASMR is. I'd be like "The fuck?"
PurpleRenegade this is how I discovered ASMR
PurpleRenegade it was concerning and made me worry for myself
In another universe, this is a shock video for fruits
i want a lyric video of this
Alright here's what I could get. "Cthulhu ftaghn"
+TheJCGsquad same
Jamie Petty chungagalahgugddsrfjohgudufkgfubtbigfhgufycugfugigufigbuhyfu
Who is here 2018? I remember when he uploaded it, the best video ever!
Who's here 2019?
2019 for me
As much as I love Dave, I don't think I'll be going to him for a physical anytime soon.
When you’re doing random stuff home alone and here something 32:23
I wonder what people would think if they looked from your window. :>
I believe he was recording in his basement... So no window.
I'm sure you should be wondering why there people looking through your window
32:23 is his reaction to somebody looking through his window
Wife): walks in bedroom...
Wtf are u doing as a monster and a pineapple
Er) : leave me ALONE I'M DOING ASMR
ER: leave me alone...im doing..A..S..M..R...
Demon Tar Why this reminds me of Hostel?
I taught the alien I liberated from area 51 how to do asmr
Still one of my favorites I go back to
I love your ideas. I got a smile and relax.
Thank you. My friend.
Yes, you are good.;)
I wonder why this isn't on your spotify anymore. :(
I just noticed that we are Ethan but we are put in the POV of the person that is (possibly tied to a chair) witnessing the horrific incident.
The permanent relaxation of Ethan pineapple
DOCTOR WHOOOOOOOOOOO
+Oso Panda Hello, Whovian!
actually this is a creature from H.P. Lovecraft's C'thulhu mythos but I see where you might get the Doctor Who idea from
Its a mix of Both cross over between being a doctor *i think there was a joke there cause he killed the person* and a deep one
Oso Panda dude, I don't even know when the last episode of the 12th doctor was...
YNComrade Y'all XOF be mad
2:15 I guess Ethan believes in Cthulhu
26:40 I like his singing
In his little lore, Dave likes heavy rock or “metal” as he called it, Metallica etc, same thing at the begging of the video, Metallica also has songs about kuthulu so it’s honestly a perfect fit. damn now I feel like the rift version of a weeb
Me too
1950 I bett there will be Flying Cars in the Future
2018 there is a Deep One taking a Medical examen on a Pineapple
Albert Ritter von Wien
2015